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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this spinoff episode of dirt.

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Speaker 2: Aiy Zeitgeist, Yes.

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Speaker 1: Which we're calling the iconograph. Instead of looking at the

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Speaker 1: zeikes through the current events on Monday mornings, we're looking

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Speaker 1: at the zekeist through the powerful pop culture or cruxes.

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Speaker 3: That are our icon icons.

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Speaker 1: We use these icons to create meaning, to build identity,

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Speaker 1: to learn that some mammals do have a kloeca and

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Speaker 1: that's not weird. To learn the damage that can be

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Speaker 1: done when an icon gets their big shot at a

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Speaker 1: Hollywood movie and they're played by a fucking Russell Brand.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And most importantly, we use these icons to learn when

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Speaker 1: you look back over the easters of your life and

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Speaker 1: you only see one set of prints in the sand,

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Speaker 1: that's not because Jesus abandoned you. It's because a giant

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Speaker 1: egg laying bunny was carrying both you and Jesus on

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Speaker 1: her back. That's right, we're talking about me, Me, the

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Speaker 1: strangest holiday mascot, the original eb White, the Easter Bunny.

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Speaker 3: Sniff sniff sniff, Snichster Bunny.

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Speaker 1: I'm to be joined, as always by my co host,

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Speaker 1: mister Miles Gras.

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Speaker 3: Keep those Cadbury eggs the fuck away from me.

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Speaker 1: Not interested because they're too good and addictive.

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Speaker 3: They're just dude. I remember the commercials in the eighties.

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Speaker 3: I was like, what the fuck is this and I

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Speaker 3: was like chicken bunny thing and it laid that fucking

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Speaker 3: egg and laid yeah. And I remember eating one for

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Speaker 3: the first time. I was so underwhelmed. I was like,

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Speaker 3: this is really Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I love as a sugar freak, like that is the sugariest,

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Speaker 1: Like the inside of that is it's just molten sugar,

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Speaker 1: sugar sugar that they like bait. They turned into like

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Speaker 1: base they come. Yeah, no, there's no preak from it's

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Speaker 1: all the heavy biscus, heavy ropes of sugar comps.

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Speaker 3: Yeah no, no, no, no, no disgusting. I'm fine with

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Speaker 3: the regular hardshell Cadbury eggs. I don't mind those, like

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Speaker 3: you know what I mean, just the shell egg.

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Speaker 1: The shell egg, nothing nothing inside.

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Speaker 3: What do you mean? Like yeah, like at eminem like

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Speaker 3: it's like it's got like a it's like no chocolate,

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Speaker 3: the candy shell those that ship well, let's see, this

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Speaker 3: is the duality that we present.

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Speaker 1: I do just because as a as a sugar freak,

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Speaker 1: I love the big Cadberry eggs, which do seem to

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Speaker 1: be getting smaller, and the Receis eggs.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, those are those are so good?

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Speaker 1: What what a what a balance in our third seat,

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Speaker 1: which were to be joined by one of our favorites.

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Speaker 1: One of your favorites a comedian, writer, producer, podcaster who

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Speaker 1: you know from Lady to Lady, wonderful podcast and something

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Speaker 1: called stand up comedy.

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Speaker 3: It's brandypos Hell. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Been chomping at the bit to jump in on the

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Speaker 4: Cadbury egg discussion.

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Speaker 3: But how do we feel I want to give voice

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Speaker 3: to the voiceless Catherine in the chat you said, Nope, Miles,

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Speaker 3: what are we talking about? What was the talking about?

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Speaker 5: Nope to the tiny ones that look like Eminem's. Just

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Speaker 5: eat an emin, m.

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Speaker 1: Just eat a fucking Eminem bro.

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Speaker 3: Wow, what do you like better about those than Eminem's.

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Speaker 1: This is just like a different balance of the sugar

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Speaker 1: candy chocolate.

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Speaker 3: It's the Cadbury chocolate itself. Yeah that's okay. I like

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Speaker 3: it had superior milk chocolate and I had.

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Speaker 4: Like actual Cadbury, like UK version of because there's the

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Speaker 4: UK version and then there's version Yeah yeah, yeah, theres

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Speaker 4: actually go bad because they're not just plastic with goo inside.

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Speaker 1: Right, they have like a born on date where I

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Speaker 1: still find I have found Easter eggs with candy still

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Speaker 1: No like, and it's from like last year, maybe two

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Speaker 1: years ago, the Easter where I'm like going back to

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Speaker 1: hide the eggs. Little uh spoiler alert for the kiddos

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Speaker 1: out there. Yeah, I that we we forgot to crack one.

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Speaker 1: I will still eat the candy. And I never.

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Speaker 3: Died where you at, Brandy with the Cadbury's You're you're

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Speaker 3: not the cream egg you don't eat.

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Speaker 5: I'm not anymore. There was a time I think, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 5: I am reformed.

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Speaker 4: I hit a point where I was like, we can't

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Speaker 4: I feel like a beat dropping when I would eat.

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Speaker 5: You're like clicking the sludge out, and I was like.

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Speaker 3: You can't.

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Speaker 5: I think I got to go to a meeting over

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Speaker 5: these eggs.

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Speaker 3: WHOA, what the fuck's in these things? Ship you.

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Speaker 1: You black out? Come to twenty minutes later, it's just

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Speaker 1: ship like foil stuck to your face. Yeah, your shoes

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Speaker 1: are on the wrong feet. It's like a push zoom

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Speaker 1: point a minute long push zoom among your face.

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Speaker 3: I do all right.

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Speaker 1: So a little behind the scenes on how we choose

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Speaker 1: our icons. We have a list of icons that we

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Speaker 1: send out, like the icons that we've done. Then we

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Speaker 1: got we got a list of like you know, potential

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Speaker 1: icons to do and send them out to our guests

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Speaker 1: and Brandy, we reached out to you. You snapped out

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Speaker 1: the Easter Bunny. I did.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I thought Easter Bunny was gonna sit on the shelf

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Speaker 1: like an NBA player who shouldn't have come to the

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Speaker 1: draft and is still there at the second round. Like

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Speaker 1: I thought the Easter Bunny was just going to be chilling.

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Speaker 1: I'm so glad you did. I learned a lot in

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Speaker 1: researching this episode, and shout out to jam McNabb for

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Speaker 1: helping with the research. But can you explain what what

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Speaker 1: about the Easter Bunny spoke to you?

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Speaker 4: So I felt like, if not me, then who number

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Speaker 4: one hero?

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Speaker 1: Step up?

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Speaker 3: Exactly?

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Speaker 5: It was like somebody has got to do it.

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Speaker 4: I actually have experience, unfortunately as a mall.

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Speaker 5: Easter Bunny and twenty eighteen amazing.

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Speaker 4: For two weeks at the Eagle Rock Plaza, I was all, yeah,

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Speaker 4: so like low tier Easter Buddy too. Yeah yeah, Actually,

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Speaker 4: here's a photo of me with my dog in the

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Speaker 4: Easter Bundy costume.

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Speaker 5: This is me.

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Speaker 3: Now, you are a very nice looking Easter Bunny.

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Speaker 5: See you say that in person.

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Speaker 4: The suit is horrifying because I have a joke about

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Speaker 4: it on my new album where this is actually this

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Speaker 4: made this the album cover because it's like I have

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Speaker 4: a whole joke about being the Easter Bunny because I

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Speaker 4: did it. I played the Kennedy Center with one of

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Speaker 4: pre twenty eighteen Kennedy Center. I'm just going to say

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Speaker 4: twenty eighteen Kennedy Center. Yeah, I came back. I had

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Speaker 4: all Easter Bunny. So it was this real like deep

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Speaker 4: oh my, and that costume you can only see out

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Speaker 4: through the mouth and like Jesus and you'd have kids.

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Speaker 1: Come up and just like it was not a big mouth. No,

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Speaker 1: it's not not like it doesn't have a gaping smile.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of a small mouth.

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Speaker 5: It's a small mouth.

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Speaker 4: And what would happen because here in La March gets hot,

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Speaker 4: so you would like be in this costume, sweating and silence,

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Speaker 4: and they would just be like, put put a podcast on,

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Speaker 4: so you're listening on headphones to whatever the hell you're

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Speaker 4: listening to. I put on a lot of murder podcasts

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Speaker 4: because I was like, I feel like, I don't this

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Speaker 5: But then when when a kid wasn't sitting on you, you

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Speaker 1: So this Easter Bunny just constantly looks like he's like

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, a little yeah exactly, a little dope sick.

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Speaker 4: And I emailed the company actually this week because my

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Speaker 4: album just came out, and I emailed the company that

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Speaker 4: I worked for to be like, is this suit still

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Speaker 4: in rotation? I'd like to come take a photo of

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Speaker 4: me with my album cover with the Easter Bunny And

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Speaker 4: they were like, what I'm looking at the exact wording

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Speaker 4: that it was a strange email back, so sure the

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Speaker 4: suit is not currently in circulation, is what they said.

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Speaker 1: They went, they went through their legal team on that one.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 5: Erica got back to me. I'm shocked, she responded to the.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, now you said you played the Kennedy Center. I'm

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Speaker 1: aware of the Donald J. Trump and the John F.

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Speaker 1: Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts. Is that is

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Speaker 1: that what it used to be called the Kennedy Center? Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's what it used to be called.

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Speaker 3: Kennedy's name yea interesting and it used.

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Speaker 5: To be his name first? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Was it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Isn't that crazy? You're like, fuck, yeah, bro, I just

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Speaker 3: played the Kennedy Center. Yeah, I'm leaning over a fan

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Speaker 4: Cost Why it's really important to support your artists materially

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Speaker 4: and financially, you guys.

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Speaker 1: Because mark that as number one on the list of

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Speaker 1: like things that we need to do to make over

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Speaker 1: the Easter Bunny is like, we need a suit. This

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Speaker 1: is spring. This is a spring holiday. This is our

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Speaker 1: icon of a spring holiday. It's warm most places, most places.

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Speaker 1: This is going to be a problem. Sure to be

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Speaker 1: full on like this. This costume is warmer than Santa's suit. Yes,

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Speaker 1: and you're putting them in a fucking well, And I'll

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Speaker 1: do this on the fourth of July. Guys, what are

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Speaker 5: And I'll tell you what you're not getting paid, what

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Speaker 5: Santa's getting paid.

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Speaker 4: I bet people talk a lot about like the you know,

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Speaker 4: the gender gap, you know the racial gap. No one

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Speaker 4: is talking about the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus gap.

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Speaker 1: I want to talk about it. That's what I'm here

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Speaker 1: to talk about.

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Speaker 3: Brand. Real Christians should be upset about that. Actually, I

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Speaker 3: mean this one's actually to do with the fucking say,

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Speaker 3: the Resurrection.

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Speaker 5: That's what I'm.

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Speaker 1: Saying, is it?

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Speaker 3: That's what I want to sell.

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Speaker 1: I want to.

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Speaker 3: Get Let's get it funny.

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Speaker 1: Was a collision of the pagan with the Christian in

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Speaker 1: our modern US holidays. I feel like the Easter Bunny

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Speaker 1: is the fucking crux of this, like the most pagan shit.

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Speaker 1: Like with Santa, you've got a religious code name. He

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Speaker 1: goes by Saint Nick. He gives the church like plausible deniability.

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Speaker 1: The Easter Bunny. Could it be like it's a bunny

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Speaker 1: that brings and lays candy filled brightly colored eggs, and

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Speaker 1: the ostensible Christian reason for the season is like the

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Speaker 1: brutal murder of and then spooky resurrection of.

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Speaker 3: Jesus Christ Jos.

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Speaker 1: It's I guess they both have to do with like rebirth,

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Speaker 1: like that's the that's the closest I can get.

