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Speaker 1: Jewel Show is here. Get your butt at the front door.

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Speaker 1: We are super villains ready to overtake the world, and

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Speaker 1: best ready ego you've heard in a while show. All right,

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Speaker 1: who's ready to hear me? Follow my face? We're about

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Speaker 1: to try this new thing on TikTok. I'll tell you

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Speaker 1: what it is in a second, but first let me

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Speaker 1: explain Alex, my wife and my co host. She's one

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Speaker 1: of those people who is just kind of good at everything.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, also very athletic. You are though, you are, see,

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Speaker 1: and she's even good at being humbled and the humble

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Speaker 1: know that that that it was golf not really a sport,

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Speaker 1: So here we go. There's a new TikTok challenge that's

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Speaker 1: having very different results for men and women. It's called

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Speaker 1: the balance challenge. Okay, so we'll do that. Apparently most

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Speaker 1: dudes can't do this, most women can. Okay. What you

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Speaker 1: the Jewel Show on all the social media sites will

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Speaker 1: put them up there. You can follow each of us individually.

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Speaker 1: I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at Evan on the radio.

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Speaker 1: It's the Jewel Show, the Jewbil Show on demand, It's

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Speaker 1: another Jebil phone frame mornings. That's one. Hey, this is Tony. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm the production side of it. No, I know, new guy.

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Speaker 1: just trying new guy doing New Guy guy. New guy

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Speaker 1: Tony names Tony. It's it's Tony's all good until Ed

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Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just joking with you. Tone tone lookester

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Speaker 1: Check it out, check it out, check out? What man?

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. Up. I know

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Speaker 1: weird guy, weird guy. Hey, weird guys. Do you want

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Speaker 1: Hey you want to send you some naked pictures of

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Speaker 1: the boss? What? Yeah, I got some. I can send

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Speaker 1: First of all, I do not want to hang out

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Speaker 1: I definitely don't want you to send photos of our

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Speaker 1: boss nude. And I actually I would love to get

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Speaker 1: You wait, well, you just send me naked pictures of

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Speaker 1: there's there's literally no new emails. I'd refreshed like three times.

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Speaker 1: naked pictures. I sent my HR complaint. New guy, you

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Speaker 1: new guy grabbed my backside when I walked by his desk. So, dude, seriously,

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Speaker 1: what an HR complaint about me? Yeah? New guys always said,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna send HR a complaint about you. What was

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Speaker 1: My name's Ed and I work in sales, new guy,

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Speaker 1: And if you send an HR complain about my HR complain,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna send another one about your HR complaint. Now

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Speaker 1: that with me? I don't think you do a new guy.

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Speaker 1: You want to talk now, Tony bop. Okay, wait, what

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Speaker 1: the is going on? Actually, well, there's a prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: That's what's going on, New guy. Yeah, I get it.

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Speaker 1: Can I get back to work now? Ed? Well, no

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Speaker 1: actually Jewil from The Jewil Show doing a phone prank

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Speaker 1: new guy. I pitch you catch. Oh my god, Well

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Speaker 1: it looks like I'm gonna have a real fun time

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Speaker 1: we're here. We're gonna have the best time, New guy, Tony,

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Speaker 1: see you later, all right, Yeah, wake up every morning

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Speaker 1: with Jebil phone pranks the Jewil Show on demand. Scientists

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Speaker 1: have discovered that you can tell how good a guy

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Speaker 1: is at bedroom athletics Wow, just by looking at him.

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Speaker 1: Wait to find out how the Jewil Show. This is

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Speaker 1: for real? And I found this article yesterday. Well, I

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Speaker 1: I found the study that scientists did. They were doing

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Speaker 1: can identify how good a man is at passiontivities. That,

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Speaker 1: a trail of hair, No, a trail of hair from

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Speaker 1: mountain man beards. Clean shaven's bad too. Seriously, Jewel shaved

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Speaker 1: to shave it for like a like a movie that

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Speaker 1: don't ever do that a gas like as a child. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: it literally gives me splinters if I rub my hands

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Speaker 1: clean shaven. It does. It does. I mean sometimes it

419
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Speaker 1: pokes me so hard my eyes start watering. Oh my god, Joe,

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Speaker 1: are we still talking about my beard? The Jubils Show

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Speaker 1: on demand, Jubils Dirty Little Secret. It's time for your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret. Yeah, la, dirty little secret. Remember, if

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Speaker 1: you want to tell us anything, you can text in

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Speaker 1: four one six one tell us you have a dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret and we will put you on the show

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Speaker 1: and you can say whatever you want. Nobody will know

427
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Speaker 1: it's you because we always keep everybody anonymous. We don't

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Speaker 1: even ask what your name is. If you want to

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Speaker 1: tell us something that you've got on your chest that

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Speaker 1: you want us to just pluck, reach over and pluck

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Speaker 1: off your chest, rabbit. If you got a secret, you

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Speaker 1: can tell us it. We won't even ask your name.

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Speaker 1: And that's why everybody gets a fake name when they

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Speaker 1: call in. And the caller right now to tell us

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret. Who nickname is? Ricky Bobby? Ricky Bobby?

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Speaker 1: That is what movie? Ricky? You're from Talladega something. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's good. Yeah, it's really good. I've never seen it,

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Speaker 1: ye never, You've never seen Talladega Nights. Rickey Bobby is

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00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:19,200
Speaker 1: from Tadaga Knights. Yes, that's what character. Rickey Bobby is

440
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Speaker 1: on the phone though. What's up, Ricky? Hey, how are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm good. I was just hoping the sweet little Baby

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Speaker 1: Jesus was doing. Okay, well, tell us what your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret is. So I manage a pet store. I

444
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Speaker 1: mean it's good, big store, A lot of people know it.

445
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Speaker 1: It's the chain, but I'm not going to say the name. Um,

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Speaker 1: but yeah, so I okay. So, so you manage a

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Speaker 1: big chain pet store that you don't want to say

448
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Speaker 1: the name of. But there's only like one of them,

449
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:54,040
Speaker 1: so or pet Smart. So I'm guessing it's one of those.

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Speaker 1: But don't you don't have to. Don't worry. You don't

451
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Speaker 1: have to tell us what it is. Yes, I just didn't.

452
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Speaker 1: So what do you do with Peco or pet Smart? Okay?

453
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Speaker 1: So okay, when I close up, I wait till you

454
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Speaker 1: know all the other employees have gone and I lock up.

455
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Speaker 1: But then I stay for a little while. You don't

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Speaker 1: get you don't trying to get the hell out of

457
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Speaker 1: there when you can. Yeah, who stays extra minute? Well,

458
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Speaker 1: if you're a pet store and play, I would think

459
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Speaker 1: you like to stay there as long as possible. The animals, Yeah,

460
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:21,720
Speaker 1: they love animals. Anytime I'm into one of those big

461
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Speaker 1: chain stores, pet Car, pet Smart, which is not the

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Speaker 1: one that you work at. I always noticed that those people,

463
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Speaker 1: I feel like they would just be there for hours

464
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Speaker 1: if they could, whenever they're off the clock, because they

465
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Speaker 1: just love animals. And they also judge you for the

466
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Speaker 1: animals that you bring in, like you're not doing it right.

