WEBVTT - Mister William Shatner

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<v Speaker 1>Misspelling with Tory spelling and iHeartRadio podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so I have known you my whole.

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<v Speaker 3>Life, truly before you were born, really.

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<v Speaker 2>Before I was born. So my dad and you worked.

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<v Speaker 2>Was it the Rookies?

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<v Speaker 3>Was that the first show TJ Hooker?

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<v Speaker 2>TJ Hooker which I never realized it wasn't originally called

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<v Speaker 2>t J Hooker.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it was something else, something else.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and you weren't originally the lead? Was it more

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<v Speaker 2>of an ensemble?

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<v Speaker 3>I think, what the doubt that you're bringing back my memory?

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<v Speaker 3>I think there was an ensemble idea, and then somewhere

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<v Speaker 3>along the line before I went on the air, they

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<v Speaker 3>changed the title to my character. My presumption is what

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<v Speaker 3>you presume as well.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, someone's always got to be the lead. They

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<v Speaker 2>always want ensembles.

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<v Speaker 3>Same in a marriage, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's true. They always say there can only be

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<v Speaker 2>one star in a relationship.

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<v Speaker 3>But if there are two stars, two stars in the heavens,

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<v Speaker 3>if they collide, form a fusion and it's an explosion

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<v Speaker 3>and energy leaks off in all directions, what about a marriage.

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<v Speaker 2>Mister Shadner, Was that your best pickup line?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh? No, My best pickup line would be.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you divorced almost in the process.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I'm not picking up on you. I mean we're

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<v Speaker 3>on the air and there are people around, but I

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<v Speaker 3>never had a pickup line. Do you have a pickup line? No?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you ever instigate the meeting?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? This is interesting because I've been married eighteen years,

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<v Speaker 2>but together for almost twenty. I was married for one

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<v Speaker 2>year before that, and then I just had boyfriends and

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<v Speaker 2>we always met on set like as an actor. That's

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<v Speaker 2>all I knew was so.

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<v Speaker 3>The two actors would meet and would you like to

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<v Speaker 3>go out for coffee or meal? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't drink coffee.

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<v Speaker 3>Would you like to go out for bourbon? Fuck you?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean yes? Please?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? On the rock? Well you did you ever join

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<v Speaker 3>one of those dating app? Dating apps?

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<v Speaker 2>They were before my dating time and now that this

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<v Speaker 2>is my dating time.

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<v Speaker 3>So what are you going to do? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know because my soon to be ex husband

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<v Speaker 2>has a girlfriend and she's lovely and we get along

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<v Speaker 2>and no, and.

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<v Speaker 3>That's before the divorce. Does he see your children?

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<v Speaker 2>He does? Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>What was the question? What do you can't expect me

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<v Speaker 3>to remember everything you do? Though?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I got this.

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<v Speaker 3>So you've got numerous children going to school, yes, and university,

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<v Speaker 3>whence they will eventually go to I'm here to tell

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<v Speaker 3>you is inordinately I mean, it's just crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to have to go on only fans in

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<v Speaker 2>order to get them into college. You're gonna have to

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<v Speaker 2>do what only fans?

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<v Speaker 3>What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know only fans? Only fans, only fans?

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<v Speaker 3>No, what is that?

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<v Speaker 2>So how do you describe only fans? So only fans

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<v Speaker 2>is a site? I guess originally it was more women

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<v Speaker 2>in the field, not sex workers, but along those lines.

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<v Speaker 1>But now actress do it.

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<v Speaker 3>When you say not sex workers, but along those lines,

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<v Speaker 3>they're either are are they there? Are they're putting out

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<v Speaker 3>or they're not putting out. They're putting out they're looking

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<v Speaker 3>for sexual adventures.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yes, yes, okay, okay. So but only fans transformed

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<v Speaker 2>into now they're comedians on and there's chefs on, and

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<v Speaker 2>it's videos and people pay. It's like you could subscribe,

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<v Speaker 2>but a lot of actresses do it now, and they.

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<v Speaker 3>Start doing it. I don't understand.

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<v Speaker 2>They like, see if you're on in a bikini or

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<v Speaker 2>something revealing. If people subscribe and they pay more, they

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<v Speaker 2>can get like a shot of you with like your

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<v Speaker 2>brush showing or everything. If you want, if you choose, if.

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<v Speaker 3>You and you pay for it, how do you how

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<v Speaker 3>do you pay for that? Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>Allegedly? No, actually I do know because a friend of mine,

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<v Speaker 2>Denise Richards, We're going to be.

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<v Speaker 3>Really honest here. You want me to be honest, so

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<v Speaker 3>allegedly don't do the allegedly? Do I know this or

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know this?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>How do you get somebody to go from a bra

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<v Speaker 3>to their panties?

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<v Speaker 2>You unhooked the bra typically typically unhooked the bra?

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<v Speaker 3>No? No, no, no, yes, no no. What I mean

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<v Speaker 3>is if this is an app and you're on your telephone, yes,

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<v Speaker 3>and you want the object on the other end of

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<v Speaker 3>the telephone to not only take off their bra, but

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<v Speaker 3>take off their pandies. Yes, and you pay for that?

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<v Speaker 3>How do you pay for that?

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<v Speaker 2>Credit cards?

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<v Speaker 1>Down cash ap so it's right there?

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<v Speaker 3>And then I don't know how you do a credit

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<v Speaker 3>card on an app. I'm thinking, I read the news.

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<v Speaker 3>How how would I pay for something I add for

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<v Speaker 3>on the wait?

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<v Speaker 2>You don't read the news on your phone, That's what

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<v Speaker 2>I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 3>I read the news on my phone. And say there's

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<v Speaker 3>something I want to buy, I have to go to

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<v Speaker 3>a Amazon or something like that to buy it. How

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<v Speaker 3>do you get to get somebody to take their pants

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<v Speaker 3>off instead of their bra?

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<v Speaker 2>You literally put your credit card?

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<v Speaker 3>How do you pay for that? I'm what are the

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<v Speaker 3>mechanics and paying for that? What do you mean, well,

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<v Speaker 3>you got a credit card, you got a picture on

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<v Speaker 3>your phone? How do you get your credit card to

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<v Speaker 3>pay the picture on the phone?

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<v Speaker 2>Are be tricking me?

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<v Speaker 3>No, sweetheart, not at all. I'm sure a.

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<v Speaker 2>Card number and then they'll say accepted and it's like a.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you but they have a telephone number? No, well,

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<v Speaker 3>how do you okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Like it's one of those secure like online payment services.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even know about it.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know about them either, obviously, because what.

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<v Speaker 3>You're saying is there is a map that you can

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<v Speaker 3>go to to get financial help, like go fund me. No, well,

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<v Speaker 3>isn't it go fund me? I need help educating my kids.

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<v Speaker 2>I need that. Can we start that for me? Well,

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<v Speaker 2>educating my kids about money so they don't turn out

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<v Speaker 2>like me?

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<v Speaker 3>Right. Well. The other other possibility is put your kids

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<v Speaker 3>out for work, but they're hanging around eating off of

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<v Speaker 3>you let them work, Yes, let them deliver newspapers, shine

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<v Speaker 3>cars to the oldest. Is good at arithmetic? I bet?

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<v Speaker 2>Nope?

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<v Speaker 3>Good at history, nope? Good at that volleyball nop. Good

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<v Speaker 3>at staying home?

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<v Speaker 2>Yep.

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<v Speaker 3>So I have her stay home and have to stay

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<v Speaker 3>home and out of their lives.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, yeah, that's what only fans.

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<v Speaker 3>Ah. Right, What are you doing these days? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>What am I doing these days? I am raising five kids,

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<v Speaker 2>doing my podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, and another podcast coming up?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I have so. I was on a show Beverly

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<v Speaker 2>Hills nine o two and.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, yes I can, but that was many years ago. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>are you getting residuals on that?

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<v Speaker 2>Not much?

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<v Speaker 3>Really?

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<v Speaker 2>You can't tell me you still get residuals on Star Trek.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I think if I remember, I got bought out,

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<v Speaker 3>but surely I'm going to on some of the other things.

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<v Speaker 2>Way can I be bought out?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, there was a they would the producer would buy

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<v Speaker 3>you out, so you didn't get residuals.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know, but you.

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<v Speaker 3>Got a payment. I think that's what I did. It's

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<v Speaker 3>so far down in history.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't quite remember Boston Legal.

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<v Speaker 3>I got to presume I'm getting right.

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<v Speaker 2>They come but they're like, are they pittance?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Right, they don't pay for your children's education. No.

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<v Speaker 2>No, here's the thing back then, I mean, I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure you understand this or it's a totally different thing.

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<v Speaker 2>But for us, we didn't know that when the show

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<v Speaker 2>was taking off that they would be putting us in

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<v Speaker 2>our faces and likeness on merchandise, and it went across

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<v Speaker 2>the board and we didn't get anything from that.

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<v Speaker 3>That sounds like unjust yeah and coming this way, and

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<v Speaker 3>we had to strike to avoid that possibility.

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<v Speaker 2>That's where it's all leading. Yeah, but I blame you

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<v Speaker 2>because you started the future trend. Basically I did did.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. So when we talked about me being on your show,

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<v Speaker 3>you said, what have I What am I pushing? So?

