Speaker 1: I leave in I you wanna way back home? Either way,
Speaker 1: we want to be there.
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us
Speaker 2: time and aid Turmano and Gabe aid, we want to
Speaker 2: send you off inside you you wanna welcome you back home?
Speaker 2: Tell us all about it.
Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine?
Speaker 3: Now? Porn?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need ride?
Speaker 3: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: This is Chris.
Speaker 1: Fairbanks, This is Karen Kilgareth.
Speaker 3: We're leaving Karen's house. We're going to pick up David Huntsberger, the.
Speaker 1: Star of Sci Fi's news series. Is it called Reactor?
Speaker 3: I think it is. That does sound right.
Speaker 1: It's character.
Speaker 4: I've watched some trailers for it, and I find him
Speaker 4: so delightful that David Huntsberger.
Speaker 3: I like the promotional thing I saw where he was
Speaker 3: a multiplicity David of him doing many characters m hm,
Speaker 3: interacting with himself. I assume with green screen technology.
Speaker 1: Or well it is the Sci Fi Channel.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they might have been doing some you know, experience
Speaker 3: stem cell research creating clones of him.
Speaker 4: If his show can actually cure all I would really
Speaker 4: watch it.
Speaker 3: I bet it will. I'm not putting it past him.
Speaker 3: He's a smart guy.
Speaker 4: I bet he has the power to reduce inflammation and
Speaker 4: brain plaques.
Speaker 1: And he's got a great face.
Speaker 3: He does have a great face.
Speaker 4: He has a face of someone It's like he reminds
Speaker 4: me of someone I used to know.
Speaker 3: He'd ohed.
Speaker 4: He reminds you of Gautier, Yes, because he's never wearing
Speaker 4: a shirt.
Speaker 3: He's always wearing body paint and camouflaged against some kind
Speaker 3: of backdrop.
Speaker 1: And just scream singing about some fucking girl.
Speaker 3: I live with David for a while.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 3: And I did notice periodically in living with him, I'd
Speaker 3: catch him in a certain light and I'd be like, Wow,
Speaker 3: I've got a handsome roommate.
Speaker 1: Would your heart skip a beat? Sometimes?
Speaker 3: No, I mean, come on orientation of course, lend itself
Speaker 3: to that lifestyle, not that that if it was, then
Speaker 3: it would be. I would love to be in that lifestyle.
Speaker 3: But it's less complicated, I feel. But that's what a
Speaker 3: lot of I think. That's almost homophobic to say. I'm
Speaker 3: going to take it back.
Speaker 4: Well, it's not homophobic as much as just a little
Speaker 4: grass as greener situation.
Speaker 3: Right, And I need to stop doing that with my life, right.
Speaker 1: Because you've got a pretty great life.
Speaker 3: I mean, thank you. It's okay. I've had a good week. Good. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm going to Baltimore on Tuesday. Great to be in
Speaker 3: a football commercial. Is this a national No, it's not
Speaker 3: the big one.
Speaker 1: Is it the medium one?
Speaker 3: It is a low level pay gig, but but a gig.
Speaker 3: It's something where they well, it just doesn't Last time,
Speaker 3: people reminded me I was being abusive and not level because.
Speaker 1: They were incorrect in saying that.
Speaker 4: But we have to have one or the other because
Speaker 4: it's the summertime in Los Angeles.
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, I will just this will be a low
Speaker 3: car level sound podcast. Anyway, I went into this audition
Speaker 3: and they said, what do you know about football? And
Speaker 3: I didn't lie, and I said, you know, I don't
Speaker 3: really follow football, and I got it.
Speaker 1: Do you think that's why?
Speaker 3: I don't know. They just kind of changed the character
Speaker 3: because when I went in to do wardrobe, they said,
Speaker 3: dress them up like someone that doesn't want to be there,
Speaker 3: which is kind of how I felt during the audition.
Speaker 3: I saw what it would pay. I wasn't super excited
Speaker 3: about the pay. I kind of didn't want to get it.
Speaker 3: And anytime you don't want something that's a secret, that's
Speaker 3: when you get it. Because I was like, I don't
Speaker 3: have time for this. When can I leave?
Speaker 1: Is it here?
Speaker 3: Yes? Yeah? Yes, I thought you were going to say,
Speaker 3: pray tell. I don't know how to properly use it?
Speaker 1: Is it here? Lamb chop?
Speaker 4: That seems like some prey tale, seems like a Grandma
Speaker 4: things that I think straight.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure we are after the podcast, Well, we're
Speaker 3: going to loop around and drop. Technically, we are dropping
Speaker 3: a comedian off somewhere, not the airport, but at an
Speaker 3: engagement party. Our friend Tig Dave. Dave and I are
Speaker 3: old roommate and your friend, uh, it's having her engagement party?
Speaker 5: Is it?
Speaker 1: Tig Welch Tig Seinfeld?
Speaker 3: Yeah, the famous Tig Seinfeld, Tig.
Speaker 1: McMurphy, who I went to high school with.
Speaker 3: Do you know another Tig' that's my joke. There is
Speaker 3: only one. Wouldn't that be great if you could just
Speaker 3: go by your first name?
Speaker 1: Karen?
Speaker 3: We are here and David.
Speaker 1: I assume we're queer it turns out.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say we're here.
Speaker 1: And say and then say we're queer.
Speaker 3: And wow, I don't have that much time I did.
Speaker 1: If it came up automatically on your it's.
Speaker 3: Like, wow, I've been saying that a lot.
Speaker 1: It just coming up. When Chris came to meet me.
Speaker 4: Of course, I was running late, and you had the
Speaker 4: greatest expression when I came out the door, trying to
Speaker 4: cover for how insane my hair looked.
Speaker 1: Didn't I look like a witch?
Speaker 3: I did? That's not I Probably the look on my
Speaker 3: face had to do with a lot of I said
Speaker 3: this the other day. I'm always worried about the way
Speaker 3: I'm affecting people and what I'm making them think, when
Speaker 3: in reality, they're usually just thinking about themselves.
Speaker 1: And that's true.
Speaker 3: Right then, I had some internal issues, not gastrone testinal,
Speaker 3: but just like emotional. Oh and any look on my face,
Speaker 3: Not that I'm in a bad place, but I.
Speaker 1: Just was like you were thinking about something.
Speaker 3: I was thinking about driving.
Speaker 1: It's such a good point.
Speaker 3: Why my coffee's bitterer. It wasn't your wild, wet witch.
Speaker 1: Hair with my hair looked insane.
