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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season to twenty seven,

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Speaker 1: Episode two of Daily Production by Heart Radio. This is

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Speaker 1: a podcast where you take a deep dive into America's

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Speaker 1: shared consciousness. It's Tuesday, March it, which means it's International

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Speaker 1: Women's Day. There, it is there, it is shout out

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Speaker 1: to over half the population on the earth lately overhead. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: amazing work, amazing work, amazing work. Take it from a

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Speaker 1: couple of guys, keep your head. Take it from months.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be great, well deserved one day of the year. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a for like, you know, the whole Women's History month,

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Speaker 1: right with Women's History Month this month and then it's

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Speaker 1: International Women's Day. I feel like, yeah, that the programming

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Speaker 1: could be more significant. I don't know, it's just weird.

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Speaker 1: How like the I think a lot of these like

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Speaker 1: months that are like here's a marginalized group, here's a

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Speaker 1: whole month, and then it's like all right, that's it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, we've addressed it. Don't look into pay equity. YEA,

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Speaker 1: all right, Well, my name is Jack O'Brien, a K.

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Speaker 1: What do we want an end to clickbait? When do

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Speaker 1: we want it? The answer will shock you that is

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Speaker 1: courtesy of Tim Reinvented at Tim Reinvented on Twitter a

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Speaker 1: rare protest chant a K and I'm thrilled to be

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Speaker 1: joined as always by my co host Mr Miles Grass

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Speaker 1: Miles Gray a k A Nugs Bunny a k Umber

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Speaker 1: BL and not enough DVDs Santa on the discord for

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Speaker 1: that and I wonderfully, oh man, not enough DVD Santa.

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Speaker 1: Great work from everyone on that one. Yeah, I was,

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Speaker 1: I was watching season two. I think you should leave

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Speaker 1: again over the weekend. And that's Santa sketch All time

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Speaker 1: for me, an all time great? What is it? What

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Speaker 1: is it? Advise it? Is it cosmic gumbo that cements

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Speaker 1: it for you or just gumbo? It's also the action movie,

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Speaker 1: like the action part of it. Just how lazy the

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Speaker 1: lines are really fucking kills me. And also I enjoy

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Speaker 1: it as a fan of the Billy Bob Thornton radio

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Speaker 1: interview where he demands that the guy not even acknowledged

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Speaker 1: that he has an acting crew. Yeah, all of the

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Speaker 1: above form into one of my favorite sketches. Also the

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Speaker 1: uh Tim Robinson characters, which I hadn't watched, But that's

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Speaker 1: like a free episode of I think you should leave

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Speaker 1: if you haven't checked. Oh yeah, I missed Jeff. I

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Speaker 1: missed Jeff. I missed Jeff that. And then when he

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Speaker 1: goes to the gun store because he's been doing absolute

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Speaker 1: pain job wherever he is. Yeah, all right, well, Miles,

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Speaker 1: we are thrilled to be joined in our third seat

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Speaker 1: by a very funny stand up comedian, writer, actor, producer,

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Speaker 1: and creator of boast Rattle Compliment Contest Uh and Never

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Speaker 1: Seen It, a podcast where famous comedians rewrite classic movies

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Speaker 1: they've never seen. Uh. He's appeared on Cone in, Comedy Central,

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Speaker 1: Fuse at Just for Laughs, created and hosted the podcast

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Speaker 1: Faking a Murderer, where he talked with eight comedians for

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Speaker 1: eight hours about the show Making a Murderer, but did

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Speaker 1: not tell his guests that he'd never seen the show.

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Speaker 1: But he also wrote and put on a satirical play

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Speaker 1: Glen Garry Glenn Beck. He's got so many projects that

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Speaker 1: just like pitched themselves with the title or like what

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Speaker 1: one sentence uh. And also he's apparently cracked the code

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Speaker 1: on wordle uh because he's gotten it on one guess

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Speaker 1: every day for the past month. H please welcome to

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Speaker 1: the show to be hilarious Kyle with the titles. Nice

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Speaker 1: way of saying fizzled out after one man, I wanted

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Speaker 1: smoke simity Sam. I love Loony tunes. I don't think

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Speaker 1: about now. It's so fun, but thanks for having me. Hey, man,

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Speaker 1: let us in. Man, you're you're you're posting up sick

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Speaker 1: fucking word old scores, Yeah numbers, like give us some

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Speaker 1: tips here. You know a lot of people are like

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Speaker 1: this guy's on fire people, So people do ask about

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Speaker 1: this lots when I'm out at in public. And the

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Speaker 1: thing is, if you just know what it's like, if

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Speaker 1: you just guess it right the first try right, then

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Speaker 1: then then you get that's how it works. It's so

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Speaker 1: much easier that way. I know. I just think because

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Speaker 1: I always think, I'm like, would uh would it be today?

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Speaker 1: And I type that in Yeah, you've cracked it. It

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Speaker 1: reminds me of of the propaganda about Kim Jong un

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Speaker 1: that was like he just hit a hole in one

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Speaker 1: on every I think he like golfed a nineteen fool

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Speaker 1: people where he's like that har five, I got it.

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Speaker 1: I got to don't don't make it realistic. I shot

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Speaker 1: a nineteen. Do you plan on adding a one where

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Speaker 1: you got where you get it into? I think if

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Speaker 1: there's a day and this is a huge there's a day,

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Speaker 1: you mean if he's off, I have thought about it.

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Speaker 1: There's a day where the word is ad I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: because that's everyone because I think that's everyone's first word. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it all started when I jokingly said I got moist

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Speaker 1: in one, Like I thought that'd be a funny word

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Speaker 1: to be, like, that's my because it makes it look

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Speaker 1: like it's your starter word. And now I just struggle

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Speaker 1: for content. Yeah, do people get pissed at you every

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Speaker 1: once in awhile. People are kind of caught on at

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Speaker 1: this point. But when I first started, I was like

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Speaker 1: then when you surpassed me, I was like hold on.

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Speaker 1: I spent like three hours trying to get a quartal

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Speaker 1: copy paste, but the formatting is impossible. When you erased

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Speaker 1: which would be technically impossible, but it's so hard. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: impossible to the thing about quartals, You just gotta guess

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Speaker 1: all four words at once. So now come on, Jack,

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Speaker 1: you gotta be back yourself. I know, all right, Well, Kyle,

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Speaker 1: we are going to get to know you a little

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Speaker 1: bit better in a moment. First, we're gonna tell our

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Speaker 1: listeners a couple of things we're talking about. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: talk about Marco Rubio first posting pics of z Lynsky.

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Speaker 1: Just you know, he was asked for security purposes. He

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Speaker 1: don't do this, and he was like, I'm saying, I can't,

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Speaker 1: I can't, can't not be me, baby, what's more important

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Speaker 1: than cloud? For all Rubio, if he had gotten that

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Speaker 1: dude killed like that would have been that would have

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Speaker 1: been like, I don't know, man, I think the Ukrainian

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Speaker 1: Special Force has really failed. Their president is probably what

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Speaker 1: you would have said. It would have blamed the Cubans

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Speaker 1: for some sort of mystical technology they have the turk. Right,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about Trump had some interesting things to

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Speaker 1: say about the war, war crimes, just generally what what

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Speaker 1: a terrifying thought experiment, like for the rest of us,

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Speaker 1: but for him, it takes place in a Looney Tunes

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Speaker 1: about that. We'll talk about Okay, so it has happened hard.

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Speaker 1: Mountain dew has hit shelves, some test markets, and the

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Speaker 1: reviews are will shock you. We'll go with that, all

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Speaker 1: of that plenty more. But first, Kyle, we do like

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Speaker 1: to ask our guest, what is something from your search history?

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Speaker 1: Oh my search history? Oh my god. Let me see

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Speaker 1: the last thing that I searched. I guess it was

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Speaker 1: Looney Tunes characters so I could make those puns, uh,

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Speaker 1: I that you love gooney tunes. You're googling looney tunes. Character.

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Speaker 1: The last thing I searched was why are why are

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Speaker 1: their Oscars? And I don't remember if I meant like

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Speaker 1: and now you're like, to your point, I don't really

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Speaker 1: I just something happened, you know. I'm sure it's probably

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Speaker 1: didn't get them? What? Who the funk are these people voting?

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Speaker 1: the parts of all the guy man got the situation

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Speaker 1: there's another one of those. But I think you're onto

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Speaker 1: something with that, Miles. I think it might have something

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Speaker 1: to do with feeling like a disconnect between what gets

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Speaker 1: I saw two people touched the skip intro button of

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Speaker 1: the Queen's Gambit while driving. I mean that's automatic. He's like,

426
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Speaker 1: you don't have time for that. You're in traffic. Yeah,

427
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:38,840
Speaker 1: it's like, I'm gonna get to the narrative. Wait, so

428
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Speaker 1: you normally, I see I can't run. I just hate running.

