WEBVTT - “I WAS JUST BITTEN BY A SNAKE” 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:00.240 Hi. 0:00:00.320 --> 0:00:00.920 What is your name? 0:00:01.040 --> 0:00:01.720 My name's Jed. 0:00:02.920 --> 0:00:04.320 Jed. How can I get you today? 0:00:04.400 --> 0:00:04.560 Jed? 0:00:04.600 --> 0:00:05.160 What's going on? 0:00:06.640 --> 0:00:10.120 Well, it's been an interesting morning. But I had two 0:00:10.160 --> 0:00:13.400 new life experiences today and one of them is really 0:00:13.400 --> 0:00:15.000 cool and one of them not so much. 0:00:16.880 --> 0:00:17.800 Okay, what were they? 0:00:19.160 --> 0:00:22.040 Well? I got bit by a copperhead in the foot 0:00:22.480 --> 0:00:28.440 at work, which, as you'd imagine, was pretty intense. So 0:00:28.880 --> 0:00:32.360 you know, I cussed out the snake and cursed his name. 0:00:32.920 --> 0:00:37.640 My boss wrested me to the er, and they decided 0:00:37.680 --> 0:00:40.400 to put me on a helicopter all doped up, which 0:00:40.440 --> 0:00:42.520 is one of the coolest experiences ever, by the way, 0:00:42.960 --> 0:00:45.400 So it was almost worth it in a way getting bit, 0:00:45.680 --> 0:00:47.839 because when else when I was I ever going to 0:00:47.880 --> 0:00:49.680 be able to get on a helicopter you know. 0:00:50.600 --> 0:00:56.040 Brouh, You know you can just get high. 0:00:56.240 --> 0:00:59.200 I mean, yeah, I know I could, but that's not 0:00:59.240 --> 0:01:03.360 what I mean, that's not my aim. It was just 0:01:03.400 --> 0:01:08.360 a cool like cherry on top, like you know, like 0:01:08.400 --> 0:01:09.280 a little treat. 0:01:10.400 --> 0:01:13.120 A little treat, I guess. Yeah, you don't have to 0:01:13.160 --> 0:01:17.000 get bit by a snake to get high. I mean, 0:01:17.000 --> 0:01:21.360 the helicopter ride is probably uh you know, that's a 0:01:21.360 --> 0:01:22.520 whole that's an excursion. 0:01:22.640 --> 0:01:24.760 But yeah, well you see, the thing is kind of 0:01:24.800 --> 0:01:27.679 like a loophole. So I was just going to get high. 0:01:27.680 --> 0:01:30.160 People people would judge me. But like if you get 0:01:30.160 --> 0:01:32.400 bit by a snake and then say, you know, you 0:01:32.480 --> 0:01:34.920 got a bunch of shots and morphine, people are like, 0:01:34.959 --> 0:01:38.280 oh cool, that was awesome. You know, they can't judge. 0:01:38.000 --> 0:01:38.360 You for that. 0:01:39.440 --> 0:01:43.280 Interesting. Yeah, no, you're right. You're right. If you're if 0:01:43.280 --> 0:01:46.560 you're facing an injury or something like that and you 0:01:46.640 --> 0:01:48.440 just get really high, you're actually you're a hero. 0:01:49.120 --> 0:01:53.160 Actually yeah, And they're like, ooh, I bet you felt good. 0:01:53.200 --> 0:01:55.160 But if I just go get high and then you know, 0:01:55.200 --> 0:01:56.720 they're like you piece of ship. 0:01:57.480 --> 0:02:00.000 All right, Where do you work that you're hanging out 0:02:00.160 --> 0:02:01.440 with snakes? 0:02:01.800 --> 0:02:07.440 Well, so I live in the woods, like in the holler, uh, 0:02:08.040 --> 0:02:12.520 on my boss's property. I'm mostly a full time musician, 0:02:12.600 --> 0:02:15.680 but I do some like constructions and stuff on the side, 0:02:15.840 --> 0:02:20.440 and uh yeah, I'm usually I'm usually really vigilant. That's 0:02:20.440 --> 0:02:21.760 spend a lot of time in the woods grown up, 0:02:21.800 --> 0:02:24.919 and I know what you look for. And surprisingly enough, 0:02:24.960 --> 0:02:27.600 I haven't seen one on the property this year, So 0:02:27.639 --> 0:02:29.480 I guess I'll let my guard down. For one second, 0:02:30.200 --> 0:02:32.919 and uh yeah, I felt what felt like a really 0:02:33.320 --> 0:02:37.200 gnarly beasting and saw that little fucker slithering away, and 0:02:37.320 --> 0:02:39.880 uh yeah, it was game time after that. 0:02:41.160 --> 0:02:43.639 Where are you? Where's that beeping noise that I'm hearing? 