1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:02,240 Speaker 1: I just wanted to know how you came up with 2 00:00:02,360 --> 00:00:02,920 Speaker 1: the don't. 3 00:00:02,759 --> 00:00:10,200 Speaker 2: Be of the name, because there's a bunch of donkeys 4 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:11,160 Speaker 2: out in street. 5 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:14,480 Speaker 1: That is why, Charlemagne to you live a life where 6 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:16,439 Speaker 1: we light are tongue based off COOLi las thing we 7 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:24,720 Speaker 1: never would say on the Breakfast Club and the words 8 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:30,840 Speaker 1: of Charlemagne to God, he's a donkey cow man. 9 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:33,280 Speaker 2: Charlamagne, you've given donkey of to day to who? Now? 10 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:37,080 Speaker 1: Well, donkey of today for Thursday, August thirty first goes 11 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:37,839 Speaker 1: to Matthew Day. 12 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:38,160 Speaker 2: Okay. 13 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:40,680 Speaker 1: Matthew is a thirty year old ad executive from here 14 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:43,760 Speaker 1: in New York City. According to LinkedIn, he is a 15 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:46,360 Speaker 1: graduate of Penn State and is a co founder of 16 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:50,519 Speaker 1: Ribbie Media and he is the what is the film's 17 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:54,880 Speaker 1: head of the firm's head of clients success Well, he 18 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:56,960 Speaker 1: was busted for disorderly conduct. Now I want the record 19 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,960 Speaker 1: to show he was in Florida when this happened. What 20 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:01,240 Speaker 1: do you, Uncle Sharlotte always say about the great. 21 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:02,400 Speaker 2: State of Florida? Say it with me. 22 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:05,120 Speaker 1: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and 23 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:08,080 Speaker 1: all of Florida. Now, I don't know what part of 24 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:10,080 Speaker 1: New York City he was from, but I do know 25 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:12,760 Speaker 1: he was in Florida. And this is why you shouldn't 26 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:15,440 Speaker 1: drink the tap water ever in Florida. Okay, when you 27 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:18,800 Speaker 1: drink the tap water in Florida, you become a Florida fool. Right, 28 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:20,600 Speaker 1: These are the things they don't tell you on the 29 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:23,520 Speaker 1: news people. Now I need the record that also showed it. 30 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:26,600 Speaker 1: I think this charge of disorderly conduct it's too light 31 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:27,319 Speaker 1: for set offense. 32 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:27,520 Speaker 2: See. 33 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:29,880 Speaker 1: Whenever I hear stories like this, I think about two things, 34 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:33,640 Speaker 1: the person who did the offense and the victim, Because 35 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:35,039 Speaker 1: I think to myself, how are you get in a. 36 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:37,639 Speaker 2: Position like Matthew Day? What's going on in his brain? Okay? 37 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:40,399 Speaker 1: What substance was he on that made him do what 38 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:43,280 Speaker 1: he did? And I also think about being the victim 39 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:46,759 Speaker 1: and having to experience what they experienced from Matthew Day. Well, 40 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:49,160 Speaker 1: God damn it, Uncle Sharlah, please tell us what the 41 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:55,240 Speaker 1: hell Matthew Day did. Well, Matthew was arrested for allegedly urinating, peeing, 42 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:59,200 Speaker 1: taking a leak, emptying his bladder from a rooftop bar 43 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:01,520 Speaker 1: in Florida onto several victims. 44 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:04,280 Speaker 2: This is so dumb. 45 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:09,320 Speaker 1: Cops charge that Matthew Day entered the rooftop bar, pulled 46 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:11,680 Speaker 1: his penis out of his shorts, and decided that everybody 47 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:13,600 Speaker 1: below him needed to be sponsored by mellow Yellow. 48 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:15,160 Speaker 2: Okay, this man was treating. 49 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:17,560 Speaker 1: His penis like a bottle of champagne after an NBA 50 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:20,280 Speaker 1: team won a championship, just spraying it everywhere. 51 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:20,600 Speaker 2: Okay. 52 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:25,080 Speaker 1: This news report says several passive bys were struck with urine. 53 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:28,320 Speaker 1: Security spotted Day relieving himself and escorted the defendant out 54 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:30,320 Speaker 1: of the bar into police custody. Now I think about 55 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:33,200 Speaker 1: the police in this situation too. Do you wait until 56 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:35,880 Speaker 1: he finishes pan or do you arrest him mid screen? 57 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:38,200 Speaker 1: And do you let him wash his hands before you 58 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:40,000 Speaker 1: cut him? Because I don't believe officers would have to 59 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,960 Speaker 1: touch his hands directly in a situation like this, but 60 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,080 Speaker 1: when you bring him in for fingerprinting, you definitely do. 61 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:46,839 Speaker 1: But I think the officers wear gloves anyway. Matthew Day 62 00:02:46,919 --> 00:02:49,800 Speaker 1: was arrested in charged with disorderly conduct on the premises 63 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:52,880 Speaker 1: of a licensed establishment, a misdemeanor. He was released on 64 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:57,040 Speaker 1: five hundred dollars bond. Discharge is way too light, America, Okay, 65 00:02:57,080 --> 00:03:00,000 Speaker 1: Matthew needs to be charged with sexual assault? 66 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:02,720 Speaker 2: Are some type of sexual battery? Okay? 67 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:05,920 Speaker 1: He peed on several people without their consent? Okay, what 68 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:08,400 Speaker 1: happened to assault by bodily fluid? 69 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:10,160 Speaker 2: All right, Florida, y'all don't have that on the books. 70 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:11,800 Speaker 2: What about public lewdness? 