Speaker 1: Ready to go.
Speaker 2: There's no time like the pleasant live from the Farmland
Speaker 2: Fresh Dairy Studios. This is Serial Killers and.
Speaker 1: A Wendy Scott are doing today. I'm great.
Speaker 2: I've been thinking, uh huh, I have been watching some
Speaker 2: other podcasts uh oh, one specifically with Trailer Park Tammy.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you know.
Speaker 1: Her, I don't. I don't.
Speaker 2: Well, they do like Friday improv episodes where they wear
Speaker 2: country wigs and just talk to each other as if
Speaker 2: they're a countrywomen had a pot. Look, I feel we
Speaker 2: should do that one day. Why no, but we could
Speaker 2: do a time time capsule to the eighties. We'll dress
Speaker 2: in eighties clothes and do just an eighties episode.
Speaker 1: How about nineties? Great? Because I lived it? Well, I
Speaker 1: mean I lived eighties. Also, I lived it. I lived it,
Speaker 1: bro lived it.
Speaker 2: From Nirvana to the denim jackets to the skateboards.
Speaker 1: I lived it. Bro. I probably still have it all
Speaker 1: in my attic. I'm in eighties stuff is a little
Speaker 1: bit more hard to come by. Well, I look, I was,
Speaker 1: I was an eighties kid, but I don't think I
Speaker 1: dressed eighties.
Speaker 2: I want to do a nineties episode.
Speaker 1: I don't have the new wave haircut and all that.
Speaker 2: I will come in costume.
Speaker 1: We would.
Speaker 2: So here's how we're gonna do it. Huh, And listeners,
Speaker 2: I promise you I will plan this.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm gonna plan what some actual cereal
Speaker 1: from the nineties that you don't know is from the nineties. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm in you know what.
Speaker 2: You buy it and I will eat it on the
Speaker 2: show from my full nineties costume. We will do a
Speaker 2: nineties day. I'm so excited. I it's and we also
Speaker 2: have to do a discussing dinner party.
Speaker 1: You know what the listeners are saying right now, they're saying,
Speaker 1: where's the videos on the YouTube? Can I trust Andy?
Speaker 1: Also when he doesn't upload on a frequent schedule. I know.
Speaker 1: But they're also saying they always say they want to
Speaker 1: do all these things, but they never do anything.
Speaker 2: Well. This studio is also just not good. I miss
Speaker 2: it so much. I make doing things not I'm like
Speaker 2: sitting next to you. This mic is in my face,
Speaker 2: covering me half the time.
Speaker 1: You can turn it sideways like I do. Yeah this, Yeah,
Speaker 1: then you can see your pretty little face. Oh shoot,
Speaker 1: thank you. Oh it is November. You're growing a thing? Yes,
Speaker 1: So I look I've already started. It's about all I get.
Speaker 2: I'm jealous. Well you also have alopecia. No, it's just
Speaker 2: you just never got diagnosed with it.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you, doc.
Speaker 2: No, you one hundred percent, one hundred per Yes, I
Speaker 2: have it here, but you have it here.
Speaker 1: This is baby soft. So I'm not gonna I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna shave at all. I'm just gonna let it go
Speaker 1: and see your shams. It's gonna be a wreck. Same.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get haircuts still though, just not face cuts.
Speaker 1: I am going to get haircuts.
Speaker 2: Haircuts okay, yes, okay, so yeah, nineties day, we'll have
Speaker 2: to do it before the year ends. That could just
Speaker 2: be some fun little bonus video. Okay, what would you
Speaker 2: what else would we have planned?
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know. Tomorrow's election day?
Speaker 2: Oh my god it is. Yes, I voted early.
Speaker 1: I did not. I don't understand it. There was a
Speaker 1: massive line by my house. I'm like, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Just go on election day?
Speaker 2: No? I vote by mail? What I vote by mail
Speaker 2: and I vote early?
Speaker 1: Are you too cool for the rule? Oh well you
Speaker 1: would have to go back to your parents' house. Yes,
Speaker 1: And also it's just way easier.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: See, if the ballots into your house, you send it
Speaker 1: in trust.
Speaker 2: They tell you, okay, well I can't get into election
Speaker 2: integrity mean that I no, no, I understand.
Speaker 1: I just mean the mail. Sometimes it doesn't work. But
Speaker 1: that's why you could track your vote on a mail
Speaker 1: of that mail. Yes, why as a scanned.
Speaker 2: It is when your ballot scanned.
Speaker 1: With such technology. What do I know?
Speaker 2: This is the thing. I was a poll worker in
Speaker 2: twenty twenty one. Yeah you were, and so, yeah, I
Speaker 2: worked the election. I know how the machines work.
