WEBVTT - Bowl Chat - Oops, It's Not Election Day 0:00:01.040 --> 0:00:01.599 Ready to go. 0:00:02.520 --> 0:00:06.120 There's no time like the pleasant live from the Farmland 0:00:06.200 --> 0:00:09.000 Fresh Dairy Studios. This is Serial Killers and. 0:00:09.080 --> 0:00:11.600 A Wendy Scott are doing today. I'm great. 0:00:12.119 --> 0:00:15.159 I've been thinking, uh huh, I have been watching some 0:00:15.200 --> 0:00:19.520 other podcasts uh oh, one specifically with Trailer Park Tammy. 0:00:19.920 --> 0:00:20.680 I don't know if you know. 0:00:20.640 --> 0:00:21.680 Her, I don't. I don't. 0:00:21.880 --> 0:00:25.040 Well, they do like Friday improv episodes where they wear 0:00:25.040 --> 0:00:26.840 country wigs and just talk to each other as if 0:00:26.880 --> 0:00:28.960 they're a countrywomen had a pot. Look, I feel we 0:00:29.000 --> 0:00:32.240 should do that one day. Why no, but we could 0:00:32.240 --> 0:00:35.440 do a time time capsule to the eighties. We'll dress 0:00:35.479 --> 0:00:37.680 in eighties clothes and do just an eighties episode. 0:00:37.720 --> 0:00:39.879 How about nineties? Great? Because I lived it? Well, I 0:00:39.880 --> 0:00:43.199 mean I lived eighties. Also, I lived it. I lived it, 0:00:43.520 --> 0:00:45.159 bro lived it. 0:00:45.159 --> 0:00:49.040 From Nirvana to the denim jackets to the skateboards. 0:00:49.200 --> 0:00:51.639 I lived it. Bro. I probably still have it all 0:00:51.680 --> 0:00:53.960 in my attic. I'm in eighties stuff is a little 0:00:53.960 --> 0:00:56.360 bit more hard to come by. Well, I look, I was, 0:00:56.440 --> 0:00:57.920 I was an eighties kid, but I don't think I 0:00:58.000 --> 0:00:58.920 dressed eighties. 0:00:59.000 --> 0:01:00.400 I want to do a nineties episode. 0:01:00.440 --> 0:01:02.160 I don't have the new wave haircut and all that. 0:01:02.240 --> 0:01:03.680 I will come in costume. 0:01:04.240 --> 0:01:04.600 We would. 0:01:04.800 --> 0:01:07.560 So here's how we're gonna do it. Huh, And listeners, 0:01:07.640 --> 0:01:09.480 I promise you I will plan this. 0:01:10.160 --> 0:01:13.039 You know what I'm gonna plan what some actual cereal 0:01:13.080 --> 0:01:15.679 from the nineties that you don't know is from the nineties. Okay, 0:01:15.720 --> 0:01:16.760 I'm in you know what. 0:01:16.880 --> 0:01:18.760 You buy it and I will eat it on the 0:01:18.880 --> 0:01:21.760 show from my full nineties costume. We will do a 0:01:21.880 --> 0:01:25.840 nineties day. I'm so excited. I it's and we also 0:01:25.880 --> 0:01:27.200 have to do a discussing dinner party. 0:01:27.200 --> 0:01:29.360 You know what the listeners are saying right now, they're saying, 0:01:29.720 --> 0:01:32.919 where's the videos on the YouTube? Can I trust Andy? 0:01:33.040 --> 0:01:36.119 Also when he doesn't upload on a frequent schedule. I know. 0:01:36.480 --> 0:01:38.560 But they're also saying they always say they want to 0:01:38.560 --> 0:01:40.520 do all these things, but they never do anything. 0:01:40.560 --> 0:01:43.479 Well. This studio is also just not good. I miss 0:01:43.520 --> 0:01:47.240 it so much. I make doing things not I'm like 0:01:47.360 --> 0:01:49.560 sitting next to you. This mic is in my face, 0:01:49.640 --> 0:01:50.800 covering me half the time. 0:01:50.840 --> 0:01:54.240 You can turn it sideways like I do. Yeah this, Yeah, 0:01:54.280 --> 0:01:56.240 then you can see your pretty little face. Oh shoot, 0:01:56.280 --> 0:01:59.000 thank you. Oh it is November. You're growing a thing? Yes, 0:01:59.600 --> 0:02:03.400 So I look I've already started. It's about all I get. 0:02:03.800 --> 0:02:06.760 I'm jealous. Well you also have alopecia. No, it's