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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentstice, is the moment you've waited for. The

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Speaker 1: Jewil Show is here, and get your butt at the

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Speaker 1: front door. We are super villains ready to overtake the

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Speaker 1: world and we're gonna do it in style. It's time

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Speaker 1: for the best readio you've heard in a while, The

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Speaker 1: Jewels Show. And welcome back to the Jewel Show. I'm

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Speaker 1: Dirk Werkelburger, and it's time for America's favorite game show,

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Speaker 1: What's in the Box. Everybody knows this game show. It's,

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Speaker 1: like I said, the world's most popular game show that

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Speaker 1: we always play at this time, that we've never played

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Speaker 1: on this show before. We're gonna play it right now

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Speaker 1: and say that we always do it at this time,

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Speaker 1: and it's called What's in the Box? What's in the Box?

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Speaker 1: What's the boxing? I got a lot of box sound effects.

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Speaker 1: That's one from the movie seven Oh, What's in the Box?

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Speaker 1: And if you're asking what what's in the boxes? It's

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Speaker 1: quite simple. All we do is we have a box

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Speaker 1: with a mystery item in it, and either Alex Fresh

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Speaker 1: or English Heaven will close their eyes, reach into the box,

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Speaker 1: put their hand on whatever's in there, and try to

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Speaker 1: see if they can guess what's in them? Really out

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Speaker 1: of the loop in this joke. Okay, real quick, before

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Speaker 1: we begin, I'm going to get just like one's disposal

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Speaker 1: masks and put over your eyes so one moment. Playing

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Speaker 1: so blindfolded even sounds good. Um, there is no prize

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Speaker 1: for anybody if they get it right or wrong. It's

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Speaker 1: just fun to have people guess what's in the right

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Speaker 1: and the prize, I guess is for you listening to

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Speaker 1: hear English Evan and Alex squirm as they put their

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Speaker 1: hand in the box and try to figure out what

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Speaker 1: it is while they're blindfolded. So here we go. Okay,

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Speaker 1: English Evan, are you ready to guess? I am what

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna jump right back. You're gonna have to hand

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Speaker 1: him this box. Okay, here we go. If you're paying

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Speaker 1: it in the home of playing What's in the Box?

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Speaker 1: It's the first time I've ever played this game on

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Speaker 1: the show, but we always played on the show at

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Speaker 1: this time. And English seven is blindfolded right now, and

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Speaker 1: he's about to reach inside feel what's in the box

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Speaker 1: if he gets it right, he doesn't win a single thing,

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Speaker 1: all right, English seven. He's opened the box and now

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Speaker 1: he's about to place his hand in. I'm reaching into

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Speaker 1: the box. Oh, that's gross whatever, it's wet. It's wet.

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Speaker 1: Whatever you're open Pandora's box. What does it feel like

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Speaker 1: other than west grab it? I'll tell you what it

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Speaker 1: feels like, which I'm grossed out that I'm touching it

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Speaker 1: so much. It feels like a satsuma or an orange. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's delicious. Yeah. Oh, but now it's opened up, it's something.

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Speaker 1: Yea is this tampon? It? Definitely is. It's got a string.

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Speaker 1: I feel a string. Is that what it is? Is? Yes? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Why is it wet? Um? Because I soaked it in water? Okay,

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Speaker 1: compet it down now, yes you can. I'm surprised you

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Speaker 1: were able to guess that so quickly. I it was

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Speaker 1: a string that gave it away. Again, we're playing What's

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Speaker 1: in the ball. That was the first round of What's

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Speaker 1: in the Box. It's time for round two of What's

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Speaker 1: in the box. It's the game where we guess what's

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Speaker 1: in a box. If you're just joining us English, Evan

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Speaker 1: just got blindfolded and put his hand in a box

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Speaker 1: to see what the mystery item was and the mystery

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Speaker 1: item was a tampon that had been soaked in water

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Speaker 1: by Alex Fresh and now English. Evan has the box

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Speaker 1: in front of him that is filled with something, and

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Speaker 1: it's Alex Fresh astern to guess little box. All right,

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Speaker 1: Alex opened the boxing your hand. Okay, it feels like

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Speaker 1: then you put a handicap parking plackers just like then

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Speaker 1: what's in the box, Alex freshmember I said, there is

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Speaker 1: no prize if you get it right, except in this instance.

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Speaker 1: Congratulations to Alex and Jewel Fresh. You just want a

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Speaker 1: handicap parking placker so you can park front row anywhere.

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Speaker 1: That's what was in the box today. Tune in next

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Speaker 1: time when we play What's in the Bad We play

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Speaker 1: it every single time. At this time, this is the

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Speaker 1: first time we played it on the show, and we

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Speaker 1: might never play it again, but who knows. You might

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Speaker 1: tune in some time because we have a bunch of

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Speaker 1: box sound effects to use and we might play it again.

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Speaker 1: You are welcome, and remember, if you want to follow

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Speaker 1: the show, you can on TikTok and Instagram. At the

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Speaker 1: Jewils Show, you can follow all of us online. I'm

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Speaker 1: at Jewil Fresh, I'm at that dreas. I'm at Evan

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Speaker 1: on the radio the Jubil Show on demand. It's another

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Speaker 1: Jubil phone Frame Mornings. That's twenties. Hello, my name is

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Speaker 1: Ted Thibidoo and I'm calling from Music. I was looking

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Speaker 1: for Ricky. Yeah, this is him. Well, hello, Ricky, how

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Speaker 1: is your day going. I'm just calling you to give

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Speaker 1: you a little update on drum sit that y head

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Speaker 1: dropped off, he did? I guess you have the heads

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Speaker 1: are placed on it. Sick, sick. How's how's my dad?

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Speaker 1: How's my dad? I'm sorry, I am not calling from

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Speaker 1: a hospital or anything like that. I don't deal with children,

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Speaker 1: a babe. I did not know my kidd my drum

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Speaker 1: kit bro, how's my kid? How's my would you imagine that?

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Speaker 1: I am so sorry about that. I was misunderstanding at first.

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Speaker 1: I thought you said baby like you thought maybe I

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Speaker 1: was calling from some sort of maternity ward to let

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Speaker 1: you know that, Hey, the baby is born, congratulations, And

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Speaker 1: I don't know anything about no babies and that, and

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Speaker 1: then I guess the drum is probably your baby, and

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Speaker 1: that's why he said it like that. I do have

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Speaker 1: some unfortunate news about the drum set though, I'm so sorry, unfortunate.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean? What do you mean unfortunate? Man? Well,

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Speaker 1: I am so sorry, but something happened here. I know

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Speaker 1: you dropped off your drums to have some repairs done,

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Speaker 1: some tune ups and things like that. Now, I don't

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Speaker 1: do anything with the actual music or the instruments. That's

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Speaker 1: my employees to work on it. But I am the owner,

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Speaker 1: and it's been escalated to me that I should call

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Speaker 1: set is gone, and I am so sorry. What do

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Speaker 1: you mean? Did you killed my kid? What you talk? Okay?

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Speaker 1: So well, No, nobody murdered technically your drum set. That's

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Speaker 1: sort of a figure speech that I use when something

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Speaker 1: drum city is dead, that drum set is gone. That

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Speaker 1: drum said is no longer a problem? Definitely not. No,

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Speaker 1: I did not say I did not sell your drum set.

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Speaker 1: Where is it? It has been sold. My employee, Charles

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Speaker 1: sold it. I did not sell it, but he accidentally

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Speaker 1: guess because somebody wanted it so bad they paid I guess,

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Speaker 1: double the price of what you probably paid for it.

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Speaker 1: So unfortunately we had to sell it to that person.

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Speaker 1: And now that drum said it is no longer a

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Speaker 1: problem mind. That drum set is dead. That drum set

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Speaker 1: is gone, and I'm so sorry. Man, that's one of us.

