WEBVTT - 7. The Dream’s Done Died

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<v Speaker 1>Gampsite Media Large Lash.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Rory, we're on the home stretch now, episode seven.

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<v Speaker 2>Where did we leave off last week?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean the big takeaway is that now everyone's caught,

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<v Speaker 3>we're in the final we're in the red zone here,

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<v Speaker 3>we're in the phase of sentencing and whatever. How how

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<v Speaker 3>the hammer is going to drop on on everybody, and

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<v Speaker 3>we got to know how everyone did it. Whydra the

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<v Speaker 3>FBI agent who busted everybody, really really really did his job,

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<v Speaker 3>covered every base and checked every box, and uh yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>now we're gonna we're gonna find out what the sentencing

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<v Speaker 3>is gonna be of everybody.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, let's find out by getting into episode seven of

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<v Speaker 2>Crimeless Hillbilly Heist.

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<v Speaker 4>Take it away, Johnny.

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<v Speaker 5>For Kelly Campbell. It's been a long day and it's

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<v Speaker 5>still not even eight in the morning. Kelly was arrested

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<v Speaker 5>by the FBI a couple of hours ago. The agent's

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<v Speaker 5>brought her to the women's holding cell at the County Courthouse.

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<v Speaker 5>She's been stuck there with Michelle Chambers ever since.

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<v Speaker 6>She was pretty distraught. She's almost to the point of hyperventilating.

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<v Speaker 5>The reason that Michelle's freaking out other than being arrested

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<v Speaker 5>by the FBI for her role in the second largest

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<v Speaker 5>cash heist in American history. Is because her husband is

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<v Speaker 5>putting a lot of pressure on her. From the other

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<v Speaker 5>side of the wall in the men's holding cell, Steve's

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<v Speaker 5>yelling an urgent message to Michelle. It's the same message

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<v Speaker 5>she's told everyone since the beginning, keep your big mouth shut.

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<v Speaker 6>Steve kept trying to talk through the wall, asking Michelle stuff.

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<v Speaker 6>For saying stuff to Michelle. The only thing he was

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<v Speaker 6>worried about, what's she going to say? Don't say nothing,

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<v Speaker 6>and this and that.

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<v Speaker 5>Kelly tells Steve to knock it off.

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<v Speaker 6>Even though it wasn't me and her that had the

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<v Speaker 6>you know, close friend relationship. I just kind of felt

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<v Speaker 6>the need to protect her, and I'm like, just just

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<v Speaker 6>leave her alone.

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<v Speaker 5>Finally, agents step in to isolate Stephen Michelle. The criminal

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<v Speaker 5>masterminds to separate rooms for interrogation, and Kelly has left

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<v Speaker 5>to wonder if Michelle will crack under pressure. Michelle is

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<v Speaker 5>interviewed by John Wydra and another agent. Apparently she's been

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<v Speaker 5>able to compose herself. The strength of her husband has

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<v Speaker 5>given her new resolve.

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<v Speaker 7>She wouldn't say anything. She didn't talk. She wouldn't admit anything.

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<v Speaker 5>Whydra and the other agent work on her for hours,

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<v Speaker 5>with Widra playing bad cop. They show her evidence of

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<v Speaker 5>all her extravagant purchases. They show her video foot her

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<v Speaker 5>depositing the exact same, just under the federal limit bundle

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<v Speaker 5>of cash with bank tellers, over and over again. She

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<v Speaker 5>won't budge.

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<v Speaker 7>Meanwhile, her husband was in another room down the hall,

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<v Speaker 7>just running his mouth, telling us everything.

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<v Speaker 5>He's singing like Leotine Price. His criminal record may have

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<v Speaker 5>been a bit lackluster, but his track record as a

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<v Speaker 5>canary was much more solid, and he relied heavily on it.

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<v Speaker 7>Now because he knew the game, like he was an

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<v Speaker 7>FBI informant. He knew it was done. He knows that

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<v Speaker 7>the FBI, when they come to arrest you, we already

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<v Speaker 7>have all the evidence.

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<v Speaker 8>We're not guessing.

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<v Speaker 9>What happened was right after the arrests, Steve immediately started

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<v Speaker 9>talking about everybody, after having told them for a long time,

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<v Speaker 9>you know, don't tell anybody anything. He was the first

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<v Speaker 9>person who kind of realized the strategic value of being

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<v Speaker 9>the first one to talk in a multi defending criminal case.

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<v Speaker 9>And that benefit is that the person with the most

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<v Speaker 9>information against other people winds up having a great advantage

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<v Speaker 9>in the process.

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<v Speaker 5>Steve knows that he's facing a lot of time and

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<v Speaker 5>he can get a more lenient sentence if he is

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<v Speaker 5>the first to tell the FBI everything and screw over

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<v Speaker 5>everybody else, and so that's exactly what he does. He

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<v Speaker 5>tells him about Kelly, claiming the heist was her idea.

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<v Speaker 5>He tells him about his wife, He tells him about

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<v Speaker 5>his cousin Scott and Eric, plenty of new boobs pained.

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<v Speaker 5>He even rats out Michelle's parents for hiding money for him,

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<v Speaker 5>and his own parents for hiding money for him. His

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<v Speaker 5>own parents don't know about you, but I wouldn't care

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<v Speaker 5>if this fella's ass fell off. Meanwhile, Wydras still isn't

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<v Speaker 5>getting anywhere with Michelle.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, Michelle didn't care at all.