Speaker 1: I missed the old school ones. Man, go in there,
Speaker 1: pull the lever of the curtain. Click click click, click, click,
Speaker 1: click click click click, Bring done your nick If I
Speaker 1: got to experience that, did you so?
Speaker 2: In Mammouth County where I was poll working before, now
Speaker 2: they have the new machines. Ye used to have a
Speaker 2: giant book that they would have to sign next to
Speaker 2: their name, the Holy Arts, And now they have IDs
Speaker 2: just a quick scanner thing, and now it's like a
Speaker 2: whole big touch screen board. It's so much cooler. When
Speaker 2: I was doing it, you'd have to be like, oh,
Speaker 2: I need assistance. It was like you'd always hear Old
Speaker 2: people being like, I can't press the hard enough.
Speaker 1: Did you steal munchkins from Agnes at the table next
Speaker 1: to you?
Speaker 2: It was actually really fun to work the machines, just
Speaker 2: because I don't know. They seem like, how do they work?
Speaker 2: I just wanted to know how they worked. And then
Speaker 2: I saw it and I was like, well, that's fascinating.
Speaker 1: Well, Andy, let's see what cereal you vote for today.
Speaker 2: Well, regardless of who you're voting for, vote, vote, vote vote.
Speaker 2: It is a right.
Speaker 1: Everybody should vote. I don't care who you're voting for.
Speaker 1: You need to vote. It's funny because a couple of
Speaker 1: years ago my daughter was like, I don't care about
Speaker 1: vot ang and now she's almost an age and she's like, ah,
Speaker 1: I wish I could vote this year exactly. She's just
Speaker 1: she's just a little shy. People thought for your right
Speaker 1: to vote.
Speaker 2: So you need to exercise your democratic right and vote
Speaker 2: in every election.
Speaker 1: That's suffrage, period. The suffrage is that what that means
Speaker 1: suffrage is voting women's suffrage.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, we're both not in that camp, but.
Speaker 1: No, I know, but what voting? What does suffrage mean?
Speaker 1: I mean you're asking me, like, I know, but I mean,
Speaker 1: that's that's the voting thing.
Speaker 2: It's the voting thing.
Speaker 1: You do that again, it's.
Speaker 2: Yes, suffrage.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, look at that. Look at you with the words.
Speaker 1: All right, okay, suffrage. I'm suffering right now, Andrew, So
Speaker 1: what you over? What let's go here? I am eager, enthusiastic.
Speaker 1: This could have been a bull chat, so excited. Let's
Speaker 1: make this a bull chat.
Speaker 2: Okay, great, let's not why we haven't done a ball
Speaker 2: chat in like three weeks.
Speaker 1: Because I said election days tomorrow and it won't make sense.
Speaker 1: Oh please, Like, we can't do two episodes coming out
Speaker 1: the same day. I mean, I guess we could. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't care. I mean, I'm gonna open the cereal
Speaker 1: unless we just keep going.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm fine to keep chatting. We haven't chatted
Speaker 2: in quite some time.
Speaker 1: I have to leave this building by eleven. I have
Speaker 1: a DMV appointment today.
Speaker 2: All right, So if we're done with this, but we
Speaker 2: don't need to get into the nitty gritty, but we
Speaker 2: can just be done with this in twenty minutes, a nice.
Speaker 1: Little Well, let's not say any bad words, great or
Speaker 1: anything controversial. Yeah, because I already opened with the Farmland
Speaker 1: Fresh Dairries and they're a family friendly company. Yes, and
Speaker 1: we can't do any bad stuff. And I left the
Speaker 1: sign up and everything great. So if this is a
Speaker 1: bull chat, this is a bull chat. Okay, it's a
Speaker 1: bull chat. Here we go should actually play the thing then,
Speaker 1: I mean, just to make it official. Well, I mean yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean here, see we call that a tease.
Speaker 2: That was a nice little teach.
Speaker 1: You did. Make sure you listen to Serial Killers? Well
Speaker 1: when it comes out today, maybe, well.
Speaker 2: I so, okay, so we can't do a Serial Killers
Speaker 2: because I talked too much.
Speaker 1: Now, we just talked a lot of other stuff. I mean,
Speaker 1: but I think that's fine. It is. But you know what,
Speaker 1: let's get two for one today. Okay. You know, so
Speaker 1: we already had the conversation there at two for Yeah. Anyway,
Speaker 1: so I guess we'll go back to voting for a moment,
Speaker 1: because yesterday when I was driving around, uh, there was
Speaker 1: a massive, massive line at the local y m c
Speaker 1: A or why whatever they call the y in my town,
Speaker 1: and it was like wrapped around the building. My question is,
Speaker 1: if you live there, okay, and you live near your
Speaker 1: polling place, why would you just not wait till election day.