0:02:44.400 --> 0:02:48.160 That is my either my heart monitor or boodpression monitor, 0:02:48.280 --> 0:02:54.560 one of the two. Sorry about that? Are you annoying 0:02:54.600 --> 0:02:57.360 me too? Yes, that's what I'm saying. I got wife 0:02:57.360 --> 0:02:58.840 flighting or whatever they call it. 0:02:59.440 --> 0:03:00.640 What so, how how did you? 0:03:00.720 --> 0:03:00.880 Oh? 0:03:00.960 --> 0:03:02.760 Yeah, okay, oh yeah, I guess no, yeah, you said 0:03:02.760 --> 0:03:05.080 the whole thing about the fucking helicopter. Sorry, I just 0:03:05.520 --> 0:03:10.840 my brain operates as if it's always coursing with snake venom. 0:03:10.960 --> 0:03:11.600 I like your brain. 0:03:12.600 --> 0:03:18.760 Oh thanks man, I'm gonna take that. Uh positively, definitely. 0:03:19.360 --> 0:03:21.440 So how long are you in the hospital for? How 0:03:21.440 --> 0:03:22.520 long do you have to sit there for? 0:03:24.320 --> 0:03:25.960 I don't know. They don't know yet. I could be 0:03:26.000 --> 0:03:30.960 released tonight, or they might keep me overnight to monitor me. 0:03:31.000 --> 0:03:32.480 I didn't even think I was gonna have to stay. 0:03:32.560 --> 0:03:34.519 I was actually like kind of annoyed when they're like, well, 0:03:34.880 --> 0:03:36.800 we're gonna, we're gonna keep you here a while. But 0:03:36.800 --> 0:03:39.680 then I heard, you know, heard about the helicopter, and 0:03:39.720 --> 0:03:41.680 I was like, oh yeah, bet let's go. 0:03:44.040 --> 0:03:46.880 Were you So when people get airlifted to a hospital 0:03:46.920 --> 0:03:50.880 and a helicopter, I've always noticed that, tell me if 0:03:50.880 --> 0:03:53.800 this is what happens. But like the people like typically 0:03:53.800 --> 0:03:57.920 you're being dangled from the helicopter. Is that how it worked? 0:03:58.320 --> 0:04:00.240 Oh? I wish man, that would have been fun. They 0:04:00.280 --> 0:04:01.840 didn't have to like pull me out of the woods 0:04:01.920 --> 0:04:04.920 or nothing. I was able to live. I live in 0:04:04.960 --> 0:04:09.520 the Ozarks, you know, very mountainous, beautiful region, and so 0:04:09.800 --> 0:04:11.920 the nearest town is probably like, I don't know, twenty 0:04:11.920 --> 0:04:14.760 minutes away, and it's a small, a small, little emergency room. 0:04:15.000 --> 0:04:18.000 That figure did have everything I needed, you know. So 0:04:18.040 --> 0:04:22.080 I went there and apparently it didn't feel comfortable to 0:04:22.320 --> 0:04:25.080 me there with the stuff they had, so they called 0:04:25.120 --> 0:04:27.040 helicolter and I just got put it on a stretcher. 0:04:27.720 --> 0:04:29.280 But it was really cool, man. They put like the 0:04:29.760 --> 0:04:32.520 headphones with the microphone on it, you know. So I'm 0:04:32.520 --> 0:04:35.280 sitting there all all buzzed like looking at myself and 0:04:35.480 --> 0:04:36.839 I just want to see what that look like. So 0:04:36.880 --> 0:04:40.040 I turned on my phone and it just looks really official, 0:04:40.240 --> 0:04:43.240 you know. I think, I think I looked good at 0:04:43.279 --> 0:04:43.760 a pilot. 