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Speaker 3: Chat's like, yeah, Christians hate it because it's funny. My

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Speaker 4: So what you're saying is that mauls just start having

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Speaker 1: And there's a huge opportunity here, as you said, like

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's celebrated by mathematically way more people.

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Speaker 1: I know, fucking Easter. But I think it's because people

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Speaker 3: Oh oh right, because all the Easter ship you do

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Speaker 3: I still remember this day. He fucking got that ship

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Speaker 1: I got one gift I think in an Easter basket

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Speaker 1: I still remember that being like, God damn.

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Speaker 3: Man, we were candy you guys.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, we were candy only Easter basket household. I think, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: Main thought was that it never occurred to me the

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Speaker 1: No, me, neither really before we started doing and I'm like.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, of course, why would this motherfucker be laying eggs? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And then you're like a hat on a hat, Like

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Speaker 3: What I'm saying is I'm entering this conversation with my

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm looking forward.

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Speaker 5: To being insufferable about it. This holiday season.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, you never know what he's gonna be.

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Speaker 6: She lays eggs, thank you, and you go to the dad.

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Speaker 3: You go, I'm sorry, sir, do you lay eggs?

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Speaker 3: And this doesn't get into a sticky domain about gender

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the Easter Bunny does have like a an it's

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Speaker 1: But sometimes you see this saying but sometimes not saying

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Speaker 3: Where like the motherfucker's dressed up looking like a dapper

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Speaker 1: Yes. And like rankin Bass has like tried to do

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Speaker 1: not what the zeitgeist wants the easter bunny. That's not

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Speaker 1: It's when humanity got their shit together or fell into

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Speaker 5: So some have said, wow, the Easter bunny has seen

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Speaker 3: Dan know, the Easter Bunny has been with us for

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Speaker 3: Way more into Christianity. If if they're like and thank

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Speaker 1: Well, I have a book for you that we're going

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Speaker 4: Not tied karmically to like your comeback as like a

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Speaker 4: Wait a second, Wait a second, I'm just realizing Jessica

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Speaker 3: Should that should be a rabbit?

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Speaker 5: She could No, No, she had she had God's son.

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Speaker 1: Like how how often were they you know, like was

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Speaker 1: to become canon if the Grims put it in their book.

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00:22:56,359 --> 00:22:59,479
Speaker 1: But so this is where people like jump in and

441
00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:04,199
Speaker 1: be like, actually, the idea that Ala Stray was a

442
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:08,199
Speaker 1: pagan goddess who is associated with rabbits was first quoted

443
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:12,399
Speaker 1: by this monk in the six hundreds, which is true,

444
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,200
Speaker 1: but it's like, I don't know, that's just one part,

445
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:20,600
Speaker 1: one piece of evidence that like there is this divine, pagan,

446
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:24,800
Speaker 1: feminine association with rabbits, so like they're just like cherry

447
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:28,400
Speaker 1: pegging one thing and trying to be like that there

448
00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:30,600
Speaker 1: got them. It's not a pagan ritual.

449
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:33,919
Speaker 5: Also, that one monk was weird and nobody liked him.

450
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:35,160
Speaker 3: Right, dude, what are you talking about?

451
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:40,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, throw his wine out.

452
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:46,720
Speaker 1: Also, Easter, the word Easter is related to estrus, which

453
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:51,719
Speaker 1: is a recurring period of sexual receptivity and fertility and

454
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:57,240
Speaker 1: female mammals. So it's like everything is like about women's cycles.

455
00:23:57,600 --> 00:24:00,560
Speaker 1: It's also a holiday that's not on a set day. Yeah,

456
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:05,960
Speaker 1: it's a holiday that is determined out. It's it's vibed

457
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:11,560
Speaker 1: out based on the lunar cycle. And also like the equinox,

458
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:15,520
Speaker 1: Like it couldn't be more feminine in Pagan, Like everything

459
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:19,760
Speaker 1: about this holiday is so like feminist in Pagan. It's

460
00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:23,200
Speaker 1: like we're uh, yeah, they're they're doing combination of lunar

461
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:27,120
Speaker 1: cycles in spring equinox, which I think their explanation is, like, well,

462
00:24:27,119 --> 00:24:32,080
Speaker 1: that's how Passover is determined, and Jesus probably died on Passover.

463
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:37,240
Speaker 1: But like, I don't know, that doesn't really make sense

464
00:24:37,359 --> 00:24:39,320
Speaker 1: or like that. That doesn't change the fact that you're

465
00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:41,960
Speaker 1: like looking at the lunar cycle to determine when your

466
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:43,440
Speaker 1: when your holiday.

467
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:44,520
Speaker 3: Is right right right right?

468
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:47,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, definitely, man. I want to know what the Easter

469
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:48,080
Speaker 4: bunny sign is?

470
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:50,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, very hit man.

471
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:53,800
Speaker 3: Hopefully it was born in the Year of the Rabbit. Yeah,

472
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:57,320
Speaker 3: so it just the Chinese zodio yeah yeah, yeah, hopefully

473
00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:59,840
Speaker 3: to overlap it's all waste.

474
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:03,040
Speaker 4: Guess technically, Well, I'm in my brain, I just went, well,

475
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:07,840
Speaker 4: the Easter is tends to be an aries, but also

476
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:10,159
Speaker 4: I'm like that now I'm just like Oh that's the

477
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:11,879
Speaker 4: that's the that's how the Easter Buddy's birthday.

478
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 5: So who knows.

479
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:13,760
Speaker 3: Yeahah, and I.

480
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:16,680
Speaker 5: Don't know enough about astrology to continue this rift, so.

481
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:19,640
Speaker 3: Let's go deeper. Yeah.

482
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:24,199
Speaker 1: Basically, my thesis on the whole like controversy around the

483
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:28,439
Speaker 1: origin of the Easter Bunny is like people are like,

484
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:31,920
Speaker 1: they're they're all these different examples of like pagan influence,

485
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:36,200
Speaker 1: where like bunnies are important. One of them seems maybe

486
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:37,840
Speaker 1: like a little bit weak, and that's the one that

487
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:42,320
Speaker 1: most often gets quoted on the internet, and so people

488
00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:45,480
Speaker 1: are like, so therefore it's not true. But there's not

489
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:49,439
Speaker 1: like an alternative explanation where they're like, and actually it

490
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:53,359
Speaker 1: came from this thing where like Jesus loved rabbits.

491
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:53,760
Speaker 3: Or you know what I mean.

492
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:57,439
Speaker 1: Like, they don't have an alternate explanation, so it's just

493
00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:02,960
Speaker 1: clearly an example of like the divine feminine, like for sure.

494
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:04,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, definitely.

495
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:08,159
Speaker 1: The first mention of bunny that lays eggs was I

496
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 1: think fifteen seventy two the Germans.

497
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:14,280
Speaker 4: Those freaky, those freaky fucks, some classic German show.

498
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:17,120
Speaker 3: Was it some fucking weird fairy tale that's some.

499
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:20,480
Speaker 1: Freaking it was pretty normal. They said, do not worry

500
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:23,679
Speaker 1: if the Easter bunny escapes you should we miss his eggs,

501
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:25,159
Speaker 1: we will cook the nest.

502
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:31,720
Speaker 3: Oh most German center. So this in this version it's

503
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:35,879
Speaker 3: his eggs. Oh yeah, they were already trying to things

504
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:39,880
Speaker 3: going wild. Wow.

505
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:42,760
Speaker 1: The Easter bunny then spreads to the US and the

506
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:46,520
Speaker 1: seventeen hundreds. I actually have a German friend who I

507
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:51,760
Speaker 1: talked to for this, and he says that, like, Easter

508
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:54,879
Speaker 1: is a huge holiday in Germany. Like it was funny

509
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:57,919
Speaker 1: because he didn't really like know what our traditionally. He's like,

510
00:26:57,920 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 1: it's crazy, like we die these eggs.

511
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:04,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, we do that too, go on what?

512
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:08,080
Speaker 1: But then they they also do an Easter egg hunt,

513
00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 1: but instead of putting the candy in plastic eggs, they

514
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,600
Speaker 1: just like put the candy out in the yard. But

515
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 1: they also have a thing that I really like, where

516
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:20,080
Speaker 1: after you die the eggs, you decorate a tree with them,

517
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:22,520
Speaker 1: and it's like not a Christmas tree, but like a

518
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:24,520
Speaker 1: different tree that you bring into your house.

519
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:25,760
Speaker 5: Like a dog wood or something.

520
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:27,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, nice little dog wood.

521
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:34,040
Speaker 3: Okay, so there's an Easter tree. Wow, I didn't do it.

522
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:38,040
Speaker 3: I also who just took their Christmas tree down, not

523
00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:44,400
Speaker 3: joking yesterday. Yeah, yeah, wow, and that's I love that

524
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,760
Speaker 3: was it was just became a daunting thing. And I

525
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 3: think our collective familial add was just.

526
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:55,960
Speaker 4: Like, ah, I feel you. I took my I took

527
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,479
Speaker 4: my outside lights down last weekend because I was just like,

528
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:00,320
Speaker 4: I was like, I can't.

529
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:02,119
Speaker 3: You should have been like, fuck, well it could have

530
00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:03,359
Speaker 3: been an easter tree.

531
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:07,639
Speaker 1: Which yeah, especially like you did you know he was

532
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:10,280
Speaker 1: saying that it's not a tree usually that has leaves

533
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:13,359
Speaker 1: on it, So okay, yeah, just a barren tree that

534
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:14,800
Speaker 1: you decorate with beautiful eggs.

535
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:15,400
Speaker 3: Yeah.

536
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:18,639
Speaker 1: There's also like a lot of like scholarly debate about

537
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:21,760
Speaker 1: like when they first started laying eggs and like why

538
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:24,520
Speaker 1: they lay eggs. I'm just gonna say, like it's a

539
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:28,720
Speaker 1: fertility symbol. Yeah, Like if America was symbolized by like

540
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:32,480
Speaker 1: a fighter jet sized bald eagle that like shit nuclear

541
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:35,399
Speaker 1: weapons and the explosions were like red, white, and blue,

542
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:38,760
Speaker 1: we wouldn't be like how'd they come up? It'd be like, yeah,

543
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:43,440
Speaker 1: that's we get it. Like the symbolism's a little a

544
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:46,640
Speaker 1: little heavy handed, but we we get it. You know.

545
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 1: I'm sure a bunch of different people got to the

546
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 1: rabbit laying eggs.

547
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:54,040
Speaker 4: You know, I'm liking the idea of, like in because

548
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:57,280
Speaker 4: Germany has a crompus and I've always thought that every

549
00:28:57,280 --> 00:29:00,160
Speaker 4: holiday should have a crompus, like a villain to go

550
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:03,560
Speaker 4: with it. Yeah, and I'm like just thinking of like

551
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:06,760
Speaker 4: an Easter krompas is just a fucked up dude rabbit

552
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:10,440
Speaker 4: burn like bone arat just whipping eggs at people.

553
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:10,960
Speaker 5: On the street.

554
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:13,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like that.

555
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's egging everybody.

556
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:19,080
Speaker 3: God, why or steals the eggs? I mean, you gotta

557
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:22,560
Speaker 3: steal kids, right because they fucking kill you man.

