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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season two ninety one,

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Speaker 1: Episode three of Dally's Guys Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Production of iHeartRadio.

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Speaker 1: This is a podcast where we take a deep dive

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Speaker 1: into America's shared consciousness. And it is, of course, Thursday,

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Speaker 1: June fifteenth, twenty twenty three.

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Speaker 3: Of course, Mile Power Day, National Power Day. I don't

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Speaker 3: know what that is, National Fall Party Day. Shout out

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Speaker 3: to everybody in Cancun on spring Break foam Party, Oh Jack,

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Speaker 3: National Megalodon Day. Hey, I still haven't seen the meg

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Speaker 3: you have it? No? Oh, I feel like like that.

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Speaker 1: That movie would have been my dream for like the

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Speaker 1: first ten years of my life.

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Speaker 3: And now I just what happened to you?

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Speaker 1: Man? You lost the love.

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Speaker 3: For shark attacks that you're trying to get your whole

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Speaker 3: shit bit out here? Yeah? I know.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, Shout out to the megal Adon really Yeah, it

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Speaker 1: made smile power, Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And smile power the smile. I love a make. It's

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Speaker 3: a very powerful thing.

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Speaker 1: My name is Jack O'Brien aka grim Grimacy, grim Grimacy,

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Speaker 1: grim Grimace Goo. The Hamburglar loves it and now you

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Speaker 1: can too. That is courtesy of Rezik on the Discord

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Speaker 1: in reference to the fact that that new Grims milkshake

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Speaker 1: is come.

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Speaker 3: It's Grimace come, is what it is.

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Speaker 1: And I'll keep saying like the creativity coming from our

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Speaker 1: listeners around Grimace Grimace cum milkshakes is inspiring.

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Speaker 3: If you honor.

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Speaker 1: Me, I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my

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Speaker 1: co host mister Miles Gram Miles Gray, Gabe.

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Speaker 4: Grimace Come tug that purple beet b and let it

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Speaker 4: out into my shake. Grim is come. I don't have

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Speaker 4: to taste it to know that it tastes just like grape.

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Speaker 4: Okay to Willie Kaye on the discord, not mixed berry.

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Speaker 3: It's great. It's great.

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Speaker 1: The other thing, the two things we knew the second

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Speaker 1: we looked at it that have since been refuted by

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Speaker 1: Big McDonald's. But first of all, we knew that's great

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Speaker 1: purple milkshake, obviously grave and that mixed berry's. And second

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Speaker 1: of all, it's Grimouth come. And you can't tell me otherwise.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, all right, it's the hill You're

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Speaker 3: gonna die.

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Speaker 1: That is Miles Little house keeping up top. We're now

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Speaker 1: doing eight episodes a week instead of ten. One episode

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Speaker 1: on Monday. That is like a long Trending Weekend catch

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Speaker 1: up one on Friday and then the Tuesday episode. We

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Speaker 1: are interviewing experts. We are interviewing you guys. Currently, we

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Speaker 1: are interviewing you guys about your very interesting jobs. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: the listeners of the Daily Zeitgeist. What a wide range

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Speaker 1: of fascinating professions professional experience. That's been fascinating. We can't

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Speaker 1: wait to keep talking to you guys. Hit us up

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Speaker 1: at Daily Zeitgeist on Twitter on the discord. Let us

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Speaker 1: know craziest thing you've ever seen on the job, something

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Speaker 1: people misunderstand about your job. We have spoken to a

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Speaker 1: pet animal.

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Speaker 3: Will do this every time, God, veterinary pathologists.

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Speaker 1: Veterinary pathologist, yes, about a bag of cocaine coated eagles,

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Speaker 1: and then a Domino's delivery driver and a wedding efficient

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Speaker 1: a car repo man. We've only spoken to two people,

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Speaker 1: but they had a lot of jobs. Anyways, hit us up.

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Speaker 1: We can't wait to hear more from you, sick motherfuckers.

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Speaker 1: And speaking of sick motherfuckers, Miles, we are thrilled to

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Speaker 1: be joined in a third seat by one of the funniest,

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Speaker 1: one of the smartest writers people I've ever worked with.

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Speaker 1: He is a best selling author. He is an Emmy

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Speaker 1: winning writer for Last week Time Night with John Oliver.

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Speaker 1: He co hosts the podcast Quick Question with Sworn and Daniel.

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Speaker 1: Please welcome back to the show.

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Speaker 2: Daniel O'Brien, Hello, thank you so much for that intro

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Speaker 2: one for having me and uh, I really gosh, I

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Speaker 2: but hopefully what a de escalation of excitement when you

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Speaker 2: go from veterinary pathologists to Domino's pizza delivery driver.

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Speaker 1: But he was so interesting. Oh okay, can I can

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Speaker 1: I interest you in this fact? Once every couple months,

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Speaker 1: people come to the door with their shirt on but

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Speaker 1: nothing else. Really, Yeah, different groups of people, Like it's

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Speaker 1: they're not wearing pants, but they don't even like once

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Speaker 1: they've had the transaction, they're not like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: what have I done? You know again, that's like a

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Speaker 1: I think it's just where flashers and other kinds of

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Speaker 2: There was that one episode of High Maintenance where a

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Speaker 2: character was doing that over and over again, just as

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Speaker 2: like I think it was Catherine Cohen, but don't quote

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Speaker 2: me on that who played it. But she would just

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Speaker 2: like hang an errand tit out to make people look

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Speaker 2: at like in a convenience store like whatever. Someone was

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Speaker 2: out and I'm just like, come on, like he's seen

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Speaker 2: it all the time. He's just sick about it.

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Speaker 3: To deal with it, please, I got a lot of tables.

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Speaker 1: Man, how are you doing, Daniel. It's great to see

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Speaker 1: I couldn't even tell that lie. Yeah, it's good to

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Speaker 1: see you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, how are you. Thanks, I'm good, it's good to

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Speaker 2: be here. I've been hanging out in Los Angeles for

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Speaker 2: the last couple of weeks, and we'll continue for the

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Speaker 2: next couple of weeks. Just like a month trip back

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Speaker 2: to my old stomping ground, and it's a complete betrayal

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Speaker 2: It's been really gloomy. Yeah, cold, it's very unfortunate.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's going to turn up this weekend though, at

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Speaker 3: least there's that Yeah, yeah, it's gonna be warm.

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Speaker 1: I just I just checked that day's weather report. I

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Speaker 3: Seventy four, Friday eighty Saturday in like high seventies next week.

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Speaker 3: All right, Oh yeah, we're getting back to it, regressing

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Speaker 1: All right, well, Daniel, we're going to get to know

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Speaker 1: you a little bit better in a moment. First, a

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Speaker 1: couple of the things that we're talking about. The Jack

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Speaker 1: We'll talk about a TikToker who is like kind of

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Speaker 1: pulling to George Bluth but sad. Yeah, where he's like

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Speaker 1: teaching lessons to people, but the lesson is like I'm

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Speaker 3: And you and your feeling.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, we might talk about Netflix finally opening a

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Speaker 1: Netflix themed restaurant. What we've been we've been calling for

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Speaker 1: it for years. And another thing we've been calling for

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Speaker 3: Got my tickets? You signed up?

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Speaker 1: Jack?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I mean it's says so. The description

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Speaker 1: says comedy fans aspiring stand up comedians and television writers

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Speaker 1: take note. So Daniel eager to hear about, like which

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Actually, I'm teaching an entire masterclass about I don't want

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Speaker 2: to give it away completely, but it's about how it's

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Speaker 2: time to cancel cancel culture.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: I just think it's time.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I love that.

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Speaker 1: I love that they threw television writers. Television writers. You're

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Speaker 1: Jay Leno. Yeah, well, we'll talk about all that plenty more.

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Speaker 1: But first, Daniel O'Brien, what is something from your search

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Speaker 1: history that's revealing about who you are?

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Speaker 2: Unkillable plants. I have recently moved to a new apartment

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Speaker 2: in my home in Jersey, and it's a really nice space,

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Speaker 2: and positive when I'm in someone's house just like a

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Speaker 1: I don't just like a reverse et you walk into

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Speaker 2: Well, absolutely, And so I don't want to get fake

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Speaker 2: I was just like tooling around, what are the hardest

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Speaker 1: Own Yeah, yeah, is it? Are we looking at cacti?

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Speaker 1: What's the internet's advice on the hardiest plant?

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Speaker 2: First, A lot of people say snake plants.

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Speaker 3: Doesn't say snake plant, that's hard.

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Speaker 2: cast iron plant, which like by name alone excites me.

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Speaker 2: That's I feel like that's what I should be working with.

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Speaker 1: There are no leaves on it. It just looks like

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Speaker 1: a dead shrub. But it's like the bristle cone pine.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever seen those?