Speaker 3: I mean, now, once you bring attention to it. I
Speaker 3: will then agree, I guess just to support you, because
Speaker 3: you know I support you you even when it's in
Speaker 3: you talking poorly about yourself. Well, there is a beat
Speaker 3: that was an interesting this. I think I need to
Speaker 3: take the old zoom into the shop. Oh really, there
Speaker 3: is just weird and boos, beeps and boops and the
Speaker 3: occasional bop there. I think just that that was a
Speaker 3: blitz crag of bops.
Speaker 1: Oh, they're all dead and they all died.
Speaker 3: They all died in tragic practice, in a tragic garage practice.
Speaker 4: Amp blew so big, it just blew straight up Henry Phillips.
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe I bet yep it is. I'd recognize that
Speaker 3: wispy hair. Looks like we have a new guest. No,
Speaker 3: that's not Henry. No, that's a taller man with similar
Speaker 3: well Henry, we'd be he'd be upset if we if
Speaker 3: he saw yeah, mistake, it's much older man.
Speaker 1: We just wanted it to be him.
Speaker 3: But that guy's a handsome guy.
Speaker 4: No, yeah, it's you know what it is. It's like
Speaker 4: it's Henry from one hundred feet away. Wow, I was
Speaker 4: just kind of excited.
Speaker 3: Looks like there's gonna be catering.
Speaker 4: It looks like it looks like Ramon's catering to me,
Speaker 4: there's some girls with some razor cut hair and tattoos.
Speaker 3: And tank it is punk rock catering.
Speaker 1: And there it's taken to go jogging before her big party.
Speaker 3: Why is she in a jogging outfit? Hi? Hi Tiggotty. Hi, Yeah, Hi,
Speaker 3: Hi Tiggoty. We're gonna podcast with huntsy b right before
Speaker 3: We're gonna podcast with Huntsburger and then uh and then
Speaker 3: celebrate with you. Yeah, we were both wondering why we
Speaker 3: were gonna go jogging right now, I'm going to take
Speaker 3: a long You are gonna go, friend.
Speaker 1: Oh, you gonna walk it off. We're recording. We're recording.
Speaker 3: Well, now your friend knows.
Speaker 1: I'm like trying to process everything.
Speaker 3: Oh no, weird. Well we'll talk. Well, I'll I do
Speaker 3: because now I'm going to process it and talk you
Speaker 3: through it. You know how I fix things. Good to
Speaker 3: see you, Tik, looks good.
Speaker 1: Take it all in, Take it all in.
Speaker 3: She always had runners legs, tig. She's got some some
Speaker 3: uh some firm. Getaway sticks. There is no better phrase
Speaker 3: than getaway sticks. For my money, that was a I
Speaker 3: paid eight dollars.
Speaker 1: You paid for that phrase?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you have to pay to use it. It's owned
Speaker 3: by the same people that own the Happy Birthday song.
Speaker 3: This guy looks like the kind of guy that gets upset.
Speaker 3: We'll move out of his way.
Speaker 1: So sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Speaker 3: It's okay. Oh he was a sweetie. Why did I
Speaker 3: assume he gave that friendly wave?
Speaker 1: You know what he was doing, which is something I
Speaker 1: do all the time.
Speaker 4: He holds his lips in his teeth, and it looks
Speaker 4: like you're mad, but you're just like holding your mouth clothes.
Speaker 3: Maybe it's because he is avoiding orthodonic work. I know
Speaker 3: before I got braces, part of my speech therapy was
Speaker 3: too tighten my lips, which would make them more taut firm,
Speaker 3: and push my teeth back into place.
Speaker 4: Can your lips do that? That's the secret orthodontist don't
Speaker 4: want you to know. You can give yourself lip braces.
Speaker 3: Everything you can do with braces, you can do. I
Speaker 3: think it's a mic situation.
Speaker 1: My mic was sliding down. Is it better because I
Speaker 1: have this dumb scoop next shirt on?
Speaker 3: It is?
Speaker 1: Just how about that?
Speaker 3: It's I'm I just want to apologize, Danny. I talk
Speaker 3: a lot about the quality of the.
Speaker 1: Sound, and then no one can ever tell.
Speaker 3: But I bet they can. I don't know. It's hard
Speaker 3: to it's hard to know why it's up, and then
Speaker 3: you don't know the kind of sounds I'm hearing. It's
Speaker 3: almost like being a schizophrenic person. I'm just hearing if
Speaker 3: they if, if the if the wrong mon said, just
Speaker 3: being out a little more Irie b flitz creeg.
Speaker 1: That's if the Ramones went to a reggae festival.
Speaker 3: And it just rubbed off on them. They're like, I
Speaker 3: had no idea punk rock is dead. Let's let's go
Speaker 3: to Mount Zion, get.
Speaker 1: Back to Jaw and really become Irie.
Speaker 3: Let Jaw rule for once. Well, okay, I thought you
Speaker 3: were coming to my place.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, is he an echo park? That's bad? Should
Speaker 1: we just do should do a drive around?
Speaker 3: I think we should take a break and wait for him.
Speaker 3: I don't know should we do that. It's important that
Speaker 3: we have a guest. I mean, you and I can
Speaker 3: wrap a little bit more.
Speaker 1: Yes, for sure, But I mean is he going to
Speaker 1: be okay with it?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I mean, well, it all remains to be seen.
Speaker 3: These are the pits and follies of me trying to
Speaker 3: run a thing, and boy, I just don't have great
Speaker 3: managerial skills.
Speaker 1: None of us do.
Speaker 3: More technical as you can hear from the bleeping.
Speaker 4: Look we're doing our god damned is best when we
Speaker 4: kind of don't know what's going on.
Speaker 3: Right, Well, I think we could both stand to get
Speaker 3: out of the car for a moment. I'm hot as
Speaker 3: the dickens. Let's go to that.
Speaker 1: Let's go down the hill to a Starbucks.
Speaker 3: Let's go down the hill to a Starbucks, and we're
Speaker 3: going to take a little break for now. How about
Speaker 3: some break music? We have the rights to this, right perfect,
Speaker 3: and we're back about to blast into Uh the street
Speaker 3: is so scary?
Speaker 1: What is this?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: Bundy Barham, It's Bundy and overly it's.
Speaker 3: So I mean, it's killed his wife. Yeah, I assume, vehicularly,
Speaker 3: I've never heard about this OJ killed somebody?
Speaker 1: He did it turns out well they never got him
Speaker 1: for it.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, well he must be innocent. Then he went
Speaker 3: to court, right, yeah, well then why do you why'd
Speaker 3: you say killed him if he went to court and
Speaker 3: he is innocent.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's just uh, I guess I'm racist.
Speaker 3: That's what it is. It always come that our guest
Speaker 3: is here. Our guest is in the back of the car.