just 0:02:06.800 --> 0:02:08.120 you just never got diagnosed with it. 0:02:08.360 --> 0:02:09.239 Okay, thank you, doc. 0:02:09.360 --> 0:02:12.760 No, you one hundred percent, one hundred per Yes, I 0:02:12.880 --> 0:02:14.480 have it here, but you have it here. 0:02:14.720 --> 0:02:16.840 This is baby soft. So I'm not gonna I'm not 0:02:16.840 --> 0:02:18.440 gonna shave at all. I'm just gonna let it go 0:02:18.440 --> 0:02:20.680 and see your shams. It's gonna be a wreck. Same. 0:02:20.800 --> 0:02:22.880 I'm gonna get haircuts still though, just not face cuts. 0:02:23.040 --> 0:02:24.680 I am going to get haircuts. 0:02:25.240 --> 0:02:30.360 Haircuts okay, yes, okay, so yeah, nineties day, we'll have 0:02:30.440 --> 0:02:32.360 to do it before the year ends. That could just 0:02:32.400 --> 0:02:35.800 be some fun little bonus video. Okay, what would you 0:02:35.800 --> 0:02:37.000 what else would we have planned? 0:02:37.440 --> 0:02:38.799 Well, I don't know. Tomorrow's election day? 0:02:39.320 --> 0:02:41.480 Oh my god it is. Yes, I voted early. 0:02:41.840 --> 0:02:43.440 I did not. I don't understand it. There was a 0:02:43.440 --> 0:02:45.120 massive line by my house. I'm like, what are you doing? 0:02:45.240 --> 0:02:46.120 Just go on election day? 0:02:46.160 --> 0:02:48.519 No? I vote by mail? What I vote by mail 0:02:48.520 --> 0:02:49.160 and I vote early? 0:02:49.200 --> 0:02:50.400 Are you too cool for the rule? Oh well you 0:02:50.400 --> 0:02:52.320 would have to go back to your parents' house. Yes, 0:02:52.520 --> 0:02:54.840 And also it's just way easier. 0:02:55.000 --> 0:02:55.080 No. 0:02:55.160 --> 0:02:57.280 See, if the ballots into your house, you send it 0:02:57.280 --> 0:02:57.840 in trust. 0:02:57.880 --> 0:03:00.400 They tell you, okay, well I can't get into election 0:03:00.440 --> 0:03:03.320 integrity mean that I no, no, I understand. 0:03:03.440 --> 0:03:05.280 I just mean the mail. Sometimes it doesn't work. But 0:03:05.360 --> 0:03:07.280 that's why you could track your vote on a mail 0:03:07.280 --> 0:03:09.480 of that mail. Yes, why as a scanned. 0:03:10.040 --> 0:03:13.120 It is when your ballot scanned. 0:03:12.720 --> 0:03:14.200 With such technology. What do I know? 0:03:14.400 --> 0:03:16.160 This is the thing. I was a poll worker in 0:03:16.240 --> 0:03:22.800 twenty twenty one. Yeah you were, and so, yeah, I 0:03:22.880 --> 0:03:25.280 worked the election. I know how the machines work. 0:03:26.120 --> 0:03:28.079 I missed the old school ones. Man, go in there, 0:03:28.120 --> 0:03:31.320 pull the lever of the curtain. Click click click, click, click, 0:03:31.320 --> 0:03:34.920 click click click click, Bring done your nick If I 0:03:34.960 --> 0:03:36.800 got to experience that, did you so? 0:03:37.120 --> 0:03:41.400 In Mammouth County where I was poll working before, now 0:03:41.400 --> 0:03:42.960 they have the new machines. Ye used to have a 0:03:42.960 --> 0:03:44.920 giant book that they would have to sign next to 0:03:44.960 --> 0:03:47.160 their name, the Holy Arts, And now they have IDs 0:03:47.200 --> 0:03:49.720 just a quick scanner thing, and now it's like a 0:03:49.760 --> 0:03:52.839 whole big touch screen board. It's so much cooler. When 0:03:52.840 --> 0:03:55.000 I was doing it, you'd have to be like, oh, 0:03:55.400 --> 0:03:58.400 I need assistance. It was like you'd always hear Old 0:03:58.400 --> 0:04:00.880 people being like, I can't press the hard enough. 