Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I you wanna way back home? Either way,
Speaker 1: we want to be there. Doesn't matter how.
Speaker 2: Much baggage you claim and give us time and a
Speaker 2: termino and gay.
Speaker 1: We want to send you off in style. You wanna
Speaker 1: welcome you back home? Tell us all about it. We
Speaker 1: scared her? Was it fine?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: Porn? Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need ride.
Speaker 4: With Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need a ride?
Speaker 4: This is Chris Fairman.
Speaker 1: This is Karen Kilgaroth weird.
Speaker 4: God, that sounded good.
Speaker 1: Thanks.
Speaker 5: We're going to uh l a X again to pick
Speaker 5: up the wonderful Kate Berland.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm excited to see her. I love caper Land.
Speaker 1: I love her stand up comedy.
Speaker 4: Sheess makes me laugh like no other.
Speaker 1: A real original, a true original. What I can't go right?
Speaker 1: Is that real?
Speaker 4: That's a real sign that I guess we have to
Speaker 4: abide by.
Speaker 1: But I had a whole plan.
Speaker 4: We had a whole plan, and now we have to
Speaker 4: go to the forum.
Speaker 1: I don't want to go to the forum.
Speaker 4: I hope it's Celine Dion.
Speaker 5: I am the form. How am I not familiar with
Speaker 5: the forum? It sounds very official.
Speaker 1: I think it's been closed for a while.
Speaker 4: And they're having a concert now.
Speaker 1: I bet you if it's Sunday, I bet you at
Speaker 1: some church event.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, I would guess.
Speaker 1: But look, here's Kareem Court.
Speaker 4: People are lining up.
Speaker 1: What are you guys doing? Jesus.
Speaker 5: We are going to Lax again eventually, and which is
Speaker 5: good because we haven't done that in a while and
Speaker 5: it fulfills our original mission statement, yes, which is we
Speaker 5: are going to take comedians to and from Lax.
Speaker 1: Or Burbank if they're weird Maja.
Speaker 4: But not John Wayne. I mean, let's not be ridiculous.
Speaker 1: No, We're never fucking going there. I'm just gonna go
Speaker 1: down here.
Speaker 5: Kate and I were both in Denver for the High
Speaker 5: Planes Comedy Festival this week, so ship this is we
Speaker 5: have to do. We it just took a wrong turn.
Speaker 1: Community.
Speaker 5: I'm not going to give you any details because let's
Speaker 5: just get out of here. Well we still can, do.
Speaker 1: You think I could go left? Now? Keep up? And
Speaker 1: oh great, died?
Speaker 4: Why you know it's really hard to podcast with all this.
Speaker 5: It's almost like our original Yeah, it's almost like this
Speaker 5: is a bad idea.
Speaker 4: Every time we do.
Speaker 5: It, it's it's it's stilts conversation, moments of fear, sirens.
Speaker 5: I don't you sound here? How do you sound pretty great? Yep,
Speaker 5: you do sound pretty great.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 5: When we do sound checks, it will be in song
Speaker 5: for him. That's what which brings me back to the
Speaker 5: missions datement. That's what we promised America.
Speaker 1: That we would do musicals about lax.
Speaker 5: And a handful of Canadians that we will sing about.
Speaker 1: Lax and sing our hearts out.
Speaker 5: And pick up comedians at UH at the airport. So
Speaker 5: that's what we're doing.
Speaker 1: Okay, Now we're gonna go down Frenshaw Boulevard. Uh.
Speaker 4: They made famous by many NWA.
Speaker 1: Songs, many riots as well as it's probably Friday and
Speaker 1: next Friday and another Friday.
Speaker 5: Crenshaw's actually gotten kind of a bad rap because.
Speaker 4: I'm afraid, not really.
Speaker 5: I mean, there's just no what they're saying that because
Speaker 5: of certain songs and riots. But it seems like a
Speaker 5: nice street to me. I mean, you got your mom
Speaker 5: Pa sales homemads, Well you can't read it because of
Speaker 5: bullet holes, but they're oh that's nice, I know, come on,
Speaker 5: bad person's renovating their home.
Speaker 1: I like that. Everybody here seems to be a saving
Speaker 1: water for the drought. There are a lot of brown lines.
Speaker 1: I respect that. I'm not being sarcastic.
Speaker 5: I respect that, And whether or not they're doing it
Speaker 5: because of the drought, I still respect. Still respect it
Speaker 5: because that person's voting for someone. First date Assembly people
Speaker 5: on Crenshaw Care.
Speaker 1: They are active in their community. They have a a
Speaker 1: lot of gates.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of gating balloons. They care about kids.
Speaker 1: Oh that looks fun. Those are actually pretty great balloons.
Speaker 4: I say we pull over though, What are those? Mylerk?
Speaker 1: They look permanent balloon.
Speaker 4: I think those were fake balloons.
Speaker 1: Oh that's why there were so goddamn great.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they were just on rigid stems.
Speaker 1: Yes, I think those were.
Speaker 5: Not blow Those were not balloons. They were clear spears
Speaker 5: made to look like balloons. Those that were simply plastic
Speaker 5: and filled with air.
Speaker 1: They have been site specific art projects.
Speaker 4: Perhaps meant to bring more people to move into the
Speaker 4: Briarwood community.
Speaker 1: Come on, we've got these. Well, we're only about forty
Speaker 1: five minutes away from Lax right now, so Kate should
Speaker 1: be holding tight gee.
Speaker 4: I think it's fine. They were towing the plane in.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Oh that's good. It'll take a while, I hope. So
Speaker 1: did they run out of gas.
Speaker 5: Or I don't know why they tow the plane. It's
Speaker 5: almost like they land sometime and don't really have a plan.
Speaker 5: You like to think that all the planes are coming
Speaker 5: in and it's all or strategic and they're like, well,
Speaker 5: let's make sure these guys don't run into each other.
Speaker 4: What why did I I haven't had a lot of sleep.
Speaker 1: You're tired.
Speaker 5: But when you land and there's like, we don't have
Speaker 5: a place to park the plane, we have to idle
Speaker 5: in the runway and get towed by someone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like you it's like they're all in a
Speaker 1: college apartment complex where it's like, hey, buddy, can you
Speaker 1: move out of my spot?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I got it.
Speaker 5: You know I have to go to work. You sleep
Speaker 5: all day and you ate my pickle, You son of
Speaker 5: a bitch?
Speaker 1: How dare you block my way?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: And could you and your girlfriend be a little quieter
Speaker 5: at night? You know, I have that janitor job. That's
Speaker 5: what it's like at the airport nowadays.
Speaker 1: That's right, but it's pilots and stewardess is saying all
Speaker 1: those things.
Speaker 5: Oh stewardesses. They when did they just quit? Remember I
Speaker 5: mean there was some crotchety stewardesses were there. Well it
Speaker 5: was just scrumpy hair mesked off what just shoveled un
Speaker 5: ironed navy clothing.
Speaker 1: But you know what, I gotta tell you this, no
Speaker 1: matter what you say or how rude a stewardesses, I'm
Speaker 1: always on this. And I know we're not supposed to
Speaker 1: be saying stewardesses flight attendants. I'm alwaysress.
Speaker 4: I think they like to be called the air waitress.
Speaker 1: This lady's trying to make a left and she blocked the.
Speaker 4: Car in forever. I'm on miss Cleo, no.
Speaker 3: Girl, Oh yeah she she doesn't, no, no honey to.
Speaker 4: You, turned all rosy Perez on her.
Speaker 1: Ask girl. But I was gonna say, I'm always on
Speaker 1: their side because the just think of five of the
Speaker 1: biggest douchebags you've ever had to fly with, because you
Speaker 1: can think of them immediately, horrible, horrible people on airplanes.
Speaker 1: It's like they have to help out on the bus
Speaker 1: basically every day, so you know it would be great
Speaker 1: if they could keep it up and not be totally
Speaker 1: ruined by the awful awful people, especially on.
Speaker 4: Southwest people act.
Speaker 5: And I when I first started flying, you get stressed out,
Speaker 5: You're worried about your flight, You're worried about the logistics
Speaker 5: of what happens when you land.
Speaker 4: You kind of act like an asshole.
Speaker 5: Yes, when you're on an there, and if you are
Speaker 5: an asshole during your daily life, you just turn you
Speaker 5: crank it up.
Speaker 1: Well. Yeah, And these days people are so used to
Speaker 1: having everything exactly their way that as a stewardess, as
Speaker 1: a flight attendant, you have to like waitress, you have
Speaker 1: to tell people to put their shoes back on, like
Speaker 1: you have to tell people to be decent human beings.
Speaker 4: The guy next to me was a giant.
Speaker 5: He was listening to Fox News so loud that I
Speaker 5: could hear it through his earphones. And then when she
Speaker 5: came along to say, okay, put away your your personal appliances.
Speaker 5: I really don't think that's how they word it.
Speaker 1: Please turn off your stone.
Speaker 5: Stop folding laundry, sir, put it, Oh, drain your wash tubs.
Speaker 1: Everybody, don't don't play that wo She came.
Speaker 5: And said, couldn't he put away that electronic device, and
Speaker 5: he just looked at her and just kept watching it,
Speaker 5: and she just looked at him, and she's like, all right,
Speaker 5: we got an asshole. He just when we took off
Speaker 5: and when we landed, he wouldn't put.