558
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:25,280
Speaker 1: You know. Yeah, we lift that quote Briank. We get

559
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:28,040
Speaker 1: Miles saying you gotta steal kids, You gotta steal kids,

560
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 1: and I go, I'll kill you man. Come on, you know,

561
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:49,960
Speaker 1: like these eggs they're cadgories. We've got Easter bunny alternatives

562
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:52,800
Speaker 1: in other parts of the world, uh, the Easter Bilby

563
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:57,240
Speaker 1: in Australia, where rabbits are considered pests. I also wonder

564
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:02,320
Speaker 1: this might high into like the whole sacred, feminine and

565
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:06,000
Speaker 1: like fertility thing, because in Australia, Easter is not a

566
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:09,720
Speaker 1: spring festival. You know, they're headed towards winter, and so

567
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:12,640
Speaker 1: it's no longer about fertility, and the bilby is not

568
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 1: a symbol of fertility. It was like brought in in

569
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:19,240
Speaker 1: the nineties as a symbol of conservation because they're actually

570
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:23,800
Speaker 1: endangered and the Easter like bunnies are the opposite. So

571
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 1: essentially they like they did create a reverse Eastern bunny.

572
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:30,800
Speaker 5: They did the the Easter bilby. Is that that's the

573
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:31,840
Speaker 5: krompus of Easter.

574
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 3: There you go.

575
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:36,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're really cute. I just looked them up and

576
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:37,320
Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, they kind.

577
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:44,160
Speaker 1: Of look bunnyh Yeah, they're endangered longs yeah.

578
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:46,520
Speaker 3: Oh hell yeah, yeah their gift bearing.

579
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:50,280
Speaker 1: Other gift bearing animals include the Easter cuckoo in Switzerland

580
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 1: and in some parts of Germany, the Easter fox in

581
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:58,960
Speaker 1: a Sweden or no in sorry, in some parts of Germany,

582
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:02,080
Speaker 1: the Easter fox sort of the Easter rooster leave eggs.

583
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:06,000
Speaker 1: In Sweden, it's an Easter witch who hails from an

584
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:10,520
Speaker 1: ancient cultural tradition. Uh the sweeten one is associated with

585
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:14,200
Speaker 1: witches due to the quote old belief that witches would

586
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:17,320
Speaker 1: fly to a German mountain the Thursday before Easter to

587
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:21,960
Speaker 1: cavort with Satan and then they visit you on the

588
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 1: way back.

589
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:25,479
Speaker 3: Uh, just got back from cavorting with Satan.

590
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:28,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, they just stopped by on their walk of shame.

591
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:34,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, Russia, it's dogs who lay the Easter eggs, which

592
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:37,560
Speaker 1: I don't I don't like that at all. That's fucking weird.

593
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:39,000
Speaker 3: Because I mean it's gonna look like they're taking a ship.

594
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly, you.

595
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:43,280
Speaker 3: Know, I mean like there's no, there's no I can

596
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:46,800
Speaker 3: already see it arched back. Yeah, all over the ground.

597
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:51,240
Speaker 1: Not good egg and then a beautiful egg, a beautiful flower.

598
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:54,000
Speaker 3: Don't touch that. Don't touch that, don't touch that. You know,

599
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:57,120
Speaker 3: they probably swallowed that thing came out the other end.

600
00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:58,160
Speaker 4: Uh.

601
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:01,000
Speaker 1: The Easter Bunny became a commercial power house thanks largely

602
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:05,400
Speaker 1: to German American candy maker Robert Strucker, who created a

603
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:09,360
Speaker 1: five foot tall, solid chocolate rabbit in eighteen ninety to

604
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:12,920
Speaker 1: popularize smaller versions of his new Easter sweets born of

605
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:16,440
Speaker 1: the German tradition. It reportedly weighed four hundred to five

606
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:20,720
Speaker 1: hundred pounds and would cost ten thousand dollars today to make.

607
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:25,480
Speaker 1: And obviously it totally worked. But obviously at a certain

608
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:28,880
Speaker 1: point they started making the bunnies out of hollowed out chocolate.

609
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 1: It almost certainly as a money saving measure. I will say,

610
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:37,680
Speaker 1: there's something about the sensory experience of biting off a

611
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:41,360
Speaker 1: hollow bunny ear. Yes, that is unbeautiful to me. Like

612
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:43,959
Speaker 1: even though that was like probably an attempt to like

613
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:47,920
Speaker 1: save money, I am a fan of the hollow bunnies.

614
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 3: What about you, guys?

615
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:52,160
Speaker 4: I love them, and you have to start with the ear, right,

616
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:54,120
Speaker 4: I feel like that was always like.

617
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:57,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, you always you trim the ears off your psychopath dude.

618
00:32:57,240 --> 00:33:02,680
Speaker 3: My grandfather Yeah, oh my god.

619
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:04,480
Speaker 5: If somebody just want to ask first.

620
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 3: You're looking at the ear and they go, no.

621
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:14,960
Speaker 5: God, damn my grandfather. I remember one year jokingly bit

622
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:17,600
Speaker 5: off the easter bunny ears of me and my brother's

623
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:22,160
Speaker 5: Easter like hollow easter bunnies, and we were inconsolable.

624
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I feel so bad.

625
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:25,160
Speaker 1: I know.

626
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:28,120
Speaker 4: Look, he had World War two to process, so like

627
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:31,840
Speaker 4: I understand that now it was I think he was PTSD.

628
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:34,520
Speaker 3: That back then for those that didn't exist for them,

629
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:40,400
Speaker 3: everyone who was in World War two Korea GTS what what?

630
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:43,040
Speaker 1: No, man, I just I'm just someone who sure likes

631
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 1: to drink. Yeah, I don't want to be me. Yeah,

632
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:49,680
Speaker 1: And I don't want to be home ever. No, no, no, no,

633
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:51,040
Speaker 1: I don't want to be around you guys.

634
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:52,360
Speaker 3: And I'm gonna keep drinking.

635
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:56,240
Speaker 5: I'm just gonna drive and sleep in my own bed, yes, absolutely,

636
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 5: and eat the bunny ears off of my all of

637
00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:00,680
Speaker 5: my grandkids.

638
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:01,320
Speaker 1: Yeah.

639
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 3: I think it is. It's just like the I think

640
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:05,479
Speaker 3: it's also because like as a kid, you look at

641
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:08,279
Speaker 3: you do this thing is fucking substantial. Yeah, yeah, and

642
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:10,360
Speaker 3: then it's like, oh, it's like I think it's just

643
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 3: sort of like the juxtaposition of it seeming like it's

644
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:16,120
Speaker 3: wrapped in foil. You carefully take the foil off just

645
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:19,000
Speaker 3: for a nice little yeah, and it comes together.

646
00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:21,120
Speaker 1: It's just like breaks into shards.

647
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:21,759
Speaker 3: Yeah.

648
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:26,360
Speaker 1: And then melt y you want to tease shardslty shards

649
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:27,479
Speaker 1: anywhere else in my life?

650
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:27,759
Speaker 2: Don't.

651
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:36,800
Speaker 1: No, Delicious, they could. But other Halloween candy that is classic.

652
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:37,239
Speaker 2: Uh.

653
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:41,200
Speaker 1: We We've talked about the cawberry eggs miles out of

654
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:45,520
Speaker 1: bizarre opinion that the candy shells are fine, Uh, as

655
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:46,680
Speaker 1: good as the guy.

656
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:49,399
Speaker 3: You know what it's you know what it is. It's

657
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:54,240
Speaker 3: sugar crack it's because of the fucking commercial with that freaky.

658
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:57,120
Speaker 5: Oh that commercial was upsetting.

659
00:34:57,360 --> 00:35:00,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I think that really it was like it

660
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:03,280
Speaker 3: felt like I was watching like David Lynch's like Naked

661
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:06,080
Speaker 3: Lunch for the first time or something.

662
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:08,320
Speaker 1: Which watch by the canonically Miles.

663
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:11,920
Speaker 3: Head was the very first one I saw, and my

664
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:16,640
Speaker 3: Naked Lunch like within the year right after Wow, Like

665
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 3: my dad like was like we saw a razor Head

666
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:20,959
Speaker 3: and Naked Lunch in the same weekend. But I remember

667
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:23,359
Speaker 3: there's like when the Chicken there's like that chicken ship

668
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:28,080
Speaker 3: dancing thing that for whatever reason, I connect the Cadbury

669
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:31,440
Speaker 3: Bunny to that moment. It's like really disorienting for me.

670
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 3: And I think then it was like an egg and

671
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 3: it had the Yoki ship. I'm like, this is all

672
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 3: to Lynching.

673
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:42,919
Speaker 4: Yeah, he probably loved that commercial. I wish I could

674
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:47,560
Speaker 4: have seen David Lynch see, like Berry Bunny just phenomenal.

675
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:58,600
Speaker 6: It lays eggs. Yeah, yeah, exactly beautiful. That is the

676
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:00,759
Speaker 6: most fucking.

677
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:03,239
Speaker 3: You're looking at a very unusual kind of egg from

678
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:07,080
Speaker 3: Cadberry that's only around till Eastern It shell is pure

679
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:12,439
Speaker 3: Cadberry milk chocolate. I'm getting so horny for that.

680
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:16,839
Speaker 1: Because it has like a yolk too. This is what

681
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:19,640
Speaker 1: fucked me up is the yellow too, and it looks

682
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:21,919
Speaker 1: the the yolk looks like a different consistency.

683
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:24,560
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah it is. And then you eat it and

684
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:26,320
Speaker 3: then you're like this and I don't know, and I

685
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:27,440
Speaker 3: guess that's the thing is like I don't know what

686
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:29,120
Speaker 3: the fuck is supposed to taste like it's a fucking

687
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 3: up egg. Yeah, and then it's just like straight nondescript sugar.

688
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:34,239
Speaker 3: It just yeah, sorry, I really like that.

689
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:37,640
Speaker 1: Like that commercial is one of the most iconic Easter

690
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:40,120
Speaker 1: bunnies for me because it's just straight for it. It's

691
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:42,960
Speaker 1: a bunny. It lay eggs and then like that and

692
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:49,000
Speaker 1: it's gone, yeah, like chicken do you do you guys?

693
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,600
Speaker 1: Fuck with peeps. I'm not a huge peep fan.

694
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:52,640
Speaker 3: Disgusting.

695
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 1: I feel like Easter is just kind of sucking it up,

696
00:36:55,800 --> 00:37:00,080
Speaker 1: like in turn, like they whoever is It's like it's

697
00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:04,719
Speaker 1: like a like sports franchise that is like run by

698
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:07,719
Speaker 1: bad management and you're just like they always make like

699
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:09,160
Speaker 1: bad choices.

700
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:11,160
Speaker 3: Like all in on on peeps.

701
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like they did a big Easter bunny movie and

702
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:17,880
Speaker 1: it was they cast Russell brand.

703
00:37:18,239 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 4: So it's very La Chargers. You're right, yeah, has realized

704
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 4: what is this? Yeah, yeah, peeps are I remember remember

705
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:32,600
Speaker 4: knowing that if you put one in a microwave they

706
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 4: get real big and yeah yeah that they expand the microwave.

707
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:40,960
Speaker 4: They look like they're going to explode.

708
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:41,800
Speaker 3: That's fun.

709
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:44,000
Speaker 5: But yeah, the candy is not great.

710
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:47,760
Speaker 4: I think the best Easter candy is the RECs cup

711
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:50,520
Speaker 4: that is egg shaped. It's like, yeah, yeah, because I

712
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:52,200
Speaker 4: think the the ratio of.

713
00:37:53,080 --> 00:38:01,600
Speaker 1: Egg Yeah, yeah, I think that's the right the ratio.

714
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:06,560
Speaker 1: That's the best peanut buttered chocolate ratio that Receis has achieved.

715
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:11,360
Speaker 5: Yes, the a yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's my favorite.

716
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:11,839
Speaker 5: M hmm.