0:04:43.839 --> 0:04:46.880 You know, that's cool. I used to back when I 0:04:46.920 --> 0:04:49.719 did stand up, I tried to make this bit work 0:04:50.040 --> 0:04:53.680 where it was like use because they okay, so they 0:04:53.720 --> 0:04:56.520 do that right where they dangle people from the helicopter, 0:04:57.640 --> 0:04:59.919 and uh, I was always like, why don't you just 0:05:01.000 --> 0:05:03.520 why do you just let him in? Why do they 0:05:03.560 --> 0:05:07.479 do that? Just put him in the fucking helicopter? You know. 0:05:07.800 --> 0:05:10.880 I feel like that's the that's the last place. That's 0:05:10.880 --> 0:05:12.440 the last place I would want to be if I 0:05:12.520 --> 0:05:17.120 was injured, is dangling from a helicopter, right, Like, sorry. 0:05:16.920 --> 0:05:19.120 About your broken back, but you're about to go in 0:05:19.120 --> 0:05:22.200 the ride of your fucking life. Man. Yeah, can they 0:05:22.200 --> 0:05:24.560 at least like winch them up? You know what I mean? 0:05:24.680 --> 0:05:29.839 There has to be a better system. Those are the 0:05:29.839 --> 0:05:32.560 clips of people of the helicopters doing that with like 0:05:32.640 --> 0:05:34.920 big animals like elephants and ship. 0:05:35.279 --> 0:05:37.320 Yeah, sure, yeah, I have to that. Yeah the elephant, 0:05:37.320 --> 0:05:39.080 I get the elephant. They can't get him in. 0:05:39.440 --> 0:05:40.880 But yeah, that's understanding. 0:05:40.920 --> 0:05:43.279 That must be bro, that must be crazy for the elephant. 0:05:43.360 --> 0:05:48.320 Yeah right, that's that's fucking I don't know the first 0:05:48.320 --> 0:05:50.080 time I ever saw that, I was just like, huh, 0:05:50.680 --> 0:05:53.280 Like this is like, what is the point of this? 0:05:53.400 --> 0:05:55.800 They didn't look injured, you know, It's just like it's 0:05:55.839 --> 0:05:57.359 like one of those things some dude woke up in 0:05:57.360 --> 0:05:59.880 the morning. He's like, I have an idea. Boys, let's go. 0:06:01.000 --> 0:06:02.320 We're gonna wrangle lesson elephant. 0:06:03.760 --> 0:06:09.120 So okay, I'm when when do you get discharged? Do 0:06:09.160 --> 0:06:09.440 you know? 0:06:10.040 --> 0:06:13.480 I don't know yet. Let's see, I started this adventure 0:06:13.520 --> 0:06:17.200 about one so and the swelling is still going up. 0:06:17.279 --> 0:06:18.799 So they're just kind of I'm just kind of chilling 0:06:19.320 --> 0:06:21.720 until they know more. But my friend just dropped me 0:06:21.760 --> 0:06:24.919 off like a shitload of fried rise, so I'm like 0:06:25.000 --> 0:06:27.080 sneakily eating it because I'm because I'm not supposed to 0:06:27.120 --> 0:06:27.440 be eating. 0:06:27.960 --> 0:06:30.200 Don't tell well, hold on, why are you not supposed 0:06:30.240 --> 0:06:30.679 to be eating? 0:06:31.640 --> 0:06:33.720 Talk about them? They don't tell me anything, just tell 0:06:33.760 --> 0:06:34.240 me what to do. 0:06:34.920 --> 0:06:36.800 I feel like, if the doctor tells you hold on, 0:06:36.839 --> 0:06:38.680 I feel like, pro if the doctor tells you you're not 0:06:38.680 --> 0:06:40.680 supposed to be eating, don't fucking eat? What are you doing? 0:06:40.800 --> 0:06:42.640 Well? They say they aren't, they aren't sure yet, and 0:06:42.680 --> 0:06:44.839 I haven't. I'm not taking the end of venom and 0:06:44.960 --> 0:06:48.080 I haven't, you know, there's like I only took freaking 0:06:48.560 --> 0:06:51.680 painkillers and commit a drill, Like, I'm pretty sure I 0:06:51.680 --> 0:06:52.720 can eat on painkillers. 