Speaker 3: David Huntsberger, Hi, David, Hey guys. How's it going, buddy?
Speaker 5: Well, it appears the air doesn't make it to the
Speaker 5: back of this car.
Speaker 3: Uh huh no, I've here. I'll turn off that mic.
Speaker 3: Let's do it and just crank it where we need
Speaker 3: to get comfortable.
Speaker 5: I'm a little sweaty.
Speaker 3: Otherwise I'm doing great. You you have a comedy concert tonight, Yeah,
Speaker 3: the junk show, which you have done before Christopher, but
Speaker 3: not Karen.
Speaker 1: I've said I would, and then I just don't show up.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh really, I do that a lot because I'm a diva?
Speaker 3: Am I saying that?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: Diva? I'm a diva?
Speaker 5: Sorryva?
Speaker 3: Thank you the v Yes a diva, I'm a What
Speaker 3: do you have in store for the show tonight? And
Speaker 3: he surprises things up your sleeve? Oh? Yes, many a thing.
Speaker 3: I've found some drifters.
Speaker 5: I've handed out a number of cards to random strangers.
Speaker 5: The kind of stranger.
Speaker 1: Really, one of us gets to kill a drifter tonight.
Speaker 3: Well, that's the idea. That would be so fun.
Speaker 5: I'm still working on the chant that we'll all get
Speaker 5: get into with the blood upon our bodies and such
Speaker 5: and yeah. Yeah. The response so far, just in principle,
Speaker 5: has been positive. So I feel like it's kind of
Speaker 5: I've never been to an orgy, but a lot of
Speaker 5: times I've hear stories of people checking out and I
Speaker 5: just would be so embarrassed if you know, one of
Speaker 5: us kills this guy and then no one takes part
Speaker 5: in the blood or.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right right, And so you're saying it's a combination
Speaker 3: drifter murder and also orgie or that.
Speaker 5: Was just well if you know it's that's always on
Speaker 5: the table. Yeah, you got a drifter body there and
Speaker 5: you're not thinking that. Yeah.
Speaker 3: The one thing I like about drifters is they're so
Speaker 3: good at improvising and adapting to a situation, right because
Speaker 3: they have these ideas knocking around their heads, and they'll
Speaker 3: just go with one of them if you present it,
Speaker 3: particularly when they're deceased, right right, Yeah, they still fly,
Speaker 3: but by the seat of their pants.
Speaker 4: Being dead is the ultimate yes, and it really is.
Speaker 3: Some of the best improvisers, that's why they're dead. Yeah
Speaker 3: felt close? Uh, I mean, oh really no? Oh copyright,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, I forgot.
Speaker 5: Copyright in my name too, so I'd prefer you keep
Speaker 5: it out of your filthy mouths.
Speaker 3: I apologize. We're already in trouble this episode because our
Speaker 3: hold music was the Beatles. Imagine. Oh well, I think
Speaker 3: it's smart.
Speaker 5: SoundCloud is really cracking down on using music nowadays. Oh really,
Speaker 5: that's the word on the street. Yeah, so keep it
Speaker 5: under fifteen seconds, you guys.
Speaker 3: Oh it was was You're fine. There was just a
Speaker 3: snippet and oh I was David, I ask you about
Speaker 3: your Yeah, that's we're both we both want to This
Speaker 3: guy is gonna kill himself for America.
Speaker 5: Nine bike riders are that guy swatty yet keep the
Speaker 5: seat too low so their legs get all weirdly bow
Speaker 5: legged when they pedal. Yeah, and some sort of American
Speaker 5: flag paraphernalia fitting way too tight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just annoying. But they're gonna live forever. I mean,
Speaker 3: did you see those legs compared to his His elbows
Speaker 3: look like raisins, but his legs look like a young
Speaker 3: man's walking sticks. He's going forever. You know that. His
Speaker 3: heart's just like a hummingbird's. He's really showing off going
Speaker 3: downhill here. Oh, I mean, he the only reason he
Speaker 3: was riding that way is because he knew people were
Speaker 3: watching him.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and he's peddling going downhill like a real jerk. Yeah,
Speaker 5: just coast, sit back and enjoy it. You've earned it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, earned it. There he is.
Speaker 1: See.
Speaker 3: I love it when guys listen he.
Speaker 1: Was riding his bike to Universal.
Speaker 3: City to go on the Jaws rides. I would love it.
Speaker 3: I would explain why he's wearing red, white and blue.
Speaker 3: You gotta be patriotic when you go to Universal City.
Speaker 3: Let people know where you.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I ride that tram. I'm nearly always in
Speaker 5: some sort of icis gear or you know, as goofs. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: I went as a Taliban guy.
Speaker 3: It always goes was over. That's everyone's favorite joke. Yeah.
Speaker 3: When they go to a theme park.
Speaker 5: They get to play kind of like a hero person,
Speaker 5: and I'm the bad guy. I get thrown into all
Speaker 5: sorts of different you know, areas of the park.
Speaker 3: You sound really fun when you go to amusement park.
Speaker 5: Oh, I get into it. When they go to punching me.
Speaker 3: I really ooh ah, they go to punching you. They
Speaker 3: get to punching me when they commenced to punching.
Speaker 5: And it always comes to that because I'll get, you know,
Speaker 5: first called out for my gear, which no one likes.
Speaker 5: Then I get called out by someone who has a
Speaker 5: familiarity with the particular ethnicity of people involved in those organizations,
Speaker 5: and they don't care for me making a mockery of that,
Speaker 5: and so I've got kind of everybody against me.
Speaker 3: Do you know how to walk the walk? Talk the walk?
Speaker 3: I know you you can walk the walk, but can
Speaker 3: you talk the walk? I mean, do you know what?
Speaker 5: I can walk the talk?
Speaker 3: I don't know what that's what I meant to be saying.
Speaker 5: Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: I don't even if I was pretending to be a terrorist,
Speaker 3: I wouldn't even know. I guess you say all ah
Speaker 3: a lot.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just a significant amount of like thumbs down
Speaker 5: for any American stuff and say.
Speaker 3: A lah, mount Zion, emancipate yourself.
Speaker 5: I'll do some rasberries.
Speaker 3: Oh it is right right.
Speaker 5: Here in our nations. I just do stuff like that.
Speaker 3: Oh thumbs down, yeah, raspberry. The this is boring masturbating
Speaker 3: hand gesture. There's probably a better name for them.
Speaker 1: The terror move.
Speaker 3: Yes, the terror move, the terror tug, the tug of terror.
Speaker 3: That sounds awful.
Speaker 5: Young man, are you in there tugging your terror I'm.
Speaker 3: Combing my har combing my hair for America mom, geez.
