1 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:07,280 Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession, I can't take back earl arms. 2 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:10,360 Speaker 2: Mouse speak. 3 00:00:11,280 --> 00:00:13,240 Speaker 1: We got a text seventy five nine two that says, 4 00:00:13,320 --> 00:00:16,520 Speaker 1: I preheat my toilet paper on the radiator for a 5 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:19,320 Speaker 1: more pleasant wiping experience. 6 00:00:19,079 --> 00:00:22,440 Speaker 2: That actually sounds lovely, says it. 7 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:25,000 Speaker 1: Works most of the time. I did have to move 8 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:27,319 Speaker 1: apartments once when I forgot to take it off. 9 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:31,640 Speaker 2: Who is not a good idea? 10 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:34,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, we do get a lot of bathroom confessions, though 11 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:36,120 Speaker 1: from our listeners on the text board. 12 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:37,520 Speaker 2: Maybe that's where they're listening from. 13 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:39,920 Speaker 1: Maybe it does say a lot that people willing to 14 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:42,519 Speaker 1: share their most vulnerable moments with us right here in 15 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:45,720 Speaker 1: the speaker. I feel like we're right there in the 16 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:48,400 Speaker 1: bathroom with you. Yeah, so thank you for that. We've 17 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:50,040 Speaker 1: got a woman who's ready to come clean about one 18 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:51,040 Speaker 1: of her biggest secrets. 19 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:54,400 Speaker 2: Bro come clean, get it. 20 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:58,120 Speaker 1: She's choosing to go by Beth today. So Beth's welcome 21 00:00:58,120 --> 00:00:58,600 Speaker 1: to the show. 22 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:00,840 Speaker 3: Hi, guys, thanks for having me. 23 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:02,760 Speaker 2: You're high brow Bess. 24 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:05,840 Speaker 3: Are you ready for this? I am all right. 25 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:08,440 Speaker 1: Well, voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker. 26 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:10,080 Speaker 1: Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession. 27 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:14,680 Speaker 3: Okay, Well, just a little bit of background. My husband 28 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:16,640 Speaker 3: and I got married about twelve years ago. 29 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:19,440 Speaker 2: Or maybe not, I don't know. 30 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:22,240 Speaker 3: Twelve years is a long time. Well it surprisingly this 31 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:25,800 Speaker 3: actually isn't about our marriage. It's just it's about the 32 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:31,160 Speaker 3: honeymoon more than anything. Okay, honeymoon in Italy. And we 33 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:33,120 Speaker 3: went to Venice for a couple of days. 34 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:36,320 Speaker 2: Oh that's awesome. That's a great honeymoon. 35 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:38,160 Speaker 3: Yeah. And I don't know if you've ever been, but 36 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:42,520 Speaker 3: the shopping there is just insane, Like, oh my god, 37 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:48,240 Speaker 3: yeah awesome. So on our last day, we stopped into 38 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:51,520 Speaker 3: this little art shop, uh huh, and I saw this 39 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:54,840 Speaker 3: sculpture that I just had to have. It was beautiful. 40 00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:57,360 Speaker 2: Your new husband's like, god, you have to pick a 41 00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:59,920 Speaker 2: three dimensional thing to yah. 42 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:04,760 Speaker 3: Yeah. It was like the female angel and it was brods. 43 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:07,800 Speaker 3: It was it wasn't huge, but it was very heavy. 44 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:08,760 Speaker 2: Yeah wow. 45 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:12,200 Speaker 3: And I just like obsessed about it and walked away 46 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:14,480 Speaker 3: from it and kept talking about it and finally went 47 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:17,359 Speaker 3: back and got it. And you know, my husband did 48 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:20,040 Speaker 3: not want me to get it because first of all, 49 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:24,240 Speaker 3: it was really expensive taking it back and. 50 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:26,359 Speaker 2: All of that, Like what a thing to have from 51 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:28,240 Speaker 2: your honeymoon? You know, like that's something that will like 52 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:31,400 Speaker 2: live in your family. Has such a beautiful story to it, you. 53 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:33,880 Speaker 1: Probably have to ship it to yourself and say. 54 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:36,239 Speaker 2: You pack it in or just buy another piece of luck, 55 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:38,320 Speaker 2: you know, like you can get it back in your luggage. 56 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:40,359 Speaker 1: Or smuggle it inside of your body. 57 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:51,560 Speaker 2: To have some pliny wings that what you did? Did 58 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:53,119 Speaker 2: you smuggle it on your body? 59 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:56,280 Speaker 3: Well? No, As a matter of fact, getting at home 60 00:02:56,360 --> 00:03:01,280 Speaker 3: kind of took care of itself. Well after I got it, 61 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:03,360 Speaker 3: you know, you're always taking pictures, and I was, I'm 62 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:06,080 Speaker 3: going to take a picture of me with a statue 63 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:08,119 Speaker 3: right after we got it. So I put it up 64 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:11,200 Speaker 3: on you know, like a ledge on one of the bridges, 65 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:15,040 Speaker 3: and he was taking a picture of me next to it, 66 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:20,480 Speaker 3: and my elbow knock it off the bridge over. 67 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:25,640 Speaker 1: One of the canals. Yes, oh my god, I would 68 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:26,720 Speaker 1: have probably broken or dent. 69 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:29,640 Speaker 3: Well, it didn't go directly into the water. 