WEBVTT - You Gotta Score a Goal!

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<v Speaker 1>I've been watching for two hours. You gotta score a goal.

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<v Speaker 1>It's one more thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm strong andy, one more thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Oddly enough, I didn't feel that way. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I guess i'd learned enough about soccer.

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<v Speaker 1>I got caught up in World Cup fever something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>After a lifetime of mocking soccer and people who watch it,

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<v Speaker 1>I got into the World Cup this year and like

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<v Speaker 1>I was, I wasn't sitting there watching it, but I

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<v Speaker 1>had it on in the background the entire time the

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<v Speaker 1>World Cup final and thought it was very exciting. I

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<v Speaker 1>thought the fact that it was zero zero going into

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<v Speaker 1>extra time was exciting. I wasn't thinking it was dull.

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<v Speaker 2>It's funny how we've crossed paths, or you know, taken

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<v Speaker 2>the opposite sides on this because I've watched soccer for

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<v Speaker 2>years and years and years, and World Cup finals make

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<v Speaker 2>me insane because they're so conservative. I find them boring.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like watching you know, basketball in the four cores

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<v Speaker 2>what do they call it the four corners era? Or

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<v Speaker 2>they would just you know, get the ball and play

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<v Speaker 2>keep away to run out the clock. And that's why

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<v Speaker 2>they instituted the shot clock. And stuff like that. But

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<v Speaker 2>you know, obviously the world that disagrees with me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we don't need to get into the hex's and

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<v Speaker 1>o's of soccer. I suppose either like it or you don't.

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<v Speaker 1>But the World Cup Final in the United States was

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<v Speaker 1>a really, really big deal. And when they were talking about,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, a billion people around the world watching, I

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<v Speaker 1>think that's actually true, as opposed to when they say

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<v Speaker 1>that for the Super Bowl. I've always wondered, is anybody

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<v Speaker 1>anywhere else in the world give a crap about this?

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<v Speaker 3>Like?

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<v Speaker 1>How many places in the world. I was thinking about

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<v Speaker 1>this we're about to hear from to Tom Cruise. After

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<v Speaker 1>I heard Tom Cruise talk about a billion people around

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<v Speaker 1>the world, I thought, yeah, I mean, practically every high

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<v Speaker 1>school in the world probably has a soccer team. How

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<v Speaker 1>many high schools are there any high schools in Spain

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<v Speaker 1>where anybody plays our version of football with pads and

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<v Speaker 1>helmets and kick the oblong balls up? Is there one

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<v Speaker 1>in the but there's not? How about there's not one

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<v Speaker 1>high school football team? Is there one in Europe? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even know how.

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<v Speaker 2>There are, but they are very very few, and they're

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<v Speaker 2>a novelty. It's generally an American expat organizes it and

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<v Speaker 2>the kids like playing and it gets written up in

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<v Speaker 2>the New York Times as Scandinavians playing American football. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a novelty.

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<v Speaker 1>Basketball's definitely grown as a sport, which can be proven

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<v Speaker 1>by the fact that we lost the gold medal a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of times in a row in the Olympics. So

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<v Speaker 1>basketball is caught around the world, but soccer's everywhere for

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<v Speaker 1>whatever reason. And it was in the United States yesterday

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<v Speaker 1>and they made it. They it was like the Super

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<v Speaker 1>Bowl and the way they the way they handled it

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<v Speaker 1>on the television. I always feel guilty playing part of

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<v Speaker 1>a national anthem, like I've done something sacrilegious. But let's

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<v Speaker 1>hear a little of Jennifer Hudson singing the national anthem yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>See what supply.

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<v Speaker 4>So?

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<v Speaker 1>I heard the reviews of her version of the national anthem.

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<v Speaker 1>She's no lubin Studdard. Who is who beat her? I

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<v Speaker 1>think on American Idol.

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<v Speaker 2>That year fifty years ago and nobody's ever heard it

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<v Speaker 2>goes on for a minute in fifty six seconds.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very good, though she did the two minute version. Yeah, man,

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<v Speaker 1>for some reason, why was I doing this?

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<v Speaker 2>The other day.

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<v Speaker 1>I have no idea why. Uh, I think I played

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<v Speaker 1>it for one of my kids. The Whitney Houston national anthem,

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<v Speaker 1>after the first national anthem, after nine to eleven. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, that was something else.

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<v Speaker 2>Jenniferson is an amazing vocalist. She is just you know,

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<v Speaker 2>some people's sinuses and throats are shaped in such a

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<v Speaker 2>way that it makes a pleasing noise when they sing.

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<v Speaker 2>The rest of us not so much. But what are

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<v Speaker 2>you gonna do?

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<v Speaker 1>Here's a little Tom Cruise, who did the voice over

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<v Speaker 1>for the pregame.