Speaker 1: And so that's the theme of your new show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, predominantly give us give us a synopsis. We're both
Speaker 3: very excited about your new Skyfi show.
Speaker 5: Thank you. That's s y, f Y and f Y.
Speaker 5: The show is a clip show that has like an
Speaker 5: interview component, It has sketches, and it has some news
Speaker 5: mixed in as well. So it opens with me kind
Speaker 5: of catching everybody up on shows a little quick quick clip,
Speaker 5: some goofs. Afterward, then maybe sit down with somebody from
Speaker 5: that world, chat with them a bit, have them help
Speaker 5: them plug their upcoming project and so on.
Speaker 3: This is like a soup type show.
Speaker 5: It is, but there's no green screen, so it's there's
Speaker 5: an actual physical screen, and then I sit down at
Speaker 5: a desk and do some It's components of many shows
Speaker 5: that already exist.
Speaker 1: Are you going to be wearing a tie and jacket?
Speaker 5: No, In fact, there's been a lot of decision making
Speaker 5: going on there, me wanting to be in like some
Speaker 5: sort of animal outfit and them wanting me to look respectable,
Speaker 5: so I'll be in kind of like collared shirts, but
Speaker 5: real cashed.
Speaker 1: Up colored shirts covered in koala ideally.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you got a compromise with them somewhere.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you're at the star.
Speaker 3: See what's misleading. In the promo, A lot of green
Speaker 3: screens were used. There was a multiplicity situation where there
Speaker 3: was many of you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that wasn't a green screen though, that that was a.
Speaker 3: Bunch of you. I knew it. Yeah, clones. Yeah you didn't.
Speaker 5: I mean we lived together. You didn't see my guys.
Speaker 3: I never did see those guys.
Speaker 5: Oh they're quiet. I mean that's how I could pay rent.
Speaker 3: I thought you were just moody and occasionally he talked
Speaker 3: like a paper boy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, my old timey guy you never caught out of
Speaker 5: That wasn't me. No, Oh yeah, I mean that guy,
Speaker 5: he's like seventy five years old.
Speaker 3: Oh that's that's so funny.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I wonder it was so easy for you to pay
Speaker 3: rent too, all those incomes.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, A lot of times I wasn't even there.
Speaker 5: What Yeah, I'm off cryogenically doing stuff.
Speaker 3: I'm starting to cryogenic. You were off criogenically doing stuff.
Speaker 3: I feel like I've been lied to, But I had
Speaker 3: fun with all of you guys. Oh thanks, yeah, but.
Speaker 1: You're not friends with him. Actually you're friends.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I don't even know which one you use
Speaker 3: back there. Now, I'm that one that you like the most.
Speaker 3: It's great.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you mean my favorite I'm your favorite clone, And
Speaker 5: that'd be a good way to clear up arguments you.
Speaker 3: Have with people. Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm my clone.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Channel.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my favorite clone is great. That's all you have
Speaker 3: to do is walk into a pitch meeting, say those words,
Speaker 3: push some papers off a desk and flip them off,
Speaker 3: and walk out, and you got yourself a green thumb,
Speaker 3: green headlight, green lights, thumbs up.
Speaker 5: You got that green thumb.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Once you do that, you pitch a show. Suddenly
Speaker 3: you're a terrific gardener.
Speaker 5: You throw those papers on the floor, boom, plants everywhere.
Speaker 3: That's a green thumb.
Speaker 1: They're tiny papers.
Speaker 4: Some people call them seeds, and then boom, you've got
Speaker 4: a garden.
Speaker 5: And what's new with you guys?
Speaker 3: Oh us, we're just well, I mean I've been I
Speaker 3: got a commercial where I'm with a couple of football players.
Speaker 3: Oh sweet, Drew Breese is one.
Speaker 5: I know that guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I gotta go and the other Floco something. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: he's a So I got to go to Baltimore on Tuesday,
Speaker 3: cool and shoot a commercial and then I'll be back.
Speaker 5: And you're hoping out with reactor too, Yes, I hope.
Speaker 3: So that's why I'm going to be gone. I was
Speaker 3: going to do crowd warm up for David's show. Karen,
Speaker 3: just go in there, throw candy at him, keep them happy,
Speaker 3: tell some stories about my cat being on his laundry,
Speaker 3: and then I'm you know, and I hope I didn't
Speaker 3: jeopardize my position, not at all, man, because I didn't
Speaker 3: hear back from the guy, and then I got worried.
Speaker 3: Oh I blew it. He well, he emailed me, instaid,
Speaker 3: everything was fine, okay, so he just in then else Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I I I handled that because not that I'm worried.
Speaker 5: I trust everyone involved with the team, but I if
Speaker 5: you've been to shows and the people they have doing
Speaker 5: audience warm up, a lot of times they are really
Speaker 5: grandfathered in there.
Speaker 3: Right, folks, We got a great show.
Speaker 5: Maxim was on the left over here. Who's visiting where
Speaker 5: from Carson?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Like Gary Cannon t Yeah, nothing against that, but I
Speaker 3: don't think against him but I was surprised that he
Speaker 3: took over for Pardo for the well because you.
Speaker 4: Know what it's, it's a it's a whole different discipline
Speaker 4: that crowd. Then it's not stand up, it's it's it's crowd.
Speaker 3: So you're saying that maybe I'm not qualified to do it.
Speaker 1: I don't know you in a large group. I've never
Speaker 1: seen you manage a large group.
Speaker 3: I mean I worked at a daycar.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, do you give me quiet?
Speaker 3: That was great? That threw them on my shoulders, ran around,
Speaker 3: I got children for hours, and it's Chris with a mustache?
Speaker 3: Can I be on your I had a mustache at
Speaker 3: the time, so they called me Chris with a mustache.
Speaker 3: That's not what I did, and make them call me.
Speaker 5: That, And then was there another Chris?
Speaker 3: No, No, they just wanted to differentiate from the one
Speaker 3: that had walked in on that first day. And suddenly
Speaker 3: I came back with a mustache and my name changed now,
Speaker 3: but they would you know, he learn That's.
Speaker 5: The lowest blow is if you're the only Clyde and
Speaker 5: they call you like Clyde with a limp or something
Speaker 5: like that.
Speaker 3: Or like if it's a rape, like if you're black Clyde,
Speaker 3: but there's no white white. You have to call me
Speaker 3: black Clyde.
Speaker 5: And I hope there's a guy named Clyde who insists
Speaker 5: everyone calls him black Clyde.
Speaker 3: And he's just white.
Speaker 5: In my mind he is of African American. Man, I
Speaker 5: immediately see you, like white Clyde, I call it black Clyde.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I just think of a goth guy because I
Speaker 3: don't know, I don't go race.
