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Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all all suit giving them like the million

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Speaker 1: will a good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice,

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Speaker 1: come on dig me now. One and all is Steve Harvey.

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Speaker 1: Man got a radio show. Steve Harvey got a radio

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Speaker 1: show because God in the blessing business. Yeah, that's all.

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Speaker 1: I'm just a recipient. Steve Harvey got a radio show

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Speaker 1: because God is in the show you favor business. He

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Speaker 1: showed me some favor. Steve Harvey got a radio show

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Speaker 1: because God is in the forgiving business. God and forgave

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Speaker 1: me thousands and thousands of times, you know. And I

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Speaker 1: probably true. God is a forgiving God. That's how I

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Speaker 1: exist today, and that's how you exist today. And one

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Speaker 1: in existing today, you know, Joel Oldstein had a has

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Speaker 1: a book out called It's Your Time. I love this book.

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Speaker 1: It's called It's Your Time. And that's kind of what

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Speaker 1: I want to touch you on today. And I want

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Speaker 1: to remind you all that it's still your time. See,

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Speaker 1: you know there's look, you know, they've got unsuccessful people

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Speaker 1: have created a lot of sayings to justify our failures

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Speaker 1: as people. Well, my ship has passed. That that was

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Speaker 1: created by a person who did not quite make their

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Speaker 1: So to justify it, here comes this great, seemingly very

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Speaker 1: clever saying, and a lot of us are depth, Well,

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Speaker 1: I guess it just wasn't meant to be. That sounds good,

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Speaker 1: here's another one. I guess if God wanted it for me,

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Speaker 1: i'd have it. Are you serious? Man? Are you serious?

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Speaker 1: You're actually gonna use that one to to to justify

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Speaker 1: so not the case. I want to remind everybody today

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Speaker 1: that it's still your time. That you know your ship

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Speaker 1: hasn't sailed, you didn't miss all of your opportunities. There's others.

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Speaker 1: It's still your time. You know you still got a chance,

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Speaker 1: You still have a shot. Here's a good one. You

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Speaker 1: still have hope, you do all of you. As long

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Speaker 1: as God is who he is, there's always hope for you.

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Speaker 1: You can never lose sight of that. You can never

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Speaker 1: hope for you and cause you to do something that's unthinkable.

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna cash in the chips. I'm gonna take

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Speaker 1: not God talking to you. That's something wrong and it's

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Speaker 1: not coming from him. It's still your time. You still

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Speaker 1: You got to move and you got to move on it.

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Speaker 1: So many people are not getting the full benefit of

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Speaker 1: the blessings that God has for because you keep waiting

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Speaker 1: on the perfect time. Man, how many times have I

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Speaker 1: And one of my greatest blessings was marrying Marjorie. I

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Speaker 1: so when I was first divorced, I just said, man,

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Speaker 1: I said it. Two years later I was married. But

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Speaker 1: guess what, man, it wasn't the perfect time. I didn't

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Speaker 1: And guess what it wasn't. So if you're out there

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Speaker 1: always under construction. You ain't gonna go out there and

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Speaker 1: I got, man, this is a perfect time to do it. Now.

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Speaker 1: If you're waiting on the perfect time. That could be

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Speaker 1: one of your biggest problems. You're still waiting. You have

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Speaker 1: got to move and you've got to move on it,

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Speaker 1: get through. But you can't quit though. See it is

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Speaker 1: It's that way. Get you some God, like I said,

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Speaker 1: what your life can be like. So stop waiting on

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Speaker 1: Get you some God, apply some faith and get started.

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Speaker 1: And remember when you get out there, coming towards your goal,

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Speaker 1: under construction. If it was easy, everybody would be it.

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Speaker 1: I got all that. It's hard out here, yeah I

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Speaker 1: That's my conversation today. You're listening to show. Ladies, boys, gentlemen, women.

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Speaker 1: This is the Steve Harvey Morning Show. What we're about

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Speaker 1: to do today, I like that lead that day. What

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Speaker 1: Good morning Shirley, Good morning, Steve. Hello caller, Good morning sir.

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Speaker 1: How are you wonderful? Junior? Morning uc and the ignorant one,

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Speaker 1: morning lookers, damn man. So what's happening today, y'all? What's

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Speaker 1: Today is called I'm here you just here. I'm here

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Speaker 1: I don't care what it is. This is Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: here day. I am here today. Anything you want, I

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Speaker 1: my listing. Ok yeah, you got first mommy money. Okay,

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Speaker 1: take We're not called I mean called calling and Shirley,

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Speaker 1: let me ask you a question. Did not that make

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be kind all day. Whoa, I don't care

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Speaker 1: all right, more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: All right, here we go, drum roll, please, Charlie, don't

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Speaker 1: get this well, Steve. I like how Steve introduced Steve

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Speaker 1: I'm with you. You be the judge. Let's go right

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Speaker 1: a wrong, right, Come on, Steve, Come on, man, I'm

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Speaker 1: Tell Junior that you don't know when sour cream has

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Speaker 1: You gotta good one. Tell him dog Tommy, huhm me,

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Speaker 1: sour cream goes bad when this star tasted sweet? Come on,

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Speaker 1: because see when I'm not gonna sit up here shell

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Speaker 1: and just had him do me. He gotta right do

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Speaker 1: our queen cream I can't say South creamy boys, shut up?

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Speaker 1: Do your next when you lost? Okay, a fly without wings,

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Speaker 1: he is a walk you know. You see what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: I'm really you know, you really ought to be with

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Speaker 1: me on that. I'm like, without queens walk think about it, y'all.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sick of he. I'm so sick of he

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Speaker 1: He's not. He ain't flying. What you walking? All right?

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Speaker 1: Let me see? Okay, one for Junior, Yeah, Junior, get that.

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Speaker 1: Because the tiger with no legs, it's still a tiger.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a Domingo. Yeah, this I'm speaking

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Speaker 1: I'm going to associate here at FPI. I ain't heard

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Speaker 1: they're gonna have to catch my I ain tams Okay, sir,

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Speaker 1: I buy from you. Kiss money, sir. You're gonna have

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to I gave you a call. I trying

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Speaker 1: You tell you right now, catch me, sir. Sir. You're

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Speaker 1: you man, y'all happy? I'm about to say, is free already?

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Speaker 1: the Show and nesting count that Freedom papers? H okay? Anybody? No, No,

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Speaker 1: Our doctors are finding that the number of middle age,

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Speaker 1: the night, Oh did, Steve? I'm sorry, you're part of

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Speaker 1: That includes oh no, no, no, no, no, that ain't

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Speaker 1: It's hard to fall in against the wall when you neck.

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Speaker 1: It's always a performance, man, Huh, you gotta perform hunt.

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Speaker 1: And then one time across the ball, walking across the

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Speaker 1: I slipped off like I was on damn balance me well,

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Speaker 1: almost almost ruining my life. Yeah, that's where these stats

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Speaker 1: is coming from. Wow. Well, anyway, we don't worry about

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Speaker 1: that story. And then the other and the other time

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Speaker 1: I was, I was diving off the doknob, which is

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Speaker 1: like one of my specialties. Yeah, on the doknob, dive

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Speaker 1: off the doknob, and I come off in the swan

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Speaker 1: dive and I bust that into a jack knife, and

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Speaker 1: I messed around and had locked the dough but I

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Speaker 1: had been on my hand when I locked it dough

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Speaker 1: and got up on top of that doughknob with my

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Speaker 1: right foot and tried to push off, and it slipped

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Speaker 1: and I never made it to the bad injury. Right there,

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Speaker 1: I fell in knocking face over a cup of chests,

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Speaker 1: over you bleeding. It wasn't bad, you know, just a

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Speaker 1: little a couple of scars. You know this pass when

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Speaker 1: I tore all the drapes down in the bed room,

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Speaker 1: I had put a baby all on both of us,

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Speaker 1: and we was up against the wall and we started

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Speaker 1: sliding and I tried to stop to fall and grab

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Speaker 1: the drapes, but we kept falling. Yeah, so I tore

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Speaker 1: down two sections of drapes. Window treatments are ruined. So

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Speaker 1: you're never in pain or anything so much so that

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Speaker 1: you can't you know that you have to cancel the

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Speaker 1: night or anything. Huh. You know, you know sometimes I

445
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:44,360
Speaker 1: had to get you know, glass and scotch, you something

446
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Speaker 1: to get getting. Yeah, gotta be willing to try to shirt. Okay,

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Speaker 1: But I didn't know all this about Steve that Yeah

448
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:57,400
Speaker 1: a lot doesn't it got a lot of yeah, yeah,

449
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Speaker 1: a lot of baby all over them. I ain't out

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Speaker 1: the bad after one time foot slipped on that snick

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Speaker 1: ass tile flow and I told so much stuff down

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Speaker 1: off of that vanity. Yes, everything was in a stuff

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Speaker 1: Are you be falling? You trying to Coater, I gonna

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Speaker 1: do that. I told a hot and cold Fawcett right

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00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:29,280
Speaker 1: after all, Right, Steve, let's get to the news, ladies

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Speaker 1: and gentlemen. Miss Anne trip I was interested in the

457
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Speaker 1: story anyway. Good morning, everybody. This is entered put the

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Speaker 1: news not interesting but scary. The Deep South continues to

459
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Speaker 1: experience completely unusual weather, including thunder, sleet, snow, ice, and

460
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:46,719
Speaker 1: single digit temperatures. Needless to say, Governor Greg Abbotsa's conditions

461
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:50,960
Speaker 1: are scary. There are more than one thousand roadway segments

462
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Speaker 1: that have snow or ice on them, and add to that,

463
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:56,680
Speaker 1: about a million residents now without power as far as

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Speaker 1: down as Houston, some one hundred and fifty million under

465
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Speaker 1: winter storm warnings in twenty five states. Oklahoma pretty bad

466
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Speaker 1: as well. At least four deaths are blamed on the

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Speaker 1: storm so far. Despite Senator acquittal, Donald Trump, private citizens

468
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:13,160
Speaker 1: and legal wo was just beginning. The Manhattan District Attorney

469
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:15,480
Speaker 1: in New York has been fighting all the way to

470
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Speaker 1: Supreme Court to gain access to his tax returns with

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Speaker 1: the possibility of bank fraud, insurance FUD, or tax fud

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Speaker 1: or all three. In addition, authorities in Georgia investigating Trump's

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Speaker 1: phone call to the Secretary of State demanding that he

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Speaker 1: find a specific number of extra votes to make him

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Speaker 1: and not Joe Biden the winner and the peach state.