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Speaker 1: That's one of one. What the hell? And I am

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Speaker 1: so sorry about that. That is one of one. And

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Speaker 1: I am very angry. And don't worry about that. The

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Speaker 1: employee that sold your drum set, man taking it dead

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Speaker 1: and gone, is gonna be reprimanded firmly. I promise you

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Speaker 1: that I'm gonna come down there and I'm gonna beat

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Speaker 1: it out of them. Bro. Well I hope you wouldn't

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Speaker 1: do that. But as long as you're not punching me

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Speaker 1: in the face, you punch whoever you want, Okay. I

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Speaker 1: can't control your fists. I just ask that they not

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Speaker 1: is dead and gone, and I'm so sorry. Like I said,

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Speaker 1: that drum set is dead and gone. It's not dead

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Speaker 1: and gone, bro. You sold it. You sold it. That

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Speaker 1: is correct, and it's dead and gone. Now we need

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Speaker 1: to move forward. Would you like a flute in exchange?

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Speaker 1: Who did you sell it too? So I can go

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Speaker 1: get it back and then I can come down there

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Speaker 1: well everyone in the store. I would be more than

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Speaker 1: heard back though on if if a flute would be

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Speaker 1: a reasonable exchange and a reasonable way to say that,

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Speaker 1: take that flute and you can shove it up. That

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Speaker 1: something I don't want to do, so I'm just gonna

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Speaker 1: take its prank. Phone called then that drum said is

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Speaker 1: not dead and gone, And I'd appreciate if he didn't

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Speaker 1: take a flute and put it where the sun don't

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Speaker 1: shine on me? At least? Why not to move? What

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Speaker 1: I mean, if the right mode, it was the right time.

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Speaker 1: Maybe what's happening right now? Oh what's happening is this

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Speaker 1: is actually Jewil from the Jewil Show doing a phone

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Speaker 1: prank on you and your bandmate Chart set you up there.

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Speaker 1: He says that I'm that you love your drum set

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Speaker 1: and you just took it in to be tuned up,

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Speaker 1: and he wanted me to tell you I sold it

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Speaker 1: so that drum state is not dead, That drum state

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Speaker 1: is not gone. I am not sorry. I'm gonna I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna smash this v I'm gonna smash his guitar. We'll

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Speaker 1: see how how even we are? Then that was tough man,

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Speaker 1: when we go in and tell that guitar is dead

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Speaker 1: and gone. Right after wake up every morning with Jubil

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Speaker 1: phone pranks the Jewbil Show on demand, it's time four

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Speaker 1: of the Roses. Morgan is on the phone today for

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Speaker 1: a War of the Roses to catch cheater, and she

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Speaker 1: thinks that her boyfriend of nine months might be seeing

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Speaker 1: someone else. Why yeah, let's let her tell it. Hey Morgan,

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Speaker 1: thank you for your email. U sorry I have to

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Speaker 1: come on the show like this, But you think your

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Speaker 1: boyfriend might be cheating on you? Yeah? So I was

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Speaker 1: playing a game on his song and Facebook notification popped

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Speaker 1: up and I accidentally clipped it accidentally? Sure, yeah, did

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Speaker 1: you do it on purpose? Can be honest? All right? Yeah? Maybe? Okay?

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Speaker 1: But it wasn't his profile. It was like a different profile.

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Speaker 1: It didn't take me to the one that you know.

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Speaker 1: I am friends with it. I'm in a relationship with

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Speaker 1: like a secret profile. Oh he's got another account. Yeah. Wow,

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Speaker 1: is it under his name? No, it's not. It's under

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Speaker 1: some kind of alias name. I mean that's like a

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Speaker 1: troll account. A lot of people have troll accounts, even

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Speaker 1: pronounce it. So did you confront him about it? No?

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Speaker 1: here we go, Hello, Hi, this is perfect calling from Netflix.

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Speaker 1: And we notice that you watch a lot of superhero movies. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: your review. As for the flowers, I can get those

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Speaker 1: for sure. Can I write you are my Luke fucks

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Speaker 1: anything but keep loving you. I promise I'll talk to

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Speaker 1: Do you understand what that means? James? Yeah, I think

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Speaker 1: kill this guy, man that take care. Yeah. The Jewels

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Speaker 1: shows were of the roses. The Jewels Show on demand

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Speaker 1: Jewils dirty little secret. Wait, stop, Richard, don't go anywhere. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's time for your dirty little secret. It's a Jewels show.

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Speaker 1: who I was just talking to, is one of the

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Speaker 1: producers on the show, and he was walking through the

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Speaker 1: studio and I stopped him real quick because I couldn't

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Speaker 1: think of an anonymous nickname. So, Richard, do you have

425
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Speaker 1: an anonymous nickname for the caller that's on the phone

426
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Speaker 1: to tell us a dirty little secret? The clown, Bozo

427
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Speaker 1: the clown. All right, Bozo the clown is on the

428
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Speaker 1: Thank you, Richard. All right, Bozo the clown. What's up?

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Speaker 1: How are you? Bozo the clown? You couldn't give me

430
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Speaker 1: James Bond or something? Hey, Richard's choice. I don't believe

431
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Speaker 1: we haven't used. Actually, he is complaining about his name,

432
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Speaker 1: bo So what you're doing, you're tell that's a dirty

433
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:03,600
Speaker 1: little secret. You know. Okay, you don't choose your name,

434
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Speaker 1: but I'll give it to you. James Bond, go ahead,

435
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Speaker 1: James Bond. Okay, Well, my my dirty I wish I

436
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,520
Speaker 1: could kind of conceal my voice a little bit, but

437
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:18,160
Speaker 1: my dirty little secret is said, my wife is always

438
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:23,639
Speaker 1: talking down to me and has been like forever. O. Well,

439
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:26,720
Speaker 1: I mean that's that's I'm giving you the prelude. I

440
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:30,800
Speaker 1: call her queen condescending and and what I've been doing

441
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:33,600
Speaker 1: to kind of make myself feel better about it is

442
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:40,600
Speaker 1: go online and chatting up women in chat rooms. You know,

443
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Speaker 1: I'm probably never going to go anywhere with it, but

444
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Speaker 1: so you know, it makes me feel better about things.

445
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:50,040
Speaker 1: That's cheating, that's emotionally cheating. But I think what would

446
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:52,040
Speaker 1: make you even more happier, though, is if you guys

447
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:55,360
Speaker 1: broke up and then you did it when you were single, yeah,

448
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:57,600
Speaker 1: and then you could actually take some action and not

449
00:23:57,840 --> 00:24:00,000
Speaker 1: to feel guilty about it. You can find someone out

450
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:01,880
Speaker 1: there that just likes you for you and doesn't talk

451
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:03,359
Speaker 1: down to you and make you feel bad and make

452
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:04,720
Speaker 1: you feel like you need to go in chat rooms

453
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Speaker 1: and talk to other women just so that can be

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Speaker 1: nice to you. Well that that sounds logical and practical.

455
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:15,480
Speaker 1: And you know, everybody struggles, you know, for the most part,

456
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Speaker 1: or has, and it doesn't really matter how much money

457
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Speaker 1: you make. What matters is your happiness and being a

458
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Speaker 1: nice person. You can figure that out. Like, as long

459
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Speaker 1: as you're good, as long as you have somewhere to

460
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:29,960
Speaker 1: sleep and your stomach is fold and you're not with

461
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Speaker 1: somebody who's abusive, then I call that winning. Yes, so

462
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:35,679
Speaker 1: it's weird, James Bone this sow. It is a little secret.

463
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Speaker 1: But now just leave the girl. Wow, just win in

464
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:45,159
Speaker 1: an entirely different direction than I thought it would. Yeah. Well,

465
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Speaker 1: I mean you're talking to two people, myself and Alex,

466
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Speaker 1: who have been in some very abusive, bad relationships. Right,

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Speaker 1: we're not anymore because we're with each other and very

468
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Speaker 1: nice to each other. I love you. I love you too.

