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Speaker 1: I want that? Can? Can? Can they be in like outfits?

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Speaker 1: But he's not much of a a style kid, is he.

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Speaker 1: I mean, he's like a sports style. I know he

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Speaker 1: So if he has a nice pair of sneakers, he'll

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Speaker 1: He's growing so fast and he loves basketball right now,

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Speaker 1: out all my fantasies through my child. Which are you

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Speaker 1: gonna do? What you're gonna do? The Lebron route? And

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Speaker 1: I don't know impressed that I know that the name Brownie.

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Speaker 1: he's fabulous. The kid Kimball. He plays for Sierra Canyon,

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Speaker 1: then kick cam ball. Now he's like six three, which

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Speaker 1: That's the other thing. So a lot of people were

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Speaker 1: and measured. No, it's just that No. Uh, they're trying

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Speaker 1: before we move on basketball related DeMar de Rosen, I

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Speaker 1: twilight of your career when we had Chase saying that

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Speaker 1: been more wrong in my life. DeMar Derozen, you are

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Speaker 1: which isn't really fair fighting, right, Donald. I don't know

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Speaker 1: There was a lot of controversy involved with this Olympics,

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Speaker 1: that's that's the that's that that's fistfighting territory right there,

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Speaker 1: That's when you start, hey, Timmy, and then you're step

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Speaker 1: they just want dental. Yeah, Rudy, did you really pull

421
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:45,240
Speaker 1: out your tooth? Yeah? Now, Donald back Alley money now

422
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:47,920
Speaker 1: I didn't know this was I mean, once it's explained

423
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:50,280
Speaker 1: in the show, it of course makes sense that it's taboo.

424
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:54,679
Speaker 1: But um, you're concerned. Turk is concerned that Carla might

425
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:57,000
Speaker 1: not go back to work, and so he instantly starts

426
00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:59,600
Speaker 1: trying to get that back alley money. Well, I mean,

427
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:03,240
Speaker 1: let's get up in one hundred. Everybody hustles, no matter what,

428
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:06,040
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, and in time of need,

429
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:10,800
Speaker 1: some people, you know, if it's not hurting anybody, some

430
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:14,080
Speaker 1: people feel like hustling on the other side of the

431
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:18,040
Speaker 1: law can sometimes be very lucrative. My question for Turkeys,

432
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:19,560
Speaker 1: what's he gonna do with that money? Like, he got

433
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:22,119
Speaker 1: to pay taxes, you know what I mean at some

434
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:25,400
Speaker 1: point on it, not if it's in twenty dollars increments,

435
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:27,080
Speaker 1: but he has to put it in a bank and

436
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:28,960
Speaker 1: stuff like that. How are you gonna claim all of that? Yeah?

437
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,639
Speaker 1: Put the Why is he gonna put his twenty dollars

438
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:34,120
Speaker 1: he got from the fucking guy into the bank? Oh

439
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:41,119
Speaker 1: look at your new headphones, Daniel, you came through like that. Yeah.

440
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:45,439
Speaker 1: Oh they're the same brand, they're just a newer model. Sure. Oh, Daniel,

441
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:48,640
Speaker 1: you gave him the newer model. You know, he needed

442
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:52,120
Speaker 1: a full upgrade as well. Have the four forties because

443
00:26:52,119 --> 00:26:54,919
Speaker 1: I have the four forties. I think you have the

444
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:58,040
Speaker 1: four donald What do they say on the on the side,

445
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:03,440
Speaker 1: what number? Oh they don't they just say oh because

446
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:09,040
Speaker 1: right now the shore four forty A oh man, I'm

447
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:13,119
Speaker 1: gonna need those, Danil, I'll get some ship read over

448
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:16,399
Speaker 1: to you. So I'm just saying, like, you know, Turkey

449
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:19,679
Speaker 1: is trying to put that money to good use, and

450
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:24,879
Speaker 1: he's taken twenty dollars here, five dollars there from people

451
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:26,720
Speaker 1: and he's been doing it for a minute ever since

452
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:29,480
Speaker 1: Carla said she doesn't think she'd ever go back to work. Now.