0:04:01.200 --> 0:04:03.480 Did you steal munchkins from Agnes at the table next 0:04:03.520 --> 0:04:03.680 to you? 0:04:05.000 --> 0:04:07.880 It was actually really fun to work the machines, just 0:04:07.920 --> 0:04:12.120 because I don't know. They seem like, how do they work? 0:04:12.160 --> 0:04:13.600 I just wanted to know how they worked. And then 0:04:13.640 --> 0:04:15.559 I saw it and I was like, well, that's fascinating. 0:04:15.680 --> 0:04:18.080 Well, Andy, let's see what cereal you vote for today. 0:04:18.279 --> 0:04:21.960 Well, regardless of who you're voting for, vote, vote, vote vote. 0:04:22.000 --> 0:04:22.719 It is a right. 0:04:23.200 --> 0:04:26.360 Everybody should vote. I don't care who you're voting for. 0:04:26.440 --> 0:04:28.360 You need to vote. It's funny because a couple of 0:04:28.440 --> 0:04:30.400 years ago my daughter was like, I don't care about 0:04:30.480 --> 0:04:33.560 vot ang and now she's almost an age and she's like, ah, 0:04:33.600 --> 0:04:35.760 I wish I could vote this year exactly. She's just 0:04:35.800 --> 0:04:38.360 she's just a little shy. People thought for your right 0:04:38.400 --> 0:04:39.000 to vote. 0:04:39.040 --> 0:04:42.200 So you need to exercise your democratic right and vote 0:04:42.200 --> 0:04:42.960 in every election. 0:04:43.040 --> 0:04:45.760 That's suffrage, period. The suffrage is that what that means 0:04:45.760 --> 0:04:47.880 suffrage is voting women's suffrage. 0:04:47.960 --> 0:04:50.360 Yeah, I mean, we're both not in that camp, but. 0:04:50.400 --> 0:04:52.440 No, I know, but what voting? What does suffrage mean? 0:04:53.279 --> 0:04:56.240 I mean you're asking me, like, I know, but I mean, 0:04:56.279 --> 0:04:57.640 that's that's the voting thing. 0:04:57.880 --> 0:04:58.560 It's the voting thing. 0:04:58.960 --> 0:04:59.960 You do that again, it's. 0:05:00.560 --> 0:05:02.839 Yes, suffrage. 0:05:04.640 --> 0:05:07.480 Oh yeah, look at that. Look at you with the words. 0:05:07.600 --> 0:05:11.719 All right, okay, suffrage. I'm suffering right now, Andrew, So 0:05:11.760 --> 0:05:16.360 what you over? What let's go here? I am eager, enthusiastic. 0:05:16.480 --> 0:05:18.599 This could have been a bull chat, so excited. Let's 0:05:18.600 --> 0:05:19.360 make this a bull chat. 0:05:19.400 --> 0:05:22.000 Okay, great, let's not why we haven't done a ball 0:05:22.040 --> 0:05:23.160 chat in like three weeks. 0:05:22.880 --> 0:05:25.200 Because I said election days tomorrow and it won't make sense. 0:05:25.640 --> 0:05:27.800 Oh please, Like, we can't do two episodes coming out 0:05:27.800 --> 0:05:30.080 the same day. I mean, I guess we could. I mean, 0:05:30.120 --> 0:05:32.240 I don't care. I mean, I'm gonna open the cereal 0:05:32.279 --> 0:05:33.240 unless we just keep going. 0:05:33.400 --> 0:05:35.559 I mean, I'm fine to keep chatting. We haven't chatted 0:05:35.600 --> 0:05:36.240 in quite some time. 0:05:36.279 --> 0:05:38.440 I have to leave this building by eleven. I have 0:05:38.480 --> 0:05:39.799 a DMV appointment today. 0:05:39.600 --> 0:05:41.480 All right, So if we're done with this, but we 0:05:41.480 --> 0:05:42.960 don't need to get into the nitty gritty, but we 0:05:43.000 --> 0:05:46.000 can just be done with this in twenty minutes, a nice. 0:05:45.880 --> 0:05:48.760 Little Well, let's not say any bad words, great or 0:05:48.800 --> 0:05:51.679 anything controversial. Yeah, because I already opened with the Farmland 0:05:51.680 --> 0:05:54.279 Fresh Dairries and they're a family friendly company. Yes, and 0:05:54.279 --> 0:05:55.760 we can't do any bad stuff. And I left the 0:05:55.800 --> 0:05:57.359 sign up and everything great. So if this is a 0:05:57.360 --> 0:05:58.920 bull chat, this is a bull chat. Okay, it's a 0:05:58.920 --> 0:06:01.320 bull chat. Here we go should actually play the thing then, 0:06:02.080 --> 0:06:05.000 I mean, just to make it official. Well, I mean yeah, 0:06:05.680 --> 0:06:22.520 I mean here, see we call that a tease. 