0:06:53.000 --> 0:06:57.240 Drill the doctor said. If the doctor says you're not 0:06:57.240 --> 0:06:58.279 supposed to eat, don't eat. 0:07:01.600 --> 0:07:03.440 They said they weren't sure. They didn't do it, yes 0:07:03.560 --> 0:07:08.320 or no. Yeah, so they didn't definitely say it, don't. 0:07:08.839 --> 0:07:11.840 They said, well, we're still figuring stuff out. So I 0:07:11.880 --> 0:07:14.000 feel like if it was that pertinent, they would have 0:07:14.000 --> 0:07:16.800 been like, yeah, no, don't not like not make it 0:07:16.880 --> 0:07:18.960 kind of vague, because if you even vague, I'm gonna 0:07:19.040 --> 0:07:21.200 do what I want to do. You know what I mean. 0:07:22.240 --> 0:07:23.640 I mean, whatever do you do, I. 0:07:23.600 --> 0:07:27.840 Need to do it. Die copperheads, don't. 0:07:27.720 --> 0:07:29.440 Feel I see where you're I see what your I 0:07:29.440 --> 0:07:30.840 see what you're saying. I see what you're saying. 0:07:30.880 --> 0:07:32.800 If they don't put that on me, don't put that 0:07:32.840 --> 0:07:33.640 on me? 0:07:33.840 --> 0:07:34.440 What do you what do you? 0:07:34.560 --> 0:07:34.880 What do you mean? 0:07:34.920 --> 0:07:37.120 Don't put it on you? It's on you, Yes, it is, 0:07:37.200 --> 0:07:40.800 it is on you. It is propectively on you. No, 0:07:40.920 --> 0:07:43.040 if you die, here's I I will. I'll say this though. 0:07:43.080 --> 0:07:45.720 I get where you're coming from. That if it was 0:07:46.680 --> 0:07:50.040 hold on, hold on, if you yes, if it was 0:07:50.160 --> 0:07:54.600 dire enough that if you ate you were going to die. Yes, 0:07:54.760 --> 0:08:00.600 probably they would be like, don't do it until we 0:08:00.640 --> 0:08:03.480 find out. But that's what they fucking said. What I 0:08:03.480 --> 0:08:06.440 don't care? I mean, I care a little bit, but 0:08:06.880 --> 0:08:09.840 I I care well, actually no, I care as much 0:08:09.880 --> 0:08:11.760 as you do, which seems to. 0:08:11.720 --> 0:08:16.600 Be very very I just, uh, you know, I feel 0:08:16.600 --> 0:08:18.920 like it's gonna be okay. And if say, if I die, 0:08:19.040 --> 0:08:22.520 I'll die happy eating fried rice. I mean, I'm cool 0:08:22.520 --> 0:08:22.840 with it. 0:08:23.680 --> 0:08:26.120 What's what's your name, Jed? 0:08:26.560 --> 0:08:26.880 Jed? 0:08:27.920 --> 0:08:28.480 What? 0:08:28.520 --> 0:08:28.600 So? 0:08:28.760 --> 0:08:31.000 What do you see? Your musician? What do you what 0:08:31.120 --> 0:08:34.160 do you do? The little thing where you play a 0:08:34.200 --> 0:08:39.440 flute and the snakes, uh rise from a from a basket? 0:08:39.840 --> 0:08:41.240 Is that what the kind of music you make? Is 0:08:41.240 --> 0:08:43.240 that what we're hanging out with? Snakes? 0:08:43.880 --> 0:08:46.680 I'm actually concerned that like that will be like some 0:08:46.760 --> 0:08:49.400 weird superpower I gain after this, But I'll cross that 0:08:49.440 --> 0:08:50.559 bridge when it comes. 0:08:51.000 --> 0:08:53.720 Okay. Is that real? What is that? What is that called? 0:08:54.400 --> 0:08:58.480 That's a real art thing people do? Oh? Snake charming, 0:08:58.720 --> 0:09:01.319 snake charming in that wild that some. 0:09:01.360 --> 0:09:04.480 Dude along the line was like, hey, I got this flute. 0:09:04.480 --> 0:09:07.400 I wonder what the Snake's gonna think, like, who comes 0:09:07.440 --> 0:09:07.760 up with that? 0:09:09.200 --> 0:09:10.160 How old are you? Jed? 0:09:11.400 --> 0:09:14.240 I'm thirty four? Man, Holy shit, I thought. 0:09:14.080 --> 0:09:15.120 You were in nineteen bro. 0:09:16.640 --> 0:09:20.640 Yeah, I sound like a young man and got like 0:09:20.679 --> 0:09:23.079 I'm still kind of childish. I'm like, you know, I 0:09:23.280 --> 0:09:26.280 feel like I'm very uh, I've been through last shit, 0:09:26.360 --> 0:09:29.000 I'm very emotionally mature, but I still like to just like, 0:09:29.840 --> 0:09:32.120 you know, I do fun stuff steel like skip rocks, 0:09:32.120 --> 0:09:34.960 watch cartoons. You know. I'm trying to hold onto that 0:09:34.960 --> 0:09:37.800 that childlike wonder as long as possible, because you got to. 0:09:38.679 --> 0:09:42.040 You know, Yeah, thirty four years up? Thirty four is 0:09:42.920 --> 0:09:45.240 it's too old to be named Jed? I think. 