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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy, this COVID nineteen

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Speaker 1: one edition, and your host Cold Stratton in for Kevin

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Speaker 1: poll Quick, but you've a snowed in someplace. Let's meet

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Speaker 1: our alchemist Shelley. In no particular order other than the

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Speaker 1: order that I reversed. It's Joey Greer. Hey, Joey uh

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Speaker 1: you ever dest with the devil of Calvin Light? I have? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I have? How is he? I'll tell you what he

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Speaker 1: does not like to be led? I will say that

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Speaker 1: right now. It was a confrontational dance confrontation. What's the

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Speaker 1: what's that? Uh fiddle capad Georgia. Yes, it was with

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Speaker 1: the first Soul to steel. He was in the Bui

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Speaker 1: because he was way behind. He was willing to make

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Speaker 1: a deal. They jumped up on a hickory stuff. We said, boy,

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Speaker 1: it's James En. Everybody, James uh he. What's one skill

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Speaker 1: you wish you had? Just something you've never been able

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Speaker 1: to get a hangout, but you really wish you could do.

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Speaker 1: I wish I could sit in front of a Mac

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Speaker 1: computer and have the same skills I have in front

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Speaker 1: of a PC. And that carries on also over to

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Speaker 1: iPhones like I can't. There's no buttons on an iPhone,

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Speaker 1: but I can't use it. I don't know if they

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Speaker 1: have telekinetic powers that they're using it. It's frustrating. It

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Speaker 1: would change my life if I could use a Mac.

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Speaker 1: They have tutorials and things. It's not I'm too old

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Speaker 1: to learn a new trick. Cole all right, that makes sense.

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Speaker 1: Hey everybody, it's Chris Alvarado. Hey Chris. If you can

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Speaker 1: win an award in any field, any sort of reward award,

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Speaker 1: what would you want? Best actor of all time at

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Speaker 1: the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Swords. That's funny because it hurts,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Laughed at me. So, I mean,

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Speaker 1: it's the means you can get signed better than anybody ever.

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Speaker 1: I have been. I have been signed by official Nickelodeon Sligne.

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Speaker 1: That is a true Let you know, that's a good

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Speaker 1: X dude. You and uh, last, but surely not least,

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Speaker 1: Craig Kiki Kowski. Craig, if you could learn a fighting

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Speaker 1: or self defense style and be like super good at it,

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Speaker 1: what would it be? Oh krofmgaw. Oh yeah, krav magaw.

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Speaker 1: And I don't even know what it is really, but

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Speaker 1: it's I mean it's fun to say, and it'd be

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Speaker 1: fun to say that I'm good at it. Wait a minute,

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Speaker 1: is it pronounced mega o? No? Not that one there

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Speaker 1: really thought about this one, reluctant black belt. All right,

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Speaker 1: from Patreon v I P. Crispy L, who wrote, Hi, Kevin,

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Speaker 1: I know you don't need or want me to make

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Speaker 1: more suggestions right now, but bite me, pretentious L. A

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Speaker 1: farmer's market does christy scene suggestion workshops chairs all, Crispy?

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Speaker 1: All right? So this is organic, honey. It's only from

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Speaker 1: the most organic piece available, so like it's everything of

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Speaker 1: the rusty. It's really crusty, honey, you know it's organic.

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Speaker 1: I mean a lot of that store bust stuff has

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Speaker 1: like pesticized and perservatives in there that make it all

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Speaker 1: smooth and taste better. But this stuff right here is

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Speaker 1: organic a hundred percent from only the motion. But I

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Speaker 1: want to be able to spread this out on a

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Speaker 1: peanut butter and honey sandwich. And this is like it's

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Speaker 1: gonna problem, no problem. So you just let this ship

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Speaker 1: out in the bathtub with boiling water borth about six.

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Speaker 1: That should just melt immediately. It's like super easy. I

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Speaker 1: don't think you know what the word immediately means, sir,

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Speaker 1: that's not immediately. Well, to be fairer, like in the

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Speaker 1: scope of like Earth and time seven hundred billion years,

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Speaker 1: and while we're here, I don't think a couple of

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Speaker 1: hours is that long. Alright, I'll have one. What's the

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Speaker 1: units of cell that you have? Well, right here, I

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Speaker 1: got a pint? We do six quarts? Or I could

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Speaker 1: do I do one? I did just just bucket that

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Speaker 1: my girlfriend made. Do I get a bulk discount or yeah,

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Speaker 1: totally okay, I'll have Okay, so I'll get a well,

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Speaker 1: I'll get a I coulda oh gosh, I coulda what's

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Speaker 1: the thing in between the bucket and the point uh

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Speaker 1: six courts or something? I forgot get the six courts,

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Speaker 1: and the crystals aren't in cell today. If you buy one,

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Speaker 1: you get too free, and that's pretty rare, pretty rare,

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Speaker 1: uh selle I'm doing today. Um, I do have to

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Speaker 1: let you know. It's because I have stopped believing in

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Speaker 1: the crystals. So so is it a bogged No, not

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Speaker 1: not bogged. They've all been suncharged. I'm sorry, I said, bugged.

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Speaker 1: That's buy one, get to that's the thing. Well you know,

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Speaker 1: bogo right by one, get one? No, Um, hold on,

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Speaker 1: this is I know, no need to appalled. You're teaching

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Speaker 1: me things. I'm teaching you things. I think this is

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Speaker 1: pretty special. Bog bugged. You're saying you've lost faith in

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Speaker 1: the crystals. Yes, yes, I don't believe they worked, but

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Speaker 1: they have been sun charged and moon charged. Um so

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Speaker 1: they are as far as levels go, they're up there. Okay,

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Speaker 1: but you don't believe that that does anything. I mean,

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Speaker 1: it's a long story, but the short of it is,

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Speaker 1: manifestation is a joke. And no matter how much you

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Speaker 1: believe and how much you want, some things just don't

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Speaker 1: come to you. And that feels like bullshit. So I'm done.

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Speaker 1: I have to say, you have the nicest, most elaborate

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Speaker 1: tint of any vendor here. Thank you, thank you. Um.

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Speaker 1: The silk is from a far away land. Um. I

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Speaker 1: also don't believe in that land anymore, nor do I

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Speaker 1: believe in the silk. So that's if you want this.

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Speaker 1: This is boxed as well. Hey, Gale, any sales today

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Speaker 1: you move in those crystals? No, Teresa, not not yet.

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Speaker 1: But I'm I'm in the middle of a cell right now.

