WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: "Silence the Hyenas" Mail Bag 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:05.320 Kaboom. If you thought four hours a day dred minutes 0:00:05.360 --> 0:00:09.160 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.160 --> 0:00:12.440 of the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.560 --> 0:00:15.480 treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the 0:00:15.600 --> 0:00:19.840 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. The Clearinghouse of Hot 0:00:19.920 --> 0:00:23.599 takes break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with 0:00:23.800 --> 0:00:33.360 Ben Maller starts right now in the air everywhere Another 0:00:34.280 --> 0:00:39.680 Fifth Hour with Ben Mallard and Danny g Radio, and 0:00:39.800 --> 0:00:46.360 you are in for the drama or rama van break here. 0:00:46.440 --> 0:00:54.120 Now that is the mail bag. Oh my god, let's go. 0:00:54.760 --> 0:00:57.680 Oh it's so excited. Everyone loves the mail bag. The 0:00:57.720 --> 0:01:01.880 crowd goes wild. These are actual letters from actual listeners 0:01:01.880 --> 0:01:04.840 to the show. We can't start the mail bag without 0:01:04.880 --> 0:01:23.640 a tribute to our friend, Ohio. Al it's bag, all right, 0:01:23.720 --> 0:01:28.360 thank you for that, Ohio. The kids like that pretty good. 0:01:28.400 --> 0:01:30.880 That's pretty good. Let's go right to the mail bag. 0:01:31.240 --> 0:01:35.800 I got mail, Yeah, I got mail. Yea. These are 0:01:35.840 --> 0:01:39.000 actual letters by actual listeners to the podcast and the 0:01:39.080 --> 0:01:42.120 radio show. And I want to thank the members of 0:01:42.120 --> 0:01:44.199 the mallamsh I assume these are members of the Malam motion. 0:01:44.240 --> 0:01:47.520 Maybe it's bots. But I put my email on Facebook, 0:01:47.600 --> 0:01:51.480 the fifth Hour, Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com, 0:01:51.480 --> 0:01:53.120 Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com. I put that 0:01:53.200 --> 0:01:56.560 on Facebook every week and I have been signed up. 0:01:56.800 --> 0:02:00.360 My email has been used for all kinds of insurance is. 0:02:00.960 --> 0:02:03.840 People have signed me up for different things on the internet. 0:02:04.000 --> 0:02:07.040 I have some. I got an email from a parking 0:02:07.240 --> 0:02:11.400 company in Toronto that my parking space is available, but 0:02:11.440 --> 0:02:15.800 I have to pay my bill. I've never been to Toronto. 0:02:16.080 --> 0:02:19.120 I don't have a parking place, but I'm honored that people. 0:02:19.240 --> 0:02:21.880 Either people are doing this or some kind of advanced 0:02:21.919 --> 0:02:26.079 AI is using my email address and signing me up 0:02:26.120 --> 0:02:30.200 for random shit. So I thank you for that. I appreciate. Yeah, 0:02:30.320 --> 0:02:32.919 big fat waste of time. You have to go through 0:02:32.960 --> 0:02:38.120 the inbox and hit spam spam. Yeah, yeah, every week. 0:02:38.240 --> 0:02:40.840 It's a stack of these things. So the first letter 0:02:40.880 --> 0:02:44.160 we get is from Pierre from Parts Unknown, formerly in Springfield, 0:02:44.639 --> 0:02:46.639 just down the street from the Pro Basketball of Fame 0:02:46.639 --> 0:02:49.840 where Mufett McGraw resides. But Pierre is in a dust 0:02:49.960 --> 0:02:53.840 up with fur Dog. Pierre says, been with the chatter 0:02:54.200 --> 0:02:57.080 last week that you cut the guest list short for 0:02:57.080 --> 0:03:00.000 the Halloween party. How in the hell did the ungrateful 0:03:00.120 --> 0:03:04.840 elitist make the cut? Let me guess who am I? 0:03:04.840 --> 0:03:10.600 I was Rob Parker's plus one for Mallard's inaugural Halloween party, 0:03:10.600 --> 0:03:12.760 and I can't believe that I flew back here for 0:03:12.840 --> 0:03:19.560 some cold Domino's pizza and Kirkland brand alcohol. Well, that 0:03:19.639 --> 0:03:21.840 sounds like I don't did he post that on social media? 