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<v Speaker 5>Widra confers with the other agents. They agree to have

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<v Speaker 5>Steve go in and talk to Michelle, now that he's

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<v Speaker 5>had first DIBs on telling them everything. He walks in

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<v Speaker 5>sobbing and tells her to confess, which she eventually does.

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<v Speaker 5>Between Steve and Michelle, the FBI already has everything they

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<v Speaker 5>need and Kelly is out of bargaining chips and weed

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<v Speaker 5>from SmartLess media, campsite Media, and big money players in

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<v Speaker 5>partnership with iHeart Podcasts. I'm Johnny Knoxville and you're listening

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<v Speaker 5>to crime List Hillbilly Heis. This is our seventh episode,

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<v Speaker 5>The Dreams Done Died. It's a real shit position to

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<v Speaker 5>have to pay the price for a dream that never

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<v Speaker 5>quite worked out. It's kind of like owing money on

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<v Speaker 5>a wreck vehicle or paying alimony to a wife that

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<v Speaker 5>cheated on you. The Loomis gang is currently dealing with

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<v Speaker 5>a searing headache of regret while intense public scrutiny wears

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<v Speaker 5>on their nerves. Kelly's still figuring this out when she's

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<v Speaker 5>led out of the courthouse in handcuffs after her interrogation.

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<v Speaker 6>We knew that the camera people were going to be

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<v Speaker 6>out there, and it's like the vultures, you know, give

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<v Speaker 6>them something to lick at.

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<v Speaker 5>Kelly stuck out her tongue and made a goofy face

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<v Speaker 5>while holding up her shackled hands towards the camera. The

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<v Speaker 5>picture was widely circulated. Kelly says she was trying to

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<v Speaker 5>say hi to her deaf sister.

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<v Speaker 6>She happened to be walking down the sidewalk when we

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<v Speaker 6>were coming out the back of the building, and I

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<v Speaker 6>did this, which is I love you in sign language.

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<v Speaker 6>And then when they wrote the article they said she

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<v Speaker 6>was throwing gang signs. I'm like, that's not a gang sign.

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<v Speaker 5>But it was too late. Kelly was about to have

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<v Speaker 5>her moment with the judge, American public, and also with

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<v Speaker 5>her court appointed defense attorney, James Gronquist.

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<v Speaker 10>And when I saw that, of course I was saying, Okay,

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<v Speaker 10>here we go. This is going to be a little

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<v Speaker 10>bit of work to get this person back in line

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<v Speaker 10>and see that she doesn't get too hurt by this.

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<v Speaker 5>James Gronquist has got the vibe of a patient, pragmatic

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<v Speaker 5>high school woodshop teacher. Hygiens will happen, Well, let's make

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<v Speaker 5>sure not that many students lose a finger.

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<v Speaker 10>By the time I saw, she'd been in jail a

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<v Speaker 10>little while and she had settled down, so to speak.

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<v Speaker 10>But she sort of looked tired, worn out, confused, upset

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<v Speaker 10>about what was going on because she knew that her

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<v Speaker 10>whole life was going to change as a result.

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<v Speaker 5>He quickly takes to defending Kelly, not just in the

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<v Speaker 5>legal system, but also in the court of public opinion.

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<v Speaker 10>Quit laughing at these people, folks. They pulled up something

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<v Speaker 10>that you haven't done, you know, and probably couldn't do.

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<v Speaker 5>James knows that Kelly's going to have a hard time

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<v Speaker 5>getting much sympathy, let alone leniency. Steve's confession is already

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<v Speaker 5>hanging over everyone in the case.

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<v Speaker 10>The moment that he knew the jig was up, he said,

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<v Speaker 10>where's my microphonel, let me sing.

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<v Speaker 5>James advice to Kelly was to play the same game

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<v Speaker 5>as Steve and confessed as quickly as possible.

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<v Speaker 10>You're one of the principal players in this and so

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<v Speaker 10>you have a lot to lose, but you also have a.

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<v Speaker 8>Lot to gain if he pulled down.

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<v Speaker 10>The line began to fold after a while, when they

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<v Speaker 10>realized that they're taking the weight for what somebody else

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<v Speaker 10>wanted them to do.

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<v Speaker 6>I was really lucky when I got James Cronquist from

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<v Speaker 6>my attorney. He did care about my situation and my

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<v Speaker 6>family that was going to be left behind, and I

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<v Speaker 6>remember him, you know, talking to my mom and doing

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<v Speaker 6>what he could to console her.

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<v Speaker 5>The consequences for her family weighed most heavily on Kelly.

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<v Speaker 5>She remembers her mom and kids in the audience at

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<v Speaker 5>one of the pre trial hearings.

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<v Speaker 6>I had to get up there and tell the truth

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<v Speaker 6>in front of my family and my kids and everybody watching.

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<v Speaker 8>It was hard.

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<v Speaker 5>And then she hears the crime she's charged with.

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<v Speaker 6>There was five different charges, I think, but the main

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<v Speaker 6>ones were bank larceny and the one that really got

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<v Speaker 6>me was conspiracy to commit murder.

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<v Speaker 5>For her, now, she's staring at many decades in prison

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<v Speaker 5>and languishing behind bars until her young children were well

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<v Speaker 5>into adulthood.

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<v Speaker 6>I think during the time that I was going to court,

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<v Speaker 6>when we were, you know, all figuring out how many

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<v Speaker 6>years we could get and stuff, when it all hit me,

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<v Speaker 6>that was probably the only time in my life I

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<v Speaker 6>feel like killing myself. So yeah, it was pretty hard.