0:06:22.760 --> 0:06:23.880 That was a nice little teach. 0:06:23.920 --> 0:06:26.640 You did. Make sure you listen to Serial Killers? Well 0:06:26.640 --> 0:06:30.400 when it comes out today, maybe, well. 0:06:30.320 --> 0:06:33.240 I so, okay, so we can't do a Serial Killers 0:06:33.240 --> 0:06:34.159 because I talked too much. 0:06:34.760 --> 0:06:36.840 Now, we just talked a lot of other stuff. I mean, 0:06:37.120 --> 0:06:39.120 but I think that's fine. It is. But you know what, 0:06:39.240 --> 0:06:41.440 let's get two for one today. Okay. You know, so 0:06:41.480 --> 0:06:43.880 we already had the conversation there at two for Yeah. Anyway, 0:06:43.960 --> 0:06:46.599 so I guess we'll go back to voting for a moment, 0:06:46.920 --> 0:06:49.680 because yesterday when I was driving around, uh, there was 0:06:49.720 --> 0:06:53.360 a massive, massive line at the local y m c 0:06:53.480 --> 0:06:55.800 A or why whatever they call the y in my town, 0:06:56.040 --> 0:06:59.400 and it was like wrapped around the building. My question is, 0:06:59.480 --> 0:07:01.600 if you live there, okay, and you live near your 0:07:01.640 --> 0:07:04.480 polling place, why would you just not wait till election day. 0:07:04.480 --> 0:07:06.520 There's not massive crowds on election day, at least not 0:07:06.520 --> 0:07:08.799 where I live. You see on TV sometimes where people 0:07:08.800 --> 0:07:11.200 have to wait hours in line to vote. It's never 0:07:11.240 --> 0:07:13.640 been like that by you know, in my area. 0:07:14.000 --> 0:07:18.200 Well, I think the thing with early voting is you 0:07:19.160 --> 0:07:20.640 have to make a plan, right, you want to get 0:07:20.680 --> 0:07:22.600 your sticker early. I think you also just have to 0:07:22.640 --> 0:07:23.800 make a plan what are you going to be doing 0:07:23.800 --> 0:07:25.880 next Tuesday. The fact that we all also don't have 0:07:26.000 --> 0:07:28.520 off like Election Day isn't just a national holiday. 0:07:28.560 --> 0:07:30.680 School's off now, at least mine is. It never used 0:07:30.680 --> 0:07:32.400 to be when I was a kid. It should be. 0:07:32.480 --> 0:07:34.920 Yeah, nobody should work on election day. That is actually 0:07:34.920 --> 0:07:37.400 the dumbest idea I think ever. I mean, you're making 0:07:37.440 --> 0:07:39.680 early voting a thing, which is great, but you should 0:07:39.680 --> 0:07:43.080 be able to take the day and vote. I don't 0:07:43.160 --> 0:07:46.040 understand that. It doesn't make sense to me. We have 0:07:46.240 --> 0:07:49.600 seventeen thousand other holidays. Why can't that be one doesn't 0:07:49.600 --> 0:07:50.000 make money. 0:07:50.040 --> 0:07:51.720 I can't wait to go to the polls on Tuesday, 0:07:51.760 --> 0:07:54.520 so I will see you next Tuesday. Huh. 0:07:55.200 --> 0:07:57.320 Well, like I said, I already voted by mail, which 0:07:57.360 --> 0:07:59.559 I've done for every election since twenty eighteen. 0:08:00.240 --> 0:08:03.200 In every election ever since I'm eighteen. I mean, dude, 0:08:03.320 --> 0:08:06.680 I vote for the water district commissioner. If there's an election, 0:08:07.000 --> 0:08:07.600 I vote. 0:08:07.680 --> 0:08:08.560 I love voting. 