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<v Speaker 3>I've got a number of albums. I've got an album

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<v Speaker 3>out there called you can call me Bill, You call

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<v Speaker 3>me Bill. One of the albums. I've got an album that, uh,

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<v Speaker 3>it's a children's album and most of your children would

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<v Speaker 3>enjoy it. H called Where Will the Animals Sleep? And

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<v Speaker 3>it's a children's Album's gotten incredible reviews and his number

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<v Speaker 3>five on Billboards. That's doing well. I'm working right now

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<v Speaker 3>on another album that I'm going to do with Brad Paisley.

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<v Speaker 3>H I think the title will be the Things I Love.

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<v Speaker 3>But it's not about romantic or sexual love. It's about

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<v Speaker 3>loving my health. I love my health. Why do I

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<v Speaker 3>love my health? And I feel strong, I feel good?

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<v Speaker 3>And if I feel that way, I can love you.

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<v Speaker 3>I love my nose because of sense, things that you

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<v Speaker 3>smell is a great source of memory. So when I

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<v Speaker 3>smell Guardena's, I think of my mother. If I smell roses,

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<v Speaker 3>I think of you. And so it's romance, but it's

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<v Speaker 3>a different take on love. So the album will be

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<v Speaker 3>called All My Love, and I'll be doing with the

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<v Speaker 3>Brad Paisley and myself and Robert Cherno was really co

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<v Speaker 3>writer essentially, he did a lot of the writing of

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<v Speaker 3>these beautifully lyrics of things that I have loved. And

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<v Speaker 3>so that's the next album that's coming out. And I

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<v Speaker 3>got a show on the air called The Unexplained, which

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<v Speaker 3>is doing very well on the History Channel and on Netflix.

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<v Speaker 3>And then there's a I did It performance a Kennedy

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<v Speaker 3>Center and there's an album of that performance called It's

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<v Speaker 3>called So Fragile, So Blue. It's one of the songs

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<v Speaker 3>on the album about the condition of the Earth and

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<v Speaker 3>the the visual part of that will be called Live

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<v Speaker 3>at Kennedy Center and that's coming out now.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow. Right you never stop.

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<v Speaker 3>No, because there was a great baseball player who said,

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<v Speaker 3>don't look over your shoulder because there's there are people

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<v Speaker 3>coming up by something like that, right, people coming up

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<v Speaker 3>behind you. No, keep going, got to keep moving.

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<v Speaker 2>You have to. Yeah, but it's what you love as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, I'm like, would you.

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<v Speaker 2>Be bored if you were just like sitting on it?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? No, No, this is incredible. I have total control

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<v Speaker 3>of what I'm doing. I can say yes, I can

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<v Speaker 3>say no, I can say this is what I want,

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<v Speaker 3>what I don't want, and I don't do it. If

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<v Speaker 3>we can't reach an understanding.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to get there someday. You can do it

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<v Speaker 2>now for that now, Yeah, but you have way more

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<v Speaker 2>control than I have.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, that's uh, you know, control is unreal. You really

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<v Speaker 3>never have control of anything true, including the weather. This

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<v Speaker 3>is true, which is a factor. You're going to go

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<v Speaker 3>to Las Vegas to perform, and there's one hundred and

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<v Speaker 3>fifteen I drove a motorcycle from from Chicago to Los

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<v Speaker 3>Angeles by way of Las Vegas, Las Vegas and went.

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<v Speaker 3>It was so hot that the metal on the on

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<v Speaker 3>the motorcycle singed your skin. You couldn't put your hand

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<v Speaker 3>or your knee, your thigh on the on the motorcycle.

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<v Speaker 3>That was so hot. I got to think, it's just

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<v Speaker 3>getting hotter and hotter. There's going to be a time

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<v Speaker 3>when you can't go places because it's too hot.

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<v Speaker 2>Fair Wait, what did you do when it was so

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<v Speaker 2>hot that you.

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<v Speaker 3>Couldn't We went in to do an interview for the

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<v Speaker 3>local charity for the Veterans' Charities, And when I went

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<v Speaker 3>into the store where there was air conditioning, for a

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<v Speaker 3>half a second, I fainted. I was like, besides something.

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<v Speaker 3>I could brace myself on the way and then I

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<v Speaker 3>was out of it. And I was on camera because

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<v Speaker 3>we were shooting all that, and I have had the

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<v Speaker 3>vivid recollection of thinking, I can't I can't faint now

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<v Speaker 3>I'm on camera. So I just kind of whiled the

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<v Speaker 3>blood back into my head. Do you know if that's

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<v Speaker 3>like willing the blood back here?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow? I don't think I know. I've only feigned twice fainting.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, recently, tell me about that.

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<v Speaker 2>It's been in the past year. I think it was

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<v Speaker 2>from stress, from the divorce and everything.

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<v Speaker 3>You tell me, what were the circumstances.

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<v Speaker 2>The dogs woke me up in the morning. I got

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<v Speaker 2>out of bed because they were barking, opened the sliding

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<v Speaker 2>glass door to let them out, and the next thing

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<v Speaker 2>I remember is my daughter screaming, mom, mom, And I

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<v Speaker 2>was like back on the floor and I'd fallen back.

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<v Speaker 3>So it was either low blood sugar or you were

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<v Speaker 3>hanging hungover. No do you drink? I do a lot?

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<v Speaker 3>Define a lot?

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't say a lot. I didn't say a lot.

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<v Speaker 3>No, define a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, well, everyone's a lot is different.

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<v Speaker 3>Crrect, That's what I'm saying. Right to find it for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I guess I'm a cheap drunk. I'm a cheap drunk.

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<v Speaker 2>That's still a saying. Well, really well, it doesn't take

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<v Speaker 2>much to get me drunk.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, So the question is how often or how much

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<v Speaker 3>do you drink?

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<v Speaker 2>I would say every week you get drunk.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you get you'd have a drink, Yeah, get a

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<v Speaker 3>little tipsy.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just trying to relate fainting from hungover blood sugar

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<v Speaker 3>or a hungover No.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'd been filming the night before all day and yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I hadn't had a drink dehydration. I don't drink water.

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<v Speaker 3>See I've been I mean, hydration is imperative.

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<v Speaker 2>Is seventy percent of our body or more.

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<v Speaker 3>And and it's critical that you and your audience drink

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of water. I mean eight ounce of glasses

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<v Speaker 3>and stuff is not enough. Your best to urinate it out.

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<v Speaker 3>If you're over watered, then not having enough because then

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<v Speaker 3>the blood you don't have enough blood to the centers

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<v Speaker 3>of your brain, and then you can faint.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I have either I'm allergic to water or

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<v Speaker 2>I think I have a phobia of water.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you can't be allergic to water, because that means

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<v Speaker 3>your allergic to your body.

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<v Speaker 2>That would make sense a phobia like some weird there's

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<v Speaker 2>something weird.

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<v Speaker 3>There is something weird. Let's examine that. Why would you

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<v Speaker 3>think you are afraid drinking water?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I would. I here's my theory on it is

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<v Speaker 2>that it's okay. Yes, that it's a form of control

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<v Speaker 2>or a form of self sabotage something.

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<v Speaker 3>Huh or both of those. Yes, I understand that completely. Really, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean numerous times I think I should drink that

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<v Speaker 3>bottle of water. No, I'm not going to do it.

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<v Speaker 3>I can almost consciously rather than being subconscious, and don't

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<v Speaker 3>drink the water. And then you realize you're not drinking

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<v Speaker 3>for reasons you hadn't realized, or you look at the

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<v Speaker 3>bottle of water and I don't feel.

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<v Speaker 2>Like drinking same I do that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, So if you're I'm not going to drink it now,

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<v Speaker 3>you could faint from that. I know it's entirely I

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<v Speaker 3>know it's entirely possible.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. And then I fainted a second time, and I

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<v Speaker 2>fell forward this time, and I have this scar here.

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<v Speaker 3>No kidding. Ye, the previous time fell backward.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was just trying to even myself out.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess we were balanced in or else you were

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<v Speaker 3>leaning forward.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, both times. My daughter found me, my six year.

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<v Speaker 3>Old, and you were out for some time. For a second, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>for a period of about a second or more.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh maybe when I went backwards. Yeah, as soon as

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<v Speaker 2>I hit the ground. I think it woke me up.

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<v Speaker 2>When I went forward, she said, I was. I wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>actually really out, she doesn't think, but like my chin

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<v Speaker 2>was split open, and every time I was talking, it

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<v Speaker 2>was like moving, and I was like, I'm okay.

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<v Speaker 3>So the skin was moving. Ye, not your job when

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<v Speaker 3>you were speaking. Yeah, Well, you gotta drink more water.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't drink any water.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you eat a lot of watermelon? I do not.

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<v Speaker 3>My dear, you're killing yourself. Do you want to kill yourself?

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<v Speaker 2>No? I have so much to offer this world?

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<v Speaker 3>Good?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well why I do it? Do you like pickles?

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<v Speaker 2>What like pickles?

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<v Speaker 3>I do like pickles? Why do you ask it?

