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Speaker 1: I was backpacking. I was backpacking and I was trying

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Speaker 2: here you go, Curdie. Be you ready for one?

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Speaker 2: An British man gets dentures back eleven years after losing

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Speaker 1: good time. On today's episode of Burn, you tell.

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Speaker 1: Guys, guys, non binary pals, welcome to Bananas. That is

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Speaker 1: Scottie Landis.

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Speaker 2: And that is my favorite comedian Kurt Brown Oller, who

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Speaker 2: has an injured hand from rope burning. Thank you for

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Speaker 2: listening to the silliest little podcast there ever was Are

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Speaker 2: You Are You in pain?

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Speaker 1: You know, like when I clapped because we clapped to

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Speaker 1: but you know what, I'll use the pain inspiration to

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Speaker 2: We do have a Our favorite guests are when we

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Speaker 2: that's our case today. Our guest is an extremely talented

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Speaker 2: Flour on the smash hit television show Ghosts on CBS.

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Speaker 2: She's smart, She's cool, She's funny. Sheila Carrasco. Everybody, Hi, Hi, everybody?

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Speaker 3: How nice should be here? That was such a nice introduction.

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Speaker 2: But also your credits are great. A lot of games.

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Speaker 1: This They were The Second Worm and a production of

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Speaker 1: Hide the Egg. This is I'm so excited that your

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Speaker 1: Uh. This was sent in by Jessica Hemy. Thank you Jessica.

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Speaker 2: I've heard of that.

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Speaker 1: And this is written by Cory Doctor Row.

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Speaker 1: Okay, alrighty here it is. The Internet of dongs is

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Speaker 1: Brad Haynes's term for the world of internet connected tel

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Speaker 3: Devices. Let's get it right.

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Speaker 1: This was tele this is crazy. I was pleased to

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Speaker 1: Yeah, right, that's probably their argument. They're like nobody's listening.

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Speaker 3: And then okay, now what's for dinner? Let me check

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Speaker 1: Side grown, and then okay, let's see not all the

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Speaker 5: Why?

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Speaker 3: I mean why not? Yeah, we can, we can do it.

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Speaker 3: That's why.

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Speaker 5: I mean.

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Speaker 3: There's got to be some kind of data to mind

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Speaker 2: Right, exactly the distance romance. You know, there's a lot

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Speaker 3: I will say I love the names of all of

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Speaker 1: My goodness, yeah I recommend Look, I'm trying to look

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Speaker 3: Pantybuster, that's a good stripper name too, I think.

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Speaker 2: That's what everybody wants.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's pretty great, do you guys? Was there Like

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Speaker 3: Like, guys, you're gonna find out.

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Speaker 1: pile in and drive to the adult bookstore and it

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Speaker 1: was like you walk in and it was like there

438
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,760
Speaker 1: was some like video booths where you could like go

439
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:06,280
Speaker 1: and watch pornography and booth and it was definitely like

440
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:08,320
Speaker 1: us just being like I don't want to do it

441
00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:12,879
Speaker 1: there seventeen and being you know, very Catholic boys. You

442
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:15,440
Speaker 1: don't want to touch anything, right, and just looking around

443
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:17,439
Speaker 1: and then like realizing, oh, this is like there's like

444
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:20,960
Speaker 1: sex toys here and everything. Yeah, and I.

445
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:25,200
Speaker 3: Can read those what yeah you can read those book store.

446
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:30,800
Speaker 1: And then I realized finally like oh, it's magazines. Magazines

447
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,440
Speaker 1: that's what the books are. Magazines. You should be called

448
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:37,360
Speaker 1: adult magazine store. Yes, and so, but I was in

449
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:39,800
Speaker 1: a relationship at the time, and so I was like,

450
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:46,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna buy sex toys. Seventeen year old boy wow

451
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:50,840
Speaker 1: had just started having sex a year ago, and was like,

452
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:54,960
Speaker 1: let's get into sex toys. I bought a vibrator there.

453
00:23:56,520 --> 00:24:00,119
Speaker 1: I think I still have it in a in a

454
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:04,000
Speaker 1: toolbox that I had in ice Pool. It was just

455
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:08,240
Speaker 1: like it just looked like the most if you if

456
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:12,440
Speaker 1: you drew like vibrator, just like right with a crayon

457
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:14,919
Speaker 1: and like molded out of like just like kind of

458
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:18,399
Speaker 1: grayish plastic, do you know what I mean? And it

459
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:23,320
Speaker 1: looked almost like a long lipstick. I bought that, uh

460
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:25,440
Speaker 1: and then also yeah.

461
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,400
Speaker 2: Pretty telling that you're the one that still.

462
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:31,440
Speaker 1: Has She was, well, this is the thing I got

463
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:34,320
Speaker 1: that the vibrator, and then also got we also did

464
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:36,479
Speaker 1: not know what the vibrator was, like how to use

465
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:39,199
Speaker 1: it in the shape or form, still don't And then

466
00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:43,120
Speaker 1: also got a anal beads I don't.

467
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:47,000
Speaker 2: Know talk about jumping from.

468
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Speaker 1: But to me, do you know what I mean? Right

469
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:54,080
Speaker 1: to me, I'm just like, well, sex toys like we'll

470
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:54,720
Speaker 1: get one of.

471
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Speaker 4: Those and H well, one of those, and I think

472
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,359
Speaker 4: I show them both to her and she was like,

473
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:06,080
Speaker 4: what you want to what you wouldn't have put that

474
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:06,520
Speaker 4: in men?

475
00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:09,600
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know. I just bought these things.

476
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:17,600
Speaker 2: We lost our Virginia together three weeks ago. Slow your role.

477
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:21,159
Speaker 3: I mean, I think it's great that you had the

478
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Speaker 3: courage to walk into a bookstore. I could not have

479
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:26,679
Speaker 3: gone into anything like that at that age. I was

480
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:29,160
Speaker 3: so scared of anyone knowing that I was thinking about

481
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:35,480
Speaker 3: sex or having it or you know, having a sexual personality. Uh,

482
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:38,120
Speaker 3: maybe it's being a girl or something too, like you're

483
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:40,480
Speaker 3: kind of not as allowed maybe to be. And I

484
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:44,480
Speaker 3: was also a preacher's daughter by the way, so that yeah.

485
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:48,680
Speaker 3: But what I used to do is I would draw

486
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:53,920
Speaker 3: my own sex cartoons. So I made my own magazines

487
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:57,920
Speaker 3: for myself. And they were the worst stick figures. This

488
00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,919
Speaker 3: is very personal, but oh I love it.

489
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:00,479
Speaker 2: I love it.

490
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,840
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's I would keep them in a

491
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:05,440
Speaker 3: jewelry box with like a little key because I didn't

492
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:09,879
Speaker 3: want anyone. Yeah, but I could have just gone on

493
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:10,800
Speaker 3: a store.

494
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:11,840
Speaker 2: That's normal.

495
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:14,800
Speaker 1: That is so beautiful. I love it. Did they have

496
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:16,919
Speaker 1: like did they have like different like were they like

497
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:20,120
Speaker 1: kind of different scenarios or was it just like two

498
00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:21,320
Speaker 1: stick figures boning on you.