0:03:21.919 --> 0:03:24.040 The man wearing this dress. I I don't know if 0:03:24.040 --> 0:03:27.280 he did or not, but that sounds like something that 0:03:27.280 --> 0:03:29.840 that he would do. Uh, it was clearly an oversight. 0:03:30.040 --> 0:03:33.320 It was a mistake, Pierre. It will not happen again. Wrong, 0:03:33.800 --> 0:03:35.880 it will not happen again. Mr West of the four 0:03:35.880 --> 0:03:38.920 oh five. Well, even if I have to go and 0:03:38.960 --> 0:03:44.960 do the unthinkable and invite Goldilocks, Uh, we're too far? 0:03:45.400 --> 0:03:49.040 Is that too? That's a bridge too far? Danny Daddy, Yeah, 0:03:49.160 --> 0:03:51.680 I can't. Yeah, that's a that's a tough one. Because 0:03:51.680 --> 0:03:54.720 he I don't know, he can't. He can't act on 0:03:54.800 --> 0:03:56.560 his good behavior, So I don't know if I can't 0:03:56.560 --> 0:04:00.280 really invite the guy. All right, come back, pat judge, 0:04:00.640 --> 0:04:03.840 it's from call. Well, this is a very important letters 0:04:04.200 --> 0:04:09.520 postmarked international from Australia. Ozzy was from Western Australia rights 0:04:09.520 --> 0:04:12.040 and he says, good day mate, Big Ben and the 0:04:12.120 --> 0:04:15.480 smooth talking Danny g I gave you a call during 0:04:15.520 --> 0:04:17.760 the week and I played it back for the misses 0:04:18.400 --> 0:04:21.000 from the podcast, and she thought it was really cool, 0:04:21.760 --> 0:04:25.080 but then felt sort of bad for me, as she 0:04:25.160 --> 0:04:30.520 reckons you couldn't quite understand me. So, Ozzy was his question. 0:04:31.040 --> 0:04:33.080 Without trying to be racist, he says, have you ever 0:04:33.200 --> 0:04:38.400 had trouble understanding people from other countries? No, No, Ozzy, 0:04:38.640 --> 0:04:42.240 was I understood you complete? I did. There was a 0:04:42.279 --> 0:04:44.480 slight delay at the beginning of the call. So I'm 0:04:44.520 --> 0:04:47.040 a schmuck, I'm a I'm a mama Luke. So let 0:04:47.040 --> 0:04:49.480 the mrs know what I was doing with stick a lot, 0:04:50.080 --> 0:04:52.600 like any time I see an opportunity. I thought you 0:04:52.600 --> 0:04:55.640 could not hear what we were doing, and so I 0:04:55.680 --> 0:04:57.480 was doing the old hey you want to get on 0:04:57.520 --> 0:05:00.920 the air bit. But you then real eyes that you 0:05:00.960 --> 0:05:04.080 could hear us, and whatever connection issues that we had 0:05:04.640 --> 0:05:08.159 went away, and no, I understood. In fact, I told 0:05:08.200 --> 0:05:10.760 my my wife about your call. I said, Hey, the 0:05:10.800 --> 0:05:13.680 guy that got attacked by the kangaroo, Ozzy was I 0:05:13.680 --> 0:05:16.240 I told her that he called the show and she 0:05:16.400 --> 0:05:18.720 was like, oh man, she loved the information you gave 0:05:19.360 --> 0:05:22.240 about the kangaroos. I don't know much about kangaroos other 0:05:22.279 --> 0:05:24.200 than I've seen them on a few TV shows and 0:05:24.200 --> 0:05:26.480 movies over the years, but I've never seen one in person. 0:05:26.520 --> 0:05:29.240 And all that. And so Ozzy was said on the 0:05:29.839 --> 0:05:33.720 radio show this week Danny that unlike you know how 0:05:33.800 --> 0:05:37.159 deer freezes and the headlights, that phrase deer in the 0:05:37.160 --> 0:05:39.400 headlights because the dear old freeze on a country road 0:05:39.480 --> 0:05:42.960 when they see cars, Well, a kangaroo, according to Ozzy 0:05:43.240 --> 0:05:46.440 was there the opposite. They will run at a light 0:05:47.160 --> 0:05:49.680 like the cars drive by and they run. They run 0:05:49.720 --> 0:05:55.839 after the light. Yeah, not the brightest move. And behind 0:05:55.880 --> 0:05:58.479 the car. Well yeah, they're behind it and they're getting 0:05:58.480 --> 0:05:59.960 a lot of work out in, you know, getting their 0:06:00.000 --> 0:06:03.000 exercise in. But Ozzy was was listening to our show 0:06:03.200 --> 0:06:07.760 in Australia and his car got destroyed by a kangaroo. 