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Speaker 1: What? Bristle cone pine are the oldest living things on

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, Medusa up in like Bishop in California. I've

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Speaker 1: They like the deadest plant you've ever seen.

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Speaker 1: But they're they're like alive on the inside. They're truly

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Speaker 1: like beautiful things. But they look like beautiful like sculptures.

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Speaker 1: They don't look like living plants.

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Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, there are those little gravy monsters that Ursula

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Speaker 2: creates a Little Mermaid.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like the little gravvy monsters that she creates. Did

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Speaker 1: you see the live action remake? By the way I did,

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Speaker 2: Here's one of the the strange ways that the sick

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Speaker 3: And oh it's so jarring. Yeah, especially when award season

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just fun.

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Speaker 3: Someone's taking their lives into their hands. Someone's flying an

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Speaker 3: Who had that take that was, like, I think the strike.

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Speaker 3: How much of it do you think? You know? I've

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Speaker 2: I don't have any extra insight into this than anyone

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Speaker 2: seems slightly more likely, that money could be very the

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds familiar to also the ones that succeed,

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00:21:57,520 --> 00:22:02,120
Speaker 1: like Facebook. Facebook was that, and then like this year

439
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:05,920
Speaker 1: I read somewhere that like Facebook's having like an amazing year,

440
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:09,479
Speaker 1: like at the stock market, Like really, at the stock market,

441
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:12,800
Speaker 1: we're all the I'm going to together and just throw

442
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:17,399
Speaker 1: stocks back and forth. Yeah, like Facebook's stock is like

443
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:18,560
Speaker 1: doing well or there.

444
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:19,119
Speaker 3: I don't know.

445
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:21,760
Speaker 1: I'm just like, how how are we still here?

446
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:22,800
Speaker 3: After meta?

447
00:22:23,119 --> 00:22:25,240
Speaker 1: After the pivot to video bullshit?

448
00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:27,320
Speaker 3: Oh yeah? And then the listener was saying that, like

449
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:30,239
Speaker 3: the Twitter video views, it's I think it's like two

450
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:33,040
Speaker 3: to three seconds is what triggers a view. Yeah, really,

451
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:35,679
Speaker 3: we're right back where we started where people are like,

452
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:38,639
Speaker 3: you got to see the fucking numbers we're doing here, folks,

453
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:41,280
Speaker 3: give us your ad dollars. Wait, what it's all, it's

454
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:42,040
Speaker 3: all an illusion.

455
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:46,800
Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, let's take a quick break and we'll be

456
00:22:47,160 --> 00:23:03,720
Speaker 1: right back. And we're bad. And the Jack Smith merch

457
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:08,119
Speaker 1: is here. The liberals are really trying to like top

458
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:12,040
Speaker 1: conservatives when it comes to churning out cringey merchandise.

459
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:13,240
Speaker 3: I don't think they ever will.

460
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:17,719
Speaker 1: But the Robert Mueller craze was like, I still have

461
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:22,560
Speaker 1: my Robert Mueller action figures inbox dead stock and the

462
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:24,760
Speaker 1: price just is not budgeting.

463
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:26,960
Speaker 3: Man. Oh yeah, Jack, here, the pull the cord on

464
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:28,480
Speaker 3: the back of it. Let's hear some of the quotes.

465
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:38,119
Speaker 3: What Donald rum? He's fine? Okay? Why are there so

466
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:40,440
Speaker 3: many flies in here? I did this.

467
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:43,960
Speaker 1: This article made me like go and look at a

468
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:46,640
Speaker 1: video because I didn't want to be burned twice because

469
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:50,360
Speaker 1: I was burned by Mueller by like, you know, him

470
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:53,600
Speaker 1: never talking and everyone's like, oh, he's so like stoic

471
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:54,760
Speaker 1: and tough and.

472
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:55,800
Speaker 3: That's why he doesn't talk.

473
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:58,320
Speaker 1: And it turns out he doesn't talk because like when

474
00:23:58,359 --> 00:24:02,760
Speaker 1: he did finally did, like a a like elderly muppet

475
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:04,760
Speaker 1: voice came out of his head.

476
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:09,800
Speaker 3: He was like, well, this guy's really done it this time.

477
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:12,840
Speaker 3: Oh fuck no no.

478
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:17,040
Speaker 1: And Jack Smith has a pretty normal voice. He just

479
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:20,920
Speaker 1: seems like a like first, he reminded me of Frank Vogel,

480
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:22,720
Speaker 1: the former Lakers coach.

481
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:24,320
Speaker 3: I mean, for people who haven't heard his voice, here

482
00:24:24,359 --> 00:24:25,719
Speaker 3: is it just give you a little taste of what

483
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:28,439
Speaker 3: old Jack Smith sounds like. He just sounds like a dude.

484
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:31,080
Speaker 1: This indictment was voted by a grand jury of citizens

485
00:24:31,359 --> 00:24:33,240
Speaker 1: in the Southern District of Florida.

486
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,639
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, pretty standard. He's not pulling.

487
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:41,600
Speaker 1: He's not giving Mueller or like DeSantis or Jared Kushner,

488
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:44,439
Speaker 1: you know these people who we saw a lot, and

489
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:46,800
Speaker 1: then when you finally hear them, you're like, wait, that's

490
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:49,280
Speaker 1: the voice that comes out of that head. Like that

491
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:53,880
Speaker 1: is totally not what I was expecting. This guy seems

492
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:58,680
Speaker 1: like somebody that liberals will be able to credibly jerk

493
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:02,440
Speaker 1: off to after having heard him speak and like seen

494
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:03,080
Speaker 1: him in court.

495
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:05,840
Speaker 3: Hey man, he's been trying people at the Hague. Just

496
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:09,160
Speaker 3: not the US, just not the US, just not the US.

497
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:10,480
Speaker 2: Uh shut.

498
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:10,760
Speaker 3: Yeah.

499
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:15,520
Speaker 1: Definitely means theirs are like so they look like they

500
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:17,760
Speaker 1: were designed by the people who like design the mm

501
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:24,679
Speaker 1: A like tap out shirts like karma is Jack Smith. No,

502
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:27,800
Speaker 1: I mean the puns suck too, like at least Muller

503
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:31,040
Speaker 1: there was Muller time, Like that was kind of stupid enough.

504
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:35,040
Speaker 1: And that's like mister Smith goes to Washington unisex short

505
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:38,680
Speaker 1: sleeve T shirt. Yeah, okay, can we do have any

506
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:40,159
Speaker 1: other good puns for Jack?

507
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:41,400
Speaker 3: Yeah?

508
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:43,720
Speaker 2: I don't understand the impulse. I want to meet one

509
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:48,159
Speaker 2: person who sincerely and ironically wants a Jack Smith T

510
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:50,600
Speaker 2: shirt and like plans to hold on to it and

511
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:54,000
Speaker 2: wear it. It's just like, and this happens every election cycle.

512
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,840
Speaker 2: This happens all the time. There's always insane merchandise for

513
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,919
Speaker 2: whatever the hot new political figure is. And I just

514
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,919
Speaker 2: want to fast forward in time, like fifteen years for

515
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:05,479
Speaker 2: someone to be caught in a sleep shirt and they're like,

516
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:09,879
Speaker 2: who the fuck is Beto o' rourke. Why do you

517
00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:14,480
Speaker 2: got a clearly photoshop shirt of him shirtless, like riding

518
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:16,800
Speaker 2: a horse? Like, oh yeah, I was really excited about

519
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:19,520
Speaker 2: this perpetual Democrat loser.

520
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:24,520
Speaker 3: Always Betto and oh Rourke, Wait, what's what's four seasons

521
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:27,720
Speaker 3: total landscaping? Now that one?

522
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:31,720
Speaker 1: And yeah, no, I want to meet those people too,

523
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:35,280
Speaker 1: because I'm fucking upside down on these karma is Jack

524
00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:38,200
Speaker 1: Smith's shirts. I've got crates of them here.

525
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:42,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, I told you, Jack, Helvetica like maybe would have

526
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:44,359
Speaker 3: been a better font than using I think was that

527
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:46,720
Speaker 3: curls empty is the font that you're using.

528
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:49,040
Speaker 1: Curls empty, Yeah, not a great one. I have to

529
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,439
Speaker 1: look up that font. You haven't seenanuel. You're you're a

530
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:52,400
Speaker 1: funk guy, right.

531
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:56,280
Speaker 2: That is one of the most insulting things you've ever

532
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:56,760
Speaker 2: said to me.

533
00:26:58,359 --> 00:27:03,040
Speaker 3: I thought you don't know curls yeah, this one. Oh yeah, okay,

534
00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 3: curls yeah.

535
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:08,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like for little kid's birthdays that like where

536
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:11,000
Speaker 1: you're doing the decorations on a dot Matrix printer.