Speaker 5: With Oh yeah, he's like like black Francis. Yeah yeah, Oh, okay,
Speaker 5: my guy's a little bit more on the nose.
Speaker 1: Okay, I guess my guy was from the South.
Speaker 3: You're black Clide.
Speaker 4: My black Clyde was white and old and the black
Speaker 4: part was just random.
Speaker 5: Did he play harmonica or something?
Speaker 3: I like that. Clide like a Cajun creole shrimp.
Speaker 5: And guy just try to get some shoes on him.
Speaker 3: He won't, he won't like it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not gonna happen.
Speaker 1: It's really uncomfortable shoes on black line.
Speaker 5: I got to hear that story.
Speaker 3: Only, well, only for weddons or funerals.
Speaker 5: And even then they're made out of an intricate series.
Speaker 1: Of ropes and crawfish shells.
Speaker 3: David is able to make moccasins. I've seen him make
Speaker 3: all kinds of footwear.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we talked about them the last time.
Speaker 3: He was but since then he made a really professional pair.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they had a soul on him. Tell us about
Speaker 3: your mocas.
Speaker 1: Do you wear them?
Speaker 5: I wear them as much as humanly possible. This is
Speaker 5: my this is my dark time of year because it's
Speaker 5: too hot to wear them. But I put like sheep
Speaker 5: skin inside them. I mean they're really warm and comfortable
Speaker 5: because I for my entire life I've really envision myself
Speaker 5: is I don't really like robes, but I need some slippers.
Speaker 5: I made my feet comfortable, and I would put a
Speaker 5: lot of hints out into the world and never once
Speaker 5: is a gift. Did I receive them?
Speaker 3: Oh, like some deer foams or something.
Speaker 5: Deer foams they're the best.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, some brands.
Speaker 5: If I had known that, I would have done a
Speaker 5: lot of like deer foam hints.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, it's good that you because in my experience,
Speaker 3: you get deer foams from family members that don't love you.
Speaker 3: Oh that's what. They don't know you. Yeah, they don't
Speaker 3: know you. They don't love you like Tasha some slippers.
Speaker 3: It's like, weren't you wearing these last year?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that is a gamble when you get someone slippers,
Speaker 5: because then at Christmas they're sitting around wearing slippers. You're like, oh, please,
Speaker 5: don't unwrap it. I can't go back now, and you
Speaker 5: already wear I've had these for thirty years.
Speaker 3: And when you say you don't wear a robe with them,
Speaker 3: I'm only just I'm imagining you naked with only slippers.
Speaker 3: But that might just have to do.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've I've resold a number of actual shoes, but
Speaker 5: like these, I made from the floor up I guess,
Speaker 5: or wherever you start, made of uh, And I cut them,
Speaker 5: cut them up and so like stitched them together and
Speaker 5: all that. And then I had to run into the
Speaker 5: place where you where you get the stuff and they
Speaker 5: were closed and I was like, come on, I need
Speaker 5: to get in there. And the guy was like sorry,
Speaker 5: and I said I need one thing, and then he
Speaker 5: looked at and they were like, yeah, let him CoInc
Speaker 5: I raced in and then I was just kind of
Speaker 5: reaching around and I grabbed this material to make the
Speaker 5: soles out of and it ended up being the greatest soul.
Speaker 5: It's like it has the same pattern as you know
Speaker 5: those rebox Forrest Gump war.
Speaker 3: Oh, I know the exact model. They're soft, they're white. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they're like aerobic leather.
Speaker 5: Yep, and that's the tread that might have. But they're black,
Speaker 5: so they're really cushy and good and nice.
Speaker 1: Went not for going outside?
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, I wear them outside sometimes. I wouldn't want
Speaker 5: to sprint in them. I think they'd come off, But yeah,
Speaker 5: wear them outside all the time. Yeah, but these these
Speaker 5: have no laces. These are big. I uh do you
Speaker 5: ever see those slippers that were like look like bear's feet?
Speaker 3: Sure they were fun, they were novelty.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's ideally what I would have because I
Speaker 5: had some of those as a kid and them.
Speaker 3: Is that why you want to dress like an animal
Speaker 3: on your should? Probably? What's that group of people that
Speaker 3: have they like a fly in the back and they
Speaker 3: loved each other? Is that is that you're not interested
Speaker 3: in that? Are you?
Speaker 5: You're talking about the junk show and folks we bring
Speaker 5: to you a month and month out, people in costumes
Speaker 5: just having their way with each other, smiles on their faces.
Speaker 3: One time at that Promenade Playhouse, in Santa Monica, there
Speaker 3: was upstairs above us a cuddle group of strangers who
Speaker 3: go and there has to be inappropriate. I think everyone
Speaker 3: there it's like, uh, you know, I don't they have
Speaker 3: to be strange. I'm just gonna go ahead and assume
Speaker 3: that strange. You want to cuddle with strangers, it's a
Speaker 3: cuddle group. You lay down and put your arm around people,
Speaker 3: and they're guidelines and rules.
Speaker 5: Uh you know, as far as the gropes and whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, real technical stuff about no pinks and no stinks,
Speaker 3: all that kind of stuff. And I just can't imagine
Speaker 3: that being a comfortable place.
Speaker 1: I hear if you try anything, they can tase you.
Speaker 1: Is that true?
Speaker 3: Really? They just hands.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyone can tase anyone wants.
Speaker 5: The cuttling starts, so you're going into relax and around
Speaker 5: the perimeter are stationed some gentlemen with tasers at the ready.
Speaker 4: You know, the cuddlers themselves have oh fun, so you
Speaker 4: can just kind of reach back and tase somebody.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh yeah, I'm getting into that. Okay, I wouldn't
Speaker 5: go otherwise.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, they always have someone there to monitor. They
Speaker 3: give you a towel, a taser.
Speaker 5: I've always found that phrase Mexican standoffs be a little
Speaker 5: bit insensitive. But if we could turn it into a
Speaker 5: cuddle standoff, Yeah, but just the same steaks in a
Speaker 5: real cuddle standoff, because that is so intimate. You're both there,
Speaker 5: electrons near each other's genitals and who's gonna squeeze the
Speaker 5: trigger first.
Speaker 3: Oh, that sounds like a fun game, like a trust game.
Speaker 5: M hmm, with a complete stranger.
Speaker 3: Well, now I want to go to this cuddle group
Speaker 3: that doesn't exist.
Speaker 1: It's the way you look at it.
Speaker 3: You got to talk it through and fabricate your own.
Speaker 5: Because if you could find a way to be comfortable
Speaker 5: and calm and yet one eye open, clearly ready for
Speaker 5: that tasing, you probably at the best you could be
Speaker 5: mentally right.