467
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Speaker 1: I know. Yeah, you guys are judging by the way

468
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Speaker 1: You're right. We really love our jobs. Okay, So as

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Speaker 1: soon as everybody is born, I set up my microphone

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Speaker 1: in front of the reptiles. Microphone in front of the reptiles.

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Speaker 1: After the store is closed, and do what give them

472
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Speaker 1: a motivational speech? No, No, I'm a singer. You're a singer, okay, singer.

473
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Speaker 1: Do you sing from reptiles? Yeah? I do. I put

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Speaker 1: on a little concert for the reptiles every night. I

475
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Speaker 1: poke up. Wow, So you're the bet sours closed and

476
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Speaker 1: then it's just you singing and dancing. I'm assuming to

477
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Speaker 1: a reptile audience. Yeah, I mean, they're the best guy.

478
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Speaker 1: Now I'll stay together. They look at you. They they're

479
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Speaker 1: not off getting, you know, distracted. They're the rest black

480
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Speaker 1: me because I have stage right. So now I have

481
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Speaker 1: all these eyeballs on. And that's the perfect audience too.

482
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Speaker 1: I mean, they're not gonna judge you. They're not gonna

483
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Speaker 1: say if you're bad. You know your confidence is going

484
00:24:37,119 --> 00:24:42,639
Speaker 1: to be skyrocketing exactly. Okay, so you just said you

485
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Speaker 1: have stage right? Is this helping you? Do you perform

486
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Speaker 1: in front of life people are real? Like human people

487
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:53,000
Speaker 1: or well, reptilire people, say, reptile people, but reptiles people too.

488
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Speaker 1: Do you perform in front of humans or reptiles? Only?

489
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Speaker 1: So far just the reptiles, But I'm getting there. Never

490
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Speaker 1: read the next step. What if like what if what

491
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Speaker 1: like somebody from past Marta Peco watched you do this,

492
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Speaker 1: like on the video surveillance cameras or something later the

493
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Speaker 1: next day or something. I don't know. You're not worried

494
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Speaker 1: about getting caught. Oh my gosh, I need to go.

495
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:17,639
Speaker 1: I need to look at these videos because I know

496
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Speaker 1: they do have cameras, but but usually like they don't

497
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Speaker 1: go back and look unless something happens. But who knows. Maybe,

498
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:25,480
Speaker 1: well you should find the footage no matter what. Yeah,

499
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Speaker 1: because I can tell you this as a performer. If

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Speaker 1: people don't know this, I do stand up comedy, and

501
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:31,760
Speaker 1: it's always good to look back at your performances and yes,

502
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:34,280
Speaker 1: yes you know, so you can look back and be like, Okay,

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Speaker 1: tomorrow night's performance in front of the Bearded Dragons and

504
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Speaker 1: the other reptiles. When I go to hit this note,

505
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna turn and look left Louis the bearded Dragon

506
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Speaker 1: because he loves it when I sing that part, you know,

507
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:47,399
Speaker 1: just to play the audience. It mighty help you out

508
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:51,360
Speaker 1: a little bit. Okay, I'm gonna definitely do that, all right.

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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret? Text you bill to four

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Speaker 1: six The Jebel Show on demand the Jewel shows idiots

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Speaker 1: in the news, and welcome to the i n N,

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network, where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: They for Wednesday, February twenty four, twenty twenty one, I'm

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Speaker 1: Jewel Fresh And Gwyneth Paltrow opened her mouth the other

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Speaker 1: day and let words come out of it, and that's

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Speaker 1: never a good thing. Gwyneth Paltrow, everybody's favorite pretentious Hollywood celebrity. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: said something the other day that has Twitter and the

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Speaker 1: entire internet making fun of her. And it's always fun

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Speaker 1: to make fun of Gwyneth Paltrow. She basically claimed to

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Speaker 1: be responsible for everybody wearing masks to COVID what Yes,

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Speaker 1: She was talking to The New York Times. They were

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Speaker 1: interviewing her for some reason, and she said this about

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Speaker 1: the masks. She said, this is a familiar pattern in

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Speaker 1: my life. I do something early, and everyone is like,

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Speaker 1: what is she doing? Oh, why, she's insane, and then

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Speaker 1: it's adopted by popular culture. You've got to be kidding me. No.

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Speaker 1: She also said, I had to take this trip to

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Speaker 1: France when it was kicking off. I wore on a plane,

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Speaker 1: but I didn't wear it to the function I was

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Speaker 1: going to, and actually I ended up getting COVID and

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Speaker 1: coming home and being one of the first people that

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Speaker 1: I've ever heard of to have COVID. So she's even

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Speaker 1: she's bragging about having COVID. Wow, she's saying that she's

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Speaker 1: responsible for me wearing masks. Everybody wanted to be like Gwyneth,

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00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:17,960
Speaker 1: and she also was trendy and had COVID before anybody else. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So is that considered a narcissist or I think so?

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Speaker 1: I think so. I don't know. I mean, she makes

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Speaker 1: candles that she says smells like her lady parts. Yeah,

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00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:29,880
Speaker 1: and then says that she started the mask trend. Yeah,

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00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,480
Speaker 1: and then so crazy. It takes pride in being the

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Speaker 1: first person to have COVID, Gwyneth Paltrow. How terrible would

542
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Speaker 1: she be next to somebody who actually is really sick

543
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:41,119
Speaker 1: from COVID? Just be like, I actually had it first.

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00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:43,359
Speaker 1: I know you're dying and everything, but I had it first.

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00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:47,720
Speaker 1: Sounds like she'd be a nightmare in a relationship. Seriously.

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Speaker 1: So there you go. It's Gwyneth Paltrow's world and we're

547
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Speaker 1: just living in it. Thank you for the mask tip, Gwyne.

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Speaker 1: All Right, This is the i n N, the Idiot

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Speaker 1: News Network where idiots aren't just in the news. And

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Speaker 1: for our next story, listen it to Alex fred I

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Speaker 1: didn't ask where she's on location, but she's usually in

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Speaker 1: Los Angeles, California. Alex, Well, you got that right. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm in Los Angeles. And well, Vanessa Bryant, she's not

554
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:12,920
Speaker 1: too happy with Meek Mill right now. Yeah, So he

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Speaker 1: came out with a new song and some the lyrics

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Speaker 1: in it didn't go over too well with her and

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Speaker 1: she called him out for it. Really, something that's strange.

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Speaker 1: This be I'm fin always tells me that she loves me,

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Speaker 1: but she ain't ever showed me. Yeah, and if I

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Speaker 1: ever lack I'm going out with my Chopper, it'll be

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Speaker 1: another Kobe. Oh wow, Okay, that's not a great. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: except meek Mill when he says chopper is not talking

563
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Speaker 1: about a helicopter, what's he talking about talking about a gun? Right? Okay?

