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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the

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Speaker 1: subject I took my husband to my boyfriend's house. What what? What? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Im precious, Okay, all right, but right now the nephew

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Speaker 1: is out. But guess who's in junior? In for the nephew. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: with today's prank phone call, what you got for its junior?

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Speaker 1: Well today, shirty, the prank is Christmas decorations. Christmas decorations,

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Speaker 1: because that's what it's about. Running love. I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: read cecil. Yeah, this cecil's going on. Hey, this manny Man,

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Speaker 1: I live like about four streets over from you. This manny,

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Speaker 1: How you doing, brother, I'm doing, dood man, How you doing?

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Speaker 1: I'm good? Hey, uh, I see you you You got

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Speaker 1: your Christmas lights up right? You know I got them up.

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Speaker 1: I got my whole of theme. Everything fit up. Man,

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Speaker 1: it's just looking real good. Okay. Let me let me

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Speaker 1: ask you something, man. The theme you got your yard?

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Speaker 1: Where you get that idea from? What you mean? Where

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Speaker 1: I get him from the idea? Like you got the

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Speaker 1: snow man, you got Santa claud some reindeals, you got

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Speaker 1: your whole house decorated. You got Jesus with the manger

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Speaker 1: and the the wise men around him. Where did you

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Speaker 1: get your idea from? I'm I'm lost what you're talking about. Man?

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Speaker 1: You ask me where I got a thing from? I

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Speaker 1: mean you trying to apply from. I'm I'm asking you

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Speaker 1: a question. Where did you get the idea from? I

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Speaker 1: made this up? May up Jesus, Jesus and the man

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Speaker 1: you know that represents Chrystal. Man. You go with the

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Speaker 1: thing that's Chrystmas base man, and that's that's Chrystmas base, Jesus,

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Speaker 1: there crystals Jesus and just in Jerusalem and Beth Lamb

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Speaker 1: and hey, what's what's going on? Man? Who are you

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Speaker 1: when you get my number from any I'm I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: manny Man, I'm manny I got I got your number

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Speaker 1: from one of the people that live on your street.

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Speaker 1: And I'm just asking you on the reel where you

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Speaker 1: get this idea from? I made this idea? If I

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Speaker 1: made this up? Man, I made this up just the

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Speaker 1: second time you asked me where I get idea? What

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Speaker 1: are you trying to go? The real deal? Dog, the

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Speaker 1: same thing you got if you come post streets over.

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Speaker 1: I got the same thing in my yard, and it

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Speaker 1: looked like you just stole my idea. And see what

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Speaker 1: you ain't gonna do is try to win Christmas Yard

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Speaker 1: of the season, and you just stole my idea. That's

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Speaker 1: the problem I got with you. Now, the problem you

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Speaker 1: got is likeing twisted. Okay, because see I put this

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Speaker 1: together without here, I never even heard of you many

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Speaker 1: begin with. Secondly, I've been doing this particular theme in

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Speaker 1: my yard because I've been standing over. I've been standing

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Speaker 1: over in six years. You ain't had that. You ain't

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Speaker 1: had that theme last year. You ain't that this thing

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Speaker 1: last year. And to give and I put my up

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Speaker 1: in the same place every dayn time I put it down.

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Speaker 1: You did not have this last talk about who are

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Speaker 1: you to call me and tell me about my theme

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Speaker 1: and about my yard and what you got going on.

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Speaker 1: I know you ain't copying there. Man, I'm gonna tell

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Speaker 1: you right now, and I ain't gonna go no further.

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Speaker 1: You need to rearrange your theme and get a different thing,

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Speaker 1: because you got the same theme I got. Now you

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Speaker 1: need to rearrange your okay, because I ain't rearranging jack

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Speaker 1: over here, Hey, man, let me tell you that I

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Speaker 1: got to come over there and let me tell you something, man,

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Speaker 1: And I'm being really as real as I can be

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Speaker 1: with you. If I got to come over there and

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Speaker 1: unplug stuff, if you got to come if I got

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Speaker 1: to come over to your house plug some stuff, no no, no,

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Speaker 1: see if that thing my foot will be getting up

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Speaker 1: plug from your First of all, you ain't gonna come

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Speaker 1: on my street, in my house and just tech me

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Speaker 1: my yard sat that way. I'll tell you what. Then,

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna do this ship. I'm gonna just come

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Speaker 1: them wise me and at your yard. That's what I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna do. Come over this way and talking about messing

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Speaker 1: with Jesus and the manger, it's gonna be some real

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Speaker 1: poles because first of all, that's like sickly, that's that's

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Speaker 1: the seller other things. Now, if you want to come

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Speaker 1: what's the bottom line is just right, here. You got

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Speaker 1: Your stuff look like? Man? It from four five s?

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Speaker 1: Who the head? This man in? Any Wait? Man, it

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Speaker 1: ain't got no right coming on my street because you

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Speaker 1: don't stay on this street. You're going around looking at people,

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Speaker 1: trying to get your ideas. Man, you got a rich No. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm very original. I moved to this neighborhood and

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Speaker 1: folk you did. I've been here. I've been here teen years.

