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Speaker 1: The Jewbil show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone Brameyday Mornings.

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Speaker 1: That's twenties. Hello. Hey, it's Pete Deekins calling from homeowners Association.

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Speaker 1: I was looking for Lisa. Yes, this is Lisa. Hey,

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Speaker 1: Pete Deekins. Nice to meet you. I'm the homeowners association

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Speaker 1: president here. You just moved in, right I did? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Did you get my email? I assume that's why you're calling. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that is why i'm calling. We did get your email

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Speaker 1: real quick though. I just want to say welcome to

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Speaker 1: the neighborhood. It would be great someday to actually meet

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Speaker 1: you in person. Sorry, I haven't been by yet. Normally

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Speaker 1: I stopped by houses that are when they move in,

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Speaker 1: when they're new. I stopped by with the I think

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Speaker 1: of cookies or something that I baked. And I have

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Speaker 1: been so busy have not had a chance to do

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Speaker 1: any bacon and it's making me crazy. No offense, I

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Speaker 1: just I have work to do. So can we just

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Speaker 1: talk quickly about the issue I emailed about with at coffee? Yeah? Absolutely?

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Speaker 1: So what is going on? Why don't you just explain

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Speaker 1: it to me? Because I just want you to know.

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Speaker 1: We take our neighborhood cleanliness very seriously here. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: mean so do I And I think glittering really pisces

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Speaker 1: me off. Honestly, as I said my email, there's somebody

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Speaker 1: who keeps throwing their coffee cup out there window at

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Speaker 1: my house every single morning. At the same time, I'm

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Speaker 1: pretty sure they live in the neighborhood. Yeah, they drive

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Speaker 1: a geeep rain Gee. So I just wanted to email

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Speaker 1: about it. Do you have a solution or are you

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Speaker 1: just gonna Oh? So, I'm sorry, I was just active listening.

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Speaker 1: I did look into it a little bit. I read

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Speaker 1: your email and thank you very much for your breakdown

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Speaker 1: of what's happening. Mmmmmmm. So I understand why you're upset

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Speaker 1: about this. Yeah, I am, and I think that you're

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Speaker 1: upset because you know that I know what's really going on.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what are you talking about? Okay? I I'm

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Speaker 1: going to just have to say you know exactly what

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about and step off. Please. I shouldn't have

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Speaker 1: even said please, how about this, I'll say it better?

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Speaker 1: Step off? M does off? What what the fuck are

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Speaker 1: you talking about? All I want is to figure out

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Speaker 1: who's doing this and to make sure that we I'm

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Speaker 1: sure you do. I'm sure you do. Where did you

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Speaker 1: move from. I don't know the neighborhood was called. Okay,

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Speaker 1: now you're here, and now you're looking to take over.

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Speaker 1: Not going to happen. Okay, m this is my neighborhood,

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Speaker 1: this is my homewowner association. I'm the president around here.

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Speaker 1: What the are you talking about? This is making no sense.

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Speaker 1: I don't want someone to help me with their situation.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about the fact that I'm talking about the

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Speaker 1: fact that the car you described littering in front of

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Speaker 1: your house happens to belong to someone very close to me,

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Speaker 1: someone that I see naked in the mirror every day.

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Speaker 1: It's my car. Is that Is that really you in

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Speaker 1: your car? Yes, the jeep that you say is littering

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Speaker 1: in your front lawn. Yes, that is that is my car. Yes,

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Speaker 1: M and you know that you dude, stop doing that.

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Speaker 1: That's all I want. Stop doing that. Why are you

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Speaker 1: littering in my yard? I'm not littering in your yard.

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Speaker 1: Yes you are, I know I am not. No, you

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Speaker 1: just moved thirsty for power, and you're trying to frame

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Speaker 1: me for littering in my own neighborhood and I won't

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Speaker 1: have it. That's why I've already made a phone call

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Speaker 1: to the police, so thank me later from jail. M Oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: the police. I'm not the one littering, it's you. I'll

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Speaker 1: call the police exactly what happened your life, and then

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Speaker 1: guess who will be still Pete m m No, I

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Speaker 1: didn't say I called the police about the littering. It's

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Speaker 1: about the other thing that I stashed in your garage.

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Speaker 1: Have fun explaining that to the company. What did you do? What? Oh,

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Speaker 1: I did a prank phone call? What? Oh, hey, what's up?

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Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a

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Speaker 1: phone prank on you. It's a joke. What. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: your husband, Victor set you up. He said that. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, I am right now. Are you serious? He said,

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Speaker 1: You guys just moved into a new neighborhood and it

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Speaker 1: has a homeowners associate for the first time, and you

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Speaker 1: hate it. Yeah, I do. I hate homewarners associations, and

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Speaker 1: now I think I hate my husband. The Jewel Show

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Speaker 1: on Demand