Speaker 1: He sends this text to Roman, and Roman screenshots it
Speaker 1: and sends it to me. He goes, oh shit, surprise
Speaker 1: is ruined. I was like, son of a bitch. Calm
Speaker 1: Down with Erin and Carissa is a production of iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1: Welcome ev about it to the Calm Boulder. You should
Speaker 1: see me last night. I was singing Carrie Underwood Sunday
Speaker 1: Night football, like it was my job, and Steve goes,
Speaker 1: why do you know all the words and the dance moves.
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, Steve, I've known all the words since
Speaker 1: Faith Hill did this years ago.
Speaker 2: But like my next lave, what no day fall Sunday night? Anyway?
Speaker 1: Can I tell you something we did? You would have
Speaker 1: loved this. So we are the Calm Down Podcast. Y'all welcome.
Speaker 1: We always have kind of like, uh, after we do
Speaker 1: a forty nine Ers game, we fly out of San
Speaker 1: Jose's airport. There's always like a good three hours and
Speaker 1: it's not the best airport. In terms of wanting to
Speaker 1: this Sunday night game, get some food, get some dinner.
Speaker 1: I found a casino two minutes away. We went to
Speaker 1: this casino. We went to dinner in the casino. We
Speaker 1: had a time. There were all these televisions everywhere. Everyone
Speaker 1: in the casino were huge Cowboys fans because obviously there
Speaker 1: were forty nine Ers fans and they wanted the Cowboys
Speaker 1: to win so they can move up. And so it
Speaker 1: was just they had a menu like the cheesecake Factory.
Speaker 2: It was actually American and Asian flair.
Speaker 1: We were ordering Margarita's, having a time and with Margarita's.
Speaker 2: Wow, they were going here with go.
Speaker 1: And our flight kept getting delayed and delayed and delayed.
Speaker 1: We were like what around? It was so much fun. Wait,
Speaker 1: I need to break this down because as a gal
Speaker 1: that used to go to San Jose once a week
Speaker 1: for y'all who sports every Wednesday, I would fly in there.
Speaker 2: I know that airport like the back of my hand.
Speaker 2: There's the Gordon Beers.
Speaker 1: There's a small little Mexican restaurant, and that's it. Like
Speaker 1: there's really nothing else going on or else. I'm met
Speaker 1: the Hudson News and Licorice and Toritos, Like there's not
Speaker 1: a lot happening there. Yeah, but shout out to San
Speaker 1: Jose Airport because it is small and can easily be desated.
Speaker 1: Didn't know there was a casino that could have been
Speaker 1: trouble for a gal like me had I known about it.
Speaker 1: Good for you for at a time, had some chicken karaokee,
Speaker 1: you had some dim sun, had a lovely glass of tequila.
Speaker 2: And I mean we were just having the greatest a
Speaker 2: lot of flavors. Good for you. Here's my question, though,
Speaker 2: how do you trust the delays?
Speaker 1: Because I don't trust the delays, Like if the app cycle,
Speaker 1: you're delayed another twenty minutes, but then they all like
Speaker 1: could move it up, And now now you're not in
Speaker 1: the airport, Like that's really dicey. You know why, I'm
Speaker 1: checking to see where the plane is. Plane hasn't even landed.
Speaker 1: That's one more drinks. We're fine.
Speaker 2: Wow, none of us were chation.
Speaker 1: Once you get like a couple of cocktails and you
Speaker 1: start getting some liquid courage, You're like, I'm fine through this, TSA.
Speaker 2: No time.
Speaker 1: Then I gotta update my clear we're doing a new identity. No,
Speaker 1: I don't have time for this. I gotta get one
Speaker 1: more drink before I get on the plane. How about
Speaker 1: the constant ID check I get, Well, not so much
Speaker 1: anymore because I'm TSA. But I used to always get
Speaker 1: the and don't call it random because you're checking my
Speaker 1: ID every single time. Because I'm flying every week and
Speaker 1: now we're checking the ID. You should give me a prize.
Speaker 1: I should have like a frequent not fly your number,
Speaker 1: but I should get like a like a buy five
Speaker 1: drinks get one free kind of a thing. You know,
Speaker 1: the you know you used to get those puncher the
Speaker 1: whole things as a former drive through Barista gall in Seattle.
Speaker 2: You guys know what I'm talking about. Those punch cards. Wow,
Speaker 2: when you filled them up, you got so excited.
Speaker 1: You like, I get a free Moca freeze. Well, guys, look,
Speaker 1: we have a lot to discuss on moca freeze. It's
Speaker 1: like a frappuccino.
Speaker 2: What's wrong with that?
Speaker 1: You? When was the last time you don't not into that?
Speaker 1: I know I can't my stomach, I like have way
Speaker 1: too many creamy things. That's crazy. But yet I can
Speaker 1: mix chicken, karaoke, dim sum and margaret. That's a lot
Speaker 1: of flavor flames. Okay, panth our waitress. She was phenomenal.
