Speaker 1: Second day, we have some real talk on this show
Speaker 1: for just a second. Everything we talk about, what are
Speaker 1: we normally doing? Okay, real talk? Right? I love my mom, alright, Okay,
Speaker 1: I said it. Okay, that's good. She's annoying sometimes, but
Speaker 1: I love her. Yeah you should. Because of that, I
Speaker 1: know I've been branded by a lot of people as
Speaker 1: a mama's boy, softie, a mother lover. I don't say that.
Speaker 1: That's what they usually you as I've been called it.
Speaker 1: I've heard it. People have said that I even wear
Speaker 1: mom jeans, and it's true. It's true because I love
Speaker 1: my mom and they're her jeans. Because I love her,
Speaker 1: I want her to be with me all the time.
Speaker 1: And you know what, I'm not the only dude who
Speaker 1: loves his mother. I think that's great. But boundaries are
Speaker 1: good too. Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about. Well,
Speaker 1: one of our listeners, Andrew, emailed in because he's a
Speaker 1: fellow mother lover like me. Oh my god, that's not
Speaker 1: the right use of the term. Well, he said that
Speaker 1: his mom was even kind of a part of his date.
Speaker 1: So we'll find out why. Let's let's just talk to
Speaker 1: him for a second. What's up Andrew, Hey, how's it going, guys?
Speaker 1: How's your mom? She's great, We're great. I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't think we're calling. We're not calling your mom, right Andrew?
Speaker 1: Oh no, hang up? No whore? Who are we calling? Then?
Speaker 1: Hope calling out from the world's name? That's her name name? Okay,
Speaker 1: we're calling today? Yeah, I think Hope is the woman's name.
Speaker 1: Where did you meet Hope? It works both ways, but yeah,
Speaker 1: I meant Hope online. Oh I found Hope online too.
Speaker 1: I feel like you guys are part of some anonymous
Speaker 1: group right now. What did you like about Hope? Well,
Speaker 1: we did it out of texting, and I just found
Speaker 1: her intelligently flirty. If that makes sense. It doesn't really,
Speaker 1: I don't get it. You don't think those go hand
Speaker 1: in hand intelligence and flirtatiousness. Brooke like, what how was
Speaker 1: she flirting with you? That made intelligence? Was right? Yeah? No,
Speaker 1: it was like it just said something like, oh, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna stay home and eat a pizza and watch Bob's Burgers,
Speaker 1: and she was like, how are you still single? Damn hot?
Speaker 1: Like tz flirty but also like funny and calling me out.
Speaker 1: She's she's smart and quick witted. It sounds okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's always good. What did you guys do for your date?
Speaker 1: We went to dinner? Okay? And when I saw her,
Speaker 1: it was just like, Andrew, don't blow this. Oh that
Speaker 1: is so cute. That's a good feeling, but it makes
Speaker 1: you nervous. But Andrew, I'm just loving this right now
Speaker 1: because you think she's smart, you think she's funny. Now
Speaker 1: she's also attractive, like all the boxes are being checked.
Speaker 1: She reminded you of your mom? Is that what really happened?
Speaker 1: Did she remind you of your mom? No comment? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: where does your mom come into this? Okay? So it
Speaker 1: was I guess on the later side of a date,
Speaker 1: maybe like seven forty five something like that, And we're
Speaker 1: talking and we're talking about families, and at some point
Speaker 1: I realized it was my mother's birthday. Wait, you say
Speaker 1: you love your mother and you forgot her birthday. I
Speaker 1: never I never forget. Wow. Wow, dude, I'm disappointed in you. Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah me too. Mom in the room was now happy here,
Speaker 1: I'm not happy at all. So what happened? So we
Speaker 1: started talking and I was like I always try to
Speaker 1: get her something special, and she was totally cool about it.
Speaker 1: And she was like, well, let's go shopping. I'll help you. Okay,
Speaker 1: oh wow, that's a good girl. It's kind of cute.
Speaker 1: Even a hurry. It's something I'm not going to be
Speaker 1: open much longer exactly, so we'd be paid the bill.
Speaker 1: We got out of there, we ran to them all.