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<v Speaker 5>During the heist cruise reunion in the holding cell, David

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<v Speaker 5>Gant is still in the process of being hauled back

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<v Speaker 5>for Mexico, but when he got off the plane in Charlotte,

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<v Speaker 5>he knew life in his hometown would never be the same.

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<v Speaker 1>When we landed in Charlotte, I'm looking and there's all

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<v Speaker 1>these police cars, and there's the press gallery.

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<v Speaker 5>All these people being in custody is still a relief

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<v Speaker 5>compared to being hunted by Bruno and Cancun. After all,

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<v Speaker 5>he really dodged a bullet or whatever hair brain scheme

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<v Speaker 5>Steve was cooking up a bleach injection, exploding street tacos,

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<v Speaker 5>or swallowing murder hornets. But he still has a lot

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<v Speaker 5>of adjustments to make.

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<v Speaker 1>The next few months are a blur, you know, until

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<v Speaker 1>I get used to jail life and get used to

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<v Speaker 1>dealing with my lawyer and the FBI.

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<v Speaker 5>And facing lawyers and judges and reporters is a lot

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<v Speaker 5>easier than facing his wife and family.

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<v Speaker 1>Reconnecting with my family was very difficult, painful for both

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<v Speaker 1>of us for all of us, and reconnecting with Tammy,

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<v Speaker 1>which was painful.

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<v Speaker 5>David's FaceTime with the wife and family he abandoned was

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<v Speaker 5>pretty limited. He had more proximity to his co conspirators

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<v Speaker 5>the company he chose in place of his family, but

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<v Speaker 5>given that they had wanted to kill him, the government

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<v Speaker 5>tried to limit their interaction.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't see Kelly or Steve or Michelle except for

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<v Speaker 1>fleeting glimpses here and there in the courtroom or when

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<v Speaker 1>they were transporting us. Because of the situation, I wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>allowed to be transported with them. I wasn't allowed to

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<v Speaker 1>be putting the same cell with them. And one time

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<v Speaker 1>they were in the holesales straight across from me.

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<v Speaker 5>And then there was the time David accidentally got a

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<v Speaker 5>little quality time with Steve.

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<v Speaker 1>One of the marshals made a minor mistake put Steve

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<v Speaker 1>in there with me. I'm like, I'm thinking my head,

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<v Speaker 1>I may have to hurt this dude, or one of

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<v Speaker 1>us is going to get hurt, possibly, so I'm prepared

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<v Speaker 1>to defend myself. And then the marshall comes back tack

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<v Speaker 1>Steve out of there, because you know, they weren't supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to put us together.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, when Steve got with an earshot of David, he

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<v Speaker 5>said that Kelly was the one that wanted him killed.

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<v Speaker 5>David's reunion with Kelly was not quite what he had

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<v Speaker 5>hoped for when he stole the money.

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<v Speaker 6>David looked trained when I saw him after we'd all

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<v Speaker 6>been arrested. And I do remember saying to David when

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<v Speaker 6>either when I went by his cell or he went

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<v Speaker 6>by mine or something, and I remember telling him and

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<v Speaker 6>I was sorry, I just didn't say anything.

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<v Speaker 7>Did you understand that I did.

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<v Speaker 5>Like the rest of his co conspirators, David was facing

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<v Speaker 5>multiple decades in prison.

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<v Speaker 1>The biggest charge against me was bank larceny. That's the

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<v Speaker 1>most serious, the one where it was obvious.

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<v Speaker 5>Obvious meaning the Feds had video from the vault of

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<v Speaker 5>him committing the crime. It was technically bank larceny, not

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<v Speaker 5>bank robbery, since David didn't stick up Loumis Fargo at gunpoint.

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<v Speaker 1>But the money laundering charges, if push come to shove,

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<v Speaker 1>they would have to show some sort of documentation where

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<v Speaker 1>I laundered money, which, even by the looses definition because

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<v Speaker 1>I read up on it later, I didn't commit.

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<v Speaker 5>David's argument is that putting stolen money in a pair

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<v Speaker 5>of pantyhose isn't money laundering, So why is he getting

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<v Speaker 5>the same charges as the guy who used the money

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<v Speaker 5>to buy a mansion. The Feds didn't agree.

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<v Speaker 1>They would stack charges on people and just crush you

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<v Speaker 1>with weight.

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<v Speaker 5>Adding to David's legal complications, he was going to have

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<v Speaker 5>trouble making a sincere apology.

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<v Speaker 1>If I'm gonna be remorseful about anything, it's not about

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<v Speaker 1>stealing money from the government or putting a hurting home Fargo.

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<v Speaker 1>My remorse comes from hurting my family. My remorse comes

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<v Speaker 1>from hurting Tammy. That's still that's something I'm gonna always

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<v Speaker 1>carry with me, you know, because it's always hurt me

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<v Speaker 1>to know that if my brain and my mental state

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<v Speaker 1>had been better, I would have never hurt Tammy, and

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<v Speaker 1>I would have never hurt my family. But stubbornness and pride,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, calls me and them a lot of pain.