Speaker 2: Here we go. I love that. I love it. It's
Speaker 2: become a thing too. Yeah, it's so cute.
Speaker 1: Okay for those of you guys that didn't hear the
Speaker 1: pregame this week. There's a connection there. I'll circle it
Speaker 1: back to Dak had a great commercial that Aaron wants
Speaker 1: us to all go watch brings awareness to colon cancer.
Speaker 1: So if you guys haven't seen that, or if you
Speaker 1: have thoughts about the Dak Gay Dak also, how about
Speaker 1: them Cowboys?
Speaker 2: Good for them.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you what, As someone you've seen this
Speaker 1: seme a lot more than I have. But when since
Speaker 1: it's recentcy not biased, just recent memory a couple weeks ago,
Speaker 1: watching that team, they have got that.
Speaker 2: Swag that I don't know if anyone's seen for a while.
Speaker 2: They like believe they can win any game.
Speaker 1: They are like playing like they get that early lead
Speaker 1: and then they just fly around. That defense flies around.
Speaker 1: I don't know they're looking so to those forty nine ers,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you why. So to the same things. You've
Speaker 1: had them two weeks in a row. So let's dive
Speaker 1: into that real quick. Because the game that I had
Speaker 1: was Pittsburgh and the Patriot, Pittsburgh Steelers and the New
Speaker 1: England Patriots.
Speaker 2: And I'm sorry, I just gotta say this. If I'm
Speaker 2: a Steelers fan, I am livid, livid.
Speaker 1: I am in a division that I was in the
Speaker 1: playoff conversation, even though I had no business being in
Speaker 1: a playoff conversation, and I lose back to back weeks
Speaker 1: to two lost teams to two win teams, excuse me,
Speaker 1: between the Arizona Cardinals and the New England Patriots.
Speaker 2: I'm furious.
Speaker 1: I'm in a division where the backup quarterback for the
Speaker 1: Cincinnati Bengals gets hurt. So I'm like, ooh, not that
Speaker 1: you want ever anyone to get hurt, but I'm like, well, like,
Speaker 1: now I can win games against the Cincinnati Bengals because
Speaker 1: Joe Burrow's on the sideline, even though Jake Browning's look decent,
Speaker 1: but we get it.
Speaker 2: Follow along.
Speaker 1: Then I'm also like, okay, Deshaun Watson goes down, Now
Speaker 1: that's easier to beat the Browns, like you wet the bed.
Speaker 1: If I'm a Steelers fan, I'm lived, And if I'm
Speaker 1: a Patriots fan, I'm living because now I got another win,
Speaker 1: which doesn't even matter.
Speaker 2: I want a draft pick that's a higher pick.
Speaker 1: This is not good, not good anyways, experience, and I
Speaker 1: didn't yes, so you told it because you made it
Speaker 1: look really good.
Speaker 2: And it seemed like was freezing. You looked fabulous. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, I thought it was going to be iceberg Central.
Speaker 1: It was not. It was warm. I was like, I
Speaker 1: went and bought this scarf, and I was like, I
Speaker 1: don't need the scarf. Postgame came around, gloves were off,
Speaker 1: scarves were off, and all bets were off. Okay, So
Speaker 1: you had Seattle and San Francisco, your cute Trent Williams interview,
Speaker 1: which we've always talked about how much we like him. You,
Speaker 1: in particular shout out to offensive lineman Aaron Love. Yes,
Speaker 1: Love's offensive lineman. Tell us about that game other than
Speaker 1: your postgame celebration.
Speaker 2: At the casino.
Speaker 1: That game was interesting because Kyle had said to us,
Speaker 1: Kyle Shanahan that he was a little concerned because they
Speaker 1: were so emotionally spent after the Eagles game, but because
Speaker 1: they spoke about it a lot, he knew that the
Speaker 1: team is really conscious. I give that report. Christian McCaffrey
Speaker 1: runs for seventy five yards. Yeah, and then and Kevin
Speaker 1: was so great, he goes. I don't think an Aaron
Speaker 1: Andrews report has been answered this quickly. It was phenomenal good.
Speaker 1: But then obviously Gino Smith and I know you had
Speaker 1: such a nice interviewview with him in the off season.
Speaker 1: He wanted so badly to play. He was out there
Speaker 1: at nine point thirty, he was warming up. He was
Speaker 1: so gracious to speak with us on the field before.
Speaker 1: Just I mean that guy, he how could you not
Speaker 1: love him? He just has a heart of gold. He
Speaker 1: wants to play for his city, wants to play for
Speaker 1: play for that city, play for the team. I was
Speaker 1: bummed out. But Drew Locke, I thought, came in and
Speaker 1: played really well. He did it too. I had a
Speaker 1: lot of confidence and that was a game until third quarter,
Speaker 1: and then of course San Francisco does what they do
Speaker 1: and broke that thing open. But I was happy watching
Speaker 1: them first half. I was like, Okay, hold your own, gents,
Speaker 1: this isn't the Seahawks year. They got to shore up
Speaker 1: some stuff. But there's a lot of talent on both
Speaker 1: sides of the ball, and I'm excited to see what
Speaker 1: they do.
