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Speaker 1: This is again, your heart is true, You're pala and.

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Speaker 2: Comf ready if you do, Aby invited everyone and pull.

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Speaker 3: Off the mic just a little.

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Speaker 4: The biggest gift would be from me, and the car

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Speaker 4: detached would say thank you. Every iconic show has their

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Speaker 4: wacky cast of characters, and the Jubil Show is no different.

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Speaker 4: By Welcome to the Jubil Show with your drunk hand,

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Speaker 4: Nina Hi. And then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez Hi.

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Speaker 4: And who could forget our producer Brad, He's a dad.

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Speaker 4: Hey there, Tiger. And then there's me. I'm Jewbil and

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Speaker 4: this is the Jewbil Show and this is the time

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Speaker 4: of week where we check in and see what's going

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Speaker 4: on in our lives. So, Nina, what's up with you

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Speaker 4: this week?

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Speaker 3: Have you ever steered a skin tag off of your friend?

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Speaker 2: Hello? What?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 3: Okay? So I will.

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Speaker 2: Just start by saying, hey, what's a skin tag? Female

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Speaker 2: friendships are sacred.

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Speaker 3: We do anything for each other.

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Speaker 2: And really, I got a call on my way home

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Speaker 2: yesterday and my girl's like, hey, I need you to

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Speaker 2: come over right now.

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Speaker 3: And I was like, why, what's up.

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Speaker 2: She's like, I need the skin tag removed and it's

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Speaker 2: like a mole that like flops like a flopt mole.

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Speaker 3: It was like a floppy hole.

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Speaker 5: And how do you know it's not a mole.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know if it's a skin tag

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Speaker 4: versus a mole.

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Speaker 3: And it just like wasn't even a few.

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Speaker 4: Yeah kind of I can can just flop around.

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Speaker 3: I could barely see it, by the way.

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Speaker 2: But she got this little tool that she found on TikTok,

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Speaker 2: and she's like, I need you to come over and

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Speaker 2: get this thing off.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 2: We practiced on a banana and that thing was so addicting.

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Speaker 2: You push, the button just goes. So by the time

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Speaker 2: I got to her neck, I just went It was

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Speaker 2: so cool and she was happy, and I got that

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Speaker 2: skin tag right off, and I was like, what's next?

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Speaker 6: What if what if it's like cancer or something.

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Speaker 3: I don't think it was cancer.

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Speaker 4: It was just a skin tag cured her cancer.

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Speaker 3: I got rid of that. Yeah, got rid of the problem.

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Speaker 4: You know.

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Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. Female friendships, we are just there.

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Speaker 4: You need anything, call me and be like, hey, man,

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Speaker 4: I have a skin tag on my neck. Will you

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Speaker 4: come over and help me remove it. I'd be like

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Speaker 4: we're no longer friends. No, I can't. Sorry, I don't

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Speaker 4: know you.

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Speaker 5: Yes, absolutely, I got you.

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Speaker 4: Bro.

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Speaker 2: Well, she made me a bageld of cream cheese and

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Speaker 2: a glass of champagne afterwards, so it was worth it.

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Speaker 4: Skin tag removal party? What a cope? All right, Victoria?

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Speaker 4: What's up with you this week?

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Speaker 1: Well, guys, I posted on my story yesterday that a

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Speaker 1: man hit on me in the Costco parking lot yesterday,

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Speaker 1: parking lot. Whoa, And he also asked for my number,

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Speaker 1: mind you, I gave it to him. That was a

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Speaker 1: bad idea, But I didn't realize this man. When I

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Speaker 1: pulled into the parking lot, he was standing outside of

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Speaker 5: And then when I came.

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Speaker 1: Back to my car to leave the parking lot, he

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Speaker 5: And that's when he like was like, hey, we had

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Speaker 4: I was like, cool, Like, hold on a second.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, Victoria, you had the same car as this guy. Yeah,

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Speaker 7: Victoria drives amidst a Bishi s UV that doesn't existed.

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Speaker 4: Actually, I've never yeah, I don't think I've ever never

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Speaker 5: But it's rare and it's actually kind of awesome.

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Speaker 4: Well, it was left out of your story on Instagram.

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Speaker 4: That's important.

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Speaker 3: But there are two things that are coming into my mind.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. One of them that's predator behavior because he waited

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Speaker 2: the second is I was very con the other guy

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Speaker 2: talk about the other guy that you met in the

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Speaker 5: No, I'm not.

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Speaker 1: I've been on two dates with this man, you know,

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Speaker 1: but I don't.

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Speaker 5: Think he listens to the radio.

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Speaker 3: He text every day.

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Speaker 4: The dude.

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Speaker 3: The dude waited, Yeah, I didn't realize how long.

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Speaker 4: Did he wait by your car?

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Speaker 5: No, he was waiting by our cars. Were like touching, like.

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Speaker 4: The okay, so you're just the tips of your car.

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Speaker 4: We're touching. Okay.

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Speaker 3: He's like, can we do what our cars?

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Speaker 4: Were?

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Speaker 5: You a car accident?

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Speaker 4: And you're just not understanding.