429
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Speaker 1: I can only do it in the context of like sport,

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Speaker 1: like when I'm like chasing after somebody or or like

431
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Speaker 1: playing basketball or soccer like that, I can run, but

432
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Speaker 1: just like straight yawing fuck that. I'm telling you. I've

433
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Speaker 1: only I have just kind of started doing it, and

434
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Speaker 1: getting like a mile without stopping as a huge, huge

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Speaker 1: thing for me. And I run so slow. The first

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Speaker 1: one I just try to not the first mile is

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Speaker 1: the only one I'm doing. But I literally hit a

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Speaker 1: half mile and I turned around and go back, and

439
00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:17,520
Speaker 1: it's hard. That's really really hard. But the third or

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Speaker 1: fourth time it did was a little easier, and I

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Speaker 1: felt kind of like, good, Yeah, when people you tell

442
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Speaker 1: people run there, you're gonna get the runners high. It's like,

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Speaker 1: now I just run only a mile and then get

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Speaker 1: regular high. Right, works much better, much more time efficient. Yeah,

445
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:37,040
Speaker 1: running slow is the key. You get to make yourself

446
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Speaker 1: run very slow and then you'll maybe start to enjoy it.

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Speaker 1: And I tried at the beginning of lockdowns. I was

448
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Speaker 1: like fuck it, like I gotta get I gotta do something.

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Speaker 1: And I did it maybe for like a month, and

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Speaker 1: then I was just like this is just fucked up,

451
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Speaker 1: Like I can't do my kidding here. Like I thought

452
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Speaker 1: I could do it, but not just now I'm biking

453
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Speaker 1: because you know what, no one ever tells you. They

454
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Speaker 1: never tell you you're gonna need a knee brace. Right,

455
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Speaker 1: I'm I'm thirty three and I started running. I'm talking

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Speaker 1: to my friend who runs like a lot, and he goes,

457
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Speaker 1: you're gonna want to get knee brace. I'm like, I'm

458
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:11,560
Speaker 1: not doing that. I'll do this till it hurts and

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00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:14,879
Speaker 1: all quick Like, I'm not gonna I'm not pushing through gear.

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Speaker 1: I'm not trying to do this consistently. Okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: let's take a quick break. We'll be right back to talk. Marco, Marco, Rubio,

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Speaker 1: Marco the Rubio, Marco, the motherfucking Rubio, which is how

463
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Speaker 1: he's asked me to introduce him. And we're back and yeah, Miles,

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Speaker 1: He pointed out that Rubio was flex posting on his

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Speaker 1: meeting with Zelinsky. I had missed this because I also

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Speaker 1: don't hate follow people. Yeah, you know, look the flex post.

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00:25:58,359 --> 00:26:01,240
Speaker 1: We get it. Everybody's being guilty of it here and there.

468
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:04,520
Speaker 1: Maybe you got upgraded on airplane. You're like, oh, hell yeah,

469
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:06,440
Speaker 1: I'm taking a picture. Look at my stinking ass in

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Speaker 1: first class. Flex post. You just maybe met one of

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Speaker 1: your idols. You want to take a picture with them,

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00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:14,400
Speaker 1: put it on the Graham I get a little flex post.

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Speaker 1: Try he gotta get a little flex copy meeting wordle legend,

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Speaker 1: Kylie flip flick it up with me, bro right, or

475
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Speaker 1: maybe you're on a zoom call with the Ukrainian President

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Speaker 1: Zlinsky after the Russians tried to assassinate him three times

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Speaker 1: in one week, and he's constantly moving around for his

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Speaker 1: own safety as he leads his country's homeland defense. Flex

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Speaker 1: post yes for Marco Rubio. So Steve Danes and Marco

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Speaker 1: Rubio both posted like screenshots of their zoom call with

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Speaker 1: President Zelinski over the weekend. And this was like a

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Speaker 1: huge call apparently was like almost three hundred senators, house

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Speaker 1: members and their staff. They were always Lensky, so he was,

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Speaker 1: you know, catching them up to basically like what the

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Speaker 1: situation was on the ground, what kind of aid they needed, etcetera.

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00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:08,840
Speaker 1: And then Rubio just literally posted just like as if

487
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:11,159
Speaker 1: he took a picture of a laptop, because you can

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Speaker 1: tell by like the angle of it, this isn't a screen.

489
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Speaker 1: It's like I'm gonna take photo of his phone. Yeah,

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00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:18,840
Speaker 1: let me take photo of computer. And it says on

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Speaker 1: zoom call now with President Zelinsky, right now, at this moment,

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Speaker 1: right now, And Steve Danes did the same thing currently

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Speaker 1: on a zoom call with President Zelinsky, with like another

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Speaker 1: again a crude iPhone picture of a computer. You know that.

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Speaker 1: He saw Rubio do it, and he was like, no,

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Speaker 1: I gotta let everyone know. It's like letting everyone know

497
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:39,600
Speaker 1: you're at the party. Do you know what I mean?

498
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:41,680
Speaker 1: He's like, Rubio posts a story and didn't tag me.

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Speaker 1: I meant everyone know I'm here too. I mean exactly

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Speaker 1: because Steve Danes did post that, I believe, which is

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Speaker 1: probably how long it took him to figure out how

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Speaker 1: to do a screen shot. Right He's like, what do

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Speaker 1: you mean command shift for? Why do you what is

504
00:27:56,280 --> 00:28:01,480
Speaker 1: the Apple button? Open Apple? What? I think this is

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Speaker 1: an opportunity for President Zelensky if you're because I know

506
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Speaker 1: you're listening, I'm not gonna say if virtual backgrounds my man, Yeah,

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00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:12,400
Speaker 1: well throw the Eiffel Tower back there and throw Putin off.

508
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:15,359
Speaker 1: Exactly with that Looney Tunes logic that we're going to

509
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:18,040
Speaker 1: get through that Trump beyond. He's just pictures the Lensky

510
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Speaker 1: painting a tunnel on a side of a Mountain to

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Speaker 1: see if Putin will drive a tanking exactly. If he

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Speaker 1: had put China as the fake background, Putin would have

513
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 1: bombed China. We get the thing that Trump is gonna

514
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:31,480
Speaker 1: be talking about later on. Put a bathroom at the

515
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:37,359
Speaker 1: Kremlin as your background. Yes, wait a second, we're onto something.

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Speaker 1: So this is like after right. The ambassador explicitly asked

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Speaker 1: attendees to this Zoom meeting. This is from one of

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Speaker 1: the other senators who like didn't post and was just like,

519
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:49,680
Speaker 1: what the fun is this guy doing? Said quote. The

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00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:52,480
Speaker 1: Ukrainian Ambassador very intentionally asked each of us on the

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Speaker 1: Zoom to not share anything on social media during the

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Speaker 1: meeting to protect the security of presidents. Lensky appalling in

523
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Speaker 1: reckless aghurance by do U as senators. Uh yeah, I

524
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:05,200
Speaker 1: mean the last part goes without saying. But it's it's

525
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:09,200
Speaker 1: weird because Rubio, who last day checked is not Jason

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Speaker 1: Bourne went on I believe Jake Tapper Show and CNN.

527
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:17,680
Speaker 1: It was just like everybody's just tripping. Okay wait Tapper.

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00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:21,479
Speaker 1: Tapper asked him like, hey, what what the fuck if

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Speaker 1: some if everyone's asking you to go on TV to

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Speaker 1: justify it. I bet everyone's not tripping. Yeah, it's not

531
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 1: like they want you on there. If you're it's like like,

532
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:32,760
Speaker 1: we gotta, we need to find a way to get

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00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 1: Rubio on our show. Has he done anything out of step?

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00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:38,520
Speaker 1: You tweeted a photo of Zelinski during the virtual meeting.

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00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:41,960
Speaker 1: Democratic Congressman Dean Phillips said that the Ukraine ambassador had

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Speaker 1: explicitly asked lawmakers not to share anything on social media

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00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:48,240
Speaker 1: until after the meeting ended. Uh, just for Zelinsky, security

538
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:50,520
Speaker 1: is that true? Wasn't a mistake for you to tweet

539
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:53,960
Speaker 1: that picture? Well? First of all, she asked that like

540
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:56,480
Speaker 1: thirty minutes into the call, after I had already done it.