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Speaker 1: In Congress, there's a bipartisan effort now to set up

477
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Speaker 1: a nine to eleven style commission to look into the

478
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Speaker 1: January sixth insurrection. The Senate has already scheduled hearings on

479
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Speaker 1: this before the month is out. A depocketed GOP donor

480
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 1: donated two and a half million dollars to a right

481
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Speaker 1: wing group that was promising to get proof that the

482
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Speaker 1: election was stolen, but it didn't, so now North Carolina

483
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Speaker 1: Fintancy of Fred Eshelman wants his money back. The group

484
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Speaker 1: is called True the Vote was reportedly just one of

485
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Speaker 1: several so called election integrity litigation groups. Eschelman claims that

486
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Speaker 1: they diverted most of his money to people or businesses

487
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:10,279
Speaker 1: connected to the Goose president, a woman named Katherine Engelbrett.

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Speaker 1: According to an article we published in the Journal for Pediatrics,

489
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Speaker 1: white police officers do not recognize the youthfulness in black

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Speaker 1: children's faces, judging them to be much older than they

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00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:23,960
Speaker 1: are more of a threat, and treating them Accordingly, the

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00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:26,600
Speaker 1: study concludes that the rough treatment that black youngsters suffer

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Speaker 1: at the hands of police leaves and would lasting trauma.

494
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Speaker 1: Uninsured Americans have another chance to sign onto Obamacare. President

495
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Speaker 1: Biden signed an executive order last month reopening healthcare dot

496
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Speaker 1: gov that's going to be opened until May fifteenth. Hundreds

497
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Speaker 1: of people travel to Harlem, New York yesterday from as

498
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Speaker 1: far away as Los Angeles to pay their respects to

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Speaker 1: the late Great Sicily Tyson as she lay in state.

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Speaker 1: Tyson died last month at age ninety six, and finally

501
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 1: looks like guerrilla glue lady. She wants to stick around

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Speaker 1: for the right price, anyway to seeka brown. The Louisiana

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Speaker 1: woman who accidentally glued her head on her scalp has

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Speaker 1: reportedly come out with a line of T shirts and

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Speaker 1: other clothing eyes with her face plastid hairline on them,

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00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:08,240
Speaker 1: and according to TMZ, she's already made a small fortune.

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Speaker 1: Dollar is what I need here here, So I'm get

508
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Speaker 1: some T shirts in my plastered hair. Back to Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to show, all right, here

510
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:25,200
Speaker 1: we go with something funny. Come on, junior, truth be told. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this. For some churches that's out here

512
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Speaker 1: of that need to have testimony time really cut out truth.

513
00:35:37,239 --> 00:35:41,480
Speaker 1: They told if your church don't have internet, you don't

514
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:45,080
Speaker 1: need to be having testimonies because the testimonies are getting

515
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:49,120
Speaker 1: too long. They need a screener. Yeah, that needs somebody

516
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:54,080
Speaker 1: to sit down. Let me hear your testimony and we

517
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 1: will decide when you get to see it in front

518
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:59,279
Speaker 1: of everybody. Because you got people who pour up there

519
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 1: want to test You can tell the ones who testimon

520
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:03,640
Speaker 1: not gonna be good because they're too anxious to get

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00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:08,440
Speaker 1: the money. They head shake it it lad should and jumping.

522
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:11,160
Speaker 1: They jumping up like they got a game or something

523
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,440
Speaker 1: like they got a warm up bone. And then they

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Speaker 1: get up there and the testimimony. I want to speak

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00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:22,879
Speaker 1: to the Lord about my top. This toe had been

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00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:27,319
Speaker 1: hurting me. We don't really need them no more. I'm

527
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Speaker 1: just asking, can we get some spreeners. But we have

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00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:33,719
Speaker 1: to hear your testimony on Sunday. All of us got

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00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,839
Speaker 1: stuff to do. Now we're sitting to be holding up

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00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:39,239
Speaker 1: in church because you're talking about your toe or how

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00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:42,480
Speaker 1: good comebody got the one time no last shut and testified.

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00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 1: I've been praying for Israel, And I'm saying to myself,

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00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:48,960
Speaker 1: you ain't never been the Isay. Why to handed you

534
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:51,440
Speaker 1: up there prayer? How you getting how the Lord talk

535
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:57,000
Speaker 1: to you about Israel? Where you getting that from? I

536
00:36:57,160 --> 00:37:01,680
Speaker 1: just want to go to gaming zone. I don't want

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00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 1: to just sit it here no more. And here your

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00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:07,560
Speaker 1: testimonies that ain't by nothing. You ain't got a amen.

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00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:11,399
Speaker 1: You ain't gotta go ahead let him use You. Ain't

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00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:14,839
Speaker 1: nobody saying nothing. You shut down three hundred eighty five

541
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:19,440
Speaker 1: people by yourself, You shut down an entire church pastor.

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00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:21,440
Speaker 1: Ain't saying nothing. We don't need no need. We need

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Speaker 1: a testimony. Mike Snatches. I'm signing up because if I

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00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 1: don't like it, I'm coming up there. You know Polo

545
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:33,360
Speaker 1: got the saying, Man, I just need to help testimonial,

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Speaker 1: Mike Snatch. That's all I'm saying. All. I'm just saying,

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Speaker 1: I just want to get to that out there. How

548
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:51,000
Speaker 1: long is this gonna go on? Huh? Well, we keep

549
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:54,799
Speaker 1: act like it ain't. We didn't took up this offer.

550
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:59,520
Speaker 1: We've been here since six talking games on the game

551
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:02,960
Speaker 1: is on. You ain't getting nobody say go ahead, there

552
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Speaker 1: you go, Amen, you can't get nobody agree with you.

553
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:10,440
Speaker 1: Your testimony is not not anything. I'm just saying, why

554
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:13,440
Speaker 1: you get to talk at that long man? We need

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00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:24,640
Speaker 1: a testimony of Mike Snash. I'm telling you, if they

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00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:31,360
Speaker 1: start they testimony off with you knows right that they testimony,

557
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Speaker 1: you know. All right, we'll be back with more of

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after you're listening show.

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Speaker 1: All right, Jay, please, it's time for comedy Roulette. Set

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00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:52,960
Speaker 1: it up for us quickly, please, very simple, very simple,

561
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:56,280
Speaker 1: very simple. Since we have four comedians on the show,

562
00:38:56,760 --> 00:39:00,279
Speaker 1: or very great outstanding comedians who can go out by

563
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:03,160
Speaker 1: themselves make money, do stand up in front of a

564
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Speaker 1: live audience and kill it, kill the game, because that's

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Speaker 1: what they kill it. Kill commedians too, okay, subject, we

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Speaker 1: got folk commedian folk great coming, I said, we got

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Speaker 1: folk commedian too great. Well, I plan on being great

568
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Speaker 1: back then in the back. Shut your hands up, James

569
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Speaker 1: fighting that one joke. They couldn't wait this night you're

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Speaker 1: working on. You ain't great year j Yeah, all right, guys,

571
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 1: let's go come on, come on, all right, uh you ready,

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00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:52,279
Speaker 1: Here's a list of what's happened to me he say,

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Speaker 1: I know, tell me they say anything the rock you

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Speaker 1: and you holler. He's just gonna be where it ain't

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Speaker 1: with a day. Let's take you out. Here we go.

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Speaker 1: Number one, that's what Tommy did. Number one things people

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Speaker 1: say when they are overdoing it at a funeral. Okay.

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00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:13,960
Speaker 1: Number two. Things Christian people say when they slip up

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Speaker 1: and curse. All right. Number three? Number three, Yeah, things

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Speaker 1: you say when you don't get a Valentine's gift or

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Speaker 1: Valentine's coming up. And number four things you say when

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Speaker 1: your card is declined in a store. Oh, I've had

583
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:30,799
Speaker 1: that happened before. All right, let's spend a cat. Let's

584
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Speaker 1: gun it spun it. Come on, give me a credit card,

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Speaker 1: Give me a credit card? First? Are you like? The

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Speaker 1: first four? Stopped? The number three guys, things you say

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00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:49,120
Speaker 1: when you don't get a Valentine's gift? Boom, let's go Jay, Okay,

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00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:53,160
Speaker 1: here we go. He must be working and goat and forgot.

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00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 1: That's what it is. He working. Oh oh, so this

590
00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:00,440
Speaker 1: is a woman making excuses for him, man making an

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00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:10,880
Speaker 1: Oh I see, Oh that's it the beginning of something.

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00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:14,040
Speaker 1: All right, I don't come on. Tell me things you

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Speaker 1: say when you don't get a Valentine's gift. You know what,

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00:41:16,719 --> 00:41:20,120
Speaker 1: my religion, we don't celebrate Valentine. That's the only reason

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Speaker 1: why he didn't get me. That that's the only reason,

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00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:31,399
Speaker 1: big dog, it's just Tier forty five. It's still Valentine's

597
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:38,799
Speaker 1: Then you say, when you don't get a Valentine gets

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00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:41,640
Speaker 1: what it is? He did a real good Christmas for me,

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00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:48,400
Speaker 1: so I ain't got He can't win it on Christmas,

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00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:54,279
Speaker 1: so I'm good. Well, uh huh, I spoke to my doctor. Yeah,

601
00:41:54,719 --> 00:42:04,000
Speaker 1: my eyes report came back. I'm chocolate. I can't believe. Yeah,

602
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:09,640
Speaker 1: what you got? What you got? Now, let's just say

603
00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:12,319
Speaker 1: he won't be seeing me naked for the next six months.

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00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:17,799
Speaker 1: Let's just say that. Things you say when you don't

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Speaker 1: get a Valentine's Day gift, Steve, I'm an aka, were

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00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:31,439
Speaker 1: all like red im up right there? Yeah, I think

607
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:34,200
Speaker 1: you're saying when you don't get a Valentime you know

608
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:36,839
Speaker 1: them big teddy bears scare me, So I don't want one.

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00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:42,839
Speaker 1: I'll tell you why I don't have Valatize Day year

610
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:47,520
Speaker 1: right now? His kids come first, Okay, this kid's got

611
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:53,000
Speaker 1: to get there. Then me. You know what it is

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00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:57,160
Speaker 1: you know what it is, what we had What it

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Speaker 1: is is the flywers we had at the funeral the roof.