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<v Speaker 4>More then thirty days ago, forty eight nations began a journey.

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<v Speaker 4>They crossed oceans, they crossed borders, they crossed cultures.

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<v Speaker 1>And together they showed.

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<v Speaker 5>Us why this game belongs to the world.

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<v Speaker 2>We came, alright, it's a soccer tournament, take it easy.

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<v Speaker 1>The game on planes probably flew first class. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>like they were in boats, rowing or something. Anyway, This

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<v Speaker 1>is the.

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<v Speaker 2>Part of the strings to many strings.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the part I wanted to hear from Tom Cruise.

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<v Speaker 4>But these stories, now, these stories belonged to each and.

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<v Speaker 1>Every one of us, do they to every nation, to.

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<v Speaker 4>Every player, to every supporter, to every volunteer.

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<v Speaker 2>What does that even mean to every dream carried on

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<v Speaker 2>the pitch?

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<v Speaker 5>So as we gather for one final chapter, let us

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<v Speaker 5>celebrate a tournament that brought the world together, celebrate each other.

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<v Speaker 2>This football.

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<v Speaker 1>So I thought this this greatness. Stop dyeing your hair.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought that was interesting him calling it football because

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<v Speaker 1>the most popular sport, the most popular TV show, the

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<v Speaker 1>most popular really anything in the United States is football.

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<v Speaker 1>But we don't mean that sport, so calling it calling

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<v Speaker 1>something else football seems pretty crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>I wish we had that chunk of Nate Bargatzi's great

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<v Speaker 2>bit right ready to go, and we will play a

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<v Speaker 2>game called football. This game will be played with the

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<v Speaker 2>feet a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a little kicking. How much is it worth? Sometimes three?

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes one? Uh, but I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>If we're gonna we probably ought to What aughta happens?

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<v Speaker 1>We got to rename our sport because calling it football

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<v Speaker 1>is kind of dumb since it's almost entirely, especially now,

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<v Speaker 1>a passing game.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and there is a.

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<v Speaker 1>Sport called football, it's most popular sport on the planet.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but do we want to call it? Everybody else

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<v Speaker 2>calls it American? Football. But we know that because we're here.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, what do we call?

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, how about you change the name of your sport?

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<v Speaker 1>Or will bomb you back to the stone?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, for God's sake, that is, I do not appear.

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<v Speaker 2>I disassociate myself.

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<v Speaker 6>Tariff anybody who calls it football my god until the

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<v Speaker 6>courts overturned it. Yeah, soccer is a per perfectly good name.

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<v Speaker 6>Passing running black ethon, where did soccer come from? Did

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<v Speaker 6>we make up the term soccer because they all call

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<v Speaker 6>it football?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. So that's a good question. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>the Brits invented soccer and they called it football, right. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that is some seriously bad thumb. I'll get you

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<v Speaker 2>an answer, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh so, uh give me this ABC report on the

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<v Speaker 1>halftime from Sophie Flay.

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<v Speaker 3>Many online criticized to the game as boring, and some

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<v Speaker 3>reviews that the halftime show weren't much kinder. The show

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<v Speaker 3>star studded with Madonna, Shakira, Chris Martin, and even the Muppets.

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<v Speaker 2>Performing all right, young man, let's go.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a big shot.

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<v Speaker 3>Jason Sedaikas appeared in character as Ted Lasso, introducing Justin Bieber.

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<v Speaker 3>Some calling the mix of performances and appearances bizarre and disjointed.

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, it's the worst kind of journalism that

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<v Speaker 1>exists on earth. We've been complaining about a long time,

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<v Speaker 1>grabbing a couple of social media posts and building a

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<v Speaker 1>story around it. Some people said this, but.

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<v Speaker 2>You should have our freedom of speech taken away.

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<v Speaker 1>Congratulations to the World Cup Final. You have risen to

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<v Speaker 1>the level of the Super Bowl where everybody complains about

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<v Speaker 1>your halftime show. That's a sign of success. It would

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<v Speaker 1>seem right, since that's what we do in America with

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<v Speaker 1>our version of football. Every single year, no matter what

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<v Speaker 1>you put out, everybody complains about it.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, my question would be, can we all take

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<v Speaker 2>a step back and think about this? Number One, nobody's

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<v Speaker 2>ever happy with it, So number one, why do you

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<v Speaker 2>act surprise that you're not happy with it? Number two?

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<v Speaker 2>What are we doing here? What is this exercise? I've again,

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<v Speaker 2>I've called for this for ages a marching band, or

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<v Speaker 2>a boxing match, or a hockey game or something just anything.

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<v Speaker 1>But pop stars at the moment. Who wants the feats

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<v Speaker 1>of strength? Well, this is not a pop star of

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<v Speaker 1>the moment. This is a pop star of the moments.

