Speaker 1: I just wanted to know how you came up with
Speaker 1: the don't.
Speaker 2: Be of the name, because there's a bunch of donkeys
Speaker 2: out in street.
Speaker 1: That is why, Charlemagne to you live a life where
Speaker 1: we light are tongue based off COOLi las thing we
Speaker 1: never would say on the Breakfast Club and the words
Speaker 1: of Charlemagne to God, he's a donkey cow man.
Speaker 2: Charlamagne, you've given donkey of to day to who? Now?
Speaker 1: Well, donkey of today for Thursday, August thirty first goes
Speaker 1: to Matthew Day.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Matthew is a thirty year old ad executive from here
Speaker 1: in New York City. According to LinkedIn, he is a
Speaker 1: graduate of Penn State and is a co founder of
Speaker 1: Ribbie Media and he is the what is the film's
Speaker 1: head of the firm's head of clients success Well, he
Speaker 1: was busted for disorderly conduct. Now I want the record
Speaker 1: to show he was in Florida when this happened. What
Speaker 1: do you, Uncle Sharlotte always say about the great.
Speaker 2: State of Florida? Say it with me.
Speaker 1: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and
Speaker 1: all of Florida. Now, I don't know what part of
Speaker 1: New York City he was from, but I do know
Speaker 1: he was in Florida. And this is why you shouldn't
Speaker 1: drink the tap water ever in Florida. Okay, when you
Speaker 1: drink the tap water in Florida, you become a Florida fool. Right,
Speaker 1: These are the things they don't tell you on the
Speaker 1: news people. Now I need the record that also showed it.
Speaker 1: I think this charge of disorderly conduct it's too light
Speaker 1: for set offense.
Speaker 2: See.
Speaker 1: Whenever I hear stories like this, I think about two things,
Speaker 1: the person who did the offense and the victim, Because
Speaker 1: I think to myself, how are you get in a.
Speaker 2: Position like Matthew Day? What's going on in his brain? Okay?
Speaker 1: What substance was he on that made him do what
Speaker 1: he did? And I also think about being the victim
Speaker 1: and having to experience what they experienced from Matthew Day. Well,
Speaker 1: God damn it, Uncle Sharlah, please tell us what the
Speaker 1: hell Matthew Day did. Well, Matthew was arrested for allegedly urinating, peeing,
Speaker 1: taking a leak, emptying his bladder from a rooftop bar
Speaker 1: in Florida onto several victims.
Speaker 2: This is so dumb.
Speaker 1: Cops charge that Matthew Day entered the rooftop bar, pulled
Speaker 1: his penis out of his shorts, and decided that everybody
Speaker 1: below him needed to be sponsored by mellow Yellow.
Speaker 2: Okay, this man was treating.
Speaker 1: His penis like a bottle of champagne after an NBA
Speaker 1: team won a championship, just spraying it everywhere.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: This news report says several passive bys were struck with urine.
Speaker 1: Security spotted Day relieving himself and escorted the defendant out
Speaker 1: of the bar into police custody. Now I think about
Speaker 1: the police in this situation too. Do you wait until
Speaker 1: he finishes pan or do you arrest him mid screen?
Speaker 1: And do you let him wash his hands before you
Speaker 1: cut him? Because I don't believe officers would have to
Speaker 1: touch his hands directly in a situation like this, but
Speaker 1: when you bring him in for fingerprinting, you definitely do.
Speaker 1: But I think the officers wear gloves anyway. Matthew Day
Speaker 1: was arrested in charged with disorderly conduct on the premises
Speaker 1: of a licensed establishment, a misdemeanor. He was released on
Speaker 1: five hundred dollars bond. Discharge is way too light, America, Okay,
Speaker 1: Matthew needs to be charged with sexual assault?
Speaker 2: Are some type of sexual battery? Okay?
Speaker 1: He peed on several people without their consent? Okay, what
Speaker 1: happened to assault by bodily fluid?