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00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 1: He know I don't want to see I'm on flyers

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00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:05,680
Speaker 1: right now. He knows that the reason why he ain't

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00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:15,360
Speaker 1: come close it out, Steve. Things you say when you

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Speaker 1: don't get a Valentine's kid, Well, you know all the

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00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:32,400
Speaker 1: wars he got. He got his days mixed up. Val

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Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna switch gears here and go to

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Speaker 1: the nephew's prank phone call that's coming up right after this.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to Steven Show, coming up at the top

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Speaker 1: of the hour, right about four minutes after today's Strawberry letter.

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Speaker 1: But first the nephew with his prank phone call. Come on, nephew,

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00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:58,720
Speaker 1: your child support late? Huh your child support late? Sometimes

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00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:01,080
Speaker 1: the way he says it, let's go it. It don't

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Speaker 1: matter how I said. Sure, it's going to be the same.

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00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:08,520
Speaker 1: What you mean it's gonna be crazy? Oh yeah, run

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Speaker 1: it yet for sure? Hello? Hello, my sweet talk called. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what's up? What was this? Just prester man? Uh me

630
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:22,400
Speaker 1: and uh me and men your your X man me

631
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:26,040
Speaker 1: and we uh we've been kicking it for the last

632
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:29,279
Speaker 1: three months. I'm man, I don't care about you and

633
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:34,680
Speaker 1: we're not together. We're not together, so why are you

634
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:37,520
Speaker 1: calling me? Okay, you're no, that's cool right there. I

635
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:39,840
Speaker 1: understand all that you calling me to tell me to

636
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:42,200
Speaker 1: child together something with you. I don't care about what

637
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:44,799
Speaker 1: you and do mean not together, I don't. I don't

638
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:48,839
Speaker 1: give a damn about what you do. Okay, Okay, no, no, no, player,

639
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:51,880
Speaker 1: understand that what I was calling you bout was you know,

640
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:55,040
Speaker 1: you kind of behind like two to three months on

641
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:58,200
Speaker 1: the on the child support man, and I told I

642
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:01,080
Speaker 1: was gonna handle this well. I told her I was

643
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:04,000
Speaker 1: gonna handle the situation, you know. So now I don't

644
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:06,800
Speaker 1: need you to handle nothing. You don't need to be

645
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:10,120
Speaker 1: worried about about how many months I'm behind? Who the

646
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:13,120
Speaker 1: hell telling you all this? Anyway? When when? When can

647
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:16,280
Speaker 1: we expect another payment? That's what I'm asking you. First

648
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:19,080
Speaker 1: of all, don't you ever call my phone with that.

649
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:22,399
Speaker 1: You understand me. Don't call my phone man, because don't

650
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:25,279
Speaker 1: about my daughter. Man, I ain't trying to ain't trying

651
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:27,160
Speaker 1: to handle. So I don't need you on my back,

652
00:45:27,239 --> 00:45:29,120
Speaker 1: and I don't need be on my back about no

653
00:45:29,239 --> 00:45:31,640
Speaker 1: damn child support because I do for my daughter. Man,

654
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:34,919
Speaker 1: So don't call my phone with that. Okay, okay, well

655
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:37,839
Speaker 1: look let me ask is you're working right now? Man?

656
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:41,480
Speaker 1: You man say listen here, what what? What? What's your name? Pruston?

657
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:44,400
Speaker 1: Real pressure. What I'm saying is you're working right now

658
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:46,880
Speaker 1: and I do whatever it takes to take care of

659
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,440
Speaker 1: my daughter. Man, So don't you worry about my my

660
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:53,160
Speaker 1: job security and what I'm doing. Okay, when can I

661
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:55,360
Speaker 1: just go? When I just come by there whenever you

662
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:58,040
Speaker 1: get paid next time so I can pick up you know,

663
00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:00,040
Speaker 1: the child. Man, You don't need to come by. I

664
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:02,840
Speaker 1: know where. I tell you what. Yeah, you bring your around.

665
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,319
Speaker 1: You come, I'm give you directions right now. You bring

666
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:07,640
Speaker 1: your phone over here, because I want I want to

667
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:11,960
Speaker 1: see your calling my damn phone talking about my damn daughter. Hey, man,

668
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,520
Speaker 1: we're looking out for the well being of the baby, man,

669
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:16,279
Speaker 1: That's what we do. What you think I've been doing

670
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:18,839
Speaker 1: ever since she came in as well, That's what I've

671
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:21,479
Speaker 1: been doing ever since she got here. I've been looking

672
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:24,720
Speaker 1: out for her well being. And somebody come just getting

673
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:26,560
Speaker 1: a picture? You want to tell me about my daughter

674
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:30,719
Speaker 1: well being? Quite? Where was you three months for hund then, man,

675
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:33,640
Speaker 1: matter of fact, I do everything I can for my daughter.

676
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:36,400
Speaker 1: So for you to sit up here and call me

677
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:38,839
Speaker 1: talking about it, I'm three months behind. I don't even

678
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:41,480
Speaker 1: keep up with that. I send money when I can.

679
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:44,279
Speaker 1: I do for my daughter. I do for my daughter

680
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:46,560
Speaker 1: for I do for myself. So if I ain't got

681
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:48,440
Speaker 1: it to send, that means I ain't got it at all.

682
00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:50,360
Speaker 1: But give me a second and I'll go get it.

683
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:52,799
Speaker 1: But don't be calling me about my daughter, man, talking

684
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:55,759
Speaker 1: about them three months behind? Okay, Well look here, first

685
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:57,799
Speaker 1: of all, I ain't you know, I ain't working right now,

686
00:46:57,920 --> 00:46:59,400
Speaker 1: so we really need you to go on and get

687
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 1: the money over what hold on? Holder, hold on? You

688
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:05,520
Speaker 1: ain't working, But I'm might here hustling you calling me

689
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:08,839
Speaker 1: about some money. But you over that land over most

690
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:11,000
Speaker 1: of y'all need to get off y'all and do what

691
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:13,680
Speaker 1: the hell I'm doing. That's what I can't understand. It's

692
00:47:13,719 --> 00:47:16,239
Speaker 1: true you, but it's one of me, and you want

693
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:18,640
Speaker 1: to come to me with that. And I told I

694
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:21,440
Speaker 1: was gonna handle this situation back being behind on this,

695
00:47:21,719 --> 00:47:23,960
Speaker 1: you know, just a little child to pull situation. That's

696
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,080
Speaker 1: all I'm saying I need you to going on and

697
00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:28,280
Speaker 1: give me a date. Man, on when we can expect

698
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:31,640
Speaker 1: a paytent. Okay, I'm giving you a date right now.

699
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 1: Bring your over here right now and come pick up

700
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:37,080
Speaker 1: the payton. I got it for you right now. You

701
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:39,000
Speaker 1: just tell me what kind of call you drive so

702
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 1: I know because I don't. I don't want to. I

703
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:43,560
Speaker 1: don't want to bust the wrong to pull up in

704
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 1: my driveway by mistake. I do everything for my daughter.

705
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:49,040
Speaker 1: My daughter don't have no walks on the knees. I

706
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:52,080
Speaker 1: put shoes on her feet, colds on our back, food

707
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:54,839
Speaker 1: in us something. I do everything for her. I don't

708
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:57,759
Speaker 1: need you at. I don't. My daughter don't need you at.

709
00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:00,440
Speaker 1: I pick up from school every day, take her to

710
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:04,480
Speaker 1: her grandmother's house. So a year body, no two or

711
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:07,239
Speaker 1: three months behind because she ain't with eut I can

712
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:09,040
Speaker 1: see if I want two or three months and see

713
00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:12,800
Speaker 1: with I. Okay, man, that's another thing with me and

714
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:15,279
Speaker 1: I can't talking about. We're not gonna need you to

715
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 1: be checking her from the school no more. I'm gonna

716
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:20,760
Speaker 1: be getting her from the school when she I wish

717
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:23,360
Speaker 1: I would catch you up in my daughter's school. You

718
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 1: ain't picking up my daughter. Man, I don't even know

719
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:28,120
Speaker 1: who the hell you are. I told you my name

720
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:32,920
Speaker 1: is Preston, Man, but I know Preston. I'm telling you what, man,

721
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 1: I don't want you know where near my daughter that

722
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:38,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna talks right now because I don't want you

723
00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:40,960
Speaker 1: know where near my daughter. Man, you understand me. I

724
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:43,839
Speaker 1: don't want you know where me and my daughter. Man,

725
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:45,920
Speaker 1: if I came in neil my daughter, I'm gonna whoop ya.

726
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:49,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let my daughter knows if she leaves me

727
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:52,319
Speaker 1: and he me and the baby is getting a long

728
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:54,840
Speaker 1: firm man. All I'm saying is we just need you

729
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:58,680
Speaker 1: to send that by man. You Hey, y'all. I'm glad

730
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:01,880
Speaker 1: y'all doing good because ship anyway, But don't put my

731
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,560
Speaker 1: daughter in the middle of man. Man, I'm just happening

732
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:07,000
Speaker 1: to be in between jobs, that's all. Man. Well, you

733
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:09,719
Speaker 1: need to get out your and look in between your

734
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:13,280
Speaker 1: cheeks and go find you something, find you a manhood.

735
00:49:13,719 --> 00:49:15,920
Speaker 1: Sitting up there probably on the couch eating up all

736
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:18,600
Speaker 1: up pop tarts, and I've only had two of them

737
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:21,239
Speaker 1: pop tarts, man, that's all. You ain't going to be

738
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:23,799
Speaker 1: having none of them. Because I bought that for my daughter, man,

739
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,360
Speaker 1: and I appreciate you eating none of that over that.

740
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:28,800
Speaker 1: You need to get off you and feed yourself like

741
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:31,960
Speaker 1: I do. I feed myself and my daughter and probably

742
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:34,879
Speaker 1: still let me strate this here, man, I just want

743
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:37,560
Speaker 1: to talk to you about our child. Man, Our child.

744
00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:41,360
Speaker 1: That ain't your child, that's mine. I'm taking up. You

745
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:45,239
Speaker 1: ain't got you ain't got eight sake. Man. Don't you

746
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:48,040
Speaker 1: ever say that. Man. Don't you ever say that to me. Man.

747
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:51,480
Speaker 1: That is not our child. Man, that's my child. Let

748
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:53,279
Speaker 1: me tell you something, man, Let me tell you something.