0:09:48.480 --> 0:09:50.800 WHI should I change it to? It's I feel like 0:09:50.840 --> 0:09:53.440 thirty five is probably a good cutoff, but I yeah, 0:09:53.480 --> 0:09:54.480 thirty four is cutting close? 0:09:54.640 --> 0:09:57.360 Yeah, thirty Yeah, thirty four is is? No. I think 0:09:57.440 --> 0:10:00.480 the cutoff for Jed is like twenty seven. I think 0:10:00.600 --> 0:10:05.760 thirty Maybe you could change it to something adult like David, 0:10:06.280 --> 0:10:09.320 maybe Adam Timothy. That's good. 0:10:09.400 --> 0:10:12.520 Yeah, if I made though, Lyle is you know, you're 0:10:12.559 --> 0:10:15.240 kind of too young to be named Lyle too, you know, 0:10:17.679 --> 0:10:20.080 Le seems like an old man's name. I hate him, 0:10:21.080 --> 0:10:23.800 but if we're pointing out each other's names, you know, 0:10:24.320 --> 0:10:26.080 I just I just figured i'd throw that out there. 0:10:30.679 --> 0:10:33.520 What's the what's next for you in your life after 0:10:33.600 --> 0:10:34.319 the snake bite? 0:10:35.240 --> 0:10:38.960 Oh? Well, I have to miss. I had a really 0:10:38.960 --> 0:10:42.840 good paying gig tonight. I have to miss, which sucks. 0:10:43.440 --> 0:10:46.240 So I think I'm just gonna like chilling beds for 0:10:46.240 --> 0:10:49.360 a few days, play some guitar, eat ice cream and snacks, 0:10:49.360 --> 0:10:51.000 and it's kind of like cuddle over my dog and 0:10:51.000 --> 0:10:53.640 shit man, which is kind of cool because I mean, 0:10:53.679 --> 0:10:55.720 it sucks on one side, I can need money. On 0:10:55.840 --> 0:10:58.000 the other, like I never get like two days to 0:10:58.000 --> 0:11:02.360 do nothing, you know what I mean. Like, so in 0:11:02.360 --> 0:11:03.640 a way, I'm looking forward to it. 0:11:04.120 --> 0:11:06.640 What kind of what kind of music do you play? 0:11:07.160 --> 0:11:11.559 Uh? So I'm in one band. I'm a drummer, and 0:11:11.559 --> 0:11:13.840 and I'm not gonna plug it, just throwing it out 0:11:13.880 --> 0:11:17.920 there because I like to have my own little face 0:11:17.960 --> 0:11:19.960 and corner in privacy, you know what I'm saying. But 0:11:20.240 --> 0:11:24.400 so I'm a drummer for one band for a singer songwriter. 0:11:24.520 --> 0:11:27.160 But it's not like your typical singer songwriter stuff. It's 0:11:27.240 --> 0:11:32.640 very very funky and uh, these words are so good man. Like, Uh, 0:11:32.760 --> 0:11:34.600 I'm pretty picky when it comes to music. You know. 0:11:34.679 --> 0:11:37.599 I've been playing some sort of music and involved in 0:11:37.640 --> 0:11:40.240 a lot of music teams for a long time. And 0:11:40.440 --> 0:11:43.240 I really believe in the Stude's music. It's something special 0:11:43.480 --> 0:11:45.480 and I just so happen to be a part of it, 0:11:45.520 --> 0:11:50.120 which is really awesome. I'm also I'm also a guitar player, 0:11:50.320 --> 0:11:52.000 you know. Uh. I used to do a lot of 0:11:52.040 --> 0:11:54.320 traveling and it's like busting to get to the next 0:11:54.320 --> 0:11:58.000 town and stuff, just to adventure, you know, And it's 0:11:58.000 --> 0:12:00.840 always been a passionate mine. I love it. But I 0:12:00.920 --> 0:12:02.760 never you ever thought. I never thought I would, like, 0:12:03.280 --> 0:12:05.280 if you ask me five years ago, if I'd be 0:12:06.240 --> 0:12:08.760 pretty much making a living playing music, I would last 0:12:09.200 --> 0:12:11.760 like that don't doesn't happen, you know, like I might. 