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Speaker 1: She's on her phone text show I was posting on

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Speaker 1: I was posting the story at the Jewels on Instagram.

471
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Speaker 1: I swart, Okay, don't come at me, bro. I know.

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Speaker 1: I was literally I was only distructed for about ten seconds.

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Speaker 1: I'm in it, I'm in it, we get it. It

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Speaker 1: was just funny when I said that when you looked

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Speaker 1: up me, just like, oh yeah, yeah. I mean I'm

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Speaker 1: a great multitasker, but I missed like three seconds of

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Speaker 1: three seconds. But I love you too, carry on all

478
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:25,199
Speaker 1: right and English Evan is in his first relationship. But

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Speaker 1: it is a good point though, like, um, don't waste

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Speaker 1: your time being unhappy. For real, you can be happy

481
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:32,640
Speaker 1: or broke than you could be rich with someone who's

482
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Speaker 1: terrible to you, terrible to yourself. Be comfortable with yourself

483
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Speaker 1: and be happy. I know it sounds easier than it is,

484
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:41,480
Speaker 1: but that's all you have to do. In other words,

485
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Speaker 1: be James Bond. Yes, yes, exactly, that is what we're saying.

486
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Speaker 1: You know, bos of the clown too too, too long?

487
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, go out and get an Aston Martin.

488
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:59,040
Speaker 1: That's what you need. Okay, I'll start. I'll start slow

489
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Speaker 1: and get a Martin shaken not stirring. Oh yeah yeah,

490
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:03,640
Speaker 1: drink a few of those, and then tell your wife

491
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Speaker 1: that you're gonna leave. Get up the courage and then

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Speaker 1: be like I'm bouncing God. All right, Well, thanks for

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Speaker 1: telling you a little secret. I hope to help you

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Speaker 1: out a little bit. Man. Well, thank you. I'm feel

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00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:17,840
Speaker 1: much better about things now. Good cool, Okay, cheer, What's

496
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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret? The Jewel Show on Demand. Welcome

497
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:25,640
Speaker 1: to the i n N, The Idiot News Network where

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00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:29,480
Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news for Monday, August second,

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Speaker 1: twenty one. I'm Jewel Fresh and Trojan magnums maybe the

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Speaker 1: size of a gold medal, but now they can actually

501
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:38,880
Speaker 1: help you win a golden medal. We're on that story

502
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Speaker 1: in just a second, but first, let's meet the idiots.

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Speaker 1: I'm Alex Fresh and a woman spent four rocks. That's

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Speaker 1: slang for four thousand dollars for those of you who

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Speaker 1: don't know, because I didn't from Yeah, I didn't her

506
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:50,480
Speaker 1: daughter's birthday party, and you won't believe what she got

507
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:52,680
Speaker 1: for in wow hey, and I'm English Evan And even

508
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:55,000
Speaker 1: at the Olympics, a good old fashioned wien a joke

509
00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:58,000
Speaker 1: sticks the landing. All right, well, lies and wieners, come on,

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Speaker 1: but for our first story of the day in the

511
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Speaker 1: i ND, the Indian News Network where they report the news.

512
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:04,320
Speaker 1: You know, all those condoms that they give out at

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Speaker 1: the Olympics for the athletes, because athletes are very fit,

514
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:09,200
Speaker 1: and when fit people get around each other, they get

515
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:12,280
Speaker 1: all did not know how much was going down until

516
00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:14,400
Speaker 1: this year. Yeah, yeah, So they give out a bunch

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Speaker 1: of condoms. They give out like, you know, hundreds of

518
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Speaker 1: thousands of condoms to the athletes. Anyway, those condoms that

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00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:21,040
Speaker 1: they give Olympic athletes have never come in hand ear

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00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:24,520
Speaker 1: than they did for an Australian kayak or named Jessica

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00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:28,159
Speaker 1: Fox because the nose of her kayak got damaged and

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00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:31,600
Speaker 1: she had to repair it with something and it's called

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00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:33,400
Speaker 1: carbon finish. I guess what they need. But they needed

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Speaker 1: something to patch it with and she had one of

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00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:37,359
Speaker 1: the condoms on her put it on the nose of

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Speaker 1: her kayak. They patched it up and she won the gold.

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Speaker 1: She won the gold gold. And also, how down is

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Speaker 1: she She's got condoms on her in the middle of

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Speaker 1: her race? Yeah, what the hell? And they gave it

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Speaker 1: away for further push like in her bag. Well, congratulations

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Speaker 1: to her for winning the gold and for being them

532
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:57,600
Speaker 1: like mcgiver and gold mcgiver always having a condom on her.

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Speaker 1: All right, this is the i n N, the Idiot

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Speaker 1: News Network for Adians aren't just in the news. The

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Speaker 1: news for our next story of the day was set

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Speaker 1: on over to Alleys Free. I choose at a kid's

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Speaker 1: birthday party in a roller skating rink. Oh fun. So

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Speaker 1: a woman threw a birthday party for her daughter roller

539
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 1: skating rink where she hired an event planner and she

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00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:16,560
Speaker 1: spent four thousand dollars on, which she thought was like

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Speaker 1: a really terrible experience. So she called her out on

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00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:24,120
Speaker 1: social media and posted pictures and it was pretty tragic days. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: it was so you actually agree with her? I mean, yeah,

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Speaker 1: four grand on a party is a lot of birthday parties,

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Speaker 1: a lot for a kid, I would think, like a

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Speaker 1: roller skating too. We had to rent the rink that's

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Speaker 1: probably one hundred fifty bucks. It looks like they probably

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Speaker 1: rented up the whole thing. I mean, these people look

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Speaker 1: like they're probably pretty wealthy, and it looks like it's

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Speaker 1: like a celebrity type of like event planner. Okay, all right,

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00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:44,360
Speaker 1: and so um I actually was like, okay, yeah, it

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00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 1: is a celebrity. So her name is Nicole. She went

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Speaker 1: viral last year for a video of herself trying to

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00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:50,960
Speaker 1: straighten her hair and it kept like flipping out of

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00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:53,840
Speaker 1: the ends and the like you know. Oh, and she

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00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:55,880
Speaker 1: was getting all upset about it. Yeah, she had a

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00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:58,120
Speaker 1: mental breakdown over it, but it was really funny. She's

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Speaker 1: good now, she's good place. So she is a one

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00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:04,320
Speaker 1: who was posting the pictures, and the table of it

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00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:06,360
Speaker 1: just has like a white tablecloth and it has like

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00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:08,600
Speaker 1: a ton of wrinkles in it, and then on the

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Speaker 1: top of it just a bunch of like kids candy

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00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 1: and like plastic vases and it just looks like candy store.

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Speaker 1: Somebody had used her for four grand. I was like, yeah, semon,

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00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:22,959
Speaker 1: event flanner, I'll make your your child's birthday party amazing

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Speaker 1: at this roller rink. And they spent thirty bucks on

567
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:27,600
Speaker 1: candy exactly. I'm like, Jesus, you could have at least

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00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:29,920
Speaker 1: spent like a decent amount on the things. Like a

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Speaker 1: four thousand already is a lot of money. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I know events cost a lot of money as far

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Speaker 1: as like set up and all that. But then someone

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00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:37,840
Speaker 1: all shimed in who also used her as an event

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Speaker 1: planner for her baby shower the previous year, like twenty twenty,

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Speaker 1: and she said, I too had a bad experience with them,

575
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:45,960
Speaker 1: ruined my baby shower, but we made the best of it.

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Speaker 1: I spent seven thousand, and you could have seven and

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00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:50,560
Speaker 1: you would have thought I spent I spent seven hundred.