537
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:13,520
Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, I think it's so funny too, because

538
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:15,760
Speaker 3: like there's such a trend right now with just bad

539
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:18,560
Speaker 3: just like merch in general, not even to do with politics.

540
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:21,119
Speaker 3: Like everyone's doing the old like sort of what is

541
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:24,720
Speaker 3: cash money wreckers, like nineties Southern rap album kind of

542
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:27,200
Speaker 3: esthetic like on a T shirt or like old wrestler

543
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,520
Speaker 3: t shirts. Yeah, he couldn't even do a Jack Smith

544
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:32,480
Speaker 3: like that where he's like in a Rolls Royce you

545
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:37,000
Speaker 3: know what I mean, no limit style T shirt? Yeah,

546
00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:41,840
Speaker 3: Jack Smith, these suck. The ones that they've released so far,

547
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:46,840
Speaker 3: this one features the slogan Somebody's gonna get jacked up, which,

548
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 3: what the fuck?

549
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,639
Speaker 1: I mean I might buy just for myself like that.

550
00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:53,760
Speaker 1: It's a cool slogan for me.

551
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:56,160
Speaker 3: But yeah, just.

552
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:01,439
Speaker 1: Irrespective of political kind context, that's a cool thing for

553
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:02,680
Speaker 1: me to be saying.

554
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,840
Speaker 3: The only way to catch a jack off is to

555
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:09,359
Speaker 3: have jack on the case. I think, Yeah, I'm that

556
00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 3: one to tea public now, Yeah, I guess that's.

557
00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:14,679
Speaker 1: Good now now that I think about it, Trump's a

558
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:15,639
Speaker 1: real jack off.

559
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:20,560
Speaker 3: Thanks. The real problem with this guy real jack off?

560
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:21,640
Speaker 3: Am I right? Foot?

561
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:23,840
Speaker 2: What is I get that?

562
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:26,879
Speaker 3: Like we that I get. I get that we have

563
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:30,000
Speaker 3: to that people in their minds, these fucking like Muller

564
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:32,879
Speaker 3: or Smith or you know, Alvium Bragg or whatever, they

565
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:36,040
Speaker 3: become like these savior figures. But like to the point

566
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 3: of making just the most low energy merch. I mean,

567
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:41,160
Speaker 3: I guess that that's the point. Is like just like

568
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:44,480
Speaker 3: how there's grifters on the right. There's like some asshole's

569
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:47,560
Speaker 3: gonna buy this stupid shirt that I just mad designed

570
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,960
Speaker 3: in two seconds, and I can just make money off

571
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 3: of that enthusiasm. When oh shit, when in the end,

572
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:56,640
Speaker 3: it's like let's just fucking get off this stuff like that.

573
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:58,959
Speaker 3: These people are gonna save us. It's the problems are

574
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 3: so much bigger than what fucking Jack Smith can do.

575
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,120
Speaker 3: Miles just dropped his handgun.

576
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,640
Speaker 1: By the way, he likes to play with his handgun

577
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:07,200
Speaker 1: while it's not loaded.

578
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:11,719
Speaker 3: Okay, I learned my lesson, all right, Well, speaking of

579
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:17,200
Speaker 3: real jack offs, let's talk about this guy, Belgian TikToker.

580
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:20,040
Speaker 3: Do we have his name? I don't. It's it's not

581
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:22,760
Speaker 3: even worth saying his name. We won't even His name

582
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:25,760
Speaker 3: is David Barton, and if you really want to fucking

583
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 3: waste your time, he's at Ragnar Lafu and there's underscores,

584
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:30,840
Speaker 3: but I'm not going to give you that information. So anyway,

585
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:34,280
Speaker 3: I think fans of Arrested Development, yes we bring this up,

586
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:38,840
Speaker 3: they will surely remember the patriarch's penchant for teaching lessons

587
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:41,000
Speaker 3: to his children. George Bluth in the most intense and

588
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:43,280
Speaker 3: fucked up ways where he would get his friend and

589
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 3: former employee, J. Walter Weatherman, who was an amputee had

590
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 3: he had one arm, be the shock value focal point

591
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:51,840
Speaker 3: to get his kids to do things like leave a

592
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 3: note or stop yelling and things like this where they

593
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:58,200
Speaker 3: would get in these terrible accidents and freak the kids out,

594
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,040
Speaker 3: and then Jay Walter Weatherman would be like, and that

595
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:03,560
Speaker 3: that's why you always leave a note. Well, this guy

596
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:06,160
Speaker 3: is taking a page straight out of that book when

597
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 3: he faked his own death, and he got his wife

598
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:13,760
Speaker 3: and daughters to all promise that they would all just

599
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:17,360
Speaker 3: pretend grieve the loss of their father and family member,

600
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:20,239
Speaker 3: so you know, daddy can do a TikTok, right, And

601
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:22,840
Speaker 3: once like words spread of his death quote unquote, people

602
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:26,080
Speaker 3: gathered like in Liaisse or whatever for this fucking funeral.

603
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 3: When the service began, this guy fucking descends in a helicopter. Yes,

604
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:34,760
Speaker 3: to surprise the morning family and friends, and most people

605
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:37,200
Speaker 3: were fucking confused because they're like, wait, what the fuck

606
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 3: And then they're like, oh, okay, this asshole really just

607
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:43,120
Speaker 3: faked his death. Some people were like relieved and in tears,

608
00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:45,400
Speaker 3: but overall, I think it was just a surreal moment

609
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:48,080
Speaker 3: that was just totally unnecessary. And this is the best part.

610
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:50,120
Speaker 3: So when he talked about why he did it, it

611
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:53,440
Speaker 3: sounds pretty much like George Bluth. He says, what I quote,

612
00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:56,200
Speaker 3: what I see in my family often hurts me. I

613
00:30:56,320 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 3: never get invited to anything. Nobody sees me. We all

614
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:05,280
Speaker 3: grew apart. I felt unappreciated. That's why I wanted to

615
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:08,000
Speaker 3: give them a life lesson and show them that you

616
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:12,080
Speaker 3: shouldn't wait until someone is dead to meet up with them. Yeah,

617
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:13,680
Speaker 3: and then he glowes on to talk about like some

618
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:15,720
Speaker 3: of the people his like family members that reached out

619
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:17,880
Speaker 3: to him. He was like, yeah, proofs who really cares

620
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:20,840
Speaker 3: about me? And those who didn't come. You know, I

621
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:23,040
Speaker 3: guess I know what's going on, but I did like

622
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:25,360
Speaker 3: and those always said. And then also those who didn't come,

623
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:27,520
Speaker 3: they did contact me to meet up. So in a

624
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:28,880
Speaker 3: way I did win.

625
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:33,560
Speaker 2: I would say, your relatives not showing up to your

626
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:34,960
Speaker 2: funeral is not a win.

627
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:38,520
Speaker 1: I would not shown up to the funeral, finding out

628
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 1: you did a like hoax to show them up, and

629
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,280
Speaker 1: then texting you and being like, hey, we should hang

630
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:44,240
Speaker 1: out sometimes.

631
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:47,200
Speaker 3: Got I didn't know he was this bad man. Sure.

632
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:50,960
Speaker 2: When I started reading this story, and you know, the

633
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:54,400
Speaker 2: headline very clearly spells it out that a man faked

634
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:56,920
Speaker 2: his death to teach a lesson, I was really I

635
00:31:56,960 --> 00:32:00,320
Speaker 2: went into this thinking that's misguided, that's stupid. Also, assuming

636
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:03,280
Speaker 2: that the lesson was going to be like climate change

637
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:06,880
Speaker 2: or something important, some kind of statement about something important.

638
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:09,400
Speaker 2: The fact that the lesson is and that's why you

639
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:13,120
Speaker 2: should invite me to more parties. Family, That is the

640
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:15,600
Speaker 2: saddest possible reason to take your own death.

641
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 1: True, why you should stop not inviting me to party?

642
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 3: Right? You like actively shunned. You're just letting everybody know

643
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:28,520
Speaker 3: why no one invites you to shit because you're the

644
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 3: guy who does you know all this wild shit just

645
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:34,840
Speaker 3: for TikTok use. Then you'll pretend you're dead and then

646
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:35,960
Speaker 3: be like, did I guilt you?

647
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 2: Mom?

648
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:40,960
Speaker 3: Yeah? Okay, good? Can I come to my niece's christening? Now?

649
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,200
Speaker 2: Is this not a crime?

650
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,440
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like I don't know. I think if

651
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:52,560
Speaker 1: he had fulled the filocal authorities, maybe, but yeah if

652
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:56,600
Speaker 1: he just like had them post on social that he

653
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:59,400
Speaker 1: was dead and then like invite to a fake funeral

654
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:03,920
Speaker 1: like probably not. Oh yeah, the daughter, this is what's

655
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:06,400
Speaker 1: really fucked up. Like in the post that was about

656
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:10,719
Speaker 1: his death, his daughter wrote this caption, rest in peace, Daddy.

