Speaker 1: Misspelling with Tory spelling and iHeartRadio podcast.
Speaker 2: Okay, so I have known you my whole.
Speaker 3: Life, truly before you were born, really.
Speaker 2: Before I was born. So my dad and you worked.
Speaker 2: Was it the Rookies?
Speaker 3: Was that the first show TJ Hooker?
Speaker 2: TJ Hooker which I never realized it wasn't originally called
Speaker 2: t J Hooker.
Speaker 3: No, it was something else, something else.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you weren't originally the lead? Was it more
Speaker 2: of an ensemble?
Speaker 3: I think, what the doubt that you're bringing back my memory?
Speaker 3: I think there was an ensemble idea, and then somewhere
Speaker 3: along the line before I went on the air, they
Speaker 3: changed the title to my character. My presumption is what
Speaker 3: you presume as well.
Speaker 2: I mean, someone's always got to be the lead. They
Speaker 2: always want ensembles.
Speaker 3: Same in a marriage, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. They always say there can only be
Speaker 2: one star in a relationship.
Speaker 3: But if there are two stars, two stars in the heavens,
Speaker 3: if they collide, form a fusion and it's an explosion
Speaker 3: and energy leaks off in all directions, what about a marriage.
Speaker 2: Mister Shadner, Was that your best pickup line?
Speaker 3: Uh? No, My best pickup line would be.
Speaker 2: Are you divorced almost in the process.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm not picking up on you. I mean we're
Speaker 3: on the air and there are people around, but I
Speaker 3: never had a pickup line. Do you have a pickup line? No?
Speaker 3: Do you ever instigate the meeting?
Speaker 2: Oh? This is interesting because I've been married eighteen years,
Speaker 2: but together for almost twenty. I was married for one
Speaker 2: year before that, and then I just had boyfriends and
Speaker 2: we always met on set like as an actor. That's
Speaker 2: all I knew was so.
Speaker 3: The two actors would meet and would you like to
Speaker 3: go out for coffee or meal? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I don't drink coffee.
Speaker 3: Would you like to go out for bourbon? Fuck you?
Speaker 2: I mean yes? Please?
Speaker 3: Yeah? On the rock? Well you did you ever join
Speaker 3: one of those dating app? Dating apps?
Speaker 2: They were before my dating time and now that this
Speaker 2: is my dating time.
Speaker 3: So what are you going to do? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know because my soon to be ex husband
Speaker 2: has a girlfriend and she's lovely and we get along
Speaker 2: and no, and.
Speaker 3: That's before the divorce. Does he see your children?
Speaker 2: He does? Yes?
Speaker 3: What was the question? What do you can't expect me
Speaker 3: to remember everything you do? Though?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 2: Okay, I got this.
Speaker 3: So you've got numerous children going to school, yes, and university,
Speaker 3: whence they will eventually go to I'm here to tell
Speaker 3: you is inordinately I mean, it's just crazy.
Speaker 2: I'm going to have to go on only fans in
Speaker 2: order to get them into college. You're gonna have to
Speaker 2: do what only fans?
Speaker 3: What does that mean?
Speaker 2: Do you know only fans? Only fans, only fans?
Speaker 3: No, what is that?
Speaker 2: So how do you describe only fans? So only fans
Speaker 2: is a site? I guess originally it was more women
Speaker 2: in the field, not sex workers, but along those lines.
Speaker 1: But now actress do it.
Speaker 3: When you say not sex workers, but along those lines,
Speaker 3: they're either are are they there? Are they're putting out
Speaker 3: or they're not putting out. They're putting out they're looking
Speaker 3: for sexual adventures.
Speaker 2: Okay, yes, yes, okay, okay. So but only fans transformed
Speaker 2: into now they're comedians on and there's chefs on, and
Speaker 2: it's videos and people pay. It's like you could subscribe,
Speaker 2: but a lot of actresses do it now, and they.
Speaker 3: Start doing it. I don't understand.
Speaker 2: They like, see if you're on in a bikini or
Speaker 2: something revealing. If people subscribe and they pay more, they
Speaker 2: can get like a shot of you with like your
Speaker 2: brush showing or everything. If you want, if you choose, if.
Speaker 3: You and you pay for it, how do you how
Speaker 3: do you pay for that? Uh?
Speaker 2: Allegedly? No, actually I do know because a friend of mine,
Speaker 2: Denise Richards, We're going to be.
Speaker 3: Really honest here. You want me to be honest, so
Speaker 3: allegedly don't do the allegedly? Do I know this or
Speaker 3: I don't know this?
Speaker 2: Yes? Okay?
Speaker 3: How do you get somebody to go from a bra
Speaker 3: to their panties?
Speaker 2: You unhooked the bra typically typically unhooked the bra?
Speaker 3: No? No, no, no, yes, no no. What I mean
Speaker 3: is if this is an app and you're on your telephone, yes,
Speaker 3: and you want the object on the other end of
Speaker 3: the telephone to not only take off their bra, but
Speaker 3: take off their pandies. Yes, and you pay for that?
Speaker 3: How do you pay for that?
Speaker 2: Credit cards?
Speaker 1: Down cash ap so it's right there?
Speaker 3: And then I don't know how you do a credit
Speaker 3: card on an app. I'm thinking, I read the news.
Speaker 3: How how would I pay for something I add for
Speaker 3: on the wait?
Speaker 2: You don't read the news on your phone, That's what
Speaker 2: I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I read the news on my phone. And say there's
Speaker 3: something I want to buy, I have to go to
Speaker 3: a Amazon or something like that to buy it. How
Speaker 3: do you get to get somebody to take their pants
Speaker 3: off instead of their bra?
Speaker 2: You literally put your credit card?
Speaker 3: How do you pay for that? I'm what are the
Speaker 3: mechanics and paying for that? What do you mean, well,
Speaker 3: you got a credit card, you got a picture on
Speaker 3: your phone? How do you get your credit card to
Speaker 3: pay the picture on the phone?
Speaker 2: Are be tricking me?
Speaker 3: No, sweetheart, not at all. I'm sure a.
Speaker 2: Card number and then they'll say accepted and it's like a.
Speaker 3: Oh you but they have a telephone number? No, well,
Speaker 3: how do you okay?
Speaker 2: Like it's one of those secure like online payment services.
Speaker 3: I don't even know about it.
Speaker 2: I don't know about them either, obviously, because what.