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Speaker 1: Are you offering a box or a box? What's the bugs?

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Speaker 1: By one? Get four? No? I didn't offer the box.

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Speaker 1: If you're doing oh yeah, I am. I I do

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Speaker 1: the wind chimes next door. They're made out of recycled

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Speaker 1: tin cans and they can find water. Okay, so is

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Speaker 1: it by one set of wind chimes? I get four

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Speaker 1: sets of witches? Right? That's right. It's the sets, not

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Speaker 1: the individual chimes. That would be kind of a shyster move. No,

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Speaker 1: it's that you can go get them. They're they're all there.

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Speaker 1: That might be more wind chimes than I need. Do

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Speaker 1: you have you have the wind chimes? Oh yeah, I

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Speaker 1: gotta take four. I don't want four wind chimes. Four

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Speaker 1: sets of wind chimps um I'm with the I'm with

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Speaker 1: the Farmer's Market Association, and we've noticed that your cherry

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Speaker 1: tomatoes glow and i'd like to see a certification of

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Speaker 1: organic broke so I don't see any I'm looking around

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Speaker 1: at your table and it looks like you get an

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Speaker 1: allergic reaction on your tongue or look flame. You don't

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Speaker 1: make fun of me. Okay, I have here tomatoes, that's what.

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Speaker 1: Just have one of these tomatoes you, honestly, it'll just

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Speaker 1: that guy. He's disgusting you stop it. This is this

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Speaker 1: is just a normal tongue. Okay, it's my mouth that's small,

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Speaker 1: and I've got a normal tongue with a small mouth.

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Speaker 1: I want to see your organic certification here because these

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Speaker 1: cherry tomatoes are glowing. There we go all right here

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Speaker 1: now too. For the record, these are organic cherry tomatoes.

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Speaker 1: But I have led lights inside. Oh well, that's that's

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Speaker 1: actually that it's a violation that the rules that once

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Speaker 1: you put light inside of it is if no longer organic.

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Speaker 1: You're telling what you're talking about? You what do you mean?

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Speaker 1: You can't shut me down? This is my business. That's

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Speaker 1: sound like productive license? There? Do you think that led

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Speaker 1: lights are organic. The guy's mouth looks gross. You shut up,

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Speaker 1: you shut up? What's it's the same guy? Just keep

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Speaker 1: doing the circles around the tent. Look, I can't shut

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Speaker 1: this tent down. This is this is my this is

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Speaker 1: my livelihood. Please I can shut this tent down. I'll

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Speaker 1: shut it down right now. I got that kind of power.

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Speaker 1: What do you about, my tongue? What do you want?

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Speaker 1: What do you need? Uh? Well, I want to. I

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Speaker 1: want to. I want a hundred dollar bill right now,

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Speaker 1: just right now, and I'll walk away. Give me a

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Speaker 1: hundred dollar bill right now, and I would walk away. Okay, okay, okay, here, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: roll it up and put it while I'm priced to

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Speaker 1: see Montsanto has a tent here? What's um? What's the deal?

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Speaker 1: These are all genetically modified orgasm organisms. So I energetically

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Speaker 1: modified orgasm last night and I'm still thinking about it. Nice? Nice, Um.

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Speaker 1: So you're just saying fuck you to the whole thing,

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Speaker 1: and you're just coming out and say, yeah, these had

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Speaker 1: been modified. Yeah, yeah, and tons of pesticide on all

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Speaker 1: these tomatoes. But look at the size on them. That's huge.

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Speaker 1: That's huge. Man, Bite into this, Yeah, that's five bucks

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Speaker 1: with tomato. You just date. Oh my wait, hold on,

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Speaker 1: I'm having a genetically modified orgasm. Oh fuck, that's amazing. Right,

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Speaker 1: is this what chemicals do? Yeah? They make everything taste better.

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Speaker 1: Five books, five bucks? That's that's all you're asking for? This? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: You on our app? God damn it. When I find

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Speaker 1: a spot, i'll park. Okay, when you just stopped, now,

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Speaker 1: give me jesus, both of you stop. Okay, I know

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Speaker 1: I need to find a spot. Okay, I'm looking for one.

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Speaker 1: I said we should get up at five am. Did

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Speaker 1: I say that? Didn't I say this, get five am

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Speaker 1: and sleep in because it's a Sunday. It is a Sunday.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. But also, Heathcliff had to have his Captain crunch. Okay,

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Speaker 1: God damn it. Well that crap you're giving him? You know,

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Speaker 1: when we can. The reason we go to Farmers Markets

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Speaker 1: because it's the only place in l A. We're able

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Speaker 1: to get organic produced and other goods made by real

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Speaker 1: people who care about us, right, who care about what

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Speaker 1: we do and eat. All right, that's enough. I've had it.

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Speaker 1: I have had it, rich, I have I'm gone I'm

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Speaker 1: taking Heathcliff and I'm going you know you gonna you've

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Speaker 1: been talking, We're gonna talk a roll out right now. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you brought this on yourself. And by the way, I've

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Speaker 1: been sleeping with your brother. He has genetically modified orgasms

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Speaker 1: and they are I've been sleeping with my brother too.

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Speaker 1: Hey what's up, dude? What are you? What are you

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Speaker 1: doing here? It's late? Look, man, I knew a place

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Speaker 1: to crash. Dude, that happened one time. Okay, that happened

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Speaker 1: one time. No, man, don't no, Look man, look I

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Speaker 1: I broke up with um with moonfly. Oh, I see

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Speaker 1: you can't double you can't double park out here. I'm

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Speaker 1: not I'm gonna move in a second. I think you

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Speaker 1: gotta move, man. I think there's like there's tons of

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Speaker 1: spots on the street. Okay, okay, okay, okay, look, I

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Speaker 1: gotta move my car. Probably probably don't come back to

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Speaker 1: you because I feel I'm still done over. You know

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Speaker 1: what us? Oh dude, you know what? Man? This is

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Speaker 1: a bs You guys a couple. You look exactly alike. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're brothers, brothers. Jesus, Wait, what do you what is that?

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Speaker 1: Why does that freak you out, sir. Look, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: find a spot. I'll text you when I find a spot.

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Speaker 1: Probably just go, probably, just go. Probably don't stop, Mr

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Speaker 1: man Santo, Mr Man Santo, Um coming from there? You are,

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Speaker 1: you're like two ft tall. I'm not two ft tall. Okay,

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Speaker 1: there's no way, and there's no way I'm two ft tall.

