Speaker 1: This is Dan Patrick takes a game gambling. There's something
Speaker 1: that I did a clever way to circle that. Dan
Speaker 1: actually making bets himself by using a proxy, and I
Speaker 1: became consumed by it and now joined by bad Larry
Speaker 1: and Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. All right?
Speaker 1: Are we starting with the correction? Are you like this
Speaker 1: charitable soul here that you get ahold of array and
Speaker 1: say you want to give what a unit back? What?
Speaker 1: What do you want to tell this Larry? Damn? I
Speaker 1: just want to give four units back? You know, say
Speaker 1: lost his Dallas guys. He's got to be despondent and
Speaker 1: big word, Dylan's bills aren't going to win the Super Bowl?
Speaker 1: What makes you say that? Wait? Wait, so you're giving
Speaker 1: back units because you're going to dominate these guys in
Speaker 1: the postseason. Well that's one way to look at And
Speaker 1: I got a couple of guys with some with some
Speaker 1: penny pinchers in town who have been complaining endlessly for
Speaker 1: the last week that I can't take that half, you know,
Speaker 1: four units or two units whatever it was on that
Speaker 1: tease that pushed, so I just push, Yeah, what are
Speaker 1: you talking about? There's no push on a tease, you lose, Larry. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. That's why I'm giving them back.
Speaker 1: I do. I do think some books you can push
Speaker 1: on a teaser, like you can push a leg of it. Okay,
Speaker 1: not on, so Larry give it back? Well no, but
Speaker 1: Larry made it sound like he was being charitable. Now
Speaker 1: he was just doing the right thing. We're doing the
Speaker 1: right exactly. It is charity, Dan. It was given to me,
Speaker 1: and over the course of the week and getting beaten
Speaker 1: up by my friends, I decided to just give ready
Speaker 1: the option. Okay, So you weren't to do it about it?
Speaker 1: It took you all that to decide to do it.
Speaker 1: You were guilted into this. Um Yeah, because I know
Speaker 1: some books do have if one leg ties. And I'm
Speaker 1: a little uncomfortable because the line was two and a
Speaker 1: half when I bet it, and you guys made it
Speaker 1: three and I kind of said, ah, dream might hurt me,
Speaker 1: and then it did hurt me. So you have the
Speaker 1: four units back I got. We're good Larry. Characters. What
Speaker 1: do you say or do when no one else is looking? Okay?
Speaker 1: Uh recapping Dylan has zero units perfect and uh, Larry
Speaker 1: has three units. And Shay is minus two units. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: so Larry, you're minus one now if you're gonna give
Speaker 1: the four yet four units? Bad? Correct? Okay we again? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, so now we got the paperwork. Everything's good
Speaker 1: as we move forward here. I guess the big headline
Speaker 1: was Sha went to uh where the bahamas or the pajamas? Okay?
Speaker 1: And you said that the previous week you didn't drink
Speaker 1: while watching the Cowboys win beating Tampa Bay, and therefore
Speaker 1: you were going to be on a remote island with
Speaker 1: your roommate and other people and you were not going
Speaker 1: to drink watching the accomplition. How was that miserable? Painful?
Speaker 1: Did you sneak anything? No? Absolutely not. At what point
Speaker 1: did you realize now it was time to start drinking?
Speaker 1: Opening kickoff? Alright? Alright? Honestly, when they did that weirdo
Speaker 1: formation with Zekiel Elliott at that center, I was like,
Speaker 1: this is it, this is it. Cracked the bottle, let's
Speaker 1: go and then you're allowed to start drinking. That's it.
Speaker 1: I mean, how embarrassing as a franchise. I look that stupid. Well,
Speaker 1: we're glad to have you back. Now, let's see Dylan,
Speaker 1: you want to recap your weekend? Um? Yep. So obviously
Speaker 1: I had the Bills beating the forty niners in the
Speaker 1: Super Bowl. Exact outcome. That's dead now. Um. Other than that,
Speaker 1: though I went four in one. I took that. I
Speaker 1: teased every under points and that hit out right. If
Speaker 1: I had just parlayed them, it would have hit every
Speaker 1: under hit organically. Well, we're proud of you. Um. But yeah,
Speaker 1: only loss of the Bills two ways bad. Larry. You
Speaker 1: want to recap, um a very good weekend for me.