Speaker 3: I mean, you're describing most of my relationships. I don't
Speaker 3: even know that that makes sense. I just said that.
Speaker 1: Fun to say.
Speaker 5: I think there's something there that resonates with everybody in
Speaker 5: the idea that that's kind of how you go through
Speaker 5: life in general. Unnecessary worry as if someone's about to
Speaker 5: taser your genitals. Right with this, a feeling above that
Speaker 5: of like just relax, just relax. It's just that big
Speaker 5: a deal.
Speaker 3: Just cuddle, let's cuddle. No one's going to taste you. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but they could.
Speaker 5: But but but what if they do?
Speaker 1: Shut up? Shut up now, David on your show, are
Speaker 1: you the only person? Are you the only host?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Well yeah, tell us about this sketch.
Speaker 5: And that's that's where like the Clones thing came from.
Speaker 5: Is Originally I wanted to have all this weird uh
Speaker 5: stop motion stuff and clay things talking to me and
Speaker 5: the mailman was gonna kiss me on the cheek and
Speaker 5: things like that.
Speaker 1: Why can't you do that?
Speaker 5: Yeah, they wanted they wanted to seem a little bit
Speaker 5: more of my face. So then I was like, all right,
Speaker 5: how about this Clones thing? And uh so it'll it'll
Speaker 5: have the things that are topical, you know, so whatever
Speaker 5: spins off of that week, you know, so like ant
Speaker 5: Man's coming out or Batman or Superman. So we might
Speaker 5: do like a parody or a spoof or some sort
Speaker 5: of goof for a little short thing. They're usually like
Speaker 5: thirty seconds or a minute long.
Speaker 3: Or jape or man is going to be Iron Guy
Speaker 3: Paul Rudd on the show that.
Speaker 5: The first guest is not Paul Rudd, And uh but
Speaker 5: we but the the publicity people have reached out to everyone,
Speaker 5: and so me being a naturally grudge carrying city but
Speaker 5: also extraordinarily rewarded, like the first guest to me is
Speaker 5: a hero. So that'll have to wait and be revealed
Speaker 5: on Thursday. But that person can.
Speaker 3: Tell me once we're done, yeah I will.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and that person and then I'll know, you'll know,
Speaker 5: and you'll feel that just that great like refreshing sort
Speaker 5: of something that's really inconsequential that I know it.
Speaker 3: Right and people listening right now they will just them
Speaker 3: knowing that I know that's enough for them, but just
Speaker 3: kind of oh boy, vicariously on the edge.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's sweet insider info.
Speaker 1: Tune in just to know what you know, yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, not know yourself. Tune in to know what I
Speaker 3: might know, but know nothing for yourself.
Speaker 5: To listen next week to hear do you need a
Speaker 5: riode to hear who was on my show?
Speaker 3: Exactly?
Speaker 5: You don't need to watch the show, but please do.
Speaker 5: I think people will waun joy.
Speaker 3: That's the kind of thing that gets people to come
Speaker 3: back updates. I bet you're all wondering who that guest was.
Speaker 4: And then I'll say it our show could turn into
Speaker 4: a reactor clip show where we are doing what David's
Speaker 4: doing for sci fi on this show. Yeah, almost like
Speaker 4: it's like Russian nesting doll.
Speaker 3: That's fantastic. And then each one is hosted by Chris Hardwick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we stopped doing it. We stop hosting a show
Speaker 1: like this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's one of the empires that he created.
Speaker 3: Is I host a show about a show that's my
Speaker 3: friend Tracy. Right there, there's Tracy Cat. She picked one
Speaker 3: of the better many of Honda's.
Speaker 5: Look at that van that's tracts.
Speaker 3: There she goes, she.
Speaker 5: Is sorry, color straightcats.
Speaker 4: David, when Sharknado three comes, how will that affect your
Speaker 4: life as a.
Speaker 5: Well, let me just go ahead and be a big
Speaker 5: timer and announce I want to finally come clean. I
Speaker 5: was at the Sharknado three the party at Comic Con.
Speaker 1: You.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so I saw it. It was loud and there's
Speaker 5: a swimming pool and the drinks were good, and uh
Speaker 5: yeah I was. I wouldn't say it was crazy. No
Speaker 5: one went in the pool and no one was like
Speaker 5: fist fighting or anything. It was very pleasant.
Speaker 3: Was Jared from Subway there. He was gonna be in Sharknado.
Speaker 5: Yeah, just purely circumstantial. That guy can't get any Juriss
Speaker 5: Brunes to save his life.
Speaker 3: I don't know, Yeah, I don't know. Honestly, I don't
Speaker 3: know much about this story. Everything I read about it,
Speaker 3: he's being dropped and accused. But the story was he
Speaker 3: had a friend that had a bunch of child pull out. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it all comes down to body of that.
Speaker 3: That's my friends.
Speaker 5: Make a beloved sitcom that all of America likes. You
Speaker 5: can rape upwards of thirty people, but if you just
Speaker 5: get skinny from eating subs, you get one naked four
Speaker 5: year old and you're done.
Speaker 3: What are all these DVDs hidden in these giant pants
Speaker 3: you used to wear? I just want the pants. I
Speaker 3: want those giant pants to be a place he hides things,
Speaker 3: despicable things.
Speaker 1: Horrible, horrible things that should be hidden or not exist.
Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, yeah, they shouldn't exist. It's not.
Speaker 5: No, it's not.
Speaker 1: But it's great to talk about.
Speaker 5: Redacted. That's just in case you didn't edit there, and
Speaker 5: then you get me coming in just announcing what just happened.
Speaker 1: I redacted wall.
Speaker 5: This This episode really jumped around a lot, redacted.
Speaker 1: I think we should go back to talking about the.
Speaker 3: Because I feel left out was redacted?
Speaker 4: You know, like in a they show uh like s
Speaker 4: c C, I A files or FBI files and then
Speaker 4: there's just parts that are black bars.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know about that government pass used.
Speaker 1: To work from the d MV.
Speaker 5: Oh god, I don't know whout your government passed.
Speaker 1: That's the information when redacted, which means no one can
Speaker 1: look at it.
Speaker 3: I missed that on the job. I just almost always.
Speaker 3: I just said, sir, slide it under the bulletproof glass.
Speaker 5: You were a reactor and I host reactor. I mean,
Speaker 5: that's incredible.
Speaker 1: After reactor and it just takes out all the good stuff.
Speaker 5: Maybe not the Russian nesting dolls. Is should you guys
Speaker 5: go through reactor do a lot of her day?