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Speaker 1: Mr Montanto, you haven't really been honoring the agreement that

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Speaker 1: we had when you first set up. Shut up. See,

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Speaker 1: Listen up for musicians? Excuse me? How much longer till

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Speaker 1: here and show it. For the hell is this guy doing?

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Speaker 1: Robin Hood? Okay, I get some amazement park or something

414
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 1: like that. I see you. Yeah, like, I don't know, buddy,

415
00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:47,320
Speaker 1: do I looking amusing? My blush just broke down, all right?

416
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:50,359
Speaker 1: Be you with the sheriff of notting him? No, I

417
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:51,800
Speaker 1: don't don't deal with the law. I got a lot

418
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 1: of felonies on my ass. We got a lot of

419
00:27:54,040 --> 00:28:01,280
Speaker 1: priors me too, robbin these poor people, don't these elves man,

420
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:07,400
Speaker 1: you took them from the bus. Now we're giving them

421
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 1: out to four people. Look, there were no coins or

422
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:14,040
Speaker 1: uh anything. That's all I have of value is this.

423
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:17,399
Speaker 1: But I did rob from the rich and give to

424
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:22,119
Speaker 1: the poor these elves. Yeah, I'm sorry interrupt, but what

425
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:24,080
Speaker 1: that was up with these tights? Huh? And I feel

426
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:25,639
Speaker 1: like I wanted like a burlap sack with that was

427
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:30,520
Speaker 1: my jeans and my button down. Well, little John, you

428
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 1: you've put on a lot of weight in the last year.

429
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:35,200
Speaker 1: Your tights are not always going to fit. Yeah, okay,

430
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 1: we'll just give me my jeans. All right, that's all

431
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:39,760
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Can you can you call me Roy? What's

432
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:42,280
Speaker 1: up with this little John ship? Your little John? Now? Okay?

433
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:45,840
Speaker 1: We don't we wear tights. I don't like when people

434
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:49,840
Speaker 1: call me little you understand, looks it's an ironic name.

435
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 1: You're the largest man here, damn right, I am your

436
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:55,640
Speaker 1: damn right, I am all right now. Look I'm gonna

437
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:57,280
Speaker 1: eat the rush of that turkey leg wherever the hell

438
00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:59,040
Speaker 1: that is. Okay, And I don't want to. No one

439
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 1: bothered me until we go for my nap. Okay, okay, now,

440
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:10,120
Speaker 1: this is uh Jerry O'Connell Live with CBS two Action

441
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:15,000
Speaker 1: for you news. You've fallen far Jerry O'Connell. What do

442
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:19,640
Speaker 1: you mean you don't You don't gotta tell me what

443
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:22,200
Speaker 1: the actor Jerry O'Connell was in. I know all of

444
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:25,240
Speaker 1: his movies, but I am at the high i'm doing.

445
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:29,800
Speaker 1: You're not j connell the actor. No, Jerry O'Connell, the newscaster,

446
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:36,240
Speaker 1: the actor. You're okay, I'm live. Sorry, I'm on the

447
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 1: air right now. I'm terribly sorry. No, actually, stick around,

448
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:43,640
Speaker 1: stick around? No you are you aware that people call

449
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:52,000
Speaker 1: this area the Bermuda Triangle of the woods. Yeah, you are, okay,

450
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:56,160
Speaker 1: because it seems that cars, people, and most recently an

451
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:59,520
Speaker 1: entire bus of people have gone missing from around this area.

452
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:05,240
Speaker 1: Are you familiar with that? Anyone to see Jerry O'Connell.

453
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:07,320
Speaker 1: He went on an assignment and no one could find him.

454
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:11,080
Speaker 1: Jerry Odal the actor. No, Jerry O'Connell is just one end.

455
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 1: He's our news reporters that you know. We decided to

456
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:19,280
Speaker 1: cover the convention and that was two weeks ago. Alright,

457
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 1: the Elvish convention. That was a big deal. I wonder

458
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:26,920
Speaker 1: why we didn't have a story on that. Yeah, it's

459
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:29,840
Speaker 1: it's weird, man. It's like he there's that one point

460
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:32,480
Speaker 1: off Highway thirty five where it's just a lot of

461
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 1: things go missing. Yeah, I find only vhs is. Do

462
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:42,040
Speaker 1: you want me to toss him? No? No, no, keep those.

463
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:44,760
Speaker 1: Keep those are gonna be worth something one day. Okay.

464
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:49,080
Speaker 1: Do you want me to digitize him? Um? No, just

465
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:51,400
Speaker 1: keep them, put him in the box, right time capsule

466
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 1: on it, and bury it in the back yard. Just

467
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:57,400
Speaker 1: just cardboard box. Yep, just that one for some duct

468
00:30:57,440 --> 00:31:01,280
Speaker 1: tape on it, right time capsule. Right. I love a project. Thanks,

469
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:07,480
Speaker 1: you're welcome. Wait, but what was on the tapes? She's gone,

470
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:10,120
Speaker 1: She's good. We'll never know. We well know twenty five

471
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:12,320
Speaker 1: years when I guess we will. Yeah, when I told

472
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:19,640
Speaker 1: them taking up so l Ron and the Twinkleberry, whatever

473
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:24,840
Speaker 1: the hell your name is listening? It is? Okay? Great? Yeah,

474
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:27,160
Speaker 1: Look I'm going over the budgets right here, and y'all

475
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:29,480
Speaker 1: didn't sell enough tickets, so I might have to shut

476
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 1: this down. Wron, This can't be true. Did we had

477
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:40,040
Speaker 1: to sell enough tickets to cover the prices. Do not

478
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:44,320
Speaker 1: traffic in the currency of man? All right, Well, you're

479
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:49,280
Speaker 1: in man's world, so we do. Okay. Oh maybe if

480
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:52,200
Speaker 1: I had a couple, Maybe if I had a hundred dollars,

481
00:31:53,360 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 1: Let this hundred dollars, hundred dollars. Mm hmmm, do it? Hey, man,

482
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:05,000
Speaker 1: you're saying you can't pay me. Man, you guys don't

483
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:07,240
Speaker 1: have the money. What was it? Your elves do not

484
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:10,840
Speaker 1: traffic in the currency of man? All right, what are

485
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:17,560
Speaker 1: you trafficking? Then it does? Does? That's how health thing

486
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:21,160
Speaker 1: man does. What everyone is trying to say is when

487
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:23,920
Speaker 1: we originally booked the Elvish group, we would have pulled

488
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:26,240
Speaker 1: in all of the people we needed it. And your

489
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:31,720
Speaker 1: substitution just was no substitute for the original gig. I

490
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:33,680
Speaker 1: had to take three trains to get here, man, I mean,

491
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:37,959
Speaker 1: come on, I got some costs I gotta recoup. I mean,

492
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:42,600
Speaker 1: you clearly have aged elvestone age. You're an old have

493
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:44,840
Speaker 1: you set? I don't know how to say this. You're

494
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:47,160
Speaker 1: not an elf. We know you're not an elf. Well, man,

495
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:48,720
Speaker 1: you're not gonna pay me, and you're gonna stop me.