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00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:44,120
Speaker 1: So does she know that? Probably not? Yeah, But also

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00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 1: it's just a mishap. That's a mishap. Yeah, So he

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Speaker 1: probably shouldn't have said it just for the I mean,

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Speaker 1: when he was writing it, he probably knew what he

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Speaker 1: was doing as well. Yeah, yeah, it's just a bad,

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Speaker 1: super bad rhyme. He didn't mean helicopter. I mean you

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Speaker 1: see how he could draw the comparison. All so look

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Speaker 1: at the line and go, yeah, yeah, I can maybe

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Speaker 1: find something else. Yeah yeah, people are yeah really like

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Speaker 1: I'm a skilled lyricist. Maybe I doesn't need to make

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Speaker 1: a Kobe Bryant death reference to Chopper and I think

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Speaker 1: I could do something else. How does he think that

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Speaker 1: was going to go over? Well? Right? Yeah, all right,

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Speaker 1: Well that's all I have here from La and I'm

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Speaker 1: Alex fresh and have a great day. Although ry I

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Speaker 1: like that, right, I was trying to think of something

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Speaker 1: to rhyme with the same word with. This is the

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Speaker 1: i n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't

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Speaker 1: just in the news. And for our next story, let's

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Speaker 1: send it on over to English Oven, who's on location

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Speaker 1: at a bookstore and Buckheads signing his new book, Nothing

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Speaker 1: but the Nitty Britty, about a British private investigator who

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Speaker 1: solves crime by day and it's fabulous Sweaters by night.

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Speaker 1: Sounds interesting, of it? Yeah, it does sound interesting, Jewel,

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00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:52,600
Speaker 1: but no, I'm ac clearly in Utah right now, and

589
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Speaker 1: what's the worst thing that can happen to you in

590
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Speaker 1: a car? Any takers on that accident? Car accident, car accident,

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00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:01,480
Speaker 1: bill coffee or game pulled over? Okay, drugs in your car?

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Speaker 1: Oh well, well, now this doesn't seem as bad as those,

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Speaker 1: So that kind of ruined it. But parking tickets, I thought,

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Speaker 1: So there's some story. But police in Utah are actually

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Speaker 1: doing this thing now where you can donate to a

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Speaker 1: food bank in order to get rid of your parking tickets.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh that's cool. Yeah, it is cool until you

598
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Speaker 1: realize the fact that how is food going to get

599
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Speaker 1: rid of a parking ticket when they enforce the tickets

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00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:29,920
Speaker 1: so ridiculously easy. Like I have so many parking teas

601
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Speaker 1: in the past, and it's like I had to pay

602
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:33,760
Speaker 1: like hundreds of dollars to get rid of those, and

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Speaker 1: now you donate like a can of beans and you're good. Wow,

604
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:39,920
Speaker 1: Like what is that about? Well so, and also they

605
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:42,080
Speaker 1: could just start handing out parking tickets to get people

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Speaker 1: to donate. It's still a good thing. They're donating food.

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Speaker 1: It is good. I've had multiple people give me parking

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Speaker 1: tickets a few times. Really, I've had them give me

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Speaker 1: a ticket for parking, and then someone else give me

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Speaker 1: a ticket for expired tabs, and then someone else give

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Speaker 1: me a ticket for something else on the far from

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Speaker 1: the curb. Yeah, Jesus as a profiling. Yeah, finally, bad parking. Yea,

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Speaker 1: they were profiling my terrible parking in the fact that

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Speaker 1: I didn't have tabs. You're about to lose your job, lady.

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Speaker 1: You're probably driving your rain drummer because I think that

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Speaker 1: time was my nineteen ninety seven accord miss that guy,

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Speaker 1: ye blue lose yellow job again, Yo job. You're about

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Speaker 1: to lose yo job because you nothing. And that was

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Speaker 1: the i n N the Idiot News Network where idiots

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Speaker 1: aren't just in the news. The report the news soon

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Speaker 1: the Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone prank

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Speaker 1: Day Mornings. Hello, Hi there, this is Fidalgo Thompson calling

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Speaker 1: from photography. I was looking for Cassie. This is me, Hey, cats,

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Speaker 1: how you doing. I'm good? How are you not too bad?

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Speaker 1: It's been a while since we talked. To you, what

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Speaker 1: do we take your wedding photos about a year ago?

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Speaker 1: Something like that, Y're gonna halsome? Yeah that's right. Yeah. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm calling you today with some actually some very exciting

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Speaker 1: news for you. Okay, I mean I'm assuming you liked

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Speaker 1: your wedding photos. Yeah, well guess what, someone else also

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Speaker 1: liked your wedding photos. An advertising executive at a very

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Speaker 1: big marketing company. What really, how did well how did

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Speaker 1: they even see them? Like? Oh, well, we have a

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Speaker 1: contract with some of these marketing companies that we send

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Speaker 1: them photos that we like and if they want to

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Speaker 1: use them, they can purchase them. Um. So a big

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Speaker 1: advertising campaign is going to be going out and they

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Speaker 1: chose you and your husband's wedding photos to use in

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Speaker 1: the campaign. So everybody's gonna be seeing your faces on

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Speaker 1: buses and billboards soon. Exciting. Oh okay, I don't remember

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Speaker 1: telling you that you could use my pictures for well,

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Speaker 1: well that you didn't actually say it, but when you

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Speaker 1: sign our contract, there is fine print and says that

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Speaker 1: we can use the pictures and repurpose them in any

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Speaker 1: way we see fits. So we actually went ahead and

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Speaker 1: sold those pictures. And the good news is you're going

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Speaker 1: to profit from it big time. Okay, Well, first of all,

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Speaker 1: I mean I'm kind of pissed that you didn't ask

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Speaker 1: us first, that you didn't call it. Yeah, but I

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Speaker 1: guess it's too late for that now. So can you

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Speaker 1: just tell me a little bit more about it? Yeah? Absolutely,

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Speaker 1: Like I said, your photos are going to be plastered

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Speaker 1: all around town as part of the Just Weight campaign.

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Speaker 1: The Just Weight campaign, What does that mean? What is it? Well,

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Speaker 1: it's an advertising campaign that focuses on the message of

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Speaker 1: telling people to wait before they get married because divorce

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Speaker 1: is at such a high rate. What yeah, are you kidding?

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Speaker 1: So it's basically a billboard for divorce. I wouldn't put

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Speaker 1: it that way. It's more of a billboard for telling

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Speaker 1: people to wait before they get married because they could

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Speaker 1: end up like this unhappy couple right here. You're going

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Speaker 1: to be the face of divorce. It's exciting divorce. What

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Speaker 1: that's horrible. That's not a good thing. Like you're acting

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Speaker 1: like you think it's a good thing. Well, I do

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Speaker 1: think it's a good thing. I mean I would want

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Speaker 1: my photos used in a huge advertising campaign or are

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Speaker 1: you getting divorced? Were unhappy couples? No, we're not getting

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Speaker 1: a divorce. Like are you kidding? Am I picking up

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Speaker 1: on this? Correctly? You aren't excited about this opportunity? Hell no,

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Speaker 1: I'm not excited about it? All right? Well how about this?