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<v Speaker 2>Literally, I don't know. I like talking to you, and

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<v Speaker 2>I just I honestly, I meet pickles last night.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's talk about that, because I got a wonderful story

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<v Speaker 3>about that. Okay. So I was a counselor at the

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<v Speaker 3>age of eighteen seventeen eighteen in Montreal to at a

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<v Speaker 3>welfare camp. I was one of about eighteen or twenty.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't remember the girls, but there must have been girls,

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<v Speaker 3>because there were eighteen or twenty guys who were my

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<v Speaker 3>age who were taking care of kids fourteen and fifteen,

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<v Speaker 3>not much younger than the eighteen year olds. And I

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<v Speaker 3>say that because it was hard to control them. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>they didn't have much respect, and they were from broken homes,

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<v Speaker 3>from Europe, and they had seen horrible things. So that

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<v Speaker 3>what you know you're not going to have dessert unless

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<v Speaker 3>you That was no big deal when you saw your

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<v Speaker 3>father's head smashed against a brick wall. So it was.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a camp filled with some tension. And I'm

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<v Speaker 3>walking up the stairs to the mess hall where the

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<v Speaker 3>kids were now come gathering to eat. And as I'm

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<v Speaker 3>walking up the stairs, as you, because they were a

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<v Speaker 3>fair number of stairs, you could see through the stairs

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<v Speaker 3>underneath the stairs, and underneath the stairs was the camp director,

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<v Speaker 3>an older man fifties or so, sitting on a barrel.

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<v Speaker 3>And he said, Pip s So I climbed down the stairs,

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<v Speaker 3>not going and decided what he wants Scotty, And Scotty says,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sitting on pickles. What And he gets off and

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<v Speaker 3>he opens the barrel and he is salting all those

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<v Speaker 3>cucumbers and he hands me one. And it was the

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<v Speaker 3>most delicious pickle I've ever tasted. And that's remained in

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<v Speaker 3>my mind all these years, a picture of him sitting

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<v Speaker 3>on a barrel salting pickles. Why what are you going

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<v Speaker 3>to do? How are you going to make your pickles?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I was going to say it was the best

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<v Speaker 2>pickle you've ever had, until you've had my pickle.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, but then if I were to eat your pickle,

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<v Speaker 3>I'd be in a pickle.

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<v Speaker 2>This is true.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, what do you do with your pickles?

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<v Speaker 2>So it's my first time making pickles?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, oh this is your first time? Yes, well, so

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<v Speaker 3>how did you you?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a new pickler.

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<v Speaker 3>And and but you're worth your salt? Is it salt?

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<v Speaker 3>That is the pickle? Is that what you add?

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<v Speaker 2>Salt and vinegar and a little sugar and some dill

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<v Speaker 2>and some spices. And I didn't make this bat it's

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<v Speaker 2>my first batch. I didn't make it spicy because the

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<v Speaker 2>kids want to eat it and I didn't want to

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<v Speaker 2>put spicy.

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<v Speaker 3>Pickles are spicy to begin with? Hert?

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<v Speaker 2>They do you think? So?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I guess there are different different pickles, right.

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<v Speaker 2>So I started with my cucumbers and did you slice them?

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<v Speaker 2>I did slice them? I did, and I or lengthwise.

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<v Speaker 2>But then I had these ginormous spears of cucumbers that

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<v Speaker 2>I could never jam into a mason jar. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>to cut them half at least. But I was really

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<v Speaker 2>excited that they were so long, because I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know when you go to like the fair and

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<v Speaker 2>you have like the big turkey leg. I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>this is the biggest pickle I've ever seen.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, the turkey legs. I are at championship horses show.

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<v Speaker 3>I always go to, always get at least one leg.

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<v Speaker 2>Where did you just say.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, at a horse show at a fair, Yes, they

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<v Speaker 3>have turkey legs, barbecue essentially turkey legs. I always get

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<v Speaker 3>me too. You're there with the stuff dribbling down your jaw.

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<v Speaker 3>Of course you're used to things dribbling off your jaws.

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<v Speaker 3>Didn't you get your joke?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey? Now?

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<v Speaker 3>And you're there with a practicing on a turkey leg.

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<v Speaker 2>Or you picture you.

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<v Speaker 3>Picture yourself of the leg in your hand.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I was actually fixated on wanting to correct you

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<v Speaker 2>and say that I don't dribble out of my mouth.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, that's the first invitation I have had in public.

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<v Speaker 3>How is he going to respond? And we go to commercial?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So I have my pickles. I then take the

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<v Speaker 2>mixture of water, vinegar, all my seasonings and I kind

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<v Speaker 2>of break that down a little bit, and then I

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<v Speaker 2>pour my cucumbers in. I pour it into the jars

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<v Speaker 2>with the you're using as a container. Okay, here's where

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<v Speaker 2>I had a problem. I had figured everything out. I

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<v Speaker 2>had forgotten to.

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<v Speaker 1>Get jars, like jars or a barrel.

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<v Speaker 2>See now, a small barrel, okay.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, not the large fifty gallon thing, maybe a

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<v Speaker 3>ten yeah gallon, you know, one fifth the size of

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<v Speaker 3>a large large water container. And and one of those

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<v Speaker 3>large barrels. Of where you.

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<v Speaker 2>Where you buy barrels?

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<v Speaker 3>Where do we buy? Well, I've got a large fifty

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<v Speaker 3>gallon barrel filled with fresh water for emergencies. But it's large.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the size of a garbage pail. And that's what Scottie,

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<v Speaker 3>that's what the counsel was sitting on.

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<v Speaker 2>So I want to sit on a barrel.

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<v Speaker 3>I know it's their barrels are hard to find these days. eBay, Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>that's this perfect, perfect place.

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<v Speaker 2>So right now I'm embarrassed to say. The pickles are

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<v Speaker 2>at home and my refrigerator.

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<v Speaker 3>In and pickling as we speak.

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<v Speaker 2>They are pickling as we speak, and they're in like

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<v Speaker 2>glass like temperware type situation, not temperware.

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<v Speaker 3>But well, that's good. And how many do you have

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<v Speaker 3>you got filled up?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? My gosh, three, So.

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<v Speaker 3>You got about ten pickles in each each jar.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I would have more than that. I think I

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<v Speaker 2>had two and a half pounds of cucumbers? I know that.

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<v Speaker 3>How many cucumbers? What did that make? Approximately? How many

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<v Speaker 3>cucumbers did that make?

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<v Speaker 2>How many pickles?

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<v Speaker 3>What? How many? Two and a half pounds is how

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<v Speaker 3>many pickles? Roughly? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never been good at math.

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<v Speaker 3>That's observation. You've been good at observation very So observe

0:25:35.600 --> 0:25:38.800
<v Speaker 3>how many pickles? Two pounds two and a half pounds

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<v Speaker 3>make thirty ten, fourteen fourteen? So you've got three jars,

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<v Speaker 3>So that's four to five pickles of jar?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you saying I should start a business?

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<v Speaker 3>You should start a business? Exactly what you'd sell them? Ach?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I don't know. I'll let you know. Here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how long they're supposed to pickle for, but.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I think it's indeterminate. The longer you pickle, the

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<v Speaker 3>more pickle.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right, well I'll send you some.

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<v Speaker 3>I would love that you really well, No, I love

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<v Speaker 3>cucumbers are delicious, delicious vegetable. Uh do you eat fresh vegetables?

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<v Speaker 3>I do a lot? What do you eat a lot of?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm looking you right now, I know, and I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>answering you.

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<v Speaker 3>No, but your purse your lips?

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<v Speaker 2>What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know why you would push your lips when

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<v Speaker 3>I asked that question.

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<v Speaker 2>But you to no one's ever observed this. What is happening? Okay,

0:26:45.960 --> 0:26:47.960
<v Speaker 2>if I'm ever in court, don't purs your lips.

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<v Speaker 3>At your convenience. It's charming.

0:26:56.119 --> 0:27:00.919
<v Speaker 2>I eat, I'm meat. It was kind of girl.

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<v Speaker 3>You're not a pickle kind of girl.

0:27:05.160 --> 0:27:05.800
<v Speaker 2>I love sushi.

0:27:06.840 --> 0:27:09.720
<v Speaker 3>You love sushi, so you eat a lot of fresh fish.

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<v Speaker 3>I do. I just worried about do you take Do

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<v Speaker 3>you have hot tea with your with your sushi?

0:27:16.240 --> 0:27:18.520
<v Speaker 2>I have hot saki, hot soaki.

0:27:18.560 --> 0:27:20.920
<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to increase your fluid intake.

0:27:21.480 --> 0:27:25.560
<v Speaker 2>So let's let's dribble more fluids going.

0:27:25.760 --> 0:27:28.800
<v Speaker 3>I don't want to dribble. Yeah, fluid on both sides

0:27:28.800 --> 0:27:33.840
<v Speaker 3>of your mouth not charming. Tell me about your your father,

0:27:34.280 --> 0:27:36.480
<v Speaker 3>your relationship with your father, and what it was like

0:27:36.560 --> 0:27:39.000
<v Speaker 3>to act at five years of age with your dad

0:27:39.000 --> 0:27:40.080
<v Speaker 3>looking over your shoulder.

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<v Speaker 2>He was amazing. I wish my kids could have met him.

0:27:46.400 --> 0:27:49.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he was a gentleman, wasn't he He was?