Speaker 3: You're saying is there is a map that you can
Speaker 3: go to to get financial help, like go fund me. No, well,
Speaker 3: isn't it go fund me? I need help educating my kids.
Speaker 2: I need that. Can we start that for me? Well,
Speaker 2: educating my kids about money so they don't turn out
Speaker 2: like me?
Speaker 3: Right. Well. The other other possibility is put your kids
Speaker 3: out for work, but they're hanging around eating off of
Speaker 3: you let them work, Yes, let them deliver newspapers, shine
Speaker 3: cars to the oldest. Is good at arithmetic? I bet?
Speaker 2: Nope?
Speaker 3: Good at history, nope? Good at that volleyball nop. Good
Speaker 3: at staying home?
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 3: So I have her stay home and have to stay
Speaker 3: home and out of their lives.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, that's what only fans.
Speaker 3: Ah. Right, What are you doing these days? Oh?
Speaker 2: What am I doing these days? I am raising five kids,
Speaker 2: doing my podcast.
Speaker 3: Wow, and another podcast coming up?
Speaker 2: Yes, I have so. I was on a show Beverly
Speaker 2: Hills nine o two and.
Speaker 3: Oh, yes I can, but that was many years ago. Yes,
Speaker 3: are you getting residuals on that?
Speaker 2: Not much?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 2: You can't tell me you still get residuals on Star Trek.
Speaker 3: Well, I think if I remember, I got bought out,
Speaker 3: but surely I'm going to on some of the other things.
Speaker 2: Way can I be bought out?
Speaker 3: Well, there was a they would the producer would buy
Speaker 3: you out, so you didn't get residuals.
Speaker 2: I didn't know, but you.
Speaker 3: Got a payment. I think that's what I did. It's
Speaker 3: so far down in history.
Speaker 2: I don't quite remember Boston Legal.
Speaker 3: I got to presume I'm getting right.
Speaker 2: They come but they're like, are they pittance?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Right, they don't pay for your children's education. No.
Speaker 2: No, here's the thing back then, I mean, I mean,
Speaker 2: I'm sure you understand this or it's a totally different thing.
Speaker 2: But for us, we didn't know that when the show
Speaker 2: was taking off that they would be putting us in
Speaker 2: our faces and likeness on merchandise, and it went across
Speaker 2: the board and we didn't get anything from that.
Speaker 3: That sounds like unjust yeah and coming this way, and
Speaker 3: we had to strike to avoid that possibility.
Speaker 2: That's where it's all leading. Yeah, but I blame you
Speaker 2: because you started the future trend. Basically I did did.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So when we talked about me being on your show,
Speaker 3: you said, what have I What am I pushing? So?
Speaker 3: I've got a number of albums. I've got an album
Speaker 3: out there called you can call me Bill, You call
Speaker 3: me Bill. One of the albums. I've got an album that, uh,
Speaker 3: it's a children's album and most of your children would
Speaker 3: enjoy it. H called Where Will the Animals Sleep? And
Speaker 3: it's a children's Album's gotten incredible reviews and his number
Speaker 3: five on Billboards. That's doing well. I'm working right now
Speaker 3: on another album that I'm going to do with Brad Paisley.
Speaker 3: H I think the title will be the Things I Love.
Speaker 3: But it's not about romantic or sexual love. It's about
Speaker 3: loving my health. I love my health. Why do I
Speaker 3: love my health? And I feel strong, I feel good?
Speaker 3: And if I feel that way, I can love you.
Speaker 3: I love my nose because of sense, things that you
Speaker 3: smell is a great source of memory. So when I
Speaker 3: smell Guardena's, I think of my mother. If I smell roses,
Speaker 3: I think of you. And so it's romance, but it's
Speaker 3: a different take on love. So the album will be
Speaker 3: called All My Love, and I'll be doing with the
Speaker 3: Brad Paisley and myself and Robert Cherno was really co
Speaker 3: writer essentially, he did a lot of the writing of
Speaker 3: these beautifully lyrics of things that I have loved. And
Speaker 3: so that's the next album that's coming out. And I
Speaker 3: got a show on the air called The Unexplained, which
Speaker 3: is doing very well on the History Channel and on Netflix.
Speaker 3: And then there's a I did It performance a Kennedy
Speaker 3: Center and there's an album of that performance called It's
Speaker 3: called So Fragile, So Blue. It's one of the songs
Speaker 3: on the album about the condition of the Earth and
Speaker 3: the the visual part of that will be called Live
Speaker 3: at Kennedy Center and that's coming out now.
Speaker 2: Wow. Right you never stop.
Speaker 3: No, because there was a great baseball player who said,
Speaker 3: don't look over your shoulder because there's there are people
Speaker 3: coming up by something like that, right, people coming up
Speaker 3: behind you. No, keep going, got to keep moving.
Speaker 2: You have to. Yeah, but it's what you love as well.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm like, would you.
Speaker 2: Be bored if you were just like sitting on it?
Speaker 3: Oh? No, No, this is incredible. I have total control
Speaker 3: of what I'm doing. I can say yes, I can
Speaker 3: say no, I can say this is what I want,
Speaker 3: what I don't want, and I don't do it. If
Speaker 3: we can't reach an understanding.
Speaker 2: I want to get there someday. You can do it
Speaker 2: now for that now, Yeah, but you have way more
Speaker 2: control than I have.
Speaker 3: Well, that's uh, you know, control is unreal. You really
Speaker 3: never have control of anything true, including the weather. This
Speaker 3: is true, which is a factor. You're going to go
Speaker 3: to Las Vegas to perform, and there's one hundred and
Speaker 3: fifteen I drove a motorcycle from from Chicago to Los
Speaker 3: Angeles by way of Las Vegas, Las Vegas and went.
Speaker 3: It was so hot that the metal on the on
Speaker 3: the motorcycle singed your skin. You couldn't put your hand
Speaker 3: or your knee, your thigh on the on the motorcycle.
Speaker 3: That was so hot. I got to think, it's just
Speaker 3: getting hotter and hotter. There's going to be a time
Speaker 3: when you can't go places because it's too hot.
Speaker 2: Fair Wait, what did you do when it was so
Speaker 2: hot that you.
Speaker 3: Couldn't We went in to do an interview for the
Speaker 3: local charity for the Veterans' Charities, And when I went
Speaker 3: into the store where there was air conditioning, for a
Speaker 3: half a second, I fainted. I was like, besides something.