Speaker 1: There's not massive crowds on election day, at least not
Speaker 1: where I live. You see on TV sometimes where people
Speaker 1: have to wait hours in line to vote. It's never
Speaker 1: been like that by you know, in my area.
Speaker 2: Well, I think the thing with early voting is you
Speaker 2: have to make a plan, right, you want to get
Speaker 2: your sticker early. I think you also just have to
Speaker 2: make a plan what are you going to be doing
Speaker 2: next Tuesday. The fact that we all also don't have
Speaker 2: off like Election Day isn't just a national holiday.
Speaker 1: School's off now, at least mine is. It never used
Speaker 1: to be when I was a kid. It should be.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nobody should work on election day. That is actually
Speaker 2: the dumbest idea I think ever. I mean, you're making
Speaker 2: early voting a thing, which is great, but you should
Speaker 2: be able to take the day and vote. I don't
Speaker 2: understand that. It doesn't make sense to me. We have
Speaker 2: seventeen thousand other holidays. Why can't that be one doesn't
Speaker 2: make money.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to go to the polls on Tuesday,
Speaker 1: so I will see you next Tuesday. Huh.
Speaker 2: Well, like I said, I already voted by mail, which
Speaker 2: I've done for every election since twenty eighteen.
Speaker 1: In every election ever since I'm eighteen. I mean, dude,
Speaker 1: I vote for the water district commissioner. If there's an election,
Speaker 1: I vote.
Speaker 2: I love voting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to get more people enthused about it. I
Speaker 2: don't understand the mindset of someone who's eighteen. Ah, it
Speaker 2: doesn't like, why are you apathetic? They'll see to that
Speaker 2: that doesn't make sense. They'll see they will see yeah,
Speaker 2: because if they don't vote and it doesn't go their way,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. What's worse is not voting and sitting back
Speaker 2: and being like, yeah, well, it's just an unfat two
Speaker 2: party process.
Speaker 1: Shut up. Well.
Speaker 2: Plus, you either vote or you don't vote. You don't
Speaker 2: get to complain when you don't vote.
Speaker 1: Plus, I like to see the old lady with the
Speaker 1: knee brace, and she gives me a lollipop every time
Speaker 1: I go. I don't know her name. I should after
Speaker 1: all these years, because the same lady's been there for
Speaker 1: the last twenty years.
Speaker 2: But I got paid four hundred bucks to do it.
Speaker 2: When I did it, it was great. I love it.
Speaker 2: I tried to do it again this year, but nobody
Speaker 2: got back to me. I loved working that election. It
Speaker 2: was so much fun.
Speaker 1: They were like, dude, you need to take a step back.
Speaker 1: I had so much fun. Do you know that, even
Speaker 1: when I lived in Cedar Rapids for eleven months, I
Speaker 1: flew home in November to vote.
Speaker 2: I love that, Yeah, genuinely. I again, we should all
Speaker 2: be that encouraged and wanting to vote.
Speaker 1: You should want to go and have your voice be heard.
Speaker 1: Although that would have been November of ninety four here,
Speaker 1: so that was not a presidential year. But I'm sure
Speaker 1: I still came home to vote because I always did.
Speaker 2: Maybe it was mid midterm I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was a governor or something. I don't know. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I do think it's weird that when you live in
Speaker 1: another state that you go back to your state to vote,
Speaker 1: isn't it.
Speaker 2: Well, you could change your registration status.
Speaker 1: I guess you can, but I knew I was only
Speaker 1: living in Cedar Rapids, Iowa temporarily.
Speaker 2: Well, then it's good that you didn't move it there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess I never got a driver's license. I
Speaker 1: did get license plates, though, which was weird. I got
Speaker 1: of Iowa license plates, of course you did, Yeah, and
Speaker 1: you know you know what they were I always get
Speaker 1: custom plates. It said are you kidding me? Was my
Speaker 1: license plate because everything that happened to me in Cedar Rapids, Iowa,
Speaker 1: I was like, are you kidding me? So I figured
Speaker 1: instead of saying it, I just got the license plate
Speaker 1: that says, are you kidding me? Cubular nineties BRO nineties
Speaker 1: nineties B. And that was the Sesqui centennial year of
Speaker 1: the state of Iowa. You know what that means, Cessqui
Speaker 1: Centennial two fifty years.
Speaker 2: Of course, Well, America is celebrating its two hundred and
Speaker 2: fiftieth birthday in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1: That's going to be crazy.
Speaker 2: I know, what do we do?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 2: Do you know the last time that there was a
Speaker 2: big celebration for America, Philadelphia had it and they made
Speaker 2: all this custom stuff and they were putting all this
Speaker 2: crazy stuff up, but nobody went to any of the parties.
