Speaker 1: Second date date. Over the years, we've heard from a
Speaker 1: lot of listeners who've gotten themselves into a bit of
Speaker 1: a sticky wicket during their first date. Y right, yeah,
Speaker 1: extra sticky. But the guy who emailed us for help
Speaker 1: today probably had the stickiest wicktiest, wickiest stickiest first date
Speaker 1: of all time. That means it's a big mess. Yeah
Speaker 1: that doesn't sound like a fun cleanup, but he knows
Speaker 1: it's all his fault. His name is Warren, and now, Warren,
Speaker 1: we'll get to your wiki sticky in just a second,
Speaker 1: but first, tell us about the girl that you want
Speaker 1: us to call today. What's her name? Her name is Kayla? Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: how'd you meet Kayla? I'm line okay? What attracted you
Speaker 1: to her? I mean, besides her picture? Was there anything else? Oh? Yes,
Speaker 1: there goes sticky? Right? No, I know, okay, I know.
Speaker 1: He's not laughing either is the audio. So it's okay. Sorry, sorry, Warren,
Speaker 1: How did you initiate conversation with Kayla? Like? What was
Speaker 1: your opening line? She was into anime and so am
Speaker 1: I and oh I just finished watching Kill lack Hill.
Speaker 1: This is very nerdy um and she said that was
Speaker 1: one of her favorite animes due at something specific and
Speaker 1: she's into yet you nerd it out together. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: a good double nerd. I love it. I just heard
Speaker 1: panties all across the nation floor when you said that, Warren,
Speaker 1: that's amazing. So what did what did she say to
Speaker 1: that anime line? Well, she appreciated the fact that I
Speaker 1: was also a fan and knew what I was talking about,
Speaker 1: and we started talking about other other nerdy things that
Speaker 1: are everywhere. So yeah, we we had it off to
Speaker 1: talk about in that world too. Men, I'd love to
Speaker 1: talk about anime all day, but let's just get to
Speaker 1: the dates. What did you and Kayla decide to do? Okay? Well,
Speaker 1: we decided to go to a Chinese restaurant. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: Chinese food. And how'd that go? What was it like
Speaker 1: when the like the moment you saw her for the
Speaker 1: first time. Well, she is extremely attractive and it has
Speaker 1: been a while obviously SIN have been on a date
Speaker 1: with the person, so like, I was very, very very nervous, okay,
Speaker 1: And how how did that show itself? For it? Well,
Speaker 1: to try to calm myself, all right, it's probably in retrospect,
Speaker 1: was not a good move, but I took a shot
Speaker 1: before meeting her to try to calm down. I know,
Speaker 1: but I don't. You don't sound like a shot guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the problem. I'm not a shot guy. I had
Speaker 1: a heavy drinker. Okay, that was a problem. So you're
Speaker 1: saying that it was a problem. What happened after you
Speaker 1: took the shot? So I brought the alcohol with me
Speaker 1: in the car I parked, I was. I was not
Speaker 1: drinking while driving. This is after I parked the car. Okay,
Speaker 1: I took a shot and then left the bottle in
Speaker 1: the trunk of my car. For the first time, Bro,
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people it sounds like tailgated
Speaker 1: by himself to me. Yeah, there's nothing wrong with pregaming
Speaker 1: your date a little bit, just to get the nerves out.
Speaker 1: So why are you painting it as wrong. He's painting
Speaker 1: it as something went wrong from that you do it?
Speaker 1: That's why? No, did something else happen because of the shot? Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 1: is this where the sticky wicket happens? It leads me
Speaker 1: back to the sticky wicket? Okay, why don't you guide
Speaker 1: us through the stickiness? Okay? So I had the shot
Speaker 1: leader in the restaurant, we went save at the bar
Speaker 1: before you're waiting for our table. And obviously I'm not
Speaker 1: a huge drinker, as you guys are able to figure out,
Speaker 1: so I'm not trying to drink all that fast. But
Speaker 1: there were some awkward lulls in the conversation, and I
Speaker 1: was drinking faster because of it. That happens. I think
Speaker 1: a lot of us do that. So the alcohol is
Speaker 1: not helping me calm down. I'm still kind of freaking
Speaker 1: out because I really want to impress her. So he
Speaker 1: went to hard drugs INSTEADY oh my god, No, we're
Speaker 1: just joking around with you. More. What happened? So I
Speaker 1: go outside, go back to my car and take another shot.
Speaker 1: Why why do you think more is going to calm
Speaker 1: me down at this point? Just because I, yes, it
Speaker 1: was dumb. It was very working. More alcohol alway the answer.
