1 00:00:00,840 --> 00:00:02,599 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:02,640 --> 00:00:07,760 Speaker 1: four minutes after today's Strawberry letter. The subject is my 3 00:00:07,880 --> 00:00:12,760 Speaker 1: wife is trying to compete with my mother. Now, Shirley 4 00:00:12,920 --> 00:00:16,759 Speaker 1: is out today and Steve will read the letter and 5 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:19,040 Speaker 1: uh we'll take him from there. But right now it's 6 00:00:19,079 --> 00:00:21,800 Speaker 1: time for the nephew. He is here with today's prank 7 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:24,479 Speaker 1: phone call. What you got there? Let's get on in it. 8 00:00:24,560 --> 00:00:27,760 Speaker 1: Baby is six to ten and before I found real 9 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:35,040 Speaker 1: simple let's let's run it. Someone was right, hellolo's trying 10 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:39,040 Speaker 1: to speak. Please, This is Latrenda. Who is this? Hey? 11 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:43,120 Speaker 1: You working with? Yes? I do? Who is this? Okay? 12 00:00:43,159 --> 00:00:45,440 Speaker 1: Was you were there? Did you work last Wednesday? Like 13 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:49,040 Speaker 1: from six to I guess six to close? Yeah? I 14 00:00:49,159 --> 00:00:51,839 Speaker 1: work every Wednesday? Yeah? Who who is this? Hey? My 15 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:56,280 Speaker 1: name is Ralph and I basically, uh uh, you know, 16 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:57,880 Speaker 1: looked around to try and get your phone. Un I 17 00:00:57,920 --> 00:01:00,959 Speaker 1: got a bit of a complaint. He wait wait, wait wait, 18 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:03,360 Speaker 1: you're calling me with a complaint on my cell phone. 19 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:05,480 Speaker 1: Who gave you my number? I've done the research to 20 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:07,840 Speaker 1: get your number, man, And what I'm calling you about is, 21 00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:10,520 Speaker 1: while I was in there getting the sandwich and eating, 22 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:13,640 Speaker 1: I'm realizing that you came out of the bathroom without 23 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:16,880 Speaker 1: washing your hands, and which First of all, you need 24 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:19,360 Speaker 1: to be calling the corporate headquarters if you gotta complaint, 25 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:21,319 Speaker 1: or you call that eight hundred number on the back 26 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:23,839 Speaker 1: of your receipt. Don't be calling my cell phone. Whoever 27 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:27,400 Speaker 1: gave your gave you myself on them a whoof dad. Hey, listen, listen. 28 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:31,120 Speaker 1: The problem is that you're coming out not washing your hands. No, No, 29 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:33,040 Speaker 1: the problem I don't never come out and not wash 30 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:35,959 Speaker 1: my hands. First of all, you're working. I've been working 31 00:01:35,959 --> 00:01:38,560 Speaker 1: there for three years. He's coming to me with no 32 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:41,080 Speaker 1: books that I hadn't came out and I washed my hands. 33 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:44,640 Speaker 1: I guess you ain't been washing your hands for three years. 34 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:47,560 Speaker 1: And you you're you're coming out, you know, unsanitizing this 35 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:50,240 Speaker 1: way you're treating people. Don't. First of all, don't be 36 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:53,720 Speaker 1: calling my phone talking behind. I ain't washed my hands, 37 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:55,960 Speaker 1: like I said, I've been there three years. I've been 38 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,200 Speaker 1: employer of a month six times. Don't be coming to 39 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:01,240 Speaker 1: me with another different book. Are you employ the money? 40 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:03,280 Speaker 1: You must be the nasty employer of the money because 41 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:05,520 Speaker 1: you're coming out you're not washing your head. I saw 42 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:09,760 Speaker 1: you scratch your head and you ain't putting on who else? 43 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:13,400 Speaker 1: Always for gloves on my head? You ain't have my 44 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:15,320 Speaker 1: gloves on, then we don't know who the hell you 45 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:18,079 Speaker 1: think you are. But don't be calling my phone with this. 46 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:21,320 Speaker 1: You need to be calling headquarters if you gotta complaint. 47 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:24,240 Speaker 1: I tell you what. I'm gonna call headquarters. I'm coming 48 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:26,000 Speaker 1: at a mom to see if you're gonna be up 49 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:27,840 Speaker 1: in there with some gloves on, or you're gonna come 50 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:30,040 Speaker 1: out there out of the bathroom again with the same thing. 51 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:32,280 Speaker 1: Come on up there. I'm gonna be there from six 52 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:34,320 Speaker 1: to close, sixty close, and I'll bet you if you 53 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:36,400 Speaker 1: come up to them all, I'm gonna make it stand 54 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:38,919 Speaker 1: with you. You're gonna do what I'm gonna make it 55 00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:42,360 Speaker 1: stand with you our show. Who's you think you're talking to? Yo? 56 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:44,600 Speaker 1: You said your name was around right? Don't be calling 57 00:02:44,639 --> 00:02:47,200 Speaker 1: my phone with this. Hey, let me tell you something. 