Speaker 1: He was in nineteen seventy six, Yeah, I think it
Speaker 1: was nineteen seventy six, was the massive bi centennial explosions, fireworks, coins,
Speaker 1: dollar bills, the whole thing.
Speaker 2: So Philadelphia did do something and they made custom signs
Speaker 2: the whole nine yards, and nobody went to any of
Speaker 2: the celebration.
Speaker 1: By the way, growing up, so growing up when you
Speaker 1: got a quarter, you know, and you're like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I got a drummer boy. That was for the bi centennial.
Speaker 1: That was a nineteen seventy six quarter. It's got the
Speaker 1: drummer boy guy on the back, the Colonial drummer guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's on the back of the little flute. Yeah. There
Speaker 1: was a bunch of coins that were different and bills
Speaker 1: that were different for nineteen seventy six. That's when they
Speaker 1: redid the two dollar bill and re reissued it.
Speaker 2: And you were the first person in line to grab it.
Speaker 1: I wasn't. I was one. Still.
Speaker 2: I could see you being like two to your mometer,
Speaker 2: being like, this kid's gonna love two dollar bills.
Speaker 1: I mean to me, they used to be cool. Now
Speaker 1: they're just run of the mill, you know, run of
Speaker 1: the mill. Yeah, run of the mill. I say, I
Speaker 1: got in my pocket daily.
Speaker 2: Yes, because you keep stocking up on them. You can't
Speaker 2: say something is run of the mill when you're the
Speaker 2: only person has it. You and the other random two
Speaker 2: dollar bill guy.
Speaker 1: No, I need to keep it going. It's important to me, Okay.
Speaker 1: The legacy of Thomas Jefferson needs to live on on
Speaker 1: the money. It does need to live on in the money. Yes,
Speaker 1: so well, put right, good, I'm glad. I'm glad I
Speaker 1: could do that for you. Yeah. Yes, they can't. And
Speaker 1: more machines need to take them. Only the self checkout
Speaker 1: machines do. Very few people know that. Some vending machines
Speaker 1: will take them, but not many. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I again, you're just the guy that comes around when
Speaker 2: it's like valet.
Speaker 1: Oh, I give the guys downstairs bills every day, one
Speaker 1: a day. Yeah, so what is that?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: H we work with like two hundred days a year probably,
Speaker 1: so it's about four hundred bucks a year and tips
Speaker 1: and two dollars bills.
Speaker 2: I have over two hundred dollars and two dollars bills
Speaker 2: that have accumulated from all my years of working here.
Speaker 1: Why would you do that? Because I annoy you and
Speaker 1: pay you in them. Here's ten dollars for breakfast. I
Speaker 1: don't want them. See, That's that's my hope, is that
Speaker 1: when I try to pay people in them, they don't
Speaker 1: want them, and I'm like, all right, well that's all
Speaker 1: I got. This actually might be important. Okay, so you
Speaker 1: keep talking about my crazy money, I'll be right back.
Speaker 1: I'll go next door.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, Sue, what have you guys been up to?
Speaker 2: Let me think what's been going on in my life? Umm?
Speaker 2: Hmm yeah, go vote tomorrow. That's that's exciting. I did
Speaker 2: postcards for voters. That was really fun. I did five
Speaker 2: hundred postcards, but only wound up with four fifty because
Speaker 2: Sam took fifty of them but didn't fill them out
Speaker 2: and may have lost them. So you talked sent them out.
Speaker 2: I did postcards for voters.
Speaker 1: Right, Did I get one? Why you would you send
Speaker 1: me one?
Speaker 2: No? New York is not a swing state.
Speaker 1: I mean according to here look at this, going to
Speaker 1: the front page of news Day, it.
Speaker 2: Is okay, well maybe in some of the other districts
Speaker 2: of New York, but New York City certainly not.
Speaker 1: New York State is not. Yeah, but I'm trying to
Speaker 1: be an investigator right now. Over what Well, my daughter
Speaker 1: just called me. That was that phone call? Very important?
Speaker 1: So can you tell me if I left my lunch
Speaker 1: at home? Can you check the camera? Now? You have
Speaker 1: to tell me. Do you see her? Do you see
Speaker 1: her holding anything other than a backpack? She's coming out
Speaker 1: the door right here. See backpack? But is there anything
Speaker 1: in her left hand? It's tough to tell. I don't
Speaker 1: think so. No, you know, because and I made her No,
Speaker 1: she doesn't have it. I packed her lunch. I rolled
Speaker 1: up turkey for her, packed it up. I packed a bottle.
Speaker 1: I packed it up in foil, you know. I put
Speaker 1: some apple slices in there, and I cut up a
Speaker 1: cucumbert for her, and nice healthy stuff today, you know.