0:06:08.600 --> 0:06:11.200 Kangaroo came over there in Western Australia just ripped the 0:06:11.240 --> 0:06:14.440 car up. So no, I loved your call, as he was, 0:06:14.480 --> 0:06:16.000 I hope it doesn't cost you too much money. I'd 0:06:16.000 --> 0:06:18.640 love to talk to you again. And I'll make sure 0:06:18.680 --> 0:06:22.560 that goes smoother next time. I'm gonna blame the Cooper loop, 0:06:22.640 --> 0:06:24.320 is what I'm gonna do. It's clearly his fault. There 0:06:24.360 --> 0:06:27.680 was a connection issue, and I'm blaming him. I wish 0:06:27.680 --> 0:06:31.000 I could pull off those suits, all right. Next up 0:06:31.040 --> 0:06:33.440 we have Kevin in Kansas. He says, Dear Ben and 0:06:33.520 --> 0:06:36.360 Danny G. I know a guy who has a tattoo 0:06:36.480 --> 0:06:40.800 of a wedding ring on his ring finger. Ben, given 0:06:40.880 --> 0:06:44.680 your lost ring or deal, and Danny G with a 0:06:44.760 --> 0:06:48.520 possible nuptial in the offing, would either of you consider 0:06:48.640 --> 0:06:52.440 this possibility? Alright? So I got a new ring, so 0:06:52.480 --> 0:06:55.560 I'm good on that. And I also got these because 0:06:55.560 --> 0:06:58.640 of our friend in Denver. I got these rubber eysed 0:06:58.880 --> 0:07:00.800 rings that I wear when I go to the beach. Now, 0:07:00.839 --> 0:07:02.960 so my goal is to if as long as I 0:07:03.000 --> 0:07:05.520 remember and remember to change out the ring, I don't 0:07:05.520 --> 0:07:08.160 think I'll worry about losing my wedding ring again, because 0:07:08.200 --> 0:07:11.000 any situation where I may lose the ring, I'll just 0:07:11.040 --> 0:07:13.480 wear one of these sheep you know, rubber rings that 0:07:13.520 --> 0:07:15.800 I got like ten of them for like five bucks 0:07:16.240 --> 0:07:19.440 off Amazon. So there's that. But what about you Dannity, 0:07:19.480 --> 0:07:21.560 you are getting close to the big day. It's coming 0:07:21.640 --> 0:07:24.280 up here before you know it. Well, as you know, Ben, 0:07:24.320 --> 0:07:29.920 I'm against tattoos. Yes, that's your religion. But would you 0:07:30.160 --> 0:07:32.400 have you have you already bought a ring? Ring? Ring? Ring? 0:07:32.560 --> 0:07:38.080 Or yeah? The well my Cleopatra bought me one. That's 0:07:38.120 --> 0:07:40.760 the least she could do. As you know, the girl's 0:07:40.880 --> 0:07:44.560 ring is about four paychecks and the men's ring is 0:07:44.800 --> 0:07:49.720 uh not even not even a quarter of a paycheck. Well, 0:07:49.720 --> 0:07:51.880 why is there such a big difference, by the way, Ben, 0:07:51.920 --> 0:07:55.400 Why is the girl's ring so fancy and so expensive 0:07:55.960 --> 0:07:59.400 and the guy's ring is so drab and cheap? Well, 0:07:59.440 --> 0:08:02.480 it really sexism. And I think women should demand to 0:08:02.520 --> 0:08:08.280 get the same quality ring the men get, as opposed 0:08:08.280 --> 0:08:10.800 to the men demanding the ring the women get. And 0:08:11.160 --> 0:08:13.440 it's a it is one of those things in life. 0:08:13.600 --> 0:08:16.080 So much has changed, but it's one of those things, Danny, 0:08:16.480 --> 0:08:19.120 that's like in his own time warp. And I blame 0:08:19.240 --> 0:08:22.480 the people that run jewelry stores, right, They're the they're 0:08:22.480 --> 0:08:24.240 the ones holding onto this so like no, no, no, 0:08:24.280 --> 0:08:26.160 you gotta you gotta spend x amount of money. And 0:08:26.200 --> 0:08:28.600 if you don't do that, you're a schmuck, and you're 0:08:28.640 --> 0:08:32.360 a loser and a mom, a luke and and all that. So, yeah, 0:08:32.679 --> 0:08:35.200 I do like the one I picked out, But I 0:08:35.320 --> 0:08:38.600 told my TENDERNI I was like, why couldn't yours have 0:08:38.679 --> 0:08:42.920 been this price? This My monthly payment for her ring 0:08:43.360 --> 0:08:47.360 cost more than my ring complete. Yeah, well that's and 0:08:47.440 --> 0:08:50.200 this is a preview of future engagements there, Danny, so 0:08:50.240 --> 0:08:53.000 be prepared. This is part of the part of the 0:08:53.040 --> 0:08:55.600 gig here you have to look forward to. But it's 0:08:55.840 --> 0:09:00.320 it'll all work out. Let's see here, all right. Next 0:09:00.400 --> 0:09:02.960 up we have Nick in Wisconsin, he says, Benn and Danny. 