499
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:24,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, basically that like two stick figures. One had huge

500
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:26,400
Speaker 3: circular boobs with a dot.

501
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:27,960
Speaker 1: In the middle of these, and the other.

502
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:30,040
Speaker 3: One was a stick figure with just a big.

503
00:26:30,359 --> 00:26:34,280
Speaker 1: You know, don't say the word penis, Do not say

504
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:38,880
Speaker 1: it's going going. Oh.

505
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:41,919
Speaker 2: I think it's normal and natural. But that's so funny.

506
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:44,680
Speaker 2: It's so funny that you still have it because that

507
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:48,280
Speaker 2: that that conversation, you're being very open and trying to

508
00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:50,560
Speaker 2: introduce something new and fun and figure out what the

509
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:52,439
Speaker 2: hell is going on, and then it's like you just

510
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:53,600
Speaker 2: keep that Yeah.

511
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:57,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly you it's in there. I think it's still

512
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,320
Speaker 1: in there. I'm pretty sure. But yeah. She was just like,

513
00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:01,840
Speaker 1: what what do we gonna No, no, we're not going

514
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:04,200
Speaker 1: to do this, and I was like, okay, all right,

515
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:05,359
Speaker 1: I'm up at it away.

516
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:10,159
Speaker 2: We've gotten more than two stories, like two different stories

517
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:12,040
Speaker 2: center us a few times over the past couple of

518
00:27:12,119 --> 00:27:15,640
Speaker 2: years that were like grandmothers using vibrators as rolling pins

519
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:19,720
Speaker 2: without knowing we have had that. Yes, yes, yes, it's like, oh,

520
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:22,640
Speaker 2: they're rolling out pizza dough and then everybody online goes

521
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:26,040
Speaker 2: crazy because you know, me, Mal doesn't know that it's

522
00:27:26,119 --> 00:27:27,280
Speaker 2: not for that purpose.

523
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 3: So I mean maybe they do know, and they're just

524
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:34,280
Speaker 3: trying to repurpose it. And you know, kill two birds

525
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:35,040
Speaker 3: with one stone.

526
00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:40,000
Speaker 2: Likes at forty. I mean, everybody knows that. You guys great,

527
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:43,200
Speaker 2: and I'm sorry, we're gonna get the We're gonna get

528
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:45,520
Speaker 2: the Wiener stories out of here. But we were sent

529
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:49,639
Speaker 2: this one by I don't know, seven hundred animals.

530
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:50,000
Speaker 4: It was.

531
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:55,040
Speaker 2: I'm going to just name a few. Kyle Lund, Indy, Elizabeth, Chuck, Clenny.

532
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:58,360
Speaker 2: A bunch of my friends texted it to me directly.

533
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:03,040
Speaker 2: The Winter Olympics have just ended. Sheila and a finished

534
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:06,399
Speaker 2: skier suffers a frozen penis during the cross country skiing

535
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:12,400
Speaker 2: event at the Beijing Olympics. I didn't know as possible frozen.

536
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:18,280
Speaker 2: We'll get it right, as Julia Fox would call it.

537
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:19,880
Speaker 2: The bananas pop hall.

538
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:24,120
Speaker 5: The call.

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Speaker 1: Folks, we are back. Scotty. Do you have any shout outs? Well,

540
00:28:57,720 --> 00:28:59,720
Speaker 1: Scotty gets his shout outs right. I just want to

541
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Speaker 1: remind everyone we're coming to you Portland, San Francisco, Vancouver

542
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:11,120
Speaker 1: and Tocoma, Washington, and Austin, Texas for the Moontower Comedy Festival.

543
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:15,000
Speaker 1: All of our tickets are on sale. Go to our

544
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:18,360
Speaker 1: Instagram the Bananas Podcast. You can while you're there, dm

545
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:20,920
Speaker 1: us some strange news, dm us a strange story that

546
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:24,360
Speaker 1: happened to you. Maybe we'll use it for a minisode

547
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:28,040
Speaker 1: and rate and review us. You can do it easily

548
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:31,920
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549
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Speaker 1: a te bananas dot com and it pops you right

550
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Speaker 1: boom too, so you can easily review us. That is

551
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:41,440
Speaker 1: the best way that you can help the show, other

552
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:44,080
Speaker 1: than by telling people about it.

553
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:47,080
Speaker 2: That's true. Come to the live shows. They're so fun.

554
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:50,120
Speaker 2: It's so funny, ninety minutes of you getting to escape

555
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:53,040
Speaker 2: your life, all the bullshit you deal with every day.

556
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:55,600
Speaker 2: Come on out with the Banana Boys. We'll have some drinks.

557
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:59,120
Speaker 2: Charlie Fromage will be there. We're gonna have special guests. Sheila.

558
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:01,440
Speaker 2: Do you shooting on Trill is great in Montreal?

559
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:01,840
Speaker 3: Yeah?

560
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:04,720
Speaker 2: If we do Bananas Live in Montreal, we have Vancouver

561
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:06,880
Speaker 2: coming up, and if Canada doesn't fail us and we

562
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:09,520
Speaker 2: sell it that show, we'll probably come to Montreal. Please

563
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:11,200
Speaker 2: be our guest, Well, yes.

564
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:13,520
Speaker 1: I love it. Did you get to Did you get

565
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:17,200
Speaker 1: to shoot in the summertime by any change?

566
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Speaker 3: Did?

567
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Speaker 5: Yeah?

568
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:21,600
Speaker 1: Montreal is the absolute I shot a movie there and

569
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Speaker 1: it was like the best place in the world right

570
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:30,440
Speaker 1: up until October twenty fifth, and then October twenty fifth

571
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:32,200
Speaker 1: it becomes a living hell.

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00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:36,920
Speaker 3: Oh it's terrible. I think we were there shooting outside

573
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:40,640
Speaker 3: in a ninety five degree you know, humid weather, and

574
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Speaker 3: then up until negative twenty.

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Speaker 1: Negative twenty January when I was there in January is

576
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Speaker 1: negative twenty smoke.

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00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:52,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it is beautiful. It's really it's gorgeous. But

578
00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 3: that's the winter there. I just I don't want to

579
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:57,920
Speaker 3: mess with it. It's it's too much, it's dangerous, it's

580
00:30:57,920 --> 00:30:59,320
Speaker 3: too cold. I don't know how.

581
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Speaker 5: Canadians do it.

582
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't either. Okay, let me get these shout

583
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:04,640
Speaker 2: outs out real quick. Guys. We have a lot of friends.