0:27:49.760 --> 0:27:51.840
<v Speaker 2>But I heard there's like another side, like he was

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<v Speaker 2>a business guy, like you would know the other side,

0:27:55.359 --> 0:27:59.440
<v Speaker 2>like the business of it all, like I pretty much.

0:28:00.720 --> 0:28:01.040
<v Speaker 3>He was.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, here's the thing about my dad is he

0:28:04.800 --> 0:28:07.600
<v Speaker 2>was a like he was a workhorse, Like he was

0:28:07.600 --> 0:28:10.199
<v Speaker 2>a workaholic. But when he was home, he was like

0:28:10.560 --> 0:28:13.159
<v Speaker 2>with me and then with my brother. My brother and

0:28:13.160 --> 0:28:16.399
<v Speaker 2>I are six years apart, so I did have years

0:28:16.400 --> 0:28:18.840
<v Speaker 2>when I just like did stuff with my dad. But

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<v Speaker 2>we would be home.

0:28:20.119 --> 0:28:25.880
<v Speaker 3>We were show Yeah I'm the firstborn and you would

0:28:25.880 --> 0:28:27.960
<v Speaker 3>have time with your dad.

0:28:27.240 --> 0:28:30.159
<v Speaker 2>Yes, And we loved like going in the backyard and

0:28:30.200 --> 0:28:33.800
<v Speaker 2>picking up dog poop And is that weird?

0:28:36.560 --> 0:28:39.000
<v Speaker 3>It has to be done by somebody I know?

0:28:39.120 --> 0:28:41.959
<v Speaker 2>And years later I found out that we like, I

0:28:42.080 --> 0:28:44.360
<v Speaker 2>enjoyed doing it with him so much that he would

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<v Speaker 2>tell the gardener, like leave the dog.

0:28:46.640 --> 0:28:47.320
<v Speaker 3>Leave the poop.

0:28:47.520 --> 0:28:52.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no kidding, because he's like, on Saturday.

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<v Speaker 3>My daughter and I have a mutual activity. What's that, sir?

0:28:54.720 --> 0:28:59.000
<v Speaker 3>We pick up poop. Yes, And it's like pickup sticks.

0:28:59.000 --> 0:29:01.920
<v Speaker 3>If it hardens enough, you want to pile them together

0:29:02.120 --> 0:29:07.520
<v Speaker 3>and not have them fall over. Pickup poop. It's a

0:29:07.600 --> 0:29:08.520
<v Speaker 3>well known game.

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<v Speaker 1>Like pickleball, Like, yeah, I need So what else did

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<v Speaker 1>you do?

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<v Speaker 3>Seriously?

0:29:20.600 --> 0:29:23.760
<v Speaker 2>I really drink my colon is what I need to do.

0:29:23.560 --> 0:29:25.200
<v Speaker 2>What I need to hydrate my colon.

0:29:26.120 --> 0:29:27.240
<v Speaker 3>You need to hydrate your colon.

0:29:27.320 --> 0:29:29.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're speaking about hard poop.

0:29:29.280 --> 0:29:32.320
<v Speaker 3>And I'm like, well, how do you hydrate your colon

0:29:33.080 --> 0:29:39.360
<v Speaker 3>by drinking water? No? Yeah, when you hydrate, you hydrate everything.

0:29:40.440 --> 0:29:42.760
<v Speaker 3>I know. Well, is your poop hard?

0:29:43.320 --> 0:29:44.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it won't come out?

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<v Speaker 3>No kidding, That's why.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a problem.

0:29:50.200 --> 0:29:50.880
<v Speaker 3>It's a bummer.

0:29:52.680 --> 0:29:58.000
<v Speaker 2>Yes it is, I said problem, but it is a bummer.

0:29:58.240 --> 0:30:02.240
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Well, but you could fix it by by drinking

0:30:02.280 --> 0:30:04.280
<v Speaker 3>more water. I could.

0:30:05.280 --> 0:30:06.880
<v Speaker 2>Did you know my husband soon to be ex hus

0:30:06.920 --> 0:30:07.680
<v Speaker 2>When is Canadian?

0:30:08.080 --> 0:30:09.040
<v Speaker 3>No? From where?

0:30:09.280 --> 0:30:11.680
<v Speaker 2>Toronto? What part of Canada? Are you from?

0:30:11.720 --> 0:30:19.120
<v Speaker 3>Montreal? That's like saying San Francisco and Los Angeles, trying

0:30:19.120 --> 0:30:22.560
<v Speaker 3>to find there's a great deal of competition, And in

0:30:22.600 --> 0:30:29.240
<v Speaker 3>fact the competition was exaggerated when some years ago the

0:30:29.280 --> 0:30:34.440
<v Speaker 3>friendship Quebec where which is where Montreal is, the big city,

0:30:34.680 --> 0:30:41.240
<v Speaker 3>the province that Montreal is in, were voting to secede

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<v Speaker 3>from the Canadian Union. I don't think legally they could

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<v Speaker 3>have done it, but they were voting like it would

0:30:48.240 --> 0:30:55.600
<v Speaker 3>be like Texas leaving the America, And so a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of the English speaking Quebecers like my family fled a

0:31:03.000 --> 0:31:09.720
<v Speaker 3>brain drain to Toronto, and it left Montreal and environs

0:31:10.200 --> 0:31:15.320
<v Speaker 3>that much poorer because they were leaving and they came within.

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<v Speaker 3>I believe, if I remember correctly, one percent of the

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<v Speaker 3>vote difference between seceeding and not succeeding, and what happened

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<v Speaker 3>afterwards was really a basic too, in that almost half

0:31:26.360 --> 0:31:28.640
<v Speaker 3>the vote was four and a half the vote was against.

0:31:29.080 --> 0:31:34.560
<v Speaker 3>After that tiny margin voted to not secede. Very quickly

0:31:35.640 --> 0:31:42.959
<v Speaker 3>the tides of wanting to leave the union dissipated and

0:31:43.000 --> 0:31:45.400
<v Speaker 3>within a short while that was all gone. But there

0:31:45.440 --> 0:31:49.360
<v Speaker 3>was a real revolution going up going on in Canada,

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<v Speaker 3>where your husband was born during the time he was born.

0:31:52.920 --> 0:31:57.000
<v Speaker 3>He came sometime after I left Montreal. I graduated and

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<v Speaker 3>worked in Toronto for quite a way while, and then

0:32:02.360 --> 0:32:04.960
<v Speaker 3>came to the States and stayed here. But while the

0:32:05.000 --> 0:32:09.640
<v Speaker 3>time I was here, this near revolution was going on.

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<v Speaker 2>That's wild. And my husband I met in Ottawa, and

0:32:18.440 --> 0:32:20.320
<v Speaker 2>when we met, I went to Montreal.

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<v Speaker 3>I did three years in Ottawa, oh, really playing at

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<v Speaker 3>a theater, put it on the play week. It was

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<v Speaker 3>the only professional theater in Canada. I was a part

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<v Speaker 3>of it for three years.

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<v Speaker 2>Would it still be there?

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<v Speaker 3>The Canadian Repertory Theater this CRT, I don't think is

0:32:36.880 --> 0:32:44.959
<v Speaker 3>there any longer. But they used high school theaters to

0:32:45.000 --> 0:32:49.240
<v Speaker 3>put on the play. Oh and so somebody very smart,

0:32:49.680 --> 0:32:52.280
<v Speaker 3>the people at the head of the Canadian Repertory. The

0:32:52.560 --> 0:32:57.320
<v Speaker 3>CRT didn't own the theater. They probably rented a theater

0:32:57.680 --> 0:33:02.080
<v Speaker 3>by night when it wasn't being used from a high school.

0:33:02.360 --> 0:33:05.400
<v Speaker 3>And we they and I was a part of it

0:33:05.440 --> 0:33:08.400
<v Speaker 3>for three years, put on a play a week. Every

0:33:08.440 --> 0:33:10.680
<v Speaker 3>week we put on a different play. So we'd play

0:33:10.720 --> 0:33:13.080
<v Speaker 3>at night and rehearse during the day, put on the

0:33:13.080 --> 0:33:17.400
<v Speaker 3>next play the following Tuesday, I guess, and I got

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<v Speaker 3>it in theater there.

0:33:20.680 --> 0:33:22.280
<v Speaker 2>Do you want to do that again? You and me?

0:33:22.520 --> 0:33:25.520
<v Speaker 3>It was such hard work and such low play pay

0:33:25.680 --> 0:33:32.360
<v Speaker 3>that I probably went without meals at times in order

0:33:32.440 --> 0:33:36.160
<v Speaker 3>to go to a movie or or do something that

0:33:37.280 --> 0:33:40.760
<v Speaker 3>didn't pay the rent. I had the forty five dollars

0:33:40.840 --> 0:33:46.719
<v Speaker 3>check divided up into rent and food. And I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>It was very It was tough. It was a tough

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<v Speaker 3>three years.

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<v Speaker 2>But how amazing that every week you got to do

0:33:52.800 --> 0:33:55.800
<v Speaker 2>a different play. Yeah, that's really cool.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, with the really good directors and some nice production,

0:34:01.240 --> 0:34:04.200
<v Speaker 3>but it was at grounding for the years. Then when

0:34:04.240 --> 0:34:07.520
<v Speaker 3>I came to New York to do live television, it

0:34:07.560 --> 0:34:10.440
<v Speaker 3>was very much like putting on a play very quickly.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you ever get nervous in front of people?