0:09:03.160 --> 0:09:07.120 Two part question, any wild animal in the world, which 0:09:07.200 --> 0:09:11.520 one would you be or are you most scared of seeing? 0:09:12.840 --> 0:09:15.760 And which do you think you could take on in 0:09:15.800 --> 0:09:19.839 a fight? Yeah, so wild animal you think you can 0:09:19.880 --> 0:09:22.040 beat in a fight will have to be something kind 0:09:22.040 --> 0:09:27.040 of on the small side. One of those um in 0:09:27.080 --> 0:09:30.640 the serengetti, you know those small they're like small cats. 0:09:33.160 --> 0:09:37.960 That's a plump pussy right there. What what do they they? 0:09:38.600 --> 0:09:40.680 They do travel in packs, though, but I think I 0:09:40.679 --> 0:09:42.840 could take them down. I forget the name of them. 0:09:43.040 --> 0:09:47.240 Don't do a lost cap magnet pencil next, which doesn't 0:09:47.280 --> 0:09:51.439 really help right now, Nick, And then which wild animal 0:09:52.640 --> 0:09:56.760 would I like. I'd like to see the Komodo dragon. 0:09:57.480 --> 0:10:00.200 To me, that's a dinosaur them in the crocod aisle, 0:10:00.280 --> 0:10:02.079 So I'd like to see that. As far as scared, 0:10:02.920 --> 0:10:06.560 I think any wild animal that's within five ft of 0:10:06.640 --> 0:10:09.360 you or ten ft of you is a scary proposition. 0:10:10.120 --> 0:10:13.800 Like I've heard horror stories about every even for like buffalo. 0:10:13.880 --> 0:10:16.880 I had a buddy of mine was trying to get 0:10:16.920 --> 0:10:21.000 a buffalo, an actual live buffalo, for a radio bit 0:10:21.440 --> 0:10:25.040 that he was doing, and he was told by the 0:10:25.080 --> 0:10:27.840 people that keep the buffalo that they're very angry animals 0:10:27.840 --> 0:10:31.520 and they don't like to be around people. So, which 0:10:31.559 --> 0:10:34.840 is I thought was amusing because doesn't Colorado football and 0:10:34.920 --> 0:10:38.199 Boulder don't they have like live buffalo that run out 0:10:38.200 --> 0:10:41.480 in the field and and all that. But anyways, I 0:10:41.480 --> 0:10:44.080 guess they were blinders or whatever. So he was he 0:10:44.240 --> 0:10:46.720 was telling me that, But uh, scared to see about 0:10:46.720 --> 0:10:51.960 like a lion, lion, even an alligator, like a big 0:10:52.280 --> 0:10:55.680 eight hundred pound gator, yeah found for a hundred and 0:10:55.679 --> 0:10:57.679 fifty years. Yeah, something like that, that would be bad. 0:10:57.720 --> 0:11:00.640 What about you, Danny? Uh, let's see the animal I 0:11:00.640 --> 0:11:03.720 would like to beat up. Let's go with a hyena, 0:11:03.800 --> 0:11:06.800 because when we were kids watching The Lion King, remember 0:11:06.840 --> 0:11:09.640 how annoying the hyenas were. I think the hyena was 0:11:09.679 --> 0:11:11.400 what I was thinking of, but I couldn't come up 0:11:11.400 --> 0:11:14.480 with the name. So really, okay, so we agree on that, Yeah, 0:11:14.480 --> 0:11:16.400 because I think we could take a hyena. They're not 0:11:16.440 --> 0:11:18.880 that big, right, we could take down a hyena. Yeah, 0:11:18.920 --> 0:11:21.640 it's like a medium sized animal. We could take that there. Yeah, 0:11:21.800 --> 0:11:24.200 or take them out with bad jokes too. They wouldn't 0:11:24.240 --> 0:11:27.840 be laughing at all. Oh, that isn't funny. Yeah. And 0:11:27.880 --> 0:11:31.000 then let's see as far as being scared of an animal, 0:11:31.200 --> 0:11:34.920 I guess a grizzly bear or yeah, like a huge 0:11:34.960 --> 0:11:42.000 grizzly coming after you, because what about a brown bear? Yeah, 0:11:42.200 --> 0:11:45.079 not as much as grizzly. I think I saw a 0:11:45.160 --> 0:11:48.920 grizzly standing up because those things are fast and they 0:11:48.920 --> 0:11:52.559 