584
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:06,520
Speaker 2: These are friend to friends shout outs, which is sort

585
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:08,880
Speaker 2: of new thing. Guys. We try to keep up. We

586
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:11,160
Speaker 2: get lots of shout outs, and we miss a lot

587
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:13,600
Speaker 2: of birthdays because we record in advance. We are sorry,

588
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:16,920
Speaker 2: we love you, keep sending them. Stacey wants to congratulate

589
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 2: Maddie Case for getting accepted to the Ohio State University's

590
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:23,280
Speaker 2: grad school program and getting a fellowship. She didn't mention

591
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 2: what Maddie is studying, so we just hope it's not

592
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 2: something very evil. Shout out to Natalie and London from

593
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 2: Lauren and Brooklyn. Lauren introduced Natalie and Bananas, so you

594
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:33,720
Speaker 2: two are wonderful people. We hope you live to be

595
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:36,440
Speaker 2: one hundred and fifty. Mia b wants to shout out

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Speaker 2: her husband, who just became a registered nurse, Tyler. Congratulations

597
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:43,000
Speaker 2: on becoming a registered nurse. We're gonna do a show

598
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 2: in Minneapolis, sooner or later. Kurt, We'll see you too

599
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:50,760
Speaker 2: in Minneapolis. That's a great comedy town. Great town, Steve

600
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:53,240
Speaker 2: and Ohio. This one's for you from Alicia, North Carolina.

601
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:56,080
Speaker 2: Alicia loves you and appreciate your lifelong friendship. They call

602
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:58,840
Speaker 2: each other almost every day. Guys, men and women could

603
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:01,640
Speaker 2: be great friends. Get over this isn't the eighties anymore.

604
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:06,440
Speaker 2: And shout out finally to Benny and Adam Kurt from

605
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:09,000
Speaker 2: your favorite band Three Exits to Hattiesburg.

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00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:11,880
Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you kidding me? In the morning

607
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:14,480
Speaker 1: when I wake up in the morning to check. What's

608
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:18,680
Speaker 1: it called lockedmoney dot com. I'm listening to three dot com.

609
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:24,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're recording their first album. And congrats to the babes.

610
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:27,480
Speaker 2: I guess dudes and babes. And three exits to Hattiesburg.

611
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:32,400
Speaker 2: I know, Purvis, Mississippi. That's about three exits from Hattiesburg.

612
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:35,960
Speaker 2: So go down to Quavis's fish house, say hey to

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00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 2: Lindy for me get some fried fish. Anyways, that's the

614
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:41,400
Speaker 2: shout outs. Thank you to our beautiful bananimals. We'll see

615
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:44,480
Speaker 2: what the live shows did I have it? It was

616
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 2: me here we go. Yeah, I do have to say

617
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:50,440
Speaker 2: I didn't know your preacher's daughter. She yes.

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00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:52,000
Speaker 1: What what religion?

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Speaker 3: Methodist A tough one, strict, Yeah, I would say it's

620
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 3: like on the spectrum of Protestantism. It's probably on the

621
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:08,240
Speaker 3: far left towards Unitarian, but definitely. You know, I grew

622
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:10,040
Speaker 3: up having to go to church every Sunday. I mean

623
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Speaker 3: I didn't have to. My parents were actually great, and

624
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:15,000
Speaker 3: luckily I have a good relationship with them and with

625
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 3: my own spirituality and everything. But yeah, becoming an actor

626
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,320
Speaker 3: and an artist of any time when you grow up

627
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 3: with religion is always interesting. And definitely. Yeah, you go

628
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:31,880
Speaker 3: through a period of rebellion and trying new things.

629
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Speaker 2: You say above the fray, and I mean, this is

630
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:36,440
Speaker 2: a true compliment. You and I have known each other

631
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 2: for about five years, and I only hear the best things,

632
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 2: and you're such a great performer, and you kind of

633
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:45,120
Speaker 2: did everything the right way, So this all checks out.

634
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:48,480
Speaker 2: Did you ever have bad Hollywood experiences? Did you ever

635
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:52,920
Speaker 2: have super annoying auditions or did creepy producers any of

636
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:53,440
Speaker 2: that stuff?

637
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 5: Oh?

638
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:57,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, first of all, my journey was kind

639
00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:59,360
Speaker 3: of a long one, Like it took me a while

640
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:01,400
Speaker 3: to get to the place I'm at now. So I'm

641
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:05,120
Speaker 3: I've definitely kind of tried everything. So I think I've

642
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:07,840
Speaker 3: I've done it the right way because I've really just

643
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:12,439
Speaker 3: you kept trying, throwing myself into every kind of cool

644
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:16,360
Speaker 3: like sketch comedy, theater, making my own movies or whatever

645
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:20,840
Speaker 3: it is, or self producing. And but when I first

646
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:24,320
Speaker 3: moved out here, I you know, tried to get a manager,

647
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:26,719
Speaker 3: and I did want of I would do those things

648
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:32,239
Speaker 3: where you paid money to audition for reps and they

649
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:33,920
Speaker 3: would get paid at the end of the day or whatever.

650
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:36,400
Speaker 3: But you go in and you do a monologue or

651
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:38,759
Speaker 3: side or something, and then they'd write on your on

652
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:43,200
Speaker 3: your little headshot or whatever like see me after or

653
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:46,080
Speaker 3: you can call me, you know. So then I got

654
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:47,799
Speaker 3: one of those at one point, and it was kind

655
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:49,279
Speaker 3: of hard to get those because for the most part,

656
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:52,560
Speaker 3: those reps don't go they're really looking necessarily for new talent.

657
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:56,880
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh my god, I said to column.

658
00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:59,160
Speaker 3: So I went to his office, and I'll preface this

659
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:01,440
Speaker 3: by saying it was not This was not a creepy experience.

660
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:04,560
Speaker 3: I did not feel like I was not hooves were

661
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:06,920
Speaker 3: not put on me, so nobody, nobody'd be worried. But

662
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:11,120
Speaker 3: I went in and they just said, do the monologue

663
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,879
Speaker 3: you did at the initial audition. And I go in

664
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:16,319
Speaker 3: and I go into his office and it's like four

665
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:19,120
Speaker 3: feet by four feet and he's behind a desk.

666
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:20,279
Speaker 2: So he's killing it.

667
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:24,520
Speaker 3: He's killing it, and he's he's like, oh, have a seat,

668
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:28,000
Speaker 3: and you know, go ahead whenever. And I'm like, okay,

669
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:30,440
Speaker 3: you know, I'm a physical actress, so I'm kind of like,

670
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:33,000
Speaker 3: so do you want me to stand or sit or

671
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:37,760
Speaker 3: he was like, I just do it. So I start

672
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:40,040
Speaker 3: doing my monologue. The one I did the day before

673
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 3: that he said was wonderful, and like five seconds in

674
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:46,520
Speaker 3: he just sighs, and then he turns to his computer

675
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:48,040
Speaker 3: and just starts.

676
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:51,879
Speaker 1: Typing now while you're still oh yeah, like.

677
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:54,200
Speaker 3: At the top, and I'm kind of like, I guess

678
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:56,799
Speaker 3: I'm just supposed to keep going, So I keep doing

679
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:59,480
Speaker 3: the monologue, and I'm like, maybe it was an urgent,

680
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:02,040
Speaker 3: like I message or something he has to get back to.

681
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:05,879
Speaker 3: You know, After he's done typing, he's just scrolling. He's

682
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:08,759
Speaker 3: just got his mouth and he's just he've literally got

683
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:11,120
Speaker 3: his chin on his hand, not even looking at me.

684
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:14,920
Speaker 3: Then I finish the mola, which is only two minutes.