70 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:31,760 Speaker 1: Oh what happened? 71 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:34,320 Speaker 3: Yeah, there was a gondola underneath. 72 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:37,279 Speaker 1: There's always gondolas. 73 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:41,480 Speaker 2: Did you kill a gondola driver? Nod? 74 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:45,720 Speaker 3: It was empty, but it did go through, Like gondolas are, 75 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:51,440 Speaker 3: they're very simple. Boat went through and like it it 76 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:58,640 Speaker 3: cracked made a hole in the boat sank, it sank well, 77 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:00,440 Speaker 3: I don't know if it I don't know if it 78 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:04,160 Speaker 3: sink completely, because we left that it was taking on water. 79 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:09,040 Speaker 1: Well. 80 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:11,400 Speaker 3: I wanted to wait for somebody, like I really did, 81 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:13,880 Speaker 3: but my husband was like, no, we need to get 82 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:19,640 Speaker 3: the hell out of here. And we were just I 83 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:21,839 Speaker 3: mean both of us were really afraid that, like, you know, 84 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:24,760 Speaker 3: the Italian police are going to show us, and but 85 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:29,680 Speaker 3: nothing happened, and we left the next day minus a statue. 86 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:35,240 Speaker 3: Like for all these years, like I really really felt 87 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:39,360 Speaker 3: like horrible about it. And then two months ago we 88 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:44,640 Speaker 3: decided to go back. Yeah. Yeah, we went back to Venice, 89 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:49,080 Speaker 3: you know, for like ten year anniversary. And so we 90 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:55,480 Speaker 3: went back to the same bridge. 91 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:54,640 Speaker 2: And you pushed your husband over. 92 00:04:55,839 --> 00:04:57,800 Speaker 3: No, I think he wanted to put me over. 93 00:04:59,480 --> 00:04:59,760 Speaker 1: The scene. 94 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:02,840 Speaker 3: You did see the same I saw the same gondola 95 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:08,400 Speaker 3: and because you can see where the floor was replaced, a. 96 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:15,880 Speaker 2: Whole thing, yeah, oh wow, And that made you feel 97 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:17,280 Speaker 2: better finally at least it was like. 98 00:05:17,279 --> 00:05:20,400 Speaker 3: One hole well there was there was nobody in it, 99 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:23,479 Speaker 3: so you know, I didn't actually like say anything, but 100 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:26,320 Speaker 3: what I did is I left one thousand dollars in 101 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:28,480 Speaker 3: an envelope and kind of explained it. 102 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:32,320 Speaker 1: You left it on the gondola the boat was fixed. 103 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:35,080 Speaker 3: Well, it wasn't like out in the open. It was 104 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:37,159 Speaker 3: on the gondola. It wasn't like out in the open. 105 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:38,640 Speaker 3: It was tucked away with the note. 106 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,240 Speaker 1: Wow. What did the note say? 107 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:45,359 Speaker 3: Just that I was the one who had put the 108 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:49,920 Speaker 3: hole in the boat with the statue years before, and 109 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:52,279 Speaker 3: you know that I felt bad and here's some money 110 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:55,080 Speaker 3: and hopefully that was in some way make up for it. 111 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:57,919 Speaker 1: So somehow the gondle driver's been working there for like 112 00:05:57,960 --> 00:05:59,240 Speaker 1: seven years, so he's like, who is it? 113 00:05:59,279 --> 00:06:06,320 Speaker 2: He's randomly, man, that is the most expensive statue that 114 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:07,320 Speaker 2: has never been owned. 115 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:11,760 Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, you pretty much just paid to clear your conscience. Really, 116 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:13,839 Speaker 1: I mean that must feel good after all those years 117 00:06:13,839 --> 00:06:16,880 Speaker 1: of having your way on YouTube, because. 118 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:19,000 Speaker 3: It finally gave me closure and I didn't feel like 119 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:20,040 Speaker 3: such a criminal. 120 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:23,000 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, even though that guy probably just made a 121 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:24,800 Speaker 1: thousand bucks off. Yeah, I got a poddleboard. 122 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:26,039 Speaker 2: You can go to hole in and give me a 123 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:27,279 Speaker 2: thousand dollars if you wanted. 124 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:32,000 Speaker 1: We know you're rich. Yeah, yeah, I'm glad you got 125 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,800 Speaker 1: that off of your conscious text in seventy five nine too. 126 00:06:34,839 --> 00:06:36,400 Speaker 1: If you have a confession you've been holding on to, 127 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:38,720 Speaker 1: we can hide your identity, masks your voice, and make 128 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:40,760 Speaker 1: you the next mass speaker. We got the phone tap 129 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:43,280 Speaker 1: coming up, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.