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00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 1: On top of the unprofessionalism and gaslighting. Wow, seven thousand

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00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:57,360
Speaker 1: dollars on a baby shower. Baby shower. It was really bad,

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00:29:57,560 --> 00:30:00,640
Speaker 1: so just don't pay the whole thing up front. Audio

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Speaker 1: a little bit. Also for your next event, I heard

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Speaker 1: the Jewels show. Yeah, sending it back to you, so

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Speaker 1: you very much obvious. This is the Iron and the

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Speaker 1: Idiot News Network, where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: And for our next story of the day, let's send

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Speaker 1: an our over to the English evan who was in Tokyo,

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Speaker 1: Japan at the Olympics. Yes I am, where two eighteen

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00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:21,120
Speaker 1: year old Olympic swimmers from the UK were barely able

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Speaker 1: to hold it together when a reporter asked them this

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Speaker 1: after they won the gold in the four by two

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Speaker 1: hundred meter freestyle relay. You're eighteen years old, it's your

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Speaker 1: first Olympics and you swam Honestly, your third leg was

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Speaker 1: just phenomenal. Yees. Yeah, I mean I haven't actually had

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Speaker 1: a chance to watch. Trying so hard not to crack

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Speaker 1: up when she said that. So there's two of them

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Speaker 1: sitting there and the one that's not to speak two dudes, yeah,

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00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:48,760
Speaker 1: and the one that's not speaking is just cracking. After

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Speaker 1: he's like finally he's like, oh, my god. He's like

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Speaker 1: looking at the side, like, oh, keep it together. Two

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Speaker 1: eighteen year olds as well, what do you write? What

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Speaker 1: a great compliment though? Yeah, eighteen years old, it's your

602
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:02,960
Speaker 1: first Olympics and you swam honest of your third leg

603
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Speaker 1: was just phenomenalous, phenomenal, phenomenal. Yeah yeah, the first time

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Speaker 1: I've heard you about to lose job, lady. That means

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Speaker 1: the iron n come to an end for the day.

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Speaker 1: But don't worry with it again. The same time job tomorrow,

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Speaker 1: lose youth job. You better lose youth jobs. Bet to

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Speaker 1: lose youth job for nothing. And that was the i

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Speaker 1: n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just

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Speaker 1: in the news, report the news. Tune in tomorrow same

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Speaker 1: time for another hard hitting reports from the i n

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Speaker 1: N News News. You're eighteen years old, it's your first

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Speaker 1: Olympics and you swam honest of your third leg was

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Speaker 1: just phenomenal. The Jubil Show on demand, it's another Jubil

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Speaker 1: Phone Brame Today Mornings. It's Wanies. Hello, yeah, oh man,

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Speaker 1: oh well I'm sorry hello hello, yes, hello, oh hi.

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Speaker 1: My name is Pete Eakins. I'm calling from online school.

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Speaker 1: I was looking for Colin. This, this is Colin. What's up? Oh,

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Speaker 1: come on, come on? Other jack pot? Yeah? Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm sorry. Oh oh jeez, I was

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Speaker 1: looking for Colin. This is Colin. Yeah, what's going on? Oh? Um? Nothing?

622
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Speaker 1: Was there some weird sound coming through? Yeah? A lot?

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Speaker 1: What what can you help me or what's what's going

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00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:48,280
Speaker 1: on here? Yeah? It sounded like some casino sound. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what it was like, sound like a jack

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Speaker 1: pot or so, I don't know. Anyway, I'm calling from

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Speaker 1: online school because we got an email from you that

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Speaker 1: you're having an issue, a tech issue or something. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm having trouble logging in. I'm oh my god, three

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Speaker 1: in a row, three in a row, Holy crap. Holy

631
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:09,120
Speaker 1: what is the background noise? I'm trying to ask a

632
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 1: question about my kids school. Yeah, it's interference or something.

633
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 1: It's a sound like someone won like three jackpots in

634
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 1: a row from online gambling dot com. Oh that's crazy.

635
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:21,640
Speaker 1: So anyway, um, yeah, back to you. You are having

636
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:25,160
Speaker 1: a trouble trouble with Yeah, no, I'm trying to log

637
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 1: in to get my kids set up with school today. Yeah,

638
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 1: and the password is the same and I just really

639
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:31,160
Speaker 1: need someone to help me because I need to get

640
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 1: my kid on school. I mean, come on, yeah, baby, whoa,

641
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:40,440
Speaker 1: Oh my god, somebody's gonna have to get a new jobs,

642
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:43,240
Speaker 1: and somebody's going on. I'm trying to get my kids

643
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:46,720
Speaker 1: set up on school here. Um, sorry, it was I

644
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:48,520
Speaker 1: was having trouble hearing you there for a second. I

645
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,800
Speaker 1: heard that jack pots sound again, and it sounded like

646
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 1: someone just won four jack potts in a row on

647
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:58,560
Speaker 1: online gambling dot com. How how do you know about

648
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:01,560
Speaker 1: four jackpots on line? Who are you? What's going on?

649
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:04,160
Speaker 1: Are you gambling? Are you online gambling while you're trying

650
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:07,320
Speaker 1: to help me bog into my kids school? Um? I

651
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:10,200
Speaker 1: don't know how the sound from the computer came through

652
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:12,759
Speaker 1: on the phone there, but I yes, while I do

653
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:16,320
Speaker 1: these phone calls, I gamble a little bit some slots

654
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 1: online and I just want four jackpots in a row.

655
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 1: I don't get about your jackpots completely appropriate. You want

656
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,520
Speaker 1: me to try it again? Sure, here we go. Okay,

657
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:26,680
Speaker 1: Oh my god, if I get five, this is gonna

658
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:29,279
Speaker 1: be crazy again. Oh no, I'll hit it. I'll see.

659
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:30,560
Speaker 1: Oh my god, here we go, here we go, Oh

660
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:39,040
Speaker 1: my god, please, please, please my god. Five jackpots in

661
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:41,399
Speaker 1: a row. Oh my god, Oh my god, I'm trying

662
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:43,680
Speaker 1: to get my kid logging me to school and your gambling.

663
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:46,480
Speaker 1: Put your manager on the phone. Yeah, I'm not gambling

664
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:49,360
Speaker 1: right now. I'm winning. Holy crap, you want to do

665
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:50,759
Speaker 1: it again? Oh my god, I'm gonna put it all.

666
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:52,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna gamble it all. Are you kidding me? Should

667
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:56,040
Speaker 1: I gamble it all? You shouldn't be doing this. Warning,

668
00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:58,200
Speaker 1: this phone call might end early because if I get

669
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:01,040
Speaker 1: six jackpots in a row, I might have a heart attack.

670
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:03,080
Speaker 1: All right, here we go. I'm gonna spend it at

671
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 1: What are you sitting me right now? That's kind of

672
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:13,520
Speaker 1: going crazy right now. I don't know what's happening. There's

673
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:17,400
Speaker 1: so much going on right now. I don't even are you?

674
00:35:17,719 --> 00:35:20,400
Speaker 1: Are you? It looks like another jack pod. Pu's your

675
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:24,680
Speaker 1: manager on the phone. You have a supervisor? Sho No,

676
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:33,360
Speaker 1: why I just want three hundred pennies? Dude, Holy crap,

677
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:36,960
Speaker 1: you're handling a customer service call while you're online gambling.

678
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:40,880
Speaker 1: This is I'm gonna great your corporate headquarters whoever I

679
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:43,359
Speaker 1: need to, because it's absolutely okay. Well, then I'm gonna

680
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:51,279
Speaker 1: tell you it's a prank phone call. That's all right,

681
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,839
Speaker 1: jack Pod. This is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show

682
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:55,359
Speaker 1: doing a phone brank on you and your wife set

683
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:58,279
Speaker 1: you up. Oh my god, I never want to hear

684
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:00,680
Speaker 1: that down about Jackpot ever again. Oh my god. You

685
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:04,400
Speaker 1: don't want to hear what? Oh yeah, another jack Pot?

686
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:10,680
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah. Wake up every morning with Jubil

687
00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:15,920
Speaker 1: phone pranks the Jubil Show on demand first date follow up.