685
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:18,680
Speaker 3: It's a that's what they're supposed to be. Yes, he goes,

686
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:19,759
Speaker 3: I don't know.

687
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:21,439
Speaker 1: It was better when you did it the other day

688
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 1: to your god And.

689
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:31,959
Speaker 3: I said, well, I was a little distracted. He goes, yeah, yeah,

690
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:34,280
Speaker 3: well you can't really let that happen as an actor.

691
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 2: Oh no, And I was so.

692
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:40,920
Speaker 3: What a douche. And I'm not going to name him

693
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:43,200
Speaker 3: by name that he does have an office in Santa Monica,

694
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 3: So if you know, I'm now boom.

695
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:50,120
Speaker 2: On his face because now you're on a hit show

696
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:52,319
Speaker 2: that got picked up for a second season, which I

697
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:54,200
Speaker 2: was saying to Kurt before you hopped on Chill, It's

698
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:56,960
Speaker 2: just so hard every step of the way to get

699
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,120
Speaker 2: on a pilot toff, to get a pilot shot is tough,

700
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 2: to go to series tough. But then to have a

701
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:05,279
Speaker 2: show that people actually watch, that people like CBS is like,

702
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:08,759
Speaker 2: oh yeah, let's make more. You You've earned it. So

703
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:12,160
Speaker 2: that guy, hopefully there was some construction. Now his office

704
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:16,960
Speaker 2: is three by three. He's probably still posting on Reddit

705
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:17,360
Speaker 2: or whatever.

706
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:19,359
Speaker 3: Oh, I hope. So, I hope he's eating a lot

707
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 3: of pie.

708
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:20,000
Speaker 5: Like he.

709
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:23,360
Speaker 3: I have a handful of different guys that, you know.

710
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:25,239
Speaker 3: I'm like, I wish they could look me up on

711
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:27,480
Speaker 3: IMDb and see me now if they ever thought of

712
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:29,840
Speaker 3: me again. Yeah, there was this one guy that he

713
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:32,920
Speaker 3: was looking at my headshots and he goes, well, sorry

714
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:38,560
Speaker 3: to tell you, sweetie, but you're no Kirsten Dunst. And

715
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:41,640
Speaker 3: I was like, I I didn't. I wasn't trying to.

716
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:44,320
Speaker 1: What that's so confused.

717
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:46,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was like, well, you're just not that tight,

718
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:48,719
Speaker 3: you know. And I'm afterwards, I'm like, what about my

719
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:50,880
Speaker 3: headshots made him think I was trying to be cursed

720
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:53,120
Speaker 3: and dust. Maybe I had like a hand on my

721
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:54,120
Speaker 3: hip at one point.

722
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, very dunsty, and that's her classic move. But she

723
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:00,520
Speaker 2: walks on screen puts that handle a hip. I mean

724
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:03,400
Speaker 2: in the movie theater, I stand up, I'm clapping off dancer.

725
00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 3: He's got that tuede. I didn't have that duns tune.

726
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:09,920
Speaker 1: The hell he got you confused? There was definitely like

727
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:12,120
Speaker 1: someone he was meeting that day when someone was like,

728
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:16,920
Speaker 1: she's the next kisting duds. You gotta meet.

729
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:23,920
Speaker 2: Dunce, super good actress. She really leveled up. She is good. Okay,

730
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:27,680
Speaker 2: here we go, let's level back down. Finish skiers suffers

731
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:31,520
Speaker 2: frozen penis during cross country skiing event at Beijing Olympics.

732
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:34,640
Speaker 2: The Beijing or the they just seem like a total

733
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:39,640
Speaker 2: shit show. But this was in Rolling Stone, written by

734
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:43,000
Speaker 2: Daniel Krepp's Daniel creps curdiebe.

735
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:44,200
Speaker 1: Mm de craps Man.

736
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:48,280
Speaker 2: He is he is that good? A finish skier competing

737
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:50,840
Speaker 2: in a cross country event in this year's Olympics finished

738
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:55,440
Speaker 2: in twenty eighth place. Seems not good, but that's because

739
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:58,160
Speaker 2: he was suffering Perhaps the strangest malady of this year's

740
00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:02,280
Speaker 2: Winter Games, a frozen penis oh classic. The AP reports

741
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:06,400
Speaker 2: that Remy Lindholm, great name, a Metallica loving skier, Kurt's

742
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:07,120
Speaker 2: favorite band.

743
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:09,359
Speaker 1: Uh huh hides with them.

744
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 2: Kurt and James Hetfield text daily, Uh, not true. I

745
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 2: wish it was. He's a skier on Team Finland began

746
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:21,920
Speaker 2: suffering frostbite on his third pole. See Daniel Crep's pretty

747
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:26,440
Speaker 2: good third paw, third pole for third pole.

748
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:29,120
Speaker 1: I thought it was just like, Daniel, is this really

749
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 1: where we're at? His third paw? I got one paw,

750
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:34,000
Speaker 1: two paws and that's my third pole.

751
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:39,319
Speaker 2: Rolling Stone has lost its head. He got frostbite on

752
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 2: his third pole during a fifty kilometer mass start race

753
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:47,760
Speaker 2: on Sunday. The event itself was conducted under such brutal,

754
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 2: frigid conditions that the race was delayed an hour and

755
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:55,799
Speaker 2: then shortened to thirty kilometers. Instead of what are you doing?

756
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:58,200
Speaker 2: Like what at this point? This is a sport. This

757
00:39:58,280 --> 00:39:58,920
Speaker 2: is just surviving.

758
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:01,520
Speaker 3: It was like shooting in Montreal in January.

759
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:08,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, who are we? Kirsten Dunce, so you can they

760
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:11,000
Speaker 2: shorten it? They all wear these very thin layers. Anybody

761
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:14,240
Speaker 2: that's ever watched it has seen it, so he said, quote,

762
00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 2: you can guess which body part was a little bit

763
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:19,080
Speaker 2: frozen when I finished, Lindholm told the Finish media it

764
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 2: was one of the worst competitions I've been in. It

765
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:26,080
Speaker 2: was just about battling through. Despite his frozen appendage, Lindholm

766
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:29,200
Speaker 2: still managed to place in the middle of the field

767
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:32,719
Speaker 2: of the sixty skier event, falling roughly four minutes behind

768
00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:35,279
Speaker 2: the metal winners, but sixteen minutes ahead of the pack.

769
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:36,319
Speaker 2: So that's pretty good.

770
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:41,120
Speaker 1: But my question is what qualifies as a frozen penis?

771
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:45,600
Speaker 1: Does this mean that he had his penis amputated? Did

772
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:47,360
Speaker 1: his penis freeze solid?

773
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:47,520
Speaker 5: Like?

774
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:48,960
Speaker 1: What is a frozen penis?