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<v Speaker 5>There weren't gonna be any trials. It would be great

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<v Speaker 5>to say that jury saw the video of David stealing

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<v Speaker 5>all the money and they just let him off anyway,

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<v Speaker 5>or that Michelle had a chance to give an impassioned

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<v Speaker 5>courtroom speech about buying her boobs before the heist, or

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<v Speaker 5>that Mike used a phone party as an alibi. But

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<v Speaker 5>the truth is, going to trial carries a high risk

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<v Speaker 5>of a guilty verdict and a maximum sentence, So everyone

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<v Speaker 5>worked to get the best deal they could, pled guilty

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<v Speaker 5>and hope the judge would go easy on them. The

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<v Speaker 5>one exception was Steve's lawyer, who was charged with money

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<v Speaker 5>laundering after storing some money for Steve in his office.

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<v Speaker 5>He fought the case in trial, lost and got a

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<v Speaker 5>longer sentence than many of the people who actually stole

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<v Speaker 5>the money for Mike McKenny party time was decidedly over.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh yeah, we were in the orange jumpsuits with.

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<v Speaker 11>The Billy chain shackle.

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<v Speaker 8>Ankles were shackled. Oh it sucks.

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<v Speaker 11>Because I basically have to take half steps in shackles.

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<v Speaker 5>Mike prefers to disassociate from this whole chapter of his

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<v Speaker 5>life when he talks about it. He tends to say

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<v Speaker 5>you instead of eye, like maybe all of this happened

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<v Speaker 5>to someone other than him.

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<v Speaker 11>Whenever they actually give you your sentence, that is when

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<v Speaker 11>it kind of feels like a sandbags laying on your chest.

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<v Speaker 11>I mean, my lawyer told me, you plead out, basically,

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<v Speaker 11>you get seventy seven months, you take this to trial

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<v Speaker 11>and lose, you can get one hundred and thirty five months.

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<v Speaker 11>I plaid out, and then whenever they sentenced me, it

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<v Speaker 11>was one hundred and thirty five months.

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<v Speaker 8>Anyway, I kind of got pissy with him after that.

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<v Speaker 8>It's like, so basically, y'all just fucked me out of

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<v Speaker 8>a trial.

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<v Speaker 11>I probably would have got at the same time or

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<v Speaker 11>more from a trial, but at least I would have

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<v Speaker 11>cost the Feds more money to do it.

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<v Speaker 8>You gotta take your spite however you can.

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<v Speaker 5>One hundred and thirty five months is eleven years and

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<v Speaker 5>three months. In the Slammer, Mike and Steve got the

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<v Speaker 5>exact same prison term. Mike is still pretty pissed about

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<v Speaker 5>that one. Steve was the kingpin, after all, he stole

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<v Speaker 5>the money and paid Mike for a murder that never happened, unless,

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<v Speaker 5>of course, you count the gallons of margaritas he killed

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<v Speaker 5>at Senior Frogs. And then he got a sentence reduced

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<v Speaker 5>for just blabbing about the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, there's not a whole lot of honor among thieves.

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<v Speaker 11>Words were exchanged, but that that's as far as I'll

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<v Speaker 11>go now.

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<v Speaker 5>Then he was off to complete his sentence. However, there's

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<v Speaker 5>an advantage to being Mike McKinnie in the prison yard.

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<v Speaker 8>The prisons, it's full of predators.

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<v Speaker 11>I'm larger than the average person, was a drawer head,

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<v Speaker 11>and I was in there for being a hitman, so

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<v Speaker 11>I was kind of the last person they wanted to press,

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<v Speaker 11>and I was in there doing my own thing.

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<v Speaker 8>I wasn't gambling, doing.

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<v Speaker 11>Drugs, messing with the punks, so I was basically left

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<v Speaker 11>alone anyway. But in there, if you are pressed, you

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<v Speaker 11>have to be ready to roll. You can't hesitate. They

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<v Speaker 11>come at you, You've got to go back hard. It doesn't

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<v Speaker 11>matter if you're actually very good at fighting. It just

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<v Speaker 11>depends on if you're willing to. Because there's easier prey

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<v Speaker 11>out there, and if you're willing to fight, it starts

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<v Speaker 11>going in their head. Well I might get hurt, so

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<v Speaker 11>they go onto easier prey.

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<v Speaker 5>Well that's terrifying. One of his most eventful days in

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<v Speaker 5>prison actually came at the beginning of a sentence. He

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<v Speaker 5>had just been moved from the county jail in Charlotte

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<v Speaker 5>to another county jail. I stop over on the way

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<v Speaker 5>to federal prison.

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<v Speaker 11>So I went shuffling in there, and the first person

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<v Speaker 11>I saw was David Gant coming down the stairs. He

0:19:19.720 --> 0:19:22.119
<v Speaker 11>saw me, his eyes got about this big ran straight

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<v Speaker 11>to the garden, said that was the guy that was

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<v Speaker 11>hard to kill me.

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<v Speaker 8>You need to get him out of here.

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<v Speaker 11>And so I was pulled over to the sun asked

0:19:30.800 --> 0:19:33.080
<v Speaker 11>the fare was going to be a problem. I said, no,

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<v Speaker 11>no money on Gant anymore, and so they shipped me

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<v Speaker 11>over to actually the Christian pod. Those were all the

0:19:42.160 --> 0:19:46.960
<v Speaker 11>dope fans that found the lord before trial to try

0:19:46.960 --> 0:19:49.000
<v Speaker 11>to reduce her sentence and all that, and I was

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<v Speaker 11>just the odd ball. I was a fed prisoner that

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<v Speaker 11>had already been sentenced, and that was the only place

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<v Speaker 11>they could stick me. I guess because I had done

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<v Speaker 11>anything to have to sit in the hole.