Speaker 1: I ended up getting her a Revlon hair dryer. Oh god,
Speaker 1: more than one of them. A gift. You are literally
Speaker 1: buying a gift at the very last second before the
Speaker 1: store kicks you out, and you're panicking. You're like, well this,
Speaker 1: thank you. Didn't you hope help you pick this out
Speaker 1: for your mom? Isn't that what you said? Well? She did,
Speaker 1: and my mom helped me too, because I remember her
Speaker 1: saying something that her hair dryer wasn't working properly or
Speaker 1: wasn't the right one or something. So it was a
Speaker 1: pretty fancy, pretty fancy hair dryer. Okay, yeah, yeah, but
Speaker 1: it's not like the Dyson hair dryer. So how did
Speaker 1: the rest of the night go? So I got the
Speaker 1: hair dryer and then just kind of gave her this
Speaker 1: quick kiss and was like, all right, I'm off to
Speaker 1: my mom's. Yeah, that's it's kind of a funny way
Speaker 1: to and the date. Yeah, it felt it's so very
Speaker 1: natural doing it in a way. So it was just
Speaker 1: like thank you, thank you, you know, and I ran
Speaker 1: off and got to my mom's house and thankfully she
Speaker 1: was like pleasantly surprised. Okay, yeah, no, it's great. But
Speaker 1: from one mother lover to another man, I have the
Speaker 1: same feelings when I give a good gift to my mom,
Speaker 1: just that feeling of satisfaction. But Brooke, I think you're right,
Speaker 1: Like we haven't talked about Hope part of me at all. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm okay, but yeah, I just I do want to
Speaker 1: say that that my mom did love the gift, like
Speaker 1: she really appreciate it. So I hope. But yeah, again,
Speaker 1: we really need to focus on what happened with Hope.
Speaker 1: Yeah she oh yeah. So um. Right after I did
Speaker 1: my special gift with my mom and did all that,
Speaker 1: I immediately called Hope and was like, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: I couldn't have done it without you. You know, that
Speaker 1: was amazing that you helped me with that, and she
Speaker 1: didn't answer. So I was leaving that message and that's
Speaker 1: been it. Yeah, it's been like five days. Probably could
Speaker 1: have been accomplish through a text. I mean I texted
Speaker 1: her a few times as well and said the same thing,
Speaker 1: thank you and all that, and had didn't hear back
Speaker 1: from those either. Oh, okay, what do you think may
Speaker 1: have gone wrong on the date, Like, why do you
Speaker 1: think Hope isn't getting back to you? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just I wonder if it was just the way
Speaker 1: that the date ended up working out, the fact that
Speaker 1: I maybe have forgotten my mom's birthday, that if that's
Speaker 1: a turn off in some way. I feel like the
Speaker 1: way you left the date it was pretty bad, like
Speaker 1: just a quick kiss and like all I see you later,
Speaker 1: you know, Like it just doesn't sound like you acknowledged
Speaker 1: how great the night was. I guess at the time
Speaker 1: it seemed fitting because she was so cool with everything
Speaker 1: that it was just like, yeah, okay, mate, thanks see later.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, we're gonna play a song we'll call Hope,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna try and get you your second date update. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, appreciate it. All right, hold on, you were
Speaker 1: just tuning in for the second date update our listeners.
Speaker 1: Andrew went out recently with a girl named Hope, and
Speaker 1: in the middle of their dinner, he suddenly realized it
Speaker 1: was his mom's birthday and he had not gotten her
Speaker 1: a gift yet, which is especially bad because, like myself,
Speaker 1: he's a self proclaimed mother lover. So the two of
Speaker 1: them quickly finished their meals rushed to a nearby store,
Speaker 1: where Hope helped Andrew to pick out a beautiful hair
Speaker 1: dryer that his mom ended up loving. Yah. I mean
Speaker 1: they did good, they did. I hated the gift, yeah,
Speaker 1: but all right, yea to your face and just said
Speaker 1: she liked it because you're her son, and that's what
Speaker 1: we do, like a good mom. But ever since that night,
Speaker 1: Hope has not been answering his calls. There's been no
Speaker 1: hope in regards to contacting Hope. But now we're hopeful
Speaker 1: that Hope will answer our call and hopefully will restore
Speaker 1: the hope to this hopeless situation. Yeah, yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: think he will, Princess cut, but we're about to give
Speaker 1: her a call right now. Andrew, how you feeling hopeful?
Speaker 1: Why don't you continue? I'm blaming Hope best friends. I
Speaker 1: mean we're not best friends, we're just mother lovers. Right,
Speaker 1: that's right? Okay? Can we all agree to drop that
Speaker 1: term when you get Hope on the phone. Okay, Mom,
Speaker 1: I say fine. I mean you had a really a
Speaker 1: lot of really nice things to say about her, so
Speaker 1: I'm really hoping this turns out for you. And she said,
Speaker 1: how do you do it? It just comes out? But
Speaker 1: here we go. I'm about to dial Hope's number and
Speaker 1: we'll see if we can get your second ad up
Speaker 1: to you. Ready to do this, man, Yeah, let's do it. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Hope. This
Speaker 1: is Hope. Hey, how you doing. My name is Jeffrey
Speaker 1: from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, who what? Yeah, my name's Jeffrey. Work on
Speaker 1: a radio show it's called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: And we're doing something right now called a second date update.