775
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:52,520
Speaker 2: Well, I'm happy you asked than because the AP notes

776
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:55,319
Speaker 2: that somehow Curti b this is not the first time

777
00:40:55,400 --> 00:41:04,560
Speaker 2: Lindholme's penis has frozen, So they don't cut it off

778
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:07,400
Speaker 2: or his just keep growing back. Maybe he's on this,

779
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:10,880
Speaker 2: Maybe the water is a little different in Finland. The

780
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:13,479
Speaker 2: incident A similar incident happened during a cross country skiing

781
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:15,920
Speaker 2: event in Finland in twenty twenty one. So this guy's

782
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:17,560
Speaker 2: two for two. I mean, we want to pick a

783
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:18,200
Speaker 2: different sport.

784
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:22,040
Speaker 4: You want to zip up his fly or just put

785
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:24,920
Speaker 4: a Yeah, you know they sell hand warmers at the.

786
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:28,960
Speaker 2: Or a little cute mitten or a sock. Socks are everywhere.

787
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:30,840
Speaker 3: Do you think it's like swimming where you have to

788
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:33,160
Speaker 3: like just have as little on you as possible to

789
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 3: go the fastest.

790
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:35,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't get his sock.

791
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:38,799
Speaker 1: Sock sounds like it's not going to slow anybody down.

792
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:41,920
Speaker 2: Maybe an extra speedo would be a deep choice.

793
00:41:42,239 --> 00:41:44,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, if it means your penis doesn't freeze off, it.

794
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 1: Probably worth a second time.

795
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:50,040
Speaker 3: Second time. Wow.

796
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:54,080
Speaker 2: So when those body parts start to warm up, there

797
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:57,239
Speaker 2: is a team, his coach is waiting with a heat pack.

798
00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:59,320
Speaker 2: When body parts starts to warm up after the finish,

799
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:02,440
Speaker 2: the pain becomes unbearable. So it's actually, when it's frozen,

800
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:05,640
Speaker 2: you're okay, but then when it starts worn back up,

801
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:07,840
Speaker 2: then you're in tons of pain. But thankfully it's a

802
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:11,520
Speaker 2: happy ending. Lindholm's injury did not prevent him from enjoying

803
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:14,080
Speaker 2: his nation's surprise gold medal in men's hockey on Sunday

804
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:16,600
Speaker 2: night and then the closing ceremony, so he got back

805
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:18,960
Speaker 2: out there. Remy is not a quitter.

806
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:24,719
Speaker 1: What a well, that's I still confused. So basically this

807
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:30,680
Speaker 1: entire story is as skiers Penis hurt. Yeah, that's especially

808
00:42:30,719 --> 00:42:37,560
Speaker 1: the story losing skiers Penis was sore after competing, like

809
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:40,960
Speaker 1: there was no this is no like medical condition, There

810
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:45,200
Speaker 1: was no frost bite, nothing bad happened. It just hurt

811
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:50,799
Speaker 1: a little bit when he was done. And the publicist

812
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:54,239
Speaker 1: was like, it's a story, like said to out, is

813
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:57,200
Speaker 1: the Olympics really that hard up for a good for

814
00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:00,320
Speaker 1: a story that we have to talk about this Ann's

815
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:01,200
Speaker 1: poor Penis.

816
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:03,240
Speaker 5: Jesus. I wonder if this.

817
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:05,960
Speaker 3: Is a pretty common thing though that happens that they

818
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,760
Speaker 3: just don't talk about, like it's Steers Penis, like tennis

819
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:10,720
Speaker 3: elbow or something that's.

820
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:14,600
Speaker 1: Gonna be if they're wearing such thin clothing, right, Yeah.

821
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:17,360
Speaker 3: Maybe do you think in his entourage he has like

822
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:22,680
Speaker 3: a professional fluffer, you know, like a warmer upper knows

823
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:23,839
Speaker 3: is an issue he needs one.

824
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:29,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, he needs something. My god, this has I don't

825
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:31,560
Speaker 2: like Crosscoard. Did you grow up skiing or anything, Shila Jip.

826
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:34,080
Speaker 3: Never, No, I grew up on the South side of Chicago,

827
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:37,480
Speaker 3: so we really just played basketball and went camping. That's

828
00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:39,000
Speaker 3: pretty much it Pretty good.

829
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:44,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, two pretty cool things. I it's I think Hell

830
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:47,040
Speaker 2: isn't hot. I think Hell is cold. And I think

831
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 2: the closest I've ever experienced Hell on Earth was skiing.

832
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:53,320
Speaker 2: When I was like ten years old, I a friend

833
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:56,000
Speaker 2: of mine. His parents had a house in this area

834
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,040
Speaker 2: of Maryland called Deep Creek Lake, and there's a ski

835
00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:00,880
Speaker 2: resort there called White Tail, And so if you have

836
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:02,680
Speaker 2: a house there, you kind of like get free lift

837
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:06,360
Speaker 2: tickets or whatever. So I'm like ten, So I'm about

838
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:09,560
Speaker 2: five foot three, probably I don't know, one hundred pounds

839
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:12,600
Speaker 2: whatever little kids weigh. And I go out with my

840
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:16,080
Speaker 2: friend's grandparents. It's two buddies. My one buddy, Charles, and

841
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:18,480
Speaker 2: then this other kid named Chris, who wasn't quite as

842
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:21,200
Speaker 2: close as Charles and I were. And so Chris throws

843
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:23,080
Speaker 2: up in the hoodie in his own hoodie, but doesn't

844
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:25,600
Speaker 2: tell us because he's so nervous. I like, he was

845
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 2: so embarrassed what had happened. So he just rides the

846
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:30,600
Speaker 2: whole car ride with barf and his shirt. Oh he

847
00:44:30,719 --> 00:44:33,759
Speaker 2: didn't know this till like years later he told us

848
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:37,800
Speaker 2: in high school. So when I was a very good skier,

849
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:39,600
Speaker 2: I was really good when I was a little kid,

850
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:42,600
Speaker 2: and so his grandparents are like, we got all the equipment,

851
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:45,520
Speaker 2: we'll just show up, gets you guys lift tickets, and

852
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:48,200
Speaker 2: you'll go on up the lifts. But just like these

853
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:51,279
Speaker 2: Olympic Games, there really wasn't that much snow, so White

854
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:55,239
Speaker 2: Till had to blow all their own snow. And the grandfather,

855
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:57,920
Speaker 2: I don't know because he was born in the thirties

856
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:01,319
Speaker 2: or forties, I guess decide that a kid that's five

857
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:04,399
Speaker 2: foot three and one hundred pounds can ski with one

858
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:08,080
Speaker 2: hundred and ninety centimeter skis, So what I should have

859
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:11,320
Speaker 2: had about one hundred and forties one hundred and fifties.

860
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:16,279
Speaker 2: So even if you don't know centimeters, imagine a gymnast

861
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 2: holding skis. That would be better for an NBA point guard.

862
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:23,600
Speaker 2: Just imagine that. But my other two buddies snowboarding was

863
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:27,239
Speaker 2: so popular, and so they were snowboarders, and I was

864
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:29,200
Speaker 2: a really good skier. So I just take these giant

865
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:31,360
Speaker 2: skis and they drop us off and we go up

866
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:34,040
Speaker 2: the first run and we go this blue square, sort

867
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 2: of a middle tier ski run that's pretty hard and fast,

868
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:40,000
Speaker 2: and by the time we are like thirty seconds down

869
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 2: this run, my legs are so tired trying to control

870
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:46,359
Speaker 2: these giant skis that I'm like this, this isn't gonna happen.