453
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:31,840
Speaker 1: I did laugh when I went out. We we could

454
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:34,040
Speaker 1: go to the cotton candy man and I and I

455
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:37,880
Speaker 1: I have scruples about it. I'm not sure. But he

456
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:43,240
Speaker 1: shows me his rash, which is disgusting because it's just

457
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:47,560
Speaker 1: it's not very good looking rash. It looks like it's bad,

458
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:53,720
Speaker 1: and I say, it's probably just eggzema one blue please yes, Like, well,

459
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:56,760
Speaker 1: then how you start up? Oh wait, is that blue?

460
00:27:57,480 --> 00:28:01,440
Speaker 1: Just put it in? Just put a fresh which is

461
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:05,040
Speaker 1: a stupid because cotton candy doesn't have any Does cotton

462
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:08,560
Speaker 1: canny have any different taste depending on never tasted cotton

463
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:12,160
Speaker 1: candy that's tasted that has no It tastes like like whatever,

464
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:15,800
Speaker 1: it's just sugar that's been spun up in that weird way.

465
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:19,920
Speaker 1: And then it has colors. Yes, is that blue? It

466
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:23,520
Speaker 1: smells like a fish vedge of blue. Just put it in.

467
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:29,440
Speaker 1: I can smell it. I can. You know, for somebody

468
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:31,480
Speaker 1: who thought this wasn't the best episode in the world,

469
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:35,560
Speaker 1: you laughed a lot. Huh Well, I'm laughing and recounting

470
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 1: it with you because I love you and you cheer

471
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:40,760
Speaker 1: me up and make me laugh. But I watched this

472
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:44,840
Speaker 1: being like, oh, season six, what are you right? And

473
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:47,160
Speaker 1: Joel's right, I think when you come off five, which

474
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:51,240
Speaker 1: I think I think is might be the winner for

475
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 1: best season of all, we'll determine that we know we

476
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:59,320
Speaker 1: know nines not, so we've got seven and eight and

477
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:02,280
Speaker 1: six seven. It ain't to see if any anything beats five.

478
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:04,320
Speaker 1: But I don't know. Maybe I'm just judging it harshly,

479
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 1: but it doesn't. But also, you know, it's a rough start.

480
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you, This one had so

481
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 1: many jokes in it. I thought some of them fell flat.

482
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:15,800
Speaker 1: But when we talk about them now, they're so funny.

483
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:19,880
Speaker 1: We established that Kelsel really loves the muffins and he

484
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:27,040
Speaker 1: samples them and then returns them. Yes, he's uh. Doesn't

485
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:29,560
Speaker 1: American Express have that thing that you can do? Now?

486
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:32,960
Speaker 1: What do you mean sample a muffin? American Express has

487
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,880
Speaker 1: something where you can buy something and if you don't

488
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 1: like it, you can return it and get your money back,

489
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:44,480
Speaker 1: no matter what you buy or where you buy. Really, Daniel,

490
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:52,400
Speaker 1: what's he talking about? I do not know? Well too, yep.

491
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 1: Everything has a lot of things have a return, but

492
00:29:57,200 --> 00:30:00,080
Speaker 1: I always realized that no one who does that like

493
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:04,000
Speaker 1: usually the putting it back in the box and dealing

494
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:07,600
Speaker 1: with returning it pain. You have not met my wife.

495
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:11,480
Speaker 1: My wife buys so much stuff online and oh my god,

496
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 1: I get so many emails from places your return has

497
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 1: gone through, like she because has no problem returning ship

498
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:22,360
Speaker 1: well with clothes and women in clothes especially. Oh no,

499
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:24,280
Speaker 1: it doesn't have to be closed. It could be a baby.

500
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 1: See Joel, am I wrong? Joel's face? Did it again? Well,

501
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:30,280
Speaker 1: it could be like a baby's car seat. My wife

502
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:32,360
Speaker 1: would be like, you know what, we used it, but

503
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:36,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna return this ship. See if it has a policy,

504
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:39,000
Speaker 1: I love it. American Express will let you. If you

505
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:41,120
Speaker 1: try to return an item within ninety days and the

506
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:44,040
Speaker 1: store doesn't take it back, American Express will refund you

507
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:47,600
Speaker 1: the full price, up to three hundred dollars per item,

508
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:50,560
Speaker 1: excluding shipping and handling charges, and up to a maximum

509
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:54,480
Speaker 1: of a thousand dollars per card member account. Wow, so

510
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 1: you can go buy some weemen some weeks an ad.