Speaker 3: I could brace myself on the way and then I
Speaker 3: was out of it. And I was on camera because
Speaker 3: we were shooting all that, and I have had the
Speaker 3: vivid recollection of thinking, I can't I can't faint now
Speaker 3: I'm on camera. So I just kind of whiled the
Speaker 3: blood back into my head. Do you know if that's
Speaker 3: like willing the blood back here?
Speaker 2: Wow? I don't think I know. I've only feigned twice fainting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, recently, tell me about that.
Speaker 2: It's been in the past year. I think it was
Speaker 2: from stress, from the divorce and everything.
Speaker 3: You tell me, what were the circumstances.
Speaker 2: The dogs woke me up in the morning. I got
Speaker 2: out of bed because they were barking, opened the sliding
Speaker 2: glass door to let them out, and the next thing
Speaker 2: I remember is my daughter screaming, mom, mom, And I
Speaker 2: was like back on the floor and I'd fallen back.
Speaker 3: So it was either low blood sugar or you were
Speaker 3: hanging hungover. No do you drink? I do a lot?
Speaker 3: Define a lot?
Speaker 2: I didn't say a lot. I didn't say a lot.
Speaker 3: No, define a lot.
Speaker 2: Oh, well, everyone's a lot is different.
Speaker 3: Crrect, That's what I'm saying. Right to find it for you.
Speaker 2: Oh, I guess I'm a cheap drunk. I'm a cheap drunk.
Speaker 2: That's still a saying. Well, really well, it doesn't take
Speaker 2: much to get me drunk.
Speaker 3: Right, So the question is how often or how much
Speaker 3: do you drink?
Speaker 2: I would say every week you get drunk.
Speaker 3: No, you get you'd have a drink, Yeah, get a
Speaker 3: little tipsy.
Speaker 2: Sometimes.
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to relate fainting from hungover blood sugar
Speaker 3: or a hungover No.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd been filming the night before all day and yeah,
Speaker 2: I hadn't had a drink dehydration. I don't drink water.
Speaker 3: See I've been I mean, hydration is imperative.
Speaker 2: Is seventy percent of our body or more.
Speaker 3: And and it's critical that you and your audience drink
Speaker 3: a lot of water. I mean eight ounce of glasses
Speaker 3: and stuff is not enough. Your best to urinate it out.
Speaker 3: If you're over watered, then not having enough because then
Speaker 3: the blood you don't have enough blood to the centers
Speaker 3: of your brain, and then you can faint.
Speaker 2: I think I have either I'm allergic to water or
Speaker 2: I think I have a phobia of water.
Speaker 3: No, you can't be allergic to water, because that means
Speaker 3: your allergic to your body.
Speaker 2: That would make sense a phobia like some weird there's
Speaker 2: something weird.
Speaker 3: There is something weird. Let's examine that. Why would you
Speaker 3: think you are afraid drinking water?
Speaker 2: Because I would. I here's my theory on it is
Speaker 2: that it's okay. Yes, that it's a form of control
Speaker 2: or a form of self sabotage something.
Speaker 3: Huh or both of those. Yes, I understand that completely. Really, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean numerous times I think I should drink that
Speaker 3: bottle of water. No, I'm not going to do it.
Speaker 3: I can almost consciously rather than being subconscious, and don't
Speaker 3: drink the water. And then you realize you're not drinking
Speaker 3: for reasons you hadn't realized, or you look at the
Speaker 3: bottle of water and I don't feel.
Speaker 2: Like drinking same I do that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So if you're I'm not going to drink it now,
Speaker 3: you could faint from that. I know it's entirely I
Speaker 3: know it's entirely possible.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And then I fainted a second time, and I
Speaker 2: fell forward this time, and I have this scar here.
Speaker 3: No kidding. Ye, the previous time fell backward.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was just trying to even myself out.
Speaker 3: I guess we were balanced in or else you were
Speaker 3: leaning forward.
Speaker 2: Yeah, both times. My daughter found me, my six year.
Speaker 3: Old, and you were out for some time. For a second, Yeah,
Speaker 3: for a period of about a second or more.
Speaker 2: Oh maybe when I went backwards. Yeah, as soon as
Speaker 2: I hit the ground. I think it woke me up.
Speaker 2: When I went forward, she said, I was. I wasn't
Speaker 2: actually really out, she doesn't think, but like my chin
Speaker 2: was split open, and every time I was talking, it
Speaker 2: was like moving, and I was like, I'm okay.
Speaker 3: So the skin was moving. Ye, not your job when
Speaker 3: you were speaking. Yeah, Well, you gotta drink more water.
Speaker 2: I don't drink any water.
Speaker 3: Do you eat a lot of watermelon? I do not.
Speaker 3: My dear, you're killing yourself. Do you want to kill yourself?
Speaker 2: No? I have so much to offer this world?
Speaker 3: Good?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well why I do it? Do you like pickles?
Speaker 2: What like pickles?
Speaker 3: I do like pickles? Why do you ask it?
Speaker 2: Literally, I don't know. I like talking to you, and
Speaker 2: I just I honestly, I meet pickles last night.
Speaker 3: Let's talk about that, because I got a wonderful story
Speaker 3: about that. Okay. So I was a counselor at the
Speaker 3: age of eighteen seventeen eighteen in Montreal to at a
Speaker 3: welfare camp. I was one of about eighteen or twenty.
Speaker 3: I don't remember the girls, but there must have been girls,
Speaker 3: because there were eighteen or twenty guys who were my
Speaker 3: age who were taking care of kids fourteen and fifteen,
Speaker 3: not much younger than the eighteen year olds. And I
Speaker 3: say that because it was hard to control them. You know,
Speaker 3: they didn't have much respect, and they were from broken homes,
Speaker 3: from Europe, and they had seen horrible things. So that
Speaker 3: what you know you're not going to have dessert unless
Speaker 3: you That was no big deal when you saw your
Speaker 3: father's head smashed against a brick wall. So it was.
Speaker 3: It was a camp filled with some tension. And I'm
Speaker 3: walking up the stairs to the mess hall where the
Speaker 3: kids were now come gathering to eat. And as I'm
Speaker 3: walking up the stairs, as you, because they were a
Speaker 3: fair number of stairs, you could see through the stairs
Speaker 3: underneath the stairs, and underneath the stairs was the camp director,
Speaker 3: an older man fifties or so, sitting on a barrel.