0:12:12.280 --> 0:12:14.800 You know, my assumption, I'd not be able to buy 0:12:14.880 --> 0:12:18.840 some beers it sometimes and whatever, get some snacks. But 0:12:19.400 --> 0:12:23.319 I'm actually paying bill saving money. I'm getting all these 0:12:23.360 --> 0:12:27.440 really really cool opportunities, and I don't know, it's crazy. 0:12:27.559 --> 0:12:29.520 I never I never thought I would get there. That 0:12:29.600 --> 0:12:30.640 was just this is. 0:12:30.600 --> 0:12:32.160 Your this is your full time, this is your full 0:12:32.200 --> 0:12:32.640 time gig. 0:12:33.640 --> 0:12:36.760 Yeah, more or less. Yeah, sometimes it's slower than others. 0:12:36.760 --> 0:12:38.440 But I mean there's some weeks I play four or 0:12:38.440 --> 0:12:40.240 five shows a week, you know. 0:12:40.320 --> 0:12:46.880 I mean cool, very cool, very cool, very cool, very cool, interesting, interesting, interesting, 0:12:47.520 --> 0:12:53.000 hmmm hm, oh what else do I want to know 0:12:53.040 --> 0:12:53.400 about you? 0:12:54.679 --> 0:12:56.480 It's really cool to be talking to you, by the way. 0:12:56.320 --> 0:13:00.440 Man, Yeah, it's quite cool talk. It's cool talking to 0:13:00.440 --> 0:13:03.560 you too. I feel like i'm sometimes this podcast. I 0:13:03.559 --> 0:13:08.520 feel like I'm transformed. I'm like, uh uh, traveling around 0:13:08.600 --> 0:13:11.840 to people's rooms and it's like, I'm just let's see 0:13:11.840 --> 0:13:14.480 what's going on with this guy who just got bitten 0:13:14.520 --> 0:13:15.960 by a snake at the hospital. 0:13:18.240 --> 0:13:20.960 I've been listening to you. Sorry, sorry, I've been listening 0:13:20.960 --> 0:13:24.360 to you for a good while man, And like you know, 0:13:24.440 --> 0:13:26.160 I thought about calling in, but it was like, the 0:13:26.200 --> 0:13:28.880 only things that maybe you want to talk about are 0:13:29.040 --> 0:13:31.599 super depressing and fuck that ship. So it's happened to 0:13:31.640 --> 0:13:35.600 me today. And after my last little shot of painkillers 0:13:36.080 --> 0:13:39.080 and I saw that you'd come on, I was like, oh, well, 0:13:39.120 --> 0:13:42.439 I'm calling. I'm calling, yes, just gotta know about the 0:13:42.480 --> 0:13:43.800 snake bite, all. 0:13:43.760 --> 0:13:46.440 Right, I'm gonna take some questions from the chat. And 0:13:46.480 --> 0:13:50.960 then and then I'm gonna let you rest because you'll 0:13:50.960 --> 0:13:53.600 be dead soon because you had too much fried rice. 0:13:54.960 --> 0:13:57.840 Let's see here, Well, I have a question. Where's the 0:13:57.840 --> 0:14:00.240 fry what what's in the fried rice? Is there egg 0:14:00.280 --> 0:14:00.559 in it? 0:14:01.640 --> 0:14:04.679 There's egg? His chicken and I got extra beds. He 0:14:04.760 --> 0:14:05.480 got that light roll. 0:14:06.000 --> 0:14:08.439 That's cool. People want to know what kind of snake 0:14:08.480 --> 0:14:10.079 you got bitten by. I think you said it was 0:14:10.120 --> 0:14:11.320 a copperhead. 0:14:11.559 --> 0:14:13.520 Yeah, it was a younger copperhead, which is why I 0:14:13.520 --> 0:14:18.080 think they were so nervous. I wasn't so nervous, but yeah, 0:14:18.480 --> 0:14:21.160 it was a younger one, probably like two foot long, 0:14:21.320 --> 0:14:23.920 not quite two foot in, like three quarters of an 0:14:23.920 --> 0:14:24.720 inch diameterter. 