749
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:56,520
Speaker 1: Put your here to this phone real close. Man. I'm

750
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:59,640
Speaker 1: literally about my daughter. I'm trying to handle this like me,

751
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:01,520
Speaker 1: and it's what I'm trying to do. You ain't been

752
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:03,279
Speaker 1: here the whole time. You're trying to walk up in

753
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:06,239
Speaker 1: here and talk about hour. I'm her daddy. Man. I'm

754
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:08,000
Speaker 1: just trying to be a good stuff for the man

755
00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:10,600
Speaker 1: and get them with their child support. Father. Y'all gotta

756
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:13,359
Speaker 1: get married first. You ain't no man, say, man, say

757
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:18,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna talking in helen this. I guaranted no no, no, no, no, no,

758
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:20,759
Speaker 1: no no no. You don't talk to me no more.

759
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:22,359
Speaker 1: You understand what I'm saying. You talk to me. You're

760
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:24,120
Speaker 1: dealing with me. I told you I was gonna handle it,

761
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:26,080
Speaker 1: but you're gonna make me mad. No like I hadn't

762
00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:28,680
Speaker 1: told you. Now you don't talk no more. I talked

763
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:30,960
Speaker 1: to whenever I want you. We got a child together.

764
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:33,640
Speaker 1: You're just gotten the picture. Don't you call almost you

765
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:36,279
Speaker 1: don't talk about Camper. You talk to me from now.

766
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:39,560
Speaker 1: You talk to Preston, I'm gonna talking. I'm had it

767
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:42,480
Speaker 1: hell with trust me, hey, man, let me tell you something.

768
00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:45,239
Speaker 1: You don't call man? You deal with me? Do you

769
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:47,400
Speaker 1: understand what I'm telling I'm not dealing with you? With

770
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:49,759
Speaker 1: him day you hear me? The only thing I'm gonna

771
00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:52,160
Speaker 1: deal with you is my foot up, Yo, that's a

772
00:50:52,239 --> 00:50:54,400
Speaker 1: man to deal with many. I got one more thing

773
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:56,319
Speaker 1: I need to say to you. Man. I don't want

774
00:50:56,360 --> 00:50:58,279
Speaker 1: to hear nothing else. You got the same player. I

775
00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:01,239
Speaker 1: didn't heard everything you had. Just let me tell you something. Man.

776
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:03,759
Speaker 1: You want to job, we hire right now. I'll put

777
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:06,440
Speaker 1: you with the man in charge. God get you a job.

778
00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:08,120
Speaker 1: Don't nobody want to work with you? Man, I don't

779
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:10,600
Speaker 1: like your attitude. You need to work with somebody because

780
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:13,080
Speaker 1: you ain't working with nobody right now. I got one

781
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:15,160
Speaker 1: more thing I need to say to you. It's you

782
00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:17,560
Speaker 1: was listening, man, say with the hell you got to say? Man,

783
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:20,239
Speaker 1: this's his nephew, Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning and

784
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:23,120
Speaker 1: I don't give him. Say, Man, I don't care who

785
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:26,960
Speaker 1: you are. I don't play about my daughter. Man, this

786
00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:30,080
Speaker 1: nephew tim Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You

787
00:51:30,239 --> 00:51:38,359
Speaker 1: just got pranked by your cousin Kendrick. Man. Oh man,

788
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:42,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill this you all right? Oh no, man,

789
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:44,600
Speaker 1: because I don't play with by my dallar like that. Man,

790
00:51:44,719 --> 00:51:48,120
Speaker 1: I don't. That's my world, man, that's my heart. Man,

791
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:51,320
Speaker 1: I don't that. Man. All right, let me let me

792
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:53,719
Speaker 1: ask you this here. Man, what is the baddest I'm

793
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:57,359
Speaker 1: talking about the baddest radio show in the land? Man,

794
00:51:57,560 --> 00:52:01,480
Speaker 1: The Steve's Harvey Morning Show. That's a little just a

795
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:03,400
Speaker 1: little dose so stupid for y'all. That's all. Just a

796
00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:13,239
Speaker 1: couple of tea spoons are stupid. A whole gallant all right?

797
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:16,080
Speaker 1: Coming up the Strawberry Letter. And this is a good one.

798
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:18,560
Speaker 1: That's why I'm laughing today. It's a good one. Steve.

799
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:23,160
Speaker 1: We'll be back. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

800
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:27,279
Speaker 1: It is time for today's Strawberry Letter. If you need

801
00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:31,480
Speaker 1: advice on relationships, on dating, on work, on sex, on parenting,

802
00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:34,800
Speaker 1: and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey

803
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:38,879
Speaker 1: FM dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could

804
00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:41,120
Speaker 1: be reading your letter like we're reading this one right now.

805
00:52:41,239 --> 00:52:44,239
Speaker 1: Let's go now. Buckle up and hold on tight. We

806
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:46,200
Speaker 1: got it for you. Here it is. It is the

807
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:50,760
Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. Subject. I cheated twice and had three outside children.

808
00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:53,759
Speaker 1: Here's Stephen Shirley. My wife and I met when we

809
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:56,640
Speaker 1: were twelve years old, and we got married when we

810
00:52:56,760 --> 00:53:00,320
Speaker 1: were twenty years old. We've been married for fifteen years

811
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:04,719
Speaker 1: and we were very happy until recently. Now I need

812
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:08,520
Speaker 1: help to save my marriage. Three years ago, I cheated

813
00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:11,920
Speaker 1: on my wife and got another woman pregnant. I told

814
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:15,240
Speaker 1: my wife about the affair and the baby. My wife

815
00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:18,080
Speaker 1: was going to divorce me, but we went to marriage

816
00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:21,200
Speaker 1: counseling and she had a change of heart. My wife

817
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:24,160
Speaker 1: welcomed the baby into our family and she has grown

818
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:27,479
Speaker 1: to love the child. A year later, I had sex

819
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:30,960
Speaker 1: with my wife's stepmother. My wife and her stepmother are

820
00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:34,920
Speaker 1: the same age, and her stepmother is very attractive. It

821
00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:38,120
Speaker 1: was a one night stand with the stepmother, but she

822
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:42,439
Speaker 1: got pregnant and had twins. We passed the pregnancy off

823
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:45,080
Speaker 1: as if she were pregnant by her husband, and there

824
00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:48,239
Speaker 1: was no reason for anyone to question it. We never

825
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:52,319
Speaker 1: told anyone about our big secret. Well, it all came

826
00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:55,480
Speaker 1: out in the worst way. About three months ago, my

827
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:58,760
Speaker 1: wife and her stepmother got into a really bad argument,

828
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:02,560
Speaker 1: and the stepmother told my wife that the twins were

829
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:07,000
Speaker 1: actually her stepsons and not her brothers. She told my

830
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:10,960
Speaker 1: wife that she has DNA a DNA test to prove it.

831
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:14,360
Speaker 1: All hell broke loose. I admit it to my wife

832
00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:18,560
Speaker 1: and my wife's father that the twins are my sons.

833
00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:21,960
Speaker 1: My wife hasn't spoken to me since then. My wife's

834
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:25,279
Speaker 1: father filed for divorce. I'm afraid my wife is going

835
00:54:25,360 --> 00:54:27,839
Speaker 1: to file for divorce too. I don't want to get

836
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:30,799
Speaker 1: a divorce. What can I do to get my wife back?

837
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:34,759
Speaker 1: Please advise? What can I do to get my wife back?

838
00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:41,520
Speaker 1: You ask nothing, nothing, nothing, There's nothing you can do nothing.

839
00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:45,520
Speaker 1: It's too late. You messed up. I mean you messed

840
00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:49,720
Speaker 1: up now once, but twice. You don't deserve your wife.

841
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:51,840
Speaker 1: You do not deserve her. She took you back the

842
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:54,680
Speaker 1: first time after you cheated and had a kid, and

843
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:57,520
Speaker 1: instead of you being grateful to God and straightening up

844
00:54:57,560 --> 00:54:59,879
Speaker 1: your act and doing the right thing, you go out

845
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:03,120
Speaker 1: and do it again to someone who's close to home

846
00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:09,200
Speaker 1: with your stepmom, really your wife's stepmother. I think you're disrespectful.

847
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:11,200
Speaker 1: I think you're crazy, and you know what else, I

848
00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:14,279
Speaker 1: think you're pretty arrogant at this point to even think

849
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:16,600
Speaker 1: that you still have a chance after what you've done.

850
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:21,920
Speaker 1: Like I said in the beginning, nothing nothing, nothing, only God,

851
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:26,040
Speaker 1: okay himself can save you now, and that is it.

852
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:28,480
Speaker 1: I mean, you say you don't want a divorce, but

853
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:33,000
Speaker 1: you've done everything, everything possible to kill and destroy your marriage.

854
00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:36,279
Speaker 1: I'm surprised your wife is still there. I think that

855
00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:40,520
Speaker 1: you're a selfish person. You're reckless with it. And just remember,

856
00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:43,080
Speaker 1: you reap what you saw and you've been doing this

857
00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:46,080
Speaker 1: behind your wife's back, and this is the result of

858
00:55:46,239 --> 00:55:50,040
Speaker 1: your actions. So if she, if she doesn't take you back,

859
00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:55,520
Speaker 1: that's what you deserve at this point, Steve, I don't

860
00:55:57,040 --> 00:56:02,600
Speaker 1: know why you wrote exactly damn letter? What what what

861
00:56:02,719 --> 00:56:11,200
Speaker 1: do you want us to do, sir? We can't help you, sir.

862
00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:15,400
Speaker 1: This ain't therapy. The only one can help you helped

863
00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:18,600
Speaker 1: you already when he put it on her heart to

864
00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:22,000
Speaker 1: take you back. Let me read to you what you said.

865
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:25,440
Speaker 1: Sometimes you need to hit this out loud. Three years ago,

866
00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:28,360
Speaker 1: I cheated on my wife. I got another woman pregnant.

867
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:30,600
Speaker 1: I told my wife about the fan and the baby.

868
00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:33,319
Speaker 1: My wife was going to divorce me, but we went

869
00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:36,640
Speaker 1: to marriage counseling. She had to change her heart. My

870
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:40,600
Speaker 1: wife welcomed the baby into our family, and she's grown

871
00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:46,440
Speaker 1: to love the child. So you figured, with all this

872
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:52,600
Speaker 1: happy going on, all this new love, extra family members,

873
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:55,719
Speaker 1: your dumb mass thought you are to go out and

874
00:56:55,960 --> 00:57:02,560
Speaker 1: get some more kids. Yes, oh yeah, oh match counselor.