Speaker 4: Down its thing.
Speaker 5: Amazing, And they got up and he like he was
Speaker 5: a huge He was just such an asshole and he
Speaker 5: felt I don't know if the obligation is that he
Speaker 5: flies twice a week or because I'm that way a
Speaker 5: little bit when I'm in the airport there is I'm
Speaker 5: sick of it. I'm an old hand at flying on airplanes,
Speaker 5: so I don't have to talk to my neighbor.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but if you're an old hand, then turn your
Speaker 1: shit off like that. It just makes things go faster.
Speaker 1: This idea that you should be the one that has
Speaker 1: it on last.
Speaker 5: Yeah, why don't you use your old hand to turn
Speaker 5: off your iPad if you're such a.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's because his hand is so old it's part
Speaker 1: it's crumbling away.
Speaker 4: Fly all the time. I'm an elderly hand at this,
Speaker 4: and then his hand is just.
Speaker 5: A mynooly Look at my wax like raisin fingers.
Speaker 3: Look at them.
Speaker 1: You could light my fingertips like candles. They're all made
Speaker 1: of wax.
Speaker 4: Each fingernail is like a wick. Oh, poor old.
Speaker 1: Man, happy bird that he just has his hand in there.
Speaker 4: I'm not five years old anymore.
Speaker 3: It's the best I can do.
Speaker 4: What do you want me to? Grow a finger?
Speaker 1: Five times five? The best? See, I can't. We were
Speaker 1: just talking about this last night, my friends a different
Speaker 1: how different people deal with traveling. And some people talk
Speaker 1: about how they go so crazy and are so stressed
Speaker 1: and I have to take so many pills. But I'm
Speaker 1: like my friend Dawn and my new friend Kim, who
Speaker 1: I met that night. We were talking about we just
Speaker 1: shut down and go into these bubbles. You couldn't. You
Speaker 1: could do anything to us, and we will not care.
Speaker 1: It won't matter. It's like the essential part of our
Speaker 1: humanity is completely closed off and put away in a box,
Speaker 1: right because we know it's no good at the airport
Speaker 1: or on a plane, and you don't bring it back
Speaker 1: out until you're in a cab.
Speaker 4: Maybe I do do that.
Speaker 5: I guess you're right I did, But then you have
Speaker 5: to deal with cab drivers. You might as well keep
Speaker 5: it off.
Speaker 1: Keep it off.
Speaker 4: I don't want to see.
Speaker 5: I mean, I've had some The cab drivers that hang
Speaker 5: out at the airport are not the friendliest.
Speaker 1: No, they're not. They don't seem to be okay with things.
Speaker 5: Now now they're they're very upset that you live anywhere
Speaker 5: that isn't the airport, Yes, what neighborhood.
Speaker 1: And they get mad. They don't ever know how to
Speaker 1: take you anywhere, and then they'll get bad at you
Speaker 1: if you're not giving them directions correctly. What happened to
Speaker 1: me once when I had to get dropped off in
Speaker 1: Eagle Rock.
Speaker 5: Isn't that a weird new thing about cabs is that
Speaker 5: everyone that gets into them is just a GPS machine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, where it's like, why don't you get a GPS machine?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Why don't you turn on your garment?
Speaker 1: How about ways up that they love so much, or.
Speaker 4: A Tom Tom if you want to be early two thousands.
Speaker 1: About it was Tom Tom, the original garment Tom Tom.
Speaker 5: Yes, okay, we are at Hawthorn Bulb. Yeah, you you
Speaker 5: know where you're at?
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm just going straight right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think we're on centry.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, yeah, girl.
Speaker 3: What century?
Speaker 1: We just have to get down it and then we'll
Speaker 1: be at the airport.
Speaker 4: We are going the right way on sentry. Sure, why
Speaker 4: wouldn't This is the.
Speaker 1: Way the airplanes are going. Oh it is.
Speaker 5: Oh that's the best way to get to the airport
Speaker 5: is just look up, see where the airplanes are in
Speaker 5: the sky.
Speaker 1: And go toward them.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 1: And also that's a good thing for regular life. If
Speaker 1: you look up and there's a bunch of birds flying
Speaker 1: away from where you are, get out of there.
Speaker 4: Oh really, yeah, that means there's going to be a tasnami.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Did you see the day after tomorrow they're all
Speaker 1: standing in New York City and all these birds fly
Speaker 1: over this Manhattan and everyone looks up and just goes
Speaker 1: about their day where it's like, no, no, if all
Speaker 1: the birds are leaving, get the fuck out of there.
Speaker 5: There was a one day on a runway and it
Speaker 5: was after someone found a bunch of fish that were
Speaker 5: inexplicably dead.
Speaker 1: Adriena Delray excuse me, oh, hands above the head? Is
Speaker 1: this still because of the fifteen year old girl?
Speaker 4: Oh god, she was attracted. Oh what you set me
Speaker 4: up for that? She could have been.
Speaker 5: Nineteen, She could have She probably might if she had
Speaker 5: an old timey ace bandage on her knee like.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I imagine she did it saving one of her fifteen year
Speaker 5: old friends from a pillow fight disaster. Just kidding, I
Speaker 5: don't imagine. Oh, you're the one who brought this up.
Speaker 5: You're the one that established.
Speaker 4: Her fake age.
Speaker 3: Let's talk it through.
Speaker 5: She could have been thirty. She might be have like
Speaker 5: a Benjamin Button, Gary Coleman.
Speaker 1: She's the luckiest actress in Hollywood's.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 1: What we're trying to talk about is, Oh, on the.
Speaker 5: Bread Way once, there was just fifteen dead birds, and
Speaker 5: I was like, well, the world is ending today. Yeah,
Speaker 5: And I didn't under I never No one ever explained
Speaker 5: it to me. I would think that the pilot would
Speaker 5: mention that, like, off to your left, you see these birds,
Speaker 5: they're all dead. There's nothing to worry about, and we'll
Speaker 5: have you in Denver by three.
Speaker 1: That would be uh, no one ever explained to you
Speaker 1: the old birds and the death talk. It took me
Speaker 1: that long to think that up forever. I'm just going
Speaker 1: over and over it.
Speaker 5: No one ever gave me the old birds of the
Speaker 5: death talk.
Speaker 1: They need to repay century Jesus. I mean, it's like
Speaker 1: an old country road we could take me home. Oh
Speaker 1: you were just home. Your The podcast with you and
Speaker 1: your dad was so great.
Speaker 4: Oh, thank you.
Speaker 1: Another one that I missed, which I feel bad about.
Speaker 1: But what a great substitute, what a great uh you're
Speaker 1: paying the fuck? Am I am?
Speaker 4: I though you're getting to the monomer.
Speaker 1: You've got a foothold, and you're at step one, yes,
Speaker 1: of a twenty nine thousand step journey.
Speaker 4: You're teetering on the first rung of a ladder that's rusty.
Speaker 4: Now climb, be brave, be brave up there, get up there,
Speaker 4: and be sure to paint the eaves while you're there,
Speaker 4: while you're up there with those brushes.
Speaker 1: Nolman, the Loons, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know what Norman is. But I love his wife.
Speaker 1: You know, Uncle Devon.
Speaker 4: Oh of course the Loons.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 5: I remember Now that's not a well maintained frontage.
Speaker 4: I don't know if that's from that.
Speaker 5: We are on Sentry Boulevard, passing Los Yenega, so anyone
Speaker 5: in the know knows that we are heading towards Lax
Speaker 5: so close. I am no longer worried. I haven't gotten
Speaker 5: a text from Kate, but I do know that we
Speaker 5: are out to pick her up.
Speaker 1: And she's also at Southwest right.
Speaker 4: She is on United.
Speaker 1: There's our Taco Bell Tech Taco Bell tex.
Speaker 4: Oh, our first sponsor. Wow, we used to start in
Speaker 4: that parking lot.
Speaker 1: Well we are Things change, We're past it now.
Speaker 5: People change, We're beyond this exchange.
Speaker 1: People change. Remember on Vogue was it? No, that wasn't
Speaker 1: an on Vogue.
Speaker 3: That was X.
Speaker 5: It's funny though, because then there was that band called
Speaker 5: Lonely Eye in the Future Islands, Yes, and they have
Speaker 5: that similar. People change, people change some, you know, And
Speaker 5: then it always made me think of that.
Speaker 1: Song, the song from the nineties.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that song from the nineties.
Speaker 1: I don't they went like that.
Speaker 4: It's kind of depressed. Tomorrow Yeah, that song. Yeah, it
Speaker 4: makes me go to a sad place like vacuuming after.
Speaker 5: Five pm, a mash theme song going on, just all
Speaker 5: those things at once. Well, tomorrow's just an other shitty
Speaker 5: day like that. That whole feeling overwhelms me.
Speaker 1: It's a real Venetian blinds. Feel like I've got to
Speaker 1: get out of this apartment with all the psichia.
Speaker 4: For vertical venets.
Speaker 5: The verticals makes me not want to go to Venice vertical.
Speaker 1: Venetians will kill you, that's what they say.
Speaker 5: Oh so close, dealing so close United, We are going
Speaker 5: to use United.
Speaker 1: Okay, I thought she was on your flight.
Speaker 5: Nope, no, she was on the I think we all
Speaker 5: had different flights. Okay, and leaving Denver perfect, she said
Speaker 5: out in five.