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Speaker 1: The second is I think she was under the impression

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00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:01,280
Speaker 1: that no one knew that call was happening. Um, you

543
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:03,680
Speaker 1: know that car had been widely reported, Actually the specific

544
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:06,200
Speaker 1: time had been reported. There over three people on it.

545
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:08,840
Speaker 1: All the call details have been emailed. So there's nothing

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00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:11,440
Speaker 1: secure about that call and the picture. It's just a

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00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:14,120
Speaker 1: nondescript picture. It looks just like every the other ones

548
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:16,960
Speaker 1: that you've seen out there publicly, So don't there's no

549
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 1: risk post. But you know you're always gonna have a

550
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:21,200
Speaker 1: couple of people that want their name in an article

551
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 1: somewhere and mentioned in the press. So oh, you mean,

552
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:27,600
Speaker 1: like you're you're always gonna have these people who want

553
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:31,400
Speaker 1: attention for what they're doing that day, and yeah, people

554
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:34,920
Speaker 1: coming after me, you know, just because you have some

555
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:37,080
Speaker 1: cool friends. I think they're just really haters, you know,

556
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:38,720
Speaker 1: because I think a lot of those people weren't on

557
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:40,720
Speaker 1: the can So this is a brutal way to find out.

558
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:44,400
Speaker 1: I got Marco Rubio's haircut two days ago seeing that

559
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Speaker 1: video with him on CNN. Yeah, he's I mean again,

560
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:53,440
Speaker 1: I'm sure you're a data analyst. You're an analyst, so

561
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:56,920
Speaker 1: you know it's a nondescript room, you know what's the problem.

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Speaker 1: I also just love them two's like well, like ambassadorly

563
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:03,120
Speaker 1: said that like thirty minutes like into the call, Like

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Speaker 1: I didn't even know until she said, like, that's not

565
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:08,960
Speaker 1: even fair. We're too busy tweeting out to pay attention

566
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:13,240
Speaker 1: at the beginning of the meeting. So ridiculous. Do you

567
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 1: know he was saying he was so excited to do

568
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,640
Speaker 1: that all day. He knew he's going to get on there,

569
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:18,200
Speaker 1: he knew he's going to post the thing about it,

570
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:20,600
Speaker 1: and he just wanted the attention for being there. You

571
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:23,160
Speaker 1: want to be invited, and he got invited, and yeah,

572
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:25,040
Speaker 1: you know, like there is part of me like I

573
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:28,440
Speaker 1: get it. I get the urge to take a picture

574
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Speaker 1: and say, like, you're on a zoom call with the

575
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:34,240
Speaker 1: most famous human being on earth at the moment. But

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00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:38,000
Speaker 1: that's if you completely remove all of the context as

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00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:41,080
Speaker 1: to why you are even speaking with this person and

578
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:44,680
Speaker 1: why they are even the most looked at famous person

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Speaker 1: on the planet at the moment. Like come on, Like,

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00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:49,360
Speaker 1: I mean, I did a zoom show with Colin Mockery

581
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 1: from whose lines it anyway, And I had a pretty

582
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:54,280
Speaker 1: similar situation happened where I took a screenshot becass so excited.

583
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:56,880
Speaker 1: I was like, and Zelenski is almost an even more

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Speaker 1: famous comedian at this point then, like some would say

585
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 1: even more like at this moment, you know, right, not

586
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 1: that peak, but at this moment, yeah, yeah, like not

587
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:07,920
Speaker 1: if you take an advertage lifetime, but yeah, I have

588
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:10,120
Speaker 1: to see someone famous. But to be like this is crazy,

589
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 1: this is the most famous guy, and then you know what,

590
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:18,560
Speaker 1: you think, I am sitting US senator. But that's I

591
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:23,880
Speaker 1: think I think that's the whole problem. There the whole

592
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:28,200
Speaker 1: Russian invasion of Ukraine like has really brought out this,

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Speaker 1: I think in the mainstream press and also in a

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00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:38,600
Speaker 1: lot of politicians, this desire like this just there's just

595
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:43,520
Speaker 1: horny for a world where they are making life and

596
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:48,080
Speaker 1: death decisions and like their their entire job and the

597
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:52,520
Speaker 1: course of this country isn't like already predetermined unless you

598
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:57,040
Speaker 1: like change who they are entirely. So he definitely really

599
00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:59,040
Speaker 1: wants everyone to think that. Like Zelinski was like, and

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Speaker 1: Marco Rubio, how do we resolve this? And Marco Rubio

601
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 1: like clicks the ray's hand button and zoom and then

602
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:07,280
Speaker 1: has brought into the big claim. He's like, yes, yes,

603
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:12,880
Speaker 1: thank you. This dude just basically C seed on a zoom,

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00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:16,000
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? If not BC seed on zoom, Marco,

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Speaker 1: did you have something you changed from the little party

606
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 1: streamer moticonde hands clapping. I didn't know. Did you have

607
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:25,000
Speaker 1: something or you're just okay cool? Oh no, no, no,

608
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:28,440
Speaker 1: I'm just figuring out hot keys. Yeah, well not look

609
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:32,280
Speaker 1: at this. I can make my eyebrows look green, Marco.

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00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:35,040
Speaker 1: He really wanted to make me laugh. He should have

611
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:37,720
Speaker 1: made his taking a screenshot of Lynskey and made that

612
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:40,840
Speaker 1: his wallpaper, like he was sitting in the chair right

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00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:44,680
Speaker 1: or framed next to him. He's like he's like right

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Speaker 1: next to him, nodding, and he's like at meeting with

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Speaker 1: his Lensky and it's like shaking his hand, even though

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00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:51,640
Speaker 1: Link just has his arms out like Tim Robinson and

617
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:54,160
Speaker 1: a sketch and his hands just like flat out. It's

618
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:56,480
Speaker 1: like there's a sense of death or and he's like, yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm hugging him, bringing him a drink, like you would

620
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:02,120
Speaker 1: see people making those little Zoom videos of themselves delivering

621
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:05,520
Speaker 1: themselves coffee early and remember when Zoom was fun, camera

622
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,640
Speaker 1: returns in the exact same T shirt that's the lins

623
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:12,480
Speaker 1: he's wearing. That would be hilarious, puffing his chest up.

624
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 1: He's like, whoa twin day? Huh, Like tf W? All right,

625
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:24,640
Speaker 1: let's talk about Trump telling us, you know how where

626
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:30,080
Speaker 1: his brains at. He maybe our next president. He thinks

627
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:33,680
Speaker 1: he's going to be. And he was speaking with some

628
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:38,920
Speaker 1: donors over the weekend in Louisiana and he had a

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Speaker 1: lot of thoughts on what is happening in Ukraine. Mm hmm,

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00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 1: Like he knows Vladimir Putin, like v well, like so well,

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Speaker 1: he's actually the homie Vladimir Putin, and this wouldn't have

632
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:54,040
Speaker 1: happened if I was president. He said, quote I knew,

633
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Speaker 1: he says, I knew Putin. Y Okay, all right, Gautier,

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00:34:57,239 --> 00:34:59,800
Speaker 1: I knew Putin very well. He would not have done it.

635
00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:02,400
Speaker 1: He would have never done it. He kept saying, this

636
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:06,480
Speaker 1: is like same line over and over again, when you're like, okay,

637
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:09,000
Speaker 1: but we already heard from John Bolton last week on this,

638
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:12,080
Speaker 1: and we saw with our own eyes you were actively

639
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:14,560
Speaker 1: trying to withhold aid to Ukraine for your own like

640
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:17,960
Speaker 1: political gains. And you also literally can't find it on

641
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:22,960
Speaker 1: a map. So sure, what other ideas you got, Donny?

642
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:24,719
Speaker 1: And then he went back to one of his old

643
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:28,239
Speaker 1: favorite you know tracks, which is NATO sucks and the

644
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:30,919
Speaker 1: US should leave or paying too much money. NATO is nothing,

645
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 1: It's a paper tiger, blah blah blah blah blah. So

646
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:37,440
Speaker 1: he criticized, you know, the lack of like aggressive military response,

647
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:40,239
Speaker 1: as if like the response from the all these other

648
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:43,719
Speaker 1: countries like yeah, man, just fucking destroy just destroy the

649
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:46,439
Speaker 1: country with like nukes or something. But he was really

650
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:49,400
Speaker 1: really agitated that there wasn't like this huge show of

651
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:52,360
Speaker 1: like militaristic force and when people like, yeah, that's to

652
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:55,640
Speaker 1: like avoid a literal overt world war. Now it's like

653
00:35:55,719 --> 00:35:59,280
Speaker 1: a Cold war world war where the West is definitely

654
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:01,719
Speaker 1: are being another country and being like, yeah, you know,

655
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:03,239
Speaker 1: we don't want to really want to get into it.