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<v Speaker 5>I have used his time in the Christian pod to

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<v Speaker 5>preach the virtues of the Unholy Trinity or pay homage

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<v Speaker 5>to the Father, the Son, and the Holy hot tub.

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<v Speaker 8>But he didn't. He just slept pretty good in the

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<v Speaker 8>Christian pod.

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<v Speaker 11>Beds were pretty comfy, And actually that was the last

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<v Speaker 11>time I actually slept on a true mattress for what

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<v Speaker 11>the next nine years.

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<v Speaker 5>As a reward for his impeccable squealing, Steve was sentenced

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<v Speaker 5>to the same eleven years and three months as Mike McKinney.

0:20:31.000 --> 0:20:34.200
<v Speaker 5>Steve's parents were convicted of money laundering and serve their

0:20:34.280 --> 0:20:37.600
<v Speaker 5>sentence on house arrest. Michelle gets seven years and eight

0:20:37.640 --> 0:20:40.880
<v Speaker 5>months her annex. On the day of her arrest, when

0:20:40.920 --> 0:20:44.040
<v Speaker 5>she hid the forty three thousand dollars diamond ring from

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<v Speaker 5>the FBI, did it exactly help her cause.

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<v Speaker 7>Michelle accused me of stealing this diamond ring that was missing.

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<v Speaker 7>We were looking for it because I had a receipt

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<v Speaker 7>for forty three thousand dollars. Now, think about the logic

0:20:55.720 --> 0:20:58.640
<v Speaker 7>of that I have in the search warrant that I'm

0:20:58.640 --> 0:21:04.159
<v Speaker 7>looking for dollar ring, right, and she accused me of

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<v Speaker 7>stealing it. Meanwhile, she put it in the suitcase. Grandparents

0:21:07.880 --> 0:21:10.640
<v Speaker 7>were holding on to it. They weren't going to say anything,

0:21:12.320 --> 0:21:15.960
<v Speaker 7>and then we arrested them. We arrested the grandparents.

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<v Speaker 5>The grandparents are Michelle's parents, her children's grandparents. They later

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<v Speaker 5>received probation. I wonder if that ever comes up at Thanksgiving.

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<v Speaker 7>It added to his prison time too, took away any

0:21:28.200 --> 0:21:31.520
<v Speaker 7>cooperation that she had, so she didn't get any kind

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<v Speaker 7>of break.

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<v Speaker 5>Kelly ends up getting five years and ten months. The

0:21:35.880 --> 0:21:39.200
<v Speaker 5>charge of conspiracy to commit murder for hire added extra

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<v Speaker 5>weight to her sentence.

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<v Speaker 6>And that prevented me from doing things when I was

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<v Speaker 6>in prison. I couldn't participate in programs like where they

0:21:49.480 --> 0:21:52.480
<v Speaker 6>got to go out into town where there was a

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<v Speaker 6>firefighter program and they'd get to go out into town

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<v Speaker 6>and do different things. I couldn't participate in that because

0:21:58.640 --> 0:22:03.800
<v Speaker 6>it would consider a violent crime. I couldn't participate in

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<v Speaker 6>the drug rehab program and get time knocked off of

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<v Speaker 6>my sentence because it was considered a violent crime.

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<v Speaker 5>In addition to her prison time, Kelly was also ordered

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<v Speaker 5>to pay restitution to Loomis Fargo and its insurance company.

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<v Speaker 5>Even though the Feds have recovered just about all the money,

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<v Speaker 5>and it's a big number, almost five million dollars. The

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<v Speaker 5>rest of the crew has to pay restitution as well,

0:22:30.280 --> 0:22:33.960
<v Speaker 5>but somehow, singing Steve Chambers figure is a million dollars

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<v Speaker 5>less than Kelly's.

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<v Speaker 6>It's like you're gonna be penished for the rest of

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<v Speaker 6>your life because they know I'm never gonna pay back

0:22:41.280 --> 0:22:44.479
<v Speaker 6>five million dollars. Where am I gonna get five million dollars?

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, if you think about it, it's like you're

0:22:49.320 --> 0:22:51.440
<v Speaker 6>gonna make this person go out and commit another crime

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<v Speaker 6>to pay this crime off.

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<v Speaker 5>Kelly is sent to one of the most notorious prisons

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<v Speaker 5>in the country.

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<v Speaker 6>From West Virginia, but it was called Camp Copcake because

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<v Speaker 6>there was no towers, no barbar fences. I mean, if

0:23:13.040 --> 0:23:17.960
<v Speaker 6>somebody wanted to leave, they could leave. It's actually where

0:23:17.960 --> 0:23:24.679
<v Speaker 6>they sent Martha's steward. I actually left probably a couple

0:23:24.720 --> 0:23:27.960
<v Speaker 6>of months before she arrived, so I missed out there,

0:23:28.119 --> 0:23:30.800
<v Speaker 6>but I wouldn't have wanted to stay just to hang

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<v Speaker 6>out with Martha.

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe that's why to this day, Kelly's dining table centerpieces

0:23:36.960 --> 0:23:40.159
<v Speaker 5>are not what they could be. When Kelly arrived, she

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<v Speaker 5>too was greeted by a familiar face.