71 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:16,160 Speaker 1: Okayness is behavior that is sexually suggestive and decent. 72 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:17,080 Speaker 2: Are offensive? 73 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:20,960 Speaker 1: Okay, you gave several strangers golden showers without their consent. 74 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:23,600 Speaker 2: I don't care that he was peeing. 75 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:26,160 Speaker 1: If your penis is out in public, you should be 76 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:28,720 Speaker 1: charged with something of a sexual nature. And if any 77 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:31,480 Speaker 1: bodily fluid comes out of your penis on to someone 78 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:34,400 Speaker 1: else without their consent, then you should be treated like 79 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:37,520 Speaker 1: a sex offender. I'm not saying this man is all kelly, 80 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:39,520 Speaker 1: but based off the circumstances, I think. 81 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:40,320 Speaker 2: He believed he could fly. 82 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:43,320 Speaker 1: Now, a criminal complaint noted that Matthew Day showed an 83 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:47,320 Speaker 1: indication of alcohol influence. Of course, okay, nobody does this sober. 84 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:50,200 Speaker 1: But once again, men, we gotta move with discipline. You 85 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:52,560 Speaker 1: have to make better choices because the choices you make 86 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:55,480 Speaker 1: make you. He's thirty with a lot to lose, all right, 87 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:58,520 Speaker 1: Because the criminal charge may just be a mismeaning that 88 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:01,800 Speaker 1: don't mean nothing because the silk suit's gonna cost him. 89 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:04,400 Speaker 1: I don't know what kind of paper he touching, but 90 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:07,880 Speaker 1: you peede on me, sir. Okay, I am traumatized. I 91 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:10,160 Speaker 1: think he might have been eating asparagus, your honor, and 92 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:11,680 Speaker 1: I'm allergic to asparagus. 93 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:12,040 Speaker 2: Okay. 94 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:14,920 Speaker 1: I can't even use urinals anymore because I know what 95 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:18,360 Speaker 1: it feels like to be one. Okay, I can't even 96 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:20,520 Speaker 1: listen to the classic record Pushing Pee by Gunn and 97 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:21,280 Speaker 1: No more Yanna. 98 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:23,520 Speaker 2: I am traumatized by what happened to me. 99 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:26,400 Speaker 1: The marl of the story is everything you work for 100 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:29,560 Speaker 1: can go to waste with one wrong decision. Please give 101 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:31,520 Speaker 1: Matthew day the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons. 102 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:35,880 Speaker 2: Oh no, you are the doggie. 103 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:44,320 Speaker 3: Of the day, all the dogee, all the day. 104 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:50,960 Speaker 1: Ye. This should definitely be a strong a crime now, 105 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,440 Speaker 1: because I'm not sure somebody correct me on this, but 106 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:55,640 Speaker 1: somebody told me a long time ago that if you 107 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:58,120 Speaker 1: get caught peeing in public and New Jersey, you gotta register. 108 00:04:58,240 --> 00:05:02,320 Speaker 1: The sexophant may be true today. What I don't know, 109 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:04,880 Speaker 1: I've only heard that because you said it. I heard 110 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:07,080 Speaker 1: that before, say it again. If you he caught peeing 111 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:10,560 Speaker 1: in public and you got to registered sex Wow, I 112 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:13,000 Speaker 1: don't know how true that is. They say, if you 113 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:14,719 Speaker 1: get caught peeing in Jersey and you wanted the people 114 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:16,760 Speaker 1: that take their pants and pull their pants all the 115 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:19,479 Speaker 1: way down in the ankles, and you know sometimes you 116 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:21,320 Speaker 1: walk in the stall and you see people got their 117 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:24,320 Speaker 1: pants all the way down to their ale. So you 118 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:27,520 Speaker 1: got registered and sex offender. Man, you get charged in 119 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:29,280 Speaker 1: public loudoness, man, you got your ass out for the 120 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:29,839 Speaker 1: world to see. 121 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:30,840 Speaker 2: It's definitely looting this. 122 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:35,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know about the sex offender oh waity. 123 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:39,040 Speaker 3: Oh yeah wait, yes, penalties this has possible consequences if 124 00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:41,040 Speaker 3: charged with louts sex offender. 125 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:43,760 Speaker 2: Registry because kids can be walking past if you're being 126 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:44,640 Speaker 2: in public, right. Yeah. 127 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:49,240 Speaker 3: Penalties for violating public ordination or or facing related charges 128 00:05:49,279 --> 00:05:51,599 Speaker 3: can include sex offender regist. 129 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:55,520 Speaker 2: I'm telling you I heard that before. Man, that's disgusting. 130 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:57,360 Speaker 1: If he was out on time and somebody was paying 131 00:05:57,360 --> 00:05:59,080 Speaker 1: in public and the person just screamed. 132 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:01,880 Speaker 2: Out, hey man, you better stop that. You don't get 133 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:06,919 Speaker 2: charge's sex offender. Your draft would be crazy. Damn sa 134 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:10,960 Speaker 2: Ain't nobody gonna believe you. You got goddamn sign. I'm like, nah, 135 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:13,360 Speaker 2: I just got coughteeing in public? All right, Nope, keep 136 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:18,080 Speaker 2: the kids away for you. Wow. All right, well, thank 137 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:19,720 Speaker 2: you for that dog in the day. Yes, indeed. 138 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:22,560 Speaker 3: Now when we come back, just fix my mess. 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