Speaker 1: So after you took your shot, what happened when you
Speaker 1: went back into the restaurant. I didn't make it back
Speaker 1: into the restaurant, So I opened my trunk and just
Speaker 1: to kind of like try to work out my nerves
Speaker 1: and just try to like recenter myself and calm myself down.
Speaker 1: I kind of just jumped around a little bit to
Speaker 1: kind of like, you know, shake it out. Why is
Speaker 1: that bad? I landed awkwardly, and I think my knee
Speaker 1: hit the bumper or something. For somehow, guys, I fell
Speaker 1: into the trunk okay of the car. Yes, I fell
Speaker 1: into the trunk of my car, okay, and then the
Speaker 1: impact of me falling in caused the trunk to close
Speaker 1: shut us. Do you locked yourself in your own trunk? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, like a nightmare. Did you have your phone? So? Yeah?
Speaker 1: It could have been ninety seconds. I don't know how long,
Speaker 1: but it feels like forever. I realized I should call
Speaker 1: her and like, Hi, you're not going to believe this. Actually,
Speaker 1: I'm trapped in my car. Can you come get me out?
Speaker 1: That is a conversation you had with your date? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh wow? What did she say? What? She doesn't know
Speaker 1: what my car looks like? So I'm trying to describe
Speaker 1: what my car looks like to her, and then I'm
Speaker 1: just pounding on the trunk, trying to make it much
Speaker 1: it's possible. Oh my god, I'm pretty sure you're supposed
Speaker 1: to punch out the tail ice if you get taken,
Speaker 1: leave your arm out. It's weird that you know that,
Speaker 1: and does Kayla ever find you? She eventually finds me,
Speaker 1: but then has no way of opening the trunk because
Speaker 1: the keys are in my pocket. Oh my god, At
Speaker 1: what point do you realize the keys they're just right there.
Speaker 1: You can let yourself out, so you can't. You just
Speaker 1: unlock the car. You pushed the button that says trunk
Speaker 1: and do you have that on your car? Do you
Speaker 1: have a trunk pop on your car? I do have
Speaker 1: a key fob, but it doesn't have the trunk thing
Speaker 1: at it. Okay, so at least at least you can
Speaker 1: open the door and then and then she can pop
Speaker 1: the trunk. Yes, when Kayla came out, like opened the
Speaker 1: driver's side door and she uses the trunk release. There, y,
Speaker 1: she saves me. She's your hero. What did her face
Speaker 1: look like for the trunk? She was not pleased but
Speaker 1: happy that you're safe. I'm sure, yeah, I mean she's
Speaker 1: really nice, but like I could tell that she was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I'm done. She opened the true you're drunk
Speaker 1: in there and then the bottle exactly. It probably rakes
Speaker 1: too of alcohol. That thing. The poor guy looks like
Speaker 1: a like an alkie and he doesn't even drink. So
Speaker 1: and this is coming from you guys saying that it
Speaker 1: doesn't sound very good. But so what happened? So she
Speaker 1: left after that? Yeah, so she left. I stayed around
Speaker 1: one the longer to sober up before I drove home. Good.
Speaker 1: And then I have called her once and texted her,
Speaker 1: trying to apologize again and hopefully trying to set up
Speaker 1: a second date or just maybe another first date. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, after hearing this story, I'm pretty confident that
Speaker 1: we can get you a second date. I think you're
Speaker 1: a catch. Well for anything, she's definitely gonna remember him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got the guy that got drunk and trapped himself
Speaker 1: in Actually, who knows it could have happened to somebody else. Think, well,
Speaker 1: let's find out. We're gonna play a song, we'll come back,
Speaker 1: we'll call Klea for you, and we're gonna try and
Speaker 1: get you a second date. Update Okay, Warren, thank you,
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. All right, hold on, who would have
Speaker 1: thought that alcohol could ever cause something bad to happen?
