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Speaker 1: a tribute to our friend, Ohio. Al it's bag, all right,

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Speaker 1: That's pretty good. Let's go right to the mail bag.

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Speaker 1: I got mail, Yeah, I got mail. Yea. These are

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Speaker 1: My email has been used for all kinds of insurance is.

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Speaker 1: It was a mistake, Pierre. It will not happen again. Wrong,

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Speaker 1: can do it, but you gotta have a plan. You

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Speaker 1: got you gotta have a plan so that you're an

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Speaker 1: alarm for three am. Yeah, yeah, exactly exactly. Well, you

423
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Speaker 1: have to find a niche. There's there's a podcast, there's

424
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Speaker 1: seventh Housing podcasts for everything. So you gotta look at

425
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Speaker 1: the podcast market and say, how can I build an audience?

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Speaker 1: What is going to be my niche, What is going

427
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Speaker 1: to be the thing that makes me stand out? So

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Speaker 1: you gotta start with the content, and then you gotta

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Speaker 1: figure out how many days of weeks the podcast can be.

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Speaker 1: You know, how many downloads do I have to get

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Speaker 1: to before I can can make money? And there's a

432
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Speaker 1: lot of things and and I don't want to be

433
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Speaker 1: Benny Buzzkill here, but the reality of a podcast game

434
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Speaker 1: is most of the podcast that people listen to are

435
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Speaker 1: owned by big media companies, so very few mom and

436
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:44,040
Speaker 1: pop podcasts have been able to draw a big audience.

437
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Speaker 1: That's just the reality. Now. The good news is, if

438
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Speaker 1: you show a little razmatazz on a podcast, one of

439
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:54,800
Speaker 1: the big podcast companies would likely buy you up and

440
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Speaker 1: then give you a bigger stage, a bigger megaphone to

441
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Speaker 1: be heard. It's like, listen, even what we do here, right, Danny,

442
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:04,520
Speaker 1: we do a big podcast. We have a lot of

443
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Speaker 1: people that love the show, and I've been very lucky.

444
00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:10,000
Speaker 1: I've loyal members of the Malla militia that have followed

445
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Speaker 1: me from the radio to the podcast, and they support

446
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Speaker 1: what I do, and we do pretty well. But there's

447
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Speaker 1: other podcasts at our company. There's one certain host I

448
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:22,400
Speaker 1: will not name him, who has his own podcast network

449
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:26,600
Speaker 1: that destroys the amount of downloads that we get. All right,

450
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Speaker 1: we get a fraction of the amount of downloads that

451
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:31,879
Speaker 1: that guy gets because for for many many reasons. So

452
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:35,239
Speaker 1: and everyone's fighting the game there. But you can do it.

453
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:38,680
Speaker 1: Don't expect to be an overnight sensation there, noah. It's

454
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:41,200
Speaker 1: gonna take a little time, and you gotta find ways

455
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Speaker 1: to market it, come up with giveaways and things to

456
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Speaker 1: double the audience. The cool thing I've learned from my

457
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Speaker 1: years in radio and on the podcast. It's a little

458
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Speaker 1: harder with the podcast game. But in radio there's people

459
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Speaker 1: always trying to find new programming and scanning the radio

460
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Speaker 1: dial old school in the car, and so they'll come

461
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Speaker 1: across you on a late night drive and we're on

462
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Speaker 1: and things like that. And so if you can just

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Speaker 1: double the audience, easier said than done. If you have

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Speaker 1: seven people listening, if they get one more person, that's fourteen.

465
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Speaker 1: And then if those other seven people get and you

466
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Speaker 1: just keep it keeps morphing like Grimlin's here's a tip

467
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Speaker 1: for him. Even if you have to make monthly payments,

468
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Speaker 1: buy some quality equipment. I understand that it's a different

469
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Speaker 1: world nowadays when it comes to audio equipment, but there

470
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Speaker 1: is some equipment that's affordable that actually sounds good. You

471
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:36,840
Speaker 1: just got to do the research. Yeah, and a little

472
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Speaker 1: life hack for you know. Uh. These a lot of

473
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Speaker 1: these places on Amazon and other places they sell podcasting

474
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Speaker 1: microphones that you can plug into the back of your computer,

475
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:49,639
Speaker 1: which sounds like a good idea. They're not that expensive,

476
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Speaker 1: but they're my experience, I've tried a few of them.