511
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:02,680
Speaker 1: But that's a pretty dope policy. If you go buy

512
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 1: some weed. No, I don't can weed applies? Donald, Okay,

513
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:09,840
Speaker 1: you could return to ashes and be like I smoked

514
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:14,760
Speaker 1: it the ashes. I smoked it and I didn't get

515
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:18,640
Speaker 1: that high. That would be a funny hidden camera prank

516
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:21,680
Speaker 1: um to go back to a weed shop with the ashes.

517
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:31,280
Speaker 1: I didn't like this. I didn't like it didn't for me. Yeah,

518
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:34,400
Speaker 1: it didn't fulfill its promise. You said it had thirty

519
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:37,160
Speaker 1: one grahams the THHC in it. I felt twenty five.

520
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:39,840
Speaker 1: We're gonna go to break and when we come back,

521
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:42,320
Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about how the janitor puts some schnops

522
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:51,640
Speaker 1: in his lattes. He'll be right back for you. Bad

523
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:53,360
Speaker 1: I got a funny idea for the end of the show.

524
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 1: Joelle has just informed us that our guest had to bail,

525
00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:59,880
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna I'm gonna try and FaceTime. We'll play

526
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:05,760
Speaker 1: game called FaceTime. Someone Random from Scrubs ell yeah, and

527
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:08,240
Speaker 1: I'll and I'll put I'll put the mic up to

528
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:11,560
Speaker 1: my mic. I'll put the speaker up to my mic.

529
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:14,240
Speaker 1: That'll be our game. Dolls, Do you like that? No,

530
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:16,719
Speaker 1: I don't like that game. We're not. I'm not going

531
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:18,840
Speaker 1: to tell you who I'm facetiming. Random will be a surprise.

532
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:22,360
Speaker 1: I don't want to play that game. We're playing, so sorry.

533
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:25,040
Speaker 1: They're not gonna stay on long. They'll stay on for

534
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:27,480
Speaker 1: thirty seconds and say, Hi, I think the fans would

535
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 1: like that. Fans? Would you like that? Fans? No, fans.

536
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:35,280
Speaker 1: I want you to really speak to your device and

537
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 1: say whether you'd like that. Oh, I heard an overwhelming yes, Joel,

538
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:42,080
Speaker 1: I heard, don't do it. You're asking for it, but okay,

539
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:46,840
Speaker 1: here we go. Hey, is that is Catcher Kircher from

540
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,800
Speaker 1: Full House? Is that the same dude from Aladdin, the

541
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 1: one that played DJ's boyfriend. I don't know. There's no

542
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:57,040
Speaker 1: idea what you're talking about, so okay, hold on the

543
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:59,960
Speaker 1: voice Ladden, who was also DJ's boyfriend from Full House.

544
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:03,240
Speaker 1: Is it the same dude that's playing the kiss ass

545
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:08,240
Speaker 1: doctor for the person who has the private practice private practice?

546
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:13,600
Speaker 1: I don't believe so, but they do look similar. His

547
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:16,719
Speaker 1: name is Scott Weinger. I'm looking to see you if

548
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:22,440
Speaker 1: he has a scrubs credit. Well, Donald, why did I

549
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 1: you're correct, you're a thousand correct? Wow, he is absolutely right. Wow,

550
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:35,240
Speaker 1: out of me. I can show you sing shining Well,

551
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:38,719
Speaker 1: Brad Kane did the singing part. Oh, he was just

552
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 1: the voice. He did the voice. Brad Kane did the singing.

553
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:45,080
Speaker 1: I know this because I went to high school with

554
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:49,640
Speaker 1: Brad Kane. I always think that's weird. You know, it's funny.

555
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:52,760
Speaker 1: It's less weird um with animation. But back in the

556
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:57,840
Speaker 1: day in the musicals, somebody else would sing the songs. Well,

557
00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:00,479
Speaker 1: Zac Efron in the first high school music. Cool, that's

558
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:03,920
Speaker 1: not him singing. But he sings from afterwards. But that's

559
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:08,440
Speaker 1: not him, not one. You've just destroyed my high school reality.

560
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:11,760
Speaker 1: What is happening? I didn't know that either. Wow. Wow,

561
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:14,000
Speaker 1: he sings in two and three but not in one.