496
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:51,440
Speaker 1: Funked up man, I'm just trying to let you know

497
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:54,080
Speaker 1: why we don't have the money to pay you is

498
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:58,640
Speaker 1: you have failed our convention. I failed it, man. Those

499
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 1: fourteen people here man, and that's not me. It's not

500
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:05,640
Speaker 1: a good turnout. That's that's true. It's a bad turnout.

501
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:08,080
Speaker 1: But but I think that it's because they knew that

502
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:11,240
Speaker 1: there was not an Elvish band playing. And I don't

503
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:14,360
Speaker 1: know what the hell you're supposed to be but three

504
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:15,960
Speaker 1: and a half hours up there, and every time I

505
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:18,600
Speaker 1: tried to set you kept saying keep going. You did

506
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 1: the pool thing like like, you know, keep going? What

507
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 1: was that? Men? I ran out of songs, Run Berry Star,

508
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:34,800
Speaker 1: twinkled Berry Berry. It's come true. It's come true. We

509
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:39,280
Speaker 1: have we have confirmation of a land very close to

510
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:42,240
Speaker 1: here that is all for us, all for us, an

511
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:48,320
Speaker 1: invisible land. It's just right off. Please tell me more.

512
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:52,520
Speaker 1: That's all that got. I've got a lift waiting, it's

513
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:55,040
Speaker 1: it's running. We can jump in now and go to

514
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:57,160
Speaker 1: this land and live the way we were supposed to

515
00:33:57,240 --> 00:34:03,120
Speaker 1: live live forever. Okay, we'll table these negotiations for now

516
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:08,560
Speaker 1: and we're going to explore this magical land. Off oft five.

517
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:10,759
Speaker 1: You can come, sir, would you like to join us?

518
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:14,880
Speaker 1: I got no money in it. Wait, wait, wait, we

519
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:17,480
Speaker 1: can't take him. He's not an elf. Look at him.

520
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:22,680
Speaker 1: He's he's a fat man that has a poorly dressed sequence.

521
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:25,200
Speaker 1: Actually they're not that bad, but it's definitely not elvish clothes.

522
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:29,440
Speaker 1: Why are you doing this, Tom, You're not don't you

523
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:35,200
Speaker 1: work at don't you say name long ago? Look at him?

524
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:40,560
Speaker 1: Look at us. Okay, I'm hopping in this lift. Join

525
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:44,680
Speaker 1: me if you want, Tom. I told you if this

526
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:47,640
Speaker 1: convention was a super success, I'd say great, whatever and

527
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:50,799
Speaker 1: we keep moving forward. But I'm sorry. You've invested two

528
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 1: years of your life into this and it didn't work out.

529
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:55,920
Speaker 1: You have to realize that you have to drop the

530
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:59,280
Speaker 1: accent and stop wearing those clothes around the house, Jennifer.

531
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:03,799
Speaker 1: First year is to establish it. The second year it's

532
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 1: wood of mouth. Jennifer, Tom, you're from Minnesota. You don't

533
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 1: talk like this. I'm from the North. I'm the North Helf,

534
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:14,040
Speaker 1: all right, And if you're not careful, you won't be

535
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:17,040
Speaker 1: able to come. We're going off the wooden Road on

536
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:20,600
Speaker 1: to the land of elves. This is the Internet's fault.

537
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:26,240
Speaker 1: This is crazy you weren't, like, since you're a software engineer, Okay,

538
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:33,799
Speaker 1: that's what you do software software. Hey, yeah, there's something

539
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:37,360
Speaker 1: going wrong on my desktop. The software keeps crashing. So

540
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:41,480
Speaker 1: I'm just calling this number to get some help. You

541
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:48,239
Speaker 1: know what could be up? It's it's meat, Tom Okay, great, Tom? Um,

542
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:52,400
Speaker 1: what's wrong with it? I'm sorry, it's just spent a

543
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:58,479
Speaker 1: long time since I Okay, So you're having some software problems. Yeah,

544
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:01,960
Speaker 1: it's just it keeps crashing my computer. Okay. Have you

545
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:06,240
Speaker 1: tried powering down your computer? Yeah? I did that first

546
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:09,520
Speaker 1: of all. I mean, I look, this is a this

547
00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:11,680
Speaker 1: is a Max. I don't know how to work at Mac.

548
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:13,359
Speaker 1: I only know how to use PCs. If I only

549
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:16,200
Speaker 1: knew how to work a Max would be amazing, But

550
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 1: I don't. I can't even work my phone. I don't

551
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 1: know why. I don't have an Android. I have an iPhone.

552
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:23,000
Speaker 1: I can't make it make calls. How do what do

553
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:26,320
Speaker 1: we do? Okay? Well, if you've got a Mac, what

554
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:29,600
Speaker 1: I would suggest you do is you plug in a

555
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:32,040
Speaker 1: USB device to the bottom part so you have a

556
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:35,359
Speaker 1: keyword because that one button doesn't work for these issues. Um,

557
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:40,480
Speaker 1: everybody who has made it tea into the Sherwood Forest.

558
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:44,920
Speaker 1: Gather around, gather around. Now some of you are three

559
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:49,200
Speaker 1: people welcome. Others are out. We have robin Hood in

560
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:53,640
Speaker 1: the back. Huh, mr looking nice. We have done it.

561
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:59,880
Speaker 1: We have made forget the proud feet, Oh God, I

562
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:04,560
Speaker 1: and the proud feats. The proud feats are recognized. Now

563
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 1: we are here to celebrate, and we have the entertainer

564
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:16,480
Speaker 1: of a lifetime. Everybody puts your don't forget the rock people. Okay,

565
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:24,759
Speaker 1: people are recognized. I'm saying all in happenings of Surewood Forest. Rejoice.

