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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's starting an exclusive dating app

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Speaker 1: just for royalty. Really, it's called Plenty of Crowns.

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Speaker 2: Oh do they only date each other?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's like the Grand Duke Henry of Luxembourg just

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Speaker 1: matched with Princess Sophia of Wangstown.

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Speaker 4: Did you hear that?

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Speaker 1: Mother? I'm dating a real life wang Now. It's Laser Stories,

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Speaker 1: the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,

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Speaker 1: just like everyone else does, except we have a laser

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Speaker 1: and those other palace poppers just don't.

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Speaker 4: This first Laser story is out of Georgia.

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Speaker 1: The Rockdale County Sheriff's Office posted a list of their

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Speaker 1: ten most wanted violent offenders on social media, and that

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Speaker 1: made one man very upset. The reason his face didn't

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Speaker 1: make the cut.

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Speaker 2: Wait, you should be good with that man?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 1: Just a few hours after making the post, Christopher Spalding

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Speaker 1: entered the comments section and asked, how about me?

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Speaker 2: He didn't even have like a fake name.

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Speaker 1: To that, the Sheriff's office wrote back, you are correct,

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Speaker 1: you have two warrants were on the way, and the

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Speaker 1: very next day the office made another post showing Christopher

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Speaker 1: dressed in the same outfit as his Facebook profile being arrested.

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Speaker 3: I hate being photographed in the same outfit as my profile.

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Speaker 5: Kid, he's telling the cops, He's like, go live right now, yeah,

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Speaker 5: show everyone, arresting so many likes.

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Speaker 1: He's being held on two charges of felony probation violation.

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Speaker 1: Oh boy. The Sheriff's office did clear up the reason

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Speaker 1: he wasn't on their initial list, and they said the

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Speaker 1: top ten is based on the severity of charges, meaning

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Speaker 1: it typically includes those with violent crimes like murder, aggravated assault,

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Speaker 1: and more, and Christopher's charges were far too tame to

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Speaker 1: even be in the top twenty.

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Speaker 4: Wow a challenge.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you watch next year this next laser stories out

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Speaker 1: of German. If you're ever in a hospital, it might

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Speaker 1: be worth springing for that private room. And I say

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Speaker 1: that because a seventy two year old hospital patient just

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Speaker 1: got arrested for unplugging her roommate's ventilator because the sound

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Speaker 1: of it was annoying her.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh.

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Speaker 5: My god, are you serious.

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Speaker 1: The other patient was a seventy nine year old lady

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Speaker 1: who needed the ventilator to breathe.

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Speaker 3: You know, stay alive is a flat lion is going

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Speaker 3: to be a lot more annoying than that ventilator.

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Speaker 5: Shout, God, everything's going on.

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Speaker 1: She did it once and hospital staff told her to

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Speaker 1: not do that again.

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Speaker 3: That's all. They didn't move her to a different room.

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Speaker 1: They made sure she understood the ventilator is a critical

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Speaker 1: life or death thing for this woman. But then she

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Speaker 1: did it one more time later that night because she

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Speaker 1: couldn't sleep. God, and it almost killed the other woman.

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Speaker 3: I was funny until you hear that, you will say

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Speaker 3: hospital's worst place to see.

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Speaker 2: You don't get any rest in those places.

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Speaker 5: It should make it like a spa where they play.

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Speaker 2: That relaxing if you want people to heal.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, doctors had to revive the woman, and luckily she

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Speaker 1: made it.

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Speaker 5: She's okay, thank goodness.

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Speaker 1: The lady who did it, though, was in court on Wednesday.

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Speaker 1: She's facing charges for attempted manslaughter. She should she asked

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Speaker 1: the judge to stop banging the gavel so loud or else.

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Speaker 3: She's you know, she's one woman who her hearing should go.

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Speaker 1: This next lags the stories out of food News. Most

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Speaker 1: hot pockets are consumed within walking distance of the microwave.

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Speaker 5: I love what they tell you to wait two minutes

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Speaker 5: and you never do.

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Speaker 4: You just do.

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Speaker 3: Hot pocket makes the top of my mouth.

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Speaker 1: But now you could see someone walking down the street

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Speaker 1: eating one because Hot Pockets and an apparel company have

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Speaker 1: created a pair of cargo shorts with insulated pockets. Cargo

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Speaker 1: a literal hot pocket, and it's specifically for transported heated

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Speaker 1: hot pockets thigh. At first glance, they're normal beige looking

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Speaker 1: cargo shorts, but they have a cargo pocket on one

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Speaker 1: thigh labeled hot with the message insert sandwich here. You

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Speaker 1: have one of those on your regular pair of pants. Right.

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Speaker 3: I'm not gonna lie, but one of the coworkers asked

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Speaker 3: me to lunch the other day. I'm like, nope, got

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Speaker 3: it right here, yeah, pat thighs.