Speaker 1: I think I won three or four units whatever. I know.
Speaker 1: I had the Bengals. I lost the Kansas City Jacksonville
Speaker 1: game with a field goal. Let's go field goal to
Speaker 1: beat Larry and then go on. So I picked to
Speaker 1: lose the game. Oh my god, all about Larry. Why
Speaker 1: are you such a goddamn victim. I'm just saying, that's
Speaker 1: that's the game I lost. Well, Larry, maybe they kicked
Speaker 1: the field goal for me. It wasn't to spite you.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a possibility, Dylan. Good call. Uh, Chay, you
Speaker 1: want to recap what happened? Yeah, I'm not counting the
Speaker 1: Kansas City loss at all because the high ankle Sprain.
Speaker 1: I think we all agree on that part of the game.
Speaker 1: Part of the game and not counting it. I appreciate that. Everybody.
Speaker 1: Thank you. That's it. What do you want me to
Speaker 1: recap the Bahamas? Because that will take an hour and
Speaker 1: the d A might be on me interpolls listening. What
Speaker 1: what can you give me a highlight of you in
Speaker 1: the roommate? No, not of the roommate. That cannot give
Speaker 1: you a highlight of that. Um. I drank a bottle
Speaker 1: of tequila every day on top of all the other
Speaker 1: external things that I ingested. It was a great trip, Danny,
Speaker 1: It was a really good trip. But to me, it
Speaker 1: almost feels like you're gearing up for when bad Larry
Speaker 1: comes up for the drinking. Bad Larry can't hang Bad
Speaker 1: Larry can't. He might drink a Hunter Budweisers, But Larry,
Speaker 1: you want to actually be a grown up and drink
Speaker 1: some hard liquor, you will be dominated period, all right.
Speaker 1: I might have to turn the page and start drinking something. No,
Speaker 1: nor dare you Larry that? Don't don't do that. I
Speaker 1: know you. You usually are pretty good gambler, and when
Speaker 1: the odds are in your favor, but you can't go
Speaker 1: down this road Budweiser. You can go down that road
Speaker 1: if you want to, but I wouldn't go hard liquor
Speaker 1: because you'll lose out the size them up. When I
Speaker 1: see perfect, yes, I'll take that action. When you see Shay,
Speaker 1: you're gonna go Uh. I think we're just drinking bud Wetter. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm just letting you know. By the way, you guys
Speaker 1: weren't the only shitty gamblers. Picture Day Ray Picture Day
Speaker 1: Ray had a lot of money right in front of
Speaker 1: him and he just he showed me, Um, this is
Speaker 1: a picture of your ticket that could have been a
Speaker 1: winning ticket. You want to recap how you screwed up. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I went to the casino with my buddies and
Speaker 1: my friend was like, oh, I like Jamar Chase first
Speaker 1: touchdown score plus eleven hundred, and I'm gonna parlay it
Speaker 1: with Dalton Show Dalton Schultz plus sixteen hundred. It's tend
Speaker 1: to pay out around Bucks. And I was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna follow. I'm going in and I'm putting it
Speaker 1: in and I was like, you know what, I kind
Speaker 1: of like Deebo Samuel. I think that's a little safer,
Speaker 1: so I changed it. Put deebo in. Of course. Obviously,
Speaker 1: Jamar Chase and Dalton Schortz score first. He wins two
Speaker 1: thousand dollars and I'm out ten. Did he split it
Speaker 1: with you? No? You may as well have just lit
Speaker 1: to grand on the worst is I live with them
Speaker 1: so I get to hear about it. Yeah. Uh, let's see.
Speaker 1: Let's let's turn our attention to the conference title games.
Speaker 1: Bat Larry, I'll let you start, since you gave back
Speaker 1: some units and people are going to be applauding you
Speaker 1: your charitable deduction that you have. I'm gonna pick. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna pick those four units right back up on the Bengals. Um,
Speaker 1: it's Bengals, Bengals, Bengals. The band is the Bengals. That's
Speaker 1: a that's a band, and there's bow Jangles. Okay, so
Speaker 1: here we go. Is that a pick? Is that a
Speaker 1: pick them? No, it's Bengals minus one. Okay. It's been
Speaker 1: moving on every half hour right now as we speak.