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Speaker 1: Think about this, you and your husband being the new

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Speaker 1: face for divorce. You're gonna get a huge paycheck out

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Speaker 1: of it. There is no amount of money that you

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Speaker 1: could pay me to make me happy about my wedding

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Speaker 1: photos being the face of divorce. Well you haven't heard

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Speaker 1: how much yet? What if I told you they're going

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Speaker 1: to give you two hundred and fifty dollars? Now, how

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Speaker 1: my god? Aren't you serious? No? Listen, yes, I am you? Okay,

682
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Speaker 1: Like I'm serious. I am going to call a lawyer

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Speaker 1: and I'm going to sue you unless you put a

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Speaker 1: stop to this deal. And I don't. This is ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: I am not going to be the of divorce, that's right.

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Speaker 1: You're not going to be. You and your husband are

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Speaker 1: gonna be me or my husband, I don't care. And

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Speaker 1: he's going to freak out when he finds out about this, okay,

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Speaker 1: Like you think I got He is gonna come down

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Speaker 1: to your studio and shove that camera, right, up your eyes. Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: Well I don't think he's gonna do that. Oh you don't. Huh,

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Speaker 1: Well do his eye? Tell him get ready because that

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Speaker 1: camera is coming straight up your Okay, well, I don't

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Speaker 1: think he's gonna do it because he's the one that

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Speaker 1: set you up for this prank phone call. That's why

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Speaker 1: I said that. What are you talking about. I'm just

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Speaker 1: talking about that. This is actually Jewel from The Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show doing a phone prank on you and your husband

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Speaker 1: set you h Are you for real? Are you kidding me? No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not kidding you. Well, I was kidding you. Your

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Speaker 1: husband set you up for a prank phone call. He said,

702
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Speaker 1: you guys got married not that long ago, and you

703
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Speaker 1: love your wedding photos, and he wanted me to create

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Speaker 1: a campaign where you could be the face of divorce.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that was ridiculous. I was for real.

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Speaker 1: I was kidding, Like, go get him and tell him

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Speaker 1: to go tell him so have a camerap here. Oh

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Speaker 1: I'm glad you didn't do that. Wake up every morning

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Speaker 1: with Jebil phone pranks The Jewel Show on Demand, First

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Speaker 1: Date talk about going backwards. Kim Is on the phone

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Speaker 1: for a first date, fall up today, and he's what

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Speaker 1: you'd call a backwards dater? Really, what does that mean? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's where your relationship goes and reverse. Apparently a Kim

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Speaker 1: hooked up with the girl that he wants to call today. Yeah, right,

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Speaker 1: but then you couldn't even get a kiss on his

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Speaker 1: next date. And now he can't even get a response

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Speaker 1: to a text. Oh my god, I hated something. So

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Speaker 1: he definitely did something wrong. And I don't know where

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Speaker 1: to start a Kim. Should we start at the beginning

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Speaker 1: or the end? Where do we start with your date? Um?

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Speaker 1: I guess we'll started at the beginning. Okay, it's the beginning,

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Speaker 1: the last date where she wouldn't kiss you or whatever,

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Speaker 1: or the date where you guys hooked up. Did you

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Speaker 1: would think it was the day were seting kiss whatever,

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Speaker 1: the day when we hooked up, that was like where

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Speaker 1: it started. Um. So we met at her name is Irish, okay,

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Speaker 1: and we met at a restaurant, like I was there

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Speaker 1: with some friends and she was there with some friends,

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Speaker 1: and I guess we just started like mingling and talking

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Speaker 1: and like the conversation was really good and like we

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Speaker 1: were all laughing, get along. And one thing led to

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Speaker 1: another and eventually, like I asked im, like, hey, do

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Speaker 1: you want to have like a cocktail back at my

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Speaker 1: place or whatever? And she was down, So she came

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Speaker 1: over and we had like a really good night together.

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Speaker 1: And that was the first day. Like we ended up

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Speaker 1: like she ended up like spending the night over. So

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Speaker 1: as far as days, I mean, that's the ultimate, that's

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Speaker 1: what you hope for. Yeah, it was a great Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was a great day. It was a great first day.

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Speaker 1: It was it was a great like everything went really well,

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Speaker 1: and I don't know what happened because like we were

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Speaker 1: texting back and forth and then we ended up going

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Speaker 1: on like a second day. Like she invited me over

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Speaker 1: to like a barbecue, like one of her friends was

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Speaker 1: like having like this cool barbecue or whatever. So she

747
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Speaker 1: must she must have liked what happened when she was

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Speaker 1: at your place to ask you out again. Yeah, yeah, exactly,

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Speaker 1: I mean that's what I thought. So, like the barbecue

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Speaker 1: was going well, everyone's like having on or whatever, and

751
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Speaker 1: then it comes to like the end of the barbecue

752
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Speaker 1: and like I guess, I'm like walk, I'm working, I'm

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Speaker 1: walking to my car, and I was like I went

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Speaker 1: into like the like, you know, the good bye kids,

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Speaker 1: I'll see you laters, I think, and she just like

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Speaker 1: gave me the cheek, Oh, gave you the cheek after

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Speaker 1: I'm to giving you the other cheek. Yeah. So you

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Speaker 1: guys had hooked up and then she didn't even kiss

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Speaker 1: you at the end of hanging out at the barbecue. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, I text you later. She's like okay,

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Speaker 1: and then I texted her and nothing. So was there

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Speaker 1: a certain point in the barbecue that you feel like

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Speaker 1: it kind of went self? Honestly, I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: thought everything was going really well. Okay, well you must

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Speaker 1: have done something. Yeah, Well, how long has it been

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Speaker 1: since then? It's been like, I don't know, like three

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Speaker 1: days through or four days, like she hasn't text back

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Speaker 1: and like forever, Like it feels like forever, but it's

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Speaker 1: only been like four days since like last text her. Okay,

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Speaker 1: four days, but that's long enough, though, I think, you know,

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Speaker 1: especially if you guys had met, hooked up, then went

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Speaker 1: to a barbecue, didn't get a kiss, and then did

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Speaker 1: she respond to you at all after the barbecue. No,

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Speaker 1: it's been like a ghost town nothing at all. Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: you have to have done something though, because I mean, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know she asked you out to the barbecue, right, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: she thought she was like, hey, my friends having a

778
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Speaker 1: cool barbecue would be cool if you came. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: all right, did you wear something weird like a I

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Speaker 1: don't know, were you naked to hal? I mean maybe

781
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Speaker 1: I just want like a chef or some jeans, like

782
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Speaker 1: nothing like fancy. Okay, Well we'll see if we can

783
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Speaker 1: figure it out for you. And you've heard nothing from her, Nope,

784
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Speaker 1: But like everything seemed so cool, Like she was funny,

785
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Speaker 1: she was laughing at my jokes. We had really good rapport,

786
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Speaker 1: Like I just I don't know. I just really want

787
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Speaker 1: to see he again. I thought we kicked it off

788
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Speaker 1: really well. Okay, and you swear there's nothing at the

789
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Speaker 1: barbecue that could have happened. I can't think of a thing.