Speaker 4: This is going to work out great.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I assume she didn't pack the You know, the
Speaker 5: the Denver Festival was only two days of comedy, so
Speaker 5: that's kind of fun to go somewhere. Not even I
Speaker 5: just brought a pair of underwear baled up in my pocket.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you boys, you get to do that. It's so
Speaker 1: lucky and wonderful.
Speaker 5: I brought I mean, I of course, I actually you
Speaker 5: know what I lined. I brought a backpack filled with
Speaker 5: different clothing items and I never even got I.
Speaker 1: Didn't wear any I didn't wear anything. Every time I
Speaker 1: pack a bag like that, I look at stuff and go,
Speaker 1: I'm never going to eat. Not only I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: wear it. I'm not gonna look at this the whole
Speaker 1: time I'm there.
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna eat all these Hillshire Farms cheeses.
Speaker 1: But I need them. But what if something happens.
Speaker 4: Why did I bring this cheese basket?
Speaker 1: Do I need a serum and a moisturizer? Yes, bring
Speaker 1: it all. You're dying. Your face is dying of age.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna bring gel spray and hair pemad.
Speaker 3: I might need a moose.
Speaker 5: Okay, we have a Yeah, that was just a oh
Speaker 5: probably someone, Yes, it's oh look what just came in?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 4: It's a tweet from at mob Wick of how to
Speaker 4: our new fan site. I wish we knew who set
Speaker 4: up that. You are.
Speaker 1: God bless you.
Speaker 4: Sweet sight. It's the best.
Speaker 1: It's so exciting to have. We really, Chris and I
Speaker 1: have been doing this relatively in a vacuum.
Speaker 5: Oh, it's just someone mentioning the specifics of one of
Speaker 5: my jokes on Conan.
Speaker 4: Well, thank you, Matt mob Wick. I delighted.
Speaker 5: I have to bring it up like a rich kid,
Speaker 5: and my father's buying me a pony.
Speaker 1: So in your face this summer, we're gonna have to
Speaker 1: talk to a cop here. It looks like perhaps, well
Speaker 1: do they are?
Speaker 4: It's okay to have a microphone.
Speaker 1: I'm going to just start screaming. I haven't paid my
Speaker 1: taxes in three years.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna say, I shot a mailbox with a BB
Speaker 5: gun ones is that a federal crime?
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 4: Oh, I had the last minute. He saw my microphone.
Speaker 1: He's I don't want to be on your game show, Colonel.
Speaker 4: I don't even know them rank of cops. Are there
Speaker 4: kernels on the police force?
Speaker 3: Oh? My god, colonel.
Speaker 5: Colonel Potter, Curl Potter from mass who's a policeman now
Speaker 5: in La get over here.
Speaker 4: I just saw a microphone.
Speaker 1: If only more cops were like Colonel Potter, I think
Speaker 1: we'd have a lot less civil unrest.
Speaker 5: Or my yeah, well, thank god they're not like mister
Speaker 5: Potter from It's a Wonderful Life.
Speaker 1: Har Monica Potter, the selfish actress. Ah, here we are, here,
Speaker 1: we are.
Speaker 5: Oh, look at the sirens and the pre s I
Speaker 5: can you.
Speaker 4: So many pre s I and so many sirens.
Speaker 1: Oh, it was surrounded by emergency hydroponic No, that's not it.
Speaker 5: It should be everyone quick smoked this weed I grew
Speaker 5: in using water on some level.
Speaker 1: Click.
Speaker 3: This ambulance is filled with pot.
Speaker 4: Now that's one thing.
Speaker 5: I will be able to talk a little bit more
Speaker 5: about Denver once Kate's in the car.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it is a plays that it's so.
Speaker 5: Excited about marijuana nowadays because it's suddenly legal.
Speaker 1: There, yes, I bet oh.
Speaker 4: Perfect, that's great. I don't know what it was. It
Speaker 4: sounded like beetles crawling on something.
Speaker 1: Oh that's the what's inside my heart. It's just so
Speaker 1: I'm like the mummy, filled with beetles and rage and
Speaker 1: hatred for my common man fellow man.
Speaker 5: Because someone says the right code while the sun is
Speaker 5: in a sircond place, those beetles will fly out like locus.
Speaker 1: If you say hyberponic ambulance at lax, it's beetle time, baby,
Speaker 1: get ready for beetlemania.
Speaker 5: You might as well be repeating beetlejuice three times. There's
Speaker 5: it's so excited about marijuana there, and smoke it during
Speaker 5: shows and hand it to you. And I am a
Speaker 5: pure pressure person where it's like, hey, I can party.
Speaker 5: And some gave me a marijuana soda which has what
Speaker 5: the fuck seven ccs of whatever? I don't know, it's
Speaker 5: seven servings of a normal person's weed. And I drank right, sorry, yes,
Speaker 5: I drank this soda like it was well, a soda pop.
Speaker 1: Of course.
Speaker 5: I began starting every conversation with I'm sorry, but.
Speaker 4: It would just be like, how have you been? I'm sorry,
Speaker 4: but how have you been? I'm very high. I just
Speaker 4: went around to I was like guy telling people.
Speaker 1: I've never heard of pot soda.
Speaker 5: They have so many different ways of ingesting their marijuana there,
Speaker 5: but a lot of it was edibles and I don't
Speaker 5: doing that makes me a paranoid weirdo, and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't control it. I really think edibles, unless
Speaker 1: you really know exactly the dosage, are a bad idea.
Speaker 1: There's only bad stories about edibles, like I had three
Speaker 1: gummy bears and then I forgot who I was as
Speaker 1: human being and never came back.
Speaker 5: That's what I was doing, and I was I just
Speaker 5: had to make myself get quiet. I was still having
Speaker 5: fun and interact. That's the best I've ever done having
Speaker 5: eaten something. And I definitely drank a lot of it,
Speaker 5: this soda. But it was during this the Knicks brothers,
Speaker 5: who are filmmakers there that may call the Gralex videos.
Speaker 5: They're they're really great guys, and they had this like
Speaker 5: German themed uh synth pop band that did this after.
Speaker 4: Show and it was so great that sounds amazing.
Speaker 5: I posted an Instagram video of it it was very
Speaker 5: fun and in a bookstore.
Speaker 4: Okay, Kate should be along one of these. Fuck off
Speaker 4: this wave.
Speaker 1: This guy's flashing his bright's like we're on the autobahn.
Speaker 1: Suck it, Junior.
Speaker 4: Really.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, that might have been an overreaction. No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: that's not ka balloons. Oh they're so excited to see
Speaker 1: whoever it is that they just picked up.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 1: That's what I love about the airport.
Speaker 4: I'm not seeing her.
Speaker 1: Uh where is she, Kate?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Two little girls hugging.
Speaker 5: Sorry didn't No, no, I put my jam these I
Speaker 5: have earphones in in there, very sensitive.
Speaker 4: I'm not used to these earphones. Well, I don't see her.
Speaker 1: That looks like Ellen Page, but I think it's just
Speaker 1: an eleven year old girl.
Speaker 4: One time. Oh, you're right there. She is right there
Speaker 4: one time. Okay, okay, Kate. Uh Kate. Oh kay, she can't.
Speaker 6: Oh Kate, Hey Kate, Kate.
Speaker 4: That's fine. Hi there, hiya.
Speaker 1: It should be open, I think, yeah, there should be room.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm I'm gonna write a letter to Apple about
Speaker 5: their new earbuds. Too sensitive there and they're slippery and
Speaker 5: shoot out of your ears with a passion.
Speaker 3: Hi friends. Wow, Hi, good to see you, Good to
Speaker 3: see you. Cozy thing i've ever experienced, really nice. Oh
Speaker 3: my god, this is Karen laid down a blanket for you.
Speaker 3: This that is beautiful. That's a quick text.
Speaker 1: Oh that's Chris. Great, that's popular.
Speaker 4: Good. It was saying, I'm we're right in front of you.
Speaker 1: We were screaming your name.
Speaker 4: I was screaming your name, but I don't project. Well. Wow,
Speaker 4: that person's a lunatic. Wow.
Speaker 1: It might have been at Ingebretsen.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: He looked at me with a kind of calm. Kate,
Speaker 1: how are you? How is your travels?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I didn't sleep a wink, y'all.
Speaker 4: I didn't sleep a wink last night either.
Speaker 1: So you guys have both been up for like twenty
Speaker 1: four hours.
Speaker 3: Last night, actually many weeks, but just now in the flight. Oh,
Speaker 3: I could not already last night. I couldn't. I couldn't
Speaker 3: do it.
Speaker 5: You didn't do the after party. I did it at
Speaker 5: the High Planes Comedy Fest.
Speaker 3: I love everyone that's there so much. And I felt
Speaker 3: a lot of you know, guilt or not guilt, but
Speaker 3: just you know, fear beaving fear. Had to just go
Speaker 3: to sleep.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you think would be something that you
Speaker 1: would miss out on not going to a party like that.
Speaker 3: That's the ultimate question. That of course proves that it's
Speaker 3: all just fine.
Speaker 1: Well you never know, I mean like so like for example,
Speaker 1: say Jude Law is a huge comedy fan and bought
Speaker 1: a secret house in Denver. Wanted to party, saw your set? Yeah,
Speaker 1: shows up weights all night.
Speaker 4: And that's just Jude Law before I falled it into everything.