Speaker 2: That's just that division stuff. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And I thought that Rams game. I thought they were
Speaker 1: going to pull it out against Baltimore.
Speaker 2: That was great. You didn't get to watch, kidding me.
Speaker 1: It was back and forth and back and forth, and
Speaker 1: then Pooka had this ridiculous catch, and then Kyrone Williams
Speaker 1: was like running wild, and then Cooper Cup had a
Speaker 1: ridiculous catch and I was like, Oh my god, they're
Speaker 1: actually going to pull this off. And then we're in
Speaker 1: and overtime and the punt return for a touchdown and
Speaker 1: I was like, if I'm on that Rams team, I
Speaker 1: am like watching it right now.
Speaker 2: That is how it ends.
Speaker 1: Like, Oh, and then you've got that flight back from Baltimore.
Speaker 1: Oh so, can I say something for writing about our game?
Speaker 1: Real fast, really and true? You talked about how great
Speaker 1: the Cowboys were. I was so excited. And I love
Speaker 1: it because people ask us a lot of behind the
Speaker 1: scenes things about our games and everything. And we've obviously
Speaker 1: talked about, you know, your friends with Andrew Whitworth. He's
Speaker 1: a dream. I love Trent Williams. I do love all
Speaker 1: offensive Lineman. I try to talk to him quite a bit.
Speaker 1: They have so much insights. They're so smart, yes, Lane
Speaker 1: Johnson beast. They just don't They're so unappreciated for what
Speaker 1: they do. And it was really cool during our broadcast
Speaker 1: because we were talking about McCaffrey running on the left side,
Speaker 1: and Brock perty had given me such great quotes about
Speaker 1: just how much magic that left side is because you
Speaker 1: have Trent Williams holding down guys like their high schoolers,
Speaker 1: and like, you know, he goes, I always know when
Speaker 1: the ball's going to the left side, we're gonna run it.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get eight to ten yards and it's going
Speaker 1: to be great. And it was just a really cool conversation. Yeah,
Speaker 1: conversation that we had in our broadcast. And then you know,
Speaker 1: Debo's having a great game, Christian's having a great game,
Speaker 1: Brock's having a great game. How about this brought career
Speaker 1: high in passyards five forty nine ers over five hundred
Speaker 1: total yards of offense for the first time all season.
Speaker 1: Here's another one. Forty nine ers had three hundred yard passer,
Speaker 1: one hundred yard rusher, and two one hundred yard receivers
Speaker 1: yesterday for the first time since Super Bowl forty seven.
Speaker 1: So I was like, you know what, I have talked
Speaker 1: to all these guys. The one guy we never get
Speaker 1: to hear from who does asian shitloado work, unsung hero
Speaker 1: Gronk said it on our studio show. He's probably one
Speaker 1: of the best players in football, maybe one of the
Speaker 1: like the best player in football, Trent Williams. Freakin love
Speaker 1: him just answers things so thoughtfully, has such a great
Speaker 1: swagger vibe to him. I was like, I said to Pry,
Speaker 1: who do you want? I said, can I have seventy one?
Speaker 1: And they said yes? And I was like, do you
Speaker 1: think he'll do it? And they were like, he would
Speaker 1: love to. It was awesome to give those guys some love.
Speaker 1: Anyone that doesn't know the specifics of an offensive line,
Speaker 1: so obviously you know it's they're on offense.
Speaker 2: The name will tell you that.
Speaker 1: But the specific position of a left tackle is to
Speaker 1: protect if you have a right a headed quarterback, protect
Speaker 1: your quarterbacks blind side. And there's no more important position
Speaker 1: on the field until that person's not there. Donovan Smith,
Speaker 1: uh for Patrick Mahomes wasn't playing last night his left tackle.
Speaker 2: It's like, you just don't realize.
Speaker 1: And I know that, like Andrew and I have had
Speaker 1: a lot of conversations about this, how important that position is,
Speaker 1: especially for the quarterback, until they're absent, and then you're like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: so good on ya for shining a much needed spotlight
Speaker 1: on the silver back. Yeah he is. I want him
Speaker 1: on this podcast so bad. He's such an interesting guy.
Speaker 1: He you know what's awesome about him. He talks about
Speaker 1: his sleepless nights. He's like, I don't sleep to night
Speaker 1: four games.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 1: He's studied so late at night. He just like in
Speaker 1: fourteen years, he's still going out the way he always did.
Speaker 1: And I would love to have Big seventy one on
Speaker 1: our show.
Speaker 2: I love him so much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's good guys like even like watching that Dallas
Speaker 1: game and Fletcher Cox still doing it.