790
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Speaker 1: I really can't. I've been racking my brain over I

791
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:52,200
Speaker 1: can't think of anything. Well, if there is something, we'll

792
00:39:52,239 --> 00:39:54,279
Speaker 1: find it. Yeah. Well, so if you're not telling us something,

793
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:55,640
Speaker 1: because a lot of time people will forget to tell

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Speaker 1: us if you haven't gotten all the details, and now's

795
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Speaker 1: the time to do it. Yeah, No, I don't think

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Speaker 1: I'm missing anything. I think that's everything. I can't think

797
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Speaker 1: of a thing. All right, Well, we'll play a song

798
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Speaker 1: and then come back and call her and see if

799
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Speaker 1: we can figure out why she's not calling you back.

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Speaker 1: All right, all right, sound good? All right, we'll get

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Speaker 1: your first day fall up, Brad for this. It's the

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show. Right in the middle of your first day

803
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Speaker 1: fall up. And if you're just joining us, A Keem

804
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Speaker 1: is on the phone, and a Keem cannot figure out

805
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Speaker 1: how he went so backwards with the woman he wants

806
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Speaker 1: to call today. Her name's Iris, and he met her

807
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Speaker 1: while he was out with some friends. They actually hooked

808
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Speaker 1: up the same night they met whoa. Then she invited

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Speaker 1: him to a barbecue. He went to the barbecue. At

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Speaker 1: the end of the barbecue, he went to kiss her.

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Speaker 1: Remember they've done a lot more than kiss before that. Yes,

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Speaker 1: they have, and she wouldn't kiss him, which is strange.

813
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Speaker 1: And she hasn't talked to him since. So let's see

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Speaker 1: if we can get her on the phone and figure

815
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Speaker 1: out what happened. All right, came, you're ready? Yeah? I

816
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Speaker 1: really want to find out because I can't think of

817
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Speaker 1: anything I did wrong. Okay, this is always what happened? Yeah,

818
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Speaker 1: I can't think of anything, and then we get him

819
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Speaker 1: on the phone, and then and then it's something crazy.

820
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Speaker 1: So yeah, we'll call her right now and see if

821
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Speaker 1: we can figure it out for you. Okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: sounds good. All right, here we go. Hello him, I

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Speaker 1: speak to Iris. Please, This is Hers. Hey, what's up? Iris?

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Speaker 1: How are you? This is Jewel from the Jewel Show.

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Speaker 1: Who is this? It's me. My name's Jebil, I'm Alex,

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Speaker 1: I'm Evan and it's the Jewel Show. It's a radio show.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, I guess what's going on? Why are you

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Speaker 1: calling me? Did I win something? No? No, I'm calling

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Speaker 1: you today because we do a segment on our show

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Speaker 1: called the First Date follow Up. It's where if you

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Speaker 1: go out on a date with someone and then end

832
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Speaker 1: up not calling them back after, they can email us

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Speaker 1: to get you on the phone and figure out what happened.

834
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Speaker 1: And we got an email about you from somebody who

835
00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:56,520
Speaker 1: actually went out on a few dates with you, and

836
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 1: now you're not calling them back and he wants to

837
00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:03,440
Speaker 1: know why. Yeah, yeah, do you know who we're talking about? Um?

838
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:10,000
Speaker 1: Is it? Is it a queum? Yeah? Yep? It is. Yep,

839
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:14,000
Speaker 1: it is. Oh, so emailed us and told us about

840
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,320
Speaker 1: your date. He said, he really liked you, but he

841
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:17,359
Speaker 1: can't figure out why you're not getting back to him. Also,

842
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:22,040
Speaker 1: we have some questions just in general about the whole thing. Many, Oh,

843
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 1: we have questions, yeah, specifically. So he told us about

844
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:29,799
Speaker 1: your date. He said that when you guys first met,

845
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:32,160
Speaker 1: you actually hooked up. Noltary, Noltary. He didn't give us

846
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:33,680
Speaker 1: any details. If you want to, you can this fine,

847
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:39,880
Speaker 1: but details. No, I won't be given any details. Yeah, no,

848
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,640
Speaker 1: we don't really need those, but he might. Yeah. He

849
00:42:42,719 --> 00:42:45,359
Speaker 1: said that you guys hooked up and then you asked

850
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:48,720
Speaker 1: him to go to a barbecue with your friends, and

851
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 1: he went to the barbecue, but at the end of

852
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:52,600
Speaker 1: the barbecue, you wouldn't even give him a kiss goodbye.

853
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:55,759
Speaker 1: And he hasn't talked to you since. So he's confused.

854
00:42:57,120 --> 00:43:00,440
Speaker 1: I'm trying to find out why you're not calling him back. Yeah,

855
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:04,920
Speaker 1: well I well, you're right, I didn't call him back

856
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:08,319
Speaker 1: and I didn't text him back. But um, you know,

857
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:10,799
Speaker 1: it really comes down to the fact I did have

858
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:14,279
Speaker 1: a good time with him, but in the end, when

859
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:18,000
Speaker 1: I brought him to the barbecue. My friends just trying

860
00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:21,319
Speaker 1: to They kind of really didn't care for him for me,

861
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:24,799
Speaker 1: you know, they thought, you know, they just they just

862
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:29,880
Speaker 1: didn't like him, Okay, like his character. Yeah, what about him?

863
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:32,600
Speaker 1: They just they didn't really say. They just said they

864
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:35,080
Speaker 1: just didn't feel like he was right for me. Something

865
00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:37,279
Speaker 1: was off. Oh my god, and that was enough for

866
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:39,880
Speaker 1: you to like totally write him off. Well, you know,

867
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:43,320
Speaker 1: I've made some bad decisions in my day, so I

868
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:47,840
Speaker 1: lately I've been using my friends to make my decisions

869
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:52,360
Speaker 1: for me because I've made some real bad ones. Okay,

870
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:55,480
Speaker 1: so were you not, like, did you have any of

871
00:43:55,560 --> 00:44:00,799
Speaker 1: those same feelings at all? Um? No, you know, I

872
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:03,560
Speaker 1: had a good time. But you know, again, I just

873
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:08,280
Speaker 1: don't trust my judgment anymore. Okay, you really don't trust

874
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:11,399
Speaker 1: my judgment, so I just kind of I'm just kind

875
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:14,719
Speaker 1: of going with them. Okay, So you liked him, but

876
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:17,359
Speaker 1: also you don't trust yourself when it comes to dating,

877
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:20,080
Speaker 1: so I really don't trust So you leave it up

878
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:24,120
Speaker 1: to your friends to pick your boyfriends. Yeah, well, I mean,

879
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:28,960
Speaker 1: you know, listen, I guess, Yeah, I guess. So Okay,

880
00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:30,840
Speaker 1: I you know, I don't know how to explain it,

881
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:34,239
Speaker 1: but I just I just am a little leary and

882
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:36,560
Speaker 1: afraid I'm going to make another bad decision and get

883
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 1: hurt again. Okay, Oh all right, well thanks for being

884
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:43,680
Speaker 1: honest with us. Yeah, appreciate that. Oh that's okay. I

885
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:47,360
Speaker 1: guess a little awkward, but you know that's fine. Speaking

886
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:49,160
Speaker 1: of awkward, I came as actually on the other line

887
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:51,319
Speaker 1: and listening and wants to talk to you. So you've

888
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:57,000
Speaker 1: been oh yeah, awkward. Oh that is all weird. So

889
00:44:57,080 --> 00:45:00,760
Speaker 1: I so I'm on a date with you and your friends.