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<v Speaker 6>When I went into prison, they asked me if there

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<v Speaker 6>was going to be an issue if Michelle and I

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<v Speaker 6>worked at the same place or housed in the same area,

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<v Speaker 6>And I told them in the beginning that I would

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<v Speaker 6>prefer that they keep me and Michelle separate from each other.

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<v Speaker 6>The thing about it is if you did something bad,

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<v Speaker 6>if you got into a fight or something like that,

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<v Speaker 6>then you know Camp cl Cake was over for you.

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<v Speaker 6>You went somewhere else.

0:24:12.080 --> 0:24:15.800
<v Speaker 5>Camp Cupcake is tamed by prison standards, but it's still

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<v Speaker 5>a prison. Like all the new inmates, Kelly is assigned

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<v Speaker 5>to a giant building everyone calls the Titanic.

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<v Speaker 6>And the way that's set up is just they had

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<v Speaker 6>half walls for instead of the wall to your cubicle

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<v Speaker 6>going all the way to the ceiling, it was just

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<v Speaker 6>half walls, so anybody on the top bunk could see

0:24:33.520 --> 0:24:36.199
<v Speaker 6>everybody else on the top punk. So if you're on

0:24:36.200 --> 0:24:38.600
<v Speaker 6>the top bunk, you didn't have any privacy and of course,

0:24:39.240 --> 0:24:42.200
<v Speaker 6>without any walls, there wasn't no privacy anyway, because you

0:24:42.240 --> 0:24:43.800
<v Speaker 6>can hear everything that's going on.

0:24:44.840 --> 0:24:47.040
<v Speaker 5>The system was set up so that, with a long

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<v Speaker 5>enough stretch of good behavior, Kelly could work her way

0:24:49.960 --> 0:24:53.560
<v Speaker 5>into more comfortable accommodations. After a while, she got moved

0:24:53.560 --> 0:24:57.200
<v Speaker 5>to a cottage with several roommates. This is Camp Cupcake

0:24:57.240 --> 0:25:03.720
<v Speaker 5>we're talking about. They literally call it a cottage. Then

0:25:03.760 --> 0:25:06.359
<v Speaker 5>she got to move to a cottage with fewer roommates,

0:25:07.240 --> 0:25:08.480
<v Speaker 5>and finally.

0:25:08.560 --> 0:25:12.000
<v Speaker 6>I did manage to work my way into a private

0:25:12.080 --> 0:25:15.399
<v Speaker 6>room with the door, which was fantastic. It made things

0:25:15.400 --> 0:25:16.720
<v Speaker 6>a lot easier.

0:25:16.520 --> 0:25:17.960
<v Speaker 5>Beats pooping in front of people.

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<v Speaker 6>You have free rain on the prison yard. If you

0:25:23.400 --> 0:25:25.600
<v Speaker 6>was to leave your cottage, you'd have to write down

0:25:26.080 --> 0:25:28.200
<v Speaker 6>what time you were leaving and where you were going,

0:25:28.560 --> 0:25:30.320
<v Speaker 6>and then when you'd come back, you'd sign back in

0:25:30.480 --> 0:25:32.280
<v Speaker 6>so they would know where to find you if they

0:25:32.320 --> 0:25:36.040
<v Speaker 6>needed you. There's a reason they caught it Camp Cupcake.

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<v Speaker 5>Kelly sent us photos of her time at Camp Cupcake,

0:25:39.680 --> 0:25:44.320
<v Speaker 5>and they're pretty incredible. She's wearing civilian clothes, sitting on

0:25:44.359 --> 0:25:48.439
<v Speaker 5>a rock, head turned to camera, smiling like the photo

0:25:48.440 --> 0:25:50.760
<v Speaker 5>shoot you do when you graduate from high school or

0:25:51.000 --> 0:25:54.560
<v Speaker 5>get incarcerated on a murder for higher scheme. The grounds

0:25:54.560 --> 0:25:57.760
<v Speaker 5>are surrounded by a lush, old growth forest like a

0:25:57.800 --> 0:26:01.560
<v Speaker 5>summer camp with Stooley's and shame and the finest pruno.

0:26:02.720 --> 0:26:05.080
<v Speaker 5>Kelly also got closer to the Lord while she was

0:26:05.119 --> 0:26:07.960
<v Speaker 5>in prison. Her faith helped her get through the time

0:26:08.000 --> 0:26:18.359
<v Speaker 5>away from her kids. Meanwhile, David is sentenced to seven

0:26:18.440 --> 0:26:21.200
<v Speaker 5>and a half years, and even though he only saw

0:26:21.240 --> 0:26:24.040
<v Speaker 5>maybe one hundred grand of the stolen money after the

0:26:24.080 --> 0:26:27.800
<v Speaker 5>first night, he owes his former bosses at Loomis Fargo

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<v Speaker 5>almost four million in restitution. After his close call with

0:26:32.800 --> 0:26:35.320
<v Speaker 5>Mike McKinnie in County jail, he was sent to a

0:26:35.359 --> 0:26:39.359
<v Speaker 5>medium security federal prison in North Carolina, a prison that

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<v Speaker 5>is not named after a dessert.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of those guys have like really long sentences,

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<v Speaker 1>or they've done violence or certain crimes, and they're probably

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<v Speaker 1>never going to some of them are never gonna leave.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's where I did all my time.

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<v Speaker 5>The prison is an open dorm, which means that the

0:27:03.680 --> 0:27:07.359
<v Speaker 5>inmates aren't kept in individual cells. Instead, they all sleep

0:27:07.400 --> 0:27:09.600
<v Speaker 5>in bunks in the same giant room and.