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<v Speaker 3>Sure?

0:34:15.760 --> 0:34:17.720
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, let me rephrase that. Do you ever get nervous

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<v Speaker 2>on stage performing something that's live?

0:34:21.760 --> 0:34:25.640
<v Speaker 3>Tell you the key to not being nervous? Are you

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<v Speaker 3>when you meet somebody, I mean somebody on the air

0:34:30.640 --> 0:34:32.360
<v Speaker 3>to do this broadcast podcast?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm not. I'm not really as nervous. It's more

0:34:36.520 --> 0:34:38.800
<v Speaker 2>like in front of a lot of people, if there's

0:34:39.760 --> 0:34:40.240
<v Speaker 2>I think.

0:34:40.080 --> 0:34:42.440
<v Speaker 3>I will bet I can. Your audience is more than

0:34:42.480 --> 0:34:45.279
<v Speaker 3>three or four for the podcast, So although you're not

0:34:45.320 --> 0:34:47.600
<v Speaker 3>in front of them physically, you're in front of.

0:34:47.520 --> 0:34:48.440
<v Speaker 2>Them the physical.

0:34:48.480 --> 0:34:52.040
<v Speaker 3>For me, yeah, Well, to me, the key to not

0:34:52.080 --> 0:34:57.040
<v Speaker 3>being nervous about anything you're supposed to do is preparation.

0:34:58.080 --> 0:35:01.120
<v Speaker 3>If you prepare, if you get to know your guests

0:35:01.719 --> 0:35:06.799
<v Speaker 3>before you get here, and there, Uh peccadillos and uh

0:35:07.440 --> 0:35:12.120
<v Speaker 3>what the pi pickle dillo's exactly? Uh, in three jars,

0:35:12.400 --> 0:35:19.839
<v Speaker 3>but the peccadillos and three jars, And so if you're

0:35:19.880 --> 0:35:26.640
<v Speaker 3>prepared for the interview. You don't less than your nervousness

0:35:26.680 --> 0:35:30.080
<v Speaker 3>because you know what you've got to do right.

0:35:30.239 --> 0:35:32.960
<v Speaker 2>But it's only like if I'm on stage, if I

0:35:33.200 --> 0:35:36.360
<v Speaker 2>have to go present something like that, Well.

0:35:36.200 --> 0:35:38.839
<v Speaker 3>The same thing applies long as you know what to do,

0:35:39.480 --> 0:35:42.520
<v Speaker 3>long as you know your lines right, which is the

0:35:42.640 --> 0:35:45.920
<v Speaker 3>difficulty in acting, especially opening night.

0:35:47.600 --> 0:35:48.200
<v Speaker 2>This is true.

0:35:49.200 --> 0:35:51.839
<v Speaker 3>Have you done a play? I have, and you are

0:35:51.920 --> 0:35:52.560
<v Speaker 3>very nervous.

0:35:53.880 --> 0:35:56.120
<v Speaker 2>It was I think it ran for like six months.

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<v Speaker 2>Every single night I performed in Never Where were you play?

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<v Speaker 2>The Coronet Theater, Los Anega? And is it right near.

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<v Speaker 3>Here in at the Coronet Theater?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:36:08.640 --> 0:36:09.360
<v Speaker 3>What were you playing?

0:36:09.920 --> 0:36:11.320
<v Speaker 2>It was called Maybe Baby It's.

0:36:11.160 --> 0:36:13.840
<v Speaker 3>You and Maybe Baby It's You.

0:36:14.120 --> 0:36:15.520
<v Speaker 2>Maybe Baby It's You.

0:36:15.800 --> 0:36:16.560
<v Speaker 3>Was it a musical?

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<v Speaker 2>Partially? I did a little. It was like twelve different

0:36:21.520 --> 0:36:24.080
<v Speaker 2>vignettes and I played a different character. It was a

0:36:24.080 --> 0:36:28.520
<v Speaker 2>two person show and the writer co creator of the

0:36:28.520 --> 0:36:31.040
<v Speaker 2>project was also the lead. And that is where I

0:36:31.120 --> 0:36:35.720
<v Speaker 2>met my first husband. And yeah, it was all about

0:36:35.719 --> 0:36:40.239
<v Speaker 2>finding the one and yeah, and did you enjoy it?

0:36:40.480 --> 0:36:43.040
<v Speaker 2>I loved it. I loved it so much because it

0:36:43.080 --> 0:36:46.200
<v Speaker 2>was that instant gratification of knowing you know, sometimes when

0:36:46.239 --> 0:36:49.200
<v Speaker 2>we do TV or movies like, we have to rely

0:36:49.320 --> 0:36:52.560
<v Speaker 2>on how it tests or how you know, and people

0:36:52.600 --> 0:36:54.520
<v Speaker 2>showed up, They showed up and they loved it, and

0:36:54.520 --> 0:36:57.680
<v Speaker 2>you'd see the response right there. It was amazing.

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<v Speaker 3>Would you do it again?

0:37:01.080 --> 0:37:01.680
<v Speaker 2>I would?

0:37:03.520 --> 0:37:04.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:37:04.040 --> 0:37:08.640
<v Speaker 2>If I like you asking me that with you? The

0:37:08.680 --> 0:37:12.279
<v Speaker 2>next way, your next husband writes a play with brilliance.

0:37:13.880 --> 0:37:19.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you'll find a playwright that's young and handsome and viral.

0:37:21.760 --> 0:37:25.360
<v Speaker 2>And wait, why is he? How do you say viral?

0:37:25.680 --> 0:37:26.680
<v Speaker 3>Viral? Viral?

0:37:27.360 --> 0:37:28.799
<v Speaker 2>So your Canadian accent coming out?

0:37:29.280 --> 0:37:34.760
<v Speaker 3>Viral? Viral? Viral? Uh? Viral viral? Well you can say viral.

0:37:35.680 --> 0:37:36.879
<v Speaker 2>That's something else, isn't it.

0:37:37.440 --> 0:37:38.600
<v Speaker 3>What is that viral?

0:37:39.320 --> 0:37:43.920
<v Speaker 2>Like the kids would say, if a video on TikTok

0:37:44.000 --> 0:37:46.120
<v Speaker 2>it blew up, it went viral.

0:37:46.840 --> 0:37:53.240
<v Speaker 3>Oh, of course it has a it has electronics. Significant viral.

0:37:53.320 --> 0:37:54.359
<v Speaker 3>I have never thought of that.

0:37:54.680 --> 0:37:57.520
<v Speaker 2>But I'm fifty one, so I don't need a virile man.

0:37:58.640 --> 0:38:01.319
<v Speaker 3>What do you need a lack of daisical guy? No?

0:38:02.920 --> 0:38:08.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh? I thought? Viral meant yeah, wow, No.

0:38:09.920 --> 0:38:14.680
<v Speaker 3>That's what viral means. Viral is something else, right, So

0:38:15.000 --> 0:38:16.759
<v Speaker 3>viral maybe.

0:38:16.520 --> 0:38:18.240
<v Speaker 2>You can keep it up and perform.

0:38:18.400 --> 0:38:22.319
<v Speaker 3>That's that's a great deal to do with you.

0:38:22.400 --> 0:38:29.879
<v Speaker 2>Excuse me, excuse me, I expect me to keep that up.

0:38:30.320 --> 0:38:32.000
<v Speaker 3>I can barely keep up a conversation.

0:38:33.520 --> 0:38:36.040
<v Speaker 2>Well that's not true, and either is the other.

0:38:41.320 --> 0:38:45.880
<v Speaker 3>I'm joking anything for a laugh. I hope you're a

0:38:45.960 --> 0:38:51.120
<v Speaker 3>charming young lady who is the female version of viral?

0:38:51.960 --> 0:38:54.400
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so viral? Sorry? Sorry, really quick? Going back to

0:38:54.440 --> 0:38:59.560
<v Speaker 2>that viral means you can produce sperm.

0:38:59.120 --> 0:39:06.920
<v Speaker 3>To ferule means manly. Oh yeah, capable of doing manly

0:39:07.200 --> 0:39:08.560
<v Speaker 3>so called manly things.

0:39:09.040 --> 0:39:11.800
<v Speaker 2>I thought it was the masculine version of the female

0:39:12.120 --> 0:39:16.000
<v Speaker 2>fertile fertile. No, I used to be called fertile, myrtle.

0:39:16.239 --> 0:39:19.000
<v Speaker 3>Fertile merle. Well you were, weren't you? And you are

0:39:19.160 --> 0:39:19.840
<v Speaker 3>like a rabbit?

0:39:20.160 --> 0:39:21.720
<v Speaker 2>I know not anymore?

0:39:22.520 --> 0:39:23.160
<v Speaker 3>You fixed it?

0:39:24.040 --> 0:39:27.520
<v Speaker 2>No, I think I'm in menopause. Oh I think.

0:39:28.680 --> 0:39:35.240
<v Speaker 3>Do you have a hot flash only when you see porn?

0:39:36.320 --> 0:39:36.720
<v Speaker 2>Porn?

0:39:38.320 --> 0:39:42.080
<v Speaker 3>Hot flash? Well, are either eating a pickle or seeing porn?