875
00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:07,040
Speaker 1: Then grown to love her, and it's raised it. She's

876
00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:10,839
Speaker 1: a part of my family. Let's get another, just get

877
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:16,800
Speaker 1: some more family. And so you go out. You don't

878
00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:22,120
Speaker 1: get anybody. You get her stepmother, which is the same

879
00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:25,120
Speaker 1: age as your wife, which means she's married to an

880
00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:30,320
Speaker 1: older man, which is your father in law. You sleep

881
00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:35,840
Speaker 1: with her, she get pregnant. Hair twins got this old

882
00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:41,400
Speaker 1: ass dude thinking he's still bringing it, but he don't,

883
00:57:41,960 --> 00:57:45,160
Speaker 1: and now he got to deal with that. This is crazy, man,

884
00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:49,440
Speaker 1: your mother in law is pregnant. Now what happened was

885
00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:51,960
Speaker 1: your wife and your mother in law got in the

886
00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:56,600
Speaker 1: big argument and the news came out, as you say,

887
00:57:57,040 --> 00:58:00,000
Speaker 1: in the worst way. My wife and her stepmother got

888
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:03,560
Speaker 1: into a really bad argument, and the stepmother told my

889
00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:08,280
Speaker 1: wife that the twins was actually her stepsons and not

890
00:58:08,520 --> 00:58:16,160
Speaker 1: her brothers. Where was you at, hey, y'all, I need

891
00:58:16,240 --> 00:58:24,720
Speaker 1: to know what you're standing there? When she said you're

892
00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:28,240
Speaker 1: watching your wife argue with your stepmoma that you have

893
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:31,360
Speaker 1: slept with as pregnant with kids in yours and then

894
00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:33,840
Speaker 1: she tell her you don't know what you're talking about.

895
00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:37,000
Speaker 1: I got news for you that your brothers, then your

896
00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:40,400
Speaker 1: step sons, me and I had his baby. He should love.

897
00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:46,720
Speaker 1: An argument started, man left town. How you're able to

898
00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:51,600
Speaker 1: type this letter is beyond man, because I figure we're

899
00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:55,320
Speaker 1: in Department eighteen flows high. If I die about this one,

900
00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:59,760
Speaker 1: that it'll feel better than me standing share it said

901
00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:03,400
Speaker 1: from right, All right, Steve, Sorry, we weren't gonna say nothing.

902
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:06,520
Speaker 1: Hang on, hang on, I know you have more. We're

903
00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:12,040
Speaker 1: gonna have parted we'll have part two of your response

904
00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:15,840
Speaker 1: coming up steven twenty three after right after this, you're

905
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:21,080
Speaker 1: listening show, all right, Come on, Steve, Let's recap today's

906
00:59:21,080 --> 00:59:23,840
Speaker 1: Strawberry Letters. Subject is I cheated twice and had three

907
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:28,520
Speaker 1: outside children. Lord this man and cheated on his wife,

908
00:59:28,760 --> 00:59:31,880
Speaker 1: got another girl pregnant, came in, told his wife about

909
00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:35,320
Speaker 1: the fan and the baby. Wife gonna leave him. They

910
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:37,960
Speaker 1: go to counsel, they work it out. She accept the

911
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:41,240
Speaker 1: baby into the family and loves the child like it's

912
00:59:41,320 --> 00:59:44,320
Speaker 1: her own. You go out again. This time you get

913
00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:47,360
Speaker 1: the girl's mama. You sleep with a mama cause data

914
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:51,640
Speaker 1: same age, dating her old as daddy, then married him.

915
00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:56,040
Speaker 1: You the gate a woman, a baby, your wife and

916
00:59:56,360 --> 01:00:01,520
Speaker 1: your mother in law step mother having a fan to

917
01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:04,120
Speaker 1: have a baby. And the way it came out was

918
01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:07,240
Speaker 1: your wife got an argument with her, and she flipped

919
01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:14,040
Speaker 1: the script and told the new Jathany Brown, I knew it, man,

920
01:00:15,200 --> 01:00:22,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be the dude. Yes, you're arguing with my wife. Yes,

921
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:25,000
Speaker 1: So you just do the one part and I'll be

922
01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:28,360
Speaker 1: the dude over here listening to this happen. Yeah, yeah,

923
01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:30,840
Speaker 1: you just listening to what I'm saying. But I'm trying

924
01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:32,960
Speaker 1: to might try to get in at all, and here

925
01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:35,960
Speaker 1: we go. I'm the mother in law, right, see what

926
01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:40,760
Speaker 1: you don't know what you ladies, ladies, ladies, y'all don't

927
01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:44,040
Speaker 1: need no no, no, no no. You don't know why

928
01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:50,360
Speaker 1: you are everything and everybody but mama, everybody ain't got

929
01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:54,040
Speaker 1: no everything. Everybody needs to notice because we all walking

930
01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:56,320
Speaker 1: around like we know something, but we don't know what.

931
01:00:56,520 --> 01:01:00,720
Speaker 1: God damn it, we're about to know. Hey, that's just

932
01:01:01,120 --> 01:01:05,160
Speaker 1: that's don't go under for a wow. Listen, baby, listen,

933
01:01:05,240 --> 01:01:09,120
Speaker 1: I mean, MoMA, not but not. Don't talk to me. Okay,

934
01:01:09,680 --> 01:01:12,520
Speaker 1: do not talk to me. But I'm trying to not look.

935
01:01:13,120 --> 01:01:15,240
Speaker 1: Do not talk to me, because when I say what

936
01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:18,240
Speaker 1: I got to say, everybody gonna be quiet up in here.

937
01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:24,320
Speaker 1: When I get drinks hold us, everybody gonna be looking stupid.

938
01:01:24,680 --> 01:01:26,920
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, hold hold on, hold on, hold on,

939
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:33,080
Speaker 1: hold Lord. That makes you see I've been caring us

940
01:01:33,160 --> 01:01:38,080
Speaker 1: around for a long time. You're hiding birthday cakes. God,

941
01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:42,280
Speaker 1: you know, going to check and cheese and stuff, and

942
01:01:42,440 --> 01:01:46,080
Speaker 1: I ain't saying a damn thing. What a day to

943
01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:53,600
Speaker 1: day Lord, I'm hiding you know what I'm letting you

944
01:01:53,720 --> 01:01:57,320
Speaker 1: take off your play brothers. I'm I'm playing alone, but

945
01:01:57,600 --> 01:02:00,600
Speaker 1: damn it, the truth, Lord, I feel like coming now.

946
01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:08,120
Speaker 1: You're pretty, God, you're pretty y'all way your whole whoever

947
01:02:08,280 --> 01:02:15,000
Speaker 1: you want to prea too, you know live it's coming

948
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:22,160
Speaker 1: out to day. You know DEM's not your brother Jesus

949
01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:27,760
Speaker 1: at all. DIM's not your brother. Me and this fool

950
01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:29,920
Speaker 1: right here now, I know he's gonna heal with you

951
01:02:30,120 --> 01:02:33,280
Speaker 1: one time. You no, damn one time. Who's gonna hit

952
01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:37,360
Speaker 1: this once? And not ever wanted a gear? What? What

953
01:02:39,040 --> 01:02:45,000
Speaker 1: that's that's that's insulting to me because it's just it

954
01:02:45,240 --> 01:02:46,920
Speaker 1: he gonna, Oh, we just hit the one thing he

955
01:02:47,240 --> 01:02:54,680
Speaker 1: ain't hitting us for a love time. When this ship

956
01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:59,560
Speaker 1: talking about talking about I'm talking about you. That man,

957
01:02:59,760 --> 01:03:07,120
Speaker 1: You're husband is my baby daddy. Whoa what she said?

958
01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:16,000
Speaker 1: What in case y'all didn't hear it, lind to me again,

959
01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:22,600
Speaker 1: your Loveand look at all these roaches kill the baby

960
01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:28,480
Speaker 1: roaches in here, y'all just gonna let them ride. Y'all

961
01:03:28,520 --> 01:03:32,560
Speaker 1: don't see him, but I see him, your husband in

962
01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:38,680
Speaker 1: my baby daddy. Want anybody won't tell me I'm being

963
01:03:38,760 --> 01:03:47,480
Speaker 1: living room? Eat ice cream? Your mama don step. You'll

964
01:03:47,560 --> 01:03:55,600
Speaker 1: step Mama. You just ain't gonna hear my crowd yall

965
01:03:57,000 --> 01:04:03,440
Speaker 1: hears you. You didn't done it bad. You got you

966
01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:06,160
Speaker 1: too late to call on him. Now you didn't call

967
01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:10,280
Speaker 1: on him after the fact. That's that's when the Lord's

968
01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:18,000
Speaker 1: gonna stavee you on. Y'all Lords say this is gonna

969
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:28,080
Speaker 1: be good for you moments. I got your Yeah, y'all'll trip.

970
01:04:30,920 --> 01:04:33,280
Speaker 1: Don't you know what I'm saying? She gonna just file

971
01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:38,479
Speaker 1: something like that? It ain't Your voice is high ready.

972
01:04:42,680 --> 01:04:44,600
Speaker 1: You sound like in the world would they be on?

973
01:04:44,840 --> 01:04:47,680
Speaker 1: Who was not saying I was going back and didn't money,

974
01:04:47,800 --> 01:04:55,840
Speaker 1: no me for that. God, that's how that's how it wow.

975
01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:59,400
Speaker 1: Ain't then you do about that? And you don't know

976
01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:02,280
Speaker 1: what he wrote? Let man and his wife. I mean

977
01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:05,120
Speaker 1: she took the first kid in grew to love the

978
01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:08,160
Speaker 1: first child, and you go out and do it again, no, sir,

979
01:05:08,520 --> 01:05:11,560
Speaker 1: And and here are the first kids just getting in

980
01:05:11,720 --> 01:05:15,000
Speaker 1: close and here you come messing up every damn right.