0:08:08.680 --> 0:08:09.480 Yeah, I love it. 0:08:09.720 --> 0:08:12.160 I'm trying to get more people enthused about it. I 0:08:12.200 --> 0:08:17.320 don't understand the mindset of someone who's eighteen. Ah, it 0:08:17.360 --> 0:08:20.480 doesn't like, why are you apathetic? They'll see to that 0:08:20.480 --> 0:08:23.400 that doesn't make sense. They'll see they will see yeah, 0:08:23.440 --> 0:08:26.160 because if they don't vote and it doesn't go their way, 0:08:26.640 --> 0:08:30.200 I'm sorry. What's worse is not voting and sitting back 0:08:30.240 --> 0:08:32.360 and being like, yeah, well, it's just an unfat two 0:08:32.360 --> 0:08:33.160 party process. 0:08:33.400 --> 0:08:34.520 Shut up. Well. 0:08:34.520 --> 0:08:36.960 Plus, you either vote or you don't vote. You don't 0:08:36.960 --> 0:08:38.480 get to complain when you don't vote. 0:08:38.559 --> 0:08:40.000 Plus, I like to see the old lady with the 0:08:40.040 --> 0:08:41.880 knee brace, and she gives me a lollipop every time 0:08:41.920 --> 0:08:43.719 I go. I don't know her name. I should after 0:08:43.760 --> 0:08:45.480 all these years, because the same lady's been there for 0:08:45.480 --> 0:08:46.439 the last twenty years. 0:08:46.920 --> 0:08:48.920 But I got paid four hundred bucks to do it. 0:08:48.960 --> 0:08:50.880 When I did it, it was great. I love it. 0:08:50.920 --> 0:08:52.400 I tried to do it again this year, but nobody 0:08:52.400 --> 0:08:54.760 got back to me. I loved working that election. It 0:08:54.800 --> 0:08:55.640 was so much fun. 0:08:55.720 --> 0:08:57.319 They were like, dude, you need to take a step back. 0:08:57.400 --> 0:08:59.960 I had so much fun. Do you know that, even 0:09:00.000 --> 0:09:02.280 when I lived in Cedar Rapids for eleven months, I 0:09:02.400 --> 0:09:04.600 flew home in November to vote. 0:09:04.720 --> 0:09:08.760 I love that, Yeah, genuinely. I again, we should all 0:09:08.760 --> 0:09:11.040 be that encouraged and wanting to vote. 0:09:11.480 --> 0:09:16.240 You should want to go and have your voice be heard. 0:09:16.360 --> 0:09:19.120 Although that would have been November of ninety four here, 0:09:19.360 --> 0:09:21.240 so that was not a presidential year. But I'm sure 0:09:21.240 --> 0:09:23.920 I still came home to vote because I always did. 0:09:24.080 --> 0:09:26.480 Maybe it was mid midterm I don't know. 0:09:26.600 --> 0:09:29.200 Yeah, I was a governor or something. I don't know. Well, yeah, 0:09:29.400 --> 0:09:30.679 I do think it's weird that when you live in 0:09:30.720 --> 0:09:34.640 another state that you go back to your state to vote, 0:09:34.679 --> 0:09:35.040 isn't it. 0:09:35.320 --> 0:09:36.959 Well, you could change your registration status. 0:09:36.960 --> 0:09:38.240 I guess you can, but I knew I was only 0:09:38.240 --> 0:09:40.040 living in Cedar Rapids, Iowa temporarily. 0:09:40.280 --> 0:09:42.200 Well, then it's good that you didn't move it there. 0:09:42.280 --> 0:09:44.280 Yeah, I guess I never got a driver's license. I 0:09:44.280 --> 0:09:46.320 did get license plates, though, which was weird. I got 0:09:46.640 --> 0:09:49.160 of Iowa license plates, of course you did, Yeah, and 0:09:49.200 --> 0:09:51.319 you know you know what they were I always get 0:09:51.320 --> 0:09:53.600 custom plates. It said are you kidding me? Was my 0:09:53.640 --> 0:09:56.720 license plate because everything that happened to me in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, 0:09:56.760 --> 0:09:58.960 I was like, are you kidding me? So I figured 0:09:58.960 --> 0:10:00.720 instead of saying it, I just got the license plate 0:10:00.720 --> 0:10:04.720 that says, are you kidding me? Cubular nineties BRO nineties 0:10:04.840 --> 0:10:08.320 nineties B. And that was the Sesqui centennial year of 0:10:08.360 --> 0:10:10.560 the state of Iowa. You know what that means, Cessqui 0:10:10.679 --> 0:10:15.800 Centennial two fifty years. 