Speaker 1: You start talking a minute, seven minutes. This is going
Speaker 1: to be good.
Speaker 5: I like it.
Speaker 4: We're going to promote your show in so many different
Speaker 4: ways that impedes your show.
Speaker 5: I'm into it. It sounds people like.
Speaker 3: Controversy, people withheld from that. So tune in to the
Speaker 3: first episode if you want to hear Jared from Subway,
Speaker 3: try and explain himself.
Speaker 5: I just like to put it out there that Jared
Speaker 5: from Subway is in no way affiliated.
Speaker 3: That's what David wants you to think, because it's the truth.
Speaker 4: You're right though about I always think this when people
Speaker 4: are accused of child pornography. I just entertained it in
Speaker 4: my mind that that is the worst thing that you
Speaker 4: can say about somebody where immediately everyone assumes you're guilty,
Speaker 4: wants you to be guilty, and it's over. So just say,
Speaker 4: for example, Jared from Subway just discovered how.
Speaker 1: To cure cancer and we will know big pharma will
Speaker 1: no longer be necessary.
Speaker 4: Yes, And then they slam something like that, like, to me,
Speaker 4: that's so scary even though obviously child there, you.
Speaker 3: Know there is the oh no, a fireman, a sweet
Speaker 3: person that's a fireman and that works with my brother
Speaker 3: in law somehow got his computer hacked into. It was
Speaker 3: then used for child stuff. He saw evidence of it
Speaker 3: and said someone hacked into my computer and there was
Speaker 3: an investigation. He got fired as a fireman. It really
Speaker 3: damaged his life and he won percent was innocent.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they say that's what scientology used to do.
Speaker 1: When people try to go against scientology and like get
Speaker 1: people out of it.
Speaker 4: They yeah, would flyer people's neighborhoods and say this person
Speaker 4: is a child molester. Really yeah, So then even when
Speaker 4: the people were innocent, they just know that that's like
Speaker 4: a blasting stain on anyone's car.
Speaker 5: And the worst two is that we immediately if someone
Speaker 5: were like, is probably crazy, but we are already conditioned
Speaker 5: in the beginning to go, oh right, there's no one
Speaker 5: looking after you, there's no one chasing you around. But
Speaker 5: if someone were to get a public forum to go, hey, hey, hey,
Speaker 5: the government is stealing all my stuff. They're impounding my
Speaker 5: car every week, they're taking all my documents and making
Speaker 5: the blah blah blah blah blah, and we'd go yeah,
Speaker 5: right right. That's the scariest thing with all those like
Speaker 5: the NSA leaks and things like that, is that we
Speaker 5: inherently don't trust one another. And when that's all it
Speaker 5: would take. It's just that one little like Garon Kilgarriff
Speaker 5: as a chest buff jild pornography and they knew it.
Speaker 3: And she always call it her treasures, my precious moment.
Speaker 3: I thought it was gold to blooms Karen, it's terrible.
Speaker 3: I should have known. Well for you, it won't be kiddy,
Speaker 3: it's some like a horse and a lady or something. Why,
Speaker 3: I don't know. It's not it's bad, but not as
Speaker 3: bad ladyesh.
Speaker 5: Really, I don't think they have sex with their students
Speaker 5: all the time. And we just kind of go, that's adorable.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right, because we think boys want wanted to happen.
Speaker 5: Mary Kayla Turno and that dude have been married thirteen years.
Speaker 1: They're still married. Yeah, I'd like to say happily, but
Speaker 1: I don't know them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they might bicker a lot. Yeah, there's an age difference.
Speaker 3: He always wants to talk about three eleven and she
Speaker 3: wants to talk about wham.
Speaker 5: And when they are bickering, she has to tell him
Speaker 5: certain vocabulary words yep.
Speaker 1: And then she's like, you're on detention.
Speaker 3: It's like you're not my tutor anymore.
Speaker 5: Oh, I'm so flabbergasted, flabbergasted, some feeling my mouth in
Speaker 5: your words that I don't know.
Speaker 1: You're gonna need to know this the test. Oh as
Speaker 1: well learn it now.
Speaker 3: Oh that'd be weird if they still did role playing
Speaker 3: where she was the teacher. But I guess healthy. Who
Speaker 3: are we to say? No one knows what goes on
Speaker 3: in other people's relations I just have boring, stationary missionary
Speaker 3: love relationships. Maybe I should Maybe I should have been
Speaker 3: with a teacher. There was a few I would have
Speaker 3: liked to mix it up with. You still have a chance,
Speaker 3: except for miss Brandolf, she broke.
Speaker 5: Those are the best regrets in life. Yeah, but you
Speaker 5: didn't run off with one of your teachers.
Speaker 1: I mean, have sex with child.
Speaker 3: That's the kind of regret someone that has never had
Speaker 3: a real problem with have. I wish I'd ran off
Speaker 3: with a teacher. What have I done with my life?
Speaker 5: I was twelve, but I was ahead of my years.
Speaker 5: She knew it.
Speaker 1: It was a real love. I felt.
Speaker 3: So David, not to change subject, But what is what
Speaker 3: is the part of living with me that you miss
Speaker 3: the most?
Speaker 5: You're very quiet, and when you would come out, we
Speaker 5: just laugh a lot. I miss that.
Speaker 3: Thank you. Thanks. We did do that a lot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you just thank you, Like everyone's been saying the
Speaker 4: opposite of that.
Speaker 1: He's loud, and he's not fun when he comes out
Speaker 1: of his room.
Speaker 3: He's fun in his room. So sometimes I wanted to
Speaker 3: go in there with him, laughing and tickling by himself,
Speaker 3: But then he'd come out solemn.
Speaker 1: Quiet, demanding money for the phone bill.
Speaker 3: Oh god, he knows. I always wanted a piece of
Speaker 3: his cash's loot. It's nice that you.
Speaker 1: Guys still have like a positive relationship, because oftentimes when
Speaker 1: people are roommates, it ends badly. Yeah.
Speaker 5: No, we didn't have a breakup at all.
Speaker 3: No, No, it was the house broke up with us
Speaker 3: against our will.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we are landlord a big grudge against you, good sir.
Speaker 5: And I forget his name, luckily, but if I saw
Speaker 5: his dumb old man's stonery surfer.
Speaker 3: Face, yeah, it's like an elderly stroke victim surfer.
Speaker 5: Guy who inherited some money and then squandered it all
Speaker 5: the way and had to use our rent money that
Speaker 5: we were paying him for other purposes and let his
Speaker 5: house lapse into foreclosure.
Speaker 3: Accidentally open something from the bank. That's that said the bank,
Speaker 3: this is our house, and you haven't been making payments, and.