566
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:30,040
Speaker 1: And now the whispers of the leaves whispers. We do

567
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:37,560
Speaker 1: not recognize you. You were not recognized. Leave cry as

568
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:45,799
Speaker 1: you leave, now, ladies, people, Hey, dude, what the hell

569
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:48,200
Speaker 1: is that up there? Dude, it's just the last I

570
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:52,160
Speaker 1: just started sucking breaking down. Man. You know, I believe

571
00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:54,719
Speaker 1: in this forest we live in obviously I live here,

572
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:58,040
Speaker 1: you know. But I mean, we wrote everyone down. Why

573
00:37:58,080 --> 00:37:59,520
Speaker 1: didn't you just take the list up? Why do you

574
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:01,960
Speaker 1: want to win? Get? I don't know. I thought there

575
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:04,520
Speaker 1: would be more over, like an organic experience, people would

576
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:06,799
Speaker 1: feel seen and recognize. But instead I shipped the bed.

577
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:09,400
Speaker 1: And then and then I started singing as you know,

578
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:12,200
Speaker 1: and that nobody like that. And then and then they

579
00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 1: started throwing the Hey guys, I'm sorry, everybody's getting on.

580
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:18,719
Speaker 1: Really you're gonna try it to get Jerry O'Connell. I

581
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:22,600
Speaker 1: don't think that. I think I think maybe you should

582
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:27,239
Speaker 1: dry this. Jerry. It's you, Jerry. This is what you

583
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:30,120
Speaker 1: were born to do. Fun. I think in the other

584
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 1: world I was, but here I'm not. Maybe here I'm

585
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:35,800
Speaker 1: supposed to be, you know, a hunter or something. This

586
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:40,520
Speaker 1: is your job. Just recognized the people, recognized them, and

587
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 1: then get to the entertainment. You'll do fine, Okay, okay.

588
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:50,880
Speaker 1: I hear them shouting, though. I hear them shouting the

589
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 1: musical act. Hello, it's me. I'm back. Jerry O'Connell. No, no, no,

590
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:03,960
Speaker 1: well kind of anyway, is he? Guest host Wendy william

591
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:06,240
Speaker 1: didn't he. This is not about me. This is about

592
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:10,839
Speaker 1: you and us, the beings of the Sherwood Forest. Now,

593
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 1: without further ado, I present to you recognize the proud defeat.

594
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:20,879
Speaker 1: We have already been to the proud feet, proud feet.

595
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:25,640
Speaker 1: I've been recognized, and now I don't fog about the

596
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:32,440
Speaker 1: rock people rock you know what you know what I

597
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:35,239
Speaker 1: have t gotten about the rock people. Rock people? Talk

598
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:37,480
Speaker 1: to me? How how are the rock people feeling today?

599
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:47,480
Speaker 1: Don't don't do a little? Stone? Very funny, very funny,

600
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:51,080
Speaker 1: very funny, very funny. I get Stone once. I got

601
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:59,239
Speaker 1: Stone once? Who is the musical act? Jerry? The hell

602
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:02,480
Speaker 1: was that drug story? That was crazy? That was a

603
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:05,960
Speaker 1: crazy story. Man. I was just ripping. I was ripping.

604
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:09,759
Speaker 1: I thought being vulnerable would be relatable. You said you

605
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:12,360
Speaker 1: used the dead guy as a bomb? What the hell was?

606
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:18,040
Speaker 1: I want to lie. That's a wild man. He was

607
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:20,479
Speaker 1: my brother. Okay, I didn't say that part. I didn't

608
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:22,880
Speaker 1: say that I had sex a relationship with him. No,

609
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:26,800
Speaker 1: I didn't tell that was what the cherry? What do

610
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:29,759
Speaker 1: you do? Oh? Man, man, I don't know how we're

611
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:31,640
Speaker 1: going to spend this man, this is bad. Man. I'll

612
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:33,839
Speaker 1: tell you how I got the best entertainer of all time.

613
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:36,440
Speaker 1: He's waiting right back to age soon as they bring

614
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 1: what I couldn't he got Bruno, Lord, no part of

615
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:49,480
Speaker 1: me out there and tell him you got Bruno Mars

616
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:51,800
Speaker 1: do all right? Hold on, okay, hold on, hold on,

617
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:57,440
Speaker 1: Mr Presley, can you do any Bruno Mars music? I

618
00:40:57,560 --> 00:40:59,440
Speaker 1: know if you tune, But I just gotta use the

619
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:05,880
Speaker 1: restroom right now. Well, I'll be right out. Okay, Hey, everybody,

620
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 1: we feel in We getting Nancy feeling weird, excited for

621
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 1: brutal Mars. That's right, that's right. You know, when I

622
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 1: think of the word Mars, I think about her space,

623
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:17,600
Speaker 1: And when I think about her space, I think about

624
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:19,239
Speaker 1: a time I made out with my brother in the

625
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:27,800
Speaker 1: weirdest way out of here. What's going on? Did you

626
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 1: ever did you ever send that car out to that

627
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:38,120
Speaker 1: bus or no? No, nobody was available. That's our second.

628
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:50,520
Speaker 1: C three is who wrote, Hi, Kevin. I know this

629
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:52,840
Speaker 1: isn't expected, but just wanted to thank you all for

630
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:55,640
Speaker 1: doing my suggestion hilarious. I know you don't have the

631
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:59,560
Speaker 1: shortest of suggestions, but here's one anyway, the rivalry between

632
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:04,120
Speaker 1: sky divers and bungee jumpers. Thanks again, Andre. So the

633
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:06,520
Speaker 1: history of this bridge goes back all the way to

634
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:14,719
Speaker 1: eighteen twenty two when Juggededaiah Foreigner decided to make the bridge. So,

635
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:17,760
Speaker 1: so it's a it's a it's a it's a huge.

636
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:20,560
Speaker 1: I mean you can bungee or sky dive off. That's

637
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:21,799
Speaker 1: how it's all it is. I mean, we're looking at

638
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 1: about six mile high bridge. That's how how you up?