Speaker 2: And Brandon Graham. I mean, these.
Speaker 1: Guys have just been doing it at such a high
Speaker 1: level for such a long time. Yep. Okay, So I'm
Speaker 1: headed to Vegas this week. I'm very busy.
Speaker 2: I'm upset.
Speaker 1: I was hoping you were also going to be there
Speaker 1: for a fun event, but you have a life and
Speaker 1: other things to do, so hunfortunately you're not coming, but
Speaker 1: you're headed to Buffalo, and I'm really excited about this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't get a lot of first.
Speaker 1: We spoke about it a little bit on the pregame,
Speaker 1: but you're gonna have a great time.
Speaker 2: Those fans are ready. I'm really great. I did too.
Speaker 2: You have.
Speaker 1: It's a massive game, massive game, Dallas at Buffalo, no snow,
Speaker 1: but you never know what could happen. The last time
Speaker 1: I ever my only game I've ever done in Buffalo
Speaker 1: was during COVID, so there were no fans.
Speaker 2: It was like they were trying to fit in.
Speaker 1: Crazy and that game that we had listen to this
Speaker 1: day or these three days that we had. We had
Speaker 1: Sunday it was Rogers at Bucks, which was insane. That
Speaker 1: was the game that I think Aaron was sacked five times.
Speaker 1: Then we all got on Troy's plane. We flew right
Speaker 1: to Buffalo from Tampa because our game had been canceled
Speaker 1: several times. It was a Thursday night game. Somebody came
Speaker 1: down with COVID, so it got canceled and pushed to
Speaker 1: a Monday at like three so it wouldn't compete with
Speaker 1: Monday night football. We had Mahomes at Josh Allen at
Speaker 1: three o'clock, pouring rain, no fans, we were wearing masks.
Speaker 1: It sucked and I didn't even get to meet Josh Allen.
Speaker 1: And then from there we flew to Philadelphia for Thursday
Speaker 1: night for Giants at phil It was crazy, but you
Speaker 1: think about that schedule that you used to have to
Speaker 1: where you're doing two games and like, yeah, I do
Speaker 1: two shows, but that's different than doing two games, because
Speaker 1: my Sunday show preps me, and saying all day with
Speaker 1: highlights preps me for the next week. Like sitting down
Speaker 1: with my god that Raiders Vikings game where there was
Speaker 1: no score, the final score is three nothing.
Speaker 2: There was every time I went to go take a
Speaker 2: game break into.
Speaker 1: The Raiders from your guys' game, which there was a
Speaker 1: lot of scoring, yeah, or Kevin Coogler and Mark Sanchez
Speaker 1: were like, oh, here's Chrisa again with some more scoring.
Speaker 2: What do you got because they had not they had
Speaker 2: no offense.
Speaker 1: And then I was like sorry, I mean I literally
Speaker 1: had to say at one point in the highlight, I
Speaker 1: was like sorry, guys, like whatever, they're so cute. But anyways,
Speaker 1: Vegas is going to be fun, It's gonna be great.
Speaker 1: It's still a divisional game. There's still a lot of
Speaker 1: stuff that those two teams are working through. Curious about
Speaker 1: the coaching position with the Chargers, that's been a big
Speaker 1: question mark for a while, but again that's above my
Speaker 1: pay grade. Anyways, So a lot of football left to play,
Speaker 1: a lot of fun storylines. This is week fifteen, sister.
Speaker 1: We are check checking them off. Remember to watch your game.
Speaker 1: I know, I'm so excited. So, like I said, I've
Speaker 1: never met Josh Allen before, even in like other events
Speaker 1: and stuff.
Speaker 2: I think that's crazy.
Speaker 1: I remember your first sit down you did with him,
Speaker 1: and he told you he threw up before games, and
Speaker 1: we were like.
Speaker 2: What, who is this guy? I'm really excited? Do you
Speaker 2: have to eat him pregame rituals?
Speaker 1: And he goes, I throw up before every game and
Speaker 1: I'm like, huh and like dated back to college, Yeah
Speaker 1: it was. And then he's like other guys started to
Speaker 1: do it too. I wonder if he still does that.
Speaker 1: I know I'll ask him for you.
Speaker 2: Hey, Carissa wants to know do you still puke? Yeah?
Speaker 1: She says, hi, and do you still throw up? He
Speaker 1: also he's really close with Ryan Fitzpatrick. I'm bummed that
Speaker 1: Josh didn't extend the invite oh for the party at
Speaker 1: his house after the game we work, because it was
Speaker 1: so late by the time we got off set with them.
Speaker 2: He's like, what time is it. I'm like, it's twelve
Speaker 2: throw Yeah.
Speaker 1: I remember that there was no postgame party there, but
Speaker 1: Ryan ended up going over there anyways, but I heard
Speaker 1: Josh has a like a putting great like a great
Speaker 1: set on Josh.