Speaker 3: And he said, Pip s So I climbed down the stairs,
Speaker 3: not going and decided what he wants Scotty, And Scotty says,
Speaker 3: I'm sitting on pickles. What And he gets off and
Speaker 3: he opens the barrel and he is salting all those
Speaker 3: cucumbers and he hands me one. And it was the
Speaker 3: most delicious pickle I've ever tasted. And that's remained in
Speaker 3: my mind all these years, a picture of him sitting
Speaker 3: on a barrel salting pickles. Why what are you going
Speaker 3: to do? How are you going to make your pickles?
Speaker 2: Well, I was going to say it was the best
Speaker 2: pickle you've ever had, until you've had my pickle.
Speaker 3: I know, but then if I were to eat your pickle,
Speaker 3: I'd be in a pickle.
Speaker 2: This is true.
Speaker 3: Yes, what do you do with your pickles?
Speaker 2: So it's my first time making pickles?
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh this is your first time? Yes, well, so
Speaker 3: how did you you?
Speaker 2: I'm a new pickler.
Speaker 3: And and but you're worth your salt? Is it salt?
Speaker 3: That is the pickle? Is that what you add?
Speaker 2: Salt and vinegar and a little sugar and some dill
Speaker 2: and some spices. And I didn't make this bat it's
Speaker 2: my first batch. I didn't make it spicy because the
Speaker 2: kids want to eat it and I didn't want to
Speaker 2: put spicy.
Speaker 3: Pickles are spicy to begin with? Hert?
Speaker 2: They do you think? So?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I guess there are different different pickles, right.
Speaker 2: So I started with my cucumbers and did you slice them?
Speaker 2: I did slice them? I did, and I or lengthwise.
Speaker 2: But then I had these ginormous spears of cucumbers that
Speaker 2: I could never jam into a mason jar. So yeah,
Speaker 2: to cut them half at least. But I was really
Speaker 2: excited that they were so long, because I was like,
Speaker 2: you know when you go to like the fair and
Speaker 2: you have like the big turkey leg. I was like,
Speaker 2: this is the biggest pickle I've ever seen.
Speaker 3: Well, the turkey legs. I are at championship horses show.
Speaker 3: I always go to, always get at least one leg.
Speaker 2: Where did you just say.
Speaker 3: Well, at a horse show at a fair, Yes, they
Speaker 3: have turkey legs, barbecue essentially turkey legs. I always get
Speaker 3: me too. You're there with the stuff dribbling down your jaw.
Speaker 3: Of course you're used to things dribbling off your jaws.
Speaker 3: Didn't you get your joke?
Speaker 2: Hey? Now?
Speaker 3: And you're there with a practicing on a turkey leg.
Speaker 2: Or you picture you.
Speaker 3: Picture yourself of the leg in your hand.
Speaker 2: No, I was actually fixated on wanting to correct you
Speaker 2: and say that I don't dribble out of my mouth.
Speaker 3: Well, that's the first invitation I have had in public.
Speaker 3: How is he going to respond? And we go to commercial?
Speaker 2: Okay, So I have my pickles. I then take the
Speaker 2: mixture of water, vinegar, all my seasonings and I kind
Speaker 2: of break that down a little bit, and then I
Speaker 2: pour my cucumbers in. I pour it into the jars
Speaker 2: with the you're using as a container. Okay, here's where
Speaker 2: I had a problem. I had figured everything out. I
Speaker 2: had forgotten to.
Speaker 1: Get jars, like jars or a barrel.
Speaker 2: See now, a small barrel, okay.
Speaker 3: You know, not the large fifty gallon thing, maybe a
Speaker 3: ten yeah gallon, you know, one fifth the size of
Speaker 3: a large large water container. And and one of those
Speaker 3: large barrels. Of where you.
Speaker 2: Where you buy barrels?
Speaker 3: Where do we buy? Well, I've got a large fifty
Speaker 3: gallon barrel filled with fresh water for emergencies. But it's large.
Speaker 3: It's the size of a garbage pail. And that's what Scottie,
Speaker 3: that's what the counsel was sitting on.
Speaker 2: So I want to sit on a barrel.
Speaker 3: I know it's their barrels are hard to find these days. eBay, Yes,
Speaker 3: that's this perfect, perfect place.
Speaker 2: So right now I'm embarrassed to say. The pickles are
Speaker 2: at home and my refrigerator.
Speaker 3: In and pickling as we speak.
Speaker 2: They are pickling as we speak, and they're in like
Speaker 2: glass like temperware type situation, not temperware.
Speaker 3: But well, that's good. And how many do you have
Speaker 3: you got filled up?
Speaker 2: Oh? My gosh, three, So.
Speaker 3: You got about ten pickles in each each jar.
Speaker 2: Oh I would have more than that. I think I
Speaker 2: had two and a half pounds of cucumbers? I know that.
Speaker 3: How many cucumbers? What did that make? Approximately? How many
Speaker 3: cucumbers did that make?
Speaker 2: How many pickles?
Speaker 3: What? How many? Two and a half pounds is how
Speaker 3: many pickles? Roughly? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I've never been good at math.
Speaker 3: That's observation. You've been good at observation very So observe
Speaker 3: how many pickles? Two pounds two and a half pounds
Speaker 3: make thirty ten, fourteen fourteen? So you've got three jars,
Speaker 3: So that's four to five pickles of jar?
Speaker 2: Are you saying I should start a business?
Speaker 3: You should start a business? Exactly what you'd sell them? Ach?
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know. I'll let you know. Here's the thing.
Speaker 2: I don't know how long they're supposed to pickle for, but.
Speaker 3: Well, I think it's indeterminate. The longer you pickle, the
Speaker 3: more pickle.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, well I'll send you some.
Speaker 3: I would love that you really well, No, I love
Speaker 3: cucumbers are delicious, delicious vegetable. Uh do you eat fresh vegetables?
Speaker 3: I do a lot? What do you eat a lot of?
Speaker 2: I'm looking you right now, I know, and I'm not
Speaker 2: answering you.
Speaker 3: No, but your purse your lips?
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
Speaker 3: I don't know why you would push your lips when
Speaker 3: I asked that question.
Speaker 2: But you to no one's ever observed this. What is happening? Okay,
Speaker 2: if I'm ever in court, don't purs your lips.
Speaker 3: At your convenience. It's charming.
Speaker 2: I eat, I'm meat. It was kind of girl.
Speaker 3: You're not a pickle kind of girl.
Speaker 2: I love sushi.