Speaker 1: And she left it so disappointing. Sorry, I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: home and eat it. Good.
Speaker 2: Love that for you. Now you got a nice lunch
Speaker 2: waiting for you.
Speaker 1: I love cold. Sorry, looks like you walked out of
Speaker 1: the house without it. Period. I guess I will eat
Speaker 1: it when I get home. Period. You should buy yourself
Speaker 1: some hot lunch today. Exclamation point. Oh I loved hot lunch.
Speaker 1: Loved kids. Don't buy the hot lunch anymore. Didn't even
Speaker 1: know what it is anymore? Yeah, I very very few kids.
Speaker 1: It's not cool. It's not cool to walk with the
Speaker 1: tray with salisbury steak with goop dripping off of it.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't think they're doing salisbury steaks a but be.
Speaker 1: Pretty nineties bro, mostly eighties. Actually, I just remember Fridays.
Speaker 1: There was one Friday out of the month that was
Speaker 1: stuff Cress pizza to Day. That was a thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they would do stuff cross Pea to day. And
Speaker 2: now that I'm older, I'm convinced it was just Dejoorno's
Speaker 2: that they just got out and unfroze and cut it
Speaker 2: up instaid it was.
Speaker 1: It was definitely some some brand. I mean the school
Speaker 1: didn't make it there.
Speaker 2: I just also remember hot dogs. You'd always get either
Speaker 2: baked beans or string beans, and I vivid, like I
Speaker 2: could taste the string beans with.
Speaker 1: The water all the water.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. In meat loaf they had meat loaf.
Speaker 2: I remember that, and I wish we had that cheeseburger
Speaker 2: day or hot dog. Yeah, hot dog was not good.
Speaker 2: Andrew Fink Sorry, I might allege to use people less
Speaker 2: whatever fourth grade it was, I can because I have
Speaker 2: a terrifying fear of throw up. It was the first
Speaker 2: week of school that first Friday, it was hot dog Day,
Speaker 2: and he got sick in my classroom. And I never
Speaker 2: had a hot dog ever again in school because I
Speaker 2: was like, everyone's getting sick off of them.
Speaker 1: I can't do that. We never had hot dogs in school.
Speaker 1: That was they were boiled. I love boiled. I don't
Speaker 1: get boiled hot dogs. I grew up on. I grew
Speaker 1: up on boiled hot dogs just because you grew It's
Speaker 1: just nasty.
Speaker 2: Like, don't you prefer grilled hot dog?
Speaker 1: Do you boil corn? Boiled corn? Corn and hot dogs
Speaker 1: have two different texts. Put both on the grill. Same thing, grilled, boil,
Speaker 1: same thing, chicken, grilled chicken, boil you boiled chicken? Why
Speaker 1: would I boiled chicken because it cooks it? When have
Speaker 1: you boiled chicken? I've had boiled chicken before. When are
Speaker 1: you a dog? Do you eat boiled chicken? White rice?
Speaker 1: When you make chicken boiled chicken in the soup.
Speaker 2: It dissolves, and it's usually a cooked rotisserie chicken that
Speaker 2: you just peel.
Speaker 1: Oh no, sir, no, you make You get a little
Speaker 1: oven stuff or roaster, a little hen whatever, and you
Speaker 1: put that in the water, uncooked, and you cook it
Speaker 1: hot dogs.
Speaker 2: I just don't get it.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't get like, I don't. It tastes It's almost
Speaker 2: like just a blowney stick.
Speaker 1: At that point, you're unlocking memories that are just so
Speaker 1: fast fantastic, Like I would boil too hot dogs, open
Speaker 1: up a can of beans. I would slice the hots up.
Speaker 1: I would put them in the ball of beans, mix
Speaker 1: it together. And that was such a that was such
Speaker 1: an awesome childhood lunch, being franks and beans, beanies and weenies. However,
Speaker 1: the can of Campbell's pork and beans, that was gross.
Speaker 1: And the Spaghettio's, but the sliced frank Si meatballs awesome.
Speaker 2: Spaghetti's just in general, I can't like I like Spaghettios delicious.
Speaker 1: I would eat. I would even hold out the can
Speaker 1: like a hope with a thing on a stick. Absolutely. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I used to be convinced that you may be like
Speaker 2: a sociopath, but now I am fully convinced.
Speaker 1: I'm widely known for just opening cans and eating things.
Speaker 2: I remember, you drink pea juice.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't pease.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: I eat them cold out of the can. Like So,
Speaker 1: when if I'm making vegetable, I usually use frozen and
Speaker 1: I put it in the microwave or fresh, you know.