Speaker 1: Well, or depending on your taste, exacting on what you
Speaker 1: look for in a man, because balding means more testosterone.
Speaker 4: Oh that's the case.
Speaker 3: It's true.
Speaker 4: That explains why I don't have any leg hair.
Speaker 3: Here's kind of a formal issue. Have I given you
Speaker 3: my address?
Speaker 4: No, but if you text it to me, I'll see it.
Speaker 3: Right in front of my You you're protecting my privacy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that is something that we do and we look
Speaker 4: out for. Kret.
Speaker 1: Do you need a ride in every time?
Speaker 4: But yeah, yeah, we won't be uh broad.
Speaker 5: One time I accidentally we went to were uh driving
Speaker 5: Rob Delaney and I just said all of his bank.
Speaker 3: Information, right, of course I'm talking to us.
Speaker 4: He addressed.
Speaker 5: Now, Well, it turns out that he and his family
Speaker 5: got into a bit of a financial bind.
Speaker 1: Looks we all are, we all are?
Speaker 4: Hey that's what did I called him? I'm like, hey,
Speaker 4: it's a sign of the times. It's not my fault.
Speaker 4: Your identity got stolen.
Speaker 5: Good call, and some guy who looks kind of like
Speaker 5: you is now dating your wife. I assume that's how
Speaker 5: identity theft words. I really enjoyed your set. That was
Speaker 5: that the bookstore, Kate at Mutiny.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, yes it was, Oh thank you. I felt
Speaker 3: so out of it. I think that because it was
Speaker 3: like eleven, it was a little after eleven. And the altitude.
Speaker 3: It is the altitude because I, yeah, I wasn't. I
Speaker 3: was you know, I wasn't on anything, and I just
Speaker 3: felt like I was unable to conjure words and thoughts.
Speaker 5: Well you are you? Your act is dependent on being
Speaker 5: able to conjure where it's and thoughts.
Speaker 3: They call it the conjuring. That movie, I can't believe
Speaker 3: I missed it because you know, I'm talking about Lily.
Speaker 3: What's her name? Lily under I love her.
Speaker 1: Yes, the only name I can think of is Lily Allen.
Speaker 1: But it's the little one that was in Joe Lies
Speaker 1: when he cries the guy from the Girl from say anything.
Speaker 5: That was the friend of I'm sorry her littlistic pizza.
Speaker 3: Yes, she's so scary and good Lily, she's.
Speaker 4: In the condrey. Okay, the fuck.
Speaker 1: Is her name?
Speaker 3: I guess I'll look good up, Lily.
Speaker 1: Don't do it, don't cave.
Speaker 3: Oh God from six feet under.
Speaker 4: Can we just use our brains.
Speaker 5: Let's not resort to our Google computers and our parents
Speaker 5: that are giving us cancer.
Speaker 4: Let's use our brains before I.
Speaker 3: Have mine hovering just above my ovaries. I realized that
Speaker 3: yesterday I had my phone in a little pouch touched
Speaker 3: to my dress, and.
Speaker 4: It's just just scrambling your them.
Speaker 1: Can you yeah, can you use it that way as
Speaker 1: like that you're actually aiming for cancer they have?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can. You can download the thing for.
Speaker 1: It to just have. Let's have my cancer go right
Speaker 1: into the palm of my hands.
Speaker 3: I don't even know where we are right now.
Speaker 4: So well, we're going to Santa Monica.
Speaker 5: Okay, but we might as well get on the four
Speaker 5: or five and do or should we should.
Speaker 1: I get over?
Speaker 3: We can do it that way, we could do it
Speaker 3: that way, we can do the four. Do it?
Speaker 1: Then boom?
Speaker 4: Did you have fun in Denver, Kate, I did.
Speaker 3: I really like Denver.
Speaker 4: It was great.
Speaker 5: But you're right about the altitude. It's just your body
Speaker 5: wants something. Yeah, it's like I was hungry the whole time,
Speaker 5: but it wasn't for food. Yeah, I was hungry for
Speaker 5: sea level.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I know, having been born near the ocean, it's
Speaker 3: very it's a harsh adjustment.
Speaker 4: Is that you're one of those water babies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, where were you born?
Speaker 3: I was born in Santa Monica, Santa Monica Hospital.
Speaker 1: But you started stand up in New York.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, I mean I started here in the sense
Speaker 3: that I started my senior year of high school kind
Speaker 3: of and was going to open mics with a laugh factory
Speaker 3: for a summer before I moved to New York. But really,
Speaker 3: you know, that was just a couple of months. I
Speaker 3: mean I really was in New York. I was in
Speaker 3: New York for like eight years or almost nine years. Cool,
Speaker 3: and then I just moved back a couple of months ago.
Speaker 5: And so you you have family and everything in Santa
Speaker 5: Monica nine.
Speaker 3: To my parents, it's yeah, and they're out here the
Speaker 3: same house I grew up in.
Speaker 1: Oh nice, that's so great.
Speaker 4: No one in La has that you and Henry Phillips.
Speaker 3: Just yus. But yeah, I'm about to stop. I'm going
Speaker 3: to be in lostulous that's what we're going to be living.
Speaker 3: And yeah, it's going to be great. It is. I
Speaker 3: love it over there.
Speaker 1: You mean you aim to live there someday.
Speaker 3: Or like I'm about to start, I'm moving into a
Speaker 3: place I'm going to be submitting for a while. I've
Speaker 3: just been kind of been jumping around and yeah, nice,
Speaker 3: it's been convenient keep the overhead left.
Speaker 5: I enjoy being by the ocean, though I don't know why.
Speaker 5: It's not like I jump in it and utilize the ocean.
Speaker 3: Yeah, not that much. I do sometimes it's nice.
Speaker 4: It's important for me to wake up and just look
Speaker 4: at it.
Speaker 1: The air is very good for you.
Speaker 5: I am allergic to it, though. I think I'm allergic
Speaker 5: to the ocean air. It's that's something about the salt.
Speaker 4: I get stuffed up. I'm not kidding for real. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm allergic to the ocean.
Speaker 1: Have you considered living in a plastic bubble?
Speaker 4: I think it's fish. It's like fish.
Speaker 5: Dander, too much fish for Yeah, it's just scaled dust lily.
Speaker 1: Something with a w whoa. I don't know Lily Taylor.
Speaker 3: So much. I want much more rewarding to arrive at
Speaker 3: the answers that way.
Speaker 4: And I assure you none of us pulled out our phones.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a guarantee.
Speaker 3: I actually started to, then I halted it.
Speaker 1: So we earned it.
Speaker 4: In the Conjuring, which is what I can't remember why
Speaker 4: we brought that up.
Speaker 3: Because my my act is called the Conjuring.
Speaker 4: Oh, yes, conjured.
Speaker 3: Does you know it's a big part, do you.
Speaker 1: I've seen you several times, never seen you say the
Speaker 1: same thing two times. Oh my god, No, for real?
Speaker 1: Is that Do you have like the spine of ideas
Speaker 1: that you talk about?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it totally new every time. No, it's definitely not
Speaker 3: totally new every time. I mean sometimes sure, and I've
Speaker 3: that's like what I love sort of the most. But yeah,
Speaker 3: I would say I like that words spine. I would
Speaker 3: say that, Yeah, I kind of have things that I
Speaker 3: either try to not do or just kind of hide. Yeah,
Speaker 3: or her, But yeah, I mean I definitely have stuff
Speaker 3: that I repeat for sure.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna call those the ribs.
Speaker 5: Yeah, coming off the spine than.
Speaker 1: People say you are.
Speaker 3: Rill and deriven in.
Speaker 4: Filled with dust. So you do need to be kind
Speaker 4: of feeling it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, and I mean they were. I mean I've
Speaker 3: really I've been in Denver a few times now and
Speaker 3: it's just the crowds are so great and it's like
Speaker 3: the comedians sit up front and watch, you know.
Speaker 5: And this was it was different than the last few
Speaker 5: times I've been to Denver where they at those shows
Speaker 5: we were doing, people weren't necessarily openly smoking weed.
Speaker 4: Like last time I was.
Speaker 5: There, the audience was so high because they were really
Speaker 5: excited about their new legal weed that I thought, oh, no,
Speaker 5: you're getting you're getting too stoned, you're all. But at this,
Speaker 5: at this festival, it seemed less like that. People were
Speaker 5: just excited about comedy.
Speaker 3: That's h that's I know, the weed thing. It's like
Speaker 3: I had one like can of paps the whole time.
Speaker 3: It felt like it was just amplified so much, again
Speaker 3: because of the altitude. Yeah, and yeah, I took like
Speaker 3: one swig off like a weed elixir last night after
Speaker 3: my show, after the conjuring, after having conjured, I decided
Speaker 3: to slip to invert slightly. And yeah, I had a whole,
Speaker 3: a whole bottle of soda.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it made me a little out of my mind.
Speaker 1: Wow, can imagine I think I just drove past the
Speaker 1: four or five.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's weird. There was no on ramp.
Speaker 3: This is better, right. I want to immerse myself in
Speaker 3: the real culture of Yeah, I haven't.
Speaker 5: I haven't been to the Century Boulevard warehouse district.
Speaker 1: This is where it's at. This is where people think
Speaker 1: that like house music came out of Manchester in the nineties.
Speaker 1: It was right fucking here at.