Speaker 1: You ever heard of that before? U? I think I have? Okay, okay, Well,
Speaker 1: just to refresh your memory. It's where if you go
Speaker 1: out with someone and afterwards, if that person's not calling
Speaker 1: you back, you can email our show and we'll reach
Speaker 1: out to them for you to try and figure out
Speaker 1: the reason why. Okay, okay, And so, not too long ago,
Speaker 1: you went out to dinner and to a store with
Speaker 1: a guy named Andrew. It was just last week? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: god's your memory. It sounds like you're pretty into him.
Speaker 1: I'm reading this correc It sounds like she barely remembered him.
Speaker 1: I feel the heat coming through. I just want to
Speaker 1: know what's going on. It's a good quote, shouldn't hope? Well,
Speaker 1: Andrew's trying to get in touch with you. He's not
Speaker 1: sure why you've been ignoring his phone calls in his texts.
Speaker 1: He's hoping to get some answers here. Okay, do you
Speaker 1: have answers like that? It sounds like, oh, I says,
Speaker 1: is going to jump out the window. I mean, the
Speaker 1: thing is, Hope. He had some really kind things to
Speaker 1: say about you. He thought you were smart and funny
Speaker 1: and good looking, and I don't know, check the boxes
Speaker 1: right right? Um, obviously I know that about myself. Hey,
Speaker 1: you know what, I love a confident woman. There you go.
Speaker 1: Don know, I'm just agreeing with the conversation. Okay, what
Speaker 1: do you want to know? We're hoping that you can
Speaker 1: tell us did Andrew do something wrong that turns you off?
Speaker 1: Is there a reason why you're not getting back in
Speaker 1: touch with him? So we could pass that along to him. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know how much he told you about everything
Speaker 1: that happened, but yes, we'd go out to dinner and
Speaker 1: it was a nice dinner. And then I guess like
Speaker 1: towards the end of dinner he forgot that it was
Speaker 1: his mom's birthday and was kind of in a panic.
Speaker 1: And right, he told us all about this, and that
Speaker 1: you went to a store and you helped him picked
Speaker 1: out a hair dryer that his mom ended up really liking. Listen,
Speaker 1: I'm glad she liked it because we have like fifteen
Speaker 1: minutes to buy a gift. Yeah that too. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: it sounds like you guys had a pretty quick exit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I get it, Like he had to go apologize to
Speaker 1: his mom. I get that. My problem. So it's hard
Speaker 1: to like even just say it because it was just
Speaker 1: so weird. Well, whatever it is, he told us, he's
Speaker 1: willing to hear whatever you have to say, even if
Speaker 1: it makes him look bad. It's part of the agreement
Speaker 1: for doing these calls. All right, Well, basically he picked
Speaker 1: up the check and everything was great. But listen, I
Speaker 1: know if he hasn't told you, then I know he
Speaker 1: doesn't know that I saw him that he put the
Speaker 1: pepper shakers in his coat pocket. At the restaurant, he
Speaker 1: stole them. Wait, you're like at a nice restaurant and
Speaker 1: he stole the salt and pepper shaker as you were leaving. Yes,
Speaker 1: So it's weird because at one point we did just say, like,
Speaker 1: these are really cool salt and pepper shakers. Fancy ones. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So honestly, when I saw him do that, I thought,
Speaker 1: I'm did he like them that much? Or Izzy thinking
Speaker 1: that's a backup gift for his mom. Honestly, I thought
Speaker 1: he was joking. So I was waiting for the haha,
Speaker 1: and then the haha never happened. And next you know,
Speaker 1: we're like walking into the store and I'm like, I
Speaker 1: didn't even know what to say. Yeah, I mean, honestly,
Speaker 1: that happens a lot with the people who listen to
Speaker 1: our show. The haha never happens. Yeah, the haha never happened.