562
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:18,560
Speaker 1: I think um actually in your favorite movie in canto,

563
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:20,640
Speaker 1: I think there's some people that are the voice but

564
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:24,959
Speaker 1: not the singer man in canto. My man, I gotta

565
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 1: tell you something right now, I knowing we don't talk

566
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:31,719
Speaker 1: about Bruno all day long. It is hire, dude, like

567
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:36,040
Speaker 1: it just is. Oh, it was my wedding. It was

568
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:41,000
Speaker 1: our wedding day. We were getting married, wedding a clouding,

569
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:44,840
Speaker 1: no cloud in the sky. Well, it's gonna be the

570
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:49,920
Speaker 1: first person to double egot, right, I agree with you.

571
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:52,360
Speaker 1: I'm putting I mean like, I mean, like if anybody,

572
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 1: like everyone thought after Hamilton's like, wow, holy shit, lin Manuel,

573
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:59,480
Speaker 1: Holy shit, lin Manuel. He crushed it. You know whatn't achievement.

574
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:01,880
Speaker 1: Let's move on to the next topic. And Lynn Manuel

575
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:05,000
Speaker 1: was like, no, I'm just kids started. Yeah, this is

576
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:08,200
Speaker 1: the beginning, Like, dude, for real, man, he could like,

577
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:10,239
Speaker 1: if you would have put odds on it, I think

578
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:12,680
Speaker 1: he has the best odds to double egot right now. Yeah,

579
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 1: I think he'll be the first person to double egot. Joel,

580
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:17,840
Speaker 1: write that down on your on your white board, noted.

581
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,279
Speaker 1: That's I mean, like, who else can come close to that?

582
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:27,880
Speaker 1: Who else can get the Grammy the Tony the Emmy

583
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,279
Speaker 1: and the Oscar and the Oscar and he hath the

584
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:32,360
Speaker 1: way if she really puts her mind to it, she

585
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:33,759
Speaker 1: got to do a lot of more work. She gotta

586
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 1: do a lot more work. She gotta do a lot more.

587
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:39,800
Speaker 1: Lin Manuel Lynn Manuel can do it all. Lin Manuel

588
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:42,480
Speaker 1: can win three like in one shot, you know what

589
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:45,000
Speaker 1: I mean, from one show. That's the thing. Like he

590
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:48,520
Speaker 1: could do the Hamilton, whatever the play is. But Linn

591
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 1: has more access because he's a writer, so he could

592
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:54,720
Speaker 1: he could get some of those awards for his writing

593
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:58,440
Speaker 1: and his songwriting, right, but his projects could win like

594
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:00,800
Speaker 1: three in a row. Like like if he does a movie,

595
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:05,440
Speaker 1: the movie could win, the soundtrack could win, and you know, uh,

596
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:09,440
Speaker 1: and then the adaptation for I don't know if they

597
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:11,560
Speaker 1: do that for TV, but like, you know, the making

598
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:15,839
Speaker 1: of it could win for television. Like it's ridiculous, dude.

599
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,839
Speaker 1: Two of the best things I saw this year, which

600
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:20,360
Speaker 1: were Tick Tick Boom, which he directed, and in Cancer,

601
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:22,880
Speaker 1: which he wrote all the music. I mean, what a

602
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:27,480
Speaker 1: fucking year this guy has had. Dude. He's it's like

603
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:29,839
Speaker 1: I go through waves too, Like I'm like I love him,

604
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:31,560
Speaker 1: then I'm like I hate him. Then I'm like, I

605
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:33,680
Speaker 1: love him. Then I'm like, there's too much of them.

606
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:37,440
Speaker 1: Then I'm like, that's the thing about when someone's on

607
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:39,880
Speaker 1: fire for so long, you start to be like, oh God,

608
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:43,719
Speaker 1: enough interviews. But then you're like, fucking hell, you can't

609
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:47,560
Speaker 1: deny the talent. He's just a fucking genius. Yes, he's amazing.

610
00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:49,799
Speaker 1: Now I read an article because I know you're very

611
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:54,160
Speaker 1: impassioned about why they didn't submit to the oscars as

612
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:58,360
Speaker 1: their choice we don't talk about Bruno. What was the article?

613
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 1: The articles said that they had to choose long before

614
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:04,719
Speaker 1: we don't talk about Bruno became like the number one

615
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:07,600
Speaker 1: song in the country, and so they chose and because

616
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:10,359
Speaker 1: that was specifically about a character, they chose a song

617
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:12,440
Speaker 1: that was about the whole family. And I think they

618
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:15,719
Speaker 1: chose that song that's that's that tells the story of

619
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:18,160
Speaker 1: the family. I believe it just says something about how

620
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:20,240
Speaker 1: good of a song it is when it's not about

621
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:24,840
Speaker 1: you know, love, it's not about it's not about heartache,

622
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:30,080
Speaker 1: it's not about you know, uh, losing someone. It's about

623
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:33,200
Speaker 1: some weird dude named Bruno that the family can't talk about.