Speaker 2: Wait, what else is second to say?
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm excited for your game, and it's
Speaker 1: like this is coming down to crunch time that you know,
Speaker 1: the we won't get into it too much because by
Speaker 1: the time this errors, it'll be you know, a mute point.
Speaker 1: But that crazy ending to the Chiefs game and all
Speaker 1: the things.
Speaker 2: So this is where it all gets good. All right.
Speaker 2: We also have other things to talk about on this podcast.
Speaker 1: You just talk about football, but you know the season,
Speaker 1: our focus is on the NFL. Okay, a couple of
Speaker 1: things I want to talk about because it also is
Speaker 1: the holiday season and we are two weeks away from
Speaker 1: Christmas as of recording this podcast on a Monday, December eleventh,
Speaker 1: so two weeks.
Speaker 2: I don't know what to get Steve.
Speaker 1: I'm also I'm spending so much money at the ranch
Speaker 1: and like other things that like just are sucking of
Speaker 1: my funds out of it, and I'm like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't need.
Speaker 2: To, Babe.
Speaker 1: I'm like I'm also like we're we're at that point
Speaker 1: like adults, like if you want to buy each other something.
Speaker 1: You do it throughout the year and it's not like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I need to have some grand presents.
Speaker 2: So we had that talk. We did, did you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're dealing with getting new nannies. We're dealing with
Speaker 1: getting the nanny car. We're dealing expensive, so expensive, And
Speaker 1: I think my husband was like, great.
Speaker 2: No big gifts. Perfect here you're bamba socks. I know.
Speaker 1: And then but here's what happens, so Steve, and you
Speaker 1: know this because I've been skiing with you and I
Speaker 1: hate it. It's not my I shouldn't say that, and
Speaker 1: not that I hate it. I used to really like
Speaker 1: it when I was younger and I didn't ski for
Speaker 1: a long time. So when I got back up on
Speaker 1: the mountain with you, if anyone recalls this podcast from
Speaker 1: a couple of years ago, it was a disaster. Like
Speaker 1: I thought it wasn't for Gary Peekaboo Street, and I
Speaker 1: thought I was going to just fly down that mountain
Speaker 1: all cute and let it. And I was sliding down
Speaker 1: the mountain, not flying down the mountain because it was awful.
Speaker 1: And then the last time we went this past winter,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, maybe I'm gonna like it more now.
Speaker 1: Ken and I were like, Kendra, Aaron's sister and I.
Speaker 1: We did a couple runs and we're like, we're over it.
Speaker 1: Went and had our freaking Moscow mules and had a
Speaker 1: great time. Meanwhile, you and Sieve double black Diamonds just
Speaker 1: flying that. So I'm like, since we're not doing our
Speaker 1: ski trip this year, because you're always so generous, I
Speaker 1: was like, I got to send this guy on a
Speaker 1: ski trip because it's his favorite thing to do. He
Speaker 1: loves snowboarding, and I'm not doing it. So I text
Speaker 1: his friend Roman, who I adore, and I was like, hey, Roman,
Speaker 1: here's the deal. I'm gonna send Steve and you on
Speaker 1: this ski trip. But I was like, what are you
Speaker 1: taking a picture of?
Speaker 2: What are you thinking? Gets distracted?
Speaker 1: I said, I'm going to send you guys on this
Speaker 1: ski trip, and he goes, oh my god, that's such
Speaker 1: a good idea because he was just saying how he
Speaker 1: wanted to go. I'm like, great, so I'm going to
Speaker 1: surprise him with this gift. I'm gonna send you guys there.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put you up in a hotel and then
Speaker 1: here's your two days of skiing. That's so nice. You
Speaker 1: do have an idea? Yeah, oh yeah, I oh, I
Speaker 1: had an idea, and I was ready and I love
Speaker 1: a surprise. Now you know, I'm also really bad at
Speaker 1: keeping surprises because when I buy someone a gift that
Speaker 1: I'm really excited about, yes, I tell you, it's so doing,
Speaker 1: it's so annoying, Like I buy something for you and
Speaker 1: I get so excited, I can't wait.
Speaker 2: I'm like, look at it. I just got you. And
Speaker 2: You're like, what that defeats the whole purpose. Okay.
Speaker 1: So I was gonna be really good and I was gonna,
Speaker 1: you know, print up the whole itinerary and wrap it
Speaker 1: up in a little box and just have my one
Speaker 1: present under the tree for him, and it was gonna
Speaker 1: be qqq on Christmas.
Speaker 2: He's gonna open it and be so excited. Okay. So
Speaker 2: I was so excited to surprise Steve.
Speaker 1: And then the problem is when entering Steve's information into
Speaker 1: the hotel, well, guess what the hotel did, which I've
Speaker 1: got a real bone to pick with this hotel in
Speaker 1: Jackson Hole, Wyoming, because you shouldn't be sending automated texts
Speaker 1: out without me checking a box that said I want
Speaker 1: automated texts sent out. So guess what Steve Candary got.