could rip you apart. What was that story? If you 0:11:52.600 --> 0:11:54.520 ever do the animal Thunderdome, this could be in this 0:11:54.679 --> 0:11:56.640 in the show. This kind of story. There was a 0:11:56.679 --> 0:11:59.640 grandmother somewhere like in the Philippines or someone that was 0:11:59.679 --> 0:12:03.600 eating they found her body in some kind of like 0:12:03.640 --> 0:12:06.080 a not a lizard, but it was like a snake 0:12:06.200 --> 0:12:11.000 or something like a huge python? Right was it a python? Yeah? 0:12:11.400 --> 0:12:15.960 So what a way to go out python food? Poor grandma? 0:12:16.440 --> 0:12:19.800 She I mean, what are we doing here? I mean, like, 0:12:19.840 --> 0:12:22.240 how does that happen? Does she falls she's sleeping in 0:12:22.280 --> 0:12:24.480 the python eight? Or while she was sleeping did she 0:12:24.600 --> 0:12:28.000 fall down? Did she know what was happening? Like, there's 0:12:28.000 --> 0:12:31.320 so many questions you want to know about. I love man. 0:12:31.360 --> 0:12:33.839 That's one of the reasons I love the Thunderdome because 0:12:33.840 --> 0:12:37.400 you have to do some investigative reporting to find out 0:12:38.000 --> 0:12:42.800 how did this fucking happen? And there's so many questions. Yeah, yeah, 0:12:42.840 --> 0:12:44.960 that would be a good one to get somebody on 0:12:45.280 --> 0:12:48.360 from the local law enforcement or somebody that would have 0:12:48.400 --> 0:12:54.240 inside information. No, I'm moving on. You've got males. We 0:12:54.320 --> 0:12:57.120 do have mail Berry from Nashville Rights and he says, 0:12:57.200 --> 0:13:02.839 yo yo mob. Benny Berry says in Gascon, who has 0:13:02.880 --> 0:13:06.079 been gone from the Fifth Hour podcast, we have never 0:13:06.120 --> 0:13:10.160 heard from I'm a Pilot? Is it now given that 0:13:10.240 --> 0:13:16.840 I'm a Pilot? Was really David Gascon? I say yes, well, 0:13:16.880 --> 0:13:19.800 I second that motion by Barry in Nashville, Yo Yo, 0:13:19.880 --> 0:13:23.040 Ma Benny, the man that gave me that name. And yes, 0:13:24.280 --> 0:13:29.760 I'm a pilot. Either is related to gascon or is 0:13:29.880 --> 0:13:34.720 gascon but to completely fall off the face of the earth, 0:13:35.720 --> 0:13:38.679 there's god to be talking about investigations. This guy, I'm 0:13:38.720 --> 0:13:43.319 a pilot, he emailed us a lot when the podcast started, 0:13:43.440 --> 0:13:47.240 every week for a while. He is a pilot, but 0:13:47.320 --> 0:13:51.600 he flies long international flights. And I can't confirm that 0:13:51.640 --> 0:13:54.040 it is somebody that has access to photos because this 0:13:54.080 --> 0:13:58.400 guy was sending photos from China. He went to China 0:13:59.440 --> 0:14:04.080 during COVID and he talked about his experience as he 0:14:04.120 --> 0:14:07.240 went into immediate quarantine and how they he was like 0:14:07.280 --> 0:14:10.920 in prison in a Chinese hotel, and he sent us 0:14:10.960 --> 0:14:13.760 photos which I didn't even know you're allowed to take 0:14:13.800 --> 0:14:16.520 in China, and it showed us of his some of 0:14:16.520 --> 0:14:19.120 his conditions and all that. So so it is somebody 0:14:19.160 --> 0:14:22.400 I is gascon per se, but it's probably somebody in 0:14:22.480 --> 0:14:27.280 the gascon clan, is what I will say. Barry from Nashville, 0:14:27.320 --> 0:14:29.400 and then he says free Justin. I don't know what's justin. 0:14:29.440 --> 0:14:33.080 You're talking about wrong. I mean, there's a lot of 0:14:33.080 --> 0:14:36.120 people in life named Justin. So I have no no 0:14:36.240 --> 0:14:43.000 bleeping clue with Justin. You are refrained. It was a 0:14:43.000 --> 0:14:45.960 lot of fun catching up with Gascon at your Halloween party. 