688
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:18,920
Speaker 1: Justin is on the phone today for a first date

689
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,759
Speaker 1: follow up, and we don't know Justin. You probably don't

690
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:24,279
Speaker 1: know Justin either, And we're about to meet Justin, which

691
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:27,279
Speaker 1: is very exciting for everybody because Justin isn't getting go

692
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:29,440
Speaker 1: an call back from a woman named named Kylie that

693
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:32,800
Speaker 1: he took on a date. She's met Justin before and

694
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 1: isn't calling him back. So let's meet Justin and see

695
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:39,719
Speaker 1: if we would call him back. That's up, Justin? How

696
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:44,600
Speaker 1: are you? I'm good? Yeah? How are you? Guys? Based

697
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:47,360
Speaker 1: on this exchange right here, I think I would not

698
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:52,640
Speaker 1: call you back either, Justine? You doing okay? Um? Well

699
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:56,880
Speaker 1: I don't know, guys. Ull being honest, I'm a little bummed,

700
00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 1: you know, Yeah, okay, hey, sorry, you know we kind

701
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:01,160
Speaker 1: of joke around of stuff, but it sounds like it's

702
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,400
Speaker 1: a serious deal for you. You obviously really liked the

703
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:06,879
Speaker 1: woman that you went out with. Her name is Kylie, right, yeah, yeah,

704
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:10,440
Speaker 1: she's she's really great. Um, how long has it been

705
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:12,680
Speaker 1: since you talked to her since your date? Actually, how

706
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:15,960
Speaker 1: long has it been since your date? I think about

707
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:19,600
Speaker 1: two weeks? Two weeks quite a while, okay. And how

708
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:21,719
Speaker 1: many times have you reached out to her in that time?

709
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:27,520
Speaker 1: At least five times okay, and you've gotten nothing back

710
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 1: at all? Yeah? Nothing. I just I don't understand, like

711
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:32,800
Speaker 1: I think we have like a really great date like

712
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,320
Speaker 1: at all to The problem is, yeah, all right, so

713
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:37,319
Speaker 1: you said you met on tender. What did you guys

714
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:40,400
Speaker 1: do it for your actual date? Okay? So first I

715
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:43,960
Speaker 1: took her to this like champagne lounge, like a really

716
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 1: fancy place, tried a bunch of different champaigns, you know,

717
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:51,840
Speaker 1: just stay safe. Then went to an art exhibit. That

718
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:54,719
Speaker 1: would be actually a fun date. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

719
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:56,440
Speaker 1: that would actually be a little date to go like

720
00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:58,400
Speaker 1: to an art exhibit or something like that. If it's

721
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:01,160
Speaker 1: cool stuff, if it's really crappy art ExHAM would be boring.

722
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:03,000
Speaker 1: But yeah, if you think that going to an art

723
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:08,440
Speaker 1: exhibit is boring, then you're probably pretty young, because it

724
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:10,160
Speaker 1: took me a while to be like, yeah, that'd be fun. Actually,

725
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:11,840
Speaker 1: I never thought I would actually have fun going to

726
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:14,960
Speaker 1: an art exhibit, but I would. Yeah. Then after that

727
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:20,360
Speaker 1: we went to like this cool arcade, like an adult arcade,

728
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:25,000
Speaker 1: like like David Busters were kind of fancier. Okay, Well,

729
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 1: maybe she's not calling you back because she's exhausted. I mean,

730
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:30,360
Speaker 1: I guess, I don't know. How did you feel her

731
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:32,359
Speaker 1: vibe was? Like during the date? Does she seem pretty

732
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:35,719
Speaker 1: into you? Um? I think so. I don't know. I

733
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:39,480
Speaker 1: mean I can't always tell, but you know, she was engaging.

734
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:43,520
Speaker 1: We were like talking, asking each other questions. She just

735
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:46,640
Speaker 1: seemed to have a positive demeanor. Was there any reason

736
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:49,719
Speaker 1: that you think she's not cooling you back? Well, one

737
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:52,839
Speaker 1: thing I have is that, um, so to get into

738
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:56,239
Speaker 1: the arcade that we went to, there's like this big stairway,

739
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 1: kind of a long stairway. Halfway through, I kind of

740
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:03,799
Speaker 1: like I kind of tripped and fell a little bit,

741
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:06,440
Speaker 1: like kind of a skin my knee a little and

742
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:09,239
Speaker 1: it was just like really embarrassing. It was I just

743
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:12,400
Speaker 1: felt like really dumb. I don't think it would be

744
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 1: anything else. I don't think I was like rude or

745
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:18,080
Speaker 1: like being dumb during the date. So I mean, I

746
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 1: think that's about it. I think that's all it could be. Well,

747
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:26,320
Speaker 1: how did it end? Did you trip down the stairs together? No?

748
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:30,280
Speaker 1: Trip at the same time, trip holding hands? Tripped because

749
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:33,640
Speaker 1: you guys were hugging on the stairs, or she was

750
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:35,200
Speaker 1: walking down and you got behind her to do that

751
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:39,080
Speaker 1: weird awkward like couples walk behind, one person walks in front,

752
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:41,239
Speaker 1: one person walks behind, and you're like cuddling while you're

753
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:43,560
Speaker 1: walking thing, and then you tripped down the stairs, both

754
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:47,759
Speaker 1: of you together. I don't think that was that a

755
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:51,719
Speaker 1: thet an attempted humor? Was that? M Yeah, I was

756
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:55,439
Speaker 1: trying to make a romantic comedy reference thing. That's fine,

757
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:57,560
Speaker 1: don't worry about it. Well, it's all good. Oh no,

758
00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:01,719
Speaker 1: I'm sure it will. It will probably go right next time. Yeah,

759
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 1: maybe someone who's that's a person, honey, Oh, someone is funny. Oh,

760
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:12,239
Speaker 1: it's fine. I guess what I was trying to ask

761
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:14,239
Speaker 1: you was, did you guys kiss? We're gonna just make

762
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:18,600
Speaker 1: it simple with that. Oh. Um, Yeah, no, no, we didn't.

763
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:21,759
Speaker 1: We hugged at the end and um, yeah, it just

764
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:24,640
Speaker 1: center to our door and that was it. Yeah, I

765
00:40:24,719 --> 00:40:27,799
Speaker 1: feel like kind of classier that way. Okay, all right,

766
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:32,160
Speaker 1: no kiss and then you've heard nothing since at all. Nothing.

767
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:35,080
Speaker 1: All right, we'll play a song comeback, and then call

768
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:36,480
Speaker 1: her and see if we can figure out why she's

769
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:39,520
Speaker 1: not calling you back. Okay, it'd be great. All right,

770
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:41,800
Speaker 1: we'll do it next. It's a jewel show in the

771
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:43,960
Speaker 1: middle of your first date. Follow up if you're just listening.

772
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,279
Speaker 1: Justin is on the phone and Justin wants us to

773
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:48,440
Speaker 1: call a woman named Kylie. They went out on a

774
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:51,040
Speaker 1: pretty elaborate date. They went to a champagne tasting and

775
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:52,880
Speaker 1: then to an art exhibit and then to one of

776
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:55,840
Speaker 1: those nice like arcade lounge type places where they probably

777
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:58,560
Speaker 1: have bowling and all kinds of any Anyway, he said

778
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:00,759
Speaker 1: that they had a great time. The only awkward moment

779
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:02,600
Speaker 1: was that he tripped when he was going up the stairs,

780
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:04,320
Speaker 1: and he thinks that might have turned her off, and

781
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:05,880
Speaker 1: she hasn't talked to him. It's been two and a

782
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:07,399
Speaker 1: half weeks, and we're gonna get her on the phone

783
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:10,359
Speaker 1: and try to figure out why. That was almost more

784
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,640
Speaker 1: concise than I've ever been at. So good. All right,

785
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:15,279
Speaker 1: justin you're ready to call her? Yeah, let's do it.

