1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,440 Speaker 1: All right, guys, it is time Steve for comedy roulette. 2 00:00:03,880 --> 00:00:05,600 Speaker 1: You ready, Jay, explain it again. 3 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:07,640 Speaker 2: Let me break this down. We have new listeners who 4 00:00:07,680 --> 00:00:10,920 Speaker 2: don't have any idea what we're doing comedy, very simple. 5 00:00:11,240 --> 00:00:15,320 Speaker 2: Give us five subjects five anything you want. Put them 6 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:19,880 Speaker 2: on the wheel. Yeah, spun the wheel. Stop, yes, fun. 7 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:23,919 Speaker 2: Spun it around as in to be spun around as 8 00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:28,560 Speaker 2: in spin. That's totally different, right there, spun it around. 9 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:29,880 Speaker 3: Stop. 10 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:30,800 Speaker 2: We'll do today. 11 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:34,559 Speaker 1: Here we go, all right. Number one Things you say 12 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:38,880 Speaker 1: to yourself when you're mad at someone like that. Number two, 13 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:41,560 Speaker 1: you know it's time to go to the store when 14 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:45,520 Speaker 1: dot dot dot. Number three stuff you don't like to watch, 15 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:49,120 Speaker 1: but you watch it anyway to keep them happy. You 16 00:00:49,159 --> 00:01:00,960 Speaker 1: know we all know about that whatever. Number four. Number four, 17 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:05,520 Speaker 1: you know she's not coming back when okay, number five, 18 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:11,800 Speaker 1: people who never chip in, come on, let's go cat. 19 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:11,959 Speaker 2: Let's be. 20 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:23,480 Speaker 4: Wow. 21 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:26,800 Speaker 1: It came on. Number one. Things you say to yourself 22 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:32,039 Speaker 1: when you're mad at someone. To you yourself when you're 23 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:33,000 Speaker 1: mad at someone. 24 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:39,319 Speaker 2: Okay, here's some things you say to yourself when you're 25 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:42,080 Speaker 2: mad at somebody. I'm gonna let it go this time, 26 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:45,639 Speaker 2: but the next time, oh, it's. 27 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:47,760 Speaker 3: Gonna be hall. Left, it's gonna be hell. 28 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:50,680 Speaker 4: This is one I always say to myself when I'm 29 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:51,480 Speaker 4: mad at other people. 30 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:53,000 Speaker 3: I'm trying not to go jail. 31 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:54,639 Speaker 2: I'm not doing my best. 32 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:58,160 Speaker 4: Say I'm doing my best right now, I'm trying not 33 00:01:58,200 --> 00:01:58,800 Speaker 4: to go to Jill. 34 00:01:58,840 --> 00:01:59,600 Speaker 2: You're really mad. 35 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:05,960 Speaker 4: I know you're mad, court dates everything, you. 36 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:09,320 Speaker 3: Know what, you know what? That's all right? 37 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:14,360 Speaker 2: Drink that water then I put up in that drink 38 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:17,760 Speaker 2: that drink that all right. 39 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:20,400 Speaker 1: Things you say to yourself when you're mad at someone. 40 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:28,239 Speaker 3: Steve, better go ahead over you better go ahead on 41 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:35,280 Speaker 3: Jesus Black. That's all that is. Go ahead. 42 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:42,079 Speaker 2: Then you say to yourself when you're mad at somebody, Lord, 43 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:49,480 Speaker 2: please work with me, Jesus please, father, father, take me 44 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:51,120 Speaker 2: down so I don't kill us. 45 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:56,320 Speaker 3: That's why I always say that I'm always mad. 46 00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:58,760 Speaker 4: Somebody's just something you said before somebody. 47 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:07,119 Speaker 3: That's why you rope. Now that's what writing That hurt, Junior. 48 00:03:06,919 --> 00:03:09,000 Speaker 2: That that hurts. 49 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:13,280 Speaker 4: That what you saying to yourself, you know. 50 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:19,079 Speaker 3: What, that's that's that's why I got another woman. That's 51 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:26,760 Speaker 3: right here. I ain't got too. This is tough say 52 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:31,200 Speaker 3: to yourself, which your stupid. 53 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:36,320 Speaker 1: Just like I heard you say that it was to 54 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:38,240 Speaker 1: your jobs, but it was live now. 55 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:52,520 Speaker 4: Yeah right, Oh my god, I thought my mom was 56 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:53,080 Speaker 4: talking to me. 57 00:03:57,640 --> 00:04:00,720 Speaker 2: H things you say to people when. 58 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:12,200 Speaker 4: Ahead and go get about here, all right, come on, 59 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:18,599 Speaker 4: take his own No, no, no, let's tell you this 60 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,159 Speaker 4: says that my family. 61 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:21,279 Speaker 3: I'm calling crimps. 62 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:26,920 Speaker 4: They're gonna get a tip today. 63 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:39,360 Speaker 3: Yeah, show glad that ain't my ba nephew. 64 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:42,240 Speaker 1: Tell me it's the phone call coming up right after this. 65 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:44,720 Speaker 1: Good morning. 66 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:46,680 Speaker 3: This is your girl, Shirley Strawberry. 67 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:50,440 Speaker 1: Have a happy and safe holiday season and happy New Year. 68 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:52,320 Speaker 3: From the Steve Harvey Morning Show. 69 00:04:52,839 --> 00:04:55,320 Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.