0:10:15.840 --> 0:10:19.319 Of course, Well, America is celebrating its two hundred and 0:10:19.320 --> 0:10:23.600 fiftieth birthday in twenty twenty six. 0:10:23.800 --> 0:10:24.800 That's going to be crazy. 0:10:25.000 --> 0:10:26.120 I know, what do we do? 0:10:26.280 --> 0:10:26.480 Well? 0:10:26.520 --> 0:10:27.800 Do you know the last time that there was a 0:10:27.800 --> 0:10:31.520 big celebration for America, Philadelphia had it and they made 0:10:31.520 --> 0:10:33.320 all this custom stuff and they were putting all this 0:10:33.360 --> 0:10:35.880 crazy stuff up, but nobody went to any of the parties. 0:10:35.880 --> 0:10:38.400 He was in nineteen seventy six, Yeah, I think it 0:10:38.480 --> 0:10:43.199 was nineteen seventy six, was the massive bi centennial explosions, fireworks, coins, 0:10:43.240 --> 0:10:44.240 dollar bills, the whole thing. 0:10:44.320 --> 0:10:48.120 So Philadelphia did do something and they made custom signs 0:10:48.120 --> 0:10:50.680 the whole nine yards, and nobody went to any of 0:10:50.720 --> 0:10:52.040 the celebration. 0:10:52.080 --> 0:10:53.800 By the way, growing up, so growing up when you 0:10:53.880 --> 0:10:55.839 got a quarter, you know, and you're like, oh my god, 0:10:55.880 --> 0:10:58.479 I got a drummer boy. That was for the bi centennial. 0:10:58.800 --> 0:11:00.679 That was a nineteen seventy six quarter. It's got the 0:11:00.720 --> 0:11:04.360 drummer boy guy on the back, the Colonial drummer guy. Yeah, 0:11:04.400 --> 0:11:06.480 he's on the back of the little flute. Yeah. There 0:11:06.520 --> 0:11:08.199 was a bunch of coins that were different and bills 0:11:08.240 --> 0:11:11.000 that were different for nineteen seventy six. That's when they 0:11:11.040 --> 0:11:13.320 redid the two dollar bill and re reissued it. 0:11:13.520 --> 0:11:15.440 And you were the first person in line to grab it. 0:11:15.480 --> 0:11:17.319 I wasn't. I was one. Still. 0:11:17.320 --> 0:11:20.760 I could see you being like two to your mometer, 0:11:20.880 --> 0:11:22.640 being like, this kid's gonna love two dollar bills. 0:11:22.679 --> 0:11:23.960 I mean to me, they used to be cool. Now 0:11:23.960 --> 0:11:26.079 they're just run of the mill, you know, run of 0:11:26.120 --> 0:11:28.000 the mill. Yeah, run of the mill. I say, I 0:11:28.040 --> 0:11:29.079 got in my pocket daily. 0:11:29.280 --> 0:11:31.600 Yes, because you keep stocking up on them. You can't 0:11:31.600 --> 0:11:33.360 say something is run of the mill when you're the 0:11:33.400 --> 0:11:36.000 only person has it. You and the other random two 0:11:36.040 --> 0:11:36.679 dollar bill guy. 0:11:37.080 --> 0:11:39.960 No, I need to keep it going. It's important to me, Okay. 0:11:40.040 --> 0:11:43.920 The legacy of Thomas Jefferson needs to live on on 0:11:43.960 --> 0:11:47.520 the money. It does need to live on in the money. Yes, 0:11:48.480 --> 0:11:51.160 so well, put right, good, I'm glad. I'm glad I 0:11:51.160 --> 0:11:56.040 could do that for you. Yeah. Yes, they can't. And 0:11:56.120 --> 0:11:59.280 more machines need to take them. Only the self checkout 0:11:59.280 --> 0:12:02.680 machines do. Very few people know that. Some vending machines 0:12:03.280 --> 0:12:07.000 will take them, but not many. Yeah. 0:12:07.200 --> 0:12:11.000 I again, you're just the guy that comes around when 0:12:11.040 --> 0:12:11.880 it's like valet. 0:12:13.040 --> 0:12:16.319 Oh, I give the guys downstairs bills every day, one 0:12:16.360 --> 0:12:17.640 a day. Yeah, so what is that? 0:12:17.720 --> 0:12:17.760 Like? 0:12:18.040 --> 0:12:20.480 H we work with like two hundred days a year probably, 0:12:20.520 --> 0:12:21.960 so it's about four hundred bucks a year and tips 0:12:22.000 --> 0:12:22.720 and two dollars bills. 