Speaker 1: It's time to catch a cheater.
Speaker 2: Only on the Jubile Show, Kathy is on the phone
Speaker 2: today for to catch a Cheater, and she thinks that
Speaker 2: her boyfriend Steven of five months might already be messing around. Hey,
Speaker 2: Kathy tells, what's going on?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, basically, yeah, it's been about five months, and
Speaker 3: you know, we've had an awesome five months. We met
Speaker 3: at a party that he actually crashed, even actually crashed,
Speaker 3: and he sort of like wedged himself in between me
Speaker 3: and my sister, but you know, we were just having
Speaker 3: an awesome time and we've had a great connection. And
Speaker 3: then I don't know about last week, he's been I
Speaker 3: don't know, just I don't know, just kind of off.
Speaker 3: It's just not who I've seem to have met, you know.
Speaker 3: So I caught him at least had once or twice
Speaker 3: looking at my phone, and when I asked him about it,
Speaker 3: he just said he was looking for a picture that
Speaker 3: we had taken and that we wanted to post. And
Speaker 3: you know, I really didn't care. I was just you know,
Speaker 3: I wasn't hiding anything, so I just let him send
Speaker 3: himself the picture. But on the flip side, he's been
Speaker 3: released sketchy with his computer, and you know, he has
Speaker 3: a key to my place where at that point, you know,
Speaker 3: and and I actually walked in on him talking quote
Speaker 3: unquote with someone. But he was just a say who
Speaker 3: enjoying himself while doing so on his laptop, and he
Speaker 3: ketch my dress.
Speaker 1: It was so weird.
Speaker 3: He just said that he was adjusting himself as to
Speaker 3: write or whatever that means.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: We've been pretty open in you know, bedroom wise since
Speaker 3: we've met, and we've had a very very healthy physical
Speaker 3: kind of relationship because to my grips. But not only that,
Speaker 3: but two weeks ago, I had this girl's night over
Speaker 3: at my place and he knew it and he kind
Speaker 3: of just invited himself over, which was okay, I guess,
Speaker 3: but the whole time he was just ignoring me, like
Speaker 3: I don't know, like I was the third wheel that night.
Speaker 1: And so we got into a huge fight about it.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I could go on.
Speaker 3: It's just he's just acting really weird. If I can
Speaker 3: just say that, and I just think something's up.
Speaker 5: There's kind of a lot of flags here. He crashes
Speaker 5: the party, he's crashing your party, He's going into your
Speaker 5: house playing with himself. I mean, I don't know some
Speaker 5: of some of this stuff just doesn't feel right, like.
Speaker 1: It's not right right, No, not at all. And it's
Speaker 1: five months.
Speaker 5: They say that nobody can fake who they really are
Speaker 5: for longer than three months, right, Oh, so five months.
Speaker 5: Maybe he was able to fake it for four months.
Speaker 5: He's just a sketchy dude.
Speaker 3: So I'm just trying to find out, like what the
Speaker 3: heck is going on. You know, women are always really
Speaker 3: good about like you, we have to listen to our intuition.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, and der intuition is telling me that something
Speaker 2: is going on, telling you yeah, yeah, he's telling me too.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean it definitely sounds shady, and and he wasn't
Speaker 2: like apologetic or I mean, his reaction sounds strange to me, That's.
Speaker 3: What I mean.
Speaker 4: It's just that makes sense.
Speaker 5: You like, you could effortlessly lie about anything else, like
Speaker 5: whether he's cheating or not. There's a lot of stuff
Speaker 5: that feels icky.
Speaker 3: I don't know what to say, and I don't want
Speaker 3: to be paranoyd girlfriends or whatever, but I want to
Speaker 3: know what that's before we keep going down in the road,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: I think there's a time to be rightfully paranoid, you know, yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean that, but I just so, I mean, it's just,
Speaker 3: you know, when I approach him about it, he's like,
Speaker 3: you know, one, it's just me being a guy and
Speaker 3: it's guy stuff, and you know, he's just downplayed.
Speaker 1: At all, like you know, come on big, like good.
Speaker 4: I just I don't know, I don't just you know,
Speaker 4: just just adjusting myself.
Speaker 2: And now, all right, Well we'll try to figure it
Speaker 2: out for you. We'll play a song come back, and
Speaker 2: you already told us what grocery store he's Awards card
Speaker 2: member at, So we'll pretend to be from the grocery
Speaker 2: store and say that every single month, one of our
Speaker 2: Lucky Rewards card members wins free flowers delivered to anybody
Speaker 2: that they want. It's our little way of saying thank you.
Speaker 2: And we'll see if he sends those flowers to you
Speaker 2: or to somebody else.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I just want to know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll try to figure out for you. We'll play
Speaker 2: a song come back and get you to catch a
Speaker 2: teeter next right in the middle of to catch a cheater.
Speaker 2: And if you're just joining us, Kathy is on the phone,
Speaker 2: and she thinks that her boyfriend of five months named
Speaker 2: Steven might be cheating on her. We're about to help
Speaker 2: her out and give him a call and pretend to
Speaker 2: be from the grocery store that he's a rewards card
Speaker 2: member at, and say that every single month, we choose
Speaker 2: one rewards card member who gets free flowers delivered from
Speaker 2: our floral department, and we'll see if he sends those
Speaker 2: to Kathy or to somebody else. But before we do that, Kathy,
Speaker 2: why don't you refresh everybody's memory on your situation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just you know, my boyfriend of five months
Speaker 3: has just been acting really weird and I have to
Speaker 3: follow my gud name. I think I've tried to approach
Speaker 3: about it, and you just downplaced everything. I caught him,
Speaker 3: you know, com playing with himself, but he said it
Speaker 3: was just like Krom adjusting himself, and I was like, yeah, whatever,
Speaker 3: And then he's just acting weird at my girls night
Speaker 3: and I just I don't know, something is just not
Speaker 3: adding up.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, well you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Please please?
Speaker 4: I just want to know.
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, this is Shorvin calling
Speaker 2: from I was looking for our Rewards Card member named Stephen.
Speaker 1: Ah. Yeah, this is Stephen.
Speaker 2: Hi, Stephen. Please don't hang up. This is not a
Speaker 2: marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to give you some
Speaker 2: good news today. Congratulations, you're this must big winner.
Speaker 1: Uh where did I win?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 2: Maybe you haven't seen the signs. Every single month, we
Speaker 2: choose one Rewards card member at random to win free
Speaker 2: flowers delivered from our floral department. It's our little way
Speaker 2: of saying thank you very much for shopping. So you've
Speaker 2: just won thirty six long stem red roses, a card,
Speaker 2: and a box of candy to be delivered to anybody
Speaker 2: that you want in the United States, absolutely free. It's
Speaker 2: a three hundred and twelve dollars value.
Speaker 1: Actually, okay, that's that's awesome.
Speaker 2: If you know who you want to send them to.
Speaker 2: I can take the information down in just a matter
Speaker 2: of minutes over the phone. So if you know who
Speaker 2: you want to send them to right now, we can
Speaker 2: do that right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I can do it right now.
Speaker 7: It's fine.
Speaker 2: Oh great, Okay, I guess I just need to get
Speaker 2: the first and last name of the person you would
Speaker 2: like to send them to.
Speaker 1: You can send them to Sasha Okay, Sasha, Okay.
Speaker 4: Hey, hold on a second, hold on, hold on, hold on,
Speaker 4: that's my fire.
Speaker 3: Stephen.
Speaker 2: Hey, this is the Jubile Show. It's a radio show.
Speaker 2: We do a segment where we try to catch people cheating.
Speaker 2: That is actually your girlfriend Kathy on the phone.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you I'm just I'm sorry, I'm.
Speaker 4: Stephen. That's my sister. What are you talking about? You're
Speaker 4: gonna say, have you been have you been shagging? Have you?
Speaker 1: We have not. We haven't. We haven't hooked up yet.
Speaker 1: We haven't even hooked up yet, just to talk.
Speaker 4: Yes, Oh my god, I am a fool.
Speaker 1: I can I can explain honestly that we've had a
Speaker 1: great fun truth. So the truth is, the first night
Speaker 1: that that we met.
Speaker 7: I was actually trying to hook up with Sasha, but
Speaker 7: you were all over me, and I was like, maybe
Speaker 7: I'll try Maybe I'll try this for a little while.
Speaker 1: And so I did, and I and I thought that,
Speaker 1: you know, for a little bit, it was all right,
Speaker 1: and then I don't know, it didn't feel like a
Speaker 1: perfect match.
Speaker 6: And so I started talking to Sasha again and it
Speaker 6: felt like we had more of a connection, and I
Speaker 6: just like, I don't be together.
Speaker 4: We've been together five months. You came to Christmas, my
Speaker 4: Christmas dinner with my sister.
Speaker 1: So were you guys? Just all flirty?
Speaker 4: Flirty like when I was in the kitchen cooking a
Speaker 4: little bit, I just like, guy, it was, Oh my god,
Speaker 4: oh my god, oh my god. I hate you. I know,
Speaker 4: I hate my sister.
Speaker 1: You a dog.
Speaker 4: No, and I don't.
Speaker 7: I don't.
Speaker 6: I'm done.
Speaker 1: I don't mean to make like I don't. I really
Speaker 1: I did try.
Speaker 7: And the truth is I just have more of a
Speaker 7: connection with your sister and I and I, honestly, I
Speaker 7: just hope that one day you can respect that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, a little bit like we didn't look up the
Speaker 6: other were talking. We just didn't like, how could you
Speaker 6: do this? Five months? We've been together five months? You're
Speaker 6: touch dog. I hate you.
Speaker 4: I hate you.
Speaker 1: I never want to see you again.
Speaker 4: You are awful. I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1: We haven't even hooked up yet. It doesn't make it
Speaker 1: any better. I was going to say, how does that
Speaker 1: make it better?
Speaker 2: It doesn't. It doesn't make it any better at all.
Speaker 2: Kathy hung up. And Steven, it doesn't make it better.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 1: You know what, you guys, you have everything up all right.
Speaker 1: Are you gets happy we did.
Speaker 2: I didn't date Kathy and then start dating her sister
Speaker 2: in the middle of it.
Speaker 5: Nope.
Speaker 1: Are you're going around narking on everybody? I don't know
Speaker 1: the jewel shows to catch a cheater