477
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Speaker 1: Absolute shit. And I mixing. Yeah, Like if you can

478
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Speaker 1: get a mixing board and then connect that to the

479
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Speaker 1: back of your computer, that's what I use. I have

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Speaker 1: my own set up on the right side. Here I

481
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:07,199
Speaker 1: have the terrestrial radio equipment on the left, which is

482
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Speaker 1: a big box of all these different gadgets and thingam

483
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Speaker 1: the jigs and all that. But on the other side,

484
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Speaker 1: I have just a mixer board and a good microphone.

485
00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:20,480
Speaker 1: A good microphone is gonna cost you a couple hundred bucks,

486
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Speaker 1: but it's worth it, and these things last forever. These

487
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Speaker 1: things will survive a nuclear war. These microphones so very

488
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Speaker 1: rarely do you have to replace them. They last a

489
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Speaker 1: long time. In fact, at Fox Sports Radio, we're using

490
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Speaker 1: the same mics we use when the place opened twenty

491
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Speaker 1: something years ago, twenty two years ago, so we're still

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Speaker 1: using the same microphone. Well they bought futuristic equipment back then, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they were. They were planning ahead, like Star Trek. All right.

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Speaker 1: Next up Fred from Spring Texas and Fred Rice, and

495
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:52,880
Speaker 1: he says, does Danny g feel destined to work in

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00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:57,680
Speaker 1: radio because his last name is radio? Is that? Is

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Speaker 1: that true? Danny? Is that? I thought your name was

498
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Speaker 1: Gara Deli. I was just gonna say radio and more specifically,

499
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:09,000
Speaker 1: Gradio is a stage name. My real last name on

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Speaker 1: my driver's licenses, Gara Deli. So I actually thought I

501
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:15,400
Speaker 1: was destined to work in the family business. But my

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00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 1: grandfather told all of us, he said, look, I just

503
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Speaker 1: want you guys to be successful and happy no matter

504
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:24,000
Speaker 1: what you do, even if you don't want to be

505
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:28,800
Speaker 1: one of America's finest chocolate tears. And we do love chocolate.

506
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:31,680
Speaker 1: But the press of Coco has gone up, and so yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a it's a pricey thing, bunch of hookers, and man,

508
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Speaker 1: you've got mail all right. Daniel in Ohio is next

509
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Speaker 1: in the mail bag. He says, do you guys think

510
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:47,520
Speaker 1: there was an advanced civilization before us? And do you

511
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Speaker 1: think there was life on Mars? And if so, do

512
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Speaker 1: you think we are them? These are these are George

513
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 1: Nori related questions. Is nor is not on the podcast

514
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Speaker 1: this week? We can't ask George so to answer this,

515
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Speaker 1: I I I every once in a while, I'll go

516
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Speaker 1: out and do a place outside the city the city

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Speaker 1: lights and look up to the heavens and think that

518
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Speaker 1: there's probably thousands of planets just like this one with

519
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Speaker 1: life on it, and there's other planets with life that

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Speaker 1: we have no idea. So I don't know that there

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Speaker 1: were their civilizations on this planet before us, but I

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Speaker 1: do believe there there are other life forms. I believe

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Speaker 1: there are UFOs flying around. It's it's stuff that our

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Speaker 1: human minds cannot grasp the technology because they are more

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Speaker 1: advanced than us. And I wouldn't be shocked if there

526
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Speaker 1: was life on Mars in the past. And there's a

527
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Speaker 1: lot of stuff that certain people know but they don't

528
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Speaker 1: want to share with the masses. And they're starting to

529
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Speaker 1: open that up a little bit. In recent years, they're

530
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Speaker 1: now admitting there's a bunch of UFOs that they have

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Speaker 1: no idea what the funk these things are, and they're

532
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 1: flying around military bases and whatnot. And so I absolutely

533
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:12,840
Speaker 1: believe there's a bunch of stuff that has kind of

534
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:17,160
Speaker 1: been around the planet from other worlds and whatnot. And

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00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:20,400
Speaker 1: and uh, eventually we won't be around, but there'll be