Speaker 2: All right, Florida, y'all don't have that on the books.
Speaker 2: What about public lewdness?
Speaker 1: Okayness is behavior that is sexually suggestive and decent.
Speaker 2: Are offensive?
Speaker 1: Okay, you gave several strangers golden showers without their consent.
Speaker 2: I don't care that he was peeing.
Speaker 1: If your penis is out in public, you should be
Speaker 1: charged with something of a sexual nature. And if any
Speaker 1: bodily fluid comes out of your penis on to someone
Speaker 1: else without their consent, then you should be treated like
Speaker 1: a sex offender. I'm not saying this man is all kelly,
Speaker 1: but based off the circumstances, I think.
Speaker 2: He believed he could fly.
Speaker 1: Now, a criminal complaint noted that Matthew Day showed an
Speaker 1: indication of alcohol influence. Of course, okay, nobody does this sober.
Speaker 1: But once again, men, we gotta move with discipline. You
Speaker 1: have to make better choices because the choices you make
Speaker 1: make you. He's thirty with a lot to lose, all right,
Speaker 1: Because the criminal charge may just be a mismeaning that
Speaker 1: don't mean nothing because the silk suit's gonna cost him.
Speaker 1: I don't know what kind of paper he touching, but
Speaker 1: you peede on me, sir. Okay, I am traumatized. I
Speaker 1: think he might have been eating asparagus, your honor, and
Speaker 1: I'm allergic to asparagus.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: I can't even use urinals anymore because I know what
Speaker 1: it feels like to be one. Okay, I can't even
Speaker 1: listen to the classic record Pushing Pee by Gunn and
Speaker 1: No more Yanna.
Speaker 2: I am traumatized by what happened to me.
Speaker 1: The marl of the story is everything you work for
Speaker 1: can go to waste with one wrong decision. Please give
Speaker 1: Matthew day the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons.
Speaker 2: Oh no, you are the doggie.
Speaker 3: Of the day, all the dogee, all the day.
Speaker 1: Ye. This should definitely be a strong a crime now,
Speaker 1: because I'm not sure somebody correct me on this, but
Speaker 1: somebody told me a long time ago that if you
Speaker 1: get caught peeing in public and New Jersey, you gotta register.
Speaker 1: The sexophant may be true today. What I don't know,
Speaker 1: I've only heard that because you said it. I heard
Speaker 1: that before, say it again. If you he caught peeing
Speaker 1: in public and you got to registered sex Wow, I
Speaker 1: don't know how true that is. They say, if you
Speaker 1: get caught peeing in Jersey and you wanted the people
Speaker 1: that take their pants and pull their pants all the
Speaker 1: way down in the ankles, and you know sometimes you
Speaker 1: walk in the stall and you see people got their
Speaker 1: pants all the way down to their ale. So you
Speaker 1: got registered and sex offender. Man, you get charged in
Speaker 1: public loudoness, man, you got your ass out for the
Speaker 1: world to see.
Speaker 2: It's definitely looting this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know about the sex offender oh waity.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah wait, yes, penalties this has possible consequences if
Speaker 3: charged with louts sex offender.
Speaker 2: Registry because kids can be walking past if you're being
Speaker 2: in public, right. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Penalties for violating public ordination or or facing related charges
Speaker 3: can include sex offender regist.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you I heard that before. Man, that's disgusting.
Speaker 1: If he was out on time and somebody was paying
Speaker 1: in public and the person just screamed.
Speaker 2: Out, hey man, you better stop that. You don't get
Speaker 2: charge's sex offender. Your draft would be crazy. Damn sa
Speaker 2: Ain't nobody gonna believe you. You got goddamn sign. I'm like, nah,
Speaker 2: I just got coughteeing in public? All right, Nope, keep
Speaker 2: the kids away for you. Wow. All right, well, thank
Speaker 2: you for that dog in the day. Yes, indeed.
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