717
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:15,040
Speaker 1: Moving on, so they were like, we need to get

718
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:18,399
Speaker 1: our Eastern numbers up. We're gonna get Easter bunnies out

719
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:21,160
Speaker 1: there like mal Santa's in the nineteen forties, in the

720
00:38:21,239 --> 00:38:25,319
Speaker 1: nineteen fifties. Some of the appearances, they look like kind

721
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:29,239
Speaker 1: of modern Eastern bunnies, just in black and white, and

722
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:31,960
Speaker 1: some of them look like they got deleted from the

723
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:36,200
Speaker 1: ring video for being too accursive. I'm just gonna put

724
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:38,080
Speaker 1: a couple of these in the chat for you.

725
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:41,919
Speaker 5: Oh, I'm excited to see these. I love a heart

726
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:43,720
Speaker 5: the one Marble Easter Bunny.

727
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:48,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, the one with just like the like the porcelain mask.

728
00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:51,160
Speaker 3: It's like a porcelain mask on top of like ice

729
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:51,879
Speaker 3: one I've seen.

730
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:53,440
Speaker 5: That's horrifying.

731
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 1: And then this one is also just oh it looks

732
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:02,759
Speaker 1: like they were like, okay, make the Easter Bunny look

733
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:07,319
Speaker 1: like Vincent Dinafrio's character in uh right before he kills

734
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:08,840
Speaker 1: himself in full metal jacket.

735
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:09,120
Speaker 3: Yeah.

736
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:13,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, like Jack Mason's character in The Shining Yeah,

737
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,480
Speaker 1: like it would you.

738
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:19,440
Speaker 4: Like to play a game find my eggs there's a key.

739
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:23,080
Speaker 3: Inside or it's just so sinister. It just feels fucking

740
00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:28,400
Speaker 3: like it really is. I shot Sooners film.

741
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:34,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's horrifying. Oh man, Yeah, they are very

742
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:37,799
Speaker 4: They're upsetting often, and honestly, I made a lot of

743
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:40,560
Speaker 4: children cry when I was all Easter Bunny, like do.

744
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:43,920
Speaker 3: You think yeah, oh, I'm sure right, But that costume

745
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,560
Speaker 3: Muran was like fine, it didn't It wasn't like these.

746
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:48,840
Speaker 1: It just looks like a bit of stuffed bunny.

747
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 5: Yes, compared to these totally leagues better.

748
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 3: Absolutely, Yeah. It's it's like I wonder if like Disney

749
00:39:57,440 --> 00:39:59,200
Speaker 3: changed the game to be like, now you guys are

750
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:03,239
Speaker 3: fucking up of like character costumes. These are all fucking terrifying.

751
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:05,640
Speaker 3: Yeah you know what I mean, because like Disney has

752
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:07,799
Speaker 3: like the one, like those characters, like those big cos.

753
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 3: I wonder if that like subtly changed how people saw like, oh, yeah,

754
00:40:11,239 --> 00:40:13,560
Speaker 3: these gotta look real cute, rather than like, I don't know,

755
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:16,480
Speaker 3: it's fucking bunny, but it looks like it's angry.

756
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 1: All the soul has been removed through the back of

757
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:23,879
Speaker 1: its head and it's like a serial killer, you know.

758
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:26,080
Speaker 3: It's like inside of this thing. Also, shout out to

759
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:28,840
Speaker 3: that chair, like that Ritan woven chair that I had.

760
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,359
Speaker 1: A nice one. Shout us a little girl who's just

761
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:33,600
Speaker 1: making the best of it, big smile on her face.

762
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:36,040
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, I always think of that pit, that

763
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:38,840
Speaker 3: chair in the context of that Huey Newton portrait. Yeah,

764
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:41,640
Speaker 3: you know, he's got the like, but this is like

765
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:44,800
Speaker 3: the Easter Bunny just like ah yeah.

766
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:48,960
Speaker 1: There's also really no widely accepted lore behind the Easter Bunny,

767
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:52,839
Speaker 1: like whether like does she keep a naughty list like

768
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 1: Santa who makes all the chocolate. There's this article from

769
00:40:57,160 --> 00:41:01,759
Speaker 1: nineteen fifty three, where one of your felt performers, what

770
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:06,440
Speaker 1: are your fellow Easter bunny Thespians recalled like having a

771
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:08,960
Speaker 1: last minute panic when she realized that she had no

772
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:11,520
Speaker 1: fucking clue like what the Easter Bunny was supposed to

773
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:14,440
Speaker 1: say to kids? It was like, I don't know, man, Like,

774
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:18,560
Speaker 1: fuck off, say what gesus?

775
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:18,680
Speaker 4: Like?

776
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:22,680
Speaker 1: Eventually I just settled on, like what's your favorite egg color?

777
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:24,240
Speaker 5: That's hilarious.

778
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:26,120
Speaker 4: I mean that's like the best she could do. At

779
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:28,800
Speaker 4: our Easter Bunny orientation. They said, you do not speak

780
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:30,800
Speaker 4: to the children. You do not speak.

781
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:31,719
Speaker 3: That's amazing.

782
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, we were well talk. We do a lot

783
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:36,920
Speaker 5: of like mugging, and then we would like do a

784
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:37,720
Speaker 5: lot of shushing.

785
00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:41,720
Speaker 4: We would shush them is how you put a silent shush.

786
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 4: And then often because I had several kids that would

787
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:45,560
Speaker 4: come up and they'd be like, I can see your

788
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:48,320
Speaker 4: face and you were supposed to cover the mouth of

789
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:49,080
Speaker 4: the costume and.

790
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:52,480
Speaker 3: Go like right, yeah, embarrassed.

791
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, which isn't closing yourself into the darkest darkness

792
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:56,600
Speaker 4: that you've ever seen.

793
00:41:57,719 --> 00:42:02,239
Speaker 3: God make it real for the kids. Kids like, oh

794
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:03,879
Speaker 3: you can see my face, I see I can see

795
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:04,600
Speaker 3: where you sleep.

796
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:04,960
Speaker 2: At night.

797
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:08,359
Speaker 4: No, no, yeah, exactly why did they tell you to

798
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:09,400
Speaker 4: shush the kids?

799
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:13,000
Speaker 5: I think just to stop asking them, to stop asking questions, just.

800
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:17,719
Speaker 1: Like, are you real? Shuck the f up?

801
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:21,320
Speaker 4: Don't think about it too much, don't.

802
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 3: I don't do that. I don't. I'm going to get

803
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:25,440
Speaker 3: out of the hospital.

804
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 4: I can't.

805
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:29,360
Speaker 3: I have zero power.

806
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:29,759
Speaker 5: I think.

807
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:32,560
Speaker 1: I think I just have a kat silence.

808
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, look, k it, I just got a chloaka. That's all.

809
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:38,680
Speaker 1: I just going to go shout out some colorful eggs.

810
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:42,440
Speaker 3: That's all I got. But I don't know what you want.

811
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:45,120
Speaker 1: All these bunnies eyes are on the front of their

812
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:49,200
Speaker 1: face like predators. Yeah, like, whereas real bunnies have them

813
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 1: on the side. They're very you know them terrified.

814
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:54,840
Speaker 5: Yeah.

815
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:58,799
Speaker 1: So, as mentioned ranking in Bass, the company behind classics

816
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 1: like Rudolph and Frost, tried to work their TV special

817
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:07,280
Speaker 1: magic on the Easter Bunny multiple times, with far less success.

818
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:12,799
Speaker 1: Nineteen seventy one's Here Comes Peter Cottontail, which floated the

819
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:16,600
Speaker 1: theory that there are many Easter Bunnies and one chief

820
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:21,000
Speaker 1: Easter Bunny that nobody remembers that right, Like, you guys know.

821
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 3: I had no idea was Peter Cottontail always an Easter

822
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:27,800
Speaker 3: rabbit character. I just remember the idea of a rabbit

823
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:28,680
Speaker 3: called Peter Cott.

824
00:43:28,719 --> 00:43:31,520
Speaker 1: I think they were like like holder rapping the Yeah,

825
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:36,120
Speaker 1: they're collapsing all the rabbit bunny universes as long as

826
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 1: they could get away with it while purposes. So that

827
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:44,400
Speaker 1: one also had January q Irontail, a Nazi coated rabbit

828
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:47,239
Speaker 1: who wants to ruin Easter for children as revenge for

829
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:50,600
Speaker 1: a child who roller skated over his tail, forcing him

830
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:52,480
Speaker 1: to wear a prosthetic iron one.

831
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:55,480
Speaker 3: Oh, this motherfucker is hit like with the hair and everything.

832
00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:59,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, they just made him look like Hitler and the

833
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:03,040
Speaker 1: stop motion like looks good on this, Like I had

834
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:06,760
Speaker 1: no idea this existed. Like I know, I don't remember

835
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:11,280
Speaker 1: ever seeing like the Rudolph or the you know, Frosty Specials.

836
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:13,120
Speaker 1: But when I see a screen cap from them ever

837
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:16,120
Speaker 1: it's still from them, I'm like, oh, yeah, I've seen this.

838
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:19,239
Speaker 1: I know this, like this is yeah, this one is

839
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:20,319
Speaker 1: just completely for.

840
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:24,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, this I have zero recollection of it. I'm

841
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:26,400
Speaker 4: fascinated to see this though.

842
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:29,160
Speaker 1: I know from nineteen seventy one, doesn't that look pretty

843
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:30,480
Speaker 1: good for nineteen seventy one.

844
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:33,440
Speaker 3: Is it like did they get like canceled or something?

845
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:35,520
Speaker 3: Is it like bad? And like so it just doesn't

846
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:37,680
Speaker 3: like they're like, yeah, we actually don't even show that

847
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:38,600
Speaker 3: shit anymore. No.

848
00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:43,920
Speaker 1: I think just nobody gave a yeah care man, bring

849
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:47,960
Speaker 1: me alone. The First Easter Rabbit in nineteen seventy six

850
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:51,080
Speaker 1: about how the Easter Bunny was once a stuffed toy

851
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:54,240
Speaker 1: who was given to a girl for Christmas. The girl

852
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:57,320
Speaker 1: catches scarlet fever and the mom is instructed to burn

853
00:44:57,480 --> 00:45:02,400
Speaker 1: all her things, including her bunny. Uh really like dark

854
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:05,000
Speaker 1: this one. His eyes are touching in the front like

855
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:09,880
Speaker 1: he's that's how sinister he is. Apex Predator then Apex Predator. Wow,

856
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:12,719
Speaker 1: the two front eyes are touching like a cyclops.

857
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:14,480
Speaker 3: You don't you don't need to give a fuck about

858
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:15,840
Speaker 3: anything except for what's in front of you.

859
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:20,040
Speaker 5: Okay, Wow, here comes Peter cottontail movie.

860
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:22,600
Speaker 4: The entire thing is on YouTube available, by the way,

861
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:24,960
Speaker 4: so I know what doing after this?

862
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:27,879
Speaker 3: I feel like a lot of those like Ross, what's

863
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:30,040
Speaker 3: it called bank? What's what's that company called?

864
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:30,279
Speaker 1: Again?

865
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:33,440
Speaker 3: Ran ranking in Bass. There's like a lot of Japanese

866
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:36,200
Speaker 3: people were working on that ship too, Like for character.

867
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:37,879
Speaker 1: Right, like they did get a job.

868
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:43,160
Speaker 3: That's just no. Ky Kasham was the voicip Peter Kattent

869
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:47,000
Speaker 3: in that one? Was he really he was eating with

870
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:52,000
Speaker 3: bro That motherfucker got all the voice gig like voice

871
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:55,120
Speaker 3: gigs in that era. Probably, yeah, but we do all

872
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:55,600
Speaker 3: of course.

873
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:59,760
Speaker 1: Remember nineteen seventy seven's the Easter Bunny is Coming to Town.