Speaker 1: We'd like to welcome you to this hotel. We're so
Speaker 1: excited for you to come stay at this hotel. He screenshots.
Speaker 1: He sends this text to Roman, and Roman screenshots it
Speaker 1: and sends it to me. He goes, oh shit, surprises ruined.
Speaker 1: I was like, son of a bitch, why is this
Speaker 1: hotel sending out push notifications without me authorizing it?
Speaker 2: That is a bad move.
Speaker 1: So if any hotels or hospitality people out there, you
Speaker 1: should have to authorize that. So then I'm like fuck.
Speaker 1: And so I was like, well, Steve, merry Christmas. It's ruined,
Speaker 1: and he said it's a great present though, Christy.
Speaker 2: I know, but from once in my life I wanted
Speaker 2: to be a surprise and I was ruined.
Speaker 1: So anyway, tell people what you're getting there. I know,
Speaker 1: and I was trying to be like so good about that.
Speaker 1: But anyways, that let it be a little cautionary tale
Speaker 1: for anyone that's looking to, I don't.
Speaker 2: Know, maybe get engaged.
Speaker 1: Wonder if it was like a proposal, like it's ruined,
Speaker 1: this one is fine, it happens whatever, but like, let's
Speaker 1: not be sending out text messages with people's itinerary without
Speaker 1: authorizing it. Hotels, that's crazy, but that's such a good gift.
Speaker 1: How are you on holiday shopping? I did I talk
Speaker 1: to you on Friday? I was texting you. You would
Speaker 1: put it out in the universe that you went to
Speaker 1: the mall, so I was like, I need to go
Speaker 1: to the mall. So Friday before I leave for San Francisco,
Speaker 1: I was like, I need to go. I need to
Speaker 1: get stuff done. You're absolutely right. When you go into
Speaker 1: the mall, ideas start flooding your head. So I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm pretty good. But the worst worst happened on Friday.
Speaker 1: I'm like, Jared had a thing to go to that night, so.
Speaker 2: We are remember we called the Oh yeah, I had.
Speaker 2: We ended up by the way and I looked down
Speaker 2: at my phone.
Speaker 1: In an hour and a half and two bottles of
Speaker 1: wine later, you and I that was so fun, Like
Speaker 1: in the morning, it was so fun. But I decided
Speaker 1: to go to the mall because he had something to do.
Speaker 1: I was women can understand this. Men cannot, except for
Speaker 1: when you have a woman, you're a life doubled over
Speaker 1: with the most horrific leg numbing craws I could have
Speaker 1: where I should have been in bed with a heating pad,
Speaker 1: just getting ready for my game. And I'm like, I've
Speaker 1: got a gut through this, like old Saint Nick who
Speaker 1: apparently has megetal cramps, honest sleigh.
Speaker 2: With his reindeer and get there.
Speaker 1: I mean, there wasn't even even a point where Jared
Speaker 1: called me and I was like, I need to turn around.
Speaker 1: I said, my whole body is pulsating and I'm sweating
Speaker 1: and it's so unfair. Anyways, you've gotten to the mall,
Speaker 1: you got this stuff done.
Speaker 2: Oh horrific. Horrific.
Speaker 1: But I got some stuff done, and I have a
Speaker 1: whole bunch of ones to like gifts to kind of
Speaker 1: tackle tonight.
Speaker 2: But like this is kind of it for us, because
Speaker 2: I mean it's just.
Speaker 1: Nuts in terms of our travel and not being home,
Speaker 1: we miss a ton of time.
Speaker 2: Is stressful. I did the bought a bunch of extra.
Speaker 1: And any of my friends that listen to this podcast,
Speaker 1: this is actually a test. Let's see if you listen
Speaker 1: to the podcast and I used to tell you what
Speaker 1: I used to do on voicemails. I would leave a
Speaker 1: voicemail and then I'd leave a code word at the
Speaker 1: end of the voicemail. I'd be like, ra da da da,
Speaker 1: And code word is kitty cat. And so when someone's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I got your voicemail, I'm like.
Speaker 2: Oh did you? And what was the code word? They're
Speaker 2: like what?
Speaker 1: And I was like, ha ha, you didn't listen to
Speaker 1: the voicemail. I tricked you. There's a code word. You
Speaker 1: weren't listening. So when people say like, oh, yeah, I
Speaker 1: listened to the podcast, well, let's find out how many
Speaker 1: of my friends are friends listen to the podcast? So
Speaker 1: I end up buying I went into dip peak. Fine,
Speaker 1: I'm just going to tell your presence you got a
Speaker 1: lot of diypty candles because you sent me that.
Speaker 2: Picture of all those dip tya candles that you love.
Speaker 1: You're the housekeeper. Oh that isn't a holiday one. That
Speaker 1: was just the holiday one.