656
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:05,000
Speaker 1: We'll just give you the ship to blow them up with.

657
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:08,239
Speaker 1: And you know, because he didn't like that, he came

658
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:11,480
Speaker 1: up with it very clever response. Our idea. The solution

659
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:15,320
Speaker 1: was to paint F twenty two Raptors with Chinese flags

660
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:18,360
Speaker 1: and have them quote bomb the ship out of Russia.

661
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:22,279
Speaker 1: And then he said, China did it. We didn't do it.

662
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:25,120
Speaker 1: China did it, and then they start fighting with each

663
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:27,719
Speaker 1: other and we sit back and watch. That's literally that's

664
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:31,000
Speaker 1: a quote. I just picture him saying all this, and

665
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:33,480
Speaker 1: then it just pans over to Nathan Fielder, who's like

666
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:36,800
Speaker 1: nodding his head, like, yes, yes, paint the jets, have

667
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:39,960
Speaker 1: them do it, and then it's exactly it will work perfect.

668
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:42,719
Speaker 1: That is the like I guess it's a reminder of

669
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:44,840
Speaker 1: what it was like when he was the president, but

670
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:48,440
Speaker 1: like I had read that somebody tweeted that quote, like

671
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:51,160
Speaker 1: and then we say, China did it. We didn't do it, Folks,

672
00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:53,400
Speaker 1: China did it, and then they start fighting. Had somebody

673
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:56,840
Speaker 1: had tweeted that quote I had. I had no clue

674
00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:59,040
Speaker 1: if that was a joke or not, like I assumed

675
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:04,399
Speaker 1: it was, because it's it was met with like uproarious

676
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:07,720
Speaker 1: like laughter and applause when he said that to the donors.

677
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:11,160
Speaker 1: Now my question there is is it like is it

678
00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:13,719
Speaker 1: the kind of laughter applause where it's like, holy sh it,

679
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:15,920
Speaker 1: I agree, this guy is a fucking genius and I

680
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,640
Speaker 1: didn't think of that, or is it more of like

681
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:20,799
Speaker 1: holy sh it it. I can't believe this guy thinks

682
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 1: that ship would work. He's just kind of a goofy guy,

683
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:25,920
Speaker 1: you know, he just says stuff like that. I think

684
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:27,880
Speaker 1: they're just probably just like God, I can't believe this

685
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:30,399
Speaker 1: guy's here. We'll talk about this while golfing. I don't

686
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:33,439
Speaker 1: even think anyone's paying attention. It's yeah, I think yeah,

687
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:35,279
Speaker 1: people just go. I think they're used to being like

688
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:38,400
Speaker 1: Trump says something, you cheer. But I'm sure there are

689
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 1: also people who, you know, people with very little knowledge

690
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:45,439
Speaker 1: about global military conflicts, like, yeah, that's fine. I don't

691
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 1: know if that's a war crime. Which it is. I

692
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:52,200
Speaker 1: believe Trump is too rich people what his supporters are

693
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:55,960
Speaker 1: to him where he thinks they love him, and they

694
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:57,880
Speaker 1: laugh about him when he's not around, even if he

695
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:00,719
Speaker 1: helps them, because there's just he's just useful to them.

696
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:02,320
Speaker 1: He's just useful then, but he's a joke of a

697
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:03,719
Speaker 1: rich person to them, you know what I mean, He's

698
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:06,880
Speaker 1: very I don't know how wealthy these people were at

699
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:09,680
Speaker 1: the Louisiana fundraise or whatever, but imagine he doesn't talk

700
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:12,600
Speaker 1: to too many of his actual supporters because he fin

701
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:18,160
Speaker 1: he houses them in a airplane hangar and they get

702
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:21,360
Speaker 1: they see him there, but it has the second he

703
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:23,160
Speaker 1: leaves the room, everyone's like, oh my god, that fun,

704
00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:25,440
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? This guy's that he is

705
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:28,879
Speaker 1: a joke to them as well. I'm sure he was jokeing,

706
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:33,359
Speaker 1: but he's planning to run for president and was criticized

707
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 1: for being like for his take on Russia, so it's

708
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:41,719
Speaker 1: it's just a weird thing to be joking. Oh, for sure,

709
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:47,360
Speaker 1: he's never thought anything. He's never thought about anything anything

710
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:50,279
Speaker 1: for Yeah, it's so I hadn't thought about him in

711
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:51,800
Speaker 1: like a week, do you know what I mean? He

712
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:54,440
Speaker 1: pops up so much from less frequently now, and then

713
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:56,040
Speaker 1: every time he does pop up, it's something like this,

714
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:59,240
Speaker 1: and you know, like he's gonna win again. And because

715
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:01,560
Speaker 1: in the intern um, the guy who's in there now

716
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:03,759
Speaker 1: has done nothing he said he would and told me

717
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:08,120
Speaker 1: to go back to an office, So I think, yeah, Also,

718
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:09,920
Speaker 1: I hope you guys saved us some money to pay

719
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:14,719
Speaker 1: those student loans back up my friend the banks. It

720
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:17,600
Speaker 1: really is. Uh. I know he has trouble remembering things,

721
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:22,839
Speaker 1: but I didn't think he'd forget everything he promised so quickly. Yeah. Well,

722
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:24,880
Speaker 1: you know, one day at a time, one day at

723
00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:27,160
Speaker 1: a time, one crisis at a time. As they're like,

724
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 1: all right, do we cut off the Russian oil and

725
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,799
Speaker 1: then have to figure I mean, I think it's really

726
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:34,880
Speaker 1: convenient because now Democrats are you know, rather than pointing

727
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:37,920
Speaker 1: a corporate greed and stuff thing like this war between

728
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 1: we're with Russia attacking Ukraine. I mean, it's the inflation

729
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:44,000
Speaker 1: has gone whack. We do keep getting caught up in

730
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:47,440
Speaker 1: wars every time there's almost an election. It's crazy. I'm

731
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:50,840
Speaker 1: not gonna look into it. Not better better to not

732
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:52,840
Speaker 1: better to leave it. But again I do I do

733
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:57,120
Speaker 1: want to commend Trump's like legitimate Looney Tunes logic on

734
00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:01,240
Speaker 1: how to like defeat It is the duck season rabbit

735
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:07,040
Speaker 1: season of inciting warm right, I'm not familiar with duck

736
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:10,200
Speaker 1: season rabbits. Here ducks, he's hanging up. It's like when

737
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:12,640
Speaker 1: bugs Bunny would hang up duck season signs over the

738
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:15,560
Speaker 1: rabbit season signs, so Elmer Fudd would hunt the daffy

739
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:19,360
Speaker 1: instead of bugs. Yeah, this is him doing that. The

740
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:23,440
Speaker 1: planes with Chinese flags is hanging up duck season signs, right,

741
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:26,480
Speaker 1: And we all know F twenty two raptors, I mean

742
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:30,880
Speaker 1: the prized possession of air forces across the globe. Oh wait, no,

743
00:40:31,239 --> 00:40:34,600
Speaker 1: they're only they have never been sold outside of the US.

744
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:37,520
Speaker 1: But okay, sure put a sticker on it. And now

745
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:39,400
Speaker 1: we're like you see vad to me? I mean, like

746
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:41,560
Speaker 1: what's going on there wildly? And they think they stole

747
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:46,320
Speaker 1: our planes too. Yeah, and there there are like you know,

748
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:52,080
Speaker 1: there's a school of international relations, the realist school, where

749
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 1: it's just you know, might make right, and like, you know,

750
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:58,960
Speaker 1: we have to plan our future and international relations with

751
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:02,560
Speaker 1: the ideal the like everybody, you know, as soon as

752
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:04,960
Speaker 1: the major power built itself up and off they're going

753
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:07,920
Speaker 1: to come for us in China is in the process

754
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:11,879
Speaker 1: of doing that, and so the US needs to make

755
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:16,520
Speaker 1: friends with Russia and not like provoke this war. Like

756
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:20,880
Speaker 1: they had somebody who like took issue with I think

757
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:23,160
Speaker 1: I was regurgitating a little bit too much of like

758
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:27,000
Speaker 1: the New York Times talking points on the you know,

759
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:31,360
Speaker 1: Russian war invasion of Ukraine, and like they sent me

760
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:34,600
Speaker 1: a really interesting like lecture where this like professor from

761
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:38,120
Speaker 1: Chicago University of Chicago is like talking about like how

762
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:44,879
Speaker 1: that decision to back Ukraine's involvement in NATO is really

763
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:48,680
Speaker 1: like the very beginning of this whole thing. And it

764
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:51,040
Speaker 1: was like very foolish. That all makes sense to me,

765
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:55,960
Speaker 1: the fact that Trump is just said that the way

766
00:41:56,080 --> 00:42:00,680
Speaker 1: to handle that is it's not even like that guy

767
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:03,600
Speaker 1: is thinking in chess and Trump is thinking in checkers.