874
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:02,640
Speaker 1: They were like, I don't know, man, can we just

875
00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:05,319
Speaker 1: like make a sequel to Santa Claus Is Coming to Town?

876
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:06,000
Speaker 3: Oh God?

877
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:10,720
Speaker 1: Also hosted by Fred Astaire's male carrier character, all about

878
00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:13,720
Speaker 1: the history of the Easter Bunny and his jolly hobo friend.

879
00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:16,600
Speaker 3: Oh like that that dude with a hat who was like, hey, kid,

880
00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:19,759
Speaker 3: show we did Wow.

881
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:22,400
Speaker 1: I honestly believe, like over and over they're like, we

882
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:25,160
Speaker 1: don't know what's wrong, and they always make it a boy.

883
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:30,480
Speaker 1: He just like will not give the idea that it's

884
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:35,920
Speaker 1: a woman or you know, yeah, a female female female

885
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:39,640
Speaker 1: man where all the females at Easter Bunny is easter.

886
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:43,200
Speaker 3: That's we gotta do is get the man poison the manisphere.

887
00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:45,719
Speaker 3: So people go like, man, this is actually these are

888
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:49,200
Speaker 3: female traits I'm seeing from the buddy y'all keep this

889
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:51,879
Speaker 3: away from your kids. This should be a female.

890
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:57,920
Speaker 1: Twenty eleven's hop is probably the Nadier for the Easter Bunny.

891
00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:02,440
Speaker 1: It's a movie in which Russell Brand plays the Easter

892
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:06,680
Speaker 1: Bunny son, who's like about to inherit the throne, but

893
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:10,560
Speaker 1: runs away because he's more interested in drumming than delivering

894
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:14,840
Speaker 1: chocolate to children. A key plot point involves him auditioning

895
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:21,120
Speaker 1: for David Hasselhoff for his band. It's like, it's unclear, Yeah,

896
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:23,759
Speaker 1: I mean he's playing. I think maybe they're They were like,

897
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:27,360
Speaker 1: we get like David Letterman as like you know, he

898
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:29,680
Speaker 1: can audition for like a late night show, and they're

899
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:33,480
Speaker 1: like no, no, fuck, no, weird.

900
00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:37,600
Speaker 4: I know nothing about this movie at all either. Oh,

901
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:38,799
Speaker 4: James Marsden's in it.

902
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:42,120
Speaker 1: This is one that like was in the rotation of

903
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:46,400
Speaker 1: children's movies when you know my kids, Yeah, when I

904
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:48,759
Speaker 1: when I had kids. So I have seen parts of

905
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:51,520
Speaker 1: this and it's yeah, it's a James Marsden joint. It

906
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:55,279
Speaker 1: was like where James Marsden got his wacky sidekick to

907
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:59,640
Speaker 1: animated character that's not really there, chops that he would

908
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:01,560
Speaker 1: go on display in the Sonic movies.

909
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:05,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was like this bunny hopped so Sonic could

910
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:05,880
Speaker 4: run My got it?

911
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:08,280
Speaker 1: Okay, cool, But I feel like, in the same way

912
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:11,080
Speaker 1: that they had to make all priests boys to like

913
00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:14,960
Speaker 1: overcompensate for the erasure of the divine feminine and the

914
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:18,520
Speaker 1: Catholic Church, they had to create an affront to feminine

915
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:22,680
Speaker 1: divinity by casting Russell fucking brand as the Easter Bunny.

916
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:24,520
Speaker 5: That's so crazy.

917
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:26,279
Speaker 3: Oh shit. I like that it takes place in the

918
00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:29,319
Speaker 3: valley though the bunny runs away to Hollywood, just ends

919
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:29,879
Speaker 3: up in Van.

920
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:34,560
Speaker 5: Just getting tacos.

921
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:39,719
Speaker 3: I love that Welcome Man, Welcome Dudel is great, dude, fireworks.

922
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:44,040
Speaker 1: The Easter Bunny does show up in the Santa Claus too.

923
00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:48,680
Speaker 1: It's unclear if he was another regular guy that accidentally

924
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:50,400
Speaker 1: killed the previous Easter Bunny or not.

925
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:54,840
Speaker 3: But is it a person in a suit? Oh yeah,

926
00:48:55,360 --> 00:49:00,520
Speaker 3: terrifying Jesus Christ. It looks like a retired football player.

927
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:05,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, Easter Bunny is like kind of big again, eyes

928
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:08,040
Speaker 1: right at the front of their head, but like tiny

929
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:09,160
Speaker 1: little eyes, you know.

930
00:49:09,239 --> 00:49:11,880
Speaker 3: I like how in the Santa Claus is we go

931
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:15,360
Speaker 3: diverse and it's it's Tracy Morgan. Wow.

932
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:16,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, little.

933
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:18,680
Speaker 3: It looks a little offensive. I'm not gonna lie. I

934
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:20,279
Speaker 3: don't know what to feel about this ship.

935
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:24,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, Easter Bunny just makes me feel real weird in

936
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:25,839
Speaker 4: every ineration.

937
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:28,600
Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't know, there's one I like it.

938
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:31,600
Speaker 3: Maybe just yeah it could because it's all weird freaky

939
00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:36,200
Speaker 3: man or like weird masculine, hulking figure bodies.

940
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:39,759
Speaker 1: Yea, because that's to be real baby Lola Bunny. You

941
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:44,040
Speaker 1: know what I mean, you're connecting with Lola Bunny. I

942
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:48,359
Speaker 1: think is that you recognize there's something correct there.

943
00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:52,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not in the front of Jesus Christ. That's right,

944
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:55,200
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, It's a testament to his perfection.

945
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:57,800
Speaker 5: I'm going to start.

946
00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:00,680
Speaker 4: I'm going to commission somebody to do Lola Bun the

947
00:50:00,719 --> 00:50:04,040
Speaker 4: Easter art of just her and like a virginal Mary out.

948
00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, like Lola Bunny.

949
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:09,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, and like a Midsummer outfit, just like and that's

950
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:10,600
Speaker 4: what we should actually be.

951
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:17,799
Speaker 5: Sad, yes, that it exists on d V and art

952
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:18,600
Speaker 5: somewhere right now.

953
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:22,600
Speaker 3: I guarantee that's a sad thing. People have made Lola

954
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:25,920
Speaker 3: Bunny be and do everything I know, Yeah, I feel

955
00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:31,560
Speaker 3: bad for her and do everything. I'm sorry I know

956
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:33,720
Speaker 3: the Internet.

957
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:35,879
Speaker 5: It's true. I mean, what's what's that movie with the.

958
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:43,160
Speaker 4: Just Mabon's the Fox and then there's the cop Rabbitto Zootopia.

959
00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:45,600
Speaker 4: I remember seeing the first z Utopia and being like,

960
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:49,799
Speaker 4: oh no, this is too horny. The Internet's gonna the

961
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:51,800
Speaker 4: Internet is gonna be real weird about this.

962
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:53,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure enough.

963
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:59,239
Speaker 5: Don't look, yeah, don't look at U. It's it's bad, sad.

964
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:07,600
Speaker 3: Porn. Miles of the company Computer Jack, I can doe.

965
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:08,080
Speaker 3: I weren't.

966
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:12,719
Speaker 1: So there's a number of Christians that seem to be

967
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:13,640
Speaker 1: pretty pissed.

968
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:17,040
Speaker 5: Wow, I told you, dude, be careful.

969
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:21,399
Speaker 1: Miles just loosened to his collar and his eyebrows are

970
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:22,479
Speaker 1: waggling up and down.

971
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:23,600
Speaker 5: It's bad.

972
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:29,520
Speaker 1: As mentioned, Christians seem to be a little bit pissed

973
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:33,520
Speaker 1: off that the bunny has distracted everyone from Jesus on

974
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:37,359
Speaker 1: his second most special day. Here's some headlines. Easter is

975
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:41,160
Speaker 1: not about the bunny perspective from a children's minister. It's

976
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:45,400
Speaker 1: not about the bunny from family faith builders. Beware of

977
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:50,240
Speaker 1: the bunny. The dark origins of Easter's symbols from life,

978
00:51:50,239 --> 00:51:54,359
Speaker 1: hope and truth. So one way they've chosen to try

979
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:58,120
Speaker 1: to battle, that is, with articles like that on the internet.

980
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:02,640
Speaker 1: But they've also a different approach, and there's been a

981
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:05,760
Speaker 1: number of awkward attempts to try to bring more focus

982
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:09,280
Speaker 1: back on Jesus by creating children's books about how Christ

983
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:12,719
Speaker 1: was friends with the Easter Bunny, because that is, honestly, like,

984
00:52:13,239 --> 00:52:16,719
Speaker 1: if they're going to argue that the Easter Bunny is

985
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:20,120
Speaker 1: not like pagan in origin, you need to create a

986
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:23,000
Speaker 1: mythology where Jesus is just homies with the Easter Bunny.

987
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:24,759
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

988
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:27,239
Speaker 3: I love how they Christians always have to do this shit,

989
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:30,120
Speaker 3: like because kids ask questions and like, fuck, what am

990
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:32,560
Speaker 3: I supposed to say? They don't exist? Like when they're like, yeah,

991
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:35,560
Speaker 3: Jesus and dinosaurs, Yeah yeah, that was a good thing.

992
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:37,400
Speaker 3: I remember they told me in Lutheran school, and not

993
00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:39,719
Speaker 3: that they were saying, but they're like, yeah, of course

994
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:42,879
Speaker 3: Jesus knew about the dinosaurs type shit. I'm like, all right,

995
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:46,239
Speaker 3: wrote around on yeah yeah, and now they're like, oh, yeah,

996
00:52:46,239 --> 00:52:49,279
Speaker 3: the Easter Bunny and Christ were fucking m yeah yeah.

997
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:53,000
Speaker 1: Twenty twenty three there was the Easter Bunny meets Jesus.

998
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:57,040
Speaker 1: But twenty twenty four we really start getting places with

999
00:52:57,160 --> 00:52:59,760
Speaker 1: the story of the First Easter Bunny. And it begins

1000
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:02,600
Speaker 1: with the revelation that the Easter Bunny's mother is dying,

1001
00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:05,879
Speaker 1: and the Easter Bunny is like in her room with her.

1002
00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:09,960
Speaker 1: There's like pictures on the wall and like frames there.

1003
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:14,040
Speaker 1: He's looking out a like modern window next to like

1004
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:18,040
Speaker 1: a modern cup of coffee next to the bed. And

1005
00:53:18,719 --> 00:53:20,800
Speaker 1: we soon learned that it's supposed to be a D

1006
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:24,040
Speaker 1: thirty three. And the Easter Bunny goes in search of

1007
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:27,000
Speaker 1: Jesus to heal his mom. He's like calls him up

1008
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:31,520
Speaker 1: on his iPhone or whatever. Uh, And the Easter Bunny

1009
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:36,000
Speaker 1: is president at the Last Supper and he's crucifixion book.

1010
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:40,000
Speaker 1: This is a children's book. We got to get this,

1011
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:46,360
Speaker 1: the story of the First Easter Bunny. Oh of the

1012
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:50,080
Speaker 1: First Easter Bunny. Ah, okay, okay, thank you God.

1013
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:53,200
Speaker 3: His ass. This is goofy as fuck.

1014
00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:54,879
Speaker 5: This is.

1015
00:53:56,480 --> 00:54:01,760
Speaker 3: This motherfucker is like hopping around in Jerusalem and shit.

1016
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:07,560
Speaker 1: What he's just there on his knees next to Mary Magdalen.

1017
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:09,239
Speaker 1: Is Jesus is being crucified.