58 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:49,320 Speaker 1: All I'm saying to you is this right here. If 59 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:51,560 Speaker 1: I come up in there tomorrow and find out you 60 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:54,760 Speaker 1: ain't got some gloves, oh you're mess. When I get all, 61 00:02:54,919 --> 00:02:58,720 Speaker 1: you're gonna with mine, You're gonna want sixty tim I'm 62 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:00,359 Speaker 1: gonna be up there from sixt t and I ain't 63 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:02,799 Speaker 1: gonna call nobody. Ain't calling my brothers, my cousin, my 64 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:05,480 Speaker 1: uncle or nothing. I'm a whopping by myself. Excuse me, 65 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:08,240 Speaker 1: you're gonna you you're gonna trying to take on them. Man, 66 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:11,600 Speaker 1: I'm gonna whoop your by myself. That's what I said. 67 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:13,799 Speaker 1: You'll need to get your little man, sit behind in 68 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:16,560 Speaker 1: the bathroom and wash your hands and keep doing them. 69 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:19,640 Speaker 1: Put on your hand because you don't mean coming up 70 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:23,760 Speaker 1: some people food like that. Bring your throwing up there 71 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:26,959 Speaker 1: six to ten. You know where I work? Six sticks 72 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:30,040 Speaker 1: in and I'm gonna whoop y'all. Who do you think 73 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:32,639 Speaker 1: you're talking to? I don't even know who you are, 74 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:36,640 Speaker 1: but I'm gonna know your tomorrow. I'm gonna know you tomorrow. 75 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:40,240 Speaker 1: Bring your throwing up there, six SIPs in and I'm 76 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:43,760 Speaker 1: gonna whoop y'all. I'm coming up to them. Come on, 77 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:46,120 Speaker 1: I'm not going up to tomorrow. Matter of fact, I'm 78 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:48,240 Speaker 1: gonna tell you how to be sanitized. I'm gonna be 79 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:50,960 Speaker 1: with some gloves on. Do you hear me? You're gonna 80 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,640 Speaker 1: be mine and you steady something about them. That's the 81 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:57,520 Speaker 1: loose bring you upthing. We're gonna see who's gonna get well? 82 00:03:57,920 --> 00:04:01,440 Speaker 1: What kind man as you ways to be talking about fighting? 83 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:05,280 Speaker 1: A walk? You will? And you w what what you 84 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:11,760 Speaker 1: called me? Um? See tee and you I'm coming up 85 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:13,600 Speaker 1: there to see you tomorrow. Is you go? Is you 86 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:17,760 Speaker 1: gonna be ready when I get up there? What's up? You? Anyway? 87 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:20,720 Speaker 1: Your car up and talk about you're gonna fight female? 88 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:25,600 Speaker 1: Get over some hand washing? Bring your first and I'm 89 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:28,400 Speaker 1: gonna show you what it is. Sixty kid, I'm gonna 90 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:29,960 Speaker 1: be here a matter of fact, I'm gonna be there 91 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:33,240 Speaker 1: at five forty five. Bring your supper at five o'clock 92 00:04:33,279 --> 00:04:36,080 Speaker 1: in and I'm gonna whoop yall. Who'd your third? Talking 93 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:39,359 Speaker 1: to see? I'm gonna I'm gonna talk to bring up 94 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:42,080 Speaker 1: for the while six to kid, he's gonna see. You're 95 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:44,039 Speaker 1: gonna see what's up. I got one of my friends 96 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:45,760 Speaker 1: and say to you for her, come up there tomorrow. 97 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:48,400 Speaker 1: I don't you got to say, I don't care. I'm 98 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:51,240 Speaker 1: gonna whoop yo, say that I got I got one 99 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:55,080 Speaker 1: more thing. Listen to me? What do you listening? What 100 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:58,000 Speaker 1: what this is? If you tell me from the Steve 101 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:05,560 Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Shop, who you you say who. Hey, there's 102 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:08,520 Speaker 1: nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just 103 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:13,920 Speaker 1: got franked by your co workers. Man, you man, shee man, 104 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:18,080 Speaker 1: y'all got me. Man's like six in the mall. I 105 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:19,720 Speaker 1: got something for her. She's gonna have to watch her 106 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:23,600 Speaker 1: back every hour, every hour on the hour. I got 107 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:25,800 Speaker 1: something for her. I ain't gonna hurt her, but