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<v Speaker 1>Forty years ago. Let's hear a little of Madonna.

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<v Speaker 2>There's not a one percent chance she is singing that.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's dressed like a whore. She look at the

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<v Speaker 1>elderly lips sinking horror. Kids, Why is that elderly horror's

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<v Speaker 1>lips not matching up at the mid worry about it, son,

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<v Speaker 1>just In John, she was dressed like a whror. Madonna

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<v Speaker 1>is not a horror in case that matters to anyone.

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<v Speaker 2>She's a brilliant business woman, she is.

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<v Speaker 1>But when you're getting free medical care from the government

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<v Speaker 1>because you qualify it by age, you should no longer

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<v Speaker 1>wear thigh highs in public. In the bedroom with your husband, fine,

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<v Speaker 1>but in public trying to be sexy. You have been

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<v Speaker 1>eclipsed by people a long time ago. It's just it's

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<v Speaker 1>just weird. It's weird. Yes, give up the sex symbol thing.

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<v Speaker 1>You can still go out and sing and everything, but

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<v Speaker 1>don't don't. Don't be a sex symbol.

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<v Speaker 2>It's weird.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't actually see the ted Lasso thing with Justin Bieber.

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<v Speaker 1>Will will give you a little of that.

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<v Speaker 5>Wait, coach, I gotta say the first half a halftime

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<v Speaker 5>knocked my darn socks off.

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<v Speaker 1>Spectacular bit ofhead.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, how the heck is anyone gonna be a

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<v Speaker 2>fall that gonna be tough? Yeah? Yeah, you know what

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<v Speaker 2>I think we need. We need some heart, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>someone that has some soul, someone who can bring the love.

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<v Speaker 3>Woo.

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<v Speaker 2>You think of what I'm thinking.

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<v Speaker 1>One step ahead of your coach.

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<v Speaker 2>You always are. All right, young man, let's go.

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<v Speaker 1>It's your big shot.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I listen to me. Go out there.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't be nervous.

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<v Speaker 2>Nope, he's watching, all right, make us proud.

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<v Speaker 1>And then he starts singing. So that's justin Bieber. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't realize that was justin Bieber. I caught part of that,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was just saying to my son, because he

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<v Speaker 1>plays guitar in front of crowds and stuff like that

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<v Speaker 1>he has and I said, man, that'd be something standing

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<v Speaker 1>in the middle, because did.

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<v Speaker 2>You see any of it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a Bieber and an acoustic guitar period in the

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<v Speaker 1>middle of the field, surrounded just by himself. And that's

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<v Speaker 1>a heck of a thing because that place was one

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and eighty thousand people. Are hover many people in

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<v Speaker 1>there in the middle of the field by yourself with

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<v Speaker 1>acoustic guitar. I would not be able to get my

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<v Speaker 1>hands to work. You know, I'm sure I shouldn't get

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<v Speaker 1>my fingers to function.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm finding myself wondering would I be more nervous. That's

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<v Speaker 2>the interesting thing I said to my kids about are

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<v Speaker 2>less than if I'm in in a little place and

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<v Speaker 2>there are four people staring at me.

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<v Speaker 1>That I told my kids that are very same thing

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<v Speaker 1>I said. You know, my experience though, actually is playing

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<v Speaker 1>music or speaking. The giant crowds are way easier because

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<v Speaker 1>you can't focus on the individual bored or angry person.

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<v Speaker 3>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>But I've played like in bars where there's twenty people

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<v Speaker 1>and you can like hear their individual song. Yeah. Famously,

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<v Speaker 1>when a band I was in Gladys this would have been.

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<v Speaker 2>Nineteen eighty eight anyway, heavy rock band. We played a

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<v Speaker 2>bunch of covers and a few originals, and we played

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<v Speaker 2>our first tune at this bar. It was like early

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<v Speaker 2>early in the evening, first set, play our first tune

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<v Speaker 2>and hear this gal's voice rang out. Well, they got nerve.

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<v Speaker 6>Anyway, I'll never forget that chick and her tone of voice.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh boy, But the great Joni Mitchell once said, these

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<v Speaker 6>are easiest relationship in the world is ten thousand people.

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<v Speaker 2>One is the hardest.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you ever done in public speaking, it's it's similar.

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<v Speaker 1>You're staying up in front of a seven thousand people

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever is way easier than like a dozen people.

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<v Speaker 1>Worst at playing music was I think it was an

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<v Speaker 1>open n night Mike Open. No, it was not open Mike.

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<v Speaker 2>He really left a lasting impression on you. It was

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<v Speaker 2>brief and torrid.