1018
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:14,600
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1019
00:54:14,719 --> 00:54:17,200
Speaker 1: When Jesus rises from his tomb, the Easter Bunny is

1020
00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:21,080
Speaker 1: right there with Mary, Mother of God, waiting for him

1021
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:22,520
Speaker 1: to heal her.

1022
00:54:23,239 --> 00:54:25,640
Speaker 5: Wow. Holy shit.

1023
00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:28,800
Speaker 1: And when Jesus rises from the tomb, the Easter Bunny

1024
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:32,680
Speaker 1: is waiting there with his with his sick mom being like,

1025
00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:34,640
Speaker 1: hey man, where you been?

1026
00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:34,960
Speaker 3: Bro?

1027
00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:38,120
Speaker 1: So I know you said that you were gonna help

1028
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:44,240
Speaker 1: me out, Like doesn't even isn't even like whoa dude?

1029
00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:45,440
Speaker 3: I thought you were done?

1030
00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:45,759
Speaker 1: Bro?

1031
00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:48,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, can you give me a minute?

1032
00:54:47,719 --> 00:54:48,959
Speaker 3: Hey?

1033
00:54:49,239 --> 00:54:52,359
Speaker 1: Like I said, the first thing that Jesus sees coming

1034
00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:55,960
Speaker 1: out of the tomb is someone being like, hey, uh,

1035
00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:59,560
Speaker 1: you actually owe me an email back on this thing.

1036
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:02,600
Speaker 5: Exactly, just bumping it, bumping it please.

1037
00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:05,600
Speaker 1: Just wanted to circle back on the sick mom thing.

1038
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:09,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, these this book is in sh oh my god.

1039
00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:11,800
Speaker 3: Wow.

1040
00:55:12,239 --> 00:55:14,800
Speaker 1: The author tried to make it sound like he had

1041
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:17,640
Speaker 1: written the book as like an act of revenge. He

1042
00:55:17,719 --> 00:55:20,880
Speaker 1: said he wrote it to quote strike back at the

1043
00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:24,279
Speaker 1: secular culture which is always trying its best to de

1044
00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:28,920
Speaker 1: christianize our holidays, always trying to give children worldly messages,

1045
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:34,760
Speaker 1: de christianize holidays that have existed since eight thousand years

1046
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:36,959
Speaker 1: before ancient Egypt.

1047
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:40,359
Speaker 3: Trying just trying to de christianize everything. When you're trying

1048
00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:42,719
Speaker 3: to do that Honestly, bro, the story is kind of

1049
00:55:42,719 --> 00:55:47,080
Speaker 3: fucking stupid. And you thought this was going to help out. Yeah, okay, yeah,

1050
00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:50,080
Speaker 3: showed them, showed them. I wrote a children's book that's

1051
00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:51,080
Speaker 3: completely made up.

1052
00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:56,120
Speaker 4: I'm just I'm just like imagining, within what like ten years,

1053
00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:59,440
Speaker 4: we're going to have people that like they believe that

1054
00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:02,799
Speaker 4: this is your origin. They'd be like, yeah, of course, right,

1055
00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:06,160
Speaker 4: the Easter Bunny was that the Garden of ye.

1056
00:56:07,719 --> 00:56:08,319
Speaker 1: Apostles?

1057
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:13,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, exactly. Mary still is not part of the Apostles.

1058
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:18,360
Speaker 4: She will not be counted, right. It's got a buddy

1059
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:21,600
Speaker 4: in there now instead. That's wow, man.

1060
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:24,160
Speaker 3: I'm surprised you don't have like a new shroud of

1061
00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:25,799
Speaker 3: turin where they're like, this is the one that the

1062
00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:27,239
Speaker 3: Easter Bunny had on too.

1063
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:30,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're multiple shrouds his cotton tail.

1064
00:56:31,719 --> 00:56:31,959
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1065
00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:33,920
Speaker 4: How did the Easter Buddy and Judas get along? I

1066
00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:35,920
Speaker 4: want to know what their relationship was? Like?

1067
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:38,760
Speaker 1: He has kind of a troubled look at the last Supper,

1068
00:56:39,239 --> 00:56:42,880
Speaker 1: Like he kind of looks like someone who's watching a

1069
00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:48,680
Speaker 1: like alcoholic family member, like drink, you know, kind of

1070
00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:50,719
Speaker 1: his face is like a little bit of gas.

1071
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:53,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, because is that Judas at the end of the table,

1072
00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:54,840
Speaker 3: kind of being like I don't.

1073
00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:59,480
Speaker 5: Know, yeah to him, yeah.

1074
00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:00,279
Speaker 1: Kind of looking off to the side, like.

1075
00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:03,480
Speaker 3: Hey, where were you on that one, dipshit? Maybe help

1076
00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:08,040
Speaker 3: me bui Jesus out exactly, fuck rabbit, Yeah, I do.

1077
00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:10,960
Speaker 1: Like the implication is that all the other apostles are

1078
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:13,000
Speaker 1: just kind of like going along with it, and like

1079
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:17,640
Speaker 1: only the Easter Bunny kind of sees problem in here.

1080
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:24,640
Speaker 1: These fuckers are just sitting there all high and drunk

1081
00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:25,880
Speaker 1: and happy, oh.

1082
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:29,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, getting fucked up off their free wine and bread. Yeah,

1083
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:33,760
Speaker 3: unlimited breadsticks of wine at Olive Garden when you go

1084
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:34,360
Speaker 3: with Jesus.

1085
00:57:34,440 --> 00:57:39,960
Speaker 1: Okay, The White House Easter egg roll usually has an

1086
00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:43,040
Speaker 1: Easter Bunny these days. That started in the nineteen sixty

1087
00:57:43,120 --> 00:57:46,560
Speaker 1: nine and the Nixon administration thing shut out Pat Nixon.

1088
00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:52,920
Speaker 1: The only weird interesting detail you may remember, like a

1089
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:56,480
Speaker 1: couple of years ago during the Biden administration, it was

1090
00:57:56,520 --> 00:58:00,320
Speaker 1: the twenty twenty two Easter egg Roll, and like Biden

1091
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:03,240
Speaker 1: was answering a foreign policy question in front of the media,

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Speaker 1: and the Easter Bunny like picked up and like, first

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00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:09,400
Speaker 1: of all, Biden like genuinely looked like he thought he

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00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:11,800
Speaker 1: had been interrupted by like a magical creature.

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00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:15,720
Speaker 3: He was dead. Yeah, the bomb went off, didn't it.

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Speaker 1: But if you look at it from another angle, it's

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00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:24,440
Speaker 1: clear that the Bunny's like, hey, get the fuck out

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00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:26,320
Speaker 1: of here. You're not supposed to be talking to the

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00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:31,560
Speaker 1: press right now. Like it, it literally redirects him away. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it is kind of how so, the role of the

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00:58:35,160 --> 00:58:38,680
Speaker 1: Easter Bunny is traditionally filled by a White House staffer

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Speaker 1: or insider, And we actually found out about this because

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00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:48,600
Speaker 1: one of the most retroactively famous White House Easter bunnies

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00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:51,840
Speaker 1: is Sean Spicer, who was the Easter Bunny for multiple

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00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:54,160
Speaker 1: years during the George W. Bush administration.

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00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:58,520
Speaker 3: Wow. Wow, Sean Spicer was the Easter Bunny during the

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00:58:58,520 --> 00:58:59,360
Speaker 3: Bush administration.

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00:58:59,480 --> 00:59:02,520
Speaker 4: Yeah damn, that's a nine to eleven Easter bunny.

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00:59:02,600 --> 00:59:05,640
Speaker 3: That's how you start, dude, that's how you get your start. Man. Yeah,

1110
00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:07,680
Speaker 3: so you know you can be one of the first

1111
00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:12,840
Speaker 3: people to debase themselves for the Trump administration. Yeah, oh great,

1112
00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:14,959
Speaker 3: But we don't know who is in this one this time.

1113
00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:16,560
Speaker 3: We don't bite that Biden one.

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00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:18,480
Speaker 1: But it makes sense that it was somebody who was

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00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:21,040
Speaker 1: like up on the agenda to like keep it away

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Speaker 1: from the press.

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00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:27,560
Speaker 3: He's gonna answer anything right now, goes up to the press.

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00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:30,560
Speaker 1: When the bunny pops in, Biden's going Pakistan should not

1119
00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:34,440
Speaker 1: and Afghanistan should be one, and he walks.

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00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:38,800
Speaker 3: Up like, hey, what what whoa whoa? Is there an

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00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:39,320
Speaker 3: audio here?

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00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:50,240
Speaker 2: What is he? Is he saying something?

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00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:57,040
Speaker 3: Buddy doesn't talk, Sir, I'm gonna fucking beat the ship

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Speaker 3: out of you if you answer another question. Okay, let's go,

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Speaker 3: thank you.

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Speaker 1: I can talk to him like that when I'm dressed

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01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:06,920
Speaker 1: like this. He thinks it's the actual Yeah, he's.

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01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:08,960
Speaker 4: Got a squirt bottle and he's just like, no, no, no,

1129
01:00:09,080 --> 01:00:10,360
Speaker 4: getting the president out of here.

1130
01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:11,920
Speaker 3: I wanted to make sure I get to eat all

1131
01:00:11,960 --> 01:00:13,560
Speaker 3: my eggs later. I better listen.

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01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:17,040
Speaker 5: I love a Cadberry.

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01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:20,720
Speaker 1: To be Actually credit Spicer is playing the Easter Bunny

1134
01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:23,720
Speaker 1: and National Treasure Book of Secrets because there is a

1135
01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:27,560
Speaker 1: scene set at the White House Easter egg roll and

1136
01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:30,040
Speaker 1: I guess it would have been during that part of

1137
01:00:30,080 --> 01:00:33,000
Speaker 1: the administration. Could be somebody just submitting his name to

1138
01:00:33,320 --> 01:00:35,280
Speaker 1: fuck with him, right, He seems.

1139
01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:36,040
Speaker 5: Like he would have done it himself.

1140
01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:38,120
Speaker 4: Honestly, I could see him being like, I'm gonna need

1141
01:00:38,160 --> 01:00:39,800
Speaker 4: that credit so I can go on the Dancing with

1142
01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:43,400
Speaker 4: the Stars someday's work turned my sag hours.

1143
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:48,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't keep getting tap Hartley on these jobs. Yeah yeah, yeah.

1144
01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:53,640
Speaker 1: This is the second week in a row we have

1145
01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:57,880
Speaker 1: Brandy a thing where we ask if this icon were

1146
01:00:57,920 --> 01:01:07,360
Speaker 1: alive during like e would this icon be in the

1147
01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:11,080
Speaker 1: Epstein files? And usually it's been hypothetical.

1148
01:01:11,720 --> 01:01:11,840
Speaker 3: Uh.

1149
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:15,560
Speaker 1: We we did think that, you know, outside chance of Einstein,

1150
01:01:15,680 --> 01:01:18,240
Speaker 1: the way that like some of these academics got swept

1151
01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:25,120
Speaker 1: up in it. Stephen Hawking is on there. Ercle would

1152
01:01:25,120 --> 01:01:26,920
Speaker 1: not have been only because he has his own.

1153
01:01:26,840 --> 01:01:29,960
Speaker 3: Jet pack and he can just he can he can

1154
01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:31,400
Speaker 3: make whatever he needs to happen happen.

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01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:37,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, especially as Stephan or kel Uh. Last week we

1156
01:01:37,640 --> 01:01:43,440
Speaker 1: did learn that Bart Simpson is in the Epstein files. Wow,

1157
01:01:43,480 --> 01:01:45,360
Speaker 1: so is the Easter Bun?

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01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:46,160
Speaker 3: No?