Speaker 1: But sometimes I have vegetable in the cans, especially when
Speaker 1: it's canned can sell. It's like a quarter for a
Speaker 1: can of peas. So I'll open up a can of peas,
Speaker 1: string beans, mixed vegetables, whatever it is. And before I
Speaker 1: even put them in the bowl to microwave, I'll eat
Speaker 1: handfuls of it and there'll be nothing. Corn, especially cold
Speaker 1: corn to the can. So good. No, No, you be
Speaker 1: corn on a salad, don't you. Yeah, but like stumped
Speaker 1: out of a can, like the juice dump out. But
Speaker 1: the juice is so sweet, so good.
Speaker 2: No, not those sweets so good, so bulpy and gross.
Speaker 1: Now cream corn. I can't eat out the can, thank
Speaker 1: you Jesus. That has to be heated up.
Speaker 2: Amen.
Speaker 1: So good.
Speaker 2: Though I love a good cream corn, I will say
Speaker 2: it's steakhouses. There's two things I wanted a steakhouse either
Speaker 2: cream corn.
Speaker 1: Cream spinach.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: I love cream spinach, yes. But the cream corn for me,
Speaker 1: I like it when it has full kernels of corn,
Speaker 1: not that cut up stuff like the grounded up. No,
Speaker 1: I want cream and I want full kernel corn. So
Speaker 1: you're saying you don't want creamed corn meal. They don't
Speaker 1: actually like cream the corn, dude, It's just they put
Speaker 1: a bunch of cream.
Speaker 2: I don't think that they're sitting there milk and a
Speaker 2: cob of corn.
Speaker 1: No, not like that. Though, but they yes, they mush
Speaker 1: it up, but I like also when they have full current. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's the way I like it. I don't.
Speaker 2: My sister tried to make a corn something or other
Speaker 2: for Thanksgiving. And let me tell you the amount of
Speaker 2: sour cream and cheese I want to what is it
Speaker 2: called cream cheese? I vehemently dislike sour cream. I loathe
Speaker 2: sour cream.
Speaker 1: I just had blueberries and sour cream yesterday. Please so good?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I told you my dad ate that girl.
Speaker 2: You're the doll up a daisy girl. Absolutely not.
Speaker 1: It's not for me. Dollop of daisy, No, dollop of
Speaker 1: Farmland Fresh dairies. Yes, okay.
Speaker 2: Love that they make sour cream too, well, that may
Speaker 2: be the only thing.
Speaker 1: There's cow face on the sour cream.
Speaker 2: Maybe the only thing I can't have from them.
Speaker 1: Down with Daisy, Down with days? Are you going back
Speaker 1: to nineties? Yes?
Speaker 2: Are we at the nineties? Wood stuck?
Speaker 1: Yeah. By the way, I got called out at the
Speaker 1: oyster fest last weekend or two weekends.
Speaker 2: You went to an oyster fest. Oh my god, that's
Speaker 2: why we need more bull chats, because I don't know
Speaker 2: these things.
Speaker 1: Oyster Bay long Island is known for Hello oysters, so
Speaker 1: they have an Oyster Fest every year, and right after
Speaker 1: the five K that we ran, which I did fairly
Speaker 1: well in what was Your Time? Thirty seven minutes, thirty
Speaker 1: six thirty six great? Love that. Yeah. My girlfriend came
Speaker 1: in third nice, which was great, and then we walked
Speaker 1: over to the oyster Fest.
Speaker 2: Do you like oysters?
Speaker 1: Just preface with that. I listen, I'm I'm gonna say no,
Speaker 1: but I haven't really tried them. Fried Yeah, on the
Speaker 1: shell that looked like mucus. No, I can't do it.
Speaker 1: I know people put hot sauce and lemon and the
Speaker 1: whole thing and just slurp it down. But to me,
Speaker 1: immediate lamenta vomit because I'm just thinking mucus. That's what
Speaker 1: it looks like to me. That's the consistency and resilient
Speaker 1: cheese breads. I don't know what that is. If they're
Speaker 1: like little.
Speaker 2: Cheddar puffs, but the inside of them almost has like
Speaker 2: a snotty consistency. No, I can't do snot, but they
Speaker 2: are the most fantastic little things. Brozie bites. I love
Speaker 2: a brozzie bite.
Speaker 1: I have an idea. Let's take a break we'll come
Speaker 1: back right after this. Okay.
Speaker 2: I'm Wilford Brimley and I've had diabetes for about twenty years.
Speaker 1: And we're back. Great. Oh my god, twenty minutes in.
Speaker 1: Look at us just shooting the breeze. Wow, I gotta go.
Speaker 1: We've better end this. But anyway, back to the oyster.