0:14:46.400 --> 0:14:49.440 One thing, though, I asked him what happened to his parents, 0:14:50.000 --> 0:14:52.280 because his parents used to email this show all the 0:14:52.360 --> 0:14:55.640 time too. Yeah, and what did he What do you say? 0:14:56.360 --> 0:14:58.120 He's like, I don't know what you're talking about, the 0:14:58.160 --> 0:15:01.080 same thing he says about pot Yeah, you know who 0:15:01.080 --> 0:15:03.600 his parents were, right? Oh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, we've had it. 0:15:03.680 --> 0:15:06.760 His dad was his dad was on the poxic Yeah, 0:15:06.960 --> 0:15:09.800 not that dad. I'm talking about the couple that used 0:15:09.840 --> 0:15:13.800 to email the show. Oh yes, yes, yeah, they have it. Yes, 0:15:14.480 --> 0:15:17.800 his surrogate parents. What happened to them? I don't know. 0:15:18.160 --> 0:15:20.360 Let me see here, let me see the last time 0:15:20.400 --> 0:15:23.840 They're gonna look right now, I'm gonna guess. Hold on 0:15:23.880 --> 0:15:29.960 April May, June, somewhere around there. Yes, the last email 0:15:30.040 --> 0:15:33.800 we received from Helen and Stu was in June. Wow, 0:15:33.840 --> 0:15:37.720 good guests. Yeah, it was mid June. So we've been 0:15:37.760 --> 0:15:41.960 through July and August and September pretty much all of October. 0:15:42.000 --> 0:15:44.720 Now this is our last show in October, so four 0:15:44.840 --> 0:15:50.720 months without hearing from Helen and Stu. Maybe they're on 0:15:50.760 --> 0:15:54.080 a flight with I'm a pilot. Yeah, I hope they're 0:15:54.120 --> 0:15:56.560 I hope they're okay. I mean, I don't I don't know. 0:15:57.080 --> 0:16:00.640 They were not feeling particularly good. I'm remember the last 0:16:00.680 --> 0:16:03.800 time they they emailed, So I don't know what's going on, 0:16:03.880 --> 0:16:05.360 but I have not It's odd that they would just 0:16:05.560 --> 0:16:08.840 disappear for that because emailing every other week. I hope 0:16:08.840 --> 0:16:11.200 they're okay, But I I don't know what happened to 0:16:11.240 --> 0:16:12.920 Helen and st Helen and still have you hear this 0:16:13.000 --> 0:16:16.960 reach out to us, let's know you're okay. That's normally 0:16:17.040 --> 0:16:20.000 how Maybe I listened to too many crime podcasts, but 0:16:20.480 --> 0:16:23.560 that's normally how people cover their tracks before they disappear. 0:16:25.120 --> 0:16:30.320 I'm not feeling well. Things that make you go yeah, 0:16:30.760 --> 0:16:32.880 And I can hear Helen right now saying you are 0:16:32.960 --> 0:16:35.720 fake news. I don't know about that. You've got mail, 0:16:35.760 --> 0:16:38.600 al right. Next up, we have mus See or any 0:16:38.600 --> 0:16:41.360 meaning Mighty Mike from Fullerton Rights, in no relation to 0:16:41.400 --> 0:16:44.040 fur Dog. He says, the talk of the town is 0:16:44.040 --> 0:16:47.480 still Ben's monster mash from last weekend, So I have 0:16:47.520 --> 0:16:50.040 a couple of questions about it. In each of your 0:16:50.120 --> 0:16:53.560 opinions of those in attendance. Who had the best costume, 0:16:54.760 --> 0:16:59.240 Who had the worst costume? All right, so we'll start 0:16:59.280 --> 0:17:01.440 with those two. And there's another question here. He says, 0:17:01.440 --> 0:17:05.400 who had the most offensive costume? So the best costume? 0:17:05.440 --> 0:17:08.000 I thought your costume was good. I love Bobo on 0:17:08.040 --> 0:17:10.439 the radio. I thought he really nailed it as well. 0:17:12.000 --> 0:17:13.960 One of the one of the people from Danny G's 0:17:14.000 --> 0:17:16.440 clan or not not you're not your clan, the uh 0:17:16.640 --> 0:17:20.199 Looney clan. Uh, they had a pretty good, pretty good 0:17:20.320 --> 0:17:22.240 I mean, there were some decent cons there's a pretty 0:17:22.240 --> 0:17:25.280 good costume section. The worst costume has to be either 0:17:25.400 --> 0:17:29.120 Tom Looney, who just wore a witch's hat and regular clothes, 0:17:29.960 --> 0:17:32.280 or with all due respect, Rob Parker who dressed as 0:17:32.359 --> 0:17:35.000 Rob Parker, but as Rob Parker. That's the most authentic 0:17:35.080 --> 0:17:37.840 Rob Parker costume. So if you're dressing as Rob Parker 0:17:37.920 --> 0:17:40.600 and you are Rob Cocker, that can't be the worst costume. 