639
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:30,880
Speaker 1: You are? Excuse me? Which which one do you do? Oh? Well,

640
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:33,200
Speaker 1: you know, I just do tours, guided tours through here,

641
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 1: So that's that's that's what I don't do either. But

642
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:38,640
Speaker 1: I will say this, I say, be worn all ye

643
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:42,880
Speaker 1: who crossed paths with either, because it gets intense. Extreme

644
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 1: sporters are intense about their craft. What was That's a

645
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:53,880
Speaker 1: fucking bungee jumper? Nothing? Nothing? Okay, here, let's keep on

646
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,359
Speaker 1: because let me just let me just listen. I came

647
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:59,319
Speaker 1: along for the tour because I like bridges, but as

648
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:01,400
Speaker 1: a sky high her I don't want anybody to be

649
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:04,960
Speaker 1: misled by this asshole. You skydive from the sky, your

650
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:07,960
Speaker 1: base jump from a high place. If somebody jumped off

651
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:10,960
Speaker 1: this bridge, it would be base jumping. Sorry, sir, uh

652
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:13,440
Speaker 1: your tour. If I can't trust what you say, then

653
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:14,800
Speaker 1: why would I listen to you the rest of the

654
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:17,440
Speaker 1: I'm walking I'm walking away. I don't want to do

655
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 1: this tour anymore. I mean, I guess, but I mean

656
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:23,840
Speaker 1: technically anything's a sky right, So all right, let's just

657
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:26,799
Speaker 1: keep on moving down here. And if you look at

658
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:30,680
Speaker 1: this pylon, now, can anyone tell me what difference does

659
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:35,799
Speaker 1: this pylon have that other ones don't. Oh, yeah, it's

660
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:41,879
Speaker 1: only you know me. Um, did foreigner find this pylon too? Yes?

661
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,520
Speaker 1: He did. Yes, So this is actually when you come

662
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:46,920
Speaker 1: with me, we're not gonna take this tour anymore. Let's go.

663
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:50,360
Speaker 1: Let's go, We're going think. Come on, this guy is

664
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:54,239
Speaker 1: an asshole. He doesn't know what he's talking about. Have

665
00:43:54,360 --> 00:44:00,160
Speaker 1: a good one, have fun on your tour alone, buddy. Yeah, oh,

666
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:05,000
Speaker 1: magnificent bridge jubber dyah, you've done amazing work here. But

667
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:09,480
Speaker 1: why are you so close to the edge. I've built

668
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:13,960
Speaker 1: this bridge six miles in the sky to jump off

669
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:19,719
Speaker 1: of it? Wait what jump a diet? No, you can't

670
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:25,319
Speaker 1: survive that, it's six miles Ah. But I have tied this, uh,

671
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:31,080
Speaker 1: this rubbery string to me. Rubbery string. I don't think

672
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:34,719
Speaker 1: it could hold you. Well, we'll see about that when

673
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:41,920
Speaker 1: if the bridge jubb Mrs Forner, I'm so sorry, but

674
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:47,120
Speaker 1: your husband his feet snapped right off at the bottom

675
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:50,520
Speaker 1: of his legs when he bunged down from the bridge,

676
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:54,279
Speaker 1: and yeah, he'd be bloed out when when he did

677
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:57,759
Speaker 1: what a bungee in't a word we're throwing around, and

678
00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:01,880
Speaker 1: do you think it sticks? What is it? Um? How

679
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:06,439
Speaker 1: do I describe this? It bungees like Um, I guess

680
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:11,319
Speaker 1: bunges the cord? How do I say this? My Jebediah

681
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:16,759
Speaker 1: used a chord. Why didn't he just jump without a cord? Well,

682
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:20,480
Speaker 1: then he surely died. Not not at all, sir. Surely

683
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:23,040
Speaker 1: you can make some type of contraption that would slow

684
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:26,000
Speaker 1: him down before you hit the bottom. Interesting, some kind

685
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:32,759
Speaker 1: of shoot, Yeah, some kind of before shoot dive through

686
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:39,959
Speaker 1: the sky. That's more extreme and better than sky dive.

687
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:46,520
Speaker 1: Shoot at the para sky dive. Will you do me

688
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:50,680
Speaker 1: a favor? Anything? Will you die from the sky using

689
00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:56,720
Speaker 1: a shoot of para? For me? Of course? Anything for you. Jeez,

690
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:59,359
Speaker 1: get your hand off me. My husband, just I thought

691
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:03,200
Speaker 1: that was I thought that was my my ankle about that,

692
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:11,359
Speaker 1: that was my chance? Oh I I'm breaking this bridge down,

693
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:14,879
Speaker 1: So no, you can't come out here, So go turn around.

694
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:20,279
Speaker 1: We're breaking this bridge down. Somebody died up here. Yeah,

695
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:25,759
Speaker 1: all right, we're gonna my husband who is your husband? Well,

696
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:28,040
Speaker 1: trust me, we're gonna break this down. No one will

697
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:30,840
Speaker 1: fall off of it again. So it's it should be

698
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:34,279
Speaker 1: a Okay, it's dangerous, so I'd step back as we're

699
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:37,160
Speaker 1: hammering this area. You know, it wouldn't be so dangerous

700
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:39,719
Speaker 1: if perhaps you had a contraption that slowed you down,

701
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:41,400
Speaker 1: if you were to tumble off the side of this

702
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:46,000
Speaker 1: tumble off the side of the space here like for instance,

703
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:48,920
Speaker 1: here hold onto this banana leaf and now I'll just

704
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:57,759
Speaker 1: give you a little shove. So yeah, I mean that's

705
00:46:57,800 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 1: the first draft. But I feel like the town is

706
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:01,880
Speaker 1: gonna love this. I mean, to get community theory involved,

707
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 1: the real true story Joko Dian how this all went down.

708
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 1: I mean, they're clamoring for Once people hear it, they're

709
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:09,399
Speaker 1: gonna love it. I guarantee it's gonna be a state.

710
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:11,440
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a staple of the town. I don't know,

711
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:14,600
Speaker 1: we really had our hearts set on our town, isn't that.

712
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:19,879
Speaker 1: I mean, our town just has a lot of roles

713
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 1: for everyone, and it's it's it's about a small town,

714
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 1: which is what we are. And this story is is

715
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:34,680
Speaker 1: to be honest far fed Okay, Okay, maybe in the sky.

716
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:39,040
Speaker 1: Look it's art. It's it's art history, alright. Sometimes you're

717
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 1: gonna stretch the truth, no pun intended. Okay, so you're

718
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:44,880
Speaker 1: telling it as a true story. Now you're saying you're

719
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:47,320
Speaker 1: stretching the truth. You're stretching the truth like a bunget

720
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:51,279
Speaker 1: cord to be honest, and I know, getting these the

721
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:54,399
Speaker 1: stage plots you've drawn up for us, there's no way

722
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:57,320
Speaker 1: we have an auditorium big enough, nor do we have

723
00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:59,280
Speaker 1: the budget to construct that. We don't have the budget

724
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:02,560
Speaker 1: art town require. There's no set souther than people's imagination.