0:39:42.360 --> 0:39:45.520
<v Speaker 3>You get your your wait.

0:39:45.560 --> 0:39:47.360
<v Speaker 2>I don't watch porn. Is that weird?

0:39:47.840 --> 0:39:48.040
<v Speaker 3>No?

0:39:48.040 --> 0:39:51.120
<v Speaker 2>No, I always tell boys I watch it, but I

0:39:51.120 --> 0:39:51.919
<v Speaker 2>don't watch it.

0:39:52.880 --> 0:39:56.640
<v Speaker 3>You don't watch porn? No, no, nor do I. You're

0:39:56.719 --> 0:39:57.200
<v Speaker 3>such a.

0:39:57.120 --> 0:39:59.399
<v Speaker 2>Liar, swear to God, to God.

0:39:59.480 --> 0:40:00.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, who's God?

0:40:04.760 --> 0:40:06.359
<v Speaker 2>Not Myrtle, not Margaret? Are there?

0:40:06.360 --> 0:40:06.719
<v Speaker 3>God is me?

0:40:06.840 --> 0:40:07.120
<v Speaker 2>Margaret?

0:40:07.120 --> 0:40:10.960
<v Speaker 3>Do you remember that book by Jenny I'm fertile and viral?

0:40:11.560 --> 0:40:20.640
<v Speaker 3>Is I think two different things?

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<v Speaker 2>All my children were I naturally had them, didn't try,

0:40:26.000 --> 0:40:28.600
<v Speaker 2>we just they came when they wanted to come. And

0:40:28.680 --> 0:40:31.080
<v Speaker 2>my last one, I got pregnant naturally at forty four.

0:40:31.160 --> 0:40:33.640
<v Speaker 2>I was told I was under five percent of women

0:40:33.680 --> 0:40:37.040
<v Speaker 2>that naturally. Yeah, so it could happen even though I'm

0:40:37.040 --> 0:40:40.080
<v Speaker 2>in menopause. I heard women can then get pregnant again.

0:40:41.960 --> 0:40:45.279
<v Speaker 3>I didn't know that there are cases that I know

0:40:45.360 --> 0:40:51.440
<v Speaker 3>of where women froze their eggs in advance of thinking

0:40:51.480 --> 0:40:55.400
<v Speaker 3>they may not have them at fifty when they might

0:40:55.440 --> 0:40:56.400
<v Speaker 3>want another child.

0:40:56.880 --> 0:40:59.480
<v Speaker 2>Right, I have frozen placenta, But I didn't freeze my eggs.

0:41:00.840 --> 0:41:04.960
<v Speaker 3>You froze the placenta that feeds the baby, didn't The

0:41:07.160 --> 0:41:08.440
<v Speaker 3>placenta isn't the.

0:41:08.440 --> 0:41:12.400
<v Speaker 2>Egg, it's the sack, correct, Right, I froze it.

0:41:13.760 --> 0:41:16.960
<v Speaker 1>Okay, No, no, no, don't worry.

0:41:17.000 --> 0:41:20.160
<v Speaker 3>It's no my information here.

0:41:20.400 --> 0:41:23.319
<v Speaker 2>You know it's nowhere near your pickles. It's in the

0:41:23.360 --> 0:41:24.640
<v Speaker 2>freezer in the garage.

0:41:24.880 --> 0:41:27.120
<v Speaker 3>In the garage. What are you gonna do with it

0:41:29.640 --> 0:41:30.640
<v Speaker 3>with your placenta?

0:41:31.840 --> 0:41:32.640
<v Speaker 2>Originally?

0:41:32.680 --> 0:41:35.040
<v Speaker 3>What was your intent? Uh?

0:41:36.080 --> 0:41:37.480
<v Speaker 2>We ate a little bit of it.

0:41:39.920 --> 0:41:41.160
<v Speaker 3>Raw pickled?

0:41:41.640 --> 0:41:44.720
<v Speaker 2>Uh, I should have pickled it. I mean it's real pickled.

0:41:45.000 --> 0:41:48.440
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. It's like Yeah, my husband at the

0:41:48.480 --> 0:41:50.080
<v Speaker 2>time he sawitated.

0:41:51.000 --> 0:41:51.800
<v Speaker 3>Are you serious?

0:41:51.880 --> 0:41:52.879
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? It was really good.

0:41:52.960 --> 0:41:55.719
<v Speaker 3>Actually, no, dear, that's kind of crazy. I mean I

0:41:55.719 --> 0:41:56.880
<v Speaker 3>think it's probably healthy.

0:41:57.160 --> 0:41:59.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean the baby lived on it.

0:41:59.600 --> 0:42:01.400
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but what was your intent?

0:42:02.200 --> 0:42:05.560
<v Speaker 2>Because you know what, I really don't know. I had

0:42:05.600 --> 0:42:07.520
<v Speaker 2>so many like friends in my ears saying, oh, it's

0:42:07.520 --> 0:42:09.839
<v Speaker 2>supposed to be good to put it back into your body.

0:42:10.840 --> 0:42:13.480
<v Speaker 3>And it goes to your stomach with all those acids.

0:42:15.560 --> 0:42:19.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know. I should look back into it though,

0:42:19.040 --> 0:42:22.160
<v Speaker 2>because maybe a good lacksative now because I need something.

0:42:22.160 --> 0:42:23.960
<v Speaker 2>You having trouble the water's not working.

0:42:26.680 --> 0:42:28.520
<v Speaker 3>So we have you tried ananema?

0:42:29.440 --> 0:42:30.040
<v Speaker 2>An enema?

0:42:30.320 --> 0:42:34.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:42:35.000 --> 0:42:35.280
<v Speaker 2>Yep?

0:42:36.200 --> 0:42:39.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Well how have you like? How? Oh?

0:42:39.960 --> 0:42:41.800
<v Speaker 2>Wait? How have I tried it? H Oh?

0:42:41.840 --> 0:42:45.759
<v Speaker 3>I mean I haven't What is your methodology? You haven't

0:42:45.760 --> 0:42:46.560
<v Speaker 3>tried a nanima?

0:42:46.960 --> 0:42:49.880
<v Speaker 2>No, I've tried an enema like before, anal sucks?

0:42:50.200 --> 0:42:50.799
<v Speaker 3>What?

0:42:50.800 --> 0:42:51.760
<v Speaker 2>What?

0:42:51.760 --> 0:42:54.920
<v Speaker 3>What? What did you just say? I tried it like

0:42:54.960 --> 0:42:55.440
<v Speaker 3>what I did.

0:42:55.560 --> 0:42:58.920
<v Speaker 2>Near the next phrase, I said, I've done an enema

0:42:59.080 --> 0:43:00.880
<v Speaker 2>like before anal sex.

0:43:01.760 --> 0:43:08.520
<v Speaker 3>Oh really? Is that did that work? Yeah? Yeah, listen

0:43:08.560 --> 0:43:10.520
<v Speaker 3>to me. I'm going to ask you an intimate question

0:43:10.600 --> 0:43:12.839
<v Speaker 3>and you don't feel like answer it. I mean, this

0:43:12.880 --> 0:43:17.040
<v Speaker 3>is your show. What pleasure is there in anal sex?

0:43:18.280 --> 0:43:18.960
<v Speaker 2>I love it?

0:43:20.480 --> 0:43:25.000
<v Speaker 3>You love it? Then continue your enemas and your level

0:43:25.040 --> 0:43:27.720
<v Speaker 3>of really blow it out.

0:43:30.719 --> 0:43:32.880
<v Speaker 2>I haven't done it a lot. I'm not sorry.

0:43:33.080 --> 0:43:36.680
<v Speaker 3>No, but you want to do more with the well now.

0:43:36.640 --> 0:43:41.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm getting divorced, so with the right human Well, of course, yeah,

0:43:41.719 --> 0:43:45.040
<v Speaker 2>I actually enjoy it.

0:43:45.280 --> 0:43:48.759
<v Speaker 3>Wow, what do you What do you enjoy about it?

0:43:48.840 --> 0:43:50.880
<v Speaker 3>Because you don't have the nerve ends down there?

0:43:52.200 --> 0:43:54.760
<v Speaker 2>Yes? Yes, Well, something's connecting?

0:43:55.680 --> 0:44:01.000
<v Speaker 3>Well, I how because the you know, we know the

0:44:01.040 --> 0:44:07.200
<v Speaker 3>anatomy of female, the nerve endings are obvious there in front,

0:44:07.400 --> 0:44:10.399
<v Speaker 3>and then there is some connection. I'm no, I don't

0:44:10.400 --> 0:44:11.720
<v Speaker 3>think there is a connection.

0:44:12.280 --> 0:44:19.759
<v Speaker 2>In the tint. What's that piece of skin between the Oh?

0:44:19.880 --> 0:44:25.880
<v Speaker 3>Yes, m there there is that separation of the anus

0:44:26.239 --> 0:44:29.759
<v Speaker 3>and the vagina, right, yes, and you're talking about the

0:44:29.760 --> 0:44:36.120
<v Speaker 3>space in between. Yes, and that's very sexual for you.