768
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:08,919
Speaker 1: It's like so far below that he's like thinking in yeah, yeah,

769
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:12,279
Speaker 1: checkers would involve like setting up a board, yeah, and

770
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:15,319
Speaker 1: knowing where the pieces start. It's like he walked into

771
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:17,880
Speaker 1: the middle of a checkers game and and farted on

772
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:20,399
Speaker 1: the board. Right. He was like, we called this dog

773
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:24,080
Speaker 1: poop sucker, and You're like what And then got lifted

774
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:26,040
Speaker 1: off the ground by the scent of his own fart

775
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:29,440
Speaker 1: and like sort of like when is going and they

776
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 1: smell the pie wave, this is good. That would be

777
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:38,400
Speaker 1: the perpetual motion machine. It would be him just smelling it.

778
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:41,000
Speaker 1: I mean, a magnet in front of a car. Could

779
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:43,000
Speaker 1: it really feel like? Not a bad visual metaphor for

780
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:46,600
Speaker 1: his entire life, you know, just continuing to fail. He

781
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:48,560
Speaker 1: doesn't have to worry about his bones burs acting up

782
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:51,479
Speaker 1: with floating under the study of his own fart. Yeah,

783
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:56,080
Speaker 1: just farting his way alternative fuel. Yeah, alright, let's take

784
00:42:56,239 --> 00:43:08,680
Speaker 1: a quick break. We'll be right back. M h And

785
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:13,000
Speaker 1: we're back. And hard Mountain Dew. We we've talked about

786
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 1: it's impending existence since it was announced. It was presumably

787
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:22,640
Speaker 1: like birthed by just the gods that like the meme

788
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:26,840
Speaker 1: mobility of having hard Baha blasts like Taco Bell and

789
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:29,839
Speaker 1: you know Pepsi, which are the same company. I guess

790
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:33,719
Speaker 1: they they they're not fools. They know that this is

791
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:38,560
Speaker 1: like a slam dunk, but for execution, all they had

792
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:43,440
Speaker 1: to do was nail that execution. Baha blast is great

793
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:49,319
Speaker 1: because it has more sugar than regular mountain dew, which

794
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:52,960
Speaker 1: is has a shipload of sugar, like has an illegal

795
00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:58,000
Speaker 1: amount of sugar in most countries, and Baha Blast coming

796
00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:01,120
Speaker 1: through being like, nah, let's let's ramp that up. We

797
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:02,879
Speaker 1: want this thing to be on the verge of being

798
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:06,720
Speaker 1: a solid with how much sugar we sugar and caffeine.

799
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:11,239
Speaker 1: And then you know color the color of miniature golf

800
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:15,120
Speaker 1: water and we're we're in business. And then hard selters

801
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:20,040
Speaker 1: are obviously you know, coming on the strong m and yeah,

802
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:24,080
Speaker 1: I love Baha Blast. I love mountain Dew. I have

803
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:27,440
Speaker 1: tried to stop drinking it as much as possible. I

804
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:30,720
Speaker 1: still have a six pack in the in the fridge

805
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:33,360
Speaker 1: at all times in case, in case I need to

806
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:36,160
Speaker 1: celebrate behind a little piece of glass, you gotta like

807
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:40,880
Speaker 1: knockout to get to it. But you know, I don't drink,

808
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:43,520
Speaker 1: so I will not be partaken in the hard do so.

809
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:45,239
Speaker 1: But I was I was eager. I was like, this

810
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:49,239
Speaker 1: is you know, this is the evolution. Yeah, I think

811
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:53,279
Speaker 1: everybody hearing about it where everyone was excited, whether you

812
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:55,320
Speaker 1: drink or you not, like not, it's just like like

813
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:58,279
Speaker 1: you said, it's a fucking meme. You're like, oh ship,

814
00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:01,080
Speaker 1: Baha Blast is now like something that will lead to

815
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:05,800
Speaker 1: the US interest. That's crazy that whoever invented this stopped

816
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:08,160
Speaker 1: yelling at their step kids long enough to make it.

817
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:14,360
Speaker 1: So I think, you know, I like the idea of it,

818
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:16,239
Speaker 1: you know. And I was never being like, you know,

819
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:18,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I can't wait to seek this out for

820
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:22,560
Speaker 1: my next you know, uh inbibing moment. But you know,

821
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,279
Speaker 1: I think my instincts are correct because we're starting to

822
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:27,759
Speaker 1: get some reviews. The people at the take out got

823
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 1: their hands on some because for right now, this ship

824
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:33,760
Speaker 1: is only available in like three markets in Tennessee, Iowa,

825
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:39,439
Speaker 1: and Florida. So funny, it's where do people shoot ship?

826
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:46,399
Speaker 1: In fields? That's a Friday right right? Okay, now add

827
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:50,239
Speaker 1: some Baja to and or in a mountain dew watermelon.

828
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:52,640
Speaker 1: I got so many flavors, and now we've got the

829
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:55,799
Speaker 1: market corner. And apparently retailers in those areas have said

830
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:59,440
Speaker 1: the ship is flying off the shelves like like out

831
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:02,120
Speaker 1: of five to one ratio to their other products. And

832
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:05,120
Speaker 1: I get that it's new and like we said, it's

833
00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:08,080
Speaker 1: a drinkable fucking meme, like I would buy it just

834
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:11,040
Speaker 1: to be like, hey, come over and then I'm like, yeah,

835
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:13,800
Speaker 1: I got that, I got that blasted mountain douche it,

836
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:16,239
Speaker 1: And people like, okay, you got that hard mountain dew. Yeah,

837
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:17,839
Speaker 1: but I mean, this is a great thing to bring

838
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:20,680
Speaker 1: to a party even still, like I would love to

839
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:23,279
Speaker 1: order it at a bar where they make drinks that

840
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:25,799
Speaker 1: way the bartender knows. No, no, no, I don't want

841
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:29,719
Speaker 1: anything you've learned, you know, I want that one? Can

842
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:32,600
Speaker 1: I want you to kill me? It really feels like

843
00:46:32,719 --> 00:46:35,920
Speaker 1: four local walked so hard mountain dew could I don't know,

844
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:39,520
Speaker 1: right at jet Ski area, that's what you would think,

845
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:43,760
Speaker 1: right that that that is the promise of the concept

846
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:47,320
Speaker 1: of this product. It has no caffeine and no sugar,

847
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:52,719
Speaker 1: Like what the what the funk are they thinking? Like

848
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:55,520
Speaker 1: the un calories though, because we've got to keep up

849
00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:58,399
Speaker 1: with the other, with the white claws of the world. Right,

850
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:02,279
Speaker 1: But no, you don't, that's not your target. Like I know, right,

851
00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:07,080
Speaker 1: nobody who is trying to get like combine their mountain

852
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:11,040
Speaker 1: dew drinking and getting fucked up is like gott to

853
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:15,080
Speaker 1: check my blood sugar, gotta make sure I gotta keep

854
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:19,440
Speaker 1: my blood pressure in check. No, we're we're I get it.