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<v Speaker 1>I was so drunk. It was not it was with

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<v Speaker 1>a now I'm picturing it. But anyway, we're playing a

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<v Speaker 1>set and like three or four songs in and I

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<v Speaker 1>had written all these songs, So it particularly made me

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<v Speaker 1>angry that somebody said, is every song you do in

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<v Speaker 1>g and I thought and and I just thought it

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<v Speaker 1>was hard to ignore because like, what kind of a

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<v Speaker 1>criticism is that.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a key I'm comfortable singing it or it.

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<v Speaker 1>Just happened right now we've done four in a row

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<v Speaker 1>that they aren't all and what why does it matter?

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<v Speaker 2>What are you some sort of key of d flat activists.

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<v Speaker 2>That's funny.

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<v Speaker 1>I could hardly concentrate to do the next time because

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<v Speaker 1>it's like what if it had been I hate your songs.

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<v Speaker 1>It's think, well, some love them, some ahead of them. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but that that's a wait, wait a minute, wait a minute,

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<v Speaker 1>The hell do you care? Exactly? Made me want to

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<v Speaker 1>stop the song and move the cable up a fret.

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<v Speaker 2>There you happy? Uh, that's such a funny criticism, I know.

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<v Speaker 2>So look that I see the next clip in the line.

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<v Speaker 1>I was actually going to skip that, you want.

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<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say, it's Shakira performing. You could play

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<v Speaker 2>Shakira or half a dozen other rhythmic pop princesses through

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<v Speaker 2>the years, and I would never have any idea, and

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<v Speaker 2>I would have no opinion having played it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I was gonna skip that. I think we've probably

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<v Speaker 1>had done enough for the halftime show, and let's just

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<v Speaker 1>get to the how the whole thing ended. After one

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and twenty five minutes, it's a long time no

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<v Speaker 1>scoring for most of that oax it in Williams that

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<v Speaker 1>way to Spain their second World Cup title.

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<v Speaker 5>Spain, for the second time in their history, have won

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<v Speaker 5>the World Cup.

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<v Speaker 1>It was zero zero, but that was not an indication

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<v Speaker 1>of how the game was going. There were sixteen shots

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<v Speaker 1>on goal by Spain and that number was Let me

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<v Speaker 1>look at this zero by Argentina zero. They didn't get

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<v Speaker 1>one kick at the goalie and all that time amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>It was ridiculous. I was so discouraged. I was rooting

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<v Speaker 2>for Argentina too, and I was just so just discouraged

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<v Speaker 2>watching it. Oh, for God's sake, would you guys do something.

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<v Speaker 1>I almost bought an Argentina jersey to wear around for

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of days before this match. That would have

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<v Speaker 1>been my dumbest jump on a bandwagon's sports purchase of

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<v Speaker 1>all time. And I've made some dumb ones.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, if you did bust it out of the closet,

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<v Speaker 2>people would speak Spanish to you because they could only

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<v Speaker 2>assume that you're in Argentine. Why else would you be

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<v Speaker 2>wearing it.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw lots of people over the weekend in Jerseys,

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<v Speaker 1>lots of people in either in various jerseys. I saw

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<v Speaker 1>a couple yesterday coming out of the target. They were

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<v Speaker 1>holding NaNs. I assume boyfriend and girlfriend. The dude was

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<v Speaker 1>in a Spain jersey and she was in an Argentina jersey.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought that was cool. Wow, And do you think

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<v Speaker 2>they are Americans?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, they're absolutely Americans.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, People just going to the sports bars and stuff

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<v Speaker 1>like that, wearing jerseys like you do when you got

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<v Speaker 1>to watch it a big sporting event with a whole

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of people.

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<v Speaker 2>They'd adopted a team. But see that's not cool anymore

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<v Speaker 2>because our team did pretty well.

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen lots of people wearing a variety of I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if they'd like developed teams that they liked

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<v Speaker 1>over the years of their life or just as Urnmotever,

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen lots of different jerseys from people in.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, fair enough. I just think you ought to

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<v Speaker 2>be jailed for it. I mean, free spe each and everything,

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<v Speaker 2>but you can speak in jail. So you've gone against

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<v Speaker 2>your country. You'd be traded. You are a foreign agent,

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<v Speaker 2>an unregistered foreign agent.

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<v Speaker 1>I enjoyed it. I've learned enough about Talker that I enjoyed.

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<v Speaker 1>But I got no comebacks for anybody who says I'm

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to watch for an hour and a half and

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<v Speaker 1>nobody scored a goal.

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<v Speaker 2>It's hard to argument one team is utterly dominant and

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<v Speaker 2>the scoes zero zero. This game is broken. You need

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<v Speaker 2>to fix the rules. You know. I actually missed the goal.

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<v Speaker 7>I had been watching the whole game, got up to

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<v Speaker 7>got some out of the fridge, come back and it

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<v Speaker 7>says one zero, and everybody's jump on up and down,

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<v Speaker 7>wah wah. Well, I guess that's it.