Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone.
Speaker 2: Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap, Scary, Yes, what's
Speaker 2: it all about?
Speaker 3: Well, Chris's girlfriend Kelsey hates telemarketers. She doesn't listen to
Speaker 3: the show, so that's why she'd be a perfect phone
Speaker 3: tap victim, especially by our relentless telephone telemarketer, mister Michael Oppenheimer.
Speaker 2: I like, can't you speak about him in the third person?
Speaker 2: Like exactly, like I'm not Hammerson and you really are.
Speaker 2: So here we go. Let's see what it's all about.
Speaker 2: Scary's I mean Oppenheimer's phone taip. Hello, good afternoon. This
Speaker 2: is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Zachary's Nuts. How are you
Speaker 2: doing today?
Speaker 1: Niws, I'm fine.
Speaker 2: Zachary's Nuts offers a wide array of nuts for your
Speaker 2: holiday season. This handsome handled tree basket includes sun dried apricots,
Speaker 2: honey roosted peanuts.
Speaker 1: I'm really not interested, Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Which is the quantity you'd like to add to your cart? Hello,
Speaker 2: good efternoon. This is mister Michael Opa with Zachary's. Oh
Speaker 2: how are you doing today?
Speaker 1: I was interested.
Speaker 2: We have for you today special offer that you can't refuse.
Speaker 2: It's the holiday entertaining nuts sampler basket from Zachary.
Speaker 1: I'm not interested. Thank you.
Speaker 2: This gormy wicker nut basket comes.
Speaker 1: With interested thank you.
Speaker 2: Certainly you celebrate the holidays, don't you. Hello?
Speaker 1: Hello, this is.
Speaker 2: Mister Michael Oppenheimer with Zachary's Nuts.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Do you know what your nuts?
Speaker 1: If you don't stop calling me, I just imagine.
Speaker 2: The look on your guest's face when you blop Zachary's
Speaker 2: nuts on your coffee table for the holidays, I don't can.
Speaker 1: I want to speak to a manager. And let me
Speaker 1: speak to a manager right now.
Speaker 2: I am the manager name. My name is mister Michael Oppenheimer.
Speaker 1: You're the worst manager I've ever heard of in my life.
Speaker 2: I'm a telemony.
Speaker 1: You can't call me anymore.
Speaker 2: Do you know? Zachary's nuts can also be put in
Speaker 2: the oven?
Speaker 1: You you can actually the recording? Can you hear me?
Speaker 1: Can you can you hear what I'm saying?
Speaker 2: I can hear what you're saying. I can hear what
Speaker 2: you're saying. Which credit card would you like to use today?
Speaker 1: Are you nuts?
Speaker 2: Yes? In fact, we're full of nuts. Zachary's also offers
Speaker 2: the holiday party tray of uncooked nuts where you massage
Speaker 2: each nut with some oil, then you stuff them in
Speaker 2: the oven and nurse.
Speaker 1: I'm allergic to nuts. My kids are allergic nuts. Everyone
Speaker 1: in my family's allergic to nuts.
Speaker 2: Introducing for this holiday season our Bavarian nut lollipops. You
Speaker 2: lick on the hard candy and when you get to
Speaker 2: the center, you've still got a nut to suck up.
Speaker 1: You're wasting my day that you have the most grating
Speaker 1: I didn't get, I've ever heard, I've got you should
Speaker 1: not be nicking calls.
Speaker 2: Let me dangle these nuts in front of your face.
Speaker 1: You're nuts who listened to me.
Speaker 2: We will also throw in this Christmas rippon which will
Speaker 2: be tied around Zachary's nuts. We have the Merry Christmas
Speaker 2: Harvest Nuts Sampler gift box to the.
Speaker 1: Pants off of this company. You're insulting me, and you're
Speaker 1: assaulting me with a phone call. I'm over it.
Speaker 2: We do have assaulted and an unsulted gift box in
Speaker 2: case you have high blood pressure.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, really really oh a gift box?
Speaker 2: Stop going hello?
Speaker 1: Hey for brains continue.
Speaker 2: This is mister Michael up and Ormond with Zachary's holiday
Speaker 2: entertaining the basket.
Speaker 1: You don't want your nuts.
Speaker 2: But nuts bring cheer to the mouths of so many.
Speaker 1: Already.
Speaker 2: Oh, nuts weigh two pounds. Now you can have the
Speaker 2: nut mix, including cashew, dry fruit, smoked almonds. But wait, there's.
Speaker 1: More to your family. But you're not on the coffee
Speaker 1: table at your own hound.
Speaker 2: We also have little nut sects for just five dollars
Speaker 2: and ninety nine cents.
Speaker 1: That's a little nuts. You married? Are you married? Did
Speaker 1: your wife hate you?
Speaker 2: Because right now they make a great stocking stuffer.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, Yeah, you like this is?
Speaker 2: Mister Michael?
Speaker 1: Hello, how do you want? This? Is? This is?
Speaker 2: All of Zachary's nuts are carefully handled and handpicked.
Speaker 1: What what I can't hear?
Speaker 2: Your expert team of fifteen nut pluckers who sort through
Speaker 2: and choose only the finest nuts.
Speaker 1: What? What did he say? What did you say?
Speaker 2: I said? How many trays of these would you like
Speaker 2: to buy? Today?
Speaker 1: How many prays? I want?
Speaker 2: Miss? I've been handling Zachary's nuts for four years myself,
Speaker 2: and I gotta say that Zachary's are the best nuts
Speaker 2: I've ever swallowed.
Speaker 1: I don't want to and though I don't.
Speaker 2: Recommend you swallowing nuts. Whole chritz.
Speaker 1: Is going on right now? What is going on?
Speaker 2: Is this this scar This is scary Jones. But I
Speaker 2: was the rand in the morning show laughing, that's your boyfriend.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill you, going to kill you? Are you
Speaker 1: kidding me? Yeah? What did you look at? You with
Speaker 1: your friends is what you do and you guys get together,
Speaker 1: you click on me. It's not my friends, it's the
Speaker 1: radio to this.
Speaker 2: It's Elvis Duran in the morning. So don't you listen
Speaker 2: to the radio in the morning.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to do the Elvis Duran phone tap.
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