855
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:21,000
Speaker 1: I'm part of the group of people who like to

856
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:24,799
Speaker 1: die by chemical food. Yeah, I'm I mean, this should

857
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:26,960
Speaker 1: definitely be an option. It's great that they have an

858
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:31,000
Speaker 1: option for you know, people who have diabetes. They called

859
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:35,080
Speaker 1: mountain don't they have? Or he'll do. There's a lot

860
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:37,920
Speaker 1: of things they could call the lesser version of I

861
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:41,520
Speaker 1: don't know what's smaller than a mountain plant do. But

862
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:44,840
Speaker 1: he'll do, he'll do. He'll do sounds like a a

863
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:47,120
Speaker 1: like a King of the Hill nephew that you don't

864
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:49,440
Speaker 1: write what he'll do, right, But you know in this

865
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,480
Speaker 1: this one right up from the takeout, it's hilarious because they're,

866
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:56,080
Speaker 1: you know, their biggest complaint is there's so many fucking

867
00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:59,080
Speaker 1: artificial sweeteners in it that like they can't handle the

868
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:03,840
Speaker 1: fucking taste this one, this excert, this beverage which tastes

869
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:07,480
Speaker 1: like sprite consumed immediately after downing a table spoon of

870
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:11,239
Speaker 1: bubble gum flavored a moxacillin. They're they're setting up these

871
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:14,200
Speaker 1: different like man Verse Technology, man or Society. The whole

872
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:17,320
Speaker 1: article y'all need to read. It's by Lilian Stone, and

873
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:20,839
Speaker 1: it's a great work of writing. It says the man

874
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:26,840
Speaker 1: Verse society. Conflict emerges in original Dudes. Artificial artificial sweetener content,

875
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:30,880
Speaker 1: as in the drink is so full of assa, soulfame,

876
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:34,800
Speaker 1: potassium or ace k and super lows that I cannot

877
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 1: enter society because I am farting so so much. Black

878
00:48:40,719 --> 00:48:46,839
Speaker 1: mirror really did come true. By the way, my gum

879
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:48,840
Speaker 1: of choice, and I'm a big I like to have

880
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:50,879
Speaker 1: it chew every once in a while, you guys, I'm

881
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:54,279
Speaker 1: a big I'm a big chewer. My gum choice is

882
00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:57,880
Speaker 1: tried and and they switched to one of these artificial

883
00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:02,200
Speaker 1: sweeteners that did contain in something that funked up your bows,

884
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:05,680
Speaker 1: like for a little while. Yeah, I was just like, oh,

885
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:10,640
Speaker 1: this is what is happening, chooting a piece of gup

886
00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:12,680
Speaker 1: from chewing a piece of gup. The fall out of

887
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:15,200
Speaker 1: like one rich guy being like this could save us

888
00:49:15,239 --> 00:49:18,279
Speaker 1: a hundred thousandth of a cent per pack. Yeah, and

889
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:24,319
Speaker 1: just and everyone's farting toilets across the nation. So yeah,

890
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:28,600
Speaker 1: like they go on and and many other flavors the like.

891
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:31,239
Speaker 1: The sort of verdict seems to be the same for

892
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:34,120
Speaker 1: all of them, which is like, this ship is a failure.

893
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:38,640
Speaker 1: It tastes fake. It tastes like medicine. It's there's nothing

894
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:41,920
Speaker 1: pleasant about it. It's barely carbonated. What are we doing?

895
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:46,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna love this stuff. I think I love shit

896
00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:51,640
Speaker 1: car like medicine tasting crap. I love it when you

897
00:49:51,719 --> 00:49:53,600
Speaker 1: read the thing and you're like, it tastes like the

898
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:56,719
Speaker 1: sprite after you have the bubble gum a mox of

899
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:59,359
Speaker 1: sill and I was like that, I would that could

900
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:02,080
Speaker 1: That's good. I was like, I think they're trying to determine,

901
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:05,800
Speaker 1: but that should be on the post. I love I

902
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:08,399
Speaker 1: love all the I love like Neco wafers, I love

903
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:11,279
Speaker 1: the Circus peanuts, candy, I love the crap is like

904
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:15,920
Speaker 1: medicine taste and crap. It's kind of amazing that they

905
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:18,800
Speaker 1: failed this. I mean, granted, like this is going to

906
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:24,120
Speaker 1: appeal to some fucking freaks like Kyle, but don't just understand, no,

907
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:29,320
Speaker 1: but because you that you you read about like what

908
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:32,800
Speaker 1: their food laboratories are like, and you know they have

909
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:36,520
Speaker 1: these concepts of like mouth feel and you know, Mountain

910
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:40,520
Speaker 1: dew is I think one of the great you know,

911
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:47,120
Speaker 1: triumphs of human soul destroying capitalism because it's just like

912
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:51,759
Speaker 1: so perfect at accomplishing what it's trying to do and

913
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:55,200
Speaker 1: then to like have that same team or I guess

914
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:58,000
Speaker 1: it wasn't the same team, but like the same company

915
00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:02,640
Speaker 1: design something that falls this flat and like miss is

916
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:06,120
Speaker 1: what people like about Mountain Dew so badly. It actually

917
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:08,200
Speaker 1: gives me a little bit of hope for the future

918
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:11,520
Speaker 1: of America because it's like, maybe maybe we're not on

919
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:14,719
Speaker 1: rails towards just a world where you know, maybe mountains

920
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:17,879
Speaker 1: the Godfather, maybe Baja Blast is part two, and maybe

921
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:20,480
Speaker 1: the hard stuff here is part three. It's a little bit,

922
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:22,680
Speaker 1: it's a little bit late. A lot of the people

923
00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:24,480
Speaker 1: aren't go, but you know, stand alone, it might be

924
00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:27,520
Speaker 1: all right. Yeah right, it's not its fault. Good Fellas

925
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:30,280
Speaker 1: a k a. Topo Chico's Heart Seltzers came out around

926
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:36,239
Speaker 1: the same time. I mean this, it's like you said, Jack,

927
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:39,520
Speaker 1: It's like, how does how does PepsiCo lose their way?

928
00:51:40,239 --> 00:51:43,800
Speaker 1: You know, how did they lose their way? Why didn't

929
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:46,239
Speaker 1: they stand up? This sounds like the beginning to the

930
00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:52,200
Speaker 1: biggest blowoff class at any college. Welcome folks to the

931
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:57,920
Speaker 1: Mountain Glenn Here at Glenview Community Calls Economics class will

932
00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:04,080
Speaker 1: be exploring out it's two oh three The history of

933
00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:06,960
Speaker 1: Mountain Dew folks. I think this would just be a

934
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,759
Speaker 1: whole class about foods that aren't colors. You've ever seen

935
00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:16,200
Speaker 1: this color? But I mean like that's where you feel

936
00:52:16,239 --> 00:52:19,360
Speaker 1: like they should know their market well enough, like the

937
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:22,600
Speaker 1: like the marketing of like the can, right, even if

938
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:24,600
Speaker 1: you look at the graphics on the can, it's like

939
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:28,640
Speaker 1: a fucking bears like ripping off like a mountain. Like

940
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:31,800
Speaker 1: it's they're like these agro animals and ship on it.

941
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:34,960
Speaker 1: It looks like somebody who like welds without like a

942
00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:38,520
Speaker 1: fucking like like eye protection or face protection on. Like

943
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:40,880
Speaker 1: that's the energy I get from the cans. So to

944
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:44,279
Speaker 1: suddenly be like, but we got to compete with the

945
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:49,759
Speaker 1: hundred cow, zero sweetener, zero sugar added folks, Like, I

946
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:52,239
Speaker 1: just don't. I think that's where they funk up, by

947
00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:55,400
Speaker 1: just not being aggressively being like it's basically pre mixed

948
00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:59,680
Speaker 1: cocktail with mountain dew in it. Yeah, I'm looking at

949
00:52:59,719 --> 00:53:02,200
Speaker 1: these ends, and it says that mountaineer is actually invented

950
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:05,640
Speaker 1: to be a mixer when it was invented overall, is

951
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:08,320
Speaker 1: that true? Originally intended to be a mixer for alcoholic

952
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:11,839
Speaker 1: spirits when mountain Dew was created more than eighty years ago.

953
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:13,880
Speaker 1: The brain is returning to its roots in one of

954
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:17,400
Speaker 1: the first alcoholic versions of a major soft drink. Based

955
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:22,400
Speaker 1: on the origins and the original like marketing around it,

956
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:25,640
Speaker 1: I would have to assume that spirit was moonshine. I mean,

957
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:28,680
Speaker 1: it's like mountain dew does taste like it was invented

958
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:32,960
Speaker 1: to make you not taste something else, right, Yeah, it's

959
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:36,800
Speaker 1: like I exist to cover up death. I never I

960
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:43,120
Speaker 1: never feel like direct wiring from my something I'm putting

961
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:46,360
Speaker 1: into my body to my brain as directly as I

962
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:48,239
Speaker 1: do when I direct a mountain dew. It's just like

963
00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:53,040
Speaker 1: there's it's just so direct and like I don't jacking

964
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:57,320
Speaker 1: into the matrix. Yeah, I'm jacking into the main Baha

965
00:53:57,480 --> 00:54:01,080
Speaker 1: blast mainframe. This comedian who lives Atlanta named Andy Stanford

966
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:02,719
Speaker 1: has a joke about how he's getting too old to

967
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:04,719
Speaker 1: just be walking down the street with the bottle of

968
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:07,759
Speaker 1: mountain dew. You just you can't just have that in

969
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:12,279
Speaker 1: your hands when after thirty it is green. Yeah, I

970
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:14,520
Speaker 1: mean I do. Look, I do. Look. I like to

971
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:16,799
Speaker 1: give somebody a quick up and down if I see

972
00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:20,480
Speaker 1: him cruising with a big old bottle of mountain. I'm like, yeah,

973
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:22,719
Speaker 1: you might be worth talking to. I mean, you would be.