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Speaker 1: You've been here by six. I lone. You've been living

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Speaker 1: over here. How are you gonna tell me? You've been

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Speaker 1: running your teams long, not been running mine? Who you clay? Hey? Man?

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Speaker 1: And it ain't. I ain't got time to go back, man,

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Speaker 1: You know what, I got better things, So I still

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Speaker 1: got some more lights put up. Hey, I gotta want

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Speaker 1: to class to go back and forth. When I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: tell you just right here. I'm gonna come take Jesus

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Speaker 1: to take Jesus out my yard. And I see now

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Speaker 1: you're signing like when I'm crazy people talk about taking

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Speaker 1: Jesus out of my life. That's where you've got life

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Speaker 1: and mess up. Come on over, I got come over, man,

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Speaker 1: and that's what you look here. Don't turn your life

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Speaker 1: On's gonna be on the nice tomorrow night and every

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Speaker 1: other night. Tell about taking my Jesus in the manners.

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Speaker 1: I'm original as a written that could be. Come over

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Speaker 1: if you want to. I got something for you. You

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Speaker 1: have stole my ideal and we're talking about this killing idea.

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Speaker 1: Come on here, hey, dog dog, let me tell you

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Speaker 1: something right now. Jesus and then wise me is coming

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Speaker 1: out your yard today. Now you know what, man, I'm

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Speaker 1: tough with you. Man, I'm through with you. You You know what.

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Speaker 1: Come over here if you want to touch my baking Jesus,

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Speaker 1: touch my manjer touch Mary Joe's and the wide man,

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Speaker 1: and I'm gonna put the North Star over your Literally, man,

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Speaker 1: I don't know where you get my number for me? Now?

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Speaker 1: Who are you? Anyway? Who is it who are you? Man?

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Speaker 1: I tell you what you tell about coming over here?

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Speaker 1: Missing with anything on com okay said to go off

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Speaker 1: every evening at Duff from the story getting off my

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Speaker 1: going on left money come on the night? Why why

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Speaker 1: you why you can't come up with your own team? Man?

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Speaker 1: What you can look at it? I'll tell you what

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Speaker 1: man who for you? Anyway? We just watched right how

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Speaker 1: you stay four five three over? What kind of call

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Speaker 1: you got? Your god? Where I come find you? Little?

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Speaker 1: Come deal with right now where you are, right now?

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Speaker 1: Where you know what? Don't worry about where I'm at.

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm at in your life. About now I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: come fine, No, your life ain't coming on tonight? What

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Speaker 1: some polems in your life. It's gonna be on the breeze.

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Speaker 1: And you I don't let you know this man who

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Speaker 1: to you? Anyway? Man? You don't caused me out of

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Speaker 1: the blue telling me that you're gonna come disconnect my

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Speaker 1: life and still my major and take my baby jeans out?

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Speaker 1: The man? And who are you send up here accusing

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Speaker 1: me or steeling your things when it's been my theme

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Speaker 1: or all these years, six years I've been doing it,

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Speaker 1: not a warm best yard three year or three years

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Speaker 1: running in this season. Now I think you're trying to

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Speaker 1: I be sitting your man? You know what you and

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Speaker 1: your and I read it. Deal with your right Hey, dog, dog,

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go back and forth with you. You

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Speaker 1: I have one that's your three years running and you're

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Speaker 1: saying I got the thing you you should have been getting.

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Speaker 1: You must not be doing it right. Let let me

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Speaker 1: let me, let me, let me go on say this

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Speaker 1: to you right now. Dogs, what Larry on your streets

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Speaker 1: told me to call you. Lary told you to come

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Speaker 1: Laver gave you my number. Larry and Tommy told me

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Speaker 1: Do you know who Tommy is? Nothing that ain't there,

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Speaker 1: ain't never missing, ain't Tommy? To me? Who I'm Tommy?

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Speaker 1: I'm nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You

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Speaker 1: just got planked by your boy Larry Man Nephew Tommy

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Speaker 1: Show Lely told me to call you. It's a you

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Speaker 1: win every single year the Christmas but it's a pointed Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Let me ask you something. What's the baddest radio show

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Speaker 1: in the lane? Oh man hands, I don't know. The

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Speaker 1: My baby Jesus is gonna be to Mary. You touch Jesus,

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Speaker 1: You're gonna need Jesus when you may. Jesus, Mary, Joseph

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Speaker 1: on your ass. That's too much. You come on around

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Speaker 1: here if you think, come on, I got something for yours.

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Speaker 1: Come on Christmas decorations for real? Man, No, I know

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Speaker 1: the hell is Manny? Hey man, what kind of car

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Speaker 1: you drive? I'll come around and find you. I'll come

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Speaker 1: to your y'all right? All right, thank you, Junior in

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Speaker 1: for the Nephew coming up next, Strawberry Letter. I took

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Speaker 1: my husband to my boyfriend's house. Who We'll get into

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Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening to the Stave Harvey

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