Speaker 3: The corner of Oak and Florence. Yes, gorgeous viral.
Speaker 1: Carpets, Happy Monday fans. You've never heard of again, the
Speaker 1: Stone Roses. I want to go to Denver. Everybody raves
Speaker 1: about it. Everybody. There's all kinds of great comics coming
Speaker 1: out of it. I just hear about it all the
Speaker 1: time there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and people are just so warm and they embrace you.
Speaker 5: How many people were at that We were at the
Speaker 5: mc nichols building last night.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was packed with.
Speaker 4: All young, very excited about comedy.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I didn't even do a show yesterday. I just
Speaker 3: did a live pod. I just did. You made it weird.
Speaker 4: It seemed like most of us were only scheduled for
Speaker 4: one show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was very low.
Speaker 1: Everything.
Speaker 4: All of our tires are flat.
Speaker 3: A lot of eager young citizens.
Speaker 4: They were they were eager and young.
Speaker 1: That's great. My day used to go down the road
Speaker 1: and perform for drunk people who were on mirrored dates
Speaker 1: and didn't know why they were there.
Speaker 4: In my day. Yeah, there's still towns that are like that.
Speaker 5: That's why Denver really stands out, because like when I
Speaker 5: went to Philly, it was.
Speaker 4: Yeah, hold, hold, the bottom dropped out of me.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 5: That was a horrible time to have brittle femurs. And
Speaker 5: so what do you have next, Kate?
Speaker 3: Oh, you know, a couple grind I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm in LA I might be going out of town
Speaker 3: a little bit soon. Things are you know. It's also
Speaker 3: up in the air, y'all. Yeah. Yeah, the next time,
Speaker 3: I think I'll be like sort of trying. I mean,
Speaker 3: I have like a night in San Diego and then
Speaker 3: I'm doing Bensen Ball and do you see, Yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: excited about that.
Speaker 5: Started that and the first year of it it was
Speaker 5: the best, most well organized festival, and then there was
Speaker 5: some sort of a mix up like they wanted to
Speaker 5: run it without her or or whatever. They couldn't come
Speaker 5: to an agreement. But then whoever, whoever that was, that
Speaker 5: individual is gone now and so she's back to being
Speaker 5: part of her the festival she started.
Speaker 4: Thank God Benson.
Speaker 5: It's named after the first guy ever to have died
Speaker 5: from laughing, right, and so that's what that name.
Speaker 4: It's not after the popular TV show with Robert Gooyom.
Speaker 4: I don't know his name anyway.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 4: It'll be great, That'll be great. Have you ever spent
Speaker 4: time in DC?
Speaker 3: I've done I've performed. Yeah, well I think I've been
Speaker 3: there three times. I've been there three times just doing
Speaker 3: stand up. And then I was opening for this musician,
Speaker 3: father John miss T.
Speaker 1: I love him. I really want to see you open
Speaker 1: for him because I thought that that was the coolest combination.
Speaker 4: I just did fun.
Speaker 1: Never got it together.
Speaker 3: Oh man, Yeah, it was really fun and getting to,
Speaker 3: you know, just do crazy like there. We did nine
Speaker 3: thirty Club, which is like a really cool, like pretty
Speaker 3: big venue.
Speaker 5: So did you go around the city and look at
Speaker 5: the buildings that are on our money?
Speaker 3: I spent no time immersed as I am. Now this
Speaker 3: is Randy's Donuts.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's it.
Speaker 3: I've never This angle is really exacted because the side
Speaker 3: of the dout. Yeah, all associations on.
Speaker 4: The profile of a big brown donut. Really it's more.
Speaker 1: Of a buttermilk bar this way.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, I'm not going to say what it looks.
Speaker 1: Like to me, A big piece of shit.
Speaker 5: It looks like a big, long piece of shit to
Speaker 5: up of a building.
Speaker 3: It is stunning. We love it.
Speaker 1: I love La Randy Donuts.
Speaker 3: Why I loved I bet they've got to be Yeah,
Speaker 3: they've got to be a sign like that.
Speaker 1: They better be.
Speaker 5: If you're going to make a thirty foot tall donut,
Speaker 5: you better know how to make the little ones.
Speaker 1: I was just going to say that would be awesome
Speaker 1: if you went in there and all their donuts were
Speaker 1: like a third of the size of normal donuts.
Speaker 3: Little angels, Yeah, that's false advertising.
Speaker 4: I want a donut the size of the one on
Speaker 4: your roof.
Speaker 1: Well you can have a little angel if you want.
Speaker 3: Anyway. Oh yeah, so d you see.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Well the first year we did it, there was
Speaker 5: fun activities and one of them was a tour of
Speaker 5: the White House, and I really yeah, And I thought
Speaker 5: that if Obama was there, and apparently it was. You
Speaker 5: hear that a bunch of comedians are having a tour,
Speaker 5: you would we get.
Speaker 3: The fuck out?
Speaker 1: What are you talking?
Speaker 5: I thought that he should come out and say, you
Speaker 5: know what, it'd be so awful to be at the
Speaker 5: White House and have the President say tell me something funny.
Speaker 4: Oh, let me hear a joke. Oh no, not the
Speaker 4: president too.
Speaker 1: Nothing political.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, I don't want to split the room.
Speaker 1: He was, you know, he was hiding down in the
Speaker 1: bowling alley.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I picked up I picked up a pillow and
Speaker 5: smelled it.
Speaker 1: Oh is that legal?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I mean it was a couch. I just smelled it.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't know who I was looking to smell. Did
Speaker 5: they really pet you down an old Kennedy park?
Speaker 4: Uh? No. That was the other weird thing. They're like,
Speaker 4: oh your comedians, I.
Speaker 5: Believe you and had no There was security. Yeah we
Speaker 5: had to we did you'r I take that back. It
Speaker 5: was actually a lengthy security process that I almost didn't
Speaker 5: want to go through, but it was.
Speaker 4: It was fun. The best part was the art and
Speaker 4: then they had us go on these uh tours if
Speaker 4: they do a no way. It was great. It was
Speaker 4: very fun.
Speaker 1: That's larious.
Speaker 5: It was so fun to be on just look over
Speaker 5: and see you know Todd Berry or on a sea
Speaker 5: with a helmet. We all had our ridiculous helmets and
Speaker 5: everyone's on a segway. You can't be on a segue.
Speaker 5: It's kind of like a trampoline. You can't be on
Speaker 5: one without just laughing. Yeah, I bet at the situation
Speaker 5: you're in that.
Speaker 1: Makes you think of when we did you were a Bridgetown,
Speaker 1: when we were at Bridgetown, right, not this past year,
Speaker 1: but the year before. Yeah, I've done all the years
Speaker 1: before they gave away the did you did the isolation tank?
Speaker 3: Oh? I didn't, but I would have.
Speaker 1: They were giving away like, yeah, go sit for half
Speaker 1: an hour in an isolation tank.
Speaker 4: And I should have done that. I heard it was great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because a couple of people didn't. To me, that's like,
Speaker 1: I feel like I would have a nervous breakdown. I
Speaker 1: feel like I just couldn't.
Speaker 4: I guess if the opposite happens.
Speaker 3: I guess I think i'd panic. Yeah, then maybe it
Speaker 3: would push me through to the other side that you emerge,
Speaker 3: you for it.
Speaker 1: You'd be renewed, maybe intentially experience.
Speaker 3: I want to eliminate that possibility.
Speaker 5: I don't even like being in a tanning bed that
Speaker 5: closes on you and you know how much I tanned.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you love your tanning.
Speaker 5: But one time in ben Norgon, I went spurlunking into
Speaker 5: these caves.
Speaker 4: It's it's what they call it.
Speaker 5: It's a fun word, but it was, Yeah, you went
Speaker 5: down for like almost I don't know how far. I
Speaker 5: was gonna say a mile, but that would be like
Speaker 5: me lying. But at certain times it got so narrow
Speaker 5: that you're barely fitting your box.
Speaker 4: Me through these rocks, no way.
Speaker 1: Away from me, but.
Speaker 5: There's someone in front of you that knows what they're
Speaker 5: doing and they're like this way, and then it opens
Speaker 5: up into a giant cavern and it was really I
Speaker 5: want to use the word exhilarate itting for me.
Speaker 1: That's like I have a hard time going to restaurants
Speaker 1: for the tables are next to each other because when
Speaker 1: you stand up, you have to slide through and your
Speaker 1: butt goes on another person.
Speaker 3: I thought, you mean just talking, can't I'm like, I'm
Speaker 3: performing for the next table, which I just yeah, I
Speaker 3: have to like ham it up for someone that's not listening.
Speaker 1: Earn your place in the restaurant. I know, it's.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've done so many shows for Eves scrappers.
Speaker 5: I want these strangers to like me, and it's weird
Speaker 5: back on the road you're alone.
Speaker 1: I do the opposite where I always want. If I'm
Speaker 1: with a loud talker in a restaurant, I literally begin
Speaker 1: to like ice, whisper and crouch over, hoping that they
Speaker 1: will come.
Speaker 3: Down to where I have a friend that I have
Speaker 3: to do, though.
Speaker 1: I can't because loud talkers make me crazy, because it's
Speaker 1: like the people. You watch the people around you, going like,
Speaker 1: why do I have to listen to what you're talking about?
Speaker 4: Does that work? To crouch down and whisper?