0:12:22.800 --> 0:12:24.920 I have over two hundred dollars and two dollars bills 0:12:24.920 --> 0:12:26.679 that have accumulated from all my years of working here. 0:12:26.679 --> 0:12:28.960 Why would you do that? Because I annoy you and 0:12:29.000 --> 0:12:32.160 pay you in them. Here's ten dollars for breakfast. I 0:12:32.200 --> 0:12:34.880 don't want them. See, That's that's my hope, is that 0:12:34.920 --> 0:12:36.800 when I try to pay people in them, they don't 0:12:36.800 --> 0:12:39.319 want them, and I'm like, all right, well that's all 0:12:39.360 --> 0:12:42.400 I got. This actually might be important. Okay, so you 0:12:42.480 --> 0:12:44.640 keep talking about my crazy money, I'll be right back. 0:12:44.640 --> 0:12:45.360 I'll go next door. 0:12:45.559 --> 0:12:51.920 Well, okay, Sue, what have you guys been up to? 0:12:54.280 --> 0:12:57.280 Let me think what's been going on in my life? Umm? 0:12:58.720 --> 0:13:06.160 Hmm yeah, go vote tomorrow. That's that's exciting. I did 0:13:06.200 --> 0:13:09.319 postcards for voters. That was really fun. I did five 0:13:09.400 --> 0:13:12.000 hundred postcards, but only wound up with four fifty because 0:13:12.280 --> 0:13:14.840 Sam took fifty of them but didn't fill them out 0:13:15.080 --> 0:13:17.520 and may have lost them. So you talked sent them out. 0:13:18.040 --> 0:13:19.920 I did postcards for voters. 0:13:20.160 --> 0:13:24.839 Right, Did I get one? Why you would you send 0:13:24.880 --> 0:13:25.200 me one? 0:13:25.920 --> 0:13:28.440 No? New York is not a swing state. 0:13:29.120 --> 0:13:32.200 I mean according to here look at this, going to 0:13:32.240 --> 0:13:33.400 the front page of news Day, it. 0:13:33.400 --> 0:13:38.480 Is okay, well maybe in some of the other districts 0:13:38.480 --> 0:13:41.200 of New York, but New York City certainly not. 0:13:41.480 --> 0:13:44.480 New York State is not. Yeah, but I'm trying to 0:13:44.480 --> 0:13:47.360 be an investigator right now. Over what Well, my daughter 0:13:47.480 --> 0:13:50.320 just called me. That was that phone call? Very important? 0:13:50.520 --> 0:13:51.880 So can you tell me if I left my lunch 0:13:51.920 --> 0:13:53.760 at home? Can you check the camera? Now? You have 0:13:53.800 --> 0:13:55.760 to tell me. Do you see her? Do you see 0:13:55.760 --> 0:13:59.240 her holding anything other than a backpack? She's coming out 0:13:59.280 --> 0:14:02.400 the door right here. See backpack? But is there anything 0:14:02.440 --> 0:14:05.960 in her left hand? It's tough to tell. I don't 0:14:05.960 --> 0:14:10.000 think so. No, you know, because and I made her No, 0:14:10.320 --> 0:14:13.920 she doesn't have it. I packed her lunch. I rolled 0:14:13.960 --> 0:14:17.440 up turkey for her, packed it up. I packed a bottle. 0:14:17.679 --> 0:14:19.760 I packed it up in foil, you know. I put 0:14:19.800 --> 0:14:22.440 some apple slices in there, and I cut up a 0:14:22.480 --> 0:14:25.760 cucumbert for her, and nice healthy stuff today, you know. 0:14:25.800 --> 0:14:29.480 And she left it so disappointing. Sorry, I'm gonna go 0:14:29.520 --> 0:14:30.560 home and eat it. Good. 0:14:31.760 --> 0:14:33.720 Love that for you. Now you got a nice lunch 0:14:33.720 --> 0:14:34.200 waiting for you. 0:14:35.240 --> 0:14:37.480 I love cold. Sorry, looks like you walked out of 0:14:37.480 --> 0:14:40.200 the house without it. Period. I guess I will eat 0:14:40.240 --> 0:14:42.880 it when I get home. Period. You should buy yourself 0:14:42.880 --> 0:14:46.760 some hot lunch today. Exclamation point. Oh I loved hot lunch. 