624
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:35,399
Speaker 1: You don't even care about the you know what I mean.

625
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:38,680
Speaker 1: It's they're talking about a wedding. They're talking about this

626
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:41,759
Speaker 1: seven foot dude that has rats on his back. They're

627
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:44,760
Speaker 1: talking about this dude that this one girl. Like he's

628
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:47,240
Speaker 1: a pro, he's a he's a he's a prophet. Also

629
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Speaker 1: like these are you're not really so much into the lyrics.

630
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:53,480
Speaker 1: You're in the melody. The lyrics are dope too. That's

631
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:56,080
Speaker 1: what I'm trying to say. It's like, it's it's it's

632
00:37:56,719 --> 00:37:59,759
Speaker 1: it's just a well you know, if you were an

633
00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:02,360
Speaker 1: Arkitech and you had to create a song, and you

634
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:05,080
Speaker 1: had to build a song, it's just well made. Like

635
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:09,840
Speaker 1: everything fits from the beginning to the end. Every line fits.

636
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:12,600
Speaker 1: It's just well done, well done. All right, all right,

637
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:18,200
Speaker 1: let's move on the scrubs. Um smokeacino for Kyle Um.

638
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:21,840
Speaker 1: The janitor quits, the whole brain trust quits and gets

639
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 1: jobs at at the coffee Bucks Cali Bucks because they

640
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:28,400
Speaker 1: learned that coffee Bucks has dental but the hospital doesn't,

641
00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:31,880
Speaker 1: so um they want they want their dental really badly.

642
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:38,760
Speaker 1: Here's here's a crazy thing. Corene Bailey Ray, Yes, yeah,

643
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 1: do you remember Karee Bailey. I go put your records

644
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:49,200
Speaker 1: it's been so long that that now is remade. That's

645
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:51,839
Speaker 1: how long it's been since that song was out. There's

646
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:55,200
Speaker 1: a newer version of it that slaps even harder than

647
00:38:55,239 --> 00:39:01,800
Speaker 1: the original version slaps. Let me go to Urban dictionary.

648
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:09,120
Speaker 1: Um donald um. That's in reference to how Starbucks used

649
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:11,040
Speaker 1: to put out for those of you who are young.

650
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:13,440
Speaker 1: I don't know if they still do this anymore, but

651
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:15,440
Speaker 1: they used to put out CDs. They still do that.

652
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:19,760
Speaker 1: They still have soundtracks. Yes, okay, I don't go to Starbucks.

653
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:24,120
Speaker 1: I don't know. You don't go to Starbucks. I would

654
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 1: choose any other coffee chain. I just don't like Starbucks.

655
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:30,040
Speaker 1: And here here in New York, in LA that we

656
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:32,600
Speaker 1: have something called Blue Bottle, which is the best. I

657
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:35,719
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna take something very good coffee. I like

658
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:39,120
Speaker 1: Starbucks so much now that I used to hate it,

659
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:41,960
Speaker 1: because I really it's Charbucks. They burn their coffee. Yeah,

660
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:45,200
Speaker 1: it tastes burned to me. You come to acchoir that taste,

661
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:49,719
Speaker 1: I wish. No. I never liked it. I never liked

662
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 1: I never liked. It feels so corporate, and it feels

663
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 1: so um. The energy of people in there, it feels

664
00:39:56,239 --> 00:40:00,680
Speaker 1: like an assembly line like human, move forward, get your drug.

665
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:04,040
Speaker 1: I just like the home, the whole vibe. I don't

666
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:07,080
Speaker 1: like um. If there's a blue bottle in your in

667
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:09,920
Speaker 1: your area, check it out. It's really good. They're not

668
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:12,480
Speaker 1: a sponsor. I just love it and telling you it's good. Shit.

669
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:18,719
Speaker 1: So Doug has no ethics whatsoever, none whatsoever. Steal them

670
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:24,640
Speaker 1: guy's money, he steals his shirt. Yeah, yeah, no ethics whatsoever.