974
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:24,719
Speaker 1: You would be doing a lot of your eyes would

975
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:28,000
Speaker 1: get tired in the south Man. That's uh yeah, that's

976
00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:31,800
Speaker 1: just about everyone. But that's why I'm curious why people aren't,

977
00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:35,680
Speaker 1: you know, rising up and saying this is not our king.

978
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:39,000
Speaker 1: Our king is choke full of high fruc toast corn syrup.

979
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:43,279
Speaker 1: And you know why they're not rising up, I mean

980
00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:46,320
Speaker 1: to Kyle. To Kyle's point, though, they like I I

981
00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:48,799
Speaker 1: have to assume that they you know, when they're picking

982
00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:52,560
Speaker 1: a test market, they're just like looking at where sales

983
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:56,239
Speaker 1: for Tanner right are like at their highest and you know,

984
00:54:56,680 --> 00:55:00,759
Speaker 1: like going there Tennessee, Iowa, Florida. Just I feel like

985
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:05,719
Speaker 1: you the the mountain dew drinking populace is maybe not

986
00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:07,880
Speaker 1: the one you want to funk with. Or maybe they are.

987
00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:09,560
Speaker 1: Maybe they're all just they might be looking at like

988
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:13,000
Speaker 1: Nielsen ratings for more reruns and then just releasing the

989
00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:15,640
Speaker 1: Mountain Hart Mountain Dew in those markets. All right, So

990
00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:20,080
Speaker 1: this actually I wanted to quick sidebar wanna put this

991
00:55:20,239 --> 00:55:23,800
Speaker 1: in a category of pop culture things that you know,

992
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:27,360
Speaker 1: listeners hit us with with your answers to this question.

993
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:33,280
Speaker 1: But this feels to me like a like obvious great

994
00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:38,920
Speaker 1: idea that in execution sucked, like my my other example

995
00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:40,520
Speaker 1: that I could come up with them, Like the two

996
00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:43,320
Speaker 1: minutes after between me thinking of that and when we

997
00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:46,200
Speaker 1: started recording was like I feel like water World was

998
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:50,120
Speaker 1: like a cool, great idea and then the execution wasn't

999
00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:54,759
Speaker 1: quite there. Um. I'm also stealing from the Reddit threat,

1000
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:56,719
Speaker 1: because there there is a Reddit threat that was like

1001
00:55:56,920 --> 00:56:02,440
Speaker 1: great great idea, bad execution. They called pointed to Downsized

1002
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:07,959
Speaker 1: that like Matt Damon movie about adults being shrunk uh down.

1003
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:13,200
Speaker 1: And I've always said that like that is shrunk shrunk

1004
00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:18,880
Speaker 1: down people, shrunk down characters. Is a under exploited like

1005
00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:21,879
Speaker 1: movie idea, like because we got Honey I Shrugged the Kids,

1006
00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:26,279
Speaker 1: which is now like outdated and it was four kids. Um,

1007
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:29,799
Speaker 1: and like the only adult version we've gotten is downsized.

1008
00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:33,320
Speaker 1: I guess, I guess maybe aunt man, But it feels

1009
00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:36,400
Speaker 1: like that you want it, like like inner space, you

1010
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:39,359
Speaker 1: want more like people got people got all tiny all

1011
00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:43,440
Speaker 1: of a sudden, adults got adults got tiny, give it

1012
00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:45,200
Speaker 1: to me or they could be kids. I don't give

1013
00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:47,600
Speaker 1: a fun just remake Honey I Shrunk the Kids Like

1014
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,320
Speaker 1: you feel like there should be as many shrinking people

1015
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:52,279
Speaker 1: movies as there are like these other sort of like

1016
00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:55,839
Speaker 1: heist movies. Yeah yeah, yeah, give me more shrunk people.

1017
00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:58,719
Speaker 1: How often can we rob a casino like that? Dude,

1018
00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:01,279
Speaker 1: I don't know that captured that after my imagination. Who

1019
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:03,680
Speaker 1: would be in the Honey I Shrunk the Kids reboot?

1020
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:07,719
Speaker 1: I think Andy Samberg plays Rick moranis you know what

1021
00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:10,719
Speaker 1: I mean? I don't remember any of the other And

1022
00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:12,120
Speaker 1: then I think we're good to go, and we may

1023
00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:16,160
Speaker 1: that'll get you in the room. Yeah, and someone plays

1024
00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:18,640
Speaker 1: a big giant aunt. That's the other part. I remember

1025
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:20,520
Speaker 1: when they were in the front yard, freaked this ship

1026
00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:23,880
Speaker 1: out of me. When the sprinklers come on, you thought

1027
00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:29,200
Speaker 1: that was somebody playing that giant Aunt. It wasn't, no miles,

1028
00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:31,640
Speaker 1: that was a real giant ant. They shrunk those damn

1029
00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:34,800
Speaker 1: kids ship. I got laughed at when I when it

1030
00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:36,200
Speaker 1: was what do I want to be? When I grew

1031
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:38,200
Speaker 1: up project in kindergarten, I said, I want to be

1032
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:40,200
Speaker 1: I want to be the performer that plays the Aunt

1033
00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:43,080
Speaker 1: and Honey Shrunk the Kids. Do you guys have an

1034
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:46,360
Speaker 1: examples of this, like ideas that seem like, Okay, that's

1035
00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:50,320
Speaker 1: gonna be great, and then they suck. The Hindenburg. Yeah,

1036
00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:53,600
Speaker 1: the Hindenberg is a great idea. Look at that you

1037
00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:59,240
Speaker 1: can float around all cool. It has a renewable resource involved. Unfortunately,

1038
00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:03,880
Speaker 1: the renewable real sources fairly flammable. The dirigible future that

1039
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:08,880
Speaker 1: was promised where everybody's just fucking blimping around, blimping around everywhere, yeah,

1040
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:13,120
Speaker 1: blimping super underrated. I think, man, I it's it's so

1041
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:15,439
Speaker 1: weird because you say that, I'm like math funk with water.

1042
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:19,960
Speaker 1: But yeah, I know it's bad, and I guess that's

1043
00:58:19,960 --> 00:58:22,000
Speaker 1: why it's something I'm trying to think of, Like, Okay,

1044
00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:24,240
Speaker 1: what did I just wish there was? They gave me

1045
00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:26,520
Speaker 1: just a little bit more. I feel like so many

1046
00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:28,800
Speaker 1: things are like that, but it's hard for me to

1047
00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:31,640
Speaker 1: pick something. At the moment. I'm really into like the

1048
00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:35,120
Speaker 1: premise of these new Jurassic Park movies where like the

1049
00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:40,960
Speaker 1: dinosaurs got out and but like apparently those movies suck,

1050
00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:43,400
Speaker 1: But like, if we just live, just give me a

1051
00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:47,200
Speaker 1: world where we live in a place where you're you know,

1052
00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:52,000
Speaker 1: there's a you have to be inside today, inside like

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Speaker 1: a metal cage, caged home today because dinosaurs are like

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Speaker 1: coming through like that fun future about many discs and yo,

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Speaker 1: that's so far. I was literally going to say that,

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Speaker 1: really what, I'm like, what did I because I had

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Speaker 1: to think to myself, I'm like, what's something that I

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Speaker 1: fucked with? And it was a hold out for a

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Speaker 1: long time, like oh, insisting that this was gonna work,

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Speaker 1: and I, you know, I used to I used to

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Speaker 1: make so many little custom many discs and ship and

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Speaker 1: I thought I was on. You know, there was the

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Speaker 1: wave of the future until like burnable c d s

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Speaker 1: and like CD drives became like you know, ubiquitous. But

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Speaker 1: I really the mini discs felt like I don't know,

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Speaker 1: there's some of the physical media that made a mini

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Speaker 1: disc feel like like what I was listening to was

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Speaker 1: really important. The mini discs felt like you had evidence, right,

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Speaker 1: like someone's like handing you like intail but it's actually

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Speaker 1: a switch Foot song. Wait, I don't even I don't

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Speaker 1: think I've ever like paid attention to many small CDs.