Speaker 1: This time, I was. I was. I was called out
Speaker 1: because you know, I love fair corn. You know, you
Speaker 1: go to the thing and they give you the roasted
Speaker 1: corn with the cob and the whole thing and husk
Speaker 1: and get everything things in your teeth, y everything, you know,
Speaker 1: And I said, yes, may I have one corn? Please?
Speaker 1: No butter? And it's like record scratch. Everybody stop turned
Speaker 1: around looking at me like what, like why is that bad?
Speaker 1: If it's good corn. If it's good sweet Long Island corn,
Speaker 1: it's sweet, and you don't need the butter. I didn't
Speaker 1: want to get it all over my hands. I didn't
Speaker 1: have wipes. The napkins are not sufficient that they give you,
Speaker 1: and I just didn't want to have greasy hands all day.
Speaker 1: Butter's delicious. Gotta watch the claster all plus, the corn
Speaker 1: is sweet and delicious. I don't need that. Okay, you know,
Speaker 1: just like lobster. I'll eat lobster without butter everything.
Speaker 2: So I am not a seafood like.
Speaker 1: There's no seafood lover in you.
Speaker 2: I like seafood the Newman's own.
Speaker 1: It's a basically how fast you come up with the
Speaker 1: wrong answer. So that was wrong, just for clarity. That
Speaker 1: was a red lobster for the seafood, red lobster for
Speaker 1: the seafood lover in you.
Speaker 2: My favorite thing about Red Lobster, sorry to go off
Speaker 2: on a tangent here, okay, is that the company got
Speaker 2: bankrupt basically because of.
Speaker 1: The endless shrimp deals. Yes, and they were like, this
Speaker 1: was the worst idea. We just kept giving away so
Speaker 1: much shrimp. They still do have it one day a
Speaker 1: week now. Do they still do cheddarbabe? Oh my god, yes,
Speaker 1: I love a cheddar. If you order on the app
Speaker 1: or something like that, they'll give you twelve Cheddar babiscuits
Speaker 1: for free.
Speaker 2: Somebody really has to talk to them because I feel
Speaker 2: like from something's wrong in the management there.
Speaker 1: I don't know. They came back out because you know
Speaker 1: clock guy, he took care of him. A flavor flave,
Speaker 1: he brought him out.
Speaker 2: I love flavor flave. When I met him, I said,
Speaker 2: thank you so much for being a huge part of
Speaker 2: my child. Yeah, flavor of Love led to I love
Speaker 2: New York l Is this surreal life?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Those are all my shows. I love
Speaker 1: a good seafood tower. I let me tell you something.
Speaker 2: I will f up a cocktail shrimp every time I see,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, like dozens of.
Speaker 1: Don't care. I love the cocktail sauce. It is kind
Speaker 1: of annoying if they don't peel them for you, but
Speaker 1: I'll take it. When we were just in Portugal, you
Speaker 1: mean Portugal. No, No, that's the way I say it now,
Speaker 1: because I'm European, isn't it Spanish? Portugal European and Spanish?
Speaker 2: I mean Portuguese.
Speaker 1: It is its own language. But they have some Spanish words,
Speaker 1: for sure they do. Yeah, but it is its own
Speaker 1: you know, really good at Spanish? Now, great, one day
Speaker 1: we'll explore that. Dia cool. Yeah, awesome.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I had clams, and they also gave us shrimps,
Speaker 2: but they kept the heads on.
Speaker 1: I don't like shrimps. I don't like when you say
Speaker 1: it like that. I know the whole thing. It's okay,
Speaker 1: but I don't like shrimps either, just because of the environment.
Speaker 1: We've been brought up in what the word shrimps? Shrimp?
Speaker 1: You don't really put the s on it.
Speaker 2: Really, if there's a platter of them, there's a whole platter.
Speaker 1: Of shrimps, a whole right, you said shrimps.
Speaker 2: No, if there's a platter of them, it's a platter
Speaker 2: of shrimps.
Speaker 1: Not really. I know this is a whole thing on
Speaker 1: our show for yous David Katz, the whole thing and
Speaker 1: the date, but it's really not. It's not right. I
Speaker 1: mean it is, but it's not. It could be, but
Speaker 1: it doesn't.
Speaker 2: So if I brought you clams, yeah, I brought you
Speaker 2: a platter of clams, that's different.
Speaker 1: There's some I brought you a platter of lobster. There
Speaker 1: are some words that that are plural on its own. Crab.
Speaker 2: I brought you a platter of crab, not platter of crabs.
Speaker 1: Well we're gonna have soft shell crab crabs. Here's a
Speaker 1: bunch of crab.
Speaker 2: No, No, that's not right. Okay, that is not right.
Speaker 1: I don't want to deal with this. Now, go on
Speaker 1: with your story. Well, now I'm so lost in the sauce,
Speaker 1: and I can't remember where the seafood tower.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I love cocktail shrimps, and I'll say shrimps.