Speaker 1: If you miss the first part of the second date update,
Speaker 1: one of our listeners, Warren, met up with a cute
Speaker 1: girl at a restaurant and before the date. To help
Speaker 1: ease the nerves, he decided to take a shot, and
Speaker 1: after meeting up with her, he was still so nervous
Speaker 1: that he went back outside to sneak another shot and
Speaker 1: accidentally fell and locked himself in the trunk of his
Speaker 1: own car. He's not a normal drinker, so he called
Speaker 1: Kayla to come rescue him, which she did, but then
Speaker 1: afterwards promptly left And now Warren needs our help. But
Speaker 1: before we get into this, Warren, I just want to
Speaker 1: say thank you for sharing your story with us, because
Speaker 1: I don't think there's a lot of people who would
Speaker 1: be willing to come on the radio and say something
Speaker 1: like this on such a public form, So we really
Speaker 1: appreciate you. Yeah. I've been kind of thinking about that,
Speaker 1: thinking maybe I've made some and also maybe never take
Speaker 1: a shot of alcohol ever again or call a radio station. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you make poor decisions. Yeah, yeah, No one can see
Speaker 1: you though. I guess you're saying you're stole in the trunk. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean I think you just need to go into
Speaker 1: this confident because you do know what we're wrong, so
Speaker 1: you have that going for you. Yes, My hope here
Speaker 1: is that at the end of the day. This is
Speaker 1: a funny story that we can talk about and laugh
Speaker 1: about in the future. There we go, We're here yet
Speaker 1: everything okay, it always does. Just blain to her. You
Speaker 1: don't always have a problem like this. Yeah, that's going
Speaker 1: to be all right. Let's give it a try. We're
Speaker 1: gonna dial Kyless phone number and try and get your
Speaker 1: second at update. You ready, Hello? Ever being all right? Man,
Speaker 1: here we go. Hello. Hi is this Kayla? Yes? Who
Speaker 1: is it? My name's Jeff from the radio show Brook
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh okay, okay, okay, maybe
Speaker 1: you listen sometimes, uh, maybe not. It's okay. You don't
Speaker 1: have to lie to uy. Okay, yeah, all right, that's fine.
Speaker 1: The reason that we're calling you is because we're doing
Speaker 1: a segment called the second Date Update. That's where if
Speaker 1: one of our listeners goes out on a date and afterwards,
Speaker 1: if the other person isn't calling them back, you can
Speaker 1: email us and we'll reach out to them for you
Speaker 1: to help you figure out the reason why. Oh okay, okay.
Speaker 1: That means somebody likes you, yea, yea. And so recently
Speaker 1: you went out with a guy who had a great
Speaker 1: time with you and he has no idea what could
Speaker 1: have gone wrong on that, he has every idea exactly
Speaker 1: what we're wrong. Let me correct myself. He has a
Speaker 1: small idea about what could have possibly gone wrong. His
Speaker 1: name's Warren. M hmm, yeah that might be. Yeah. Sounded
Speaker 1: like a boy, right, pretty memorable trunk guy. So obviously
Speaker 1: we know what happened, and Warren feels really bad about
Speaker 1: how it all played out. Wow, I commend him for
Speaker 1: telling you guys, that's what I said. I think it's
Speaker 1: really brave of him to come on the radio and
Speaker 1: tell that story. I mean, what was going through your head.
Speaker 1: You're sitting in the restaurant, this guy is still not
Speaker 1: back to the table, and then you get the phone
Speaker 1: call from him effort. I thought he was joking, like,
Speaker 1: I thought he was playing some kind of jokes on me,
Speaker 1: And I was like, I don't even know you. That
Speaker 1: makes sense because who would believe anyone. I mean, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't believe anyone. He called me and said, I'm stuck
Speaker 1: in the trunk of my car. Oh geez, well if
Speaker 1: I get stuck in my car, I know. Okay, So
Speaker 1: but you did eventually go out and find him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I went to the parking lot, and I don't
Speaker 1: know what his car looks like. So I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, where are you? And he's describing the car
Speaker 1: and it was like a movie where you like hear
Speaker 1: the pounding in the trunk shouting yeah, And I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, well, I think they know which car he's been. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it wasn't too hard to find. You're saying, so what
Speaker 1: goes through your mind when you do find his car
Speaker 1: and you get the trunk open and you see him. Initially,
Speaker 1: I was scared because I know how I would feel
Speaker 1: if I would trapped in a trunk. Yeah, And finally
Speaker 1: it pops open. It's like a fart came out. Oh,
Speaker 1: It's like I don't know if he was just really nervous.
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened, but oh my god, he
Speaker 1: took off his pants. He'd right his boxer brief, but
Speaker 1: he took off his pants. Wait, he was pantsless when
Speaker 1: you opened the trunk? Or after you opened the trunk?