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Speaker 1: The pocket on the other side is labeled cold in

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Speaker 1: the just to be clear, which is which. The front

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Speaker 1: also has a graphic of the devil that says stay heated.

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Speaker 5: I just can't wait to use a pickup line. Is

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Speaker 5: that a hot pocket in your pocket? Or are you

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Speaker 5: just happy to see use? Is that a gold pocket?

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Speaker 5: I mean you're hot.

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 3: Do the cargo shorts coming women's or is it just

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Speaker 3: a men's.

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Speaker 5: Wants to know?

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Speaker 1: Well, if you're wondering. They're gonna go on sale December twelfth.

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Speaker 1: The're gonna be available in size is small through extra large.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's a unisex situation.

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Speaker 5: I like it. Here's a hot pocket for.

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Speaker 2: You here, honestly, it'd be really good.

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Speaker 5: And here's a bagel bite.

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Speaker 1: They're gonna be up on the Hot Pockets online shop.

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Speaker 1: We'll put a link up for you on the Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey instance stories if you want to get yours.

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Speaker 3: All great until you throw them in the wash and forget.

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Speaker 2: There was a hot pocket and.

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Speaker 1: We don't know what the price is gonna be yet,

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Speaker 1: but the shorts will come with one cubon in the

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Speaker 1: cold pocket redeemable for a hot pocket.

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Speaker 5: No, they should make the cold pocket super cold. You

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Speaker 5: can put ice cream it.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I was taking a beer, but okay, there you go.

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Speaker 1: There's also a matching hoodie, but surprisingly it doesn't include

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Speaker 1: any pockets.

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Speaker 4: They run out.

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Speaker 1: Of money to build pockets on these things.

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Speaker 4: What are they doing this? Next?

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Speaker 1: Laser stories out of holiday headquarters say it's holiday shopping season,

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Speaker 1: so what do you buy for someone who has everything? Well,

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Speaker 1: people online are talking about the most underrated gifts that

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Speaker 1: they've received, and there's a lot of practical stuff on there.

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Speaker 1: Here's the top ones. Number seven is some nice comfortable pajamas.

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Speaker 2: Yeah notes like.

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Speaker 5: When you're oh, it's actually really nice.

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Speaker 3: She had a matching set.

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Speaker 1: Number six grocery or gas gift cards.

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Speaker 5: Cards are awesome.

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Speaker 3: I mean someone brought up online the other day why

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Speaker 3: they don't do Black Friday at grocery stores, and.

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh, yeah, those things might have seemed

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Speaker 1: like something you'd give someone in the past and make

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Speaker 1: them feel poor, but now, like who would want them

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Speaker 1: for money for gas and groceries?

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Speaker 5: That awesome?

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Speaker 1: Number five is nice sheets or towels.

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Speaker 5: Nice sheets and towels are expensive and it's.

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Speaker 3: Something you won't buy for yourself.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Wow, So that someone else bought your bed sheets for you?

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Speaker 2: No towels, That seems like.

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Speaker 4: A little weird.

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Speaker 1: Every time you got into bed, you'd be thinking about

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Speaker 1: that other person thinks you buy it once?

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Speaker 3: Wait them again, my mom, but my bed sheets you?

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Speaker 4: Isn't that sweet?

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Speaker 1: The number four most underrated gift is a premium subscription

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Speaker 1: to something like Spotify or Hbo Max.

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Speaker 5: Whole year.

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Speaker 3: Is that just so that you can liked it over them?

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Speaker 3: And take their password away if they do something you

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Speaker 3: don't like.

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Speaker 1: Probably Number three a nice tote filled with non perishables

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Speaker 1: like soup, crackers and cookies you.

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Speaker 2: Can move, okay.

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Speaker 1: Number two one person said their grandparents paid their gas

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Speaker 1: bill for Christmas and they thought that was cool.

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Speaker 5: Oh okay, And.

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Speaker 1: The number one most underrated gift you can give this

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Speaker 1: holiday season is an extra phone charger or wire organizers. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: people are always losing those things and need new ones.

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Speaker 5: Or the Wi Fi pads, those are good. I liked those.

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Speaker 5: Not Wi Fi sorry, wireless pats.

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Speaker 3: They're pretty boring though.

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Speaker 2: Are they boring?

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Speaker 1: Practical and you'll use it all the time.

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Speaker 5: Speaking of people who.

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Speaker 4: Appreciate a free plug in, this guy is all charged.

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Speaker 3: That is not the plugin.

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Speaker 2: I thought, okay.

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Speaker 1: That makes him happy though, And that's now means today

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Speaker 1: their stories has come to an end of the day.

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Speaker 4: We'll do it again, same time Monday,