671
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:28,719
Speaker 1: Now scrubs Wicky pointed out that if that larger gentleman

672
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:32,560
Speaker 1: had been shot, there would be blood somewhere on the shirt, right,

673
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:36,319
Speaker 1: But there isn't. No, there's not, and that would make

674
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:38,560
Speaker 1: Doug even And by the way, we have no compassion

675
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:42,200
Speaker 1: that none, that he gets shot. None. We're just happy.

676
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:44,719
Speaker 1: We're just happy that you're not caught. You didn't get

677
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:47,040
Speaker 1: caught out there. We make some joke about the corn

678
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:49,759
Speaker 1: dog guy and how they always had beef and it

679
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:52,960
Speaker 1: must have been him that shot him, but we really

680
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:59,680
Speaker 1: move on from his his his bloody demise pretty quickly. Yeah.

681
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:02,600
Speaker 1: I laughed at the janitor's muffin puppet. First of all,

682
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:04,320
Speaker 1: I was glad that it was a puppet because I

683
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:10,239
Speaker 1: was like, thank you, Because now Kelso's having fantasies of

684
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:13,719
Speaker 1: a talking muffin. I was like, oh no, what the

685
00:41:13,719 --> 00:41:15,800
Speaker 1: fuck is happening. He did a good job though, I

686
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:18,839
Speaker 1: mean not only the janitor get a job like and

687
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:22,840
Speaker 1: then become the manager right away, but he's also drilling

688
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:25,960
Speaker 1: holes in the in the in the in the case

689
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:28,560
Speaker 1: in order to operate muffin puppets. I mean, he's really

690
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:35,200
Speaker 1: um so. The kid, the little boy, takes the smoke Pacino,

691
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:37,279
Speaker 1: which is the janitors, and mentioned it is because it's

692
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:41,240
Speaker 1: the most addictive thing because it's tobacco and coffee. Kids.

693
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:49,400
Speaker 1: He says that kid's never gonna grow. Now, Donald, this

694
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 1: is something that really upset me. You hooked up with

695
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:58,840
Speaker 1: Jad's college girlfriend and you said you were only naked

696
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:02,080
Speaker 1: under the covers because you guys had a water balloon

697
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 1: fight and you were cold. And he looked everywhere and

698
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:08,520
Speaker 1: that's that was funny. I'm like everywhere. I just couldn't

699
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:11,560
Speaker 1: find those balloons. The great part was the callback was

700
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 1: after all of that, all of the talk that we

701
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:15,719
Speaker 1: go through, and you're like, is there anything else that

702
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:18,200
Speaker 1: you want? No? But JD trust Turks so much that

703
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:22,080
Speaker 1: he believes such a ridiculous story that he goes looking

704
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:26,279
Speaker 1: for the balloons. Yeah, still he's still like he's still

705
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:28,560
Speaker 1: there's still that little bit of doubt that, well, maybe

706
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:30,680
Speaker 1: there are balloons. But no, wait, was this? Was this

707
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:33,719
Speaker 1: something that we filmed because there was a thing where

708
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:36,480
Speaker 1: you were in bed with my girlfriend? But was it?

709
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:39,520
Speaker 1: But do you remember, like remember that episode where we

710
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:41,960
Speaker 1: did we both had different versions of us of how

711
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:45,240
Speaker 1: it went down. And then I was doing your voice

712
00:42:45,239 --> 00:42:47,600
Speaker 1: and you were doing my voice. Do you remember that?

713
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:50,719
Speaker 1: Has that aired yet? I don't remember? Yes, you do, No,

714
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:55,800
Speaker 1: I don't. That's that's hilarious. Imagine we've already covered it.

715
00:42:57,280 --> 00:43:00,839
Speaker 1: Imagine we've covered it already. I have no idea the

716
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:03,360
Speaker 1: fans listening. Probably no, But there's a I think he

717
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:05,880
Speaker 1: was earlier. But there's a flashback and I catch you

718
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:11,840
Speaker 1: in bed with one of my girlfriends, and and and

719
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:14,480
Speaker 1: I do and I'm telling my version. It's like a

720
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:17,000
Speaker 1: Rascheman thing where I'm telling my version of the story

721
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:19,960
Speaker 1: and doing your voice and you're like, that's not how

722
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,600
Speaker 1: it went down. And then you tell your version of

723
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,760
Speaker 1: the story and you're doing my voice in this nerdy voice.