1159
01:01:48,280 --> 01:01:48,640
Speaker 2: No?

1160
01:01:49,600 --> 01:01:51,640
Speaker 3: Was it like some fucked up nickname one of these.

1161
01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:56,760
Speaker 1: Email where I think Epstein said no bunny? They said, ah, awesome,

1162
01:01:56,840 --> 01:01:59,320
Speaker 1: I will let Jeffrey know. I will see about redirecting

1163
01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:02,360
Speaker 1: the Easter Bun to j E's house for you, as

1164
01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:04,400
Speaker 1: I'm sure that was your concern. Hahaha.

1165
01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:11,320
Speaker 4: Good, that's the bunny that we need. To get to talk.

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01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:12,680
Speaker 4: That's when we.

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01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:18,360
Speaker 3: Spicer Yeah probably yea. But I mean, I guess as

1168
01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:21,360
Speaker 3: an entity, right, if the you know, the Easter Bunny

1169
01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:25,080
Speaker 3: has agency, it picks it amongst us, has its own

1170
01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:28,000
Speaker 3: kind of thing going on. I feel like the Easter

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01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:32,640
Speaker 3: Bunny is too fucking square. Yeah, I mean, yeah, you know,

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01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:34,720
Speaker 3: there's I mean I get that it may be a

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01:02:34,760 --> 01:02:38,320
Speaker 3: symbol of fertility, but obviously for an icon for a

1174
01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:42,720
Speaker 3: holiday sort of aimed at kids, it's like like your bunny,

1175
01:02:42,720 --> 01:02:47,360
Speaker 3: horny ship bright yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, So I'm gonna

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01:02:47,520 --> 01:02:49,800
Speaker 3: I feel confident that if the Easter Bunny were a

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01:02:49,840 --> 01:02:52,080
Speaker 3: real person, it would be boring as fuck. I wouldn't

1178
01:02:52,120 --> 01:02:53,760
Speaker 3: even want to kick it with the fucking Easter money.

1179
01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:56,919
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah. Talking about Christ's love and ship all the time.

1180
01:02:57,040 --> 01:03:00,760
Speaker 5: Now, the Easter Bunny would be very like one of those.

1181
01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:04,120
Speaker 3: Unless it's Brandy as the Easter Bunny. That's only Easter

1182
01:03:04,160 --> 01:03:04,880
Speaker 3: Bunny would hang out.

1183
01:03:05,080 --> 01:03:07,160
Speaker 1: That's what I think we need Brandy as the Easter

1184
01:03:07,240 --> 01:03:09,240
Speaker 1: Bunny in a major Hollywood motion picture.

1185
01:03:09,480 --> 01:03:12,439
Speaker 5: I was just I'm down for this. I could do this,

1186
01:03:12,720 --> 01:03:13,120
Speaker 5: like I do.

1187
01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:15,840
Speaker 4: I have the experience as I'm all Bunny to bring

1188
01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:18,360
Speaker 4: to the screen, and.

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01:03:18,320 --> 01:03:20,480
Speaker 3: I feels like a great com like a a twenty

1190
01:03:20,480 --> 01:03:25,520
Speaker 3: four comedy about like just the just the disparity amongst

1191
01:03:25,600 --> 01:03:29,720
Speaker 3: costume performers, but also like the vibe of an easter by.

1192
01:03:29,960 --> 01:03:32,520
Speaker 4: Yo, this, this is it, This is it. So you

1193
01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:36,480
Speaker 4: know how we got bad Santa? Yeah, now we got

1194
01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:40,560
Speaker 4: that bunny. We got that bunny.

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01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:45,400
Speaker 1: Hey, hey, you're definitely talking through the fucking mouths Oh yeah,

1196
01:03:46,160 --> 01:03:47,800
Speaker 1: that's the movie we're making it.

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01:03:48,040 --> 01:03:50,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's smoke coming out of the rabbit's head. It's

1198
01:03:51,240 --> 01:03:52,560
Speaker 3: a vapor, you pussy.

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01:03:53,360 --> 01:03:56,320
Speaker 4: Get a Bluetooth speaker inside, just blasting.

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01:03:57,800 --> 01:03:58,880
Speaker 5: My headphone's at home.

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01:03:58,920 --> 01:04:02,479
Speaker 3: Who cares Reggaeton coming out of it? All the white

1202
01:04:02,600 --> 01:04:07,480
Speaker 3: parents are like, oh my god, Bunny.

1203
01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:12,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't, I don't know exactly. My only pitch

1204
01:04:12,800 --> 01:04:18,760
Speaker 1: is we need to make him her again and embrace

1205
01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:22,880
Speaker 1: the may queen midsommer of it all because we we

1206
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:25,760
Speaker 1: just haven't, we haven't done it. It's a colorful, fun

1207
01:04:26,600 --> 01:04:32,439
Speaker 1: rebirth fertility festival. And then they keep making square guys

1208
01:04:32,640 --> 01:04:35,040
Speaker 1: the like, they keep turning it into just like a

1209
01:04:35,240 --> 01:04:38,120
Speaker 1: nerdy guy or like fucking Russell Brand.

1210
01:04:38,920 --> 01:04:41,720
Speaker 3: It's that because if it were then everyone be like, yo, dude,

1211
01:04:41,760 --> 01:04:44,240
Speaker 3: let me see that thick gass version of the Easter Bunny.

1212
01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:46,440
Speaker 3: Let me see that thick guss missus Claus, let me

1213
01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:47,240
Speaker 3: see that guy.

1214
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:53,000
Speaker 1: Make it mistic like, not overtly horny like like just

1215
01:04:53,080 --> 01:04:55,640
Speaker 1: like that doesn't even get that thick.

1216
01:04:55,960 --> 01:05:06,880
Speaker 3: I mean that is something on those power They are powerful. Yeah,

1217
01:05:07,080 --> 01:05:09,920
Speaker 3: or maybe she'd just be so powerful that you wouldn't

1218
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:13,840
Speaker 3: deign to be like I'm going to sexualize this powerful figure.

1219
01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:16,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, like an Amazon kind of yeah.

1220
01:05:16,600 --> 01:05:20,560
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, like legs like the fucking Hulk, because she'll

1221
01:05:20,640 --> 01:05:22,959
Speaker 3: kick the ship at you. You'll die, yeah, yeah, yeah,

1222
01:05:23,240 --> 01:05:23,920
Speaker 3: getting fucked up.

1223
01:05:23,960 --> 01:05:27,320
Speaker 1: Bro. The Easterbody doesn't play like I've always thought it's

1224
01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:30,720
Speaker 1: kind of underrated. When Superman was first invented, he couldn't fly.

1225
01:05:30,840 --> 01:05:34,400
Speaker 1: He could just jump really high. We don't have a

1226
01:05:34,520 --> 01:05:36,000
Speaker 1: character that is that anymore?

1227
01:05:36,120 --> 01:05:36,360
Speaker 3: Right?

1228
01:05:36,440 --> 01:05:38,880
Speaker 1: That is like, can jump crazy high.

1229
01:05:38,920 --> 01:05:41,640
Speaker 3: That would be a great right right right?

1230
01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:46,080
Speaker 1: Power flight? Yeah, near flight, but like it's just jumping.

1231
01:05:46,560 --> 01:05:47,400
Speaker 3: How what are we saying?

1232
01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:47,480
Speaker 4: How?

1233
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:51,280
Speaker 3: Like? Are like she could go two miles in a

1234
01:05:51,320 --> 01:05:53,360
Speaker 3: single bound, fifteen miles per bound.

1235
01:05:53,560 --> 01:05:56,600
Speaker 4: I like that, Yeah, yeah, two miles is good because

1236
01:05:56,600 --> 01:05:58,160
Speaker 4: I don't want to clear a whole city.

1237
01:05:58,640 --> 01:06:00,920
Speaker 5: But I think that like you get out of traffic,

1238
01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:01,640
Speaker 5: that's great.

1239
01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:04,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, and if you got to be like nope, yeah bro,

1240
01:06:04,400 --> 01:06:04,920
Speaker 3: she's gone.

1241
01:06:04,960 --> 01:06:08,880
Speaker 4: Bro, I volunteer to be that. I would love to

1242
01:06:08,960 --> 01:06:11,320
Speaker 4: be able to note out of so many conversations.

1243
01:06:12,040 --> 01:06:15,960
Speaker 3: And it's clear two miles instantly from something, and then

1244
01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:20,560
Speaker 3: people when you land on them, like fucking Mario, you know, yeah,

1245
01:06:20,760 --> 01:06:24,080
Speaker 3: it's like exactly.

1246
01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:27,920
Speaker 1: Anyways, we're trying to help the Easter Bunny. We're just

1247
01:06:27,960 --> 01:06:30,560
Speaker 1: trying to help. But the as far as like the

1248
01:06:30,840 --> 01:06:33,520
Speaker 1: people who are in charge of Easter iconography right now,

1249
01:06:34,600 --> 01:06:36,440
Speaker 1: we feel like you can do better. I feel like

1250
01:06:36,480 --> 01:06:40,600
Speaker 1: the candy could be like we need like some concoction

1251
01:06:41,200 --> 01:06:45,240
Speaker 1: like the that like brings maybe like a peep s'mores

1252
01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:48,560
Speaker 1: or something like that that's like, you know, that's sandwiching

1253
01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:52,840
Speaker 1: peeps with like a chocolate bunny or a Peep's turduccan

1254
01:06:53,520 --> 01:06:55,920
Speaker 1: something like that. Like let's have a little fun with

1255
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:59,840
Speaker 1: the candy. Let's bring them together, let's bring some ingredients together. Guys.

1256
01:07:00,720 --> 01:07:05,919
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm into it. I'm I mean, yeah,

1257
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:09,280
Speaker 4: I think we I've landed on. Easter Bunny is an

1258
01:07:09,560 --> 01:07:11,040
Speaker 4: icon despite itself.

1259
01:07:11,240 --> 01:07:14,600
Speaker 1: Yes, I think that's right. I think despite being mishandled,

1260
01:07:14,920 --> 01:07:19,440
Speaker 1: the Easter Bunny is iconic. The Easter Bunny is probably

1261
01:07:19,440 --> 01:07:25,240
Speaker 1: above Leprechaun. Yeah really, but in what so in terms

1262
01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:28,200
Speaker 1: of iconography, in terms of like, I.

1263
01:07:28,120 --> 01:07:31,120
Speaker 3: Don't like, people probably have more warm feelings associate or

1264
01:07:31,200 --> 01:07:33,000
Speaker 3: have more of a probably like just.

1265
01:07:32,960 --> 01:07:35,120
Speaker 1: In terms of Q like we talked on the Dolly

1266
01:07:35,160 --> 01:07:37,920
Speaker 1: Parton episode about how Dolly Parton has like the top

1267
01:07:38,320 --> 01:07:41,000
Speaker 1: top ten Q rating. You know what, even as I

1268
01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:43,040
Speaker 1: say it, I think I'm wrong. I think the Easter

1269
01:07:43,080 --> 01:07:48,480
Speaker 1: Bunny doesn't have a Q rating on par with leprechn does.

1270
01:07:48,600 --> 01:07:51,920
Speaker 5: Lepercon means something like what is like the because you

1271
01:07:51,920 --> 01:07:52,480
Speaker 5: know this is real?

1272
01:07:52,520 --> 01:07:56,720
Speaker 1: It stands for luck, Okay, it stands for that's it?

1273
01:07:56,880 --> 01:08:00,040
Speaker 1: Like drunkenness and magic and which.