981
01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:21,640
Speaker 1: All right, guys, we gotta get out of here. You

982
01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:26,440
Speaker 1: can email us or instagram us. Yeah, yeah, email us

983
01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:29,160
Speaker 1: or instagram. That's your thoughts on today's strawberry letter at

984
01:05:29,160 --> 01:05:31,920
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey. F M. All right, coming up more of

985
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:35,560
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this. You're listening

986
01:05:35,840 --> 01:05:39,440
Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Jay is here with

987
01:05:39,880 --> 01:05:43,880
Speaker 1: a segment called people who Scare Me? Jay? What the Steve,

988
01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:46,840
Speaker 1: Tommy Junior, y'all can comment on this list as the

989
01:05:46,880 --> 01:05:49,800
Speaker 1: list I put together. People who just frighten me when

990
01:05:49,840 --> 01:05:52,200
Speaker 1: you see them. They haven't done anything you, but you

991
01:05:52,320 --> 01:05:55,800
Speaker 1: see them. They're scared. People who wear gloves for no reason.

992
01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:02,800
Speaker 1: Car the other day, just driving and you know it

993
01:06:02,880 --> 01:06:05,520
Speaker 1: was for no reason. Why me? Why do you have?

994
01:06:05,760 --> 01:06:10,320
Speaker 1: I mean, like inside the building and it's a hundred

995
01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:14,920
Speaker 1: degrees outside. You got a lot of Jack's. Another one

996
01:06:14,960 --> 01:06:21,280
Speaker 1: that's scimmy. Men who have turned backpacks. What's in that

997
01:06:21,920 --> 01:06:26,160
Speaker 1: where you're going? Dog? I got one for you, Jase.

998
01:06:27,960 --> 01:06:33,160
Speaker 1: People that talk to themselves while they pumping gay that

999
01:06:33,320 --> 01:06:40,880
Speaker 1: make you nerv just talking. I can do that. You

1000
01:06:40,960 --> 01:06:44,640
Speaker 1: got the wrong one now you haven't seen it one.

1001
01:06:44,640 --> 01:06:46,840
Speaker 1: It look like they're talking to two people at one time.

1002
01:06:47,120 --> 01:06:49,960
Speaker 1: You're back and forth. Yeah. Are you sure they're not

1003
01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:55,000
Speaker 1: on their phone? Nah? They don't have little hidden device

1004
01:06:55,120 --> 01:06:57,400
Speaker 1: on them at all. You know who scared one you

1005
01:06:57,520 --> 01:07:00,120
Speaker 1: got one time, I tell you scaring me. People that

1006
01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:03,919
Speaker 1: be driving, but got them big shades on it. Didn't

1007
01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:09,560
Speaker 1: they go down the side of the face too, block

1008
01:07:09,720 --> 01:07:12,960
Speaker 1: blue block. Yeah, I don't think they posed to be driving.

1009
01:07:12,960 --> 01:07:17,960
Speaker 1: And I really don't they spend me. You got me

1010
01:07:18,080 --> 01:07:20,400
Speaker 1: nervous people who take a lot of medication just stay

1011
01:07:20,480 --> 01:07:24,960
Speaker 1: to just stay popping pills every time. They always take

1012
01:07:25,040 --> 01:07:32,040
Speaker 1: on going on on your nightstand, man, I got one,

1013
01:07:32,400 --> 01:07:35,960
Speaker 1: he got one. People who rocked back and forth while

1014
01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:46,080
Speaker 1: they're sitting down up, Yeah, they get up. People who

1015
01:07:47,320 --> 01:07:52,080
Speaker 1: come on. People who eat their food real slow, right.

1016
01:07:55,920 --> 01:08:01,280
Speaker 1: One thing I show my food I do swallowed in hunts,

1017
01:08:02,520 --> 01:08:08,160
Speaker 1: I inhale much people. I don't see nothing wrong with

1018
01:08:08,320 --> 01:08:18,519
Speaker 1: Donald Try that scared nothing? You cool with all? He's great.

1019
01:08:20,160 --> 01:08:24,559
Speaker 1: I go one. Like people who dressed they pits up

1020
01:08:24,720 --> 01:08:30,560
Speaker 1: just like them. Oh you still you go to to

1021
01:08:30,680 --> 01:08:33,519
Speaker 1: get the suit and then the dog got a suit too.

1022
01:08:33,600 --> 01:08:38,360
Speaker 1: I don't know that's scary right now, you're right, you're right,

1023
01:08:38,560 --> 01:08:41,000
Speaker 1: all right. Coming up next more of the Steve Harvey

1024
01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:44,880
Speaker 1: Morning Show. Right after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey

1025
01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:51,120
Speaker 1: Morning Show. Steve. This is from Cynthia in Maryland. She

1026
01:08:51,240 --> 01:08:54,519
Speaker 1: addresses you as mister c l O, Chief Love Officer,

1027
01:08:54,680 --> 01:08:57,599
Speaker 1: which you are. She says, I am a mature single woman,

1028
01:08:57,760 --> 01:09:01,400
Speaker 1: and I think you should do a singles cruise or

1029
01:09:01,479 --> 01:09:05,120
Speaker 1: your single listeners and fans. She says, we can mix

1030
01:09:05,240 --> 01:09:07,799
Speaker 1: and mingle at sea, and we can call the cruise

1031
01:09:08,200 --> 01:09:14,800
Speaker 1: the love both. You consider this, nah, because I got

1032
01:09:14,840 --> 01:09:17,920
Speaker 1: a couple of questions when you say I'm a single,

1033
01:09:18,400 --> 01:09:23,000
Speaker 1: mature woman and you want to mix and mingle and

1034
01:09:23,280 --> 01:09:30,880
Speaker 1: call it the love boat. Howl, Yes, don't nobody remember

1035
01:09:30,920 --> 01:09:40,400
Speaker 1: the love boat. Don't nobody remember? Listen to me. Old

1036
01:09:40,640 --> 01:09:45,000
Speaker 1: people on a cruise ship ain't fun. Here's a problem

1037
01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:47,360
Speaker 1: because you gotta stabbed there a week. You can't get

1038
01:09:47,360 --> 01:09:50,320
Speaker 1: away from the ass. Now you can come to saying

1039
01:09:50,360 --> 01:09:52,840
Speaker 1: this soul. There's a lot of single people are saying

1040
01:09:52,880 --> 01:09:55,519
Speaker 1: this soul that way. If you see them down that

1041
01:09:55,680 --> 01:09:57,760
Speaker 1: look them down there on the beach, go to other

1042
01:09:57,840 --> 01:10:00,680
Speaker 1: way on the cruise ship. You gotta walk that way,

1043
01:10:01,479 --> 01:10:05,040
Speaker 1: because that's why the buffet on the problem. You can't

1044
01:10:06,080 --> 01:10:10,840
Speaker 1: You can't escape nobody on a cruise ship. So no,

1045
01:10:11,960 --> 01:10:13,960
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do a single with him. And then

1046
01:10:14,160 --> 01:10:18,280
Speaker 1: I'm Maddy, how much fun. That's gonna be y'all out

1047
01:10:18,320 --> 01:10:21,120
Speaker 1: there single in England. Me and Marge. You're sitting around

1048
01:10:21,240 --> 01:10:24,640
Speaker 1: taking pictures. Excuse me, Tommy, did you really want to

1049
01:10:24,680 --> 01:10:27,799
Speaker 1: say that I can't get away on a cruise sometimes

1050
01:10:27,800 --> 01:10:29,680
Speaker 1: you walk away from when your wife for a minute too.

1051
01:10:30,240 --> 01:10:34,640
Speaker 1: You know, we can't up in the cabra where everybody

1052
01:10:34,840 --> 01:10:37,840
Speaker 1: asking you at the time, it just didn't sound right

1053
01:10:37,880 --> 01:10:40,479
Speaker 1: because he talked about you can't get with me a wife,

1054
01:10:40,680 --> 01:10:43,840
Speaker 1: and we talked about to see. Yes, that's what I'm

1055
01:10:43,960 --> 01:10:46,320
Speaker 1: asking you. Do you really mean to say this stuff

1056
01:10:46,640 --> 01:10:51,439
Speaker 1: you and your wife allowed where people can hear you? Crazy?

1057
01:10:52,800 --> 01:10:58,559
Speaker 1: My wife don't work, he says. Stupid mans don't work.

1058
01:11:00,200 --> 01:11:04,479
Speaker 1: That yeah, y, that's that's what Junior is exactly right.

1059
01:11:04,680 --> 01:11:10,760
Speaker 1: Stupid minds don't work when they're supposed to. You keep

1060
01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:15,559
Speaker 1: after he mean and saying yeah. But he just doesn't

1061
01:11:15,640 --> 01:11:18,439
Speaker 1: think before he says things as a married man though.

1062
01:11:18,800 --> 01:11:27,479
Speaker 1: That's what I'm getting him does key words. He doesn't think, Yeah, yeah,

1063
01:11:28,120 --> 01:11:29,559
Speaker 1: you want me to think about what I'm gonna say

1064
01:11:29,600 --> 01:11:32,599
Speaker 1: before I say it right there? Well, I mean when

1065
01:11:32,680 --> 01:11:36,759
Speaker 1: it pertains to your marriage. Yes, no, no, no, Tommy,

1066
01:11:36,840 --> 01:11:40,759
Speaker 1: I think you should continue to just just a surprise

1067
01:11:40,840 --> 01:11:44,920
Speaker 1: as everybody else one. You go, that's it right there,

1068
01:11:45,880 --> 01:11:53,080
Speaker 1: you're encouraging Yes, yes, keep surprising us, including yourself. Yes. Yes,

1069
01:11:53,560 --> 01:11:59,200
Speaker 1: that logic right there is just what we need. So no,

1070
01:11:59,360 --> 01:12:01,519
Speaker 1: we won't be doing on a single proof for old people.

1071
01:12:01,520 --> 01:12:04,720
Speaker 1: You got any more courses of that's it? Okay? This one,

1072
01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:08,840
Speaker 1: this one is from June from Ohio. She didn't say where.