536
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Speaker 1: people in future generations that will well take the human

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Speaker 1: human beings out to the cost. So what about you, Danny,

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Speaker 1: any thoughts on whether or not there was an advanced

539
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Speaker 1: civilization before us, or life on Mars or any of that. No,

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Speaker 1: it sounds like you could bullshit your way through sitting

541
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Speaker 1: in for George Nori. I could never fill in for him. No,

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Speaker 1: I would love to feel in. I would think that

543
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:49,320
Speaker 1: would be awesome. I we should have and I know

544
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:51,880
Speaker 1: the company won't do this because I'm a pimple on

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Speaker 1: an elefense asked, But I'd love for George Nori to

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00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:58,520
Speaker 1: host the show. Yeah, and then we maybe on April

547
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:00,880
Speaker 1: Fool's Day, like, We'll have George do the Ben Mallor

548
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:04,360
Speaker 1: Show and I'll do the Coast to Coast And I'd

549
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:08,640
Speaker 1: love to do a Mallar monologue. Um, and I could.

550
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:11,520
Speaker 1: I could do it about the shadow people. It would

551
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 1: be like Switzer Rude Day at school where the cafeteria

552
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:17,400
Speaker 1: lady gets to be the principal for the day and

553
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 1: the principles in the cafeterias serving food all day be awesome, man,

554
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,920
Speaker 1: I would be all about I love the opportunity to

555
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:27,400
Speaker 1: coast to coast. I they I did fill in for

556
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:30,320
Speaker 1: Jim Rome one time, you know that at the Premiere

557
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:34,440
Speaker 1: Networks when Jim the premiere. It was right before he left,

558
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 1: and I did a show with Lincoln Kennedy and it

559
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:41,160
Speaker 1: was like from the gym Rome show, the premiere of

560
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Speaker 1: Smack Oh. I was in the jungle ban I had

561
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Speaker 1: my machete. I was like, I was going for it.

562
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:49,480
Speaker 1: I was like, finally I've arrived in the jungle. I'm here, man,

563
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 1: I'm a big time guy. Let's see what is next

564
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:58,240
Speaker 1: on the Old Male Bag. All right, wait a minute,

565
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:02,520
Speaker 1: there we go. All right, we have Frank from Parts

566
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 1: and I says, I just want to know, were there

567
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 1: any happy little trees on the Mallard Mountain of Money

568
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:13,040
Speaker 1: this week? Uh so, I'm not. I don't know quite

569
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Speaker 1: there was a happy little true. My wife was dressed

570
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:17,360
Speaker 1: as a happy happy A little true. We had the

571
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Speaker 1: Mallard Mountain Money. I did not play Mallards Mountain Money

572
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 1: this week. Bad job by the people that picked the contestants.

573
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 1: Next up Jeff and deston Florida Rights, and he says,

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Speaker 1: Ben and Danny g why do punters try the coffin

575
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,280
Speaker 1: corner any Why don't they try the coffin corn anymore?

576
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:36,480
Speaker 1: There's actually another good sporting question. When we were kids, Danny,

577
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:38,760
Speaker 1: we saw this a lot, right, You try to pun

578
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:41,480
Speaker 1: it with inside the ten yard line out of bounds?

579
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:45,800
Speaker 1: Why why don't we We don't see that anymore. Yeah,

580
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:49,160
Speaker 1: that's a good question. You think that would be something

581
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:52,800
Speaker 1: that is very effective and you don't have to worry

582
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:56,840
Speaker 1: about a routine. You can box the people in. It's

583
00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:59,520
Speaker 1: it's it's odd that that has left the game of football.

584
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:01,640
Speaker 1: Did they changed the rule or something that if the

585
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:03,840
Speaker 1: punt goes out of bounds, it's it goes to the

586
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:07,760
Speaker 1: thirty five yard line or something like that. Yeah, I don't.