0:17:40.640 --> 0:17:43.000 That's gotta be a pretty good costume. Well, Iowa Sam 0:17:43.080 --> 0:17:45.240 needs to be in the running. Oh yeah, he just 0:17:45.280 --> 0:17:48.119 wore like a mask. He had a two dollar mask 0:17:48.280 --> 0:17:53.119 from CVS Pharmacy. Yeah, well, with the putin price, Iche 0:17:53.119 --> 0:17:56.439 it was likely a seventeen dollar mass, but still still 0:17:56.640 --> 0:18:00.320 not not that good. And as far as offensive, I 0:18:00.359 --> 0:18:03.040 don't know what do you think it was offensive? Any offensiveness. 0:18:03.119 --> 0:18:05.720 I didn't think mine was offensive until I filled in 0:18:05.800 --> 0:18:09.840 on your weekday program Sunday into Monday on the Ben 0:18:09.880 --> 0:18:13.800 Mallor Show. Dog. Yeah yeah, Ferg Dog called up during 0:18:13.840 --> 0:18:18.720 instead Viceline and said that my costume was racist. Yes, 0:18:19.119 --> 0:18:22.680 well everything is racist. This podcast is racist. The whole 0:18:22.720 --> 0:18:26.439 thing world is racist. When you're paying homage to the 0:18:26.480 --> 0:18:31.480 great Pharaoh and Cleopatra, how is that racist? No? I 0:18:31.520 --> 0:18:35.680 thought your costume was. It was wonderful and it looked good, 0:18:35.720 --> 0:18:37.679 and I was I was proud of you because, as 0:18:37.720 --> 0:18:40.560 I told your your lovely TENDERNI. I've known you for 0:18:40.600 --> 0:18:45.480 many years, Danny, You've always been the Tupac Foe Drizzle. Yeah, 0:18:45.640 --> 0:18:49.120 always been Tupac at every Halloween event. But no, no 0:18:49.119 --> 0:18:51.200 more Tupac. Do you still have the mask? You kept 0:18:51.200 --> 0:18:54.679 the mask? Right? Of course? Well, last night at the 0:18:54.800 --> 0:18:57.480 school in Van Eyes, I had the Tupac mask on. 0:18:58.400 --> 0:19:01.960 You know, no tenderon insight, I'm Tupac because she told 0:19:02.000 --> 0:19:04.159 me you could be Tupac. But then what am I 0:19:04.160 --> 0:19:06.240 gonna be to match that. And I said you could 0:19:06.280 --> 0:19:10.439 be one of my house and for some reason she 0:19:10.520 --> 0:19:13.960 did not appreciate that. She laughed. She loves Tupacs music, 0:19:14.000 --> 0:19:19.040 so she's like, okay, Mr, I get around all right. 0:19:19.200 --> 0:19:23.040 Next up, we have Big Greg from Iowa, he says, 0:19:23.080 --> 0:19:25.720 Dear Ben and Danny g Since this will be seen 0:19:25.840 --> 0:19:29.040 after the Halloween party, Ben Jonas wants to know where 0:19:29.080 --> 0:19:30.880 his invite was. Well, it was lost in the mail. 0:19:31.400 --> 0:19:34.520 It was lost, and and Jonas and I gotta tell 0:19:34.520 --> 0:19:36.240 you there were guys that well, I wasn't I invite. 0:19:36.400 --> 0:19:40.199 Jonas got upset, LaVar Arrington got upset. They were busting 0:19:40.240 --> 0:19:42.880 my chops. So what I'm gonna do is, I'm gonna 0:19:42.880 --> 0:19:45.680 put these guys on blast. I'm gonna invite all these 0:19:45.720 --> 0:19:48.400 people that were complaining they didn't get an invite. Who 0:19:48.640 --> 0:19:50.359 I was polite. I didn't want to have them have 0:19:50.440 --> 0:19:52.360 to not show up and tell me they're not coming 0:19:52.400 --> 0:19:54.520 because they live so far away. But if they want 0:19:54.560 --> 0:19:57.960 to invite, I'll give them an invite. And if we 0:19:58.040 --> 0:20:01.919 have a Christmas Ugly Sweater part, I'll invite him and 0:20:01.920 --> 0:20:03.520 we'll see how many of these guys show up we'll 0:20:03.560 --> 0:20:07.679 see who shows up. Jonas complains about driving from his 0:20:07.880 --> 0:20:11.600 place to the studios on Saturday mornings, so I can't 0:20:11.600 --> 0:20:14.359 imagine him driving all the way to where you live. 0:20:15.160 --> 0:20:18.560 Maybe I'm wrong, but I think you're right about that. 0:20:18.760 --> 0:20:21.840 I've invited Jonas for years and he never shows up, 0:20:21.880 --> 0:20:23.240 and so I was like, all right, I just won't 0:20:23.240 --> 0:20:27.000 even it's just a radio bit at this point, Yeah, exactly. 