WEBVTT - Oppenheimer Zachary's Nuts

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap, Scary, Yes, what's

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<v Speaker 2>it all about?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, Chris's girlfriend Kelsey hates telemarketers. She doesn't listen to

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<v Speaker 3>the show, so that's why she'd be a perfect phone

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<v Speaker 3>tap victim, especially by our relentless telephone telemarketer, mister Michael Oppenheimer.

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<v Speaker 2>I like, can't you speak about him in the third person?

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<v Speaker 2>Like exactly, like I'm not Hammerson and you really are.

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<v Speaker 2>So here we go. Let's see what it's all about.

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<v Speaker 2>Scary's I mean Oppenheimer's phone taip. Hello, good afternoon. This

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<v Speaker 2>is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Zachary's Nuts. How are you

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<v Speaker 2>doing today?

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<v Speaker 1>Niws, I'm fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Zachary's Nuts offers a wide array of nuts for your

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<v Speaker 2>holiday season. This handsome handled tree basket includes sun dried apricots,

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<v Speaker 2>honey roosted peanuts.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really not interested, Thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 2>Which is the quantity you'd like to add to your cart? Hello,

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<v Speaker 2>good efternoon. This is mister Michael Opa with Zachary's. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>how are you doing today?

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<v Speaker 1>I was interested.

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<v Speaker 2>We have for you today special offer that you can't refuse.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the holiday entertaining nuts sampler basket from Zachary.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not interested. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>This gormy wicker nut basket comes.

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<v Speaker 1>With interested thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Certainly you celebrate the holidays, don't you. Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, this is.

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<v Speaker 2>Mister Michael Oppenheimer with Zachary's Nuts.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you kidding me? Do you know what your nuts?

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<v Speaker 1>If you don't stop calling me, I just imagine.

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<v Speaker 2>The look on your guest's face when you blop Zachary's

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<v Speaker 2>nuts on your coffee table for the holidays, I don't can.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to speak to a manager. And let me

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<v Speaker 1>speak to a manager right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I am the manager name. My name is mister Michael Oppenheimer.

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<v Speaker 1>You're the worst manager I've ever heard of in my life.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a telemony.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't call me anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know? Zachary's nuts can also be put in

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<v Speaker 2>the oven?

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<v Speaker 1>You you can actually the recording? Can you hear me?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you can you hear what I'm saying?

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<v Speaker 2>I can hear what you're saying. I can hear what

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<v Speaker 2>you're saying. Which credit card would you like to use today?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you nuts?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? In fact, we're full of nuts. Zachary's also offers

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<v Speaker 2>the holiday party tray of uncooked nuts where you massage

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<v Speaker 2>each nut with some oil, then you stuff them in

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<v Speaker 2>the oven and nurse.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm allergic to nuts. My kids are allergic nuts. Everyone

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<v Speaker 1>in my family's allergic to nuts.

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<v Speaker 2>Introducing for this holiday season our Bavarian nut lollipops. You

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<v Speaker 2>lick on the hard candy and when you get to

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<v Speaker 2>the center, you've still got a nut to suck up.

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<v Speaker 1>You're wasting my day that you have the most grating

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't get, I've ever heard, I've got you should

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<v Speaker 1>not be nicking calls.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me dangle these nuts in front of your face.

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<v Speaker 1>You're nuts who listened to me.

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<v Speaker 2>We will also throw in this Christmas rippon which will

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<v Speaker 2>be tied around Zachary's nuts. We have the Merry Christmas

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<v Speaker 2>Harvest Nuts Sampler gift box to the.

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<v Speaker 1>Pants off of this company. You're insulting me, and you're

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<v Speaker 1>assaulting me with a phone call. I'm over it.

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<v Speaker 2>We do have assaulted and an unsulted gift box in

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<v Speaker 2>case you have high blood pressure.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, really really oh a gift box?

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<v Speaker 2>Stop going hello?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey for brains continue.

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<v Speaker 2>This is mister Michael up and Ormond with Zachary's holiday

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<v Speaker 2>entertaining the basket.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want your nuts.

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<v Speaker 2>But nuts bring cheer to the mouths of so many.

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<v Speaker 1>Already.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, nuts weigh two pounds. Now you can have the

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<v Speaker 2>nut mix, including cashew, dry fruit, smoked almonds. But wait, there's.

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<v Speaker 1>More to your family. But you're not on the coffee

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<v Speaker 1>table at your own hound.

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<v Speaker 2>We also have little nut sects for just five dollars

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<v Speaker 2>and ninety nine cents.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a little nuts. You married? Are you married? Did

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<v Speaker 1>your wife hate you?

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<v Speaker 2>Because right now they make a great stocking stuffer.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Hello, Yeah, you like this is?

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<v Speaker 2>Mister Michael?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, how do you want? This? Is? This is?

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<v Speaker 2>All of Zachary's nuts are carefully handled and handpicked.

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<v Speaker 1>What what I can't hear?

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<v Speaker 2>Your expert team of fifteen nut pluckers who sort through

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<v Speaker 2>and choose only the finest nuts.

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<v Speaker 1>What? What did he say? What did you say?

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<v Speaker 2>I said? How many trays of these would you like

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<v Speaker 2>to buy? Today?

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<v Speaker 1>How many prays? I want?

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<v Speaker 2>Miss? I've been handling Zachary's nuts for four years myself,

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<v Speaker 2>and I gotta say that Zachary's are the best nuts

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<v Speaker 2>I've ever swallowed.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to and though I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Recommend you swallowing nuts. Whole chritz.

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<v Speaker 1>Is going on right now? What is going on?

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<v Speaker 2>Is this this scar This is scary Jones. But I

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<v Speaker 2>was the rand in the morning show laughing, that's your boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna kill you, going to kill you? Are you

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<v Speaker 1>kidding me? Yeah? What did you look at? You with

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<v Speaker 1>your friends is what you do and you guys get together,

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<v Speaker 1>you click on me. It's not my friends, it's the

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<v Speaker 1>radio to this.

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<v Speaker 2>It's Elvis Duran in the morning. So don't you listen

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<v Speaker 2>to the radio in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to do the Elvis Duran phone tap.

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