786
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 1: We're gonna call her right now and see if we

787
00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:32,440
Speaker 1: can figure it out. Where here you glue? Hi, man,

788
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:36,239
Speaker 1: I speak to Kylie. Please. This is she Kylie? How

789
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 1: are you? This is Jewil from the Jewel Show. This

790
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:40,000
Speaker 1: is Ox fresh from the Jewel Show. This is English

791
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:41,839
Speaker 1: having from the Jewel Show. And this is a show

792
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:47,719
Speaker 1: called the Jewel Show. Yo. Wow? Hi everyone? Hello? Why

793
00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:50,080
Speaker 1: are you guys calling me? I was exciting, but what

794
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:54,799
Speaker 1: well we're calling you because why? I mean? I guess

795
00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:58,480
Speaker 1: you listened to the show sometimes? Yeah? Yeah, definitely, Okay,

796
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 1: that's awesome. Yeah, that's good. You appreciate it. Appreciate Well.

797
00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:06,719
Speaker 1: We're calling you today because somebody emailed us about you.

798
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 1: It's a it's for a first date follow up. Do

799
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:14,719
Speaker 1: you hear those on the show? I do hear those? Now.

800
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:18,400
Speaker 1: I'm really nervous. You went out on a date with

801
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 1: someone and now you've ghosted them. So they emailed us

802
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:23,399
Speaker 1: to try to get you on the phone and find

803
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:26,080
Speaker 1: out what happened. Why. I don't take a guess at

804
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:35,160
Speaker 1: who it is Justine. Yes, that is correct. You are correct.

805
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:38,239
Speaker 1: Justin is the guy who emailed us about you. He

806
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:41,600
Speaker 1: told us that he took you to a champagne tasting

807
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:44,320
Speaker 1: or tour or whatever you call that, and then he

808
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:46,399
Speaker 1: took you to an art exhibit, and then he took

809
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:50,600
Speaker 1: you to a cool like gaming bar, and after that

810
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:54,919
Speaker 1: you never talked to him again. So now he's wondering why. Yeah,

811
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:58,440
Speaker 1: I mean it was it wasn't really good time and

812
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:02,359
Speaker 1: it was super sweet and we had a good time.

813
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:08,800
Speaker 1: I feel like so bad it was he. It was

814
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:12,120
Speaker 1: like a couple of things. It was like he the

815
00:43:12,239 --> 00:43:15,200
Speaker 1: champagne lounge I loved, and I loved the art gallery

816
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:17,160
Speaker 1: that was super cool, and we had a great time

817
00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:19,520
Speaker 1: lance and good talk about like the art that was

818
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:22,840
Speaker 1: there and stuff. I just like there was definitely a

819
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 1: couple of jokes that I cracked so that he like

820
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:27,160
Speaker 1: didn't laugh at. So that was like the first or

821
00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:32,080
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, so he doesn't get your humor. Yeah,

822
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:35,120
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know if he gets anyone's humor

823
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:38,920
Speaker 1: or any humor at all. We talked to him and

824
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:43,880
Speaker 1: I found him to be incredibly hilarious, hilarious and jovial um.

825
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:46,840
Speaker 1: Actually I cracked a few jokes at him. It seemed

826
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 1: like a serious dude. Yeah, not the most receptive, totally

827
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:53,880
Speaker 1: super serious, and I did not expect that. And we

828
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,640
Speaker 1: were like at the art gallery and I was like

829
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 1: making a couple jokes about some of the stuff and

830
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:00,400
Speaker 1: he just didn't get it at all. But so that

831
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:03,960
Speaker 1: was part of it. And then we also like everything

832
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:05,960
Speaker 1: was great, and it was great. We just we went

833
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:10,080
Speaker 1: to the arcade, and I'm just like, not an arcade person.

834
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:13,440
Speaker 1: I'm not like as he's like a kid anymore. I

835
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 1: just don't want to feel that way at all. I don't,

836
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:17,239
Speaker 1: I don't. I just don't like that stuff. So I

837
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:19,440
Speaker 1: just don't care for it, Like I want like a man,

838
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:21,840
Speaker 1: like someone who's gonna pay my bills, not like I

839
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:23,960
Speaker 1: don't know, like a high school sweetheart or whatever. And

840
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:26,160
Speaker 1: I felt like that's like where that was, And I

841
00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:29,480
Speaker 1: was like, was the arcade for actual kids? Like were

842
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:31,880
Speaker 1: the kids around you? No? I mean there was an

843
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:33,960
Speaker 1: adult one, but it was just still an arcade and

844
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:37,640
Speaker 1: everyone was like fratty and drunk and like sounds like

845
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:41,080
Speaker 1: a terrible tide, So it doesn't sound that fun. But

846
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 1: I like my type of fun. But what about the

847
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,799
Speaker 1: other stuff you did though? That seems your speed if

848
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:48,719
Speaker 1: you don't want to go to arcade. I mean the

849
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:51,560
Speaker 1: other stuff was great, I just like it felt like

850
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:54,320
Speaker 1: it was the joking part was just too much for me.

851
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:59,480
Speaker 1: Like he fell up the stairs, and he I made

852
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:01,719
Speaker 1: a joke of because like it's funny when someone falls

853
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:05,440
Speaker 1: up the hilarious, and so I like laughed and made

854
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:07,520
Speaker 1: kind of joke about it, and he was like dead

855
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:09,840
Speaker 1: serious and like and then I felt bad, and I

856
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,799
Speaker 1: was like, Oh, it's gonna be every time we hang out.

857
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna feel bad for making jokes because it's

858
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:18,080
Speaker 1: like feels like I'm like laughing at you. Okay, Well,

859
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:20,400
Speaker 1: thank you for telling us appreciate it. Well, well, of course,

860
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:23,160
Speaker 1: remind you since you've heard the show before, that he's

861
00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:25,960
Speaker 1: on the phone listening and wants to talk to you.

862
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:33,359
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah, I forgot about that still there

863
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:42,080
Speaker 1: justin yeah. Um So a couple things first. First of all, yeah, yes,

864
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:47,960
Speaker 1: you made some jokes at the artidsiv it um So.

865
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:51,440
Speaker 1: One thing I left out is that we went to

866
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 1: a black artidsib it all right, it was a artids

867
00:45:57,200 --> 00:46:02,800
Speaker 1: of it about a black person from Chicago. So it

868
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:05,080
Speaker 1: was like, you know, a whole lot of like, you know,

869
00:46:05,719 --> 00:46:08,520
Speaker 1: black art about his heritage, you know, where he comes from.

870
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:13,680
Speaker 1: This girl made a whole so basically, she made a

871
00:46:13,719 --> 00:46:17,439
Speaker 1: bunch of like black jokes. That's why I didn't laugh.

872
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:19,920
Speaker 1: Why are you trying to get another day with her?

873
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:22,759
Speaker 1: I didn't think much of it. I was like, it

874
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:24,799
Speaker 1: was just a couple of jokes. You know, everyone's made

875
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:27,120
Speaker 1: a couple, like, you know, off color jokes, but they

876
00:46:27,239 --> 00:46:30,680
Speaker 1: just seemed in very poor taste and just not my

877
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:34,480
Speaker 1: type of humor. It just seemed like really really inappropriate.

878
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:37,239
Speaker 1: Why did you take me to an arcade? Then? If

879
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:42,040
Speaker 1: you're such a serious person, Well, I mean, I guess

880
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:44,520
Speaker 1: I have a serious side, and um, I guess I

881
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:46,760
Speaker 1: also have like, you know, sort of a fun loving,

882
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:50,320
Speaker 1: you know, to shilly stuff everyone for a while side

883
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:53,840
Speaker 1: to the lounge in Champagne and the art exhibit. It

884
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,680
Speaker 1: was like the serious side of you and the arcade

885
00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 1: is just fun loving side of you. I mean, yeah,

886
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:03,239
Speaker 1: you know, I like to let loose a little bit

887
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:06,880
Speaker 1: every once in a while. I mean, what's wrong with that? Okay,

888
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:10,640
Speaker 1: So what would you consider cutting Lucian at the arcade. Well,

889
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:12,480
Speaker 1: I don't know. We were having the fun, having a

890
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:14,880
Speaker 1: couple of drinks. I won the bear for you, like

891
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:17,240
Speaker 1: at the claw like. I mean it took three tries.