0:44:39.880 --> 0:44:44.560
<v Speaker 2>Yes, oh, no, you said, yes. Oh no, Now I

0:44:44.560 --> 0:44:48.080
<v Speaker 2>have to realign my where my anatomy is. So if

0:44:48.120 --> 0:44:52.680
<v Speaker 2>it goes in here, it's it's touching something that feels good.

0:44:52.880 --> 0:44:56.880
<v Speaker 3>Okay, that's that's really all that matters. It's touching something

0:44:57.239 --> 0:45:03.160
<v Speaker 3>that feels good. That's wild. Dare I go further? Yeah?

0:45:04.640 --> 0:45:09.480
<v Speaker 3>Can you orgasm?

0:45:09.560 --> 0:45:15.800
<v Speaker 2>Hmm, that's a whole other, No challenge.

0:45:15.400 --> 0:45:17.759
<v Speaker 3>No, sweetheart, that's the same. It's part of the same,

0:45:17.800 --> 0:45:26.000
<v Speaker 3>whole thing, same whole thing. Better use another word. It's

0:45:26.040 --> 0:45:30.000
<v Speaker 3>the same. It's part of the whole act of making love.

0:45:30.800 --> 0:45:38.799
<v Speaker 3>Is your orgasm is vitally important, critically important? Yeah? Do

0:45:38.880 --> 0:45:44.760
<v Speaker 3>you orgasm all the time? No? So do you organize

0:45:44.880 --> 0:45:47.600
<v Speaker 3>organized orgasm? Only part of it? In a small part

0:45:47.600 --> 0:45:51.520
<v Speaker 3>of the time. I mean, how in the in ten

0:45:52.400 --> 0:45:57.080
<v Speaker 3>meanings of making love? How many times will you have orgasm?

0:45:57.760 --> 0:45:59.440
<v Speaker 2>Wait that I said that I did, or that I did.

0:46:00.640 --> 0:46:04.480
<v Speaker 3>I'm interested because you don't orgasm very much. Now, okay,

0:46:04.960 --> 0:46:09.040
<v Speaker 3>so if we were to say ten sessions of love, yes,

0:46:10.000 --> 0:46:15.239
<v Speaker 3>of those ten sessions, how many times would you have orgasm? None? One?

0:46:15.640 --> 0:46:18.160
<v Speaker 2>Ten orgasm?

0:46:18.320 --> 0:46:22.120
<v Speaker 3>How a full or well what it described to me?

0:46:22.200 --> 0:46:23.040
<v Speaker 3>A full orgasm?

0:46:24.200 --> 0:46:27.880
<v Speaker 2>I think that there's two different types of orgasms, okay,

0:46:28.719 --> 0:46:30.520
<v Speaker 2>like a vaginal and a clatoral.

0:46:30.600 --> 0:46:33.680
<v Speaker 3>Correct, I don't think apparently would.

0:46:33.440 --> 0:46:34.359
<v Speaker 2>Be an anal one.

0:46:34.440 --> 0:46:38.279
<v Speaker 3>I don't know, right, so there are three? No, I

0:46:38.280 --> 0:46:42.880
<v Speaker 3>think it's all one. It's all the explosion of those

0:46:42.920 --> 0:46:47.360
<v Speaker 3>nerve endings that have been if you excuse the expression

0:46:47.800 --> 0:46:53.040
<v Speaker 3>titillated to the degree necessary to cause an orgasm. I

0:46:53.160 --> 0:46:56.600
<v Speaker 3>think there's only one type of orgasm, but there are

0:46:57.400 --> 0:47:01.680
<v Speaker 3>many ways of achieving that orgasm coming from the same source.

0:47:05.360 --> 0:47:06.680
<v Speaker 2>I challenge you on this.

0:47:07.080 --> 0:47:11.920
<v Speaker 3>I'm not sure on the female anatomy either. I'm not sure,

0:47:12.480 --> 0:47:15.120
<v Speaker 3>but from things I've read and people I've talked.

0:47:14.880 --> 0:47:18.839
<v Speaker 2>To, not the porn, you see, because you don't watch porn,

0:47:18.960 --> 0:47:19.239
<v Speaker 2>just like.

0:47:19.560 --> 0:47:22.040
<v Speaker 3>No, we don't want Well, there's no reason why not

0:47:22.080 --> 0:47:25.200
<v Speaker 3>to watch porn, is there. It's not against the law

0:47:25.320 --> 0:47:26.000
<v Speaker 3>or anything like that.

0:47:26.120 --> 0:47:27.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh, absolutely not.

0:47:27.120 --> 0:47:28.200
<v Speaker 3>So why don't you watch porn?

0:47:29.320 --> 0:47:32.200
<v Speaker 2>Because they typically have five kids around me at all time?

0:47:32.360 --> 0:47:37.279
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, that'll make a difference. Yeah, but aren't they

0:47:37.480 --> 0:47:39.400
<v Speaker 3>go to sleep? And can't you turn your TV on?

0:47:41.800 --> 0:47:42.520
<v Speaker 2>I don't think so.

0:47:42.840 --> 0:47:47.400
<v Speaker 3>Can you cause your own orgasm? Can you masturbate? Yes? Okay,

0:47:47.440 --> 0:47:49.719
<v Speaker 3>So where are you masturbating.

0:47:49.160 --> 0:47:52.719
<v Speaker 2>To What am I masturbating.

0:47:52.200 --> 0:47:54.920
<v Speaker 3>To physically on your body?

0:47:55.560 --> 0:47:57.600
<v Speaker 2>What are you touching my finger?

0:47:58.400 --> 0:48:02.000
<v Speaker 3>Yes? And what's on the other end of your finger? Uh?

0:48:03.840 --> 0:48:05.760
<v Speaker 2>You're most everyone clip?

0:48:06.000 --> 0:48:09.560
<v Speaker 3>Yes? Okay? Is that where you're just whispered into the

0:48:09.680 --> 0:48:18.719
<v Speaker 3>microphone so nobody would hear my clit? Okay? So so

0:48:18.760 --> 0:48:21.600
<v Speaker 3>what a minute? So you masturbatee and you're and you're

0:48:21.600 --> 0:48:26.360
<v Speaker 3>touching your clitter is right? Correct, that's the source of

0:48:26.400 --> 0:48:27.160
<v Speaker 3>your orgasm.

0:48:27.320 --> 0:48:27.760
<v Speaker 2>Correct?

0:48:28.400 --> 0:48:36.600
<v Speaker 3>So everything else is touching or disturbing or prova everything physical.

0:48:37.000 --> 0:48:40.919
<v Speaker 3>There are ways of achieving climax without touching it all.

0:48:41.600 --> 0:48:44.480
<v Speaker 3>But that which you touch is your clitteress, isn't it.

0:48:45.920 --> 0:48:48.479
<v Speaker 2>I'm way more interested how you reach a climax without

0:48:48.480 --> 0:48:49.040
<v Speaker 2>touching at all?

0:48:50.719 --> 0:48:52.720
<v Speaker 3>But yes, well, touching with your finger.

0:48:54.320 --> 0:48:55.399
<v Speaker 2>I thought you meant right, like.

0:48:57.280 --> 0:49:02.520
<v Speaker 3>Or vibrator thing the extension of your finger.

0:49:02.640 --> 0:49:05.200
<v Speaker 2>But I was wondering if what you were saying is

0:49:05.520 --> 0:49:09.440
<v Speaker 2>that sometimes one can climax without any touching at all.

0:49:09.520 --> 0:49:10.320
<v Speaker 3>That's what I'm saying.

0:49:10.480 --> 0:49:12.040
<v Speaker 2>How is that possible.

0:49:12.480 --> 0:49:16.479
<v Speaker 3>Because the excitation of your imagination has reached the nerve

0:49:16.560 --> 0:49:17.799
<v Speaker 3>endings of your.

0:49:17.800 --> 0:49:21.920
<v Speaker 2>Glitteris you just blew my mind?

0:49:22.280 --> 0:49:24.680
<v Speaker 3>Well? You had an orgasm of the mind.

0:49:25.480 --> 0:49:26.359
<v Speaker 2>I like that kind.

0:49:27.320 --> 0:49:31.479
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but the other's much more fulfilling. No, no, not necessarily. Yeah,

0:49:31.640 --> 0:49:37.120
<v Speaker 3>I don't know. After fifty maybe not. And I'm ninety

0:49:37.160 --> 0:49:38.880
<v Speaker 3>three and you making fun of mirror yourself?

0:49:39.760 --> 0:49:41.520
<v Speaker 2>What are you making fun of mirror yourself?

0:49:42.520 --> 0:49:46.120
<v Speaker 3>Uh no, no, not talking about me. I'm hidden in shadow.

0:49:47.120 --> 0:49:52.560
<v Speaker 3>I'm wearing black, so are you, by the way, I am. Well,

0:49:52.560 --> 0:49:59.120
<v Speaker 3>that's really fascinating. The fact anal thing is is I

0:49:59.640 --> 0:50:02.360
<v Speaker 3>know a lot of people do yes and and and

0:50:03.640 --> 0:50:06.680
<v Speaker 3>arrive at satisfaction. I'm not quite sure.

0:50:07.040 --> 0:50:11.680
<v Speaker 2>Never been your thing. No, no, no giving, not.

0:50:13.440 --> 0:50:16.879
<v Speaker 3>Giving or taking upper. You're what do they call it?