Speaker 1: He took off his pants? No, that'd be even weirder
Speaker 1: if he waited open Hero come in, so he he
Speaker 1: was only in his boxers? Would you open the trunk? Correct? Okay,
Speaker 1: he didn't tell us that. Why would he tell us
Speaker 1: that that. I wouldn't tell someone. Look what you're asking,
Speaker 1: why wouldn't you tell someone he didn't remember he was wasted. Okay,
Speaker 1: So what are you thinking why he has his pants
Speaker 1: off in the trunk? You don't wanna through my mind,
Speaker 1: I thought that he set this up. I don't know
Speaker 1: this guy up. Yeah, I was like, am I gonna
Speaker 1: open the trunk and he's gonna like grab me and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be in the trunk? And then I mean
Speaker 1: I could see that going through your head after talking
Speaker 1: to them him, though, I can't imagine. Yeah, he'd be
Speaker 1: the most frightened kidnapper because we spoke to him before
Speaker 1: and he definitely seems like a sweet, gentle type. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I agree with you there. I mean I
Speaker 1: opened the trunk, the look in his eyes was just
Speaker 1: so frantic and scared, Like I immediately felt bad after
Speaker 1: my initial scare, and I just it was an experience
Speaker 1: for us all. I'm sure. So do you think if
Speaker 1: he would have had his pants on when you opened
Speaker 1: the trunk you would have stayed for the day? No,
Speaker 1: I would have left regardless. Okay, Well, man, I am
Speaker 1: curious though the reason that his pants were off, or
Speaker 1: maybe the reason that he didn't tell us, and there,
Speaker 1: luckily is a way to find out. Right now, Kayla,
Speaker 1: because I need to let you know Warren's on the
Speaker 1: other line listening and he wants to talk to you. No, yeah,
Speaker 1: definite joke. No, this one's not a joke either. It's
Speaker 1: fine him oh man, Kayla, Warren, Hey, Hey, Kayla, Hi,
Speaker 1: hi Warren. Why didn't you tell us you weren't wearing pants?
Speaker 1: I mean, of all the other details, of all the embarrassed,
Speaker 1: that big detail of a day, and no one asked
Speaker 1: you to take them off? Maybe this is something we
Speaker 1: need to ask on future second date updates, just like regardless,
Speaker 1: just like, just so we know, what was the situation
Speaker 1: with your pants? Why did you take your pants off?
Speaker 1: I thought I could try to pick the lock with
Speaker 1: the underside of my belt buckle, and so I took
Speaker 1: my belt off and then like moving around and shimmying
Speaker 1: in the trunk. It was working my pants down, and
Speaker 1: then it was just getting in the way. And I
Speaker 1: was also really hot in there. Yeah, I don't know,
Speaker 1: is that true? God's last truth? I swear I was
Speaker 1: really panicking and freaking out. To be honest, I'm lucky
Speaker 1: I didn't choke on myself in there, Like I was
Speaker 1: really really freaking out. Yeah, Kayla, what are you thinking here?
Speaker 1: I just feel so terrible for Warren's experience. We're doing
Speaker 1: a lot of talking right now. Warren, this is your
Speaker 1: chance to show that you're not the creepy guy that's
Speaker 1: trying to kidnap people from the trunk of your car. Kayla,
Speaker 1: I'm very very sorry that I made a lot of
Speaker 1: mistakes on our first date, and I hope you know
Speaker 1: the reason why I made all of those mistakes was
Speaker 1: that I felt something for you that hadn't felt in
Speaker 1: a long time, and I was very very nervous because
Speaker 1: I really wanted to make a good impression with you.
Speaker 1: And I cannot apologize enough for those stupid mistakes. And
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm really really sorry, Okay. I feel the
Speaker 1: sincerity and the warmth from Warren right now. That was
Speaker 1: for kay but still like I was just happy to
Speaker 1: be a part of that. And that's why right now
Speaker 1: I think is a good time to ask, Kayla, would
Speaker 1: you be willing to go on a second date with Warren?
Speaker 1: Give him another shot and we'll pay for it. I
Speaker 1: honestly think he's a good guy. I agree. I think
Speaker 1: he's a good guy too. Warren. What if we went
Speaker 1: for a walk, no cars, no alcohol, no restaurants, Like,
Speaker 1: let's just go for a walk and pants on, pants on?
Speaker 1: That would be absolutely amazing. Oh, I was just gonna say,
Speaker 1: it's the cheapest second date we've ever had, you know. Yeah, congratulations,
Speaker 1: you guys, you got your second date. Thank you, thank
Speaker 1: you very much. And before we go, Warren, you have
Speaker 1: to be honest right now, tell me the truth. Are
Speaker 1: you pants on or pants off? Right now? Pants fully on?
Speaker 1: He hesitated until Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.