657
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,880
Speaker 1: I will never stop thinking about you. Why is life

658
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:16,760
Speaker 1: so unfair? Why you you were going to be a

659
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:19,720
Speaker 1: grandfather and you still had your whole life ahead of you.

660
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:21,800
Speaker 1: I love you, we love you, we will never forget

661
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:25,160
Speaker 1: you now, I think obviously he wrote that, but like

662
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:28,120
Speaker 1: this is the level of deception you're going to just

663
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:30,920
Speaker 1: to get the people to gather and let out an

664
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:35,800
Speaker 1: exasperated sigh when it's like, Aha, yeah I didn't die, folks,

665
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:38,000
Speaker 1: I'm actually still alive.

666
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:40,400
Speaker 3: But yeah, I don't know. I think this like goes

667
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 3: on just we've seen this like really bizarre need. Like

668
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:49,040
Speaker 3: the content creation era is just like affecting everything from

669
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:51,240
Speaker 3: like parents being like, oh you thought my top we

670
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:54,640
Speaker 3: thought my toddler really got a prison tattoo. No, I

671
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:57,560
Speaker 3: just pretended up until that point and then made you

672
00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:00,520
Speaker 3: believe that. And it's this kind of like tangent right.

673
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:04,280
Speaker 3: Alexander Salmon in Slate was observing just the shit that

674
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:07,040
Speaker 3: has happening outside of the courthouse in Miami when at

675
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:10,880
Speaker 3: Trump's arraignment, and their observation was like so many people

676
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:14,480
Speaker 3: were just there to live stream or capture content, Like

677
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:17,440
Speaker 3: even the Maga people, they were all there to promote

678
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:20,759
Speaker 3: like a Twitch and Instagram, a TikTok account, whatever, so

679
00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:22,360
Speaker 3: not so much that they were really pissed about what

680
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:24,360
Speaker 3: was going on with Trump, but like his arraignment was

681
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 3: an opportunity for like their own personal like enrichment and

682
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:28,400
Speaker 3: brand building.

683
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Speaker 1: I mean even January sixth, Like you know, I had

684
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:36,959
Speaker 1: my notes on how how they went about that thing,

685
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:40,040
Speaker 1: and they just seemed more focused on like live streaming

686
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:43,560
Speaker 1: the whole thing than any you know, strategic objectives.

687
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:46,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I should be absolutely clear that I wooed at

688
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:50,320
Speaker 2: January sixth. I should add some context. That's it happens

689
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:53,600
Speaker 2: to be my birthday. Yeah, that is, it's now been

690
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:56,640
Speaker 2: co opted by this whole other situation. Oh man, but

691
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:59,000
Speaker 2: that's I just wanted to explain that wu very quickly.

692
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:02,120
Speaker 1: That's fine, you'll show them all though one day. Well,

693
00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:05,719
Speaker 1: we'll know January sixth for the right reasons. What was

694
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:06,800
Speaker 1: that like on your birthday?

695
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:09,799
Speaker 3: When like did you start off being like being like this,

696
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:11,880
Speaker 3: some shit could go left today, or you're like I

697
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:13,680
Speaker 3: don't know and you just focus on my birthday, or

698
00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:14,759
Speaker 3: because you were there right?

699
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:15,720
Speaker 2: Yeah?

700
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:16,440
Speaker 3: Yeah.

701
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 2: My main thing was like I can't believe they let

702
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:21,279
Speaker 2: us just walk right in here, put my feet on

703
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:26,440
Speaker 2: everyone's desk. The day. It sounds like a lot of

704
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:28,800
Speaker 2: people I was like completely glued to my TV and

705
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:33,319
Speaker 2: absent mindedly fielding birthday texts from friends and family. The

706
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:37,200
Speaker 2: funny thing about January sixth now is every year on

707
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:39,839
Speaker 2: my birthday I get calls from relatives that start out

708
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:43,600
Speaker 2: with happy birthday and then inevitably turn into like, I

709
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:45,879
Speaker 2: still remember where I was a couple of years ago.

710
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:49,200
Speaker 2: I just I thought the country was falling apart. I

711
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:51,920
Speaker 2: couldn't believe it. What were we gonna do? I was like, yeah, okay,

712
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:54,440
Speaker 2: thanks Aunt Kathy, Yeah, great, dare for you.

713
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:56,279
Speaker 3: Wait, but do you remember where you were when I

714
00:35:56,440 --> 00:36:00,759
Speaker 3: was born on January sixth? No, no, not at all,

715
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 3: But my god, what a bleak day.

716
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:07,279
Speaker 2: Yeah. My birth is the second most important January sixth

717
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:10,239
Speaker 2: in my family now, which is a huge, huge hit.

718
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:16,800
Speaker 2: But speaking of people turning everything into content, this reveals

719
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:19,040
Speaker 2: how old I am. And because I have old man

720
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:21,080
Speaker 2: concerns now. And I've talked about this before on my

721
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:23,839
Speaker 2: own podcast, Quick Quick Question with Soren and Daniel, one

722
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:27,680
Speaker 2: of my biggest fears and sources of anxiety that I

723
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:30,360
Speaker 2: live with every day is I don't want to be

724
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:34,960
Speaker 2: some kind of collateral damage in some young Tiktoker's prank.

725
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:38,480
Speaker 2: It's like a real concern. Anytime I'm in a target,

726
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:40,319
Speaker 2: We're just out in the wild and I see a

727
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:43,160
Speaker 2: youth with a phone. I'm like, he's gonna fucking kick

728
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:44,839
Speaker 2: me in the balls, and if I get mad, he's

729
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:47,280
Speaker 2: gonna say it's a prank, and then I'm gonna get madder,

730
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:49,319
Speaker 2: and then that's gonna be the thing that gets views too.

731
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,680
Speaker 2: It's like it's just one of those things that's hanging

732
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:54,040
Speaker 2: over my head, Like I know, any minute now, I'm

733
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:57,000
Speaker 2: gonna be on some sixteen year olds prank show and

734
00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:01,160
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be made to look very foolish by some

735
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:02,920
Speaker 2: team millionaire.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I think I don't think I've talked about this, but

738
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:09,799
Speaker 1: I I think I was collateral damage and uh like

739
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:15,200
Speaker 1: plank thing. I was in a target and these teens

740
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 1: kept turning like putting on the bluetooth speakers like they

741
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:24,719
Speaker 1: were somehow hijacking like the speaker, like all all the

742
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 1: speakers in the audio visual like section of the department

743
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:31,920
Speaker 1: of the target to like play like really filthy like

744
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:34,759
Speaker 1: rap songs, and like I was with my kids, so

745
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:38,080
Speaker 1: you like my instinct was to like literally like shake

746
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:41,120
Speaker 1: my fist at them. And cover my kid's ears, just

747
00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:44,960
Speaker 1: be the exact person they So I haven't gone and

748
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,959
Speaker 1: searched for it because I don't know how I would

749
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:50,200
Speaker 1: do that. But uh yeah, if anybody sees a prank

750
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:51,640
Speaker 1: video of me, you meant to do that?

751
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:55,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, exactly what's the worst like prank, like Daniel

752
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 3: that you are envisioning? Like, because I know the fact

753
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:00,319
Speaker 3: that you've thought about it this far, I know that

754
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 3: there's probably levels of the kinds of pranks you want

755
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:04,239
Speaker 3: to be in, but there's probably one that you saw

756
00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 3: on TikTok, and like, that's the fucking kind I absolutely

757
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,160
Speaker 3: never want to fucking be in.

758
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 2: There's the kind where they'll be in a mall and

759
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:16,480
Speaker 2: they will steal someone's purse or their bag and run away,

760
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:18,560
Speaker 2: and then if you catch them, they say it's just

761
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,040
Speaker 2: a prank. Roach is a prank, and they point to

762
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:24,760
Speaker 2: all the cameras around right right. Sometimes it's it feels

763
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:27,319
Speaker 2: good because the pranker will get like kicked in the

764
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:31,080
Speaker 2: face by some person who's helping out, But very often

765
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:34,440
Speaker 2: the person who gets mad because their purse was stolen

766
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:39,440
Speaker 2: is made to look like some some dork skull loser. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

767
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:43,319
Speaker 2: and I fear that. I fear, like every time I'm

768
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:45,960
Speaker 2: out walking with my girlfriend that someone's gonna take her

769
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:49,400
Speaker 2: purse or do something to mess with her, and I will,

770
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:53,520
Speaker 2: in a misguided attempt to defend her, humiliate both of

771
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:54,840
Speaker 2: us in the process, right.

772
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:58,040
Speaker 3: Or like you're like, no, Daniel, don't fall for it,

773
00:38:58,080 --> 00:38:59,400
Speaker 3: and you let him take off.