0:14:27.000 --> 0:14:30.080 Someone wants to know what your favorite kind of snake is. 0:14:32.680 --> 0:14:36.480 I like the ball pythons. They're just so chilled. And 0:14:36.920 --> 0:14:39.800 I had this. There was this moment in time I 0:14:39.880 --> 0:14:41.360 was like looking at one of one of my friends 0:14:41.640 --> 0:14:43.680 and he like kind of yawned and smiled, and I 0:14:43.760 --> 0:14:46.440 was like, holy shit, snake's yon. That's the cutest thing ever. 0:14:46.520 --> 0:14:48.240 From that moment on, I just really liked him. 0:14:49.120 --> 0:14:52.480 Oh I've never seen a snake yawn before. That sounds cool. 0:14:53.400 --> 0:14:55.640 It was super cool, man. It was all very like, 0:14:55.680 --> 0:14:57.440 it's very cartoony, you know, and he kind of like 0:14:58.120 --> 0:14:59.520 like snacked his lips afterwards. 0:14:59.520 --> 0:15:02.000 It was very Someone wants to know, are you worried 0:15:02.000 --> 0:15:03.800 about the bill for the helicopter ride? 0:15:03.840 --> 0:15:04.040 Yeah? 0:15:04.240 --> 0:15:05.040 You have to pay for that. 0:15:05.000 --> 0:15:11.120 Ship, right, I mean I don't have to. I'm not 0:15:11.160 --> 0:15:13.360 worried about the bill. I'm not gonna pay it, but 0:15:13.400 --> 0:15:14.240 I'm not worried about it. 0:15:14.560 --> 0:15:16.000 Wait, what do you mean? You know? Don't they like 0:15:16.880 --> 0:15:18.200 fuck it? Don't they go after you? 0:15:19.960 --> 0:15:24.400 I mean they can try, but I mean there's no 0:15:24.480 --> 0:15:26.520 such thing as debtor. It's prison anymore. What are they 0:15:26.520 --> 0:15:29.880 gonna do that attack? Money already destroyed credit? 0:15:31.280 --> 0:15:33.720 Yeah, I guess that's true. I was talking to I 0:15:33.800 --> 0:15:36.600 was talking to It's funny, I was. I was talking 0:15:36.600 --> 0:15:41.440 to a friend about this last night, and I was 0:15:41.520 --> 0:15:45.280 We were saying, there are two ways to be rich. 0:15:46.960 --> 0:15:50.880 One is to have a lot of money, and the 0:15:50.920 --> 0:15:56.080 other is to be in so much debt that it's 0:15:56.200 --> 0:15:57.080 not real. 0:15:58.240 --> 0:16:02.240 Right my thoughts exactly. So I had a similar not 0:16:02.240 --> 0:16:05.080 I wouldn't even buy a snake, but I like so 0:16:05.360 --> 0:16:07.640 the reason I fucked off worried about paying the bill 0:16:07.720 --> 0:16:11.200 is because, like, who was it about a decade ago. 0:16:11.440 --> 0:16:14.800 I had a really intense thing happened and you know, 0:16:14.880 --> 0:16:16.800 had to get surgery and blah blah blah blah blah. 0:16:17.080 --> 0:16:18.880 And I got the bill and it was like it 0:16:18.920 --> 0:16:22.840 was laughable. I'm like, who's fucking afoid this? And you know, 0:16:23.160 --> 0:16:26.840 there's been a couple weird hospital situations. What I owe 0:16:26.880 --> 0:16:28.680 so much to hospitals that's not at a certain point, 0:16:28.720 --> 0:16:32.480 it's like, yeah, I no, I can't even concern myself 0:16:32.520 --> 0:16:36.440 with that. You guys, really when to come for me? 0:16:36.520 --> 0:16:38.560 I guess, but I don't have anything to give you. 0:16:38.560 --> 0:16:41.320 You know, someone wants to know. Are you mad at 0:16:41.320 --> 0:16:41.880 the snake? 0:16:44.160 --> 0:16:46.760 No, it's not the snake's vault. Like I usually walk 0:16:46.800 --> 0:16:48.520 around the property and I get rid of most around 0:16:48.520 --> 0:16:50.800 the property. If not, I leave alone. It was I'm 0:16:50.880 --> 0:16:53.560 usually really vigilant. I mean I did cut. Don't get 0:16:53.600 --> 0:16:56.920 me wrong. I fucking cussed the dass out, like really loudly. 