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Speaker 1: When Taylor swifts on TV cheering from a six figure

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Speaker 1: luxury suite, you know what that means.

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Speaker 2: Football is back.

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Speaker 3: Baby.

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Speaker 1: Time to dust off that lucky jersey and throw some

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Speaker 1: barbecue horse ribs on the grill, because it is time

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Speaker 1: to watch grown men do physical stuff to each other

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Speaker 1: on an open grass field. I know the fans have

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Speaker 1: been anxiously waiting for this, which is why thousands headed

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Speaker 1: down to the stadium on game day to pound beers

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Speaker 1: and shout sports words. So we sent Jose and Alexis

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Speaker 1: into the fray to ask the fine people a simple question.

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Speaker 2: What you doing at the tailgate? What you doing in

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Speaker 2: the tailgate?

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Speaker 4: This little player swore out is so precious.

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Speaker 2: It's like Marca. It's football real. Wait wait, wait, are

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Speaker 2: you talking about the tailgate.

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Speaker 4: I'm talking about this little tiny postage stamp of tailgate.

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Speaker 2: The old stuff is gone.

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Speaker 3: Is this one of those back in my day stories?

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Speaker 4: Oh? This place used to have one hundred motor homes,

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Speaker 4: two or three hundred pickup trucks.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sorry if I'm getting confused.

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Speaker 2: So you're happy with the changes, are not happy? I'm

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Speaker 2: ecstatic with it. You're happy there's less tailgates.

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Speaker 4: No, I'm ecstatic that the tailgates are gone.

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Speaker 2: But you're out of tailgate but you don't like them? No,

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Speaker 2: I love them. I love them. I literally haven't drink.

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Speaker 2: I don't know why.

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Speaker 1: I'm so confused, be so confused about the place. Used

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Speaker 1: to be amazing now it's all gone.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he loves it. It's a mecca. It's horrible. Is

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Speaker 2: that what he.

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Speaker 1: Like it?

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Speaker 3: Even after it was like okay, they seriously was he

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Speaker 3: making sense?

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Speaker 2: I'm like, no, that was amazing.

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Speaker 3: Maybe he shouldn't have his driver's license and yeah drove. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 3: that's good.

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Speaker 1: You need to twenty bud lights and then you'll get

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Speaker 1: what he's.

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Speaker 4: Saying that bond lines are smaller.

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Speaker 3: It's great that what you're doing at the tailgate, having

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Speaker 3: a good time during some beers.

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. I can tell.

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Speaker 3: And I'm walking up to you because it's a slightly

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Speaker 3: warm day today and you are in a full on

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Speaker 3: sheeted poncho. What are you wearing?

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Speaker 4: Brother?

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Speaker 2: Every time I wear this poncho, my team wins. Oh

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Speaker 2: so this is a superstitious thing.

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Speaker 3: Hell yeah, eddy weather where I don't care if that

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Speaker 3: sweat I don't care if I'm sweating, I'll wear this poncho.

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Speaker 3: Was there a moment where you were like drunk wearing

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Speaker 3: the poncho once, or you made out with a cute

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Speaker 3: girl in it and you were like, this is the

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Speaker 3: lucky poncho. Is what your buddy just saying?

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Speaker 2: He said none of the above.

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Speaker 3: But you don't think this guy can't get a girlfriend.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean, well he has that one? Yes,

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Speaker 2: why is that? Let's get to the root of this.

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Speaker 2: You're his friend. Why does he get no women? Look

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Speaker 2: what he's wearing. You wear ponchos everywhere, dude. I got

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Speaker 2: a poncho for weddings, I got a puncha for dates.

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Speaker 2: Me and my friends were ponchos everywhere. Why do I.

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Speaker 3: Feel like he's the only one in the group in

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Speaker 3: a poncho.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I've heard people get attached to their ponchos before.

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Speaker 1: Brooke dated a guy who lived in his poncho. He

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Speaker 1: was a two bedroom pun show.

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Speaker 2: Yeah it was a car oh.

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Speaker 1: I had a protective covering on it and that was

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Speaker 1: his car pod.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I got probably just as bad as that guy.

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Speaker 2: Still dated him, though. What you're doing at the tailgate.

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Speaker 3: We are getting excited for the game that's about to happen.

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Speaker 3: I was gonna ask, and in the politest way, are

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Speaker 3: you because you are in enemy territory? Are you scared

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Speaker 3: to go in? Oh no, we're we're walking into the

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Speaker 3: Lions den and and uh the confrontation is where I live.

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Speaker 2: Oh so you're pretty good. Like if people talk crap

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Speaker 2: to you, that is my happy place.

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Speaker 3: Can I do a practice round with you? No holds

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Speaker 3: barred here? Okay, boom, your team sucks. Orange is the

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Speaker 3: worst color on the color spectrum.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, uh.

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Speaker 1: You're you're uh my dad, Oh man, I would not

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Speaker 1: want to be a player on the field and here

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Speaker 1: that kind of brutal crash.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, color spectrums.

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Speaker 2: And immediately people.

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Speaker 1: Are wow, that's how you Yeah that was savage. It's

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Speaker 1: what you're doing at the tailgate where Jose and Alexis

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Speaker 1: went down to the big football game and asked the

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Speaker 1: fans beforehand a simple.

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Speaker 2: Question, what you doing in the tailgame? Okay?

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Speaker 3: And you I'm here for the free food in this economy.

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Speaker 2: You know is Denver sucks. I know you're the backup

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Speaker 2: support friend. What are you doing? Take it over the mike?

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Speaker 2: Thank you for sucking Sean Pain's the worst gift.

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Speaker 3: I have to ask, are you this passionate about anything

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Speaker 3: else in life?

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Speaker 2: Uh? Bacon cheesburger, bacon cheeseburger. Can you love a bacon

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Speaker 2: cheesburger in the first bite?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: Can you love it in the second bite?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: Third bite?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: Can you love a bacon cheeburger in the fourth bite?

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Speaker 2: Yes you can? Yes you can, Yes you can? Are

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Speaker 2: you I'm saty?

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Speaker 1: Stacy heard people yelling about bacon cheeseburgers and she came around.

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Speaker 1: Stacy will snap a man's leg in half to get

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Speaker 1: a Wendy's bacony.

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Speaker 2: She doesn't take four bites, jeff She doesn't. She takes

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Speaker 2: that in one giant That's right. I don't know. All

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Speaker 2: I know is I'm drinking way more before the next day.

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Speaker 3: I love how you said, yeah is very It's just

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Speaker 3: so strong.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Oh, I love it. Football's back. That's what

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Speaker 2: you're doing at the tailgate. Your phone tab is coming

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Speaker 4: Up, frooking Jeffrey in the morning,