Speaker 2: Aren't those candles? Everything? Can please get a deal with them.
Speaker 2: I'm you guys are putting this out there dip teek.
Speaker 2: We are. I will.
Speaker 1: It's just it's wax and it smells amazing, and it's
Speaker 1: so ridiculous how much money I'm willing to spend on
Speaker 1: these candles. But it makes me happy. And it is
Speaker 1: a gluttonous item and it is luxury. And I walked
Speaker 1: into the new store on Larchmont Village and I must
Speaker 1: have purchased every and Michael, who worked there, you sweet
Speaker 1: little angel.
Speaker 2: He's like, have you seen this? And I was like, nope,
Speaker 2: I'll take that, and I'll take that.
Speaker 1: Marchmont Larchemond is o for like you're gonna go to
Speaker 1: the grove, but a little bit further, like off mattro
Speaker 1: It's really horrible over there. You know, I'm just out
Speaker 1: about town, a gallbowtown. So I purchased way more.
Speaker 2: Than I needed to.
Speaker 1: But you always got to get the auxiliary gift because
Speaker 1: you never know that one time when someone's like, oh
Speaker 1: I got you a gift and you're.
Speaker 2: Like, oh fuck, I forgot me. It's what I like
Speaker 2: to do.
Speaker 1: I like to carry extra little gifts in the car,
Speaker 1: so if you're somewhere, it's like, oh God, yours is
Speaker 1: in the car. Let me go run out and get
Speaker 1: it and then have extra cars and then you write
Speaker 1: the cards real quick in the car. Fine, everything's fine.
Speaker 1: So auxiliary gifts are things that I also bought. Lip
Speaker 1: glosses are a great auxiliary.
Speaker 2: Gift go around that shag. I need more.
Speaker 1: Actually this week perfect perfect, So those are good and
Speaker 1: then by the time this airs, these boys won't even
Speaker 1: know about it. I was trying to think, cause we
Speaker 1: work with all these guys and I was like, God,
Speaker 1: what these guys don't want anything, But I'm like, I
Speaker 1: gotta do something, So shout out to the Palms. This
Speaker 1: is not an ad. They are just so generous because
Speaker 1: of my connections with Extra. The Poms is giving me
Speaker 1: the hardwood suite on so I'm surprising the guys again.
Speaker 2: She's not going with surprise because this air is on Thursday.
Speaker 1: And I was waiting all day today for this box
Speaker 1: of sweatshirts to arrive because I was tracking it and
Speaker 1: kept refreshing and kept refreshing. And you know that move
Speaker 1: where it says delivered between eight thirty and twelve thirty,
Speaker 1: but it's it's never going to be the eight thirty side.
Speaker 1: It's always going to be the twelve thirty. It's probably
Speaker 1: gonna be the one thirty because there's trafficking in the
Speaker 1: truck broke down, So now we're looking at three thirty
Speaker 1: and now it's actually going to be tomorrow, Thank god,
Speaker 1: this box came on time, so then see being a
Speaker 1: dream dropped it off the place. I'm putting all the boys'
Speaker 1: names on the back of the sweatshirts with their football number,
Speaker 1: and in the Hardwit suite, I'm going to put the
Speaker 1: sweatshirts in the little lockers and it's going to be
Speaker 1: adorable and I can't wait.
Speaker 2: So that's what I got for a surprise, because I'm like,
Speaker 2: what else am I going to get?
Speaker 1: Bowling one, the bowling speed basketball one, the basketball one. Great, Yeah,
Speaker 1: And they have these cute little lockers at the bomb,
Speaker 1: So I'm putting their sweatshirts in there. And what I
Speaker 1: did as I got together with my producer and I said,
Speaker 1: lie and say that you're having the production meeting there,
Speaker 1: and then we open the doors and it's a So
Speaker 1: I can't wait. I hope it all goes off without
Speaker 1: a Hitch. But who knows Hitch? What a great movie
Speaker 1: that movie?
Speaker 2: Don't you remember that movie? Will Smith? Even Mendez? Why
Speaker 2: you never seen Hitch?
Speaker 1: No, Hey, I've got some quod suggestions for people that
Speaker 1: are looking for Christmas gifts. We got a special box
Speaker 1: from and we love small businesses. We got a special
Speaker 1: box we're gonna send you yours. It's from box Box.
Speaker 1: It's gifting made modern with a human touch. It basically
Speaker 1: was founded and funded by three women, Jenny, Chelsea and Sabina.
Speaker 1: And they are owner corporated and self funded. And these
Speaker 1: are basically hand our team hand packs your picks to perfection,
Speaker 1: tops them with a handwritten note and ships them straight
Speaker 1: to the door.
Speaker 2: All right, I'm gon. Oh that's so cute. I love that.