725
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:08,160
Speaker 1: Is it a city council? This is the city council. Okay,

726
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:10,600
Speaker 1: and then I guess I get to speak. We're trying

727
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:14,600
Speaker 1: to decide the community theater. Can you recognize me? Please?

728
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:19,440
Speaker 1: I don't recognize you. Okay, I'd like to recognize you,

729
00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:22,120
Speaker 1: but right now I don't recognize you. Really this space,

730
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:28,200
Speaker 1: you don't recognize me, Jerry O'Connell, know what, No, it's

731
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:30,279
Speaker 1: not me? All right? How about this? Do you recognize this?

732
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:32,959
Speaker 1: This motion where I leap up in the air and down?

733
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:36,919
Speaker 1: You recognize me? Now leap up in the air down?

734
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:40,080
Speaker 1: I don't. You can save us all a lot of

735
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:41,880
Speaker 1: time if you just told us who you are that

736
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:45,920
Speaker 1: we recognize many the bungee jumper idiots I'm the one

737
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:49,279
Speaker 1: that illegally bungee jumps all over our small town. All right,

738
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:53,719
Speaker 1: the chair recognizes Benji, the bungee jumper. Thank you. Now,

739
00:48:54,239 --> 00:48:57,000
Speaker 1: I'm here to say, we gotta put an end to

740
00:48:57,200 --> 00:49:01,320
Speaker 1: all these lunatic skydivers jumping into our town. Can I

741
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:07,239
Speaker 1: get an ad? We're still working on the community theater season. Um,

742
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:10,240
Speaker 1: if you'd like input in that, we'll do that right now. Okay,

743
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:15,120
Speaker 1: Stomp stop. We don't have the budget or talent for

744
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:18,720
Speaker 1: stomp alright. We we would like to do a musical.

745
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:22,600
Speaker 1: We're thinking South Pacific. This play is going to change

746
00:49:22,719 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 1: the game. People are gonna know our town, not not

747
00:49:25,719 --> 00:49:33,920
Speaker 1: our town. They're gonna know, Hey, guys, put your cigarettes out.

748
00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:39,920
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, put it out on me, not on you.

749
00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:45,360
Speaker 1: Fuck fun Look, look, I know I'm the leader of

750
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:47,920
Speaker 1: this bungee jumping gang. I knew I would tell you

751
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:49,600
Speaker 1: that the way to fix the system is from within

752
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:56,120
Speaker 1: the system. I went in there, nothing changed. Hey, Benji,

753
00:49:56,239 --> 00:49:58,960
Speaker 1: could I ask one little thing? Can we change the

754
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:02,279
Speaker 1: name of our gang from the b j's. It's not

755
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:04,799
Speaker 1: going well. I'm a lot of where looks all around town,

756
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:10,360
Speaker 1: everyone's saying the suck and then they titter, you know

757
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:18,120
Speaker 1: they do what they laugh You know they're laughing. Who's

758
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:25,520
Speaker 1: doing that? The tittering? Who's doing that? Everybody around? Time? Listen,

759
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:31,880
Speaker 1: here's what's going down tonight. Okay you guys, No, no, no, no, worse.

760
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:33,960
Speaker 1: What the hell am I doing with all these presidents?

761
00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:37,239
Speaker 1: We're doing right in the sky. We're doing the fight

762
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:40,879
Speaker 1: in the sky. One of us is gonna jump off

763
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:50,160
Speaker 1: jebbidizel Bridge. I mean, I feel like we're gonna guy

764
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:53,759
Speaker 1: at certain a certain point in the jump where we're

765
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:56,879
Speaker 1: gonna meet the same speeding altitude as the sky diver.

766
00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:01,040
Speaker 1: Look at are you guys the one out? Hey? Look?

767
00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:02,520
Speaker 1: Is it me? Or is benj You just gone off

768
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:05,160
Speaker 1: the deep end? Man? All right? I thought we joined

769
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:08,800
Speaker 1: up the rub banks as a dead president's hunt, and

770
00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:11,360
Speaker 1: then we're going to travel the bridges across the US

771
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:14,960
Speaker 1: and catch every big bungee man. Yeah, we don't have

772
00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:16,879
Speaker 1: a catch phrase. Every time we knock at the door

773
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:18,680
Speaker 1: of a bank, open up and get ready for a

774
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:23,320
Speaker 1: b Jr. Was so sick when you came up with

775
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:27,920
Speaker 1: the jackets. Some money will get some money. I just

776
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:30,239
Speaker 1: I don't want to do a sky fight. You know what?

777
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:35,919
Speaker 1: Is that we're gonna die? Man, I'm done. Well, well,

778
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:41,880
Speaker 1: well if it isn't Stevie sky Deaver, Look it's me, Benny.

779
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:44,200
Speaker 1: I'm here to have this one on one meet with

780
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:47,919
Speaker 1: you to settle the rules for tonight's sky fight. I'll

781
00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:54,080
Speaker 1: tell you so many times it's good. Okay, Stevie s

782
00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:57,800
Speaker 1: of a excuse? Alright, alright, I'm also a skydiver, but

783
00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:00,640
Speaker 1: that is my given name. It's French Eskeip you days,

784
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:03,920
Speaker 1: keep you day, alright, alright, respect, respect, alright. So what

785
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:08,120
Speaker 1: have we got? We got chains, blades, what are the rules? Firearms? Fists?

786
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:12,319
Speaker 1: All right, we could do all those things, but it's

787
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:14,399
Speaker 1: gonna weigh you down on the jump. And you don't

788
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:18,720
Speaker 1: gotta worry about me. Okay, I'm tethered by a fucking rope, dude. Okay,

789
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:23,160
Speaker 1: Now we're gonna settle this once and for all. Whoever lives,

790
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:25,640
Speaker 1: well that'll be different dominant extreme sport here in the

791
00:52:25,719 --> 00:52:31,959
Speaker 1: small town. Whoever dies, well, let's just say they'll be dead.

792
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:34,840
Speaker 1: Will you just come out to the bridge with me

793
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:37,000
Speaker 1: tonight and I can do a live reading and you'll

794
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:39,719
Speaker 1: get the atmosphere, you'll get the feeling. Okay, I'm telling you,

795
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:42,399
Speaker 1: once you feel it outside on the bridge, you're gonna

796
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:44,120
Speaker 1: be like, this is the play. We don't have time

797
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:46,560
Speaker 1: to drive six miles into the sky to get to

798
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:50,120
Speaker 1: this bridge. Were just then walk whatever you want to do.

