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Speaker 3: It makes me nervous, but okay, welcome to the game.

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Speaker 4: Anyways, Oh, you and I just had this conversation in Montana.

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Speaker 4: We were talking about different genes and I actually just

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Speaker 4: I just went today to return a bunch of stuff

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Speaker 3: Know the whole concept that you returned it. Did you

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Speaker 4: It's amazing many shop for yourself. How much money you saved.

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Speaker 3: A lot of boyfriend situations where it is a wider leg.

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Speaker 4: an alternate universe. It's great, okay, Prime Irish. Worst pickup

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Speaker 3: It was I went to the White House Correspondence dinner

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Speaker 2: I was like, You're not really this short, are you?

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Speaker 1: Do you see Sidney Crawford anyways? Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 4: No one hits on me, so you No, I don't

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Speaker 4: used to play that game dare to DM because it's hystericia.

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Speaker 1: It's a funny game.

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Speaker 4: And for those of you not familiar with me and

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Speaker 2: I was thrown.

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Speaker 4: I mean I was basically like just throwing out haymakers

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Speaker 3: There's good ones or can you not? Can you give

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Speaker 2: No, they won't give up the guy.

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Speaker 4: I did one that was go Hawks, because that's what

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Speaker 4: you wrote back, Okay, But I use this one all

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Speaker 2: Sup.

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Speaker 4: Just sup, like like no explanation point, nothing, just sup.

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Speaker 2: And it worked.

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Speaker 4: It worked a lot more than it didn't work, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: because it was just so like it's kind of has

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Speaker 4: to see if someone would respond. Then there's been crickets

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Speaker 4: on about sixty seventy percent of them, but thirty percent

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 1: But you're not much cooler than me to be like SUP.

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Speaker 1: Can you imagine if I started just walking around like

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Speaker 1: I got on Zoom this year with NFL It's like me,

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Speaker 1: you're an asshole up.

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Speaker 2: Sup's kind of an asshole thing. But yeah, guy.

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Speaker 1: Jaren Hurts is about to be on SUP.

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Speaker 2: I mean, my jen Is is doming in right now?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, gullible much? What's Jalen up too? Jalen Hurds?

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Speaker 2: What a cutie?

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Speaker 3: Um?

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Speaker 2: Okay, Last, but not least, Anonymous.

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Speaker 1: We love you my parents.

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Speaker 3: Oh I forgot about the voice. I'm gonna start using

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Speaker 3: with anonymous. My parents let us borrow their beach house

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Speaker 3: like twenty seven dollars pizza, seventeen dollars grocery store run.

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Speaker 3: Is it rude for me to tell her? It was

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Speaker 1: I'm already lost. I don't understand.

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Speaker 4: I have so many thoughts on this. God, this is

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Speaker 4: than to ever be called cheap. And you and I

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Speaker 3: Not disturb enough? Go on Howie shush uh? Yes, going

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Speaker 4: I would be There is a I will die before

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Speaker 4: I have been in situations before where I felt like I'm,

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Speaker 2: The and then they don't pick up.

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Speaker 4: They don't even offer the next time we go out

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Speaker 2: Like I would freak out.

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Speaker 4: If someone ever was like, oh my god, she never pays,

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Speaker 4: have so much fucking money, how many times, like going

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Speaker 4: out to dinner with Larry David. Larry doesn't need me

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Speaker 4: to pick up his dinner, but you know why.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna pick up dinner Kelly, Like just give your

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Speaker 3: you have to pay for us.

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Speaker 1: Like it's like we almost dislocate our arm.

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Speaker 3: Chris is like running to the bathroom for a fake

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Speaker 3: So I'm like, bitch, don't that was our move because

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Speaker 3: it's like with them, we don't want them to think

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Speaker 4: You know you pay ever, ever, And that's why I said,

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Speaker 2: I don't care.

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Speaker 4: I would be absolutely mortified that the fact that like,

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Speaker 4: a free trip, but like a more request for twenty

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Speaker 4: seven dollars for pizza. These people are not like no,

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry. I don't know how you would handle that.

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Speaker 2: What do you would you do?

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Speaker 3: Well? I just honestly, I think about our whole thing

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Speaker 3: with like like Yellowstone, you know, about getting the bill,

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Speaker 3: and finally you were like, listen, can you please give

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Speaker 1: And I will give you the bill.

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Speaker 4: By the way, I just you know, this morning, I

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Speaker 4: asked Steve, I go, did you text about this?

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Speaker 1: I just got it. Jared, don't head it.

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Speaker 3: I got it, but I'll send it to you explain

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Speaker 3: the story it's like it is, because then it ruins

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Speaker 2: So the background here is Aaron is if.

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Speaker 4: Aaron and Jared are very generous and they always invite Montana,

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Speaker 4: but it is it's a club that they're a member of.

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Speaker 4: So you can't pay when the dinner comes. You can't

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Speaker 4: give them your credit card. It has to go on

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Speaker 4: a separate account, which is their account, because it's a club.

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Speaker 4: So I feel really uncomfortable every time when a drink,

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Speaker 3: Feel like you can't get a drink, yeah, because you're

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Speaker 4: I drink right, and so you can anyways, have worked

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Speaker 4: it out where we can have like a separate account

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Speaker 4: and pay you for what we spend, because then everyone

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Speaker 4: you're being taken advantage of which I know you wouldn't.

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Speaker 2: But anyways, in this particular case, you know what I

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Speaker 4: I would send back the venmo for the twenty seven dollars,

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Speaker 4: and I would write back in the little memo line,

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Speaker 4: hope you had a great time at my beach house,

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Speaker 4: because fuck off like the fact that like you're not

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Speaker 2: Then don't go to the beach house.

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Speaker 4: Don't take advantage of like my generosity, and then come

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Speaker 2: I don't like that.

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Speaker 1: I don't like that grocery store run.

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Speaker 3: You should offer to bring the groceries if you're staying

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but you should.

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Speaker 4: If they're offering the house, you pay for the groceries. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: this is not hard. Who are your friends, We'll be

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Speaker 4: your friends. We'll fight over who will pay for the

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Speaker 4: bill exactly. We have a lot to talk about on

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Speaker 4: the Big Show. Obviously, Let's do it. Love you guys,

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Speaker 4: Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.