890
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:07,360
Speaker 1: I've been impress to everybody. Well I get you know,

891
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:10,200
Speaker 1: I just really, you know, I've had a team. Really

892
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:13,680
Speaker 1: was nothing against you as far as I saw, but

893
00:45:13,719 --> 00:45:16,800
Speaker 1: I just, you know, I've had such bad experiences lately

894
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:20,520
Speaker 1: that I am just a little you know, gun shy.

895
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:23,719
Speaker 1: I guess you could call it. So I just asked, okay, well,

896
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:26,040
Speaker 1: which one of your friends didn't like me? Or was

897
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:28,040
Speaker 1: it like was it like a group thing? Did they

898
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:32,200
Speaker 1: take a vote? Like I don't understand, like, well, there's

899
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 1: a little weird that some of them some of them

900
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 1: were like no, he's okay, and then a couple were

901
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:39,919
Speaker 1: like no, and they just so I just so, what

902
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:43,279
Speaker 1: was it like sixty forty, like I don't want the pages,

903
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,439
Speaker 1: like I'm you know what. I think I just got

904
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:48,800
Speaker 1: nervous because I didn't know what to think, and I didn't,

905
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:51,440
Speaker 1: you know, since we hooked up, and I felt weird

906
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:57,319
Speaker 1: and I don't usually do that. Really, Yeah, I know,

907
00:45:57,760 --> 00:45:59,360
Speaker 1: and I guess I really liked you, and then I

908
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:01,160
Speaker 1: felt it was just the whole you know what, it

909
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:04,560
Speaker 1: was a whole mind thing for me. I did have

910
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:06,480
Speaker 1: a good time on the first date, and maybe I

911
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:08,800
Speaker 1: shouldn't listen to my friends. Did you have find it

912
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:13,320
Speaker 1: the barbecue too? Before your friends started hating? You know? Actually,

913
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:16,759
Speaker 1: I actually I did have a good time. I really did.

914
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:18,680
Speaker 1: And then they started saying, well, I don't know if

915
00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:20,680
Speaker 1: he's for you, and then so they made me second

916
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:25,000
Speaker 1: guest myself, and well you should give it one more chance. Yeah, yeah,

917
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:26,560
Speaker 1: do you want to go on another date with Kim?

918
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:31,439
Speaker 1: Will pay for it? I mean I would, I kind

919
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:34,400
Speaker 1: of feel, you know, yes, I would go on another

920
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:36,840
Speaker 1: date if he understands where I'm coming from. You know,

921
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:39,640
Speaker 1: dating so hard now, I mean, you know, I had

922
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:41,640
Speaker 1: to go on another date. As long as your friends

923
00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:45,960
Speaker 1: aren't there, Yeah, stay away from them. Your friend's gonna

924
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,360
Speaker 1: be angry if you go out with him again. You

925
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:50,719
Speaker 1: know what, you know what, I am a grown woman.

926
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:54,080
Speaker 1: I think I just need to get over my past

927
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:56,000
Speaker 1: and I would love to go on a date with

928
00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:59,840
Speaker 1: you again if if you you know you want to. Congrats?

929
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:04,720
Speaker 1: Yeah we did it. Would you give me another chance? Oh? Awesome,

930
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:07,440
Speaker 1: thank you so much. I promise you I'm on a dirtbag.

931
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:14,359
Speaker 1: That's trust. I'll be trusting. I'll be trusting. Well, there

932
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 1: you go, he's not a dirtbag. He said it himself,

933
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:21,200
Speaker 1: so you can tell your friends he's not a dirt bag. Okay, great,

934
00:47:21,719 --> 00:47:24,439
Speaker 1: and I call you back when what if it goes good?

935
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:31,440
Speaker 1: Doesn't go good? Date? Wait, call us back? No, yes,

936
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 1: call him back, call him and then schedule a date. Yeah,

937
00:47:34,239 --> 00:47:35,920
Speaker 1: and then let us know so we can pay for

938
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:38,200
Speaker 1: it for you. And don't bring your friends along because

939
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:40,479
Speaker 1: it sounds like do they hate on everybody that you've

940
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:48,080
Speaker 1: been dating lately? Um? Sort of? Yeah? Okay, maybe find

941
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 1: new friends. Yeah, you'd be single forever you keep listening

942
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:51,400
Speaker 1: to him, you might as well at least try it.

943
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:55,120
Speaker 1: And maybe maybe they're jealous like a date? Yeah? All right,

944
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:59,680
Speaker 1: well congratulations, okam you got another date. Awesome, Thank you guys,

945
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:03,920
Speaker 1: so much fun. Thanks you know, I am excited. Thanks

946
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:07,000
Speaker 1: for King for giving me another chance. No, thank you

947
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:09,279
Speaker 1: for giving me another chance. Thank all of us for

948
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:15,399
Speaker 1: giving everybody another chance. Congratulations Jubils first day. Follow up

949
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:21,480
Speaker 1: the Jewils Show on demand Jebils Dirty Little Secret. Not

950
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:24,720
Speaker 1: often you get to talk to a hip hop legend

951
00:48:24,719 --> 00:48:27,879
Speaker 1: from the early two thousands. It's a Jewels show. It's

952
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:29,440
Speaker 1: time for Dirty Little Secret. Remember, if you've got a

953
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:30,880
Speaker 1: secret you want to get off your chest, text in

954
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:32,879
Speaker 1: four one oh six one and we'll let you tell

955
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:35,640
Speaker 1: your secret on the air. I have a bubble in

956
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:39,839
Speaker 1: my throat that Termit the frog right on here here

957
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:44,560
Speaker 1: show it will let you tell your secret on the air.

958
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:47,200
Speaker 1: But we always keep you anonymous, and so I always

959
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:49,680
Speaker 1: give everybody an anonymous nickname. And on the phone right

960
00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:52,960
Speaker 1: now is Little John. Little Joel John is here to

961
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,880
Speaker 1: tell us a secret. What's up, Little John? Wow? Hey,

962
00:48:56,080 --> 00:49:01,040
Speaker 1: how are you guys doing? Okay? Yeah, I don't know

963
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:05,080
Speaker 1: who Little John is, so just go with it, Little John.