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Speaker 6: Did you go shopping while he was getting insurance information?

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Speaker 4: You got in a car accident? And he's like, this

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Speaker 4: is crazy. I'm not very upset that you ran into

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Speaker 4: my car, but you have the same car. That's weird,

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Speaker 4: isn't it. Anyway? Can I get your license, please.

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Speaker 3: Insurance and I'm like.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, fine, here's my number. No, but he

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Speaker 1: really did text me, and I don't I'm not I

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Speaker 1: don't plan to.

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Speaker 4: What did he say?

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Speaker 5: He was just hey, Victoria, how was work?

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Speaker 1: Because then we got into work and he's like, so

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Speaker 1: like how, like what do you do?

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Speaker 5: He asked me. He said, it's like, oh my gosh,

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Speaker 5: what are you an engineer?

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Speaker 1: And I was like, I was like, is it just

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Speaker 1: what I'm dressed as or my car that just gives

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Speaker 1: off engineer.

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Speaker 5: By I's like, no, I'm not an engineer.

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Speaker 3: He has Oh okay.

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Speaker 5: I was like yeah, sorry, He's like, oh, I was

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Speaker 1: Yeah, anyways, I don't plan a message in him, and

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Speaker 1: I did realize it was kind of creepy.

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Speaker 5: And I don't even know if it's a Costco card.

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Speaker 5: Actually he was just in the Costco parking lot.

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Speaker 4: Now that I think about it, the whole thing is weird.

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Speaker 4: He should not have given him your number.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I thought about giving.

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Speaker 6: The thing people warn against, like he knows that you

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Speaker 6: have it where you work, he knows your phone number,

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Speaker 6: you can go your car, which is kind of rare

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Speaker 4: He has your license.

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Speaker 3: Plates, Like, what's your address? Yeah, Victoria hands it out.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, produce a Brad, what's up with you this week?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Pretty Brad?

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Speaker 1: Are you?

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Speaker 4: Are you listening?

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Speaker 6: That's a weird way to start a conversation.

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Speaker 4: What what? What are you listening? It's a dad joke.

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Speaker 6: I don't get it. I don't get it, though, I'll

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Speaker 6: explain it. I thought I might have to. If someone

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Speaker 6: ever says to you, are you listening? And you say

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Speaker 6: to them, that's a weird way to start a conversation,

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Speaker 6: it means you weren't.

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Speaker 4: Listen exactly, you get it. No, the joke is that

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Speaker 4: he was listening, but he pretended to not be listening.

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Speaker 4: Oh right, So it's like admitting to not listening, being like,

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Speaker 4: you're starting the conversation right now, but I wasn't listening.

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Speaker 4: That's a very complicated Yeah, it's a complicatedad joke.

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Speaker 6: Well, listen, not every joke is going to land with

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Speaker 6: people who just aren't on my level.

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Speaker 4: Gebell, what's going on with you? What's going on with me?

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Speaker 4: Is I think that the people who clean my house

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Speaker 4: might think I'm officially insane. I'm sure they've thought that

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Speaker 4: for a while, you know, just because I'm me, and

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Speaker 4: they come in and clean up stuff after me, and

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Speaker 4: you know, yeah, I leave things out that probably most

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Speaker 4: people wouldn't leave out for cleaners if they knew they

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Speaker 4: were coming. But I get my house, please clean once

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Speaker 4: a week. But something happened the other day that yes.

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Speaker 6: Pretty just just have anything to do with those samurai

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Speaker 6: swords I witness you purchasing.

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Speaker 4: No, no, it doesn't have to do with those. I

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Speaker 4: have two rumbas now, you know, those little robot vacuums. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: two of them, and I forgot yeah, and I switched

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Speaker 4: the day where the cleaners come, you know. So I

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Speaker 4: was unboxing the other one. Jeremy is the upstairs room

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Speaker 4: BA and Todd is the bathroom, the bedroom roomba.

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Speaker 3: You have to name them, it's right, This is the

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Speaker 3: right thing.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Jeremy had been set up in the house for

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Speaker 4: a while, you know. And but I got Todd to

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Speaker 4: vacuum my bedroom and I was unboxing it, and I

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Speaker 4: was having a conversation with it very loudly. I was

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Speaker 4: low man on the totem pole and I yelled up

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Speaker 4: to Jeremy. I said, Jeremy, we have a new robot.

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Speaker 4: His name is Todd. He'll be down here, but if

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Speaker 4: he ever acts up, you're in charge when I'm gone.

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Speaker 4: But both you guys worked for me. You're my cleaning robots.

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Speaker 4: I tell you what to do, and you vacuum. I

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Speaker 4: put you on a schedule. You vacuum when I tell you,

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Speaker 4: and I forgot that. I switched the days. They came

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Speaker 4: over and I walked downstairs and they were both just

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Speaker 4: standing there like, and I was like, oh, hey, yeah,

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Speaker 4: I got some robot vacuums. Are cool. Check them out

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Speaker 4: if you want what we worked for you. Yes, Jeremy

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Speaker 4: and Todd. I wasn't talking to you guys. Should we

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