871
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:48,880
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna be able to stop. My friends are

872
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:51,120
Speaker 2: just snowboarding way ahead of me and just carving down

873
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:54,120
Speaker 2: the hill. And at some point my little legs were

874
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:56,560
Speaker 2: so weak that I just had to put them straight,

875
00:45:56,840 --> 00:46:01,240
Speaker 2: so I just start rocketing down this blued I'm also.

876
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:03,640
Speaker 1: The longer, the longer the skis, the faster you go.

877
00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:04,320
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

878
00:46:04,719 --> 00:46:09,360
Speaker 2: They were taller than I was, so so I not

879
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:13,279
Speaker 2: only catch my friends, I blast by them, and then

880
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:15,960
Speaker 2: I'm blasting by every single person on white Tail. And

881
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,239
Speaker 2: I come around the last turn and it's down at

882
00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:19,879
Speaker 2: the bottom of the lifts go off, so that's where

883
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:22,319
Speaker 2: but he lines up to go back up, and I

884
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:24,759
Speaker 2: was going so fast I was afraid to fall, like

885
00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:28,200
Speaker 2: normally you just bail or whatever. And because there's no powder,

886
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:32,279
Speaker 2: I was afraid of fox with hard ice, so I

887
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:35,920
Speaker 2: couldn't turn, I couldn't stop. I'm probably doing sixty seventy

888
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:38,880
Speaker 2: miles an hour, my god, and I just see a

889
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:42,160
Speaker 2: patch of grass and dirt where they don't have snow

890
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:44,960
Speaker 2: at the end of the run, before the launch, I

891
00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:48,920
Speaker 2: just go straight into it. I could hear rocks grinding

892
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:51,480
Speaker 2: the blacks the bottom of the skis. I could feel

893
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:54,040
Speaker 2: mud and dirt flying up in the air. I could

894
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:58,680
Speaker 2: hear people gasping and like screaming basically, and I only

895
00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 2: go like thirty yards, like I don't go bet, I'm

896
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 2: just in the middle of a grass field. Two to

897
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:08,719
Speaker 2: my friends who are very cool snowboarder guys, one who

898
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:10,919
Speaker 2: may or may not have barfed in his jacket that day.

899
00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:13,600
Speaker 2: And then I'm just standing there and I can't get

900
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:15,960
Speaker 2: out of my bindings because this is every I'm just

901
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:19,160
Speaker 2: exhausted and like people are running over to me. I'm

902
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:24,160
Speaker 2: just standing in a field like a total boob, crazy cold.

903
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:26,560
Speaker 2: And so then I just had to walk in ski

904
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 2: boots across dirt and rocks while people watched me carry

905
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:33,800
Speaker 2: these giant skis. It was the worst, like the whole

906
00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:37,319
Speaker 2: thing was the worst. It was hell on earth in

907
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:39,560
Speaker 2: my life at ten years old, eleven years old, like

908
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:42,359
Speaker 2: nothing that bad had ever happened to me for that long,

909
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 2: and to this day I sort of resent that grandfather.

910
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:48,799
Speaker 3: Yeah.

911
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:51,239
Speaker 2: Oh, and then the funniest part is I just kept

912
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:53,160
Speaker 2: skiing that day like I just kept doing. I just

913
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:55,359
Speaker 2: kept crashing. I would go really fast and crash because

914
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 2: I was like, I can't be left behind. I didn't

915
00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:00,000
Speaker 2: want to not participate.

916
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:01,400
Speaker 1: Of course, you're ten years old.

917
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:03,400
Speaker 2: It was what are you gonna do?

918
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:06,279
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do? Like a maturely be like, guys,

919
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna wait in the in the last for

920
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:14,879
Speaker 1: USA today. Yeah, I can't drink. I'm just gonna look

921
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:16,239
Speaker 1: at the wall for eight hours.

922
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:19,640
Speaker 3: My god, stories like that is why I don't ever

923
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:21,759
Speaker 3: want to try skiing, because I'm convinced I'll have an

924
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:25,440
Speaker 3: experience like that, Like I'll I'll go way too fast

925
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:28,600
Speaker 3: and out of control and something terrible will happen. And

926
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 3: you know, God forbid, I actually have a wonderful time.

927
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:34,919
Speaker 2: You will, you'd be great at it. Sheila's this great

928
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,720
Speaker 2: character that she does where she's dancing and she keeps

929
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:43,200
Speaker 2: falling and brutally injuring picking head damage the entire time.

930
00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:44,960
Speaker 2: It's one of the worst things I ever saw are do.

931
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:48,280
Speaker 2: And it is. So. You're a very good physical comedian.

932
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:50,360
Speaker 2: I think you'd be a great skier. You already know

933
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:52,359
Speaker 2: how to fall and get It'd be.

934
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:53,840
Speaker 3: Funny for sure to watch me.

935
00:48:57,160 --> 00:49:00,520
Speaker 1: I remember going snowboarding with John Daily for the first

936
00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:06,319
Speaker 1: time ever, and he after the first day, he had

937
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:08,720
Speaker 1: fallen on his butt so much that he just put

938
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:12,879
Speaker 1: he just taped a pillow to his butt and then

939
00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:16,080
Speaker 1: put his snow pants over it, and so then and

940
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:18,600
Speaker 1: he just would like just fall because you fall mostly

941
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:20,640
Speaker 1: on your butt when you're learning to snowboards, either an

942
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:23,760
Speaker 1: ease or your butt, and so he would just land

943
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:25,960
Speaker 1: on this pillow and it just like he learned how

944
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,200
Speaker 1: to snowboard that way, and now he's a really good snowboarder.

945
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:29,680
Speaker 1: I would always do that.

946
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:31,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I just need a padded suit.

947
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:36,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, they actually sell them, they do. Yeah, they have

948
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:38,759
Speaker 1: like special suits to learn how to snowboard.

949
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:41,320
Speaker 2: And also I didn't think about this when I remember

950
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:43,719
Speaker 2: that story, but how I'm so glad that Instagram and

951
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 2: TikTok and all that shit didn't exist back then, because

952
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:49,040
Speaker 2: I would have gone viral for being the world's biggest loser.

953
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:51,799
Speaker 2: Every single person there would have been like, and look

954
00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:55,400
Speaker 2: at this kid dragging skis across the dirt, like Christ.

955
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:57,440
Speaker 1: You would have been Yeah, you would have been on

956
00:49:57,520 --> 00:49:58,799
Speaker 1: Jerry Slams that day.

957
00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:00,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, it would have been Jerry's slams.

958
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:04,600
Speaker 1: All right, this is a I'll send us home with this.

959
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:06,880
Speaker 1: We don't even have to talk about it, but it's

960
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:10,120
Speaker 1: since we're talking about skiing, since we're talking about the Olympics,

961
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:12,919
Speaker 1: this fits right in here. I think maybe you might

962
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:15,200
Speaker 1: have talked about this, or maybe you told me about it.