964
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:08,680
Speaker 1: You had one of the best albums. Yeah, okay, you

965
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:13,120
Speaker 1: had a great run in the early two thousands. Oh great, Um, anyway,

966
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:15,160
Speaker 1: what's your secret. Let's just get to your secret. What's

967
00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:19,400
Speaker 1: your dirty little secret. I've been carrying around the secret

968
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:24,400
Speaker 1: for about fifty years. Wow. Wow. And if the secret

969
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:26,919
Speaker 1: was ever you know, if anyone ever really found out

970
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:30,160
Speaker 1: about this for real, if it was discovered about me,

971
00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:37,399
Speaker 1: I pretty much would uh would be arrest Okay, yeah, yeah,

972
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:41,520
Speaker 1: why do you guys keep doing that? I don't, don't

973
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:43,200
Speaker 1: worry about it. It's it's just a little John thing.

974
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:46,799
Speaker 1: It won't if you go to google little John after

975
00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:50,360
Speaker 1: this and it'll make sense, you'll be like, oh, okay, yeah, okay,

976
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:53,280
Speaker 1: I'm sure, I'm sure I'll get it. You will. So

977
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:57,080
Speaker 1: what's this crazy illegal thing? Then? Uh well, let me

978
00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:59,600
Speaker 1: let me start back a little bit. Um. I was

979
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:02,759
Speaker 1: born in a real, real small town. We don't have

980
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:06,399
Speaker 1: to stop that back well no, no, no, just kind

981
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:09,000
Speaker 1: of explained it, um. I mean it was a kind

982
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,120
Speaker 1: of you know, it was real small. When people they

983
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:14,440
Speaker 1: started learning to drive, they usually started like pretty young,

984
00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:17,440
Speaker 1: huh and uh. And we always said, you know, you

985
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:19,560
Speaker 1: learned how to drive before you learn how to read.

986
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:21,920
Speaker 1: That kind of thing. I lived in Hawaii for a

987
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:23,920
Speaker 1: little bit, and they let you get your license at fourteen.

988
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:25,920
Speaker 1: There whoa, So I have my license. I have my

989
00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:28,800
Speaker 1: license at fourteen and it's dangerous. Well, it was dangerous.

990
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:31,160
Speaker 1: Worst decision ever. Don't let your kid get their license

991
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:34,160
Speaker 1: that young. Anyway, was it like that? Then? It's well

992
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:38,480
Speaker 1: kind of because really, um, growing up, you know, I

993
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:44,440
Speaker 1: was driving, but I never actually got a driver's license. Okay,

994
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:48,360
Speaker 1: to this day, I'm still driving without a license. Oh

995
00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:51,040
Speaker 1: and I've been you've never been pulled over the own?

996
00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:52,879
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I lived most of my life

997
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:55,200
Speaker 1: in this small town. I don't live there now, but

998
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:57,160
Speaker 1: a couple of times I kind of got pulled over,

999
00:50:57,239 --> 00:51:01,359
Speaker 1: but I knew the deputy. He just and he knew

1000
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:03,480
Speaker 1: who I was, so he didn't ask for any ideas

1001
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:05,279
Speaker 1: small towns that still, But did you get pulled over

1002
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:07,200
Speaker 1: by the cops? It either goes one or two ways.

1003
00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:09,239
Speaker 1: Either really good because your friends or you took his

1004
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:11,160
Speaker 1: daughter out on a date and has had it out

1005
00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:13,959
Speaker 1: for you ever since high school. Yeah? Oh yeah, okay,

1006
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:16,600
Speaker 1: So question for you is your dirty little secret, the

1007
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:18,399
Speaker 1: one that you said at the beginning of this something

1008
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:22,760
Speaker 1: highly illegal that you're doing. Is it driving without a license? Yeah?

1009
00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:26,520
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, drive without a license. You're gonna get rested.

1010
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:30,680
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, hardly. I mean I thought it was

1011
00:51:30,719 --> 00:51:32,640
Speaker 1: gonna be way. He was, so did I. You you've

1012
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:34,600
Speaker 1: prefaced it like it was about to be. Like you're

1013
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:37,759
Speaker 1: like you're running a Ponzi scheme, but you're from a

1014
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:39,920
Speaker 1: small town like that. Yeah, this is a big nil.

1015
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,640
Speaker 1: It's a good point. Yeah, oh man, Oh you're right.

1016
00:51:42,719 --> 00:51:45,120
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, like I said, it's a small town.

1017
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:47,640
Speaker 1: If I got caught driving without a license, I'd never

1018
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:49,920
Speaker 1: they'd be talked about right now. If it happened ten

1019
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,319
Speaker 1: years ago, they'd still be talked about it. But now

1020
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:56,360
Speaker 1: I've moved to Uh it's not a huge city, but

1021
00:51:56,440 --> 00:52:00,160
Speaker 1: it's it's certainly bigger. And uh and I just know, Oh,

1022
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:02,600
Speaker 1: I just know in my heart I'm gonna get pulled

1023
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:06,520
Speaker 1: over one one of these days. Yeah, one of these days,

1024
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:08,719
Speaker 1: the long arm of Johnny Law is gonna wrap it,

1025
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:13,160
Speaker 1: wrap itself around your neck and just bring you to justice. Yeah.

1026
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:16,560
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't have a license and don't have insurance.

1027
00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:24,439
Speaker 1: Oh my insurance either, I'd be I'd be super screwed. Yeah,

1028
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:30,160
Speaker 1: you would. You you know that's kind of how I live.

1029
00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:33,160
Speaker 1: You know, no f words given if you know, oh, okay,

1030
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:35,719
Speaker 1: so much so that you just did F word. I

1031
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:38,719
Speaker 1: don't even say. You just don't care, do you? All right? Well,

1032
00:52:38,719 --> 00:52:40,920
Speaker 1: thanks a little John for telling us your secret. What

1033
00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:48,960
Speaker 1: yeah okay, yeah, yeah, okay, Try try saying okay, okay,

1034
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:54,799
Speaker 1: great job. Did Jebel show on demand? One of the

1035
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:58,120
Speaker 1: world's most famous families just had to make an announcement

1036
00:52:58,160 --> 00:53:01,520
Speaker 1: that's incredibly embarrassing for them. Like, God, it's the Jewels

1037
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:05,200
Speaker 1: Show and every family has drama, right, Yeah, families will

1038
00:53:05,239 --> 00:53:08,319
Speaker 1: literally spend hours talking about that one cousin they have

1039
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:10,879
Speaker 1: who just can't seem to get it together. Yeah, it's

1040
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Speaker 1: like families just love drama. Well unless you're Alex and I.