1073
01:12:09,320 --> 01:12:13,519
Speaker 1: She just wants to know how soon, Steve should I

1074
01:12:13,680 --> 01:12:18,400
Speaker 1: introduce my new man to my four kids? First of all,

1075
01:12:18,880 --> 01:12:22,920
Speaker 1: how old are they? Secondly, well, now I think they

1076
01:12:23,120 --> 01:12:28,479
Speaker 1: range in ages. I think she said from ten to seventeen. Well,

1077
01:12:28,920 --> 01:12:31,720
Speaker 1: if you're going to introduce your new man, it's who

1078
01:12:31,760 --> 01:12:34,320
Speaker 1: it is. It's a little bit late for this. I mean,

1079
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:38,240
Speaker 1: obviously you've claimed him as your man. You need to

1080
01:12:38,280 --> 01:12:40,800
Speaker 1: Harom introduce them to the kids so they can get

1081
01:12:40,840 --> 01:12:42,920
Speaker 1: a feel for each other. Because you are now what's

1082
01:12:42,960 --> 01:12:47,200
Speaker 1: called a package. You are a package deal. Now, after

1083
01:12:47,320 --> 01:12:50,519
Speaker 1: man really loves you, he comes, he knows that these

1084
01:12:50,600 --> 01:12:53,559
Speaker 1: children come with the package. There's nothing wrong with having

1085
01:12:53,640 --> 01:12:56,240
Speaker 1: kids and gating a man. It's just a man has

1086
01:12:56,280 --> 01:12:58,840
Speaker 1: to understand and most real men get it comes with

1087
01:12:58,960 --> 01:13:01,080
Speaker 1: a package. Ain't no hand he I don't want all

1088
01:13:01,120 --> 01:13:06,519
Speaker 1: them kids around up these how kids. So immediately, all right,

1089
01:13:06,800 --> 01:13:09,040
Speaker 1: you've done it. Now he's your man you once you

1090
01:13:09,160 --> 01:13:13,080
Speaker 1: make the claim, you've got an introduce you. Okay, all right,

1091
01:13:13,160 --> 01:13:19,479
Speaker 1: Chief Love Officer putting it down today today though, coming

1092
01:13:19,600 --> 01:13:23,719
Speaker 1: up on the Sea Morning Show, more music, more everything.

1093
01:13:27,360 --> 01:13:34,519
Speaker 1: Shall you're listening to morning show? There's another question for

1094
01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:37,200
Speaker 1: you guys, what foods Now? Think about this one? What

1095
01:13:37,560 --> 01:13:41,040
Speaker 1: foods did your mom make you when you were sick

1096
01:13:41,280 --> 01:13:44,320
Speaker 1: as a kid? All right, there's some foods that always

1097
01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:46,519
Speaker 1: remind us of being sick when we were a kid.

1098
01:13:46,640 --> 01:13:49,160
Speaker 1: And you know the standard of course is chicken soup.

1099
01:13:49,600 --> 01:13:52,200
Speaker 1: So is there one food or is there one soup

1100
01:13:52,360 --> 01:13:54,639
Speaker 1: that reminds you of being sick when you were a kid?

1101
01:13:55,280 --> 01:13:57,840
Speaker 1: Or which did your mom make for you? Um that

1102
01:13:58,040 --> 01:14:01,080
Speaker 1: you make for your kids? Now about that one, Oh,

1103
01:14:01,160 --> 01:14:04,639
Speaker 1: I can't do that after my kids. What I can't

1104
01:14:04,640 --> 01:14:06,880
Speaker 1: do that? My mom My mama made me a hot

1105
01:14:06,960 --> 01:14:10,400
Speaker 1: tiddy would have shot at Jack, dangers in it. I

1106
01:14:10,479 --> 01:14:12,320
Speaker 1: can't do that to my kids. I can't put that

1107
01:14:12,439 --> 01:14:15,720
Speaker 1: in there. I'm with Jim. I couldn't do that. My

1108
01:14:15,840 --> 01:14:18,439
Speaker 1: mama would take that Dick's vapor up and put it

1109
01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:21,080
Speaker 1: in some tea and make you drink that, and it

1110
01:14:21,200 --> 01:14:24,600
Speaker 1: says on the bottom, don't not swallow. It said that

1111
01:14:24,760 --> 01:14:28,920
Speaker 1: right on the bottom. They didn't care you. Still you

1112
01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:32,200
Speaker 1: didn't have a called anymore, did you? You still hit

1113
01:14:32,280 --> 01:14:38,080
Speaker 1: it right up? We're living. Wow, we had um castro oil.

1114
01:14:38,120 --> 01:14:43,080
Speaker 1: I had to take castle oil orange. Yeah, but oranges?

1115
01:14:43,160 --> 01:14:51,840
Speaker 1: Know what's the oranges for castro? Nothing? We're about to

1116
01:14:51,880 --> 01:14:54,320
Speaker 1: cor mom. Put that that Dick's vapor up on your chest,

1117
01:14:54,479 --> 01:14:58,880
Speaker 1: all on your chest when you chest in my nose. Yeah,

1118
01:14:58,960 --> 01:15:02,160
Speaker 1: all of you, I'll say. You know what the standard

1119
01:15:02,320 --> 01:15:05,040
Speaker 1: was souping And it was always like apple juice. You

1120
01:15:05,120 --> 01:15:09,960
Speaker 1: had to drink like clear clear liquids and ginger. All right,

1121
01:15:10,040 --> 01:15:12,040
Speaker 1: Mara of the Steve Harvey Morning Show, and some trending

1122
01:15:12,080 --> 01:15:14,200
Speaker 1: news coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour.

1123
01:15:14,360 --> 01:15:19,200
Speaker 1: Right after this you're listening to show. All right, here

1124
01:15:19,240 --> 01:15:22,280
Speaker 1: we go with something funny. Come on, junior, Truth be told.

1125
01:15:22,720 --> 01:15:27,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this for some churches that's out here

1126
01:15:27,920 --> 01:15:34,519
Speaker 1: that need to have testimony, time really cut out. Truth

1127
01:15:34,600 --> 01:15:38,800
Speaker 1: be told. If your church don't have Internet, you don't

1128
01:15:38,840 --> 01:15:42,000
Speaker 1: need to be having testimony time because these testimonies are

1129
01:15:42,160 --> 01:15:45,880
Speaker 1: getting too long. They need a screener. Yeah, they need

1130
01:15:46,040 --> 01:15:51,160
Speaker 1: somebody to sit down. Let me hear your testimony and

1131
01:15:51,320 --> 01:15:53,519
Speaker 1: we will decide when you get to see it in

1132
01:15:53,640 --> 01:15:56,519
Speaker 1: front of everybody. Because you got people who go up there.

1133
01:15:56,520 --> 01:15:58,360
Speaker 1: I want to testipony. You can tell the ones who

1134
01:15:58,439 --> 01:16:00,840
Speaker 1: testimony not gonna be good because too anxious to get

1135
01:16:00,880 --> 01:16:05,639
Speaker 1: the money. Yea, they head shaking it lad told and jumping.

1136
01:16:05,800 --> 01:16:07,840
Speaker 1: They jumping up like they got a game or something

1137
01:16:07,960 --> 01:16:10,200
Speaker 1: like they got a warm up all and then they

1138
01:16:10,280 --> 01:16:14,680
Speaker 1: get up there and the test cemimony. I want to

1139
01:16:14,760 --> 01:16:19,320
Speaker 1: speak to the Lord about my tooth. This toe had

1140
01:16:19,400 --> 01:16:23,080
Speaker 1: been hurting me. We don't really need them no more.

1141
01:16:23,720 --> 01:16:27,080
Speaker 1: I'm just asking, can we get some screeners or we

1142
01:16:27,280 --> 01:16:30,080
Speaker 1: have to hear your testimony on Sunday. All of us

1143
01:16:30,160 --> 01:16:33,360
Speaker 1: got stuff to do. Now we're sitting up holding up

1144
01:16:33,400 --> 01:16:35,760
Speaker 1: in church because you're talking about your toe or how

1145
01:16:36,280 --> 01:16:38,960
Speaker 1: comebody got there one time? No last short and testified.

1146
01:16:39,920 --> 01:16:42,439
Speaker 1: I've been praying for Israel and I'm saying to myself,

1147
01:16:42,439 --> 01:16:45,519
Speaker 1: you ain't never been is why the hands you up

1148
01:16:45,560 --> 01:16:47,920
Speaker 1: there prayer? How you get how the Lord talk to

1149
01:16:48,040 --> 01:16:53,519
Speaker 1: you about Israel. Where you get that from? I just

1150
01:16:53,640 --> 01:16:58,040
Speaker 1: want to go to games On. I don't want to

1151
01:16:58,080 --> 01:17:01,000
Speaker 1: just send it him no more. And your testimonies that

1152
01:17:01,080 --> 01:17:04,920
Speaker 1: ain't by nothing. You ain't got an amen. You ain't

1153
01:17:04,960 --> 01:17:08,439
Speaker 1: gotta go ahead let him use You ain't nobody saying nothing.

1154
01:17:09,360 --> 01:17:12,879
Speaker 1: You shut down three hundred eighty five people by yourself,

1155
01:17:12,960 --> 01:17:16,280
Speaker 1: You shut down an entire church. Pastor ain't saying nothing.

1156
01:17:16,400 --> 01:17:19,080
Speaker 1: We need no we need pre the testimony. Mike Snatcher.

1157
01:17:20,360 --> 01:17:23,000
Speaker 1: I'm signing up because if I don't like it, I'm

1158
01:17:23,040 --> 01:17:27,200
Speaker 1: coming up there. You know Polo got the saying many

1159
01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:31,320
Speaker 1: church just need to help testimonial Mike Snatcher. That's all

1160
01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:38,519
Speaker 1: I'm saying. What's all I'm just saying, I just want

1161
01:17:38,560 --> 01:17:42,800
Speaker 1: to get to that out there. How long is this

1162
01:17:42,960 --> 01:17:46,840
Speaker 1: gonna go on? Huh? Well? The problem is we keep

1163
01:17:46,880 --> 01:17:50,639
Speaker 1: act like it ain't. We didn't took up this offer.

1164
01:17:50,720 --> 01:17:55,519
Speaker 1: We've been here since sixty I'm talking games on the games.

1165
01:17:56,280 --> 01:17:58,840
Speaker 1: You ain't getting nobody to say go ahead? Then you

1166
01:17:58,920 --> 01:18:02,920
Speaker 1: go amen. You can't anybody agree with you. Your testimony

1167
01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:06,920
Speaker 1: is not anything. I'm just saying, why you get to

1168
01:18:06,960 --> 01:18:10,080
Speaker 1: talk it that long? Man? We need a testimony of

1169
01:18:10,160 --> 01:18:20,280
Speaker 1: min I'm telling you, if they start they testimony off

1170
01:18:20,320 --> 01:18:32,200
Speaker 1: with you know, they testimony. You know, all right, Steve

1171
01:18:32,320 --> 01:18:39,479
Speaker 1: coming up closing remarks right after this. You're listening, all right, Steve.