963
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:18,319
Speaker 1: This is but this is a fascinating story. This was

964
00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:22,080
Speaker 1: actually published in twenty nineteen. This was sent in by

965
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:25,520
Speaker 1: Katie Barsadi. Thank you, Katie, great name. This was in

966
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:31,240
Speaker 1: the Guardian. Here it is the worst Olympian ever. How

967
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:36,520
Speaker 1: a young skier triumphed over trolls. Okay, so here it is.

968
00:50:37,239 --> 00:50:39,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna read the first part of this and then

969
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:40,520
Speaker 1: I'll try and sum it up because it's a very

970
00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:40,880
Speaker 1: long art.

971
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:41,919
Speaker 2: I love that for us.

972
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:45,239
Speaker 1: If you happen to tune into the Winter Games last year, again,

973
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:48,240
Speaker 1: remember this was written in twenty nineteen. During the women's

974
00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:51,120
Speaker 1: halfpipe skiing competition, you might have caught one of the

975
00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:55,080
Speaker 1: olympics most perplexing moments. Halfpipe, which was introduced to the

976
00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:58,800
Speaker 1: Games in twenty fourteen, features an adrenaline soaked spectacle. Skiers

977
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 1: plummet down a steep track into a frozen ramp the

978
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:04,680
Speaker 1: shape of an empty motel swimming pool. Come on, Guardian,

979
00:51:04,719 --> 00:51:06,680
Speaker 1: we don't know what this is at that point, before

980
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:10,279
Speaker 1: flying up the ramps twenty two feet foot walls and

981
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:13,640
Speaker 1: launching high into the air for a series of bold tricks.

982
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:16,040
Speaker 1: For years, the Olympics had been hemorrhaging viewers to the

983
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:19,279
Speaker 1: younger skewing X Games. Adding halfpipe among a slew of

984
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:22,439
Speaker 1: other freestyling, skiing and snowboarding competition seemed like a clear

985
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:27,160
Speaker 1: bid to siphon back fans who craved big air. Last February,

986
00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:30,319
Speaker 1: in the qualifying round in pyeong Chang, skier after skier

987
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:32,480
Speaker 1: hit the pipe ramp and soared into the sky, their

988
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:37,960
Speaker 1: bodies flipping in space. Then Elizabeth Swaeney, an Oakland native

989
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:41,240
Speaker 1: who'd been a last minute add to the Hungarian team,

990
00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:45,800
Speaker 1: started her run and something really weird happened. She barely

991
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 1: did any tricks. Instead, she rose neatly up and down

992
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 1: the sides of the ramp in a bizarrely underwhelming fashion,

993
00:51:53,239 --> 00:51:58,240
Speaker 1: as the TV announcers, thoroughly confused narrated the action, Liz

994
00:51:58,360 --> 00:52:01,240
Speaker 1: dropping in just get up to the top of the wall,

995
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:03,960
Speaker 1: easing up to the top of the wall, showing the

996
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:06,359
Speaker 1: judges she can make it down this half flight.

997
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:09,719
Speaker 2: Lean, I remember this so clearly. It's one of the

998
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:10,720
Speaker 2: great Olympics.

999
00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:15,360
Speaker 1: Dear really, yeah, that was incredible. The overall effect was

1000
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:20,000
Speaker 1: of The overall effect was of a basketball player dribbling

1001
00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:22,239
Speaker 1: up and down the court while never shooting the ball,

1002
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:26,040
Speaker 1: or a figure skater cruising its circles out the ice

1003
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:29,680
Speaker 1: without a single jump. When Swainey finished her run, she

1004
00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:31,759
Speaker 1: carved her way to a stop at the bottom of

1005
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:34,960
Speaker 1: the course beside a throng of spectators and parkers, pumped

1006
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:39,200
Speaker 1: her fists three times and looked up at the scoreboard,

1007
00:52:39,239 --> 00:52:42,040
Speaker 1: waiting for the judge's tally, as though hoping she might

1008
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:44,480
Speaker 1: have done well enough to advance to the metal round.

1009
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:48,720
Speaker 1: After a minute, the numbers popped up. She'd totaled thirty

1010
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:53,000
Speaker 1: one point four, one of the lowest scores ever recorded

1011
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:57,080
Speaker 1: in the sport's Olympic history. She finished in last place.

1012
00:52:57,239 --> 00:52:59,719
Speaker 3: Oh, I hope she's still like, pumped her fists she

1013
00:52:59,719 --> 00:53:02,160
Speaker 3: got score. I hope she felt great about herself.

1014
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:06,840
Speaker 1: She is, She's a fascinating human being. This this article

1015
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:10,960
Speaker 1: is a deep, deep, deep dive into who she is

1016
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:14,960
Speaker 1: and why she did this, uh, and like, really she

1017
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:17,600
Speaker 1: doesn't she she goes on here, I'll tell you here.

1018
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:20,320
Speaker 1: In an interview on the Today Show, when the hosts

1019
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:23,440
Speaker 1: pressed Swainey about the backlash, there was a huge backlash.

1020
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:27,040
Speaker 1: People like said she should not be there. This isn't one,

1021
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:30,920
Speaker 1: one columnist said. A CBS sports columnist said she'd accomplished

1022
00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:34,320
Speaker 1: the quote real American dream, scamming the system to achieve

1023
00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:37,200
Speaker 1: your life goals while doing the absolute bare minimum to

1024
00:53:37,239 --> 00:53:37,600
Speaker 1: get there.

1025
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:39,600
Speaker 3: She was the anadelity of the Olympics.

1026
00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:42,480
Speaker 2: Very cool.

1027
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:47,600
Speaker 1: Yes. In an interview on The Today Show, when the

1028
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:51,480
Speaker 1: host pressed Swayney about the backlash, she danced around their questions,

1029
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:55,160
Speaker 1: further mystifying audiences by acting as though there was nothing

1030
00:53:55,239 --> 00:53:58,080
Speaker 1: unusual about her runs. Quote. I just fell in love

1031
00:53:58,080 --> 00:54:00,960
Speaker 1: with freestyle skiing and the opportunities for expression that it

1032
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:04,239
Speaker 1: gives people, she told the hosts. Vaguely. Asked about those

1033
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:06,720
Speaker 1: who would say she didn't belong the Olympic, Swaeney replied,

1034
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:08,799
Speaker 1: I thanked them for their time and I would just

1035
00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:13,240
Speaker 1: encourage positive vibes for everyone. Left with no satisfying answers,

1036
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:16,480
Speaker 1: people continued to puzzle over who Elizabeth Swayney was and

1037
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:19,200
Speaker 1: how this seemingly average athlete had managed to compete on

1038
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:24,560
Speaker 1: the biggest stage in sports. The article is very in depth.

1039
00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:27,399
Speaker 1: You should definitely go read it. She's a fascinating human being,

1040
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:31,840
Speaker 1: but basically, like in a nutshell for our podcast audience,

1041
00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:35,960
Speaker 1: she had she's been training her entire life, Like she

1042
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:37,200
Speaker 1: decided she was going to want to be in the

1043
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:39,200
Speaker 1: Olympics when she was like ten years old, and she

1044
00:54:39,239 --> 00:54:45,680
Speaker 1: has been training since then at almost every single sport.