774
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:03,320
Speaker 2: Rightw What the fuck he's just stolen purse.

775
00:39:03,719 --> 00:39:05,640
Speaker 3: It could be a fucking prank. I'm not getting us

776
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:08,720
Speaker 3: involved in that ship. That's just so yeah, this time

777
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:15,279
Speaker 3: Twitter say that phrase so much. All right, let's take

778
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:17,920
Speaker 3: another break and we'll come back and talk about the

779
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:35,279
Speaker 3: eagerly anticipated Netflix restaurant. And we're back, and you know,

780
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:38,680
Speaker 3: with it, with these writers going on strike, Netflix gotta

781
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:42,680
Speaker 3: make some money somehow, won't Won't people please think of

782
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:45,480
Speaker 3: of the Netflix executives of the world.

783
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 1: So they're finally doing what everyone's been asking them for

784
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 1: paying their writers affair. No, actually, wait, they're they're opening

785
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:55,280
Speaker 1: a restaurant called Netflix.

786
00:39:55,360 --> 00:40:00,600
Speaker 3: Bites isn't going to fire bomb this place, brick and

787
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:05,319
Speaker 3: mortar restaurant in Los Angeles. Presumably you will need to

788
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:08,200
Speaker 3: use a password to enter that you can't remember and

789
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:10,720
Speaker 3: you're not allowed to tell your family members without getting

790
00:40:10,719 --> 00:40:14,280
Speaker 3: in trouble. But it will feature food from Netflix shows

791
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 3: and not like sloppy steaks or like that's the only

792
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:19,960
Speaker 3: thing I'd go for.

793
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:25,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, if it was likega, like brother, they got sloppy steaks.

794
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:29,160
Speaker 1: They're they're doing it all with like unscripted food shows

795
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:35,000
Speaker 1: like Chef's Table, Iron Chef quest Ah, sorry, Iron Chef

796
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:38,719
Speaker 1: quest for an Iron Legend. Oh yes, you may know that.

797
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:41,680
Speaker 1: I may notice I am not familiar with any of these.

798
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:45,520
Speaker 1: They're also having food from Nailed It, which is a

799
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:49,960
Speaker 1: fun show where people are bad at cooking. Is kind

800
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,120
Speaker 1: of the point of.

801
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:57,760
Speaker 3: That one, so you can eat like a malformed Elmo cake? Yeah, okay, okay,

802
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:00,880
Speaker 3: this this looks like this looks like maybe one of

803
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:04,440
Speaker 3: their worst ideas ever. Yeah, but I'd love to see that.

804
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:07,160
Speaker 3: In the midst of it all, they're like, I don't know, man,

805
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:10,439
Speaker 3: We're gonna have shitty cakes that you can't even describe

806
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 3: and old like Dale old barbecue.

807
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:20,640
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, yeah, I kind of understand. I don't even

808
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:24,000
Speaker 2: think I understand the impulse of you've seen this food

809
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:27,279
Speaker 2: on Iron Chef, have you ever wanted to eat it?

810
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:29,719
Speaker 2: At a restaurant and I don't. I don't watch a

811
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:32,080
Speaker 2: lot of cooking shows, but I've never the point is

812
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 2: watching them do it and and and getting caught up

813
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:37,640
Speaker 2: in like the excitement of the competition of it. It's

814
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:40,480
Speaker 2: not like it doesn't make me hungry. I like it

815
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:42,080
Speaker 2: for the reality TV.

816
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:44,960
Speaker 3: Aspects of it. I think, right, it's and like unless

817
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:47,359
Speaker 3: you're like being like, hey, the whole thing is a

818
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:49,520
Speaker 3: show that you're in there and you see it all,

819
00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:51,040
Speaker 3: it's like then you're just going to a restaurant and

820
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:54,680
Speaker 3: someone brings you food and like, and that's from Iron Chef, right,

821
00:41:54,719 --> 00:41:55,560
Speaker 3: And yeah.

822
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 2: That's the other part of it, because it's from what

823
00:41:57,520 --> 00:42:00,200
Speaker 2: I gather. These these shows make all kinds of food

824
00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:02,480
Speaker 2: all the time, and I'm never when I go out

825
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:04,080
Speaker 2: to eat, it's like I think I want sushi tonight,

826
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:06,880
Speaker 2: or let's do American or let's do Mexican. It's never like,

827
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:11,000
Speaker 2: let's do whatever the Netflix algorithm has programmed into their menu.

828
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:11,759
Speaker 3: This was shit.

829
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 1: This dish was created by somebody who was just eliminated

830
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:19,560
Speaker 1: in the kitchen. Actually, so yeah, I think what is

831
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:22,560
Speaker 1: the most iconic thing from film or TV to eat

832
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:26,360
Speaker 1: in general? Like that you felt because I remember it.

833
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:29,319
Speaker 1: Like there's that YouTube channel like Binging with Babbish where

834
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:31,800
Speaker 1: like that guy just like makes stuff from like film

835
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:34,720
Speaker 1: and TV like, but the real life version, I feel

836
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:38,080
Speaker 1: like all Italian restaurants are kind of based on like

837
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:41,799
Speaker 1: Goodfellas and like Suppran, you know, like some of the

838
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:46,160
Speaker 1: Italian food, Like there's something where that those like kind

839
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:48,120
Speaker 1: of tie back into each other.

840
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:53,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, there's in the first Home Alone, when

841
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:56,680
Speaker 2: well Kevin is waiting for all this traps are set

842
00:42:56,719 --> 00:43:00,279
Speaker 2: and he's just waiting for the Wet Bandits to to

843
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:04,200
Speaker 2: show up. He makes himself macaroni and cheese in the

844
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:06,239
Speaker 2: microwave and sits down and he's about to eat it,

845
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:08,480
Speaker 2: and then the criminals show up, so he never gets

846
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:10,840
Speaker 2: to have one bite. It's the best looking macaroni and

847
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:12,759
Speaker 2: cheese I've ever seen in my fucking life, and I

848
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:15,400
Speaker 2: want it every time. If there was a restaurant Netflix,

849
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 2: if you sold that macaroni and cheese from Home Alone

850
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:19,319
Speaker 2: strikes Over, you get whatever you want.

851
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:22,440
Speaker 3: If you gave me that dessert spread in Jurassic Park,

852
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:24,960
Speaker 3: you kids are eating and she's got that jello and

853
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:28,400
Speaker 3: his hands all burnt up. Oh man, that dessert spread.

854
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:30,120
Speaker 3: I'm ast, like, what the fuck do I gotta do

855
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:32,359
Speaker 3: to get in there right now? Yeah? Those are That's

856
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:36,719
Speaker 3: where I'm at. What about you, Jack, I don't know, man,

857
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:37,640
Speaker 3: Yeah the.

858
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:42,560
Speaker 1: Thought I thought I already answered this with the Italian restaurant.

859
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:46,799
Speaker 1: I'm okay, that's your answer, meat balls. You can also

860
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:51,520
Speaker 1: see like the marketing meeting like that came up with us,

861
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 1: where they're like Netflix is like a food brand. People

862
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:58,200
Speaker 1: watch Chef's Table on Eric because Chef's Table is basically

863
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:01,319
Speaker 1: like food porn at this point, like it or at

864
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:04,399
Speaker 1: any point like it. It is just watching chefs make

865
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:05,640
Speaker 1: delicious looking food.

866
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:09,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, So it's just I don't know.

867
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:12,879
Speaker 1: I can completely see the marketing meeting where they came

868
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:17,000
Speaker 1: up with this pitch, and I it's a very depressing

869
00:44:17,239 --> 00:44:18,560
Speaker 1: feeling to be able to see that.

870
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Speaker 3: I think there's also like there's a very cynical edge

871
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:24,120
Speaker 3: to it, because we talk about how with the writers strike,

872
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:27,080
Speaker 3: they're all they're going to go all in on unscripted,

873
00:44:27,239 --> 00:44:30,000
Speaker 3: like that's just what the plan is, so like to

874
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:33,439
Speaker 3: do something that elevates and brings more attention to their

875
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:36,160
Speaker 3: non scripted products. I think it's also a thing to

876
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:38,600
Speaker 3: be like, yeah, and this is what's cool man. Yeah,

877
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:41,239
Speaker 3: that's all reality based, not that shit that's written by

878
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:44,439
Speaker 3: creative people. What if you got to see this shitty cake.

879
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:47,279
Speaker 2: It's also a really interesting move for Netflix to do

880
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:50,799
Speaker 2: right now, where they're basically just saying, hey, writers, are

881
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:53,879
Speaker 2: you sick of protesting in the same studios. Well, here's

882
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:55,799
Speaker 2: a new location you could protest that. Here's a brand

883
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:56,240
Speaker 2: new spot.

