WEBVTT - DONKEY: New York Ad Exec Arrested For Urinating Off Florida Rooftop Bar 💦

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<v Speaker 1>I just wanted to know how you came up with

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<v Speaker 1>the don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Be of the name, because there's a bunch of donkeys

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<v Speaker 2>out in street.

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<v Speaker 1>That is why, Charlemagne to you live a life where

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<v Speaker 1>we light are tongue based off COOLi las thing we

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<v Speaker 1>never would say on the Breakfast Club and the words

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<v Speaker 1>of Charlemagne to God, he's a donkey cow man.

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<v Speaker 2>Charlamagne, you've given donkey of to day to who? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, donkey of today for Thursday, August thirty first goes

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<v Speaker 1>to Matthew Day.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Matthew is a thirty year old ad executive from here

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<v Speaker 1>in New York City. According to LinkedIn, he is a

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<v Speaker 1>graduate of Penn State and is a co founder of

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<v Speaker 1>Ribbie Media and he is the what is the film's

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<v Speaker 1>head of the firm's head of clients success Well, he

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<v Speaker 1>was busted for disorderly conduct. Now I want the record

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<v Speaker 1>to show he was in Florida when this happened. What

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<v Speaker 1>do you, Uncle Sharlotte always say about the great.

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<v Speaker 2>State of Florida? Say it with me.

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<v Speaker 1>The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and

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<v Speaker 1>all of Florida. Now, I don't know what part of

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<v Speaker 1>New York City he was from, but I do know

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<v Speaker 1>he was in Florida. And this is why you shouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>drink the tap water ever in Florida. Okay, when you

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<v Speaker 1>drink the tap water in Florida, you become a Florida fool. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>These are the things they don't tell you on the

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<v Speaker 1>news people. Now I need the record that also showed it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think this charge of disorderly conduct it's too light

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<v Speaker 1>for set offense.

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<v Speaker 2>See.

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<v Speaker 1>Whenever I hear stories like this, I think about two things,

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<v Speaker 1>the person who did the offense and the victim, Because

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<v Speaker 1>I think to myself, how are you get in a.

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<v Speaker 2>Position like Matthew Day? What's going on in his brain? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>What substance was he on that made him do what

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<v Speaker 1>he did? And I also think about being the victim

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<v Speaker 1>and having to experience what they experienced from Matthew Day. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>God damn it, Uncle Sharlah, please tell us what the

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<v Speaker 1>hell Matthew Day did. Well, Matthew was arrested for allegedly urinating, peeing,

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<v Speaker 1>taking a leak, emptying his bladder from a rooftop bar

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<v Speaker 1>in Florida onto several victims.

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<v Speaker 2>This is so dumb.

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<v Speaker 1>Cops charge that Matthew Day entered the rooftop bar, pulled

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<v Speaker 1>his penis out of his shorts, and decided that everybody

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<v Speaker 1>below him needed to be sponsored by mellow Yellow.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, this man was treating.

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<v Speaker 1>His penis like a bottle of champagne after an NBA

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<v Speaker 1>team won a championship, just spraying it everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>This news report says several passive bys were struck with urine.

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<v Speaker 1>Security spotted Day relieving himself and escorted the defendant out

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<v Speaker 1>of the bar into police custody. Now I think about

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<v Speaker 1>the police in this situation too. Do you wait until

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<v Speaker 1>he finishes pan or do you arrest him mid screen?

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<v Speaker 1>And do you let him wash his hands before you

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<v Speaker 1>cut him? Because I don't believe officers would have to

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<v Speaker 1>touch his hands directly in a situation like this, but

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<v Speaker 1>when you bring him in for fingerprinting, you definitely do.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think the officers wear gloves anyway. Matthew Day

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<v Speaker 1>was arrested in charged with disorderly conduct on the premises

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<v Speaker 1>of a licensed establishment, a misdemeanor. He was released on

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<v Speaker 1>five hundred dollars bond. Discharge is way too light, America, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Matthew needs to be charged with sexual assault?