1045
00:54:48,239 --> 00:54:53,200
Speaker 1: She was like way into, like free figure skating, she

1046
00:54:53,239 --> 00:54:55,600
Speaker 1: didn't make the cut, so then she switched to skeleton.

1047
00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:58,440
Speaker 1: She did skeleton for like five years, and then she

1048
00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:00,840
Speaker 1: didn't make the cut. Then she did. She went like

1049
00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:04,760
Speaker 1: down the like all of them, all of them until

1050
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:07,799
Speaker 1: she found like because it was a new sport she

1051
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:10,360
Speaker 1: found in twenty when it was leading up twenty fourteen,

1052
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:13,960
Speaker 1: they put the calf pipe in. She found out that

1053
00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:18,839
Speaker 1: if she went to every single qualifying event and did

1054
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:22,839
Speaker 1: a run with no tricks but didn't fall, she would

1055
00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:26,080
Speaker 1: get the bare minimum of points. And if she went

1056
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:30,720
Speaker 1: every single one, she would have enough points to qualify

1057
00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:34,080
Speaker 1: for the Olympics. And her grandfather was from Hungary, so

1058
00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:37,520
Speaker 1: she's allowed to compete for Hungary, and so she was

1059
00:55:37,719 --> 00:55:39,680
Speaker 1: just on the cusps. She wasn't gonna make it, and

1060
00:55:39,719 --> 00:55:45,560
Speaker 1: then three three people got sick and dropped out, and

1061
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:48,359
Speaker 1: then she got bumped in YaST person in.

1062
00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:51,279
Speaker 3: So her dream was literally just to go to the Olympics,

1063
00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:53,080
Speaker 3: yes for whatever.

1064
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:56,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, and now she's doing a Ninja Warrior. Now she's

1065
00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:57,400
Speaker 1: like training to do ninja.

1066
00:55:57,440 --> 00:55:59,040
Speaker 3: Oh, I really want to see that where she just

1067
00:55:59,080 --> 00:56:03,400
Speaker 3: does the bare minimum. Yeah, American ninja bare minim a warrior.

1068
00:56:05,719 --> 00:56:08,520
Speaker 1: This is she's like so determined. She's like so determined

1069
00:56:08,560 --> 00:56:12,359
Speaker 1: to like just accomplished. She just doesn't quit, just like

1070
00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:14,480
Speaker 1: goes and goes and goes and goes.

1071
00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:18,560
Speaker 2: Yes, bananas YouTube her. It's incredible how little she she

1072
00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:21,680
Speaker 2: literally just skis down the halfpipe. There's there's a very

1073
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:24,319
Speaker 2: very famous one too that you should google. His name

1074
00:56:24,360 --> 00:56:29,200
Speaker 2: was Eric the Eel. Oh I'm gonna butcher his last name,

1075
00:56:29,239 --> 00:56:32,960
Speaker 2: but Eric the Eel, Moose Bonnie move, I think it

1076
00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:37,840
Speaker 2: was Moosom Banni and he was a He's from Equatorial Guinea,

1077
00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:40,640
Speaker 2: which I was not familiar with that country. He had

1078
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:43,600
Speaker 2: only he wanted to compete in the Australian Olympics. He

1079
00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:46,520
Speaker 2: had never swum in his life, so he starts swimming

1080
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:48,640
Speaker 2: in a lake and then he goes to Australia to

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Speaker 2: qualify as one of the swimmers to go and he

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Speaker 2: goes up against you guys that are real swimmers for

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Speaker 2: Equatorial Guinea and they both double fault. So then he

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Speaker 2: just has to swim the whole pool by himself. But

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Speaker 2: he only learned to swim twelve months, so he doesn't

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Speaker 2: use his legs at all, just his arms. The videos

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Speaker 2: are really low deaf, but he's qualifying. I'm not even

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Speaker 2: gonna spoil it whether he makes it or not. But

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Speaker 2: the oh he doesn't drown and die, I'll tell you that.

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Speaker 2: It's not a sad video. But the commentators are like

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Speaker 2: this man, if he touches the side things the lanes,

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Speaker 2: we'll get disqualified. We don't think he's going to make it.

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Speaker 2: He's never seen an Olympic swimming pool before. Eric the

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Speaker 2: Eel moves some Bonnie for Equatorial Guinea. Incredible video. This

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Speaker 2: guy just the other two guys dive in incorrectly, they

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Speaker 2: get kicked out and he just has to swim in

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Speaker 2: front of an audience by himself and people are cheering

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Speaker 2: him on he does make it. He makes it and

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Speaker 2: went to the Olympics.

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Speaker 3: Is that how he got his nicknamed the Eel?

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Speaker 2: The Eel, I mean, the internet went in shane for

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Speaker 2: him because if he did exactly what she did, it's

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Speaker 2: it's the best. I think.

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Speaker 3: The takeaway here is that we all need to try

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Speaker 3: to go to the Olympics.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, actually, just don't quit whatever you're trying to do,

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Speaker 1: don't quit. I remember years ago Eugene Merman who was like,

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Speaker 1: if there was like if I had a mentor in comedy,

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Speaker 1: it was Eugene and I remember he just said he's like,

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Speaker 1: hey man, He's like, just don't stop doing this and

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Speaker 1: you will make a living out of it. Most people quit, yes,

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Speaker 1: And he said, if you don't quit, you can do this.

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Speaker 1: And I said, okay, And it's like just such a thing.

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Speaker 1: But like it is like, don't quit, Like if you

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Speaker 1: were really love it, you just have to keep doing it.

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Speaker 3: It's so true. Yeah, yeah, and you have to really

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Speaker 3: love it because there's a lot I do have to.

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Speaker 1: Really otherwise it's so much rejection.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, But now thet you go, Sheila, do you have

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Speaker 2: anything you'd like to plug? Anything besides Ghosts and you

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Speaker 2: want people to find you on Instagram or anywhere.

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Speaker 3: Sure, yeah, you can find me anywhere, as Sheila Tabasca

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Speaker 3: on Twitter, which I'm new to, and I am I'm

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Speaker 3: pleased to say that I'm enjoying it. I was not

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Speaker 3: sure i'd like it so much, but it's great, So

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Speaker 3: you can five me there and yeah, really, I'm just

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Speaker 3: I'm just focusing on Ghosts and loving it. And it's

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Speaker 3: on Thursday nights at nine pm on CBS.

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Speaker 1: It's a great, great, great funny sitcom. Congratulations, you just

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Speaker 1: have a second season. That is so wonderful to have

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Speaker 1: a hit show.

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Speaker 3: So excited.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for being on Bananas and you come back.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I hope you guys can come up to Montreal too.

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Speaker 2: Oh hell yeah, we gotta do that, all right, let's

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Speaker 2: say bananas on three ready, one two, three Bananas. This

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Speaker 2: has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 1: Produced and engineered by Katie Levine.

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Speaker 2: Theme music by Kahan.

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Speaker 1: And all of our artwork is done by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 2: podcast where we post stories every day and things that

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Speaker 2: we don't cover on the podcast.

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