Speaker 3: You love sushi, so you eat a lot of fresh fish.
Speaker 3: I do. I just worried about do you take Do
Speaker 3: you have hot tea with your with your sushi?
Speaker 2: I have hot saki, hot soaki.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to increase your fluid intake.
Speaker 2: So let's let's dribble more fluids going.
Speaker 3: I don't want to dribble. Yeah, fluid on both sides
Speaker 3: of your mouth not charming. Tell me about your your father,
Speaker 3: your relationship with your father, and what it was like
Speaker 3: to act at five years of age with your dad
Speaker 3: looking over your shoulder.
Speaker 2: He was amazing. I wish my kids could have met him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was a gentleman, wasn't he He was?
Speaker 2: But I heard there's like another side, like he was
Speaker 2: a business guy, like you would know the other side,
Speaker 2: like the business of it all, like I pretty much.
Speaker 3: He was.
Speaker 2: I mean, here's the thing about my dad is he
Speaker 2: was a like he was a workhorse, Like he was
Speaker 2: a workaholic. But when he was home, he was like
Speaker 2: with me and then with my brother. My brother and
Speaker 2: I are six years apart, so I did have years
Speaker 2: when I just like did stuff with my dad. But
Speaker 2: we would be home.
Speaker 3: We were show Yeah I'm the firstborn and you would
Speaker 3: have time with your dad.
Speaker 2: Yes, And we loved like going in the backyard and
Speaker 2: picking up dog poop And is that weird?
Speaker 3: It has to be done by somebody I know?
Speaker 2: And years later I found out that we like, I
Speaker 2: enjoyed doing it with him so much that he would
Speaker 2: tell the gardener, like leave the dog.
Speaker 3: Leave the poop.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no kidding, because he's like, on Saturday.
Speaker 3: My daughter and I have a mutual activity. What's that, sir?
Speaker 3: We pick up poop. Yes, And it's like pickup sticks.
Speaker 3: If it hardens enough, you want to pile them together
Speaker 3: and not have them fall over. Pickup poop. It's a
Speaker 3: well known game.
Speaker 1: Like pickleball, Like, yeah, I need So what else did
Speaker 1: you do?
Speaker 3: Seriously?
Speaker 2: I really drink my colon is what I need to do.
Speaker 2: What I need to hydrate my colon.
Speaker 3: You need to hydrate your colon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're speaking about hard poop.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, well, how do you hydrate your colon
Speaker 3: by drinking water? No? Yeah, when you hydrate, you hydrate everything.
Speaker 3: I know. Well, is your poop hard?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it won't come out?
Speaker 3: No kidding, That's why.
Speaker 2: It's a problem.
Speaker 3: It's a bummer.
Speaker 2: Yes it is, I said problem, but it is a bummer.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, but you could fix it by by drinking
Speaker 3: more water. I could.
Speaker 2: Did you know my husband soon to be ex hus
Speaker 2: When is Canadian?
Speaker 3: No? From where?
Speaker 2: Toronto? What part of Canada? Are you from?
Speaker 3: Montreal? That's like saying San Francisco and Los Angeles, trying
Speaker 3: to find there's a great deal of competition, And in
Speaker 3: fact the competition was exaggerated when some years ago the
Speaker 3: friendship Quebec where which is where Montreal is, the big city,
Speaker 3: the province that Montreal is in, were voting to secede
Speaker 3: from the Canadian Union. I don't think legally they could
Speaker 3: have done it, but they were voting like it would
Speaker 3: be like Texas leaving the America, And so a lot
Speaker 3: of the English speaking Quebecers like my family fled a
Speaker 3: brain drain to Toronto, and it left Montreal and environs
Speaker 3: that much poorer because they were leaving and they came within.
Speaker 3: I believe, if I remember correctly, one percent of the
Speaker 3: vote difference between seceeding and not succeeding, and what happened
Speaker 3: afterwards was really a basic too, in that almost half
Speaker 3: the vote was four and a half the vote was against.
Speaker 3: After that tiny margin voted to not secede. Very quickly
Speaker 3: the tides of wanting to leave the union dissipated and
Speaker 3: within a short while that was all gone. But there
Speaker 3: was a real revolution going up going on in Canada,
Speaker 3: where your husband was born during the time he was born.
Speaker 3: He came sometime after I left Montreal. I graduated and
Speaker 3: worked in Toronto for quite a way while, and then
Speaker 3: came to the States and stayed here. But while the
Speaker 3: time I was here, this near revolution was going on.
Speaker 2: That's wild. And my husband I met in Ottawa, and
Speaker 2: when we met, I went to Montreal.
Speaker 3: I did three years in Ottawa, oh, really playing at
Speaker 3: a theater, put it on the play week. It was
Speaker 3: the only professional theater in Canada. I was a part
Speaker 3: of it for three years.
Speaker 2: Would it still be there?
Speaker 3: The Canadian Repertory Theater this CRT, I don't think is
Speaker 3: there any longer. But they used high school theaters to
Speaker 3: put on the play. Oh and so somebody very smart,
Speaker 3: the people at the head of the Canadian Repertory. The
Speaker 3: CRT didn't own the theater. They probably rented a theater
Speaker 3: by night when it wasn't being used from a high school.
Speaker 3: And we they and I was a part of it
Speaker 3: for three years, put on a play a week. Every
Speaker 3: week we put on a different play. So we'd play
Speaker 3: at night and rehearse during the day, put on the
Speaker 3: next play the following Tuesday, I guess, and I got
Speaker 3: it in theater there.
Speaker 2: Do you want to do that again? You and me?
Speaker 3: It was such hard work and such low play pay
Speaker 3: that I probably went without meals at times in order
Speaker 3: to go to a movie or or do something that
Speaker 3: didn't pay the rent. I had the forty five dollars
Speaker 3: check divided up into rent and food. And I don't know.
Speaker 3: It was very It was tough. It was a tough
Speaker 3: three years.
Speaker 2: But how amazing that every week you got to do
Speaker 2: a different play. Yeah, that's really cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, with the really good directors and some nice production,
Speaker 3: but it was at grounding for the years. Then when
Speaker 3: I came to New York to do live television, it
Speaker 3: was very much like putting on a play very quickly.
Speaker 2: Do you ever get nervous in front of people?
Speaker 3: Sure?
Speaker 2: Sorry, let me rephrase that. Do you ever get nervous
Speaker 2: on stage performing something that's live?