0:14:47.440 --> 0:14:50.240 Loved kids. Don't buy the hot lunch anymore. Didn't even 0:14:50.240 --> 0:14:52.720 know what it is anymore? Yeah, I very very few kids. 0:14:52.720 --> 0:14:54.320 It's not cool. It's not cool to walk with the 0:14:54.320 --> 0:14:57.080 tray with salisbury steak with goop dripping off of it. 0:14:57.320 --> 0:15:00.560 Well, I don't think they're doing salisbury steaks a but be. 0:15:00.920 --> 0:15:05.600 Pretty nineties bro, mostly eighties. Actually, I just remember Fridays. 0:15:05.880 --> 0:15:07.280 There was one Friday out of the month that was 0:15:07.280 --> 0:15:09.640 stuff Cress pizza to Day. That was a thing. 0:15:09.920 --> 0:15:12.600 Yeah, they would do stuff cross Pea to day. And 0:15:12.640 --> 0:15:15.280 now that I'm older, I'm convinced it was just Dejoorno's 0:15:16.040 --> 0:15:19.920 that they just got out and unfroze and cut it 0:15:20.000 --> 0:15:20.520 up instaid it was. 0:15:21.080 --> 0:15:24.040 It was definitely some some brand. I mean the school 0:15:24.080 --> 0:15:24.800 didn't make it there. 0:15:25.080 --> 0:15:28.560 I just also remember hot dogs. You'd always get either 0:15:28.640 --> 0:15:32.800 baked beans or string beans, and I vivid, like I 0:15:32.800 --> 0:15:34.680 could taste the string beans with. 0:15:34.680 --> 0:15:36.280 The water all the water. 0:15:36.680 --> 0:15:40.680 Oh my god. In meat loaf they had meat loaf. 0:15:40.760 --> 0:15:42.920 I remember that, and I wish we had that cheeseburger 0:15:43.000 --> 0:15:46.440 day or hot dog. Yeah, hot dog was not good. 0:15:46.560 --> 0:15:49.120 Andrew Fink Sorry, I might allege to use people less 0:15:49.480 --> 0:15:53.240 whatever fourth grade it was, I can because I have 0:15:53.400 --> 0:15:56.520 a terrifying fear of throw up. It was the first 0:15:56.600 --> 0:15:59.080 week of school that first Friday, it was hot dog Day, 0:15:59.120 --> 0:16:02.200 and he got sick in my classroom. And I never 0:16:02.280 --> 0:16:05.160 had a hot dog ever again in school because I 0:16:05.240 --> 0:16:06.640 was like, everyone's getting sick off of them. 0:16:06.680 --> 0:16:09.160 I can't do that. We never had hot dogs in school. 0:16:09.160 --> 0:16:12.320 That was they were boiled. I love boiled. I don't 0:16:12.480 --> 0:16:14.400 get boiled hot dogs. I grew up on. I grew 0:16:14.440 --> 0:16:16.520 up on boiled hot dogs just because you grew It's 0:16:16.560 --> 0:16:17.200 just nasty. 0:16:17.280 --> 0:16:19.320 Like, don't you prefer grilled hot dog? 0:16:19.440 --> 0:16:23.160 Do you boil corn? Boiled corn? Corn and hot dogs 0:16:23.200 --> 0:16:26.080 have two different texts. Put both on the grill. Same thing, grilled, boil, 0:16:26.160 --> 0:16:31.160 same thing, chicken, grilled chicken, boil you boiled chicken? Why 0:16:31.200 --> 0:16:33.800 would I boiled chicken because it cooks it? When have 0:16:33.880 --> 0:16:37.320 you boiled chicken? I've had boiled chicken before. When are 0:16:37.360 --> 0:16:40.000 you a dog? Do you eat boiled chicken? White rice? 0:16:40.400 --> 0:16:43.119 When you make chicken boiled chicken in the soup. 0:16:43.120 --> 0:16:45.880 It dissolves, and it's usually a cooked rotisserie chicken that 0:16:45.920 --> 0:16:46.560 you just peel. 0:16:47.360 --> 0:16:50.080 Oh no, sir, no, you make You get a little 0:16:50.120 --> 0:16:52.800 oven stuff or roaster, a little hen whatever, and you 0:16:53.440 --> 0:16:56.080 put that in the water, uncooked, and you cook it 0:16:56.400 --> 0:16:57.080 hot dogs. 0:16:57.280 --> 0:16:58.320 I just don't get it. 0:16:58.360 --> 0:16:59.280 I don't. I don't. 0:16:59.480 --> 0:17:03.280 I don't get like, I don't. It tastes It's almost 0:17:03.360 --> 0:17:04.480