1274
01:08:00,600 --> 01:08:02,120
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

1275
01:08:02,160 --> 01:08:06,640
Speaker 3: And I think once the wave of Asian immigration happened

1276
01:08:06,680 --> 01:08:09,240
Speaker 3: in the fifties and sixties, then that moved that the

1277
01:08:09,480 --> 01:08:12,840
Speaker 3: previous immigrant classes upper round an American society. And now

1278
01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:16,600
Speaker 3: you get to have a character that we all celebrate. Yeah,

1279
01:08:16,680 --> 01:08:18,479
Speaker 3: before we were sorry about all the races and when

1280
01:08:18,520 --> 01:08:20,120
Speaker 3: you guys first came over here in the late next hour,

1281
01:08:20,320 --> 01:08:24,320
Speaker 3: Bad Are Bad? You guys make great cops. Yeah, some

1282
01:08:24,400 --> 01:08:24,880
Speaker 3: of the best.

1283
01:08:27,240 --> 01:08:30,280
Speaker 1: Well, Brandy, such a pleasure having you as always on

1284
01:08:30,400 --> 01:08:35,480
Speaker 1: the podcast. Thank you for lending us your expertise by.

1285
01:08:35,160 --> 01:08:37,479
Speaker 5: Absolutely excited to come on and talk about it.

1286
01:08:37,720 --> 01:08:40,519
Speaker 1: Where can people find you? Follow you all that good stuff?

1287
01:08:40,840 --> 01:08:46,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm on Instagram and threads at brand Dazzle. I

1288
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:49,000
Speaker 4: have a new album that it just came out. It's

1289
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:51,400
Speaker 4: called Milk Job and you can see my picture of

1290
01:08:51,439 --> 01:08:53,280
Speaker 4: me as the Easter Bunny as the cover and it's

1291
01:08:53,280 --> 01:08:54,720
Speaker 4: me holding my dog and I have a lot of

1292
01:08:54,720 --> 01:08:57,640
Speaker 4: tracks about my dog on that album, Too Nice, and

1293
01:08:57,720 --> 01:08:59,439
Speaker 4: that I put out on my record label, which is

1294
01:08:59,439 --> 01:09:01,840
Speaker 4: called Burn This Records, and a lot. Can I just

1295
01:09:01,840 --> 01:09:04,519
Speaker 4: say this, zegang, y'all came through so hard. When I

1296
01:09:04,560 --> 01:09:07,479
Speaker 4: was on like the last episode, I asked you guys

1297
01:09:07,520 --> 01:09:10,160
Speaker 4: to like subscribe to the burn This Records YouTube page

1298
01:09:10,160 --> 01:09:12,800
Speaker 4: because I'm dropping the special of this album at the

1299
01:09:12,880 --> 01:09:13,960
Speaker 4: end of the month, and like.

1300
01:09:14,439 --> 01:09:15,599
Speaker 5: Hundreds of you signed up.

1301
01:09:15,920 --> 01:09:18,800
Speaker 4: I'm like so close to like actually being able to

1302
01:09:18,800 --> 01:09:21,519
Speaker 4: like monetize when this comes out, and that like genuinely

1303
01:09:21,560 --> 01:09:24,720
Speaker 4: means means so much. Like that means so much to me,

1304
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Speaker 4: So if you haven't done it yet and YouTube dot

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Speaker 4: com slash the ad simple burn this records. I hate

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Speaker 4: that you have to have the ad simble in there,

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Speaker 4: but whatever, but like that, please go follow with that

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Speaker 4: because like, once I hit one K, then I'm able

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Speaker 4: to actually monetize when I launch it.

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Speaker 5: And like y'all have come through for me so much already.

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Speaker 4: And like genuinely like that, like has been the highlight

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Speaker 4: of the last several weeks to me.

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Speaker 5: So like.

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Speaker 3: Right now, let's go, let's go, We're almost there, exactly.

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Speaker 5: It melt so much much to see that.

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Speaker 3: I know so many you listeners on YouTube. Yeah, because

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Speaker 3: half the time I'm discover we're watching the same shit

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Speaker 3: on YouTube. This goal hit the subscribe please, that's it.

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Speaker 3: It's passive and you're helping independent creators. Yeah, fucking do

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Speaker 3: shit outside of the norm. So yeah, come on now, easy, easy.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I would really, I really appreciate it.

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Speaker 4: You have touched me already doing that, and I'm glad

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Speaker 4: I can actually come back on this quickly and like

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Speaker 4: say like thank you, And if more of you want

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Speaker 4: to thanks extends to YouTube, it.

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Speaker 5: Generally would mean a lot.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, amazing, Yeah, Lady Lady too, you know, yeah, Lady

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Speaker 1: the Lady of course. Yeah, Miles, anything from you, any

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Speaker 1: anywhere you want them to find.

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Speaker 3: Fuck that rabbit, bro making all that sound. I hate

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01:10:41,120 --> 01:10:43,600
Speaker 3: that ship. It's so you know, you know, it's not

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Speaker 3: supposed to come out of there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Sorry. In multiple ways, like most things, this is all

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Speaker 3: circling back to my dad, and he made life affecting

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Speaker 3: the show, so uh, thank bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, in

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Speaker 3: many ways this goes back to my dad.

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Speaker 1: I'm all right, I'm going to be right back.

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Speaker 3: That's why you yelled at the server because there's no

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Speaker 3: ice in the water. Yes, you know, I'm dealing with

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Speaker 3: a lot.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to be back right after this with my

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Speaker 1: No No Book dump where I tell you some of

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Speaker 1: the stuff that I forgot to talk about in this

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Speaker 1: part of the show. So stick around for that and

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Speaker 1: I'll talk to you'll then. Thanks Brandy, Thanks Miles, thank you,

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Speaker 1: Bye bye.

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Speaker 2: All right.

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Speaker 1: That was our Easter Bunny episode thanks to Miles and

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Speaker 1: Brandy Posey, our first episode where the guest has actually

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Speaker 1: inhabited the icon.

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Speaker 3: What a treat.

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Speaker 1: This is the no No, No, No No note book dump.

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Speaker 1: Let's see, so like we mentioned, doesn't it seemed like

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Speaker 1: there's quite the same, like people feeling called to dress

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Speaker 1: up as Santa or Elvis or other icons. There is

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Speaker 1: one guy who had sort of a super heroic relationship

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Speaker 1: with dressing up as the Easter Bunny. You might have

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Speaker 1: seen this viral story back in twenty nineteen where a

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Speaker 1: man and a woman in Orlando got into a fistfight

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Speaker 1: on Easter Okay, Florida, and suddenly there's just a blur

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Speaker 1: of white and an Easter Bunny rushes in and starts

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Speaker 1: beating the shit out of the guy until the police

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Speaker 1: come and break it up. And so that guy who

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Speaker 1: was in that costume later crashed his motorcycle into a

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Speaker 1: car port like at a different date, like not later

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Speaker 1: that day. He then fled the scene, threw on his

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Speaker 1: bunny costume again, which he apparently kept at the ready

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Speaker 1: like Spider Man, and then they found him hiding in

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Speaker 1: the back of a car, at which point he told

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Speaker 1: them I wasn't in any crash. I'm the Orlando Easter Bunny.

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Speaker 2: Google it.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what protective powers he thought the Easter

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Speaker 1: Bunny suit had for him, but shout out to that guy,

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Speaker 1: let's get more Easter Bunny as a calling dresser uppers

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Speaker 1: and hopefully doing the first part of that job, not

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Speaker 1: the motorcycle crash, the stopping people from beating up women.

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Speaker 1: It's the feminist side of the holiday, you know, as

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Speaker 1: we talked about in the show. As for movies, there

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Speaker 1: are a couple of other Easter movies besides Hop, so

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Speaker 1: I don't want to make it seem like it's all

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Speaker 1: hop Some people say mal Rats is an Easter movie

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Speaker 1: because they beat the shit out of the Easter Bunny.

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Speaker 1: They pull a reverse Orlando Easter Bunny. There's also a

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Speaker 1: few Easter Bunny themed horror movies, like The Beaster Bunny, which,

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Speaker 1: based on the wikipedi summary, it sounds like a Jaws

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Speaker 1: rip off, but with a killer Easter Bunny instead of

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Speaker 1: a shark, and they have the most important part of

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Speaker 1: the movie Jaws, which is the mayor of a small

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Speaker 1: town who refuses to act even as the people are

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Speaker 1: being eaten alive, obviously by a giant Easter Bunny or

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Speaker 1: Beaster Bunny. I'd say one downside of The Easter Bunny

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Speaker 1: is it's maybe too good an advertisement for rabbits, which

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Speaker 1: leads to people getting them as pets, not realizing how

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Speaker 1: much of a commitment it's going to be. According to

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Speaker 1: the House Rabbit Society, the largest rabbit rescue organization in

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Speaker 1: the US, many people think they're short lived, low maintenance,

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Speaker 1: cage bound animals. Rabbits are seen as starter pets akin

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Speaker 1: to goldfish, and this is a vast misconception drives a

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Speaker 1: glut of baby bunny sales ahead of Easter in a

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Speaker 1: subsequent rise in rabbit abandonment. They actually live ten to

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Speaker 1: twenty years and are a really complicated animals to keep.

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Speaker 1: But in the six weeks after Easter, the shelter gets

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Speaker 1: like three to four calls a day, whereas it's usually

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Speaker 1: like a call every couple of weeks. And then in

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Speaker 1: Idaho and Chicago they report rise in summer as Easter

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Speaker 1: bunnies as they're called, hit puberty and reality sets in

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Speaker 1: for their owners, which I mean, as we've talked about,

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Speaker 1: very sexually active, very sex forward pet, so you know,

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Speaker 1: probably not that much fun once they hit puberty to

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Speaker 1: just have hopping around the house. And finally, I wanted

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Speaker 1: to give a shout out to somebody named Donald Weeder.

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Speaker 1: Both the hinged plastic easter egg and the inflammable version

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Speaker 1: of that plastic grass bullshit that people fill Easter baskets with.

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Speaker 1: Both of those inventions patented by the same guy, Donald Weeder.

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Speaker 1: He holds over fourteen hundred patents, way more than that

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Speaker 1: thieving asshole Thomas Edison. But yeah, before he came along,

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Speaker 1: Easter eggs were not They would not stay together. You

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Speaker 1: had to match them up. And he made the Easter

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Speaker 1: egg hunt clean up process much easier and your children's

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Speaker 1: Easter baskets did not burst into flame. I guess all right,

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Speaker 1: that's that's about it on Easter Bunny. Hope you learned something.

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Speaker 1: Hope you're on board with my new crusade to put

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Speaker 1: the feminine, divine back into Easter, make the Easter Bunny

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Speaker 1: a lady again, make make Easter feel more like the

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Speaker 1: holiday from Midsommar. We dye eggs colorful flower colors because

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Speaker 1: it's a flower festival. Guys, we all go to brunch.

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Speaker 1: Easter is gay, Easter is feminine. Let's not try to

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Speaker 1: make it something it's not. And speaking of cool flower colors,

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Speaker 1: coming next week, we've got the creator of the eighties

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Speaker 1: and nineties trapper Keeper esthetic. You might not know her name,

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Speaker 1: but you know her look. And you probably don't know

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Speaker 1: about the toxic cocaine fueled atmosphere that drove all those

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Speaker 1: trapper keepers with dolphins and koala bears and adorable I

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Speaker 1: don't think there.

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Speaker 3: Are kuala bears kittens. Let's go with the music, notes.

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Speaker 1: And gems and gleams and all sorts of beautiful things happening. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that was made possible by one of the most toxic

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Speaker 1: work environments and a whole bunch of cocaine, allegedly. We'll

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Speaker 1: talk to you next week for Lisa Frank with Chelsea

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Speaker 1: Dvantes and much more guys in between then and we'll

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Speaker 1: talk to you so bye.