Speaker 1: That's weird. I mean, maybe there's a reasonable explanation. I
Speaker 1: don't know what it would be, but maybe there's some
Speaker 1: sort of explanation. When I was in a freshman college,
Speaker 1: I stole from the food dining hall sometimes because I
Speaker 1: needed Indians. Maybe he doesn't she doesn't want a date
Speaker 1: a freshman in college. He's got a job. I really
Speaker 1: like to find out what the explanation behind this is, because, Hope,
Speaker 1: I need to tell you that Andrew's been on the
Speaker 1: other line listening and he wants to talk to you.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Wait a minute, don't look out. It's
Speaker 1: not like he's a hard and criminal or definitely a
Speaker 1: sneaky though, for sure, Andrew, you there, Yeah, I'm here
Speaker 1: guilty looking to that boy. What happened? Dude? I'm so
Speaker 1: embarrassed right now. It wasn't a big deal. I just
Speaker 1: thought they were nice, and I thought maybe if I
Speaker 1: can't find anything, I can give my mom these salton
Speaker 1: pepper shakers. And I actually did give salt pepper shakers
Speaker 1: and he likes them a lot. Wow, listen, I have
Speaker 1: to have his battle. I bought my mom salt and
Speaker 1: pepper shakers for Christmas two years ago. She uses them daily.
Speaker 1: She loves because she likes salton, pepper and food. I
Speaker 1: don't know, like what, you can't give stolen gifts? That's
Speaker 1: not a gift. I mean you like, Andrew, that was crazy.
Speaker 1: That was weird. Can you just chalk me down as
Speaker 1: a desperate man in that moment. I mean that was Yeah,
Speaker 1: every man gets three desperate man cards. He's using one
Speaker 1: right now. Yes, I did it for my mom. Well,
Speaker 1: and I was dating and I better not get you
Speaker 1: pepper shaker. Thank you, Alexa this. Yeah, your mom doesn't
Speaker 1: want that. If your mom knew where those came from,
Speaker 1: she would be disappointed in you. Yes, moms don't have
Speaker 1: to know everything. Andrew, you did it so effortlessly that
Speaker 1: I just is this something you do all the time?
Speaker 1: Is this the thing? Is this a problem? Like? Not often? Oh,
Speaker 1: what do you mean? Not awesome? I'm just being honest.
Speaker 1: I mean I don't do this often. Okay, what does that?
Speaker 1: What do you mean not often? Like sometimes only on Tuesdays?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? It means you've done it before. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, like the occasional like stack of napkins or
Speaker 1: you know, a nice table cloth out with Look, curb down, Look,
Speaker 1: nobody's gonna miss this stuff. Okay. You know I don't
Speaker 1: steal stuff that's for sale. Yes, the restaurrestals. It's not
Speaker 1: free for these things. It's not like a garage sale
Speaker 1: like come and take Andrew. If I go to your
Speaker 1: house for dinner. Does a silverware match? Oh good question
Speaker 1: at this point? Or the plates or the cups or
Speaker 1: toilet paper soft? I mean, come on, guys from restaurants.
Speaker 1: So wait, wait, hold on, Andrew, I feel like I
Speaker 1: need to ask you this. When you were at the mall,
Speaker 1: did you pay for the hair dryer? Of course I
Speaker 1: paid for the hair dryer. I don't. We'll look at that. Hope,
Speaker 1: he's not that bad of me. You can't say I
Speaker 1: don't steal because you do. You just almost said I
Speaker 1: five dollars under. Yeah, still like little petty things, like
Speaker 1: little tiny things. Right, it's steeling. You can't use the
Speaker 1: word stealing. I mean it's swiping. Okay, completely different. I
Speaker 1: hope you were like totally right about all of this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but also Hope, I feel like you need to give
Speaker 1: him a second chance. What why? Because he needs to
Speaker 1: learn his lesson. I think he has, he has it
Speaker 1: at all. He says that it's not stealing, it's just
Speaker 1: taking little things. So listen, Andrew, if we glad on
Speaker 1: another date, I want to meet your mom so you
Speaker 1: could tell her what you did. Oh no, come on, no,
Speaker 1: we can't do that. This is great, Andrew. She wants
Speaker 1: to meet your mom. And with that being said, I
Speaker 1: mean this is going so well. Yeah, I would like
Speaker 1: to offer to send the two of you out on
Speaker 1: a second date. We'll pay for it. What do you say, Hope,
Speaker 1: If he comes clean and fesses up to his mom,
Speaker 1: I'll go on a second date. Oh, Andrew, Remember she's smart,
Speaker 1: she's funny. Andrew, what do you say after the date.
Speaker 1: When I met Hope, one of my thoughts was I
Speaker 1: would love for my mom to meet her. So that's it, yes,
Speaker 1: but now I don't want that to happen. Stay away
Speaker 1: from his mother, Drew. All Right, Andrew, so you're going
Speaker 1: with a salt and pepper shakers, not with the woman.
Speaker 1: I'm going with my mom. Oh, spoke you Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning.