WEBVTT - Your Daughter Bit My Son

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<v Speaker 1>All right, In case you guys missed it, we just

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<v Speaker 1>played are you Smarter the Nephew Tommy. Nephew Tommy is

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<v Speaker 1>out today, but Junior is in and he played the

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<v Speaker 1>uncle and uh for the second day in the road.

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<v Speaker 1>Junior did his thing. He did pretty well. They tied. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>they both got four right, and then they tied on

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<v Speaker 1>three of them. So Junior, you're holding your own and

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<v Speaker 1>and the nephew's absence. We don't try to make Tommy proud,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, working you know, make team Tommy look good. Huh,

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<v Speaker 1>representation to help us, you know. But uh, that's all

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing. I'm just doing it as I can. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it sounds fun though. It sounds like a good time.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you enjoying yourself? I'll be saying, God, we said

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<v Speaker 1>that at the same time. We sound like a group though.

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<v Speaker 1>But Steve, are you okay? It sounds so great? Are

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<v Speaker 1>you okay about the game? Surely? For real? I'm fine.

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<v Speaker 1>If he knew all these and I didn't know, well

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<v Speaker 1>that'd be different. What you know, if you knew all

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<v Speaker 1>this night on nothing night, Timmy, and I'll be bothered.

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<v Speaker 1>So you saying you gave it your best shot? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying. Yeah, I ain't get Bologney and whatever. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know damn no limiting, and I ain't get get Walmart.

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<v Speaker 1>And I didn't get what Gucci was made either. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the rest of the stuff we were just nicking neck tad,

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<v Speaker 1>I can take that. Yeah, so you can see where

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<v Speaker 1>I hang out and where he hang out clearly through

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<v Speaker 1>this he all down no limit records. I'm in Milan.

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<v Speaker 1>There is kiddy know what we hang out it. But

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<v Speaker 1>it's so funny because you guys usually say the answers uh,

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<v Speaker 1>neck and neck I mean together almost so, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>because we both bright. Yeah, that's why this game ain't

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<v Speaker 1>looking like it's been looking. Well, Tommy, you'll be back now.

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<v Speaker 1>I want you all to say all this from Tommy,

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<v Speaker 1>get here, all this stuff, y'all setting us up for

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<v Speaker 1>I want the same bravado when tom to get back.

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<v Speaker 1>Laughing at his ask, this game is really fun better

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<v Speaker 1>this way. That is what we said it is it

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<v Speaker 1>should be this way. It's fun. Just make it fun,

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<v Speaker 1>keep it fun. And we've been telling Tommy yet we

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<v Speaker 1>tell him that. Yeah, I'll tell you what'll really be good.

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<v Speaker 1>Let all three of us pleased to say, yeah, be crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>We got to do that one day. Oh no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, coming up at the top of the hour,

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<v Speaker 1>right about four minutes after, it'll be today's Strawberry letter,

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<v Speaker 1>the subject if she doesn't work out, we won't work out. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but we'll get to that in just a few But

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<v Speaker 1>right now, Junior is here for the prank. What you got, Junior?

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<v Speaker 1>Your daughter bait my son? H huh okay, run a cat.

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<v Speaker 1>She just been hello this look do you do your

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<v Speaker 1>daughter go to the little academy? Yes? And her name

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<v Speaker 1>is Yes. Who's this? Listen? Your daughter and bit my son? Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>Joshua want on the back? Daughter? You know this is Wilson.

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<v Speaker 1>Your daughter and bit my son down. You can't just

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<v Speaker 1>call my house and tell me my daughter bit you

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<v Speaker 1>say and be cussing at me. Lady, I just said,

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<v Speaker 1>your daughter Secura bit my son Joshua in the back,

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<v Speaker 1>and I just said no. Two things. One, my daughter

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't bite nobody, and too, don't call my house with

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<v Speaker 1>this tone. I called with any kind of tone when

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<v Speaker 1>I want to call with all I'm saying is your

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<v Speaker 1>daughter then bait my son in the back, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna tell you all I'm saying is, don't call my

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<v Speaker 1>house with this to saying something that my daughter beat

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<v Speaker 1>your child in the back. My daughter has manners and

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<v Speaker 1>she wouldn't be biting nobody in back somebody. How the

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<v Speaker 1>hell you know what your daughter gonna be doing if

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<v Speaker 1>you ain't there my daughter, you're raised, she ain't what

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<v Speaker 1>your are? You just come in one month and try

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<v Speaker 1>to do some kind of daddy work your daughter? But

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<v Speaker 1>four years old? How nail you? Don't you know how that?

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<v Speaker 1>Damn well, I've been with it for four years? What

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<v Speaker 1>you being? My daughter does not be biting people around

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<v Speaker 1>in the back of the neck or anything like that.

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<v Speaker 1>What the hell is wrong with you? Don't call my

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<v Speaker 1>house where I get who I don't you think I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a weekend day. I'm calling you about what's going on

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<v Speaker 1>with my child. But I don't think you got your

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<v Speaker 1>facts straight. So next time you call somebody to tell

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<v Speaker 1>them about their child, figure out everything about your child first.

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<v Speaker 1>All I'm saying is that the people at the academy

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<v Speaker 1>said secret my son Joshua were in the back. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't understand what you're saying because I don't like

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<v Speaker 1>your tongue. So don't call me about my baby. Have

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<v Speaker 1>her mama called me. That'll make no difference. If a

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<v Speaker 1>mama or daddy called long with somebody, call hello, call

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<v Speaker 1>her back? Hello? Is this Carol? Why you hain't up

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<v Speaker 1>on me? Why are you still calling me? And why

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<v Speaker 1>are you yelling at me? My child didn't bite your

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<v Speaker 1>child in the back. When I picked up my child.

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<v Speaker 1>They didn't say to me your child is body in

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<v Speaker 1>the back? My child every day, Like I said in

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<v Speaker 1>the first lady, you must be some kind of weekend daddy.

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<v Speaker 1>You know my child. I'm with my child every day.

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<v Speaker 1>You are you, I'm with my I don't even know

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<v Speaker 1>who Joshua is. She should have just hit him in

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<v Speaker 1>the head. Ain't what you ain't gonna do with city

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<v Speaker 1>and talk about my baby? You asked me to lower

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<v Speaker 1>my child. You know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>hang up one moment. Hello Hello, called back? Call her back,

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<v Speaker 1>cat Hello, don't hang up on me no more. Lay again.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna call you until you tell me why you

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<v Speaker 1>your child is just bite my child in the back.

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<v Speaker 1>I am not in the mood to play with you

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<v Speaker 1>right now. You're gonna mess trying to get you and

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<v Speaker 1>your child, You and your child. You know who? Guess

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<v Speaker 1>what Shaquira got her daddy, you're talking about whipping somebody.

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<v Speaker 1>Daddy's else to say, you can't call my house and

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<v Speaker 1>threatened me and my jold if my child beat up child,

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<v Speaker 1>well that's what your child deserved. He got whoops, daughter,

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<v Speaker 1>whooped your sounds just finally want me to laugh trying

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<v Speaker 1>the little fast not in those kids get this gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be talking fake facts. She didn't bite them in the back.

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<v Speaker 1>She might have worked, but my daughter don play. Now

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<v Speaker 1>like what keep talking? You found my phone number, find

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<v Speaker 1>my address and have kids. Daddy beat you what I said,

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<v Speaker 1>bring your phone over again with my babies. My family

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<v Speaker 1>should care with your babies. My baby, Daddy gonna whip

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<v Speaker 1>you'll bring it on. I'm coming over there and beat

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<v Speaker 1>you and your child for the day. You don't call

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<v Speaker 1>a woman and tell him you coming over to behind child.

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<v Speaker 1>You come up here and beat her. Daddy's come over

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<v Speaker 1>here and beat your kids. Daddy, he don't he don't

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<v Speaker 1>want not to me. You don't want this. I'm on

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<v Speaker 1>my way overout now bring it on in. Somebody gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get day. Daddy. He ain't got no damn job. He

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<v Speaker 1>got a job. Y'all gonna make me come over that

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<v Speaker 1>a night. Bring it on right now? Do you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm gonna tell you something. I'm gonna tell me

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<v Speaker 1>something else. You're gonna get bit and your baby gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get bit too. You're gonna bite me and my baby

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<v Speaker 1>gonna whoop? Yo? Can I say something to you? Say

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<v Speaker 1>something to me? A few timing from the Steve Harvard

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show. You just got prank you. Oh, I am shame.

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<v Speaker 1>I just got pregnant. Your sister Glenda told me, she said,

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<v Speaker 1>but they could give me. She said give She said,

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<v Speaker 1>you always tell give me. Oh, I told that wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>happen to me. But you can't call somebody talking about

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<v Speaker 1>a baby. That's that's where it kills. Don't don't call

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<v Speaker 1>nobody about that. Now, you got my heart hurt? Look,

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<v Speaker 1>can I ask you something? Let me ask you? What

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<v Speaker 1>is the baddest radio show in the land. Steve Harvey

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show? You your daughter bid my son do this

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<v Speaker 1>every time? Well, I gotta be him, I said, my prank.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta just just be timing. Man. You're good man?

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<v Speaker 1>How did you ever get so good? Well? Well, what

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<v Speaker 1>happened was I said, you know what, I'm gonna d

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<v Speaker 1>doing pranks. So I said, I'm gonna pick up the

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<v Speaker 1>phone after started by accident, I paid on the phone call.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody thought I was calling you. Call somebody else and

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<v Speaker 1>play like I was you. Then pranks was born. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>that's unique. Say, I said hello, They're like, who is this?

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<v Speaker 1>I said this this Dave didn't damn pipe man, And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good share to call out here, y'all. I'm giving

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<v Speaker 1>you so much praise. Oh oh, That's all I can say,

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<v Speaker 1>is oh all right, all right, all right, Junior, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Up Next, it's the Strawberry Letters. Subject. If she doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>work out, we won't work out. Okay, we'll be back

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<v Speaker 1>right after this