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Speaker 1: What would you just the right number?

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Speaker 2: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 1: Go on, just call me back.

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Speaker 3: If you haven't heard the loser line before.

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Speaker 4: It works like this.

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Speaker 3: Let's say someone approaches you while you're out at the

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Speaker 3: club and uses this charming pickup line on you.

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Speaker 5: Hey, qutie pie, you got a sweet tooth because my

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Speaker 5: lips are like skittles, and tonight you're gonna taste the rainbow.

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Speaker 6: He doesn't even have any lips anymore.

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Speaker 3: Whatever you do, don't shove a Mars bar down as

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Speaker 3: adult diaper.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Instead slide him with snickers and tell him he's definitely

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Speaker 3: going to be satisfied when you're done with him. And

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Speaker 3: that's when you give him the number to the loser line.

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Speaker 3: So hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can

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Speaker 3: play over the air.

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Speaker 4: Voicemails like this.

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Speaker 6: One, Marcus Claire, I don't exactly think that we should

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Speaker 6: go out this. When he left the bar that night,

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Speaker 6: I saw the bumper sticker on your truck. I did

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Speaker 6: not realize that you are a Dallas Cowboys fan, like yike,

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Speaker 6: I mostly just like feel bad for you at this point,

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Speaker 6: Like you guys are like labeled as America's team, but

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Speaker 6: you haven't won anything since like the Eisenhower administration.

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Speaker 3: Wow, I did not expect an Eisenhower dig You know,

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Speaker 3: you can just say, hey, I'm not interested. That's always

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Speaker 3: You don't have to tear down his fan allegiance.

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Speaker 4: I mean, he supports the Cowboys.

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Speaker 3: He's been through enough for goodness sake, Leave the poor

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Speaker 6: Yea even sadders when she realizes a Cowboys fan gave

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Speaker 6: her the number to the loser.

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Speaker 3: Live cars are going to be burning in Philly for

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Speaker 3: a whole different reasons.

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Speaker 4: After this, our hearts go.

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Speaker 2: Out to her, Hey, what's up.

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Speaker 1: I've been thinking all night about that? The question that

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Speaker 1: you want me to answer. You want to know, like

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Speaker 1: who was my weirdest childhood crush? And I think, uh,

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Speaker 1: I think I have an answer for her? So, uh,

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Speaker 1: you know, the cartoon Road Brass. So I kind of

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Speaker 1: always had a thing for Tommy's mom, you know, like

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Speaker 1: Dedie Pickles. I just I don't I don't know what

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Speaker 2: Maybe it's like because she had that crazy red hair,

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Speaker 2: and you know redheads.

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Speaker 1: Right, you know, Like I don't know, maybe that's weird

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Speaker 1: to say, but like that's definitely the strangest crush I had.

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Speaker 3: That's not weird to say at all that you would

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Speaker 3: like to get it on with a nineties cartoon mom.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but everyone in the room.

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Speaker 6: Was glad it was the mom.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: There are so many bad things you can say.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I mean please say.

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Speaker 3: Chris Hansen retired a long time ago.

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Speaker 4: We do not need to bring him back for this segment.

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Speaker 3: But speaking of embarrassing crushes, have you seen how good

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Speaker 3: looking the men are on this morning show?

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Speaker 4: I take a look at our YouTube.

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Speaker 3: Wait are.

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Speaker 1: Talking about?

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Speaker 3: There is some man meet here just.

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Speaker 4: To name one of them.

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Speaker 3: And yeah, there's a couple of ladies that are on

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Speaker 3: here too, But you can always fast forward through those

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Speaker 3: parts as we post our favorite second dates, phone taps,

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Speaker 3: awkward Tuesdays, and loser lines just like the one that

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Speaker 3: we're doing today.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, I dare you to keep.

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Speaker 3: Jose Me and Ashton out of your mind as we

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Speaker 3: listen to this next clip.

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Speaker 7: Next. Welcome back to the podcast Cheaters, Liars and Ghosts.

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Speaker 7: I'm your host, and today on podcast our guest is

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Speaker 7: none other than myself. Thanks for coming on the show.

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Speaker 1: He looks so beautiful.

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Speaker 2: Stop it.

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Speaker 7: So Today, we're going to cover the reasons why the

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Speaker 7: guy you met last week why won't he call you back?

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Speaker 2: He made out.

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Speaker 7: With you in a park and he bought you a

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Speaker 7: hot dog, and then you hooked up with him. What

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Speaker 7: were you thinking? Anyway, We'll try again next week, I

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Speaker 7: guess on the podcast Cheeters Liars And here we barge

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Speaker 7: into the bathroom and see if she'll take any accountability

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Speaker 7: for her loose smirrels.

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Speaker 5: Confused, you want to subscribe?

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Speaker 3: I mean, who has.

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Speaker 1: Ever thought about a podcast where you just interview yourself?

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Speaker 4: Why did I?

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Speaker 3: But it's hard after you buy someone a hot dog

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Speaker 3: not to hook up with them.

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Speaker 4: That's just how it goes.

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Speaker 2: Next me, Hey, Jana from the bar. You are not

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Speaker 2: going to believe this, but I'm calling you from the future. Now.

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Speaker 2: You and I live in a cozy, little glass dome

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Speaker 2: free from the nuclear radiation. Of course, We've got three kids,

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Speaker 2: two ferrets, and our own little vegetable garden stock with

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Speaker 2: beets and celery, my favorite. The reason why I'm leaving

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Speaker 2: you this voicemail, however, is to tell you something super important.

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Speaker 2: All of this could go away if you don't go

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Speaker 2: out with me during present times. So you need to

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Speaker 2: call me, let's say, like right away and say yes

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Speaker 2: to a date. And if you don't, I'm pretty sure

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Speaker 2: you're going to regret it. Because remember, I'm from the

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Speaker 2: future and I see how everything turned out. My ED

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Speaker 2: situation finally goes away and we do it all the time.

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Speaker 2: Modern future medicine is just wonderful.

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Speaker 3: He just Marty McFly back to the futured himself.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that.

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Speaker 3: Sure, he does have ED right now, but once he

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Speaker 3: boards Elon's spaceship to Mars, it magically goes away.

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Speaker 4: It's perfect.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it's a Beaten Celary diet problem.

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, doctors beware. We finally solved it him back. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: how do we call the future?

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: We have to figure that out. Elon, get on it.

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Speaker 3: But remember to hit up and subscribe to our YouTube

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Speaker 3: page at Brook and Jeffrey. We post all of our content,

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Speaker 3: second dates, phone taps, and video of us reacting in

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Speaker 3: studio to all of our loser line clips.

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Speaker 6: Says oh, extremely as so many people up for disappointment.

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Speaker 4: Everybody rinking to the camera.

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Speaker 2: There we go.

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Speaker 4: We got a phone tap coming up for you. Right

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Speaker 4: after this