0:20:27.200 --> 0:20:29.720 Greg also says, since you were going as Bob Ross, 0:20:29.760 --> 0:20:31.879 and one of the miss of Bob Ross is that 0:20:31.960 --> 0:20:36.119 his paintings, we were where he hid the bodies, Danny 0:20:36.200 --> 0:20:40.680 g and Ben painting the pictures. Uh. And and will 0:20:40.720 --> 0:20:43.520 you will you need to do a head count at 0:20:43.560 --> 0:20:46.640 work in the future, uh, He says. So I think 0:20:46.680 --> 0:20:50.040 he's making a dead body joke there. I got a 0:20:50.119 --> 0:20:53.399 thing about dead bodies from Big Greg, and I was 0:20:53.800 --> 0:20:57.240 next up Sweet Potato Bob. You know it's big of 0:20:57.280 --> 0:21:01.960 Sweet Potato. Bob's writing in from Cincinnati, Ohio, He says, Ben, 0:21:02.119 --> 0:21:04.800 break this down for me. Why don't this a sport 0:21:04.800 --> 0:21:09.040 o question? He says, why don't all special teams defenses 0:21:09.080 --> 0:21:12.639 have a seven footer who jumps up and blocks extra 0:21:12.720 --> 0:21:16.600 points and field goals? I'd pay the guy a million 0:21:16.640 --> 0:21:21.720 dollars just to do that. It's actually not a terrible idea. 0:21:22.280 --> 0:21:24.280 It's not a terrible idea. It sounds like something that 0:21:24.320 --> 0:21:27.359 would have happened in the nineties, seventies or the early eighties, 0:21:27.400 --> 0:21:30.399 but not now because there's too many hard oh guys 0:21:30.480 --> 0:21:34.840 in football that don't have any outside the box thinking. 0:21:35.400 --> 0:21:37.600 Like there was a time in the NFL where you'd 0:21:37.640 --> 0:21:40.720 see guys who were tracking field stars who would get 0:21:40.760 --> 0:21:43.960 signed to be wide receivers. You don't see a lot 0:21:44.000 --> 0:21:47.399 of that anymore. Occasionally you'll see a college basketball player 0:21:47.400 --> 0:21:51.160 become a tight end. The last experiment like this we had, 0:21:52.119 --> 0:21:56.000 remember the the AUSSI rules football player, the Azzy Muffit, 0:21:56.080 --> 0:22:05.480 the punter for the forty niners today, Mike, Yeah, so 0:22:05.920 --> 0:22:08.240 they don't do those kinds, but that would be that 0:22:08.240 --> 0:22:11.800 would definitely be a unique approach. Just have one guy, 0:22:12.000 --> 0:22:15.120 but you have specialists. You have a guy that only 0:22:15.200 --> 0:22:18.520 plays only plays as a punter, and a guy that's 0:22:18.520 --> 0:22:21.000 only a kicker. So he'd have to be a fat, 0:22:21.080 --> 0:22:24.200 tall guy otherwise he'd get pushed off the line, not 0:22:24.320 --> 0:22:26.840 necessarily if he's if he's a couple of feet behind 0:22:26.920 --> 0:22:33.160 the line as in the linebacker position and he jumps off. Yeah, 0:22:33.600 --> 0:22:36.520 you'd have to have pretty good hops. Yeah, you can 0:22:36.600 --> 0:22:39.080 absolutely pull that off. I think that's a solid idea. 0:22:39.160 --> 0:22:43.920 And by the way, in obvious passing situations, you'd take 0:22:43.960 --> 0:22:46.480 away the middle of the field. You wouldn't be able 0:22:46.520 --> 0:22:48.280 to throw to his side of the field, assuming the 0:22:48.320 --> 0:22:51.359 guy has some strength, and you could put him in 0:22:51.480 --> 0:22:55.440 the end zone on a hail Mary. That's right, man, 0:22:55.560 --> 0:22:59.159 this is a no brainer. Sweet Potato Bob wins the day. 0:22:59.240 --> 0:23:02.120 You should be running the Bengals front office. Sweet Potato Bob. 0:23:02.119 --> 0:23:06.320 It's bad job by them not hiring you. I got mail, Yeah, 0:23:06.840 --> 0:23:10.919 I got mail. Yea, all right. Next up is Mark 0:23:11.160 --> 0:23:14.879 from Parts Unknown. Ben, Why do you yell and holler 0:23:15.040 --> 0:23:18.240 way more nowadays? Well, it's a great question, Mark, And 0:23:18.280 --> 0:23:22.160 the reason I've decided to yell and to scream more 0:23:22.240 --> 0:23:25.359 now is I was trying to think of how I 0:23:25.359 --> 0:23:30.600