892
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:22,800
Speaker 1: I mean was that not good? I mean, uh yeah,

893
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:26,400
Speaker 1: I mean it was. It was definitely a fun side

894
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:34,879
Speaker 1: of you, super fun. I um yeah, and bail you out.

895
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:37,560
Speaker 1: Would you like to go on another date with Justin?

896
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 1: Will pay for it? Um? No, I mean I'm not

897
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:46,080
Speaker 1: really interested. He has a fun side. Yeah, It's just

898
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:49,919
Speaker 1: it doesn't match my fun side. Okay, Well I gotta

899
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,320
Speaker 1: tell you guys. Um, I don't think my fun side,

900
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:55,560
Speaker 1: or my serious side, or my esoteric side, or any

901
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:59,120
Speaker 1: side of me is interested in dating miss girl. I

902
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:05,000
Speaker 1: have this false where I don't date. Mean so wow,

903
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:09,400
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, I'll definitely be broken hearted and have

904
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:13,719
Speaker 1: some um some bad dreams tonight, but hopefully I'll get

905
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:16,880
Speaker 1: over it. He'll be all right. Yeah, Yeah, that's good.

906
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:21,680
Speaker 1: That's great. Step on a Lego Lego Jubils first Date.

907
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:28,880
Speaker 1: Follow up The Jewels Show on Demand Jebils Dirty Little Secret.

908
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,520
Speaker 1: It's time for your dirty Little Secret. It's a Jewel show.

909
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:33,279
Speaker 1: Text in four one six one If you have a

910
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:36,400
Speaker 1: dirty little secret. You can tell us anything, literally anything.

911
00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:38,880
Speaker 1: Nobody will know who you are. We keep everybody anonymous.

912
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 1: We don't even ask what your name is. That's why

913
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:43,279
Speaker 1: everybody on the phone gets a fake anonymous nickname. And

914
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:44,879
Speaker 1: on the phone right now to tell us a dirty

915
00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:49,040
Speaker 1: little secret. Batman. Hi, So what's up, Batman? How are you?

916
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:52,960
Speaker 1: I'm good? How are you all? Not too bad? Well,

917
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:55,960
Speaker 1: it's nice to meet you, big fan, big fan, fan

918
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:59,360
Speaker 1: for a long time. Work. So what's this? What's the

919
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:02,160
Speaker 1: dirty little sit you want to tell us? Batman? Yeah,

920
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:06,400
Speaker 1: so my girlfriend and I live together. Um, and she's

921
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:12,439
Speaker 1: been she's been like just sneezing a lot. Um right right,

922
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:15,080
Speaker 1: I mean that's what she was thinking, you know. But

923
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:18,120
Speaker 1: she doesn't have seasonal allergies and she she's never had

924
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:27,160
Speaker 1: summer allergies, coronavirus. No, she can smell, but her nose

925
00:49:27,239 --> 00:49:29,680
Speaker 1: is running and like she's got itchy eyes. Um, and

926
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:32,680
Speaker 1: she's super allergic to dogs. But we do not have

927
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:37,880
Speaker 1: a dog. Okay, So so my secret, I it's my fault.

928
00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:42,440
Speaker 1: I know why she's sneezing because I am a dog

929
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:45,680
Speaker 1: person and I have been going to the dog park

930
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:50,479
Speaker 1: near our place like a lot, like every weekend coming

931
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:52,880
Speaker 1: home from work. Yeah, you guys, you don't go there

932
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:54,160
Speaker 1: with a friend who has a dog. You go there

933
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:58,759
Speaker 1: to hang out like a treepy old man. Yeah. I mean,

934
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:01,120
Speaker 1: do you bring your van with tinted windows? You just

935
00:50:01,239 --> 00:50:04,799
Speaker 1: go hang out a free candy. Yeah, so you don't

936
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:06,799
Speaker 1: have a dog, but you just go there and chill.

937
00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:09,200
Speaker 1: I don't have a dog. I just like like wing

938
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:11,840
Speaker 1: by and chill out and play with the dogs. And

939
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:16,040
Speaker 1: I'm guess I'm bringing home like fur and dancing at me. Okay,

940
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:19,200
Speaker 1: you like dogs that much? The dog moms and dads

941
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:23,239
Speaker 1: at the dog park are like, where's your dog? Are

942
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:25,839
Speaker 1: they not asking? Yeah? So yeah, Like the first couple

943
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:28,120
Speaker 1: of times I would go, you know, people would ask

944
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:29,399
Speaker 1: me where my dog was. I was like, oh, I'm

945
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:31,160
Speaker 1: just I'm just waiting for I'm going to meet me here.

946
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:35,320
Speaker 1: But then I kept coming back, so I eventually confessed

947
00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:37,800
Speaker 1: to all of them when they ask, and like, my

948
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:41,239
Speaker 1: girlfriend's super alergicy dogs, but I really love dogs and

949
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:44,799
Speaker 1: so and they're they're actually happy because like they don't

950
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:46,839
Speaker 1: have to play fetch with their dogs, Like they'll give

951
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:52,840
Speaker 1: me the choys and well, I mean I think they

952
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:54,680
Speaker 1: get I mean they're all like dog lovers too, if

953
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:56,680
Speaker 1: they get it, and I think they're you know, happy

954
00:50:56,760 --> 00:50:59,439
Speaker 1: that I'm happy. But it's like, I'm sure some people

955
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:01,840
Speaker 1: are happy. You think it's weird. The dogs are happy.

956
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:04,120
Speaker 1: They get a break from their dogs where you're throwing

957
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:06,480
Speaker 1: them toys and stuff, so that everybody's happy. This is

958
00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:10,000
Speaker 1: a very it's a very innocent, happy, dirty little secret. Also,

959
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:12,800
Speaker 1: I don't know why the thought of someone without a

960
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:14,400
Speaker 1: dog going to the dog park just to hang out

961
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:16,520
Speaker 1: and play with dogs. It's really creepy to me. But

962
00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:21,440
Speaker 1: it's totally innocent. Yeah, yeah, it's totally innocent. But to

963
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:24,640
Speaker 1: everybody but my girlfriend. I mean, she's miserable and I

964
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:27,399
Speaker 1: feel really bad. Maybe you should like change your clothes

965
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:29,080
Speaker 1: and wash your hands when you get home, huh, like

966
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:32,520
Speaker 1: before you even come in the house. Yeah, before you

967
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:34,959
Speaker 1: know it. Before you know, she's gonna think you're cheating

968
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:36,759
Speaker 1: on her because you're taking a change your clothes. You're

969
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:38,880
Speaker 1: gone for a little while, you come back the next thing,

970
00:51:40,239 --> 00:51:43,200
Speaker 1: and no, I swear I'm not cheating. I'm just like,

971
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:49,840
Speaker 1: I really like dogs. Yeah, I'm having a love affair

972
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:52,759
Speaker 1: with all these dogs. Have you realized that pretty much

973
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:55,600
Speaker 1: you are. You're acting as a dog like watch up,

974
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:58,520
Speaker 1: but you're not getting paid at the moment. Oh yeah,

975
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:02,440
Speaker 1: I should, I should, Churching. I guess that will give

976
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:03,759
Speaker 1: you more of a reason to be there. Go on

977
00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:07,719
Speaker 1: the rover up and make some money. Okay, now we're

978
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:11,239
Speaker 1: making ways make some cash. If you're gonna cheat on

979
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:13,680
Speaker 1: your girlfriend with dogs, you might as well get you

980
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:15,920
Speaker 1: might as well get paid for it. Yeah, there should

981
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:17,880
Speaker 1: at least be a little bit of cash coming away.