Speaker 2: I don't care there's plural. There's multiple shrimps in the
Speaker 2: Tower's fine.
Speaker 1: I was brought up with just shrimp as plural. I
Speaker 1: was brought up. Yeah, as if this is like generation, yeah,
Speaker 1: the millennials, it's different.
Speaker 2: I don't I really don't think that a little Okay, cool,
Speaker 2: we really got it. We have to go What else
Speaker 2: comes in a seafood tower.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, there's there's uh clams. Usually no, it's
Speaker 1: the raw seafood tower. So there's lobster, yeah, crab, shrimp, lobster.
Speaker 1: I'm trying.
Speaker 2: I'm trying, but I need either butter or the cocktail
Speaker 2: stuff to dip it in.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, cocktail sauce. For sure. It's not very it's
Speaker 1: not popular among people. Usually it's butter. But I put
Speaker 1: mine in cocktail sauce.
Speaker 2: I love like they closed it by me, but just
Speaker 2: be claused before it closed.
Speaker 1: Oh the close we're supposed to go there. I know
Speaker 1: they closed it.
Speaker 2: And now it's the boil, and the boil just doesn't
Speaker 2: do the same for me, is it's more like a
Speaker 2: pasta sauce.
Speaker 1: Yeah, be Claus sauce.
Speaker 2: It was so spicy, an old bay filled and I
Speaker 2: loved that thing.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're gonna have to get rolling now. I do
Speaker 1: appreciate you. Thank you for listening to this impromptu. I
Speaker 1: was having so much fun. I was as well. But
Speaker 1: I have a DMV appointment. I can't miss it because
Speaker 1: you know DMV who They are not happy to be there,
Speaker 1: do you know. So I had to get five vehicles
Speaker 1: renewed the other day and I went in there and uh,
Speaker 1: She's like, nah, we got a limit of two. I'm
Speaker 1: like what, Like were we talking about? It's like corporations too.
Speaker 1: I'm like, where's this say that? How am I supposed
Speaker 1: to know this? It's like ask my supervisor and I
Speaker 1: did and she's like, yeah, two. So I had a
Speaker 1: different corporation on one of the vehicles, so I was
Speaker 1: able to do three and I have two left. So
Speaker 1: I had to make another appointment for today to get
Speaker 1: the other two done. How long does it take to
Speaker 1: do that? Five minutes each one? And the place is
Speaker 1: empty now because it's reservations. It's not like it used
Speaker 1: to be. You walk in, they get your ticket, three
Speaker 1: minutes up. Done. It's really it's actually, it's actually, I
Speaker 1: don't want to say enjoyable, but it's not as it's
Speaker 1: not as chaotic and hectic as it used to be.
Speaker 2: Well, I was pissed off because I got my license
Speaker 2: renewal thing. Yeah, and I was like, ooh cool, license renewal. Great,
Speaker 2: Now I don't have to go because they have everything
Speaker 2: on file.
Speaker 1: You need your real ID, you got to go. I
Speaker 1: thought I was getting a real ID.
Speaker 2: I paid the money for the twenty bucks to do it.
Speaker 2: I'm like, wait, by mail, No, no, by mail. They
Speaker 2: sent me this whole thing being like great, you're good.
Speaker 1: Then I get it. It's not even a real ID.
Speaker 2: So I just paid twenty bucks for an ID that
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to change in two years twenty twenty
Speaker 2: five six, Oh they changed it again.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's ever gonna be a thing, but
Speaker 2: you never know.
Speaker 1: People just bring their passports instead.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, or if you're a Global Entry
Speaker 2: member and they give you that card.
Speaker 1: So I don't know what that is. I don't know
Speaker 1: any of that is.
Speaker 2: Do you know have Global Entry? Why would I do
Speaker 2: have tsa pree.
Speaker 1: No, why would I No, I don't fly enough. It doesn't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you do. You also understand I'm not going to get
Speaker 1: it for my whole family, Like, I'm not spending all
Speaker 1: this money. The kids barely travel, so when they come
Speaker 1: with me, I'm gonna be like, hey see you guys,
Speaker 1: I'll just leave them on the line.
Speaker 2: Well, you know for like just say one hundred bucks
Speaker 2: right now, Hu, you get it for five years. So
Speaker 2: you're spending twenty bucks or three hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: For my kids too. It's no, I'm not doing it,
Speaker 1: dumb gotta go. Thank you for listening to this.
Speaker 2: Yet you'll be like you'll spend on other things that
Speaker 2: make no sense, Yeah, like two dollars bills, Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: that's this is money.
Speaker 1: Or like if they go to a concert or something.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you spend money on merch you mean cereal
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