Speaker 5: Now you just become a fetal position whispering ball on
Speaker 5: the floor and they're just yelling down at you.
Speaker 4: Why are you on the floor, Karen?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet you. It actually causes them to talk louder.
Speaker 4: Now I need to gesticulate more as well. As you're
Speaker 4: down there?
Speaker 1: Where are you going to tell me what exits take?
Speaker 3: I can text it to you. Okay again to protect
Speaker 3: the privacy of myself and my family. Yes, of course,
Speaker 3: you know I can't even live there, so go ahead.
Speaker 4: It's it's just gonna work out great.
Speaker 1: You can just let me know. I mean, when it's time.
Speaker 4: You just we'll just get on the ten. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: take that West.
Speaker 1: Don't be afraid to use my what I do, which
Speaker 1: is a lot of passive aggressive hand gestures where I
Speaker 1: don't say anything, but I just go like that. I
Speaker 1: love that I'm hand gestering people at home.
Speaker 3: This is I just can't get over this.
Speaker 4: I'm getting a ride.
Speaker 3: Really, this is really a gift.
Speaker 5: This was our And I hate over using the phrase
Speaker 5: mission statement.
Speaker 4: I hate that many.
Speaker 3: You stop not overusing the many, you stop over using
Speaker 3: that phrase of your mission.
Speaker 4: State exactly, You're just mission statement.
Speaker 5: Originally was to have it be called quote unquote the
Speaker 5: mission statement statement coland bringing comedians to and from the
Speaker 5: airport on colon, Yes, and so it's it's that's been
Speaker 5: the great part. It's that we're providing a service. And
Speaker 5: so I'm going to pat.
Speaker 3: Ourselves on the back as you should.
Speaker 4: I haven't had a lot of sleep, So we're gonna
Speaker 4: get on the ten right, Yeah up here, Yeah, it's
Speaker 4: gonna be okay. We still have a little time.
Speaker 1: Aside from did you go to the Underground Tunnel's Cape
Speaker 1: in Denver?
Speaker 3: Did you go to the the Hyatt whole time, truly.
Speaker 3: I mean I feel like I was just like the
Speaker 3: high Yeah, I just feel like the bed was comfortable.
Speaker 3: Many channels between the beds.
Speaker 4: They a little light guid's your way, like.
Speaker 1: Airplane, Wow, how long is the area between?
Speaker 4: It was only four feet, but fully lit. Yeah, you
Speaker 4: weren't going to trip on anything. They don't want.
Speaker 5: I was like when I saw that, I'm like, ah,
Speaker 5: they just put that there because they're worried about lawsuits.
Speaker 4: They think someone hit their head. And I'm like, well,
Speaker 4: maybe it's just they're being nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe it's high class.
Speaker 4: Maybe it's not to protect.
Speaker 1: Did you take a bath there?
Speaker 3: That's not too I took what I call a bird bath. Okay,
Speaker 3: you just kind of splash around. I do a lot
Speaker 3: of bird baths. Actually, I didn't wash my hair the
Speaker 3: whole time. Really, oh yeah, oh yeah, so yeah, just
Speaker 3: a bird bath will do.
Speaker 4: Now, when you do a bird bath, it's it's just
Speaker 4: the sink, right you just.
Speaker 3: If I'm really if I'm really in a bind, I
Speaker 3: will brush up against the sink. But no, I find
Speaker 3: that I'll do a bath bird bath if it's the
Speaker 3: clean one, you know, mm hmmm.
Speaker 1: Well that's the reason I crouch. You go. Fancy hotels
Speaker 1: are the only place I ever take a bath. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because my own bathtub's gross. But like at a fancy hotel,
Speaker 1: you know that thing's been cleaned thoroughly, right, it's really
Speaker 1: unwinding there.
Speaker 5: Funny that you feel more your tub. It's the only
Speaker 5: one you use. You're the only one that use it.
Speaker 5: Why am I speaking like Yoda? At a hotel?
Speaker 1: Everybody so many butts anybody?
Speaker 5: Yeah, but then another another person, another party comes in
Speaker 5: and cleans it, and their butt may as well have
Speaker 5: been resting on it as well.
Speaker 1: I hear that's how they clean, just put.
Speaker 4: A sponge in their butt.
Speaker 3: I read that.
Speaker 1: I read that. Yeah, that was a disturbing article that
Speaker 1: I read in the National. Ma'am, whatever it is you're doing,
Speaker 1: it's not right.
Speaker 4: All of the decisions you made in.
Speaker 3: Your life a CRV of all things. I know, I
Speaker 3: expect more.
Speaker 1: She's clearly on the phone.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she was drifting. I started to think that maybe
Speaker 5: she was having an episode. You know how she gets, you.
Speaker 1: Know this one five D m W. She deserves it.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine if she was listening if it was live,
Speaker 3: we live, We're.
Speaker 1: Going live, is this am I in the right lane.
Speaker 4: You're doing great, okay, but.
Speaker 3: You may be forced to get in the next one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the left, Yeah, because of cuckoo.
Speaker 5: Well this one, I'll shoot us on the ten going east.
Speaker 5: So we want to get in the perfect and Kate,
Speaker 5: we haven't had a wreck yet.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's great to hear rest. Easy back there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm very comfy.
Speaker 1: Okay, good. I did bring you as much dog hair
Speaker 1: as you might want to take.
Speaker 5: Home underneath that sheet you're sitting on. If you do
Speaker 5: need more dog hair, it does reside there.
Speaker 1: Two dogs under you.
Speaker 3: Do you have two white ones? Are they white as snow?
Speaker 1: No, they're kind of yellow and one is looks like
Speaker 1: a Beagley color. But they're both They shed like motherfuckers.
Speaker 5: They were originally very white too, but both of them
Speaker 5: smoke the pipe.
Speaker 4: Yellow.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, so you're gonna yeah, you get it yellow.
Speaker 4: Yeah, tobacco.
Speaker 1: They got their PhDs and they just went nuts with it.
Speaker 1: What's what's your next show in La? I?
Speaker 3: Actually I've got some good ones this week. I'm doing
Speaker 3: spring up the calendar effortlessly fine four three one Tuesday.
Speaker 3: You can find me at the Pleasure Chest oh yes, Sdnesday,
Speaker 3: I'll be at Meltdown Comics.
Speaker 4: I will be at the Pleasure Chest with you. I
Speaker 4: thought i'd interject.
Speaker 3: That, oh great, yes again, both of us.
Speaker 4: That's a dildo store that they do comedy in the corner.
Speaker 5: Even it's great, it's great, it's great, there are people
Speaker 5: buying tildo's.
Speaker 1: The last time I did the Pleasure Chest, I knew
Speaker 1: I was gonna have to do the same four songs
Speaker 1: that I've been doing for what feels like twenty nine years,
Speaker 1: and I just stood on the side staring at a
Speaker 1: box of penis pasta, basically going what happened in my life.
Speaker 1: So I don't have the greatest memories of it, but
Speaker 1: it's a fun show.
Speaker 3: I've always been really wirried about like my parents or
Speaker 3: family seeing me, which I mean a lot of people
Speaker 3: have that. But once I started performing in a label
Speaker 3: after being in New York for so long, it just
Speaker 3: was insane to not allow them to come, you know,
Speaker 3: it just was like made no sense that you had to.
Speaker 3: And I didn't know what the Pleasure Chest was or
Speaker 3: something I don't know, And I and my father, my mother,
Speaker 3: and like two of their family friends came and you
Speaker 3: know that environment. I mean, it's just a sex store.
Speaker 3: It's also just like all there you can see everyone's
Speaker 3: face and every nuance of every members expression and you're
Speaker 3: kind of like, so it just was. It was highly brutal.
Speaker 1: There seems to be no I like it because I
Speaker 1: like eli and you know, I like the spirit of
Speaker 1: it and great people do it. Yeah, totally, But for
Speaker 1: as a performer, the way the way it's set up,
Speaker 1: there's no you don't get anything back. Yeah, it all
Speaker 1: goes out and then you just kind of have to
Speaker 1: be strong about it and.
Speaker 5: Rifing about nipple clamps or something that that you aren't
Speaker 5: going to take home with you.
Speaker 1: Well, and that every other person is like just space. Yeah,
Speaker 1: everyone does it.
Speaker 3: But yeah, then melt on Wednesday. Then I'm at the
Speaker 3: Improv Thursday, and then back there on Friday doing Guy
Speaker 3: Brandam's talk show.
Speaker 4: That's great. That's a great week at.
Speaker 1: Shows, back at the Improper, back at Meltdown.
Speaker 3: I believe it's at the Improv guys show. I think so.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's how I like to say it.
Speaker 1: I love I haven't done it in a long time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fun, it's good times.
Speaker 4: It is. I like how they've classed up the joint.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all, but the audiences are so much better. But
Speaker 1: the audiences are into it.
Speaker 5: I used to not like the improv audiences, and they've
Speaker 5: they've gotten better.
Speaker 4: I think audiences are just getting better. Yeah, comedy is
Speaker 4: just getting better, you guys.
Speaker 1: Guys, everything's getting better.
Speaker 4: Our lives are getting better and better.
Speaker 5: I'm going to take the next exit, okay, and then
Speaker 5: probably take him right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, great, I know it's town Kate. When you were young,
Speaker 1: what did you want to do for a living?