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00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:15,640
Speaker 1: Alex and I are married, by the way, if you

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Speaker 1: didn't know that, and we're some of the only people

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Speaker 1: I know that actually won't stand for talksic people in

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Speaker 1: our lives. Yeah, family or not. If you're talkic to us,

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00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:24,960
Speaker 1: and it's like, sorry, mom and dad, your stuff is

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00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:27,160
Speaker 1: in a box to the left, bye bye. Yeah. I

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00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:30,400
Speaker 1: Beyonce my family years ago, and Alex recently had to

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00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:33,600
Speaker 1: Beyonce someone trust me, family or not. If someone isn't

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00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:35,440
Speaker 1: good for you, it's okay to Beyonce them right out

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00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:37,880
Speaker 1: of your life. You'll be happier and it'll make you

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00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:41,480
Speaker 1: feel Sasha fears do it well. There's been some big

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Speaker 1: news though, in one of the world's most sought after families,

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00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:47,279
Speaker 1: and it doesn't make them seem as perfect as they

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Speaker 1: try to be. Who am I talking about? I'm talking

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Speaker 1: about the Royal family, the real Royal family. Yeah, the

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Speaker 1: one you're related to. Englishman. Oh, my god, my mother

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00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:02,359
Speaker 1: and father. Yes, it's the real Royal family. They had

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00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:06,200
Speaker 1: to make an official announcement this week. Yeah, about some

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00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:09,319
Speaker 1: drama that they've been having. I don't know, don't know.

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Speaker 1: How do you not know? Is didn't come through the pipeline.

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Speaker 1: They didn't. Didn't England didn't call you and go, hey,

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00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:16,520
Speaker 1: you're one of the English people that lives in America.

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00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:18,279
Speaker 1: We're just giving you a heads up doing the round.

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Speaker 1: People are gonna be talking about this. They didn't do that. Well,

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Speaker 1: if you haven't kept up on the Royal family drama

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Speaker 1: that has gone on in the past couple of years.

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Speaker 1: Prince Harry, Yes, who's who looks like English Evan? Yeah,

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00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:35,880
Speaker 1: it's another red head him. I was him and my

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00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:38,359
Speaker 1: girlfriend was Megan Markle, but we both looked like them.

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Speaker 1: There you go, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. They caused

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Speaker 1: a big stir up in the bonnet the Royal family. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just I'm sorry, Evan. I sounded English to you

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00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:50,719
Speaker 1: and you were probably like am I back at home.

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00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:55,960
Speaker 1: But it caused quite a controversy because Megan Markle is

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Speaker 1: a normal person. I know his brother Will married an

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00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:03,680
Speaker 1: horrible person, but she was English and also not like

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00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:07,000
Speaker 1: Meghan Markle. She's white. Megan Markle's black, and I think

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00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:09,239
Speaker 1: that's the real problem the Royal Family has with us.

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Speaker 1: There is a thing about I think they are pretty

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Speaker 1: racist and they keep that on the low, even though

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Speaker 1: they don't really keep it on the low. I don't

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00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:17,879
Speaker 1: like that, which is terrible. It's horrible, and that's coming

1083
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:21,640
Speaker 1: straight from a person who's from England Town. And that's

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00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:24,400
Speaker 1: really I think the underlying issue and the problem and

1085
00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:26,760
Speaker 1: the reason that they won't accept her into the family. Anyway,

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00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:29,680
Speaker 1: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's departure from the Royal Family

1087
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:34,960
Speaker 1: is now permanent. Basically kicked them out of the family out.

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Speaker 1: You didn't hear about it, No, Yeah, they ended up

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00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:40,919
Speaker 1: Meghan Markle and Prince Harry ended up moving to Canada

1090
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Speaker 1: away from the Royal family because of all the drama

1091
00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:45,680
Speaker 1: going on. I know what, good for him, Good for

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00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:47,719
Speaker 1: him for being like, you know what, I stand by

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00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:52,000
Speaker 1: my wife. Yeah, sorry, Queen, Mom, Queen, but aren't trying

1094
00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:53,879
Speaker 1: to control who I get to marry in everything else.

1095
00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:55,839
Speaker 1: I should be able to marry who I want. And

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00:55:55,880 --> 00:55:58,480
Speaker 1: so he split and he went to Canada and they

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00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:01,240
Speaker 1: were all upset. But apparently they've made it official official

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Speaker 1: because Buckingham Palace just released a statement saying, quote the

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Speaker 1: Duke and the Duchess of Sussex. I'm gonna have you

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Speaker 1: read this quote English, such a great idea. Read that,

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Speaker 1: okay quote Evan. Okay, here we go here here, old

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Speaker 1: ladies and gents, the Buckingham Palace. I was announcement and

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Speaker 1: now the announcement will be made by the town crier.

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Speaker 1: Evan from English? Was that boo? I feel like you're

1105
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Speaker 1: at home now? Okay, yes, it does bring me back.

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Speaker 1: The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have confirmed to Her

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Speaker 1: Majesty the Queen that they will not be returning as

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Speaker 1: working members of the Royal family. Who yeah, so the

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Speaker 1: thank you, It doesn't get more hard hitting than that.

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Speaker 1: It's a much nicer way of saying you're fired in

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Speaker 1: an English accent. But sad. That's really so like, how

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Speaker 1: can you kick him out? And by the way, Prince

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Speaker 1: Harry did clap back, which is cool, yea, it's it's

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Speaker 1: awesome that he will talk back, because a lot of people,

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Speaker 1: even in their families, just in normal day, won't say

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00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:12,520
Speaker 1: anything back to their mama, grandma. But it's you know,

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00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:14,120
Speaker 1: if they're being kind of a jerk, let him know,

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Speaker 1: especially if it's something like this. Bravo Harry, because he's

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Speaker 1: actually like what they would call the black sheep. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but he actually stood up for like just to like

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Speaker 1: live a normal life. Yeah. Yeah, it's bravo because he

1122
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:29,600
Speaker 1: stood for himself, he stood for his wife. That's the

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Speaker 1: cool thing as well. But because he did that, there

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Speaker 1: might be a kid who was a big fan of

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Speaker 1: the Royal family somewhere in America or in England and

1126
00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:39,520
Speaker 1: weird that they're a big fan of the Royal family

1127
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Speaker 1: at age ten, but whatever. But there might be someone

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Speaker 1: who's a big fan of the Royal family fan of

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Speaker 1: his that grows up and goes you know what, I

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Speaker 1: want to marry a black person. I'm a white dude.

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm ginger and white. Yeah, that's who I like

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Speaker 1: and love and and I want to marry them. And

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Speaker 1: my family doesn't approve of it. So, you know what,

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Speaker 1: I want to go live my life without that prejudice,

1135
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Speaker 1: and I want to marry this person. And sorry, Mama, dad,

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Speaker 1: if you can't handle it, love it. He might have

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Speaker 1: inspired someone to actually not see color lines or class

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Speaker 1: lines and actually go with their heart and be happy.

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Speaker 1: So I think that what he did is more of

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Speaker 1: a public service than just showing up at a ball. Agree.

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00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:12,280
Speaker 1: But Harry and Megan did release a statement on their

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Speaker 1: own pushing back on the Queen's statement of a public service,

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00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:18,000
Speaker 1: which is dope too. They said, quote, we can all

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00:58:18,040 --> 00:58:21,160
Speaker 1: live a life of service. Services universal, like we don't

1145
00:58:21,160 --> 00:58:23,120
Speaker 1: have to be a member of the royal family to

1146
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Speaker 1: live a life of service. In other words, shut up, Grandma,

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00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:30,080
Speaker 1: you're drunk, so good for them. Texting four one six one,

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Speaker 1: what do you think about that? It's a jewel show?

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on Demand