724
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 1: I don't remember this. Maybe it's this season. I don't know,

725
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:31,920
Speaker 1: but anyway, it sounds a lot like this water balloon

726
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:37,359
Speaker 1: incident everywhere. Now finally the janitor gets his dental. Why

727
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:40,040
Speaker 1: did everyone leave their coffee cups all over the parking lot?

728
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:42,839
Speaker 1: I didn't understand that was really because nobody was cleaning up.

729
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:46,319
Speaker 1: I know, but I mean it was pretty extreme. It's

730
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 1: as though every single person that worked or visited the

731
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:57,040
Speaker 1: hospital through their coffee cup in the parking lot. Yeah,

732
00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:00,319
Speaker 1: not a single person used the trash. The trash there

733
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:03,360
Speaker 1: were thousands. If there were thousands of cups, the trash

734
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:06,960
Speaker 1: cans were overflown. Yes, So I'm kind of into Kim,

735
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:10,120
Speaker 1: you know, JD's finally into somebody. And that's when I knew.

736
00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:12,560
Speaker 1: Right when that happened, I was like, Oh, this ain't

737
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:17,560
Speaker 1: gonna happen. It can't happen. That isn't Ladies and gentlemen.

738
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:20,960
Speaker 1: That is a tall tale sign in television when the

739
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:24,800
Speaker 1: relationship is about to end, when the main character says

740
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:30,799
Speaker 1: this is the relationship. I want guess what that relationship

741
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:35,640
Speaker 1: is about to end? Yeah, in every show name it,

742
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:39,399
Speaker 1: that's how it goes. All Right, we're gonna come right

743
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:42,319
Speaker 1: back and after this break, we're gonna try a quick

744
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:46,000
Speaker 1: round of a FaceTime Roulette because we lost our guests

745
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:49,560
Speaker 1: and we were sorry everybody, but we're gonna play a

746
00:44:49,719 --> 00:44:52,840
Speaker 1: Scrubs FaceTime roulette and see who we get. We'll be

747
00:44:52,920 --> 00:45:01,759
Speaker 1: right back, and we're back. We're about all right. This

748
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:04,879
Speaker 1: may be a total embarrassing failure, but let's try, right

749
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:08,480
Speaker 1: why not? There we go see, let's see what happens.

750
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:17,239
Speaker 1: They don't like us. It is the middle of the day.

751
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:23,760
Speaker 1: They may be working facetimes from close friends. What the fuck? There?

752
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:27,040
Speaker 1: He is? Uh? Sir? Are you willing to be the

753
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:33,439
Speaker 1: very first contestant on FaceTime Roulette on the podcast? Yes?

754
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:41,200
Speaker 1: Right now, Yes, you're on right now. I'm here at

755
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:47,200
Speaker 1: the Compass office in Santa Monica, California. Okay, do you

756
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:50,600
Speaker 1: have a client right now? No, I have an associate

757
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:53,880
Speaker 1: with me. Okay, let's see your associate. You can show her.

758
00:45:54,239 --> 00:45:57,080
Speaker 1: I can't see you're on the podcast. I'd like to

759
00:45:57,080 --> 00:46:02,880
Speaker 1: see the associate. High associate. Hi, Jenny, Rob We're trying

760
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:06,760
Speaker 1: an exercise because we lost our guests in and and

761
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:09,560
Speaker 1: and so I told our fans, our listeners, we're going

762
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:13,200
Speaker 1: to try a new exercise called FaceTime Roulette. And you

763
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:16,799
Speaker 1: and you won, I won. Do you have anything? We

764
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:20,480
Speaker 1: were we're laughing In the episode that we just watched. You, Um,

765
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:26,759
Speaker 1: you told you were very infatuated with Judy Newly breastfeeding

766
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:30,399
Speaker 1: and uh yeah, and you were hidden underneath the bed

767
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:33,040
Speaker 1: as she was breastfeeding and she was considering formula and

768
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:38,719
Speaker 1: you said, don't switch to formula. I said, um, A

769
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:46,520
Speaker 1: formula is bad for the baby. Milk is better. That's

770
00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:49,920
Speaker 1: the same episode where I think I heard, well, how

771
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:52,920
Speaker 1: do you I mean, how do you remember over that you?

772
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:55,120
Speaker 1: I mean, remember we didn't. We did nine years of these.

773
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:58,879
Speaker 1: They're all punch lines. That's why I remember the punch line.