0:50:17.160 --> 0:50:22.879
<v Speaker 3>Your upper or lower? On top? Your top or bottom? Yeah, no,

0:50:23.120 --> 0:50:25.000
<v Speaker 3>it never occurred to me to do any of that.

0:50:25.320 --> 0:50:28.799
<v Speaker 2>I top from the bottom. You will I top from

0:50:28.840 --> 0:50:31.920
<v Speaker 2>the bottom.

0:50:31.960 --> 0:50:37.400
<v Speaker 3>You can't do that. You're a bottom. Well, you've only

0:50:37.680 --> 0:50:43.520
<v Speaker 3>You've only got the receptacle. You're being literal, Well, yes,

0:50:43.760 --> 0:50:44.840
<v Speaker 3>aren't you?

0:50:44.880 --> 0:50:49.279
<v Speaker 2>No, not really, I'm citorious.

0:50:55.680 --> 0:50:57.160
<v Speaker 3>I just got to go down with one of the

0:50:57.160 --> 0:51:04.360
<v Speaker 3>weirder this bay, this bab historic, it's twee.

0:51:08.400 --> 0:51:11.480
<v Speaker 2>I could talk about sex all day long. So I'm

0:51:11.520 --> 0:51:13.799
<v Speaker 2>not Matt Well just went there.

0:51:14.320 --> 0:51:17.319
<v Speaker 3>I hope some people just break away to watch one

0:51:17.360 --> 0:51:19.520
<v Speaker 3>of the shows that I'm doing, or play one of

0:51:19.520 --> 0:51:21.719
<v Speaker 3>the albums I've got, and then come back to this.

0:51:22.239 --> 0:51:23.080
<v Speaker 3>It's hysterical.

0:51:23.400 --> 0:51:25.920
<v Speaker 2>Yes, it'll be like the little like vignettes in between.

0:51:26.040 --> 0:51:30.320
<v Speaker 2>It's like the not the mouse boush, but the palate cleanser.

0:51:30.400 --> 0:51:31.080
<v Speaker 2>What is that called?

0:51:31.320 --> 0:51:34.600
<v Speaker 3>Amuse bh? Is good? But then your amused bush is

0:51:34.600 --> 0:51:35.880
<v Speaker 3>different about what we're talking about.

0:51:38.600 --> 0:51:45.080
<v Speaker 2>Yes, apparently, because I really believe there's two types of organisms,

0:51:48.239 --> 0:51:51.680
<v Speaker 2>two sets of what orgasms? One in the bush? No, oh,

0:51:51.920 --> 0:51:56.520
<v Speaker 2>that'd be different, one in the bush, and I guess

0:51:56.560 --> 0:51:57.480
<v Speaker 2>one of the tush. I don't know.

0:51:58.280 --> 0:52:00.960
<v Speaker 3>Well, you know because you've suffered, you've you've gone through it,

0:52:01.000 --> 0:52:01.840
<v Speaker 3>you've delighted.

0:52:02.200 --> 0:52:04.960
<v Speaker 2>Did you say suffer almost well you almost well suffer,

0:52:05.120 --> 0:52:06.160
<v Speaker 2>can be.

0:52:06.000 --> 0:52:08.839
<v Speaker 3>Uh, can be static? Yes?

0:52:08.920 --> 0:52:13.480
<v Speaker 2>Yes, okay, I understand, Yeah, I understand. Wow, this is

0:52:13.640 --> 0:52:14.600
<v Speaker 2>really interesting.

0:52:15.000 --> 0:52:19.680
<v Speaker 3>You know what I know nothing pickles.

0:52:19.800 --> 0:52:24.280
<v Speaker 2>Pickles are made with vinegar, and vinegar is a very

0:52:24.480 --> 0:52:28.640
<v Speaker 2>good enema, like a douche as well. And you were

0:52:28.680 --> 0:52:31.480
<v Speaker 2>asking me if I'm so dehydrated that maybe have I

0:52:31.600 --> 0:52:34.879
<v Speaker 2>used it? Yes, just bring it back around you would

0:52:34.920 --> 0:52:35.319
<v Speaker 2>do the same.

0:52:35.520 --> 0:52:38.440
<v Speaker 3>We're good. Yeah, well it's been a delight.

0:52:38.600 --> 0:52:41.319
<v Speaker 2>It has been a delight. Before I go, I just

0:52:41.400 --> 0:52:43.080
<v Speaker 2>have to bring up because people would be like, that's

0:52:43.120 --> 0:52:46.240
<v Speaker 2>really weird that we have actually been on camera together twice.

0:52:47.640 --> 0:52:53.279
<v Speaker 3>I remember you as this little blonde kid. Was it

0:52:53.320 --> 0:52:53.880
<v Speaker 3>on hooker?

0:52:54.160 --> 0:52:54.560
<v Speaker 2>It was?

0:52:55.440 --> 0:52:56.319
<v Speaker 3>And what did you do?

0:52:57.200 --> 0:53:00.760
<v Speaker 2>So? Uh, now it's a different time. It was nineteen

0:53:00.800 --> 0:53:03.160
<v Speaker 2>eighty four, so I have to say now I was

0:53:03.280 --> 0:53:06.880
<v Speaker 2>a nomad. I was what am I supposed to say

0:53:07.480 --> 0:53:11.839
<v Speaker 2>or because we can't say the G word, but I was. Yeah,

0:53:12.040 --> 0:53:16.279
<v Speaker 2>I was avenging my uncle's dad and I wanted to

0:53:16.360 --> 0:53:17.800
<v Speaker 2>kill his.

0:53:18.040 --> 0:53:20.560
<v Speaker 3>But I do remember this. Here's a picture for you

0:53:21.360 --> 0:53:24.080
<v Speaker 3>outside of Warner Brothers, which it was at the time,

0:53:24.480 --> 0:53:27.560
<v Speaker 3>there was a telephone booth and I don't know why

0:53:27.640 --> 0:53:30.560
<v Speaker 3>I was in the telephone booth, but I called your

0:53:30.600 --> 0:53:34.000
<v Speaker 3>father to report on how good you were.

0:53:34.360 --> 0:53:34.680
<v Speaker 2>Really.

0:53:34.960 --> 0:53:38.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he was delighted to hear from me. Why was

0:53:38.080 --> 0:53:41.359
<v Speaker 3>I in that telephone booth? Why did I you know,

0:53:41.040 --> 0:53:44.200
<v Speaker 3>I have no recognize there's been many years, but I

0:53:44.239 --> 0:53:47.759
<v Speaker 3>have a picture of it being evening the shoot was over.

0:53:48.360 --> 0:53:50.439
<v Speaker 3>I was in the telephone booth and I had called

0:53:50.480 --> 0:53:53.799
<v Speaker 3>your dad to say how wonderful you were, thank you.

0:53:54.320 --> 0:53:59.520
<v Speaker 2>It was. I loved that experience. And I remember I

0:53:59.600 --> 0:54:03.000
<v Speaker 2>remember we were doing a rehearsal and it was a

0:54:03.040 --> 0:54:05.040
<v Speaker 2>walk and talk and we're going to get it in one.

0:54:05.719 --> 0:54:08.960
<v Speaker 2>And I didn't know at the time that when an

0:54:09.000 --> 0:54:13.399
<v Speaker 2>actor in the scene says line that they're asking script supervisor,

0:54:13.440 --> 0:54:16.960
<v Speaker 2>you know what's the line? And I was eleven, so

0:54:17.040 --> 0:54:19.759
<v Speaker 2>I like had all the lines memorized, and you had

0:54:19.880 --> 0:54:23.080
<v Speaker 2>called out line and I turned and said the line

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<v Speaker 2>to you.

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<v Speaker 3>My line.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my entire career.

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<v Speaker 2>I've always been shamed about that for myself because I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, oh my gosh, gosh, William Shanner, like I

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<v Speaker 2>said a line I didn't know. I thought you were

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<v Speaker 2>asking me what the line was.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, for goodness sake, and you've carried that with you

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<v Speaker 3>the whole time, the whole time. It would have been

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<v Speaker 3>the most charming. I mean hearing you and I don't

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<v Speaker 3>remember the incident, but that would have been the most

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<v Speaker 3>charming thing that could have happened this young this is

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<v Speaker 3>eleven years as old you, sir, Your line is you

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<v Speaker 3>know I have a vaginal.

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<v Speaker 2>Explosion day we would be I was eleven and yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we'd be talking about orgasm tickets. And then we did

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<v Speaker 2>a Christmas movie called a Carol Christmas and you were

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<v Speaker 2>the Ghost of Christmas Presents, and once again I loved

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<v Speaker 2>working with you, but it was a whole different experience.

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<v Speaker 2>We were friends and we got to hang out. I

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<v Speaker 2>remember seeing on a golf car talking in between takes,

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<v Speaker 2>and I still to this day I say, I'm fifty one.

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<v Speaker 2>But anyone I've ever worked with, I've never to this

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<v Speaker 2>day seen anyone hit a mark like you do. No dribble,

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<v Speaker 2>no dribble. It was unreal.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow. Well it's an acquired art, I guess.

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<v Speaker 2>It is, and so is an anal orgasm. So we

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<v Speaker 2>each bring something to the table.

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<v Speaker 3>So everybody bring hits has to hit their mark.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there you go.