884
00:44:56,520 --> 00:45:00,080
Speaker 3: Yeah you can be Yeah, you're scabbing by going in

885
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:03,719
Speaker 3: in their asshole. All right.

886
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:06,160
Speaker 1: And finally, this next story is not really a story.

887
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:08,040
Speaker 1: It's just a thing like what I wanted to ask

888
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:10,279
Speaker 1: you guys, what your plans were for this, like whether

889
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:13,440
Speaker 1: you were going it sounds like Daniel, you're gonna be involved,

890
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 1: but there's gonna be a comedy fantasy camp with Jay

891
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:20,440
Speaker 1: Leno and Adam Carolla. The ad for it looks like

892
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:24,600
Speaker 1: it's it was designed in nineteen ninety eight. Adam Carolla,

893
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:27,759
Speaker 1: I'm not sure how to describe what he's doing in

894
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:31,520
Speaker 1: this picture. He looks like he just caught somebody, Like

895
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:34,200
Speaker 1: he's scolding. I think he's scolding.

896
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:36,440
Speaker 3: You for being woke. Yeah, that's probably true, because he's

897
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:37,600
Speaker 3: doing like a finger wag.

898
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:40,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's asking you triggered much, That's what.

899
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:46,719
Speaker 3: He's He's like, you've got pronouns. It's like, what the fuck? Yeah? Sorry?

900
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:49,000
Speaker 3: Oh wow. Yeah.

901
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:53,000
Speaker 1: So comedy fans, aspiring stand up comedians and television writers

902
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:56,680
Speaker 1: take note. Adam Carolla and Jay Leno have partnered with

903
00:45:56,719 --> 00:46:00,360
Speaker 1: the producers of Rock and Roll Fantasy Camps to launched

904
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:03,760
Speaker 1: the first ever comedy Fantasy Camp, a four day event

905
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:06,840
Speaker 1: which offers participants the opportunity to work with some of

906
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:09,360
Speaker 1: the most successful talent in the comedy industry.

907
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:11,520
Speaker 3: I mean they're headlining it.

908
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I like that. One of the guest speakers

909
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:17,840
Speaker 2: is a writer from the show Friends, and like, no

910
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:22,760
Speaker 2: disrespect to any sitcom writer in the nineties, but teaching

911
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:27,480
Speaker 2: a class today, well, the secrets of success is you know, right, friends,

912
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:29,360
Speaker 2: write a show back in the time when writers were

913
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:31,960
Speaker 2: getting paid ninety million dollars to make.

914
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:35,360
Speaker 3: That easy, folks, it's that easy. Just get on a

915
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:37,160
Speaker 3: good gifts, getting a good writer, zoom to a couple

916
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:39,000
Speaker 3: of seasons, and then you can own a house. You can.

917
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:43,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's my what's my path to success? I wrote

918
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,520
Speaker 2: one episode of Spin City nineteen years ago and now

919
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:46,320
Speaker 2: I'm a millionaire.

920
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:51,360
Speaker 3: Yeah have you? Who is Alonzo Bowden? That's another Alonzo

921
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:55,120
Speaker 3: Boden is like he's one of the panelists on that show.

922
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:59,240
Speaker 1: Wait, wait, don't tell me. And he's a stand up comedian. Okay, okay,

923
00:46:59,280 --> 00:46:59,760
Speaker 1: that's fine.

924
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:03,239
Speaker 3: Okay. Well, at the camp you're gonna receive the following.

925
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:05,240
Speaker 3: You will get to do it. You'll develop your own

926
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:09,080
Speaker 3: stand up routines and perform them on a real comedy stage.

927
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 1: That was.

928
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:12,080
Speaker 3: Depressing.

929
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:15,120
Speaker 1: Also, it's happening in Hollywood, which like that's where our

930
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:20,680
Speaker 1: studio is, and it is just always full of tourists

931
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 1: looking like bewildered by the fact that Hollywood is like

932
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:28,440
Speaker 1: just the worst part of Los Angeles. Like it's just

933
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:30,560
Speaker 1: everything is caked in dirt.

934
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:31,840
Speaker 3: It's a mess.

935
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:35,400
Speaker 2: Reading that part about how over this this week long

936
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:38,000
Speaker 2: or four day process whatever, you're going to develop your

937
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:41,800
Speaker 2: own standard routine. That is the loudest like grift signal

938
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:44,600
Speaker 2: I've ever heard in our entire life. It's so clearly

939
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:48,520
Speaker 2: like no one if the if the comics were trying

940
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:50,600
Speaker 2: to teach you how to be a stand up in

941
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:54,600
Speaker 2: good faith, they would first and foremost say you you

942
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:58,400
Speaker 2: starting out cannot write a competent stand up routine in

943
00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:02,160
Speaker 2: four days. It's an assignment for class. That's not where

944
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:02,719
Speaker 2: it comes from.

945
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:07,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's well, but there's like, I feel like there's

946
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:11,760
Speaker 1: gonna be some good, you know, gritty talent coming through

947
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:16,040
Speaker 1: this camp because it only costs three thousand up to

948
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:19,880
Speaker 1: four thousand dollars if you pick the VIP mentorship package.

949
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:23,720
Speaker 1: The VIP, Yeah, this is going to be a bunch

950
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:28,560
Speaker 1: of very wealthy people getting together to right stand Like

951
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:31,080
Speaker 1: I kind of almost feel like we need to send

952
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:32,080
Speaker 1: somebody to this.

953
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:37,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel Jack, I think we I I can't

954
00:48:37,239 --> 00:48:39,239
Speaker 3: do it. I don't think my mental health is like

955
00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:41,799
Speaker 3: stronger to this. I think I would do it and

956
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:44,960
Speaker 3: just do some really wild shit up there, like get

957
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:47,400
Speaker 3: naked and just see it, like just fuck with everybody

958
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:49,440
Speaker 3: there and just see what the fuck happens. But like,

959
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:52,920
Speaker 3: but to your point, like Daniel, like it really is

960
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:55,840
Speaker 3: doing the thing where they're waiving this like it's a grift,

961
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:57,840
Speaker 3: because the whole thing is basically you're gonna get a

962
00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 3: video of yourself on stage at the MPT by the

963
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:02,080
Speaker 3: end of it, and I think a lot of people

964
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:04,080
Speaker 3: are gonna be like I need that for my fucking

965
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:07,640
Speaker 3: reel just to be up there saying my weird shitty jokes,

966
00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:11,480
Speaker 3: learning how to write, you know, alienating comedy. It's all

967
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:12,280
Speaker 3: going to be wonderful.

968
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:15,799
Speaker 2: And it's based on the popular, long running like rock

969
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:18,359
Speaker 2: and roll fantasy camp where you do the similar thing

970
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:21,000
Speaker 2: where you go and you learn from like other famous musicians,

971
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:25,520
Speaker 2: and you maybe play somewhere on stage at the end

972
00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:28,640
Speaker 2: of it. And if any of your listeners are thinking

973
00:49:28,719 --> 00:49:31,600
Speaker 2: of going to comedy fantasy camp and spending the three

974
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:34,000
Speaker 2: thousand dollars to do it, just before you do that

975
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:38,839
Speaker 2: to become a successful comedian, ask yourself if any rock

976
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:41,319
Speaker 2: star you know said that they got their start in

977
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:44,600
Speaker 2: the rock fantasy camp. If there is one successful story

978
00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:47,240
Speaker 2: from there, then sure, go for it. But I'm pretty

979
00:49:47,239 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 2: sure the answers no, man, oh Jack.

980
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:52,000
Speaker 1: That's where Freddie Mercury came out of it. We just

981
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:55,400
Speaker 1: know that part out of part of Bohemian Rhapsody.

982
00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:59,560
Speaker 3: Do we just go to the like the performance, like

983
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:01,920
Speaker 3: to grad suation show, because I think that's really what

984
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:04,279
Speaker 3: you want to see, is the culmination of this three

985
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:06,880
Speaker 3: thousand to five thousand dollars grift to hear them just

986
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:10,560
Speaker 3: tell a bunch of like Rinston reused shit jokes.

987
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:15,239
Speaker 1: There's a before and after I just went to my

988
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:18,960
Speaker 1: son's last day of kindergarten and on the wall they

989
00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:21,360
Speaker 1: had first day of kindergarten pictures and last day of

990
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:24,719
Speaker 1: kindergarten pictures and it was a really cute.

991
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:25,160
Speaker 3: Great idea.

992
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:28,680
Speaker 1: He looked hella grizzled compared to you to how he

993
00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:30,520
Speaker 1: did at the beginning of the year. But like, I

994
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:35,680
Speaker 1: feel like in the four days of this comedy fantasy camp,

995
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:38,719
Speaker 1: like if we did like before and after pictures, like

996
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:41,799
Speaker 1: they would just like so just the light will have

997
00:50:41,960 --> 00:50:44,719
Speaker 1: left their eyes, like on the way out and yeah,

998
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:48,760
Speaker 1: just be like but yeah, exit interviews would be fucking amazing.