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<v Speaker 1>Up at the front what they call the beach. There's

0:27:14.080 --> 0:27:19.480
<v Speaker 1>four beds under the lights, ten feet from the guard shack,

0:27:20.520 --> 0:27:23.920
<v Speaker 1>and that's where all the new fish go. And it's

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<v Speaker 1>a horrible place to live because the bathrooms are right there,

0:27:27.680 --> 0:27:30.080
<v Speaker 1>the TV rooms are right here, the guard shacks here,

0:27:30.560 --> 0:27:35.440
<v Speaker 1>mail calls here. People in and out all night, all night,

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<v Speaker 1>all day, no sleeping.

0:27:37.600 --> 0:27:40.240
<v Speaker 5>But David didn't have to do any time on this beach.

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<v Speaker 8>I got lucky.

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<v Speaker 1>When I showed up, the beach was filled with people

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<v Speaker 1>who had pissed the guards off.

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<v Speaker 5>Instead, David got put in the part of the prison

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<v Speaker 5>run by a violent biker gang.

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<v Speaker 1>So they put them with the bikers, which is cool.

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<v Speaker 5>Lucky. Mike McKinny got by in prison thanks to his

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<v Speaker 5>size and his reputation as an ex marine turned hitman.

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<v Speaker 5>David got by by being David. For example, one of

0:28:13.080 --> 0:28:15.679
<v Speaker 5>his acquaintances in prison was a member of the Pagan

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<v Speaker 5>motorcycle Gang.

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<v Speaker 1>One of the coolest guys you ever meet. Play guitar.

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<v Speaker 1>Was generous with his food and stuff, but you know

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<v Speaker 1>that in real life when he had to be he was,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, not somebody to be trifled with. You spoke

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<v Speaker 1>to him wrong, you might end up beat the death.

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<v Speaker 5>David Gant can charm anyone into not beating him to death.

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<v Speaker 5>He's just that kind of guy, and during his time

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<v Speaker 5>behind bars, his optimism never wavered.

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<v Speaker 1>You think of all the movies and stuff you've seen

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<v Speaker 1>on TV, and you think it's gonna be a certain way,

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<v Speaker 1>and I hate to bust people's bubbles.

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<v Speaker 8>But you get there.

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<v Speaker 1>The grass is nicely cut. There's an education center and

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<v Speaker 1>library where you go eat, medical, the special housing unit,

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<v Speaker 1>visitor center, and if you didn't know any better, you

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<v Speaker 1>think it was just a really bizarre college campus.

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<v Speaker 5>Still, David isn't exactly enamored with his new life. His

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<v Speaker 5>frustration comes to a head one day early on.

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<v Speaker 1>Being famous in prison is kind of terrible because they

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<v Speaker 1>had done a rerun of Was It twenty twenty some show?

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<v Speaker 1>And so here I am, I'm crashed out on my bunk, comfortable,

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<v Speaker 1>and here comes six people. Hey man, you're on TV.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna go watch it? And they wake me up?

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<v Speaker 1>And if you wake me up without coffee, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be happy. And so I rolled, I said, what

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<v Speaker 1>do you idiots? Won't just as sarcastic as a possible

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<v Speaker 1>can marriage without being overly rude and like, oh you're

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<v Speaker 1>on TV. Don't you want to come see it? Like

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<v Speaker 1>m Efforts I.

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<v Speaker 8>Lived, go away.

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<v Speaker 5>David got himself here because he was hoping to get

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<v Speaker 5>himself unstuck from a dark period in his life. He

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<v Speaker 5>was in a deadened job that he hated, a marriage

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<v Speaker 5>he was unsure of, and just feeling like he could

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<v Speaker 5>never get ahead. Now he's literally stuck in the same

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<v Speaker 5>building for the next seven years, and he owes the

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<v Speaker 5>former employer who spent all those years underpaying him four

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<v Speaker 5>million dollars. When he gets out, he'll be in his

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<v Speaker 5>early thirties with a criminal record, and it'll be time

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<v Speaker 5>to figure out his next chapter.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like Zach Galifnakis to meet you, would you mind

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<v Speaker 1>flying out here to Los Angeles?

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<v Speaker 5>That's next time. On the final episode of Crimeless, Hillbilly.

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<v Speaker 2>Heist Steve Man, after all that, he's just singing like

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<v Speaker 2>a canary or a parrot, whatever songbird is the appropriate

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<v Speaker 2>bird to use in this metaphor.

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<v Speaker 3>Any bird that talks. He is imitating them.

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<v Speaker 4>One thing gets.

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<v Speaker 3>Shocking Kelly being a little Kelly being a little surprised

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<v Speaker 3>that she was being charged with conspiracy to commit murder

0:31:46.920 --> 0:31:54.040
<v Speaker 3>for hire, even though she had openly on a tapped

0:31:54.440 --> 0:31:56.600
<v Speaker 3>phone call, talked about doing that.

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<v Speaker 4>Interesting that she was like, Oh, I didn't remember even

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<v Speaker 4>I'm doing that.

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<v Speaker 7>I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a lot of things I forget throughout the week.

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<v Speaker 3>For myself, I think I would always remember for the

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<v Speaker 3>rest of my life when I tried to have someone

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<v Speaker 3>professionally killed. I just feel like that would be a

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<v Speaker 3>core memory.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, this continues to be a psa about the

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<v Speaker 2>dangers of marijuana smoking.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, here's what I want to know your own personal feelings.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you think about Mike's lawyer telling him to

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<v Speaker 3>plead out and then he still got the same amount

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<v Speaker 3>had he fought it. That actually kind of upset me

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<v Speaker 3>a little bit about his lawyer.