Speaker 3: Just get away? I I wanted, I mean I really
Speaker 3: wanted to be an actress, you know, to be an
Speaker 3: old timey actress. And yeah that was kind of in
Speaker 3: high school. I did plays and whatnot.
Speaker 4: I think it's still in the cards for gets.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much. Could happen, Oh my god, if
Speaker 3: there any producers listening. I'm a hard worker and yeah,
Speaker 3: then I just I got. I got. I was always
Speaker 3: like into comedy, and I was a goddamn ham and
Speaker 3: was like, you know, overactive and yeah like that. But
Speaker 3: then I didn't start really getting like my when I
Speaker 3: was seventeen. I started getting really ind to stand up
Speaker 3: and just kind of listening to everything I could started
Speaker 3: writing jokes. My first jokes were like about the pope.
Speaker 3: There were like I was like a cat's skills, like
Speaker 3: a seventeen year old got to start. Yeah, so you
Speaker 3: could do a rite up here, yes or not this
Speaker 3: immediate one, but the next one light.
Speaker 5: I love the idea of writing to be an old
Speaker 5: timey comment. And that's where the bamboo cane pulls me
Speaker 5: on stage.
Speaker 1: It's going to be amazing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, completely, it was. Yeah, I don't know what I
Speaker 3: was doing.
Speaker 1: Did you go to school for theater in college?
Speaker 3: No, believe it or not. I'm on train really never
Speaker 3: took a lesson. This is it's all right from my blood.
Speaker 4: How do you know, just instinctively to speak from your diaphragm?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh right there.
Speaker 4: Oh guys, sorry.
Speaker 1: That's all right.
Speaker 3: It's fine.
Speaker 1: You just look at this. I'll hit that frank dogs,
Speaker 1: I can't do it. There don't here sure.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, I don't be a there'll be a
Speaker 3: Vaughn's parking lot. That's generic enough. They can't locate us.
Speaker 1: She may have said John's. You don't fucking know ware here.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: When there's the lady. Did you see her that scared
Speaker 1: me so bad. Look at her behind us cross rolling
Speaker 1: a cigarette. Oh that's the future.
Speaker 4: Oh god, everybody, everybody calmed down.
Speaker 1: Okay, there's no way I'm getting Oh yeah, I should
Speaker 1: drive on the sidewalk.
Speaker 3: You know, just risk at all.
Speaker 1: Let's cares. These cars are never gonna stop coming, guys,
Speaker 1: they might be Yeah, well, Kate, who is your favorite
Speaker 1: comic when you first started?
Speaker 3: When I started getting into stand up hmm, the first
Speaker 3: TIF I listened to was like, yeah, Steve Martin and
Speaker 3: Woody Allen and stuff. Yeah, it's like, well, I was like,
Speaker 3: what was I doing? Double like doubled over and laughter
Speaker 3: listening to Woody Allen's stand up like a highly duffed that.
Speaker 3: I was like, he gets it, y'all. I remember reading, Uh,
Speaker 3: I liked reading his plays.
Speaker 1: I'll like, turn it around? Did I go right here? No?
Speaker 3: Just go yeah, do a U turn whenever you can
Speaker 3: down here and then you know what, you could even
Speaker 3: go left at the next one and that would be
Speaker 3: just fine.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 3: It starts with an Oh.
Speaker 1: I was reading Without Feathers in high school, and I
Speaker 1: thought it was the funniest thing of all. I loved that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a great book. But it also it was so
Speaker 1: clear what the comedy was, so like you felt like
Speaker 1: it was smart and you were getting it. But like
Speaker 1: looking back now would be like it was totally laid
Speaker 1: out of like it was like very hard joke, obvious,
Speaker 1: but so funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, I liked reading those plays, like reading Steve
Speaker 3: Martin's plays and his books. And but then the first
Speaker 3: I was listening to I got like the Invite Them
Speaker 3: Up compilation about the you know, Eugene Mermans show, Bobby Tiszale.
Speaker 3: Yeah if you this one, no, this one, but you could.
Speaker 3: Oh god, I've watched it. Okay, we're gonna we actually
Speaker 3: we need the time because we're gonna be there so fast.
Speaker 1: Devastated for sure. Simply devastated.
Speaker 3: Simply devastated. It's a great fragrance. And uh yeah, So
Speaker 3: I mean my early I mean when I first started
Speaker 3: doing stand up, I sound like I'm doing a ug
Speaker 3: Mormon impression. I really feel like I am so yeah,
Speaker 3: you can go left here? Do I know where I live?
Speaker 3: That's the big question the street? No, yes, no, no,
Speaker 3: but you could. I'm so sorry, so we were attained
Speaker 3: to do that. I'm genuine like I again born I'm
Speaker 3: born and raised here, don't know where truly, So it's all.
Speaker 1: So big, so funny, the big one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's the big boy. Okay, there she is, and I'm.
Speaker 1: Going left right, You're gonna.
Speaker 3: Take a hard left.
Speaker 1: Really, just your mind.
Speaker 3: Just put the light up.
Speaker 4: There yet ninety degree turns.
Speaker 3: This is actually kind of a scene, crowd, You're really
Speaker 3: gonna be glad we did this.
Speaker 1: Storty to her.
Speaker 4: Oh, I love Ocean Park, No.
Speaker 3: Kidding, I'm going to get out here. Actually I just
Speaker 3: pull over. Yeah, so that's where all started.
Speaker 1: I think I was. I was definitely doing an impression
Speaker 1: of Jeane Garofflow when I first started. Oh really, yeah,
Speaker 1: I couldn't. I spoke in the deepest register I possibly
Speaker 1: could manage without scraping my vocal hords out.
Speaker 5: When I started, people kept comparing me to Ellen because
Speaker 5: I just because I was stammering and stumbling.
Speaker 4: Or pretending to did you like that?
Speaker 1: Or no?
Speaker 4: Oh I didn't really?
Speaker 5: And then so then I discovered her or then and
Speaker 5: people said Bob Newhart, I'm like, I didn't don't even
Speaker 5: know he was a stand up, And then I listened
Speaker 5: to his stand up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think Ellen's what was her special with like
Speaker 3: the big moon behind her?
Speaker 1: Oh, that's the whatever that one. It was the one
Speaker 1: where she did the comeback after the I.
Speaker 4: Think that's an old McDonald simmer.
Speaker 3: There's a bratt moon behind her and she's gorgeous.
Speaker 1: I would make dlts on sale.
Speaker 3: I was obsessed with that, and I would do it
Speaker 3: for my friends. And I remember like now I'm my retrospecting,
Speaker 3: like they weren't into it, but I just was so
Speaker 3: like Philip, I just like I just loved like redoing
Speaker 3: her bits. So I did did that and then I
Speaker 3: loved like the Bill Cosby. I'd watched that a lot.
Speaker 4: That was that to me. Yeah, that was a big
Speaker 4: big Fatherhood.
Speaker 3: Yeah, them with all the colors, the famous what's like
Speaker 3: the famous one?
Speaker 1: Yea yeah, yeah, we're sitting in the chair. That is great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, chocolate cake. I watched that one a lot. Yeah.
Speaker 1: My aunt Kathleen rest God Rest result used to tape
Speaker 1: comm specials for us and we would go to visit them,
Speaker 1: like the adults would go in the front room to
Speaker 1: all talk and she would put in like Bill Cosby
Speaker 1: Fatherhood or himself or she she taped pee Wee Herman's
Speaker 1: HBO Special, like all this awesome stuff that I never
Speaker 1: would have seen, and she just kind of was like,
Speaker 1: I bet the like this, and she picked the greatest stuff.
Speaker 3: So awesome you can go left at the next light. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's that's such a good idea. That just reminded me
Speaker 3: I just had. I was like, I listened to Alvin
Speaker 3: and the Chipmunks. That's so I had a similar experience.
Speaker 3: I'd go like, I had a lot of babysitters or
Speaker 3: people taking care of when I was little, usually these
Speaker 3: like two women they are close friends with my mom,
Speaker 3: and I had this and Jane, who had go to
Speaker 3: stay with a lot she lived. I don't even know
Speaker 3: where I was. I was like in the mountains, and
Speaker 3: I remember I was once there on my birthday and
Speaker 3: I got a cherry pie and I would listen to
Speaker 3: the Albu on the Chipmunks like Christmas album it was Heaven,
Speaker 3: and I used her thigh Master. I was like eight,
Speaker 3: How old were you, I think maybe eight or something.
Speaker 5: Th Master if you if you're using it, it's all.
Speaker 3: That guys like Jerry Pie thigh Masters. And that's also
Speaker 3: when I started listening to the Beatles, which is all
Speaker 3: really rushing in at once.
Speaker 4: You described a wonderful evening I'd like to have now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been trying to recreate it for years.
Speaker 4: So many thigh masters at my house. I think my
Speaker 4: mom had like five of them. Well, I don't know
Speaker 4: if they came and packs.
Speaker 1: I think they really. When they showed up, it was
Speaker 1: like suddenly people are getting like, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: could solve this one problem really easily, like thighs. The
Speaker 1: only problem is thies. And here's the solution.
Speaker 4: My mom used him up. She had nights thighs. Oh
Speaker 4: that sounds horrible.
Speaker 1: No, it's crazy shaped to the knee, and she'd go
Speaker 1: higher and it looked like she's wearing board shorts all
Speaker 1: the time, but it wasn't.