Speaker 3: Tell you the key to not being nervous? Are you
Speaker 3: when you meet somebody, I mean somebody on the air
Speaker 3: to do this broadcast podcast?
Speaker 2: No, I'm not. I'm not really as nervous. It's more
Speaker 2: like in front of a lot of people, if there's
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 3: I will bet I can. Your audience is more than
Speaker 3: three or four for the podcast, So although you're not
Speaker 3: in front of them physically, you're in front of.
Speaker 2: Them the physical.
Speaker 3: For me, yeah, Well, to me, the key to not
Speaker 3: being nervous about anything you're supposed to do is preparation.
Speaker 3: If you prepare, if you get to know your guests
Speaker 3: before you get here, and there, Uh peccadillos and uh
Speaker 3: what the pi pickle dillo's exactly? Uh, in three jars,
Speaker 3: but the peccadillos and three jars, And so if you're
Speaker 3: prepared for the interview. You don't less than your nervousness
Speaker 3: because you know what you've got to do right.
Speaker 2: But it's only like if I'm on stage, if I
Speaker 2: have to go present something like that, Well.
Speaker 3: The same thing applies long as you know what to do,
Speaker 3: long as you know your lines right, which is the
Speaker 3: difficulty in acting, especially opening night.
Speaker 2: This is true.
Speaker 3: Have you done a play? I have, and you are
Speaker 3: very nervous.
Speaker 2: It was I think it ran for like six months.
Speaker 2: Every single night I performed in Never Where were you play?
Speaker 2: The Coronet Theater, Los Anega? And is it right near.
Speaker 3: Here in at the Coronet Theater?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What were you playing?
Speaker 2: It was called Maybe Baby It's.
Speaker 3: You and Maybe Baby It's You.
Speaker 2: Maybe Baby It's You.
Speaker 3: Was it a musical?
Speaker 2: Partially? I did a little. It was like twelve different
Speaker 2: vignettes and I played a different character. It was a
Speaker 2: two person show and the writer co creator of the
Speaker 2: project was also the lead. And that is where I
Speaker 2: met my first husband. And yeah, it was all about
Speaker 2: finding the one and yeah, and did you enjoy it?
Speaker 2: I loved it. I loved it so much because it
Speaker 2: was that instant gratification of knowing you know, sometimes when
Speaker 2: we do TV or movies like, we have to rely
Speaker 2: on how it tests or how you know, and people
Speaker 2: showed up, They showed up and they loved it, and
Speaker 2: you'd see the response right there. It was amazing.
Speaker 3: Would you do it again?
Speaker 2: I would?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: If I like you asking me that with you? The
Speaker 2: next way, your next husband writes a play with brilliance.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you'll find a playwright that's young and handsome and viral.
Speaker 2: And wait, why is he? How do you say viral?
Speaker 3: Viral? Viral?
Speaker 2: So your Canadian accent coming out?
Speaker 3: Viral? Viral? Viral? Uh? Viral viral? Well you can say viral.
Speaker 2: That's something else, isn't it.
Speaker 3: What is that viral?
Speaker 2: Like the kids would say, if a video on TikTok
Speaker 2: it blew up, it went viral.
Speaker 3: Oh, of course it has a it has electronics. Significant viral.
Speaker 3: I have never thought of that.
Speaker 2: But I'm fifty one, so I don't need a virile man.
Speaker 3: What do you need a lack of daisical guy? No?
Speaker 2: Oh? I thought? Viral meant yeah, wow, No.
Speaker 3: That's what viral means. Viral is something else, right, So
Speaker 3: viral maybe.
Speaker 2: You can keep it up and perform.
Speaker 3: That's that's a great deal to do with you.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, excuse me, I expect me to keep that up.
Speaker 3: I can barely keep up a conversation.
Speaker 2: Well that's not true, and either is the other.
Speaker 3: I'm joking anything for a laugh. I hope you're a
Speaker 3: charming young lady who is the female version of viral?
Speaker 2: Okay, so viral? Sorry? Sorry, really quick? Going back to
Speaker 2: that viral means you can produce sperm.
Speaker 3: To ferule means manly. Oh yeah, capable of doing manly
Speaker 3: so called manly things.
Speaker 2: I thought it was the masculine version of the female
Speaker 2: fertile fertile. No, I used to be called fertile, myrtle.
Speaker 3: Fertile merle. Well you were, weren't you? And you are
Speaker 3: like a rabbit?
Speaker 2: I know not anymore?
Speaker 3: You fixed it?
Speaker 2: No, I think I'm in menopause. Oh I think.
Speaker 3: Do you have a hot flash only when you see porn?
Speaker 2: Porn?
Speaker 3: Hot flash? Well, are either eating a pickle or seeing porn?
Speaker 3: You get your your wait.
Speaker 2: I don't watch porn. Is that weird?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: No, I always tell boys I watch it, but I
Speaker 2: don't watch it.
Speaker 3: You don't watch porn? No, no, nor do I. You're
Speaker 3: such a.
Speaker 2: Liar, swear to God, to God.
Speaker 3: Yeah, who's God?
Speaker 2: Not Myrtle, not Margaret? Are there?
Speaker 3: God is me?
Speaker 2: Margaret?
Speaker 3: Do you remember that book by Jenny I'm fertile and viral?
Speaker 3: Is I think two different things?
Speaker 2: All my children were I naturally had them, didn't try,
Speaker 2: we just they came when they wanted to come. And
Speaker 2: my last one, I got pregnant naturally at forty four.
Speaker 2: I was told I was under five percent of women
Speaker 2: that naturally. Yeah, so it could happen even though I'm
Speaker 2: in menopause. I heard women can then get pregnant again.
Speaker 3: I didn't know that there are cases that I know
Speaker 3: of where women froze their eggs in advance of thinking
Speaker 3: they may not have them at fifty when they might
Speaker 3: want another child.
Speaker 2: Right, I have frozen placenta, But I didn't freeze my eggs.
Speaker 3: You froze the placenta that feeds the baby, didn't The
Speaker 3: placenta isn't the.
Speaker 2: Egg, it's the sack, correct, Right, I froze it.
Speaker 1: Okay, No, no, no, don't worry.
Speaker 3: It's no my information here.
Speaker 2: You know it's nowhere near your pickles. It's in the
Speaker 2: freezer in the garage.
Speaker 3: In the garage. What are you gonna do with it
Speaker 3: with your placenta?