0:16:57.240 --> 0:17:00.240 You call him a stupid, little slithery fuck. But I'm 0:17:00.240 --> 0:17:01.880 not mad at him. I'm more mad at myself. I'm 0:17:01.880 --> 0:17:04.000 not being as vigilant as I usually am. 0:17:04.520 --> 0:17:08.520 Oh, that probably really hurt his feelings. I know it 0:17:08.600 --> 0:17:13.880 was rude, but I mean, like, you know, you gotta 0:17:13.920 --> 0:17:16.879 tell me one time someone wants to know what you 0:17:16.960 --> 0:17:19.439 were wearing. And I don't think they meant that in 0:17:19.480 --> 0:17:21.000 a weird way. I think they just want to know. 0:17:23.680 --> 0:17:26.760 So typically I have my boots on when I'm walking 0:17:26.760 --> 0:17:28.719 around the property. But this morning was supposed to be 0:17:28.760 --> 0:17:31.800 like a very chill day. We were supposed to just 0:17:31.840 --> 0:17:33.679 like go down the road and get this back ho 0:17:34.119 --> 0:17:36.120 and I was gonna follow boss Man back in his car, 0:17:36.480 --> 0:17:38.560 you know, easy psy. So I'm like, I'm gonna wear 0:17:38.560 --> 0:17:41.679 my tea list today, get my hiking sands on, you know. 0:17:42.920 --> 0:17:44.400 And it was one of those things. I was walking 0:17:44.440 --> 0:17:47.000 out the door looking at my boots like maybe I 0:17:47.000 --> 0:17:48.840 should put those on. I'm like, no, it'll be all right, 0:17:49.040 --> 0:17:52.280 and uh lo and behold it was not all right. 0:17:53.440 --> 0:17:56.159 Well, Jed, I hope you get better. I hope that 0:17:56.240 --> 0:17:58.879 the hot I hope I'm gonna give here's my manifestations 0:17:58.880 --> 0:18:02.520 for you that'll end this car with. I manifest that 0:18:03.000 --> 0:18:08.560 the collections agency that works for the hospital will forget 0:18:08.640 --> 0:18:14.439 about you. I manifest that the fried rice you just 0:18:14.640 --> 0:18:16.560 ate won't kill you, or if it does that, it'll 0:18:16.560 --> 0:18:23.200 do it fast. I manifest that you will heal from 0:18:23.240 --> 0:18:26.680 your snake bite and that you will get super cool 0:18:26.760 --> 0:18:30.879 powers that will allow you to talk to snakes. And 0:18:30.920 --> 0:18:36.520 I manifest that all the snakes I think you're cool. 0:18:36.880 --> 0:18:39.800 I assume that snakes, because that's the thing is, you know, 0:18:40.119 --> 0:18:43.280 there's a whole thing of like it would be cool 0:18:43.320 --> 0:18:46.280 to talk to animals. But what if the animals think 0:18:46.320 --> 0:18:49.000 that you're like a lame loser? 0:18:49.040 --> 0:18:52.160 Got that? 0:18:53.000 --> 0:18:54.680 Yeah, then it doesn't really matter if you can talk 0:18:54.720 --> 0:18:56.639 to them, but I think they'll probably think you're cool. 0:18:57.080 --> 0:18:58.399 Jet is anything else you want to say to the 0:18:58.400 --> 0:18:59.760 people the computer before we go? 0:19:02.400 --> 0:19:04.640 First of all, that was really thoughtful, all your manifestations. 0:19:04.680 --> 0:19:05.640 Wele thank you very much. 0:19:06.000 --> 0:19:06.600 You're the man. 0:19:07.760 --> 0:19:10.119 And I'll just leave you with a fun fact about 0:19:10.480 --> 0:19:14.320 copperheads if you didn't know, copperheads are one of the 0:19:14.320 --> 0:19:16.600 only snakes you actually make for life. And they'll meet 0:19:16.680 --> 0:19:19.440 up and go to their din the same place every year, 0:19:20.200 --> 0:19:22.520 which I find that interesting. And that's all I got. 0:19:23.280 --> 0:19:25.280 Thank you for calling jed ah right, buddy, I love you. 0:19:26.119 --> 0:19:28.400 Say say what you will about gecko's but we don't bite, 0:19:30.640 --> 0:19:31.960 not that hard. 0:19:32.400 --> 0:19:34.240 All from alex Ornoys. 0:19:34.240 --> 0:19:38.800 These guys Hello, Hello, what is your name? Good sir, 0:19:39.960 --> 0:19:44.679 my name is Alex. Alex. I really I don't know 0:19:45.040 --> 0:19:47.280