Speaker 1: Is what the line we're going with? That's that's that's
Speaker 1: what I'm asking down. It's units four units on Cincinnati
Speaker 1: minus one, two units on San Francisco plus two and
Speaker 1: a half. It is two and a half okay. Two
Speaker 1: this on the over in the Cincinnati game at seven yes, okay,
Speaker 1: and one unit on the under in the Eagles game.
Speaker 1: I think at a half yes, it is okay. Not
Speaker 1: a lot of controversy there for Larry. By the way, uh,
Speaker 1: the third most profitable coach in the playoffs over the
Speaker 1: last twenty years is Kyle Shana No Ship seven and
Speaker 1: one against the spread the last twenty years. He's a wizard. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's good. Dylan, it's your turn alrighty. Um, So these
Speaker 1: are all gonna be two unit bets go Niners plus
Speaker 1: two and a half against the Eagles. Um. I genuinely
Speaker 1: think I kind of went back and forth. I genuinely
Speaker 1: think Brock Pury I just look at his face and like,
Speaker 1: that's too dumb of a face to get phased in
Speaker 1: a big moment. So I think Jalen Hurts is going
Speaker 1: to get suppose an ice co that is coming from
Speaker 1: somebody who probably has that same kind of look on
Speaker 1: their face. I've been told that before. I think he's
Speaker 1: too domed to be shook by the moment. I genuinely
Speaker 1: think he is. There's nothing back the big twelve quarterback.
Speaker 1: I'm not going already, yeah, I mean I could have
Speaker 1: gone with State. Yeah. Um, I'm taking the Chiefs plus
Speaker 1: one against the Bengals. Bengals, Um feel even better about
Speaker 1: that now. And then I'm going Niners Eagles under forty
Speaker 1: six and a half and Bengals Chiefs under forty seven
Speaker 1: going back to the unders, okay, and then I also
Speaker 1: have to one unit Bedstan. I'm going Patrick Mahomes first
Speaker 1: touchdown score plus thirty. He's got to run it in.
Speaker 1: And then also Patrick Mahomes anytime touchdown score plus five fifty.
Speaker 1: And that's one unit on both of them on the
Speaker 1: bomb leg. And that brings us to shayan Ev. Don't
Speaker 1: call it a come back, nanny. I got the Eagles
Speaker 1: minus two and a half against the Niners. Is that
Speaker 1: what the line is now? Yea? Yeah, two and ahead.
Speaker 1: So Larry and Dylan are both on the Niners. Yeah good,
Speaker 1: I'm happy about that. I don't I don't understand how
Speaker 1: Brock Purdy is going to do against a defensive line
Speaker 1: that got seventy freaking sacks this year the Cowboys. After him,
Speaker 1: he looked shook under one and a half touchdowns. Hit
Speaker 1: I think it's gonna hit again. But I'm on the
Speaker 1: Bengals minus one against the sprained ankle. I love Joe Burrow.
Speaker 1: I can't. It looks obvious to me, but whatever, you know,
Speaker 1: Larry's on that too, right, worked out for me in
Speaker 1: the past. Double at that Yeah, all right, Hayden Hurt's
Speaker 1: first touchdown score in that game. I just liked the
Speaker 1: dude's hair. He's a ginger, I think. Yeah, I didn't
Speaker 1: think you like ginger. I don't want to hate him,
Speaker 1: but they have special powers brought to them by the
Speaker 1: devil reverse psychology. Did you hear Jason Garrett when he
Speaker 1: was on the show last week? Yeah, I don't know
Speaker 1: why you had him on. You know, why did you? Honestly,
Speaker 1: I don't know because I thought when we had him on,
Speaker 1: I'm like, this has to be crushing you because all
Speaker 1: those years, all those Mondays when you called in and
Speaker 1: you railed against the ginger, and I did feel bad
Speaker 1: for you. I thought about calling it, Honestly, did you?