Speaker 5: We were like something like that. We got to notice
Speaker 5: and said they're auctioning off O the house you live
Speaker 5: in or something.
Speaker 3: Why aren't we paying rent? Then, so we decided we'd
Speaker 3: squat that summer right and just not pay, And of
Speaker 3: course that just made a bunch of people upset. There
Speaker 3: was like a one month where we didn't.
Speaker 5: We just desperately wanted a squat. But it's just weird
Speaker 5: when you're like, I think the idea of having to
Speaker 5: peek up over your windowsill and be like, I'm an adult,
Speaker 5: anyone out there, herr sneak in here.
Speaker 3: I think the way that I did screw them is
Speaker 3: I twice ordered for bulk pick up because there's a
Speaker 3: literally bags of garbage, like wet garbageaghetti and bags of
Speaker 3: spaghetti bags, just giant bags of spaghetti. Mom spaghetti, Yeah,
Speaker 3: Eminem's mom spaghetti, giant bags of it. And I never
Speaker 3: yes chewed up by a bird, mother, and I never
Speaker 3: put it outside. So there was this garbage in the
Speaker 3: garage for weeks. And that's I like to stick it
Speaker 3: to the man.
Speaker 1: We did that too.
Speaker 4: I think there's kind of standard dumb ways that you
Speaker 4: do that when you're in your twenties, because we did
Speaker 4: that exact same thing in Sacramento. We moved out of
Speaker 4: a house and filled the garage with bags of garbage.
Speaker 1: And then just shut the grown door and drove away.
Speaker 3: It feels good, so.
Speaker 1: Kind of guilty.
Speaker 5: You shouldn't I did.
Speaker 3: I did too.
Speaker 5: I mean, well, I think I went back after that
Speaker 5: and put some of that trash out. I don't think
Speaker 5: at some point, yeah, I knew you did. As much
Speaker 5: as I hated that guy, I uh, I didn't want
Speaker 5: him to have anything.
Speaker 3: You know, I saw him one night day he told
Speaker 3: me he saw him a killer shrimp, and I wait,
Speaker 3: I like recognized his face and he recognized me. But
Speaker 3: I'm like, this doesn't benefit me all at all to
Speaker 3: make a small talk just because I'm in a good mood.
Speaker 3: It would end with him yelling. So I just went
Speaker 3: and pretended. I just start waving at everyone in the room.
Speaker 3: I got a disorder.
Speaker 1: Oh the waivers in town.
Speaker 3: I guess that's how I know that kid. He waved
Speaker 3: at me before.
Speaker 1: You like the Melrose Larry Green of killer Shrimp.
Speaker 3: I wish I know a lot of references. You know,
Speaker 3: Is that from a book? Because I don't read.
Speaker 5: Oh Melrose Larry Green.
Speaker 1: From a book.
Speaker 4: That's the guy from Stern that used to stand literally
Speaker 4: on Melrose holding a sign.
Speaker 1: That said a bunch of dumb man.
Speaker 3: You know I'm a sternhead, right. I love that guy.
Speaker 1: He's pretty amazing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like how he said you're not a serious broadcaster.
Speaker 3: If you're you have a podcast, you have to go
Speaker 3: to a market and become a radio DJ, terrestrial radio DJ.
Speaker 3: Otherwise you're not a serious his thought processes from the eighties, Yeah,
Speaker 3: or a news or a newspaper writer.
Speaker 5: Man, it would be weird though. I mean he he
Speaker 5: built up this empire within that and then made a
Speaker 5: billion dollars, right, and then a lot of I'm sure
Speaker 5: podcasters come up and go, hey, I pretty much do
Speaker 5: what you do.
Speaker 3: But without the money part. Yeah. So he has animosity.
Speaker 3: It was there was some episode where he's fighting with
Speaker 3: that fear I've already mentioned.
Speaker 5: It's been fun to watch retell a lot of stories
Speaker 5: over the course of uh, like doing the road. You
Speaker 5: go do morning radio, and in the beginning it was
Speaker 5: all the guys going with a podcast. I mean, you've
Speaker 5: got a podcast, and then like a year later, two
Speaker 5: year later, you come in and they're like, hey, want
Speaker 5: to stick around into our podcast after the show?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you're right, they do.
Speaker 1: They do.
Speaker 3: The radio guys stop and then they record a podcast
Speaker 3: after they do their their broadcast. It's so funny to me, Well,
Speaker 3: we're back here at TIGS. I know you you tonight.
Speaker 1: Of course, thank you for being there you guys.
Speaker 5: It was a delight And I would you guys think
Speaker 5: you'll watch Reactor be honest with.
Speaker 3: Me, Yes, it sounds like I'm gonna get because of it.
Speaker 5: Oh good, cool? What help you?
Speaker 3: What did you say you're gonna.
Speaker 4: Because I was watching the promos that you were tweeting
Speaker 4: and they're really funny.
Speaker 5: Thanks cool. I hope the show stays in that same vighton.
Speaker 5: I hope it stays silly and goofy like that and that.
Speaker 5: So far, we've done two test shows and they've been
Speaker 5: fun and easy, and so I'm excited and think thanks
Speaker 5: for uh for putting the the word out about it
Speaker 5: a little bit.
Speaker 6: Every Yeah, everyone listening to this podcast that you just
Speaker 6: picked up hundreds of listeners yay. And also keep an
Speaker 6: eye on redactors people sometimes thousands. Yeah, we had an
Speaker 6: episode where nine thousand people listened.
Speaker 5: David, Oh, congratulations, that's really good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a good episode.
Speaker 5: Did you have Barack Obama on? Yep, that explains it.
Speaker 1: He was talking about.
Speaker 3: We had a sculpture of Michelle Obama's arm on.
Speaker 1: Just that.
Speaker 5: Now, my new goal for this episode is nine thousand
Speaker 5: and one listeners. You can do it, guys, come on,
Speaker 5: tell your friends this was a good one.
Speaker 3: Watch Reactor on Sci Fi Networks. I'm sorry, I say, skyfie.
Speaker 1: Hey it's Thursday at what time?
Speaker 5: Thursday eleven thirty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's that'll do for your plugs. Sorry one plenty,
Speaker 3: and thank you everyone for listening to Do You Need
Speaker 3: a Ride? I've been Chris Fairbanks. Yeah, I've never done
Speaker 3: it that way. No, I like it. We just shook
Speaker 3: hands for the record, for the first time ever, Karen
Speaker 3: and I shook hands. It felt very strange. It was
Speaker 3: odd and uncomfortable, professional and authentic, minor, very moist. I
Speaker 3: apologize mine are quite dry. You've been listening to Do
Speaker 3: You Need a Ride? D y n A. R.