799
00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:53,759
Speaker 1: We're not walking. No, okay, okay, look I got a bus.

800
00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:55,680
Speaker 1: When we all just piloted the bus, we go. Now

801
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:59,399
Speaker 1: it's my gas were eating up? No one else's all right,

802
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:03,600
Speaker 1: just come take my nephew. I'll take my nephew on

803
00:53:03,719 --> 00:53:06,759
Speaker 1: the on this little journey with you. Great kids are

804
00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:09,200
Speaker 1: gonna love it. Kids, you're gonna love it. Well, he'll

805
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:11,719
Speaker 1: be the designer, and I don't really have the same

806
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:14,000
Speaker 1: point of view as the kids these days, but I'll

807
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:18,759
Speaker 1: i'll see if my nephew likes it. Anyone else want

808
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:24,640
Speaker 1: to bring a remember, yeah, I mean I gotta I

809
00:53:24,719 --> 00:53:29,160
Speaker 1: gotta bus. I was like, I'll bring my wife. Okay,

810
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:31,680
Speaker 1: I've already got my son in my pocket, so I

811
00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:35,399
Speaker 1: think I'm okay, do you get your son in your pocket? Yeah,

812
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:40,680
Speaker 1: it's very little child. He's right here in my pocket. Kangaroo. No,

813
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:43,960
Speaker 1: I'm a human, I'm not on ours. It's in my pocket,

814
00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:47,560
Speaker 1: all right, BJ's are we gonna come hard or what

815
00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:53,239
Speaker 1: always come hard? That's right, that's right, that's Benji. I

816
00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:56,960
Speaker 1: was talking with the guys and uh, first of all,

817
00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:06,359
Speaker 1: put your cigarettes sounds okay, look Benjy, we were talking

818
00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:09,319
Speaker 1: in we want to rob banks. Man, we don't want

819
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:15,239
Speaker 1: to do this. We're gonna die tonight. Is this true? Everybody? Yeah?

820
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:20,319
Speaker 1: This just seems too extreme. Man, I'm sorry. I got

821
00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:24,719
Speaker 1: a Nixon mask. Okay, yeah, I know, I know, I know,

822
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:29,160
Speaker 1: I know, And it's a good mask. It's a great mask. Look,

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Speaker 1: here comes a bus right now, alright, this bus come

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Speaker 1: up here. They're gonna witness either the greatest skylight here. Alright,

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Speaker 1: so we'll just go over and look trust me on

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Speaker 1: the Okay, Now everyone here has a I printed out

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Speaker 1: some some some what's you called? Uh scripts? Here? Okay,

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Speaker 1: so everyone has one here you follow on follow in

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Speaker 1: the play right now, I mean everyone in tell him

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Speaker 1: to me in the play and then these uh would

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Speaker 1: you like to come on? You're in the play? Oh, perfectly,

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Speaker 1: already a bunch of courdes great sir, So would you

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Speaker 1: like to play juggoda what you were at the City

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Speaker 1: councilman earlier? Well? Yeah, yeah, why don't you play jugged.

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Speaker 1: Would you like that? Okay, great, awesome. Okay, so let

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Speaker 1: me just put this cord around your ankles here. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So this is how it's gonna start. Yeah, a city

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Speaker 1: on love right out of the bus. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

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Speaker 1: So um, okay, so you know what, I didn't cast it.

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Speaker 1: I should have cast up before. Okay. So why don't

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Speaker 1: we have um, Mr Milner, Mr Milner, you and your

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Speaker 1: your nephew, why don't you play uh, why don't you

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Speaker 1: play Mrs Foreigner? Okay? And then the little next that's

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Speaker 1: a woman's character, right, Hey, it's cool. No, no, I'd

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Speaker 1: like to know the city council don't have many women. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so that's a problem that you all to figure out. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's not ama alright, we're having a path forward. It's

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Speaker 1: a vote. You just vote for it. Okay. Well, we

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Speaker 1: need to have a quorum in order to have a vote.

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Speaker 1: Someone's flying down from the sky. What is that? I

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Speaker 1: didn't do that. I don't do that. What's happening? It

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Speaker 1: looks like a sky fight. It's just skyfight. Holy ship.

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Speaker 1: That's president you going down step a day. You're going

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Speaker 1: dune City Council. What do you what do you think

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Speaker 1: I mean, we can have all those kind of special

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Speaker 1: effects stuff in the actual play. Huh, well that that

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Speaker 1: was impressive. We uh, we're putting it to a vote

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Speaker 1: next week. Our town is still a top contender. Jesus,

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Speaker 1: come on, I had my feet ripped off. Come on,

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Speaker 1: councilman Ricketts really wants to do equis for some reason,

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Speaker 1: but I don't. I don't think that's going to pass

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Speaker 1: the naked horseplay. Hell, are you gonna do that? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: That's the naked horseplay. Look, that was that was impressive.

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Speaker 1: It was maybe more graphic than we're looking for. We

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Speaker 1: are a community theater after all. Yeah, yeah, it's a lot,

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Speaker 1: I gotta say. And we're also considering the Heidi Chronicles now,

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Speaker 1: which I know it's like a solo show, but yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's on the table. I don't know what where you

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Speaker 1: have to find a woman though. That's gonna be hard here.

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Speaker 1: That hard. We mean, so Uncle Hank, I don't really

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Speaker 1: understand who is better than skydivers, bungee jumpers, song and

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Speaker 1: dance people. I'm confused. It's sky divers. Sky divers are

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Speaker 1: the better ones. I I know. It was kind of

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Speaker 1: hard and the play was a little deluded. I don't

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Speaker 1: trust that guy's script, first of all. But yeah, sky

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Speaker 1: divers are best face jumpers, your second best bungee jumpers,

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Speaker 1: her third, best people on a trampoline or fourth best

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Speaker 1: people on top of the fan that are simulating sky

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Speaker 1: that's the bottom. And those guys don't. Those guys are

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Speaker 1: not doing anything worth while. Community, the community theater people

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Speaker 1: different category. They're not even in competition. You know. Sometimes

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Speaker 1: I'm sad when sky diving came to Grover's Corners and

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Speaker 1: tax money should not be going to that, all right?

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