Speaker 1: I love supporting local businesses, female businesses. Aaron and I
Speaker 1: both have a female business of our own, so I love, love,
Speaker 1: love supporting other women. Box Fox and it's a cute
Speaker 1: little box and you hand pick it.
Speaker 2: I guess you hand pick out what you want to
Speaker 2: give them A nice what a great idea? How cute?
Speaker 2: Let's see what all that's fantastic? Oh a cutie little
Speaker 2: hoodie or.
Speaker 1: To that are listening. That's a little beanie and notebook.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't take it. It's a striping one.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Uh cute for howie? A little gift.
Speaker 1: It's a little star bark, very snicker doodle, frappuccino, A
Speaker 1: little nice little blanky.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what.
Speaker 1: A great idea is this so you get to go
Speaker 1: through and probably just customize it to whoever you're sending
Speaker 1: it to. That's a great idea. And by the way,
Speaker 1: so I can't such a smart such a smart thing,
Speaker 1: because then you don't have to go and grab all
Speaker 1: these gifts from ten different places one stop shopping.
Speaker 2: Awesome.
Speaker 1: So Box Fox, I wonder if they have a I'd
Speaker 1: love to promote their website.
Speaker 2: Does it say anything on.
Speaker 1: There shopboxfox dot com And they're also at at shop
Speaker 1: box and it's your go to for gifting and the
Speaker 1: card says for Fox Sakes, Aaron, enjoy these goodies curated
Speaker 1: just for you. Uh, you're a fam I really hope
Speaker 1: the onesie fits. If you ever need anything, let us know.
Speaker 2: That's too cute.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm going right
Speaker 1: online to order some of those for some of the
Speaker 1: gals and the guys at Fox.
Speaker 2: How cute is that gonna be? Synergy? I love right now? Well,
Speaker 2: this door is too good. I love that.
Speaker 1: Thank you guys too much for sending that over. I
Speaker 1: can't wait to open mind and see what fun stuff
Speaker 1: is in there. That's very generous and sweet, adorable.
Speaker 2: Have you ever given Howie pad what the puppeccino?
Speaker 1: A guy guy to anyone in the streets with a
Speaker 1: Starbucks cup, because all he thinks is it's a puppeccino
Speaker 1: for him. He also knows how to walk there, guys.
Speaker 1: Psycho hermosa Howie, Yeah, crazy.
Speaker 2: Hermosa, Howie.
Speaker 1: That is funny your twirling around in the stroller, Aaron,
Speaker 1: because I will text her incessantly if she doesn't send
Speaker 1: videos or updated pictures of how We or Mac on
Speaker 1: the regular. So you sent a baragu on the other night.
Speaker 1: I may or may not like you and I did
Speaker 1: with the Taylor Swift Travis Kelsey post concert reunion watching
Speaker 1: it seven hundred times. I may or may not have
Speaker 1: watched my Howie Mac videos one hundred times, but it
Speaker 1: makes me so happy. The reason I bring upuppuccino is
Speaker 1: because that little stuffed animal reminded me of it. Who
Speaker 1: started the Who was the first person that was like, Hey,
Speaker 1: you know what, we should give a dog some whip
Speaker 1: cream and he'll love it. They call it a puppuccino.
Speaker 1: It is adorable, but the adorably small with the servings
Speaker 1: which I got an can we make this an extra
Speaker 1: large let's put it in an event a huh. We
Speaker 1: love you guys, Thank you so much for listening. We
Speaker 1: have so recapping. Aaron's got a fantastic game. She's got
Speaker 1: Buffalo and Dallas in Buffalo.
Speaker 2: Can't wait to hear all about that.
Speaker 1: I'm headed to Vegas for all of you AFC West people,
Speaker 1: Let's see what else do we have holiday shopping? Send
Speaker 1: in what I would love if you guys would send
Speaker 1: in because for those last minute gifts that you can
Speaker 1: get like overnight or like good gift ideas in case
Speaker 1: you do run out of time, send those into us,
Speaker 1: and then continue to send in questions, comments and concern
Speaker 1: for our pre game.
Speaker 2: We love you all very much. And may I just
Speaker 2: say I know we kind of went.
Speaker 1: On a ramp before about like the parking lot and whatnot,
Speaker 1: but like, just be nice, be kind.
Speaker 2: And it's like there's so much.
Speaker 1: Negative and I know that seems cliche and whatever, but
Speaker 1: like just be nice, take a.
Speaker 2: Little extra time. Like earlier today I was at Home
Speaker 2: Goods and.
Speaker 1: This woman was like losing her shit at the register,
Speaker 1: and like the poor woman's just like the holiday seasonal worker.
Speaker 1: She's just doing the best you can, Like I know
Speaker 1: I lose my patience sometimes too, but like, just give
Speaker 1: it a beat and hope that everyone's doing the best
Speaker 1: they can because being kind is always cool. That's my
Speaker 1: after school special PSA, all.
Speaker 2: Right, oh yeah, I love you, love you.
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