I'm 108 00:05:25,839 --> 00:05:28,560 Speaker 1: definitely gonna do it in to morrow. Believe that you 109 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:32,520 Speaker 1: read it though. I was ll yeah, I'm gonna man, 110 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,680 Speaker 1: you don't even know what you had the story for you. 111 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:36,800 Speaker 1: You just like that, y'u is gonna pull me off, 112 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:40,520 Speaker 1: and that probably wouldn't have been enough either. Hey, I 113 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:42,600 Speaker 1: got one more thing to ask you, baby girl. What 114 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:47,000 Speaker 1: what is the baddest radio station in the land. You 115 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:53,640 Speaker 1: already know Steve Harvey Morning Show. Give me something, man, 116 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:55,880 Speaker 1: give me something. Man, let me tell you something. That 117 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:02,640 Speaker 1: was for show. He was she was gonna be that, 118 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:06,279 Speaker 1: but she was going to her uncles and brothers. Dad. See, 119 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:11,760 Speaker 1: she said she was setting you off. She said, you 120 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:15,960 Speaker 1: have no idea what was in stove for you? I 121 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:20,000 Speaker 1: was gonna be that five for the five. I don't 122 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:35,880 Speaker 1: know you calling me be don't telling you, dog, who 123 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:38,479 Speaker 1: are you calling up? Dog? Who a kind of kind 124 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:41,600 Speaker 1: of man is you with your ask talking about you're 125 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:44,320 Speaker 1: gonna jump on a female? I got something for you. 126 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:49,440 Speaker 1: Come on, I'm gonna fight you myself. But dog, but 127 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:52,520 Speaker 1: do let me tell you something. She was about that life. 128 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:55,160 Speaker 1: She was about that life. But he was gonna come 129 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:57,800 Speaker 1: in that restaurant. Dog and let me tell you something. 130 00:06:58,160 --> 00:07:00,520 Speaker 1: It's beenna be some dude sitting round and that waiting 131 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:05,520 Speaker 1: they was gonna warm him. Oh man, she told you, 132 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:10,520 Speaker 1: I bet you I'm gonna know you tomorrow. You didn't 133 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:12,320 Speaker 1: call the eight hunter number on the back of the seat, 134 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:17,600 Speaker 1: Yeah you got any complaints? And one ain't hunter number 135 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:23,160 Speaker 1: on the back of your seat. But she was cussing 136 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:26,160 Speaker 1: so much it was so many beats I had to turn. 137 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:30,760 Speaker 1: That's the shortest prank with the most beats ever. She 138 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:38,680 Speaker 1: actually flatline for about ten seconds. Shet, you been here 139 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:41,680 Speaker 1: three years. I've been employed years a month six times. 140 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:52,120 Speaker 1: She proud of that accomplishment because she earned that. I'm 141 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:55,960 Speaker 1: good at this here. Yeah, I always washed my hands, 142 00:07:56,720 --> 00:07:58,280 Speaker 1: I said. Black people get mad at me when you 143 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:00,360 Speaker 1: start hearing black people use a lot of numbers. Dance 144 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:12,240 Speaker 1: six times employees statistics dog. When they started giving you numals, 145 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:16,400 Speaker 1: they were trying just so you got the fact straight, 146 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:18,320 Speaker 1: because when I whip your ass, you're gonna need to 147 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:28,640 Speaker 1: know all this here hunted, been here three years, six 148 00:08:28,760 --> 00:08:33,280 Speaker 1: to close. As a matter of fact, coming fire for 149 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:35,760 Speaker 1: to five. I'm gonna whoop your ass. Four o'clock in, 150 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:40,079 Speaker 1: she said. We we't even got to interfere with my shilf. 151 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:44,320 Speaker 1: I got record customers coming in here. They're just as 152 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:47,440 Speaker 1: nice as they want to be. And he's sandwiches and everything. 153 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:49,640 Speaker 1: You're in here. Let me get you, get this ass 154 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:52,400 Speaker 1: whipping out the way so I can go on and 155 00:08:52,640 --> 00:09:00,640 Speaker 1: handle be You do what did I say? Hey? You're 156 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:08,880 Speaker 1: what I think that was worth? All right? Well, thank you, nephew. Hey, 157 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:11,280 Speaker 1: I'm here for it, baby, I'm here for it. Yes, 158 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:13,520 Speaker 1: you are you the king? All right? Coming up at 159 00:09:13,559 --> 00:09:17,480 Speaker 1: the top of the hour, the Strawberry Letter. Right after this, 160 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:20,920 Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.