Speaker 2: Originally?
Speaker 3: What was your intent? Uh?
Speaker 2: We ate a little bit of it.
Speaker 3: Raw pickled?
Speaker 2: Uh, I should have pickled it. I mean it's real pickled.
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's like Yeah, my husband at the
Speaker 2: time he sawitated.
Speaker 3: Are you serious?
Speaker 2: Yeah? It was really good.
Speaker 3: Actually, no, dear, that's kind of crazy. I mean I
Speaker 3: think it's probably healthy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean the baby lived on it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but what was your intent?
Speaker 2: Because you know what, I really don't know. I had
Speaker 2: so many like friends in my ears saying, oh, it's
Speaker 2: supposed to be good to put it back into your body.
Speaker 3: And it goes to your stomach with all those acids.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I should look back into it though,
Speaker 2: because maybe a good lacksative now because I need something.
Speaker 2: You having trouble the water's not working.
Speaker 3: So we have you tried ananema?
Speaker 2: An enema?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yep?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well how have you like? How? Oh?
Speaker 2: Wait? How have I tried it? H Oh?
Speaker 3: I mean I haven't What is your methodology? You haven't
Speaker 3: tried a nanima?
Speaker 2: No, I've tried an enema like before, anal sucks?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 3: What? What did you just say? I tried it like
Speaker 3: what I did.
Speaker 2: Near the next phrase, I said, I've done an enema
Speaker 2: like before anal sex.
Speaker 3: Oh really? Is that did that work? Yeah? Yeah, listen
Speaker 3: to me. I'm going to ask you an intimate question
Speaker 3: and you don't feel like answer it. I mean, this
Speaker 3: is your show. What pleasure is there in anal sex?
Speaker 2: I love it?
Speaker 3: You love it? Then continue your enemas and your level
Speaker 3: of really blow it out.
Speaker 2: I haven't done it a lot. I'm not sorry.
Speaker 3: No, but you want to do more with the well now.
Speaker 2: I'm getting divorced, so with the right human Well, of course, yeah,
Speaker 2: I actually enjoy it.
Speaker 3: Wow, what do you What do you enjoy about it?
Speaker 3: Because you don't have the nerve ends down there?
Speaker 2: Yes? Yes, Well, something's connecting?
Speaker 3: Well, I how because the you know, we know the
Speaker 3: anatomy of female, the nerve endings are obvious there in front,
Speaker 3: and then there is some connection. I'm no, I don't
Speaker 3: think there is a connection.
Speaker 2: In the tint. What's that piece of skin between the Oh?
Speaker 3: Yes, m there there is that separation of the anus
Speaker 3: and the vagina, right, yes, and you're talking about the
Speaker 3: space in between. Yes, and that's very sexual for you.
Speaker 2: Yes, oh, no, you said, yes. Oh no, Now I
Speaker 2: have to realign my where my anatomy is. So if
Speaker 2: it goes in here, it's it's touching something that feels good.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's that's really all that matters. It's touching something
Speaker 3: that feels good. That's wild. Dare I go further? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Can you orgasm?
Speaker 2: Hmm, that's a whole other, No challenge.
Speaker 3: No, sweetheart, that's the same. It's part of the same,
Speaker 3: whole thing, same whole thing. Better use another word. It's
Speaker 3: the same. It's part of the whole act of making love.
Speaker 3: Is your orgasm is vitally important, critically important? Yeah? Do
Speaker 3: you orgasm all the time? No? So do you organize
Speaker 3: organized orgasm? Only part of it? In a small part
Speaker 3: of the time. I mean, how in the in ten
Speaker 3: meanings of making love? How many times will you have orgasm?
Speaker 2: Wait that I said that I did, or that I did.
Speaker 3: I'm interested because you don't orgasm very much. Now, okay,
Speaker 3: so if we were to say ten sessions of love, yes,
Speaker 3: of those ten sessions, how many times would you have orgasm? None? One?
Speaker 2: Ten orgasm?
Speaker 3: How a full or well what it described to me?
Speaker 3: A full orgasm?
Speaker 2: I think that there's two different types of orgasms, okay,
Speaker 2: like a vaginal and a clatoral.
Speaker 3: Correct, I don't think apparently would.
Speaker 2: Be an anal one.
Speaker 3: I don't know, right, so there are three? No, I
Speaker 3: think it's all one. It's all the explosion of those
Speaker 3: nerve endings that have been if you excuse the expression
Speaker 3: titillated to the degree necessary to cause an orgasm. I
Speaker 3: think there's only one type of orgasm, but there are
Speaker 3: many ways of achieving that orgasm coming from the same source.
Speaker 2: I challenge you on this.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure on the female anatomy either. I'm not sure,
Speaker 3: but from things I've read and people I've talked.
Speaker 2: To, not the porn, you see, because you don't watch porn,
Speaker 2: just like.
Speaker 3: No, we don't want Well, there's no reason why not
Speaker 3: to watch porn, is there. It's not against the law
Speaker 3: or anything like that.
Speaker 2: Oh, absolutely not.
Speaker 3: So why don't you watch porn?
Speaker 2: Because they typically have five kids around me at all time?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that'll make a difference. Yeah, but aren't they
Speaker 3: go to sleep? And can't you turn your TV on?
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 3: Can you cause your own orgasm? Can you masturbate? Yes? Okay,
Speaker 3: So where are you masturbating.
Speaker 2: To What am I masturbating.
Speaker 3: To physically on your body?
Speaker 2: What are you touching my finger?
Speaker 3: Yes? And what's on the other end of your finger? Uh?
Speaker 2: You're most everyone clip?
Speaker 3: Yes? Okay? Is that where you're just whispered into the
Speaker 3: microphone so nobody would hear my clit? Okay? So so
Speaker 3: what a minute? So you masturbatee and you're and you're
Speaker 3: touching your clitter is right? Correct, that's the source of
Speaker 3: your orgasm.
Speaker 2: Correct?
Speaker 3: So everything else is touching or disturbing or prova everything physical.
Speaker 3: There are ways of achieving climax without touching it all.
Speaker 3: But that which you touch is your clitteress, isn't it.
Speaker 2: I'm way more interested how you reach a climax without
Speaker 2: touching at all?
Speaker 3: But yes, well, touching with your finger.
Speaker 2: I thought you meant right, like.
Speaker 3: Or vibrator thing the extension of your finger.