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<v Speaker 2>Are some type of sexual battery? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>He peed on several people without their consent? Okay, what

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<v Speaker 1>happened to assault by bodily fluid?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Florida, y'all don't have that on the books.

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<v Speaker 2>What about public lewdness?

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<v Speaker 1>Okayness is behavior that is sexually suggestive and decent.

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<v Speaker 2>Are offensive?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you gave several strangers golden showers without their consent.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care that he was peeing.

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<v Speaker 1>If your penis is out in public, you should be

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<v Speaker 1>charged with something of a sexual nature. And if any

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<v Speaker 1>bodily fluid comes out of your penis on to someone

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<v Speaker 1>else without their consent, then you should be treated like

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<v Speaker 1>a sex offender. I'm not saying this man is all kelly,

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<v Speaker 1>but based off the circumstances, I think.

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<v Speaker 2>He believed he could fly.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, a criminal complaint noted that Matthew Day showed an

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<v Speaker 1>indication of alcohol influence. Of course, okay, nobody does this sober.

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<v Speaker 1>But once again, men, we gotta move with discipline. You

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<v Speaker 1>have to make better choices because the choices you make

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<v Speaker 1>make you. He's thirty with a lot to lose, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>Because the criminal charge may just be a mismeaning that

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<v Speaker 1>don't mean nothing because the silk suit's gonna cost him.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what kind of paper he touching, but

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<v Speaker 1>you peede on me, sir. Okay, I am traumatized. I

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<v Speaker 1>think he might have been eating asparagus, your honor, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm allergic to asparagus.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't even use urinals anymore because I know what

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<v Speaker 1>it feels like to be one. Okay, I can't even

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<v Speaker 1>listen to the classic record Pushing Pee by Gunn and

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<v Speaker 1>No more Yanna.

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<v Speaker 2>I am traumatized by what happened to me.

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<v Speaker 1>The marl of the story is everything you work for

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<v Speaker 1>can go to waste with one wrong decision. Please give

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<v Speaker 1>Matthew day the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, you are the doggie.

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<v Speaker 3>Of the day, all the dogee, all the day.

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<v Speaker 1>Ye. This should definitely be a strong a crime now,

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm not sure somebody correct me on this, but

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<v Speaker 1>somebody told me a long time ago that if you

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<v Speaker 1>get caught peeing in public and New Jersey, you gotta register.

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<v Speaker 1>The sexophant may be true today. What I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>I've only heard that because you said it. I heard

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<v Speaker 1>that before, say it again. If you he caught peeing

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<v Speaker 1>in public and you got to registered sex Wow, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know how true that is. They say, if you

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<v Speaker 1>get caught peeing in Jersey and you wanted the people

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<v Speaker 1>that take their pants and pull their pants all the

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<v Speaker 1>way down in the ankles, and you know sometimes you

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<v Speaker 1>walk in the stall and you see people got their

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<v Speaker 1>pants all the way down to their ale. So you

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<v Speaker 1>got registered and sex offender. Man, you get charged in

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<v Speaker 1>public loudoness, man, you got your ass out for the

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<v Speaker 1>world to see.

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<v Speaker 2>It's definitely looting this.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't know about the sex offender oh waity.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah wait, yes, penalties this has possible consequences if

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<v Speaker 3>charged with louts sex offender.

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<v Speaker 2>Registry because kids can be walking past if you're being

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<v Speaker 2>in public, right. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Penalties for violating public ordination or or facing related charges

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<v Speaker 3>can include sex offender regist.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you I heard that before. Man, that's disgusting.

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<v Speaker 1>If he was out on time and somebody was paying

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<v Speaker 1>in public and the person just screamed.

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<v Speaker 2>Out, hey man, you better stop that. You don't get

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<v Speaker 2>charge's sex offender. Your draft would be crazy. Damn sa

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<v Speaker 2>Ain't nobody gonna believe you. You got goddamn sign. I'm like, nah,

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<v Speaker 2>I just got coughteeing in public? All right, Nope, keep

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<v Speaker 2>the kids away for you. Wow. All right, well, thank

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<v Speaker 2>you for that dog in the day. Yes, indeed.

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