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Speaker 1: No one did, but that's because they they were invented

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Speaker 1: like the same time is very very early, like hundred

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Speaker 1: and make by like MP three players, right, so they

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Speaker 1: were replaced by nothing immediately, Yeah, because it was like,

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Speaker 1: you know this the like last dying farts of the

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Speaker 1: physical media industry trying to be like what if you

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Speaker 1: got this though? And it's easy to just record on

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Speaker 1: these they're like tapes, but their CDs they didn't just

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Speaker 1: long enough to have the stuff everywhere where. CDs are

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Speaker 1: still kind of around because every CD players are involved,

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Speaker 1: blah blah blah, Like a mini disc player was so

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Speaker 1: niche its whole existence, right. I feel like in the

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Speaker 1: food category, Pizza Hut has dropped a lot of specialty

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Speaker 1: pizzas on us that are like amazing ideas, and then

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Speaker 1: every time I have them, they just taste like extra salt,

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Speaker 1: extra salt TP. Sure, for sure I had the I

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Speaker 1: did have the Little Caesar's Batman Pizza Cal's own combination.

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Speaker 1: Did Yeah, I do have my limited edition the Batman

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Speaker 1: art that says Little Caesars Pizza on it. It is,

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Speaker 1: it tastes it's a little liquid. The whole thing kind

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Speaker 1: of tastes a little too wet to be pizza. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Too soft. It's like soft and runny, and it all

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Speaker 1: sort of MUSHes together sort of. You ever see that

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Speaker 1: area where two oceans meet and one of them is

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Speaker 1: a little brown and the other one is blue, and

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Speaker 1: it's like, that's what the pizza feels like. You don't

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Speaker 1: know where. You're like, shouldn't all this be shouldn't it

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Speaker 1: just be mixing? And it's like, oh no, the ingredients

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Speaker 1: are bumping into each other in a weird way. Wow.

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Speaker 1: And did you see the Batman or just go I'm

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Speaker 1: go go see that today. Wow. Okay. I like to

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Speaker 1: go in the middle of the day when there's less

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Speaker 1: people around. Yeah, okay. Oh, that way you can get

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Speaker 1: emotional in there and not feel bad. That way I

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Speaker 1: can keep asking my girlfriend which one is the Batman.

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Speaker 1: I like to do fun stuff like that. Oh so

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Speaker 1: you figured out a little laz and you just like

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Speaker 1: to do fun, little fun, little gags like there's there's

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Speaker 1: fun to be had in empty movie theaters. Oh, Batman

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Speaker 1: like sort of thing. So that I'm hoping figure out

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Speaker 1: finally what happened to his parents, right, I'm just hoping

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Speaker 1: this movie finally covers the same two fictional people I've

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Speaker 1: seen died nine times this century. If they were like

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Speaker 1: the fact of the joker jam that in there was

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Speaker 1: very I don't know, but the the if they if

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Speaker 1: they dramatize that scene one more time, it would be

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Speaker 1: so funny. I hope Robert Pattinson's Batman finds that out

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Speaker 1: by watching one of the other Batman movies on my

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Speaker 1: pet because I know that, like it came up because

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Speaker 1: there's something in the new movie that suggests that the

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Speaker 1: timeline of his parents death was two thousand one. People

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Speaker 1: were like, so that that means that he was coming

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Speaker 1: from like they were coming from the first Fast and

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Speaker 1: the Furious movie or you know, Shreck or something like that.

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Speaker 1: If they just could have held off to have him

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Speaker 1: leaving Twilight, it would have been like a perfect, perfect

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Speaker 1: nod and then that would be okay with seeing it again. Yeah, right, Well,

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Speaker 1: Kyle as always a true pleasure having you on TV.

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Speaker 1: Where can people find you? Follow you all that good stuff.

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Speaker 1: I'm Kyle Ayers on Instagram and Twitter, and I have

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Speaker 1: a podcast called Never Seen It where comedians rewrite movies

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Speaker 1: they've never seen. That's gonna be coming back pretty soon.

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Speaker 1: MC got like Kenry Sbrowski and Marrow Wilson and some

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Speaker 1: fun people who are gonna be doing that and uh,

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Speaker 1: but you don't follow me online, I'll post about it nice. Uh.

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Speaker 1: And is there a tweet or some of the work

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Speaker 1: of social media you've been enjoying? Yeah, I, uh, dang,

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Speaker 1: that's funny. We just talked about this, so I don't

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Speaker 1: want to do I'm glad. I wrote two down so

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Speaker 1: Ellie crime and doll I hope I said that properly.

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Speaker 1: I might not have tweeted so grateful for my spot

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Speaker 1: treatment today and then in parentheses held face above strainer

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Speaker 1: while making mac and cheese. And it's very relatable. M hm, miles,

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Speaker 1: where can people find you? What's tweet you've been enjoying?

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Speaker 1: Find me on Twitter and Instagram at Miles of Gray

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Speaker 1: and also of the other pod for twenty fiance with

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Speaker 1: Sophia Alexandra, where we talked about ninety day fiancee tweets

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Speaker 1: that I like at slappy but it's with a vs

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Speaker 1: v l v p p Y tweeted if you're still

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Speaker 1: in your first pair of AirPods, you're responsible, motherfucker for

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Speaker 1: real and thank you. I felt that also, he's still

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Speaker 1: in your first pair of AirPods. Yeah. Yeah, it's also

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Speaker 1: the panic of like like when I lost it as

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Speaker 1: a kid. My parents are like, okay, here's the new

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Speaker 1: policy is one and done. It's like, but I need that.

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Speaker 1: It's like, well, you shouldn't have lost that ship because

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Speaker 1: it's expensively, but I need my Police Academy handheld video

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Speaker 1: game from Tiger Electronics. Uh huh, that is a need.

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Speaker 1: You don't want to losing that exactly. Another one is

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Speaker 1: from Shohanna Underscores striny Sjohanna Strinavaca tweeted, you were searched

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Speaker 1: forty three times on LinkedIn this week. Okay, so where's

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Speaker 1: my job? Which feels yeah, it's always like what does

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Speaker 1: that even mean? And then uh, Stephen mones Elli at

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Speaker 1: Stephen ste v a n z E t t I

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Speaker 1: tweeted Mike Jones blowing on that Indo GameCube Nintendo fourteen

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Speaker 1: year old Stephen, he gets me, although I have to

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Speaker 1: pull your card there. That was actually a slim thug

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Speaker 1: who said that part. It wasn't Mike Jones on that

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Speaker 1: song on tipping anyway. You shout out to my wow,

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Speaker 1: nice try asshole. That was your message to that tweet

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Speaker 1: that you are. You can find me on Twitter at

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Speaker 1: Jack Underscore O'Brien a couple of tweets I've been enjoying

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Speaker 1: at Twitter's bad boy t g B on Twitter tweeted,

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Speaker 1: I'm at a cardiology convention in Chicago and the keynote

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Speaker 1: speaker is being arrested for murder. It's a fugitive reference.

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Speaker 1: And Adam Serious tweeted me, here's your thirty birthday card,

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Speaker 1: friend crying please stop. One was plenty. You can find

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Speaker 1: us on Twitter at Daily Zy Guys. We're at the

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Speaker 1: Daily See Guys on Instagram. We have a Facebook fan

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Speaker 1: page on a website, Daily zey Guys dot com where

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Speaker 1: we post our episodes. On our foot note, we link

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Speaker 1: offs the information that we talked about today's episode, as

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Speaker 1: well as a song. Do we think you might enjoy

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Speaker 1: miles with song? Do we think people should go check out? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Just some nice little beats that will make you feel

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Speaker 1: like you're in seven. This is a track called Little

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Speaker 1: Creatures by Jade Cicada And I don't know when I

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Speaker 1: when I first heard this song, it felt like something

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Speaker 1: that would have been in like the movie like Wild Things,

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Speaker 1: or like Intolerable Cruelty, or something where it just feels

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Speaker 1: like those kinds of instrumentals, or you just should like,

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Speaker 1: it's just to reveal a character, and you're like, oh,

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Speaker 1: they're cool because this song is cool. And that's the

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Speaker 1: very specific idea I had when I heard this song.

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Speaker 1: So this is Little Creatures by Jade Cicada. All right,

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Speaker 1: we'll go check that song out. The Daily Zy Guys

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Speaker 1: is a production by Heart Radio. For more podcast from

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Speaker 1: my Heart Radio, visit the heart Radio app, Apple podcast,

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Speaker 1: or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. That's gonna

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Speaker 1: do it for us this morning. We're back this afternoon

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Speaker 1: to tell you what's trending, and we'll talk to y'all

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Speaker 1: then bye bye