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<v Speaker 2>I totally agree. I feel like that. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>if you can like punish a lawyer. Can you say, like,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know that a person who has been convicted of, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>of murder for hire has much recourse. But yes, he

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<v Speaker 2>told him to take a plea to get less time,

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<v Speaker 2>and then he got the same amount of time, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>than if he had fought it and maybe been clear.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I kind of thought, when you take a plea when

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<v Speaker 3>they say a plea bargain, it's been there's been a bargain,

0:32:55.400 --> 0:32:58.800
<v Speaker 3>there's a bargain. The literally the word bargain meant you

0:32:58.840 --> 0:33:01.800
<v Speaker 3>won't get the same thing because there's a bargain. And

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<v Speaker 3>so the fact that he pleaded guilty and yet still

0:33:05.440 --> 0:33:08.960
<v Speaker 3>got the same that I don't know enough about the

0:33:09.000 --> 0:33:11.320
<v Speaker 3>law how these things work. And I realized Mike McKinney

0:33:11.360 --> 0:33:13.520
<v Speaker 3>was hired to kill someone and obviously was doing something

0:33:13.560 --> 0:33:16.360
<v Speaker 3>illegal at its core, no matter how you cut it up.

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<v Speaker 3>But that does seem shady that he would be treated

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<v Speaker 3>like that when he's being represented by a lawyer, and

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<v Speaker 3>I can't wait to find out who his lawyer is

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<v Speaker 3>and write a letter.

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<v Speaker 11>I got.

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<v Speaker 3>David's affinity for his prison is just the that's the

0:33:35.080 --> 0:33:38.800
<v Speaker 3>clearest cut example of his optimism. That he's in prison

0:33:38.800 --> 0:33:41.440
<v Speaker 3>and he's like it seems like a nice college campus

0:33:41.840 --> 0:33:45.440
<v Speaker 3>and yet he's been paired up with like murderous biker gangs,

0:33:46.560 --> 0:33:50.120
<v Speaker 3>and yet he's like it's like college, Like, you know,

0:33:50.200 --> 0:33:51.520
<v Speaker 3>college is different for everybody.

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<v Speaker 2>What's it gonna take for David to like be bummed out?

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<v Speaker 3>Don't I don't know that it can happen. I think

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<v Speaker 3>the only thing that ever bummed him out, and he

0:33:59.000 --> 0:34:02.400
<v Speaker 3>even talks about it pretty optimistically now, is just Kelly

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<v Speaker 3>never reciprocating his love.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well you're right.

0:34:05.400 --> 0:34:07.800
<v Speaker 2>Everything else, he's kind of like, Eh, yeah, it's prison,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's not bad, not bad, It's not that bad

0:34:10.800 --> 0:34:11.400
<v Speaker 2>of a place.

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<v Speaker 3>I got to say, I was kind of surprised with

0:34:14.680 --> 0:34:18.759
<v Speaker 3>all of it, the sentencing, the amounts. I did feel

0:34:18.760 --> 0:34:21.080
<v Speaker 3>strange that Mike got the same as Steve. That just

0:34:21.120 --> 0:34:25.160
<v Speaker 3>felt very bizarre. I don't know if Steve got less

0:34:25.160 --> 0:34:27.480
<v Speaker 3>because he rat it on everybody, and I think, as

0:34:27.520 --> 0:34:29.680
<v Speaker 3>they stated, he knew that he would get less if

0:34:29.719 --> 0:34:33.520
<v Speaker 3>he got in there, got on the microphone first. But yeah,

0:34:33.680 --> 0:34:36.319
<v Speaker 3>I will say it was interesting that Kelly got to

0:34:36.320 --> 0:34:40.919
<v Speaker 3>go to Camp Cupcake with Martha, with Martha or just mister,

0:34:41.080 --> 0:34:45.160
<v Speaker 3>but yeah, Martha, it's pretty incredible. I did like that

0:34:45.400 --> 0:34:48.840
<v Speaker 3>David got out early for good behavior. That made perfect

0:34:48.880 --> 0:34:52.040
<v Speaker 3>sense because he's so he probably they were like, this

0:34:52.120 --> 0:34:54.759
<v Speaker 3>isn't even a punishment. He doesn't even think he's in

0:34:54.800 --> 0:34:55.520
<v Speaker 3>a bad place.

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<v Speaker 2>I just imagine David volunteering for like job in the prison.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like working in the kitchen, he's cleaning bathrooms. He's

0:35:04.480 --> 0:35:05.400
<v Speaker 2>just whistling.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I mean he was down in Mexico. He's probably

0:35:09.440 --> 0:35:11.440
<v Speaker 3>so lonely, and he's like, this isn't so bad. Hang

0:35:11.520 --> 0:35:14.480
<v Speaker 3>I got roommates. He probably thought there were roommates everybody

0:35:14.480 --> 0:35:14.920
<v Speaker 3>in prison.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh man.

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<v Speaker 2>He just continues to be the best character.

0:35:20.600 --> 0:35:22.520
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, absolutely, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we have just one episode left in our season.

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<v Speaker 2>Next week we get a little meta because I think

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<v Speaker 2>Hollywood comes calling.

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