1172
01:18:39,600 --> 01:18:42,960
Speaker 1: Here we are, last break of the day, time for

1173
01:18:43,040 --> 01:18:47,800
Speaker 1: your closing remarks. Surely sent me something, and it got

1174
01:18:47,880 --> 01:18:51,640
Speaker 1: me to thinking, I'm gonna share with you what she

1175
01:18:51,800 --> 01:18:55,360
Speaker 1: sent me, but I'm gonna paraphrase it. So it's more

1176
01:18:55,400 --> 01:18:58,920
Speaker 1: of how I talk, because sometimes I get a little

1177
01:18:58,960 --> 01:19:01,040
Speaker 1: stumbled up in until a sound like me if I

1178
01:19:01,160 --> 01:19:03,800
Speaker 1: try to share directly with somebody with somebody sent me.

1179
01:19:04,120 --> 01:19:05,400
Speaker 1: So I just want to talk to you about it.

1180
01:19:05,400 --> 01:19:08,040
Speaker 1: I want to just talk to you about this life

1181
01:19:08,120 --> 01:19:12,000
Speaker 1: of abundance that we are all qualified for. I want

1182
01:19:12,040 --> 01:19:14,160
Speaker 1: to talk to you about the life of abundance that

1183
01:19:14,320 --> 01:19:18,160
Speaker 1: God really wants all of us to enjoy. If you're

1184
01:19:18,160 --> 01:19:22,320
Speaker 1: a righteous person, God will give you a life of abundance.

1185
01:19:23,840 --> 01:19:27,200
Speaker 1: I didn't say if you were a saved person, if

1186
01:19:27,360 --> 01:19:32,200
Speaker 1: you are a member of this denomination, if you go

1187
01:19:32,400 --> 01:19:35,880
Speaker 1: to this church, if this is your pastor if this

1188
01:19:36,200 --> 01:19:43,240
Speaker 1: is your faith. I'm telling you that God has a

1189
01:19:43,439 --> 01:19:48,160
Speaker 1: life of abundance for you if you put your trust

1190
01:19:49,000 --> 01:19:53,519
Speaker 1: and your faith in him. I'm just telling you, and

1191
01:19:53,720 --> 01:19:59,080
Speaker 1: you have to understand that God has equipped you to

1192
01:19:59,320 --> 01:20:03,240
Speaker 1: have this life of abundance. All of you have a

1193
01:20:03,360 --> 01:20:06,599
Speaker 1: gift that was given to you by God at birth.

1194
01:20:07,400 --> 01:20:11,600
Speaker 1: Everyone has one. Now you may not know what it is,

1195
01:20:11,720 --> 01:20:16,200
Speaker 1: but you have it. But because you've been so bent,

1196
01:20:17,280 --> 01:20:21,880
Speaker 1: so determined to do something to please somebody else, your

1197
01:20:22,040 --> 01:20:23,760
Speaker 1: mother wants you to go to school and get a

1198
01:20:23,840 --> 01:20:26,679
Speaker 1: degree in this. Well, I told him I was gonna

1199
01:20:26,720 --> 01:20:28,360
Speaker 1: come down here and get a degree in that. So

1200
01:20:28,520 --> 01:20:31,000
Speaker 1: now I'm gonna get a degree in that. Where my

1201
01:20:31,160 --> 01:20:33,479
Speaker 1: father went to the army, so I'm going to the army.

1202
01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:35,920
Speaker 1: You there's nothing wrong with the army. It's nothing wrong

1203
01:20:35,960 --> 01:20:38,479
Speaker 1: with going to the army. But if that ain't really

1204
01:20:38,640 --> 01:20:42,640
Speaker 1: what you were created for, you've fend to waste a

1205
01:20:42,720 --> 01:20:46,679
Speaker 1: lot of time. Man, you really really are because God

1206
01:20:46,840 --> 01:20:50,559
Speaker 1: really did equipped you for a life of abundance. When

1207
01:20:50,640 --> 01:20:54,040
Speaker 1: he created you, He had a mission in mind for you,

1208
01:20:55,320 --> 01:20:58,280
Speaker 1: had a mission in mind for me. He gave you

1209
01:20:58,360 --> 01:21:01,360
Speaker 1: a gift, your gifts that you do the absolute best

1210
01:21:01,400 --> 01:21:05,200
Speaker 1: with the least amount of effort. If you identify that gift,

1211
01:21:05,840 --> 01:21:11,720
Speaker 1: that's your greatest chance. Now here's a deal when He

1212
01:21:11,880 --> 01:21:17,599
Speaker 1: prepared you for this life of abundance, and he gave

1213
01:21:17,640 --> 01:21:20,960
Speaker 1: you everything you needed to put on every day and

1214
01:21:21,080 --> 01:21:24,160
Speaker 1: go out and make your dreams and your life come true.

1215
01:21:24,600 --> 01:21:27,760
Speaker 1: If you put if you become passionate about your gift,

1216
01:21:28,320 --> 01:21:30,320
Speaker 1: you can be on your way to making your life

1217
01:21:30,600 --> 01:21:34,040
Speaker 1: happening and your dreams come true. He gives you everything

1218
01:21:34,160 --> 01:21:36,320
Speaker 1: you need to wear to go out and fight it.

1219
01:21:36,600 --> 01:21:40,320
Speaker 1: But what we do is we suit up, We suit up,

1220
01:21:41,800 --> 01:21:45,400
Speaker 1: and we suddenly in. Well I got this job now,

1221
01:21:46,240 --> 01:21:49,040
Speaker 1: well out of our four years away from getting this

1222
01:21:49,080 --> 01:21:51,600
Speaker 1: another degree, I might as well go here. Well I

1223
01:21:51,680 --> 01:21:54,040
Speaker 1: got a promotion, now I might as well stay on here,

1224
01:21:54,560 --> 01:21:57,120
Speaker 1: well out of starrey start invested in my four O

1225
01:21:57,280 --> 01:22:01,080
Speaker 1: one K. So you suit up, but you settling in,

1226
01:22:02,680 --> 01:22:05,519
Speaker 1: and then you know what you do? What we often

1227
01:22:05,640 --> 01:22:08,120
Speaker 1: do and I did it myself for a while, we

1228
01:22:08,320 --> 01:22:16,320
Speaker 1: resign ourselves to living a mediocre life because we won't

1229
01:22:16,920 --> 01:22:19,960
Speaker 1: suit up and go out here and do what God

1230
01:22:20,040 --> 01:22:23,360
Speaker 1: want us to do. So here's what I'm saying to you.

1231
01:22:24,439 --> 01:22:28,080
Speaker 1: If God then gave you all the scoopa get equipment

1232
01:22:28,240 --> 01:22:32,519
Speaker 1: you need, he then gave you the ad tanks, the mask,

1233
01:22:32,960 --> 01:22:39,639
Speaker 1: the flippers, the nozzles, the hoses or as supply, don't

1234
01:22:39,720 --> 01:22:42,400
Speaker 1: put all this stuff up on and then head to

1235
01:22:42,520 --> 01:22:49,240
Speaker 1: the bathtub. What you're doing, you're settling in. Head out

1236
01:22:49,320 --> 01:22:53,240
Speaker 1: to the ocean. Get out in that ocean of opportunity.

1237
01:22:54,479 --> 01:22:57,880
Speaker 1: Get out there in some of that deep water. Go

1238
01:22:58,080 --> 01:23:00,880
Speaker 1: out there where God has equipped you to go. He

1239
01:23:01,000 --> 01:23:04,280
Speaker 1: then suited you up. He gave you everything you need.

1240
01:23:04,600 --> 01:23:07,160
Speaker 1: But we want to go get in the bathtub where

1241
01:23:07,200 --> 01:23:11,840
Speaker 1: it's safe. Look, man, all of you have the gear

1242
01:23:12,160 --> 01:23:15,720
Speaker 1: to win, the gear to have an abundant life, the

1243
01:23:15,960 --> 01:23:20,360
Speaker 1: gear to be prosperous, the gear to be happy. You

1244
01:23:20,840 --> 01:23:24,800
Speaker 1: have the gear. You goot to get out. You got

1245
01:23:24,880 --> 01:23:27,479
Speaker 1: to get out that bathtub and go out there in

1246
01:23:27,560 --> 01:23:30,439
Speaker 1: that ocean, out in that deep water, because out in

1247
01:23:30,520 --> 01:23:34,840
Speaker 1: the ocean, it's the opportunity. Ain't no opportunities in the bathtub.

1248
01:23:36,439 --> 01:23:38,240
Speaker 1: You got to go out there in that ocean of

1249
01:23:38,320 --> 01:23:42,720
Speaker 1: opportunity and experience all the God got for you. Some

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Speaker 1: of it. You gonna get tested. You're gonna feel like

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Speaker 1: you're going down. You're gonna get a sinking feeling. But

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Speaker 1: you're gonna be fine. You know why, because you got

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Speaker 1: to give you have what it takes you got the gear.

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Speaker 1: It's up to you to jumping. If you don't ever

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Speaker 1: jump in the ocean, you ain't gonna really know if

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Speaker 1: you can handle deep water or not. I got you

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Speaker 1: scared of the deep water. I got some time. That

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Speaker 1: deep water look rough out there. I know you've seen

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Speaker 1: some purpose people try to acquire fame and prosperity and

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Speaker 1: happiness and go out on their own. And I know

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Speaker 1: you've seen them out that sinking in the water look rough.

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Speaker 1: So now you want to stay over here in the bathtub.

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Speaker 1: Ain't no opportunities in the bathtub. All your opportunities out

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Speaker 1: there in the ocean. There's just some sharks out there. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: some bard coot out there, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, some

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Speaker 1: whales out there. Yeah yeah. All that's out there. But

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Speaker 1: what's to say? You wanna be one? Get out the

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Speaker 1: bathtub with all these killed God and gave you, and

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Speaker 1: jump in that ocean out there and swim like you're

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Speaker 1: supposed to swim around. You're gonna get the life of

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Speaker 1: your dreams, the life of abundance. That's all I got

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Speaker 1: to say. Thank you very much. Hope you got it.

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Speaker 1: Try the dog robin, Yeah where you still got it?

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Speaker 1: Thank you? Sir, thank you. Yeah great, and say you

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Speaker 1: ain't gonna be wanted in no man. Hey y'all have

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Speaker 1: a great weekend. Yeah. For all Steve Harvey contests, no

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Speaker 1: residents at least eighteen years old, unless otherwise stated. For

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