587
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:13,480
Speaker 1: I don't think so either. All right, our NFL rule book. Yeah,

588
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:19,239
Speaker 1: that's that's compelling podcasting. Uh r J in San Antonio says,

589
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:21,719
Speaker 1: have you tried any of Roberto's recipes and if so,

590
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:24,839
Speaker 1: which one is your favorite? Yeah? Back in the old days,

591
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:26,719
Speaker 1: Roberto would bring in some of the food, like the

592
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:30,520
Speaker 1: night he was Yeah, we tried a few things. What

593
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:34,520
Speaker 1: was your favorite, Dananny? And you remember there the enchiladas

594
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:38,920
Speaker 1: he brought all kinds of old he brought in that

595
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:42,120
Speaker 1: night were really good. Yeah, those were pretty good. I

596
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:45,799
Speaker 1: would go with that. But he's he's very talented. There

597
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:48,000
Speaker 1: was also a steak dish that he brought in one

598
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:52,080
Speaker 1: time that was really cooked. Well, yeah, no, he does

599
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:54,040
Speaker 1: a good job on that. It's a bummer that Dodgers

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Speaker 1: didn't fire Dave Roberts so he can't send out those

601
00:34:56,280 --> 00:35:00,680
Speaker 1: recipes anymore. Uh, let's see how rich? Right? And he says,

602
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:04,560
Speaker 1: where does the fake Fudgi post his online recipes? Well,

603
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:06,720
Speaker 1: I don't know he's fake. He does have a Twitter account.

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00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:10,359
Speaker 1: The fake Fudgi has a Twitter account, and I don't

605
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:13,759
Speaker 1: know much more about him. During instant advice line, you

606
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 1: heard him during the Oh yeah, he calls up every week.

607
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:17,759
Speaker 1: That's his big spot. And he and that Now there's

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00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:21,279
Speaker 1: impersonators of Fudgi. Wow, we do like a rip off.

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00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:27,000
Speaker 1: Fudgi impersonation. So that's yeah, exactly all right, we'll get

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Speaker 1: out on that. Everyone else. We thank you for the

611
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,120
Speaker 1: questions and all that. And if you we did not

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00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 1: get to your question this week, don't worry. There's another

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00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:37,040
Speaker 1: mail bag next week. These things one after another, so

614
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:41,240
Speaker 1: I'll be out there panhandling for questions on the Fifth

615
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:43,959
Speaker 1: Hour podcast every Tuesday. But thanks to all you guys

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00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,799
Speaker 1: who took time out to send a question. I do

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00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:49,319
Speaker 1: appreciate it, and you can join the the list. We

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00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:51,920
Speaker 1: love when new people send questions. We had some new

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Speaker 1: people this week, a few new people mixed in with

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Speaker 1: our regulars. Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com, Real

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Speaker 1: fifth Hour at gmail dot com and also on the

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Speaker 1: Facebook page, which is Ben Mallor showing I know. I'll

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Speaker 1: be on the radio tonight, Danny back in the Magic

624
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:11,480
Speaker 1: Radio Box. It's Halloween tomorrow, a lot of Halloween parties

625
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:14,319
Speaker 1: this this weekend and all that, And in fact, there's

626
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:18,480
Speaker 1: a little party from my nieces and nephews and cousins

627
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:23,759
Speaker 1: that we're throwing today. So I'm gonna try to get

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00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:26,680
Speaker 1: into the the main studio tonight, but I'll be back then.

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Speaker 1: Anything to promote Danny anything and all your day off. Well,

630
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:34,520
Speaker 1: let me promote the penny because it being Sunday morning,

631
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Speaker 1: this is your last chance to listen to Benny versus

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Speaker 1: the Penny week number eight. Yeah, last chance saloon, last

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Speaker 1: opportunity to hear all the pis before the games. Keep off.

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Speaker 1: My right hand was getting a workout. I'm not a

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Speaker 1: fan of that anyway. Let's have a great day to day,

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Speaker 1: enjoy the rest of your we enjoy the NFL games today,

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Speaker 1: and I'll catch you and I'll be ranting and rabing

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Speaker 1: tonight on the Ben Mallory Show, which starts at eleven

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Speaker 1: pm Pacific time on Sunday night, but two am in

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Speaker 1: the East and where most people live on the Eastern seaboard,

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Speaker 1: two to six in the morning. We'll catch you then

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Speaker 1: and see you later. We're out like a pig snout.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's a new one. That's a that's the second

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Speaker 1: time I've done that one. Okay, Hey, hey, I'm let

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Speaker 1: you go. I like to Saint Go raiders. Check put baby,