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Speaker 1: The Jewbils Show on demand Jebils Dirty Little Secret. Time

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Speaker 1: for your dirty little secret. Remember text ten four one

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Speaker 1: O six one. If you have a dirty little secret,

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Speaker 1: you can tell us anything, literally anything, and we will

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Speaker 1: keep your secret safe. I mean everybody will hear it.

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Speaker 1: But like we don't know who you are. We always

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Speaker 1: keep everybody anonymous. We don't even ask what your name is.

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Speaker 1: That's why you're free to say whatever you want. That's

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Speaker 1: why everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname when they call

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Speaker 1: in and on the phone. Right now, our fake anonymous

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Speaker 1: caller is mister anonymous. Misters very creative there. Hello, mister anonymous,

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Speaker 1: how are you hello? Shouldn't it be misses anonymous or genderly?

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Speaker 1: I don't want to tell you. You identify however you

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Speaker 1: want identify. Yeah, we don't care. Yeah, but you are anonymous,

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Speaker 1: that's all I know, got it? Okay, So you have

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret you want to share? Yeah, So

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Speaker 1: you know, I'm super stressed out and I'm thinking about

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Speaker 1: doing something that I've done before in the past to

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Speaker 1: get it's kind of work. Oh okay, all right, what

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Speaker 1: is that quit that's worked for me? That's a lot

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Speaker 1: of time off to getting fired works too, that's happened,

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Speaker 1: and I've gotten time off for that. Yeah, but you

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Speaker 1: don't get paid when you get fired. I guess you're right,

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Speaker 1: implant so yea yeah, so what are you thinking of doing?

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Speaker 1: So a few years back, I was taking the bus

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Speaker 1: home like I usually do on my normal communes, and

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Speaker 1: there was this guy hacking, coughing all over the place.

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Speaker 1: So after he got off, I went back to his

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Speaker 1: corner and I licked the seat. Oh what the what

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Speaker 1: you lick? You sound like that girl who looked at

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Speaker 1: airplane toilet seat. So you got sick in? I was

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Speaker 1: really sick. It was, Oh my god, it was like

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Speaker 1: sea differ or something. Okay, you for talking serious about

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Speaker 1: wanting to do that again right now? Like it's COVID

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Speaker 1: you cannot see. Yeah, keep you on your mouth. M

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Speaker 1: out a month off and I still got baid. You

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Speaker 1: got it, You got a month off paid. Yeah. I

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Speaker 1: had like seedpp or something. It's really gross. My eyes

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Speaker 1: were doing this. I had this cough it would it

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Speaker 1: would really fake it. I mean, why fake it when

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Speaker 1: you can just get sick? I guess that's a good point,

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Speaker 1: total opposite of the logic you should have. I think

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Speaker 1: I would lick a bus seat for a month off

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Speaker 1: for a month paid. Yes, I would lick a bus seat. No,

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Speaker 1: I would just go to the doctor and say I'm

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Speaker 1: really stressed out and then just particularly I guess you're right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but you don't get a month off to you, do ye?

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Speaker 1: As you take a disability, right, that's what it is.

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Speaker 1: It's called um, it's called leave of absence. Oh yeah yeah,

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Speaker 1: But do you have to be like in a medical

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Speaker 1: emergency to check a leave and that? Oh, you could

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Speaker 1: just go to your doctor and say you're really, really

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Speaker 1: really stressed out and that you're you're needing some time

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Speaker 1: off to go through some counseling and just take some counseling.

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Speaker 1: Everybody's counseling mhm, and your doctor will approve it. And

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Speaker 1: then I think legally they have to let you take

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Speaker 1: time off in your and your company can't even know why.

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Speaker 1: Oh legally, Well, I'm about to book a doctor appointment,

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Speaker 1: So am I a doctor? Why are you? Why don't

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Speaker 1: you just just why don't you just book a doctor's

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Speaker 1: appointment and do that instead of licking a bus seat again?

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Speaker 1: Are you guys gonna have like a battle off? Why

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Speaker 1: don't you just go to doctor now? Want you look

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Speaker 1: a seat? Maybe I'll call my doctor and tell him

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Speaker 1: how you look to see it? Yeah, I'm getting ready

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Speaker 1: to have down if you tell. If you call your

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Speaker 1: doctor and tell him that you're thinking about licking a

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Speaker 1: bus seat to get more time off, he will definitely

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Speaker 1: give you a leave of absence based on like a

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Speaker 1: mental instability. Well, I guess that'll work all right. Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Don't

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Speaker 1: lick a bus seat. Please, hopefully you get sick real soon. Thanks. Guys,

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