Speaker 2: But I was wondering if what you were saying is
Speaker 2: that sometimes one can climax without any touching at all.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: How is that possible.
Speaker 3: Because the excitation of your imagination has reached the nerve
Speaker 3: endings of your.
Speaker 2: Glitteris you just blew my mind?
Speaker 3: Well? You had an orgasm of the mind.
Speaker 2: I like that kind.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but the other's much more fulfilling. No, no, not necessarily. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't know. After fifty maybe not. And I'm ninety
Speaker 3: three and you making fun of mirror yourself?
Speaker 2: What are you making fun of mirror yourself?
Speaker 3: Uh no, no, not talking about me. I'm hidden in shadow.
Speaker 3: I'm wearing black, so are you, by the way, I am. Well,
Speaker 3: that's really fascinating. The fact anal thing is is I
Speaker 3: know a lot of people do yes and and and
Speaker 3: arrive at satisfaction. I'm not quite sure.
Speaker 2: Never been your thing. No, no, no giving, not.
Speaker 3: Giving or taking upper. You're what do they call it?
Speaker 3: Your upper or lower? On top? Your top or bottom? Yeah, no,
Speaker 3: it never occurred to me to do any of that.
Speaker 2: I top from the bottom. You will I top from
Speaker 2: the bottom.
Speaker 3: You can't do that. You're a bottom. Well, you've only
Speaker 3: You've only got the receptacle. You're being literal, Well, yes,
Speaker 3: aren't you?
Speaker 2: No, not really, I'm citorious.
Speaker 3: I just got to go down with one of the
Speaker 3: weirder this bay, this bab historic, it's twee.
Speaker 2: I could talk about sex all day long. So I'm
Speaker 2: not Matt Well just went there.
Speaker 3: I hope some people just break away to watch one
Speaker 3: of the shows that I'm doing, or play one of
Speaker 3: the albums I've got, and then come back to this.
Speaker 3: It's hysterical.
Speaker 2: Yes, it'll be like the little like vignettes in between.
Speaker 2: It's like the not the mouse boush, but the palate cleanser.
Speaker 2: What is that called?
Speaker 3: Amuse bh? Is good? But then your amused bush is
Speaker 3: different about what we're talking about.
Speaker 2: Yes, apparently, because I really believe there's two types of organisms,
Speaker 2: two sets of what orgasms? One in the bush? No, oh,
Speaker 2: that'd be different, one in the bush, and I guess
Speaker 2: one of the tush. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Well, you know because you've suffered, you've you've gone through it,
Speaker 3: you've delighted.
Speaker 2: Did you say suffer almost well you almost well suffer,
Speaker 2: can be.
Speaker 3: Uh, can be static? Yes?
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, I understand, Yeah, I understand. Wow, this is
Speaker 2: really interesting.
Speaker 3: You know what I know nothing pickles.
Speaker 2: Pickles are made with vinegar, and vinegar is a very
Speaker 2: good enema, like a douche as well. And you were
Speaker 2: asking me if I'm so dehydrated that maybe have I
Speaker 2: used it? Yes, just bring it back around you would
Speaker 2: do the same.
Speaker 3: We're good. Yeah, well it's been a delight.
Speaker 2: It has been a delight. Before I go, I just
Speaker 2: have to bring up because people would be like, that's
Speaker 2: really weird that we have actually been on camera together twice.
Speaker 3: I remember you as this little blonde kid. Was it
Speaker 3: on hooker?
Speaker 2: It was?
Speaker 3: And what did you do?
Speaker 2: So? Uh, now it's a different time. It was nineteen
Speaker 2: eighty four, so I have to say now I was
Speaker 2: a nomad. I was what am I supposed to say
Speaker 2: or because we can't say the G word, but I was. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I was avenging my uncle's dad and I wanted to
Speaker 2: kill his.
Speaker 3: But I do remember this. Here's a picture for you
Speaker 3: outside of Warner Brothers, which it was at the time,
Speaker 3: there was a telephone booth and I don't know why
Speaker 3: I was in the telephone booth, but I called your
Speaker 3: father to report on how good you were.
Speaker 2: Really.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was delighted to hear from me. Why was
Speaker 3: I in that telephone booth? Why did I you know,
Speaker 3: I have no recognize there's been many years, but I
Speaker 3: have a picture of it being evening the shoot was over.
Speaker 3: I was in the telephone booth and I had called
Speaker 3: your dad to say how wonderful you were, thank you.
Speaker 2: It was. I loved that experience. And I remember I
Speaker 2: remember we were doing a rehearsal and it was a
Speaker 2: walk and talk and we're going to get it in one.
Speaker 2: And I didn't know at the time that when an
Speaker 2: actor in the scene says line that they're asking script supervisor,
Speaker 2: you know what's the line? And I was eleven, so
Speaker 2: I like had all the lines memorized, and you had
Speaker 2: called out line and I turned and said the line
Speaker 2: to you.
Speaker 3: My line.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: Oh my entire career.
Speaker 2: I've always been shamed about that for myself because I
Speaker 2: was like, oh my gosh, gosh, William Shanner, like I
Speaker 2: said a line I didn't know. I thought you were
Speaker 2: asking me what the line was.
Speaker 3: Oh, for goodness sake, and you've carried that with you
Speaker 3: the whole time, the whole time. It would have been
Speaker 3: the most charming. I mean hearing you and I don't
Speaker 3: remember the incident, but that would have been the most
Speaker 3: charming thing that could have happened this young this is
Speaker 3: eleven years as old you, sir, Your line is you
Speaker 3: know I have a vaginal.
Speaker 2: Explosion day we would be I was eleven and yeah,
Speaker 2: we'd be talking about orgasm tickets. And then we did
Speaker 2: a Christmas movie called a Carol Christmas and you were
Speaker 2: the Ghost of Christmas Presents, and once again I loved
Speaker 2: working with you, but it was a whole different experience.
Speaker 2: We were friends and we got to hang out. I
Speaker 2: remember seeing on a golf car talking in between takes,
Speaker 2: and I still to this day I say, I'm fifty one.
Speaker 2: But anyone I've ever worked with, I've never to this
Speaker 2: day seen anyone hit a mark like you do. No dribble,
Speaker 2: no dribble. It was unreal.
Speaker 3: Wow. Well it's an acquired art, I guess.
Speaker 2: It is, and so is an anal orgasm. So we
Speaker 2: each bring something to the table.
Speaker 3: So everybody bring hits has to hit their mark.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go.