999
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:53,360
Speaker 3: There's something called the groupie package. Oh no, no, and

1000
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:56,080
Speaker 3: that just that's an add on, which basically means you

1001
00:50:56,120 --> 00:51:00,359
Speaker 3: can bring your spouse or significant other access to all

1002
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:03,279
Speaker 3: the meet and greets and headliner jams and get take

1003
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:06,279
Speaker 3: a picture with Jay Leno and Adam, get much a

1004
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:09,400
Speaker 3: joy for them, but you cannot go to any of

1005
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:13,319
Speaker 3: the comedy workshops. Those are those are lockdown just for

1006
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:15,359
Speaker 3: the paying dufass.

1007
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:20,560
Speaker 1: Highly proprietary private information that not everybody has access to.

1008
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:23,680
Speaker 3: That you're gonna learn here. There's a podcasting workshop, a

1009
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:30,399
Speaker 3: voice acting workshop, improv workshop. Oh my god. Oh man.

1010
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:33,560
Speaker 1: I mean sure, I don't begrudge anyone forgetting the paycheck,

1011
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:36,480
Speaker 1: except for like fucking Adam Crowl and Jay Leno. But

1012
00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:40,800
Speaker 1: you know, I'm just picturing the like UCB, you know, talent,

1013
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:44,080
Speaker 1: like talented improvisers who are like collecting a paycheck for

1014
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:45,279
Speaker 1: doing this and.

1015
00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:47,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, great, good for you. Awesome.

1016
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:52,239
Speaker 1: I also I love the like writers that they have.

1017
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:55,799
Speaker 1: They have like this guy from Friends, Liz Astro from

1018
00:51:55,880 --> 00:52:01,120
Speaker 1: King of Queens, Kevin Hench, just Tim Allen. Yeah is

1019
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:04,040
Speaker 1: that a show or he's just he's just generally a

1020
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:06,799
Speaker 1: Tim Allen guy. Good for him, just hanging with Tim

1021
00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:09,359
Speaker 1: Man with's this big thing. Yeah, the paychecks must be

1022
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:11,719
Speaker 1: fucking huge if they have like a friends, right, If

1023
00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:15,120
Speaker 1: it's worth it for a friends writer to do this,

1024
00:52:15,239 --> 00:52:15,480
Speaker 1: I mean.

1025
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:17,319
Speaker 3: I mean it makes sense right because the first the

1026
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:19,839
Speaker 3: first thing was just grifting on people who had this

1027
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:23,000
Speaker 3: like repressed wanna be rock star shit from the seventies

1028
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:26,000
Speaker 3: and eighties. They could never get out, so they're like, man,

1029
00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:30,680
Speaker 3: I can like Hammy say Sammy, Hammy Segar who is

1030
00:52:30,719 --> 00:52:34,160
Speaker 3: an off brand impersonator, but like Sammy Hagar, like I'll

1031
00:52:34,239 --> 00:52:36,799
Speaker 3: jam with him with my like terrible guitar playing. And

1032
00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:38,479
Speaker 3: I think with this one, now we're in the era

1033
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:42,759
Speaker 3: of like wanna be comedians and hot take artists that

1034
00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:45,719
Speaker 3: this is almost seems like the perfect grift for this

1035
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:47,680
Speaker 3: era of lonely.

1036
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:52,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is irresponsible. Like I'm sure the rock star

1037
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:56,040
Speaker 1: people get up there and immediately like realize like, oh yeah,

1038
00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:58,560
Speaker 1: this this kind of sounds like shit, you know, like

1039
00:52:58,640 --> 00:53:03,160
Speaker 1: when they're up there or along with like really talented musicians.

1040
00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:04,440
Speaker 3: But this is just going to.

1041
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:10,279
Speaker 1: Create like middle aged millionaires who think they're actually could

1042
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:13,480
Speaker 1: be stand ups. Yeah, if they had chosen that path.

1043
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:16,040
Speaker 2: Are you guys worried at all that this is going

1044
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:21,319
Speaker 2: to steal some clientele away from your upcoming podcasting fantasy camp?

1045
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:21,560
Speaker 2: Are you?

1046
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:24,600
Speaker 3: Is that anounce? Well, I'm glad you bring that up,

1047
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:27,800
Speaker 3: because yeah, we are having our Zeitgang fantasy camp. No,

1048
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:31,279
Speaker 3: I mean I am a little worried. I'm not. I

1049
00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:33,000
Speaker 3: will show my hand here. I am a little worried

1050
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:34,759
Speaker 3: that it's going to eat into our podcast. Is the

1051
00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:39,720
Speaker 3: Sour Grapes? No, it's not. It's absolutely not. I just can't.

1052
00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:43,680
Speaker 3: But again, you know, kudos to the people who found

1053
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:46,760
Speaker 3: that like market and are like, this is where we're getting.

1054
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:48,799
Speaker 3: You can for five hundred dollars, you can have a

1055
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:51,120
Speaker 3: photographer like like follow you.

1056
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:54,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's Disney World in photo. It's like, just yeah,

1057
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:58,360
Speaker 1: that's why we no relation to any other market in

1058
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:01,120
Speaker 1: the world. Five I get pictures.

1059
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:04,399
Speaker 2: I don't feel too terrible about it because it's such

1060
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:08,480
Speaker 2: a loud drift and it's I don't want to completely

1061
00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:11,319
Speaker 2: call it a victimless crime, but if it's someone who's

1062
00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:14,320
Speaker 2: going to spend four thousand dollars for Jay Leno and

1063
00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:18,640
Speaker 2: Adam Corrolla's comedy, yeah, it's like, yeah, you're I'm okay

1064
00:54:18,719 --> 00:54:21,080
Speaker 2: if you lose that four thousand dollars. You seem okay

1065
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:22,880
Speaker 2: to lose that four thousand dollars. Yeah, you have that

1066
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:25,440
Speaker 2: with you know, no one is like having a fundraiser

1067
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:29,360
Speaker 2: in their small town so they can get sent from Dixon,

1068
00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:33,839
Speaker 2: Illinois by their friends and family to Hollywood to learn

1069
00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:34,400
Speaker 2: to make.

1070
00:54:34,239 --> 00:54:37,879
Speaker 3: It okay, But what's the percentage? That's why, like, God,

1071
00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:39,680
Speaker 3: I don't want to go, but I would love to

1072
00:54:39,719 --> 00:54:42,319
Speaker 3: infiltrate and just talk to other people, and like, how

1073
00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:46,600
Speaker 3: many are like retired people, like retired men who are

1074
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:48,920
Speaker 3: just VISs men. Yeah, they always told me I was funny, man,

1075
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:51,200
Speaker 3: I've always been saying stuff and I hate woke stuff,

1076
00:54:51,239 --> 00:54:53,120
Speaker 3: and I just want to learn from the best. And

1077
00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:56,279
Speaker 3: how many really are kind of misguided? What would the

1078
00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:59,280
Speaker 3: two of you as people who have you know, launched

1079
00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:01,880
Speaker 3: careers in common, helped others do so and are successful?

1080
00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:04,720
Speaker 3: What actual what would you tell somebody if they said,

1081
00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:07,640
Speaker 3: I think this is the way for me, man, right,

1082
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:09,480
Speaker 3: I mean right?

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Speaker 1: Or if they I would tell them honestly, like I

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Speaker 1: would be like, yeah, it sounds like it, it sounds good.

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Speaker 3: That's fucking leno. Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: I can't believe they're practically giving that shit away. That's great, Yeah, yeah, amazing.

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Speaker 3: Just be like everybody else, you know, start from the bottom,

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Speaker 3: you know, or the five grand to be truly.

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Speaker 1: If you want to start from this would be the

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Speaker 1: lowest bottom that you could start from. Like if there

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Speaker 1: is somebody who comes out of this camp to be

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Speaker 1: a successful comedian, like truly, nobody else will ever be

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Speaker 1: able to say that they started from the bottom compared

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Speaker 1: to that person.

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Speaker 2: That's right, I think I would tell that person this

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Speaker 2: seems like a great networking opportunity. You could take one

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Speaker 2: picture with Jay Leno and then meet a bunch of

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Speaker 2: other people who also aren't successful in this industry. People

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Speaker 2: like that. This would be a great opportunity to meet

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Speaker 2: un fun, inexperienced people.

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Speaker 3: Get a crew, you get and get your crew. Who

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Speaker 3: are your guys?

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Speaker 1: You know that's the question. That's the first question you're

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Speaker 1: gonna have to answer when Mark Maren inevitably interviews you.

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Speaker 1: Who are your guys? And this is a good chance

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Speaker 1: to meet your guys?