Speaker 3: Here's my ex.
Speaker 1: Grandpa Joe.
Speaker 3: There was an old man y'all shirtless in the cross
Speaker 3: when I was referring to you're gonna last it going okay,
Speaker 3: and then just that light, you're gonna want to follow
Speaker 3: it on through. So I keep going straight, veering left,
Speaker 3: but down the hatch.
Speaker 1: Okay, imagine a hatch.
Speaker 3: Just keep running down that hat like you're driving.
Speaker 1: You know, how like when you drive down a hatch like.
Speaker 3: That Grant Street. I lost my virginity to someone named
Speaker 3: Grant Oh, very sweet man. And every time I would drive,
Speaker 3: I'd be like, Grant Street.
Speaker 4: You lost your dreams can come true to a grown man.
Speaker 3: He was he was nineteen, you know, I was seventeen.
Speaker 4: It was very good.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 4: He was just barely a man. Yeah, and you were
Speaker 4: hardly a woman exactly. But after that night you both
Speaker 4: became men. I mean sou really.
Speaker 3: I mean, but you know, just lightly.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love see.
Speaker 3: I have no barriers, no walls. That's what I've been
Speaker 3: saying for years.
Speaker 4: You know, you're an open book. Yeah, You're an open book.
Speaker 1: It's perfect.
Speaker 3: I'm overextended.
Speaker 1: Keep it up.
Speaker 4: I like when we have these moments of silence.
Speaker 5: Yep, I occasionally I really am. I feel like my
Speaker 5: body is shutting down because I I think it's obvious
Speaker 5: right now that I'm someone that hasn't slept.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm making it obvious. I've mentioned it a few times.
Speaker 4: And then also I'm I'm at a loss of words.
Speaker 1: Well, but also on this podcast, it's almost like we
Speaker 1: talk so much. Everyone's interrupting each other all the time.
Speaker 1: It's a nice change of pace to just kind of like,
Speaker 1: this is what a real car ride is like. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't talk like you're foaming at the mouth the
Speaker 1: entire time, right right.
Speaker 3: It really is a nice piece. If you turning at
Speaker 3: any point, keep going straight.
Speaker 1: Down that hatch, hatch all the way.
Speaker 3: It's hatch for a while, but we're hatching back.
Speaker 1: I see what we're doing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I get this.
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 4: All that guy's hey, it's to not have shoes on.
Speaker 1: What if they took his shoes off?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, maybe they thought there was something in them.
Speaker 5: They do that at the airport sometimes.
Speaker 1: Oh I found out. This is interesting. I haven't paid
Speaker 1: a couple two parking tickets in a while.
Speaker 4: Yes, I found out.
Speaker 1: There could be a worn out for my arrest.
Speaker 3: That's a friend of mine has that. Wouldn't that fink
Speaker 3: that she does.
Speaker 4: That would be a special episode if you guys, I really.
Speaker 1: Don't want to get arrested. I can't. I won't.
Speaker 4: I can't survive, not not even for an hour.
Speaker 3: They really take you in for that.
Speaker 1: I want to. They can have my fucking money. I don't.
Speaker 1: I just forgot to pay it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, if you have money, you don't have to go
Speaker 5: to jail. I think that's been proven time and time again.
Speaker 1: I guess that's true. I love this mike.
Speaker 3: For those of you listening and not in the car,
Speaker 3: it's a long tapered mic.
Speaker 4: It's very like Prices, right, Mike.
Speaker 3: Yes, exactly.
Speaker 1: When I have to use that mic, I always hold
Speaker 1: it really close to my mouth because it's such a
Speaker 1: fun gene rayburn feeling. I always feel like I get
Speaker 1: it way too close.
Speaker 4: I like to have it just kind of lightly brush
Speaker 4: my mustache.
Speaker 3: I've got about two inches good.
Speaker 1: I think that's the professional lenge.
Speaker 3: You don't want to come up on it too hard.
Speaker 1: I scare exactly. Keep those levels low.
Speaker 5: Plus, it's riddled with germs from all the comedians that
Speaker 5: we've had on. We have for a while, we were
Speaker 5: just doing sick comedians.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a couple of Ebola episodes you can.
Speaker 4: To catch, so keep the mic. At least.
Speaker 3: We're so close to you, guys. Really, I mean we're
Speaker 3: like two blocks as.
Speaker 4: Mother and father. We are taking you to your parents' house.
Speaker 3: The home in which I was raised. She used to
Speaker 3: be a supermarket.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's uh, yeah, you can keep going straight, Okay.
Speaker 3: My dad's an artist and he yeah, took over the
Speaker 3: supermarket and converted into his studios like a long time ago.
Speaker 3: He's been there for like thirty five years. And then
Speaker 3: turned right at this light. That's so and so. Yeah,
Speaker 3: then he met my mom later and then she gave
Speaker 3: birth to me on the goddamn kitchen floor. No no, no,
Speaker 3: not really which used to be. I think that's a
Speaker 3: line from Mermaids? Is it on the corner so you
Speaker 3: can turn right here? See there's some signs here for
Speaker 3: a market.
Speaker 4: So cool, that's the best.
Speaker 1: Is this bad to have on the podcast details?
Speaker 3: I don't think so.
Speaker 4: It's so cool.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's amazing.
Speaker 4: I really love that.
Speaker 3: But then again, no one lives here. You come looking,
Speaker 3: do you worry because the alarm system is shocking?
Speaker 1: And Kate, Oh my god, it's so cool.
Speaker 3: It's yeah, it's nice to I mean again, yeah, I've
Speaker 3: it's made it easy to come visit La the last year.
Speaker 4: And a half, Yes, and get groceries and you can
Speaker 4: get you.
Speaker 3: I just want to keep people do come knocking for
Speaker 3: ice cream?
Speaker 4: All? That's so really?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it happens like you once and on maybe.
Speaker 4: For ice cream specifically.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you think it's the market if this house could
Speaker 3: talk your tongue house.
Speaker 1: My secret's safe with you.
Speaker 4: Okay, thanks for riding with us.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much. You're the greatest. This was Thank
Speaker 3: you so much, of course, absolutely dropping the mic. Thank
Speaker 3: you all for listening. And I'm still amplified that has
Speaker 3: been and land our guests. Thank you, David.
Speaker 4: Really this was I'll see you at the dildo shop.
Speaker 1: Yes, absolutely so. Yeah, it's good to see you, Okay.
Speaker 5: Kate, brilliant, everybody brilliant. It was terrific. Yeah, I think she.
Speaker 1: It really is.
Speaker 5: It isn't gorgeous there could it be more beautiful?
Speaker 4: I can't stop talking about how niceer weather is. Bye bye, Kate.
Speaker 5: Well that was terrific and a good episode. I think
Speaker 5: it's good to see you again too, Karen.
Speaker 3: Thanks Chris.
Speaker 1: I know it's uh. It's nice to have it be us.
Speaker 1: It be us, it be us at la X.
Speaker 4: I like it when it be us. It was nice
Speaker 4: for it to be us for a while, and then
Speaker 4: it was great when it was.
Speaker 5: I'm glad she jumped in the car. I was running
Speaker 5: out of gas. I'm still out of gas.
Speaker 1: Oh dude, I bet you're exhausted.
Speaker 4: It's not good to not sleep. It seems like I
Speaker 4: do that a lot.
Speaker 5: I'm always nervous before we podcast and I just toss
Speaker 5: and turn all night.
Speaker 1: No, no, nope, I.
Speaker 4: Just sleeping problems.
Speaker 1: And you party?
Speaker 4: I did party? I did party?
Speaker 1: Did?
Speaker 4: I mean?
Speaker 5: That's what festivals are all about. You do comedy to
Speaker 5: do and try and kill yourself with spirits.
Speaker 1: Yes, and just see what happens and see what your
Speaker 1: friends are doing. Oh, that's the fun of it.
Speaker 5: Do you have you ever wanted to just honk at a
Speaker 5: cop card? Now it's your chance, because that ain't a
Speaker 5: copy of that one.
Speaker 1: The real deal for sure, because I.
Speaker 4: Was gonna do wrap this up and you know, at
Speaker 4: the end of each one.
Speaker 1: We tag it with her, let's do it.
Speaker 5: I'm ready, nary, So let's do it, and we're gonna
Speaker 5: honk it a cop. Keep in mind there's a cop
Speaker 5: in front of us. That makes us all the more better.
Speaker 1: But can we just say, really quick, yes, join our
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Speaker 1: That helps us a lot, And thanks for listening, because
Speaker 1: we really, honestly do appreciate it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, I do.
Speaker 5: I know Karen does sees so from Karen Kilgarriff and
Speaker 5: I Chris Fairbanks.
Speaker 1: Oh, this guy's gonna say, Guy, I'm honking because he
Speaker 1: just cut me off.
Speaker 4: You know what, Let it happened. Okay, this has been
Speaker 4: e y n A R.
Speaker 1: There we go, I leaving. I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 1: Either way, we want to be there. Doesn't matter how
Speaker 1: much baggage you claim.
Speaker 2: Give us time and a turmano and gay we want
Speaker 2: to send you off instead, we want to welcome you
Speaker 2: back home.
Speaker 1: Tell us all about every scared her? Was it fine?
Speaker 2: Now?
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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need.
Speaker 4: With Karen and chriss
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