Speaker 1: I don't think you would have taken my call. I
Speaker 1: would have. I would have made an interview I have
Speaker 1: after the intermit, hold on Jason Shanon Irving. Let's love
Speaker 1: you Ivy League Ginger son of them Hayden Hurst first
Speaker 1: touchdown score. We got that and I have This is
Speaker 1: when I get weird, Danny. When we get to the
Speaker 1: conference championships and we get to the Super Bowls, this
Speaker 1: is when the weird prop bets come out and I
Speaker 1: start losing all kinds of money. But anyway, both teams
Speaker 1: to complete their first passing attempt and the Philly Niner
Speaker 1: game minus one ten hitting that for a unit. Most
Speaker 1: receiving yards in a Niner game Davante Smith plus two ten.
Speaker 1: I don't I love that bet? And anytime touchdown A J.
Speaker 1: Brown plus one five, I am on the Eggles. I
Speaker 1: think the Eggles are gonna dominate this game. Under it
Speaker 1: might come in, but I'm gonna win all these bets.
Speaker 1: You know, Davante Smith had eleven hundred receiving yards and
Speaker 1: that might be the quietest eleven d receiving honestly, because
Speaker 1: everybody talked about A. J. Brown on that little people
Speaker 1: forget about him. Yeah, yeah, well he was a high
Speaker 1: Smoom Trophy one, he was Sea Man. Anything else that
Speaker 1: you guys would like to claim to Air, I'd like
Speaker 1: to Larry. I think so when we do the drinking competition.
Speaker 1: Whenever that happens. Whenever you show up. It's been a while,
Speaker 1: we're going to do the wonder lick. You know this.
Speaker 1: This strikes me as when we waited for great heavyweights
Speaker 1: to get together, but it took forever for the time
Speaker 1: Bob Aermon Don King, and you remember when it was
Speaker 1: Lennox Lewis and Mike Tyson and we're like, oh, that's
Speaker 1: gonna happen. It took for years because Tyson didn't want
Speaker 1: to fight Lenox Lewis, because he wanted to eat what
Speaker 1: was gonna happen. That's what this feels like, Larry. It
Speaker 1: feels like heavyweights who already confirmed. I'm coming up to Providence,
Speaker 1: so we'll stop in Milford, Land. They're going over February.
Speaker 1: I want to say the eighteenth, February eighteen. I believe
Speaker 1: it is Providence filling over. It's a Saturday though we're
Speaker 1: on vacation, Larry. But if you actually come, I might
Speaker 1: be able to move something. Super Bowl is the twelfth week.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, well yeah, I shut down when I'm coming
Speaker 1: through Connecticut. You guys shut down the way I'm looking
Speaker 1: at this. No, you literally came to you stopped in
Speaker 1: like old say Brook and then didn't even tell anyone.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's he drove through Milford. I don't I went
Speaker 1: to Goodies, I had lunch of I didn't know that, Larry.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't blame you. I would come up with as
Speaker 1: many excuses for as long as you can. I would.
Speaker 1: I would. I'm just trying to think if I want
Speaker 1: to come up Friday night, spend the night in Milford,
Speaker 1: go out with Dylan and say, this is a Friday
Speaker 1: and Saturday the providence for villanover games Saturday. These guys
Speaker 1: want to start at noon the show nooner. Okay, so
Speaker 1: ten o'clock. Leave from down here. Yeah, go ahead, like
Speaker 1: you got a day job? Are you doing? At this point,
Speaker 1: we might just come surprise you. It sounds like you
Speaker 1: you guys can't handle the Jersey Shore. Anyone can handle
Speaker 1: the Jersey Shire. A bunch of guidos who can't drinks.
Speaker 1: You guys are in Milford, Connecticut. Stop, okay, Larry, you're
Speaker 1: the snookie of Jersey. Sure, okay, And then chase the
Speaker 1: situation because he's been in prison jail. You've been in jail,
Speaker 1: not prison, never prisoned, jail a few times out a
Speaker 1: big it's a very important distinction are important, especially in
Speaker 1: Texas area. Yeah, alrighty well, that's it for your dining
Speaker 1: and dancing pleasure. Those are the picks this week and
Speaker 1: we'll we'll talk to you guys next week. Good luck,