982
00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:20,600
Speaker 1: It's just true. That's true. Well, thank you for telling

983
00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:25,160
Speaker 1: us your dirty little secret. Thank you? What's your dirty

984
00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:30,839
Speaker 1: little secret? The Jewel Show on demand? The world is ending.

985
00:52:32,239 --> 00:52:34,920
Speaker 1: It's a jewel show. It might be a good thing,

986
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:38,000
Speaker 1: it might be a bad thing. But if you talk

987
00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:40,719
Speaker 1: to anybody right now, I guarantee if you've talked to

988
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:44,239
Speaker 1: any friend or co worker or anybody you've had a

989
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:47,000
Speaker 1: conversation in the last year or so about is this

990
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:50,239
Speaker 1: the end? Time? They always do that? Remember twenty what

991
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:53,239
Speaker 1: do was it? Twenty twelve? With the Mayan calendar running out,

992
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:55,800
Speaker 1: everybody was sure the world that was gonna Even the

993
00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:58,840
Speaker 1: movie came out. Yeah, remember y two Kyah and the

994
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:01,680
Speaker 1: computers are switching over to the or two thousand. Everybody

995
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:05,840
Speaker 1: convinced the world was ending. And then what happened on

996
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:12,080
Speaker 1: January first, at midnight nineteen ninety nine. The clock changed

997
00:53:12,719 --> 00:53:16,120
Speaker 1: and everybody went, oh, well that was a non event.

998
00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:18,880
Speaker 1: So we're always thinking the world is going to end.

999
00:53:19,239 --> 00:53:23,399
Speaker 1: But scientists actually got together did some sciencing to figure

1000
00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:26,279
Speaker 1: out the best countries to be in if society were

1001
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:29,719
Speaker 1: to totally collapse. Interesting, where do you guys think you'd

1002
00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:32,560
Speaker 1: want to be if everything was to collapse right now?

1003
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:34,719
Speaker 1: And also how do you think you would do? I

1004
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:37,680
Speaker 1: would have want to live in New Zealand New Zealand place.

1005
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:41,320
Speaker 1: I was thinking more Europe for me, somewhere like Sweden

1006
00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:46,200
Speaker 1: or you know, maybe maybe a Russia. Actually Russia and

1007
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:48,279
Speaker 1: Russia would be a good place if society collapse. I

1008
00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:51,560
Speaker 1: think so because they're like hardcool, you know, and you're

1009
00:53:52,719 --> 00:53:54,839
Speaker 1: but I feel like Russia would be a very rough

1010
00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:57,400
Speaker 1: place for you. I feel like they could defend me,

1011
00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:01,839
Speaker 1: would they Probably you have to make friends first, Yeah

1012
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,439
Speaker 1: they're glad. Well it's been a tough year and a half.

1013
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:07,200
Speaker 1: But where would we go if things really south? A

1014
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:10,000
Speaker 1: new study looked at the best places to be if

1015
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:14,440
Speaker 1: civilization completely collapsed and the number one spot, you might

1016
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:16,360
Speaker 1: be surprised. We'll tell you that in just a second.

1017
00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:20,080
Speaker 1: But Iceland came in at number two. That makes sense,

1018
00:54:20,120 --> 00:54:22,080
Speaker 1: I would be fun to live in Iceland. Yeah, Iceland

1019
00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:24,799
Speaker 1: is dope. And also there's not a lot of people there. Yeah,

1020
00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:26,880
Speaker 1: nice people too, because they don't get a lot of

1021
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:28,759
Speaker 1: war and things over there, and they have a lot

1022
00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:30,560
Speaker 1: of resources. They say the best place to be is

1023
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:33,040
Speaker 1: a small island or in a small nation with a

1024
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:35,799
Speaker 1: lot of resources. They're also very forward thinking, like they're

1025
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:37,560
Speaker 1: the first people I think that went to a three

1026
00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:40,120
Speaker 1: day work week or a four day work week. Yeah. Yeah,

1027
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:42,920
Speaker 1: so they dope. And Iceland Air is awesome. By the way,

1028
00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:45,719
Speaker 1: if you're going to fly somewhere far, they do a

1029
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:48,200
Speaker 1: stopover thing. You can stay in Iceland for seven days,

1030
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:49,800
Speaker 1: just basically like a layover. They want to do it

1031
00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:51,560
Speaker 1: for tourism because not a lot of people go to Iceland,

1032
00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:53,960
Speaker 1: so it's a cool deal they got. And this is

1033
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:56,680
Speaker 1: not sponsored by iceland Are, although you should probably check

1034
00:54:56,719 --> 00:55:01,480
Speaker 1: it out. Tasmania comes in at number three on the

1035
00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:03,560
Speaker 1: list of places to be a society were to completely

1036
00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:05,800
Speaker 1: collapse I don't know about that though. I don't know

1037
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:07,839
Speaker 1: how Tasmania is, but it sounds like a rough place. Also,

1038
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:13,919
Speaker 1: that devil guys from there. That and Ireland Ireland comes

1039
00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:15,719
Speaker 1: in at number four. That would be fun too. What

1040
00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:17,879
Speaker 1: about the potatoes though, what if they run out again?

1041
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:21,480
Speaker 1: And I don't know what. Ireland seems like it might

1042
00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:23,600
Speaker 1: be a rough spot to be in if society were collapse.

1043
00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:26,320
Speaker 1: Maybe not. I mean they'd like to drink, so probably

1044
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:29,479
Speaker 1: would just be fun. The people are pretty rough, are they? Yeah,

1045
00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:33,279
Speaker 1: I've been through it. Wait have I? No? How do

1046
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Speaker 1: you get to Ireland? I don't I don't know. A

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Speaker 1: plane probably, or maybe a train or a car. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: my geography's terrible. Walk. I drove to Scotland once from

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Speaker 1: England and I thought that I had to drive through Wales,

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Speaker 1: but only because I saw some sheep on a big hill.

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Speaker 1: Turns out Wales is an island. What you used sheep

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Speaker 1: as GPS? Yes, I did, which was very which was

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Speaker 1: very stereotypical. So you're you're like, Okay, Scotland's got to

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Speaker 1: be over there because as their sheep. Yeah, the number

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Speaker 1: one place to be if society were to completely collapse.

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Speaker 1: New Zealand. Oh my Ales got it right? Wow? Yeah

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Speaker 1: I didn't. I just think I just I just know

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Speaker 1: that they're a good country. They have their crap together.

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Speaker 1: New Zealand is awesome. I would love to live in

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Speaker 1: New Zealand. It would be cool. So did you forget

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Speaker 1: when I saw that? Then? Yeah? Yeah, damn it? She

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Speaker 1: got number one? How did how did you do that? Anyway?

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Speaker 1: New Zealand and New Zealand be cool because they're they're friendly.

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Speaker 1: They're nice place, great island, lots of resources and not

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Speaker 1: a lot of people either. So that's where you need

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Speaker 1: to be. If society collapses, how are you going to

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Speaker 1: get there? I have no ideas. Okay, so that's the plan.

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Speaker 1: Society collapses, everything's going crazy. We go straight to the water,

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Speaker 1: steal a boat. Yep. It's going to take us twenty

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Speaker 1: eight years just to get there by boat, because it

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Speaker 1: takes like an entire day by a plane, right, and

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Speaker 1: it's really I don't know how to navigate the water.

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Speaker 1: I'd been doing the same thing as England chev and

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Speaker 1: I'd be like, where are the sheep? Sheep, all head

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Speaker 1: towards the sheep, and then New Zealand will be on

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Speaker 1: the other side of the sheep, I think, but I

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Speaker 1: don't think they have sheep in the middle of the ocean,

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Speaker 1: so it's gonna be tough. So if anybody has a

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Speaker 1: boat and they know how to like get to New Zealand,

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Speaker 1: hit us up. Hit us up, yeah, text us if

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Speaker 1: the world ends, text us four one oh six one.

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Speaker 1: If you have a boat and you know how to

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Speaker 1: get to New Zealand, we'll come in with you. The

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