774
00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:00,920
Speaker 1: They're all you guys do the scene, and I come

775
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:03,279
Speaker 1: in and do the punchline. So that's why I remember. No, Rob,

776
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:04,960
Speaker 1: we had a couple of punch lines, Rob, Rob, I

777
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:06,720
Speaker 1: think it's safe to say that we had a handful

778
00:47:06,719 --> 00:47:16,520
Speaker 1: of punchlines. But you do Are you selling lots of houses?

779
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:18,480
Speaker 1: How's it going? The real estate market is on fire

780
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:21,000
Speaker 1: right now. You can't get a house. Yeah, it's a

781
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,360
Speaker 1: great place to live, Santa Monica. If anybody's looking for

782
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:27,359
Speaker 1: a home, call me, because I'm very hooked in right now.

783
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:30,040
Speaker 1: Jenny and I and we're doing big deals as we

784
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:33,600
Speaker 1: as we speak. Okay, well, well just look up Rob

785
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:36,879
Speaker 1: Mashio or the Compass A do you work out of Compass? No,

786
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:40,280
Speaker 1: I don't at the moment. It's Mashio real Estates dot Com.

787
00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:42,160
Speaker 1: There you go, there's your shout out. But Rob, I

788
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:44,600
Speaker 1: do want to tell you this real estate market is

789
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:47,759
Speaker 1: out of control. I don't know if in the whole

790
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:50,839
Speaker 1: country or is it just California. I don't think it's

791
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:53,560
Speaker 1: the whole country. I think it's desirable places to live.

792
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:56,040
Speaker 1: And west of the four or five. Here in Los

793
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:58,919
Speaker 1: Angeles it's really nice, right it's the sun is out,

794
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:01,080
Speaker 1: it's beautiful. It's not west of the four or five.

795
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:05,080
Speaker 1: I'm looking for my parents who were moving down and

796
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:07,120
Speaker 1: I'm trying to help them find a place. An You

797
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:10,440
Speaker 1: can't find anything in Sino. You can't find anything. And

798
00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:15,680
Speaker 1: look in sin if Sherman Oaks, Los Angeles. You're talking

799
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:18,640
Speaker 1: over Donald because you can't hear him. But he's saying no,

800
00:48:18,719 --> 00:48:20,960
Speaker 1: but you can't hear him. This is all spontaneous. But

801
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:24,319
Speaker 1: Donald is saying Sherman Oaks, Studio, city, valley, village, all

802
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:27,320
Speaker 1: of these are you in s everything is going so

803
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:29,680
Speaker 1: much over asking price. I know this is an interesting

804
00:48:29,719 --> 00:48:32,080
Speaker 1: to your audience. I'm sorry, but they might be looking

805
00:48:32,239 --> 00:48:37,680
Speaker 1: to buy in California. Tell Donald, I say hello, and

806
00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:39,560
Speaker 1: I miss him and I miss you too, and I

807
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:43,600
Speaker 1: want to play basketball with Donald. Donald can't play anymore,

808
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:45,600
Speaker 1: but he can play tennis and golf. Are you interested

809
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:49,879
Speaker 1: in either of those? No? Okay, all right, Rob, thank

810
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:52,880
Speaker 1: you for being on FaceTime Roulette. We love you. Do

811
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:56,319
Speaker 1: anything anything you want to say to the fans. The

812
00:48:56,360 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 1: Todd's prescription for everything, ladies and gentlemen is always less moan,

813
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:06,200
Speaker 1: more boning. Okay, aren't you in a work? I want

814
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:08,920
Speaker 1: nothing to do with this. I apologize to the Compass

815
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:14,080
Speaker 1: real estate company. Rob Robbie's saying that in the middle

816
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:17,000
Speaker 1: of an office. Did he say less money, more bony,

817
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:20,160
Speaker 1: less moaning, more boning, more boning. I don't know what

818
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:23,400
Speaker 1: he said, but that still works. Oh sounds great. Okay,

819
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:26,080
Speaker 1: all right, we love you guys, um and um. We'll

820
00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:28,839
Speaker 1: be back next time with another fun episode of season six.

821
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:36,120
Speaker 1: Donald count us out about show we made about a

822
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:47,959
Speaker 1: bunch of doctor nurses. Never so yea around here? Are yeah?

823
00:49:48,239 --> 00:49:54,480
Speaker 1: Around here? Mm hmmm?