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Speaker 3: Hell?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, my Matt Rushmore has got to be Corolla Leno,

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Speaker 2: the guy who wrote Tim Allen.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then we're waiting for that fourth face and

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Speaker 1: it could be you. Oh my god, Daniel O'Brien, Such

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Speaker 1: a pleasure having you as always. Where can people find you?

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Speaker 1: Follow you all the good stuff?

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Speaker 2: You can find me on Twitter at dal b Underscore

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Speaker 2: I NC. The show I worked for is last week tonight,

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00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:46,319
Speaker 2: but you can't watch it right now, So go and

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Speaker 2: yell at the sas Man and all the other studios

1118
00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:51,520
Speaker 2: if you want that show back. I would get in

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Speaker 2: trouble if I didn't promote the podcast that I do

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Speaker 2: Quick Question with Soren and Daniel Soren. If you know

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Speaker 2: me from Cracked, you know Soren from Cracked. We've been

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00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:02,040
Speaker 2: doing this podcast for a while while it's uh sucks,

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Speaker 2: but you should listen to it anyway, and we uh,

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Speaker 2: I guess I can announce this here. We're making a

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Speaker 2: dramatic return. We're pivoting to video. Sore and I we've

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Speaker 2: we've started filming the podcast, the two of us in

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Speaker 2: a room together, laughing and having fun with each other,

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Speaker 2: and that'll be out on YouTube sometime in the future.

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Speaker 3: Amazing. I got started doing that. I was saying that

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Speaker 3: to you. I was saying that too.

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Speaker 2: The fuck off my shit.

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Speaker 3: Well, no, to be fair, I was just.

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Speaker 1: Telling a person about the podcast and they were mystified

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Speaker 1: by podcasts podcasting as a concept, and we're like, you're

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Speaker 1: not on YouTube, Like that's the I've seen podcasts on

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Speaker 1: YouTube or.

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Speaker 3: Right, They're like they're talk shows on YouTube, right, Like,

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Speaker 3: I guess that is how most people ingest them now.

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Speaker 3: But to be fair, Daniel, I I actually got the

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Speaker 3: idea because that is one of the slugs of the

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Speaker 3: things you'll learn at the Fantasy Comedy Camp. Right about

1142
00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:58,000
Speaker 3: getting into comedy and digital media. With the rise of

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Speaker 3: platforms like tiktoking YouTube, comedy is taking a new so

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Speaker 3: I was thinking, like, oh shit, we should take it

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00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:05,520
Speaker 3: off from that. But yeah, I guess, I guess I

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Speaker 3: saw that idea from you, Jo.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, amazing. Is there a work of media that you've

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Speaker 1: been enjoying, Dangle.

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Speaker 2: There's three real quick ones. I saw Spider Verse for

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00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:18,720
Speaker 2: the second time in theater yesterday and that movie rules

1151
00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:21,120
Speaker 2: so much. I'm obsessed with it. Friend of the Pod

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Speaker 2: Jamie Lofts's book Raw Dog incredible. I finished that a

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Speaker 2: few days ago and I just love that book. And

1154
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Speaker 2: everyone who listens to this show knows how funny she is.

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Speaker 2: So get that book if you didn't already New York

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Speaker 2: Times bestseller.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: My favorite tweet and it lives within a family of

1159
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:37,960
Speaker 2: tweets is I don't know if you guys talked about

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Speaker 2: this on your basketball show or not. Did you see

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00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:43,400
Speaker 2: Joker getting interviewed at a press conference and they asked

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Speaker 2: him if he is excited about the parade coming up.

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Speaker 2: That's my favorite thing that the interviewers are like, you

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Speaker 2: were saying that you were surprised that you didn't feel

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Speaker 2: much of anything, but you feel more now? And are

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Speaker 2: you excited about this parade? And Joker looks off camera

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Speaker 2: and says when he is paid? When he's paid, I

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Speaker 2: say say Thursday, and he goes no, and like his

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Speaker 2: face drops, I have to go home.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, Yeah, I was hoping. The only thing I

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Speaker 1: said is that I was hoping he would ride down

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Speaker 1: the middle of like in the parade on one of

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Speaker 1: his little horse drunk care horses. Yeah, which are I

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Speaker 1: I realized that I was assuming they were little horses,

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Speaker 1: but it's they are normal sized horses.

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Speaker 3: He's just giant. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: He is someone that that I obviously don't get a

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Speaker 2: ton of Denver games in Jersey, so I didn't get

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Speaker 2: to watch him play too much. Reading about him all

1180
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Speaker 2: year long, I was very upset that he might get

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Speaker 2: his third m v P and I didn't want that.

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Speaker 2: There was just something in me that didn't want that

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Speaker 2: to happen. And once he didn't get it, I was

1184
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Speaker 2: rooting for him. Now.

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Speaker 3: I like him.

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Speaker 2: I like this big, goofy guy who seems to hate basketball.

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Speaker 3: Relationship. I think it's like he's just financing his love

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Speaker 3: of horses throughout basketball, because, like I feel like that.

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Speaker 3: Groan was like, I gotta go back to Serbia to

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Speaker 3: my horses.

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Speaker 1: Man, the most big, grudging energy that any superstar has

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Speaker 1: ever had. Yeah, I was like on our basketball podcast,

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Speaker 1: was like workshopping this idea of like, you know, Jimmy Butler,

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Speaker 1: Damian Lillard, they like have this like personality that it

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Speaker 1: feels like you like need to be a superstar, like

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Speaker 1: just this you know, I don't know, I don't know

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Speaker 1: what it is. And then like he just he like

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Speaker 1: doesn't want to be there at all the whole time,

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Speaker 1: and somehow it just works out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, It's really like who is back in Serbia holding

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Speaker 2: a gun to your horse's head? Who's making you do this?

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Speaker 3: Right? Right? Yea? The best?

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Speaker 1: All right, Miles, where can people find you? What's working?

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Speaker 3: Maybe you've been enjoying at Miles of Gray, where you

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Speaker 3: got the ad symbols. If you want to hear that

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Speaker 3: basketball talk, checkout Miles and Jack got mad boosties. And

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Speaker 3: who tweeted Netflix is opening a restaurant. Peacock does cut

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Speaker 3: some embroidery. You can get a root canal at the

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Speaker 3: Paramount Lot. CBS raises Train Raises and Trains show Cockapoo's.

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Speaker 3: Apple TV makes artisanals an x that you can have monogrammed.

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Speaker 3: HBO is now a horse Amazing.

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Speaker 1: You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore. O'Brien,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't I don't think I have anything.

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Speaker 3: I've been enjoying it.

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Speaker 1: So lives, past lives I enjoyed.

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Speaker 3: I think I talked about it. Oh yeah, that's a

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Speaker 3: good movie. Go check that out.

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Speaker 1: And I'm going to see Spider Man with my kids

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Speaker 1: this weekend for the.

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Speaker 3: First time, for the first time.

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's so funny by that, I mean Spider Man

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Speaker 1: on Hollywood Boulevard.

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Speaker 3: W What were you guys talking about?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Wait wait, Daniel, who's your what was your favorite plake? What?

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Speaker 3: What was your favorite thing? Well, who's your favorite spider

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Speaker 3: person from the I.

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Speaker 2: Mean I'm gonna join almost everyone and say Spider Punk.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Daniel, Mollia fild Uh.

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Speaker 1: You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore. Obrian

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Speaker 1: you can find us on Twitter at Daily Zeikeeist. We're

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Speaker 1: at the Daily Zeicheist on Instagram, we have Facebook fan

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Speaker 1: page and a website, Daily zeikeist dot com where we

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Speaker 1: post our episode on our foot notes where we link

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Speaker 1: off to the information that we talked about in today's episode,

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Speaker 1: as well as a song.

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Speaker 3: That we think you might enjoy. Myles, what song do

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Speaker 3: we think people might enjoy this? Oh, you're gonna really

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Speaker 3: like this track? This is from this artist Tanta Leone,

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Speaker 3: and this is from this is Again. I was like

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Speaker 3: listening to an album and the first track I heard

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Speaker 3: on the album was so good. It's called the Love

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Speaker 3: Intro and it's kind of given like a little bit

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Speaker 3: of kid Cuddy vibes on this one. So check this

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Speaker 3: one out. This is t A N N A and

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Speaker 3: then Leon L E O N E and it's called

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Speaker 3: the Love Intro. All right, Well, The Daily zeike Geist

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Speaker 3: is the production of by Heart Radio.

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Speaker 1: For more podcast from my Heart Radio, visit the iHeartRadio

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Speaker 1: at Apple podcast or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.

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Speaker 1: That's gonna do it for us this morning, back this

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Speaker 1: afternoon to tell you what's trending, and we'll touch y'all.

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Speaker 3: Then bye bye,