Speaker 1: My grandma and your grandma was sitting by the fire.
Speaker 1: My grandma told your grandma, I'm gonna say, on fire,
Speaker 1: you're talking about hind I like, go on jagam d do.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, oh boy, we have one of my favorite
Speaker 1: people here. Oh girl, Oh girl, girl, Oh girl is right, honey,
Speaker 1: she's a girl. She has a lot of power, and
Speaker 1: she's got a lot She's got the friendship of us.
Speaker 1: She's got the friendship about the girl power. Can I
Speaker 1: tell you something about this guest, please? She blows me away.
Speaker 1: She every time I see her knocks me on my feet.
Speaker 1: She knocks me on my feet backwards, but she knocks
Speaker 1: me on my feet like I'm lying down and she
Speaker 1: I see her, I stand right up. Would you describe
Speaker 1: her as part of our family? She is my family, Familee,
Speaker 1: She's part of my family. This this, this is the one.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you we're going to get into this.
Speaker 1: We've been getting changed my life. Oh yeah, you've been touched.
Speaker 1: I've been touched by this angel. Touched by an angel.
Speaker 1: Roma Downey had nothing to do with this, No, I
Speaker 1: think Roman Downey is married to the producer Burnett, which
Speaker 1: is a CBS connection because guess what. This is a
Speaker 1: CBS queen. This is a CBS queen. You've seen her
Speaker 1: on Elementary, You've seen her and the Good Fight. Okay,
Speaker 1: and if that's not enough for you. She is an
Speaker 1: editor writer at Reductress and she's also the co host
Speaker 1: of mauth Time, the critically acclaimed It's a gag for
Speaker 1: the podcast. Matt and I have both been on it.
Speaker 1: It's so fun. We love it. I listened to it
Speaker 1: every week. It's a gag listened to every episode or
Speaker 1: else or else. She's also in the sketch group pop
Speaker 1: Roulette with Us and the Fantastic group Friends who Have Fault.
Speaker 1: It's a duel, really, and her name is what thank you?
Speaker 1: It's messing. It's so good to be here with my family.
Speaker 1: Were we were saying she's part of the family family,
Speaker 1: would you say that we are part of the same family.
Speaker 1: I would say that the three of us are one family. Yes, absolutely,
Speaker 1: we met. We were not family, we were not born family,
Speaker 1: but we became family. Rachel, When did you feel most
Speaker 1: close to me? Um? Oh, god, is it? I'm actually
Speaker 1: really thinking. I'm like, when did I feel most close
Speaker 1: to you? I want to I know when it was
Speaker 1: I want to interject, and I want to answer a question,
Speaker 1: and I will pose myself, which is the opposite of
Speaker 1: what Matt just asked. And the question is when when
Speaker 1: I felt furthest from you? Yes? When when when Rachel
Speaker 1: and I felt furthest from each other? But this is
Speaker 1: the beginning. This was I was roommate. I was roommates
Speaker 1: with David are my husband, and Rachel was was spending
Speaker 1: a lot of nights in Skytown with us, and God
Speaker 1: bless Rachel, because our house was a fucking dumpster. Was me,
Speaker 1: davidov and former guests Billy Domino, and it was a
Speaker 1: fucking nightmare. Filthy people, filthy, filthy people and broaches. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I can't even get into bad. It was bad.
Speaker 1: It was bad. I think they knocked it down. They
Speaker 1: knocked it down because well, they kept the rest of
Speaker 1: the building, but they knocked on your unit. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: not just they burnt it out. They burnt it and
Speaker 1: now it's just a portal into a hole in the
Speaker 1: fabric of space time. But Rachel, one day, I mean
Speaker 1: pretty regularly, would clean up for us and clean it
Speaker 1: after well, to be fair, I was living there for free,
Speaker 1: for like a month. That's true, but like we did
Speaker 1: not know each other and I felt bad. I was like, oh, no,
Speaker 1: David's girlfriend is cleaning. I was like, all clean the
Speaker 1: p off the seats in exchange for living here. Sure,
Speaker 1: but you had your own dorm, you had your own place.
Speaker 1: I was between. I had graduated in and I had
Speaker 1: moved out of my East Village palace and needed to
Speaker 1: find my own apartment. But my roommates weren't able to
Speaker 1: move into a new place until October, so I was
Speaker 1: homeless for two months. You needed to find something for
Speaker 1: the interim. It was the status I've ever been in
Speaker 1: my whole life. Really, I like to get perfectly real
Speaker 1: on this podcast. No, like graduating, graduating from school and
Speaker 1: then like suddenly not having a place to live and
Speaker 1: not having a job and being like a newly minted
Speaker 1: real person. Was that was like the stattust I thought
Speaker 1: in my whole life was so depressing. I would agree,
Speaker 1: I thought that way. I luckily had a show I
Speaker 1: was doing that summer, so I could kind of stretch
Speaker 1: out the feeling of the feeling bad. I was in
Speaker 1: that reality, which is the n y u um like
Speaker 1: welcome to n y U show that some of the
Speaker 1: older kids put on. So I was doing that over
Speaker 1: the summer. So it did feel like I just got
Speaker 1: dropped on my ass and I'm still staying in the door. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I got to end on a literal high note. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they were singing in the show. Wait, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: Do you guys hear that? I hear something. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: hold on, you have to stop everything, and I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Hold on, there's something. I think it's under
Speaker 1: my glass. Okay, just pick it up now. I'm going
Speaker 1: to pick it up really slowly though, because I'm a
Speaker 1: little like someone. But can you guys not freak out
Speaker 1: because we don't know what's under there? I don't I
Speaker 1: can't promise that. Yeah, okay, I'm just be really careful.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, Gus. Welcome to the
Speaker 1: stupidest but my favorite bit. We did it in Game
Speaker 1: Show the other nights of Murder. I can't believe I
Speaker 1: wasn't there. This is my favorite bit ever ever called
Speaker 1: Grew and um you it grew is always hiding in something.
Speaker 1: Well it's based if misplaced, correct, but it's based on
Speaker 1: Grew from Minions, right. No, it's not absolutely dominions. It
Speaker 1: always grew. No, I calling each other grew g r
Speaker 1: L o O for at least seventy years. But I
Speaker 1: guess what I'm saying is like, even though you guys
Speaker 1: have been calling each other that, like without realizing it,
Speaker 1: you were calling each other group of minions. But there's
Speaker 1: the name grew first of all, and that doesn't make
Speaker 1: any fucking sense. Why everyone else has some clever super
Speaker 1: villain name like doctor or mischief. It's like whatever, I
Speaker 1: don't follow that franchise, But why is his name grew
Speaker 1: like an evil super villain pronounced differently? Now? Everyone stop
Speaker 1: grew from Despicable me. It's spelled g r U and grew,
Speaker 1: which is our group. It's spelled g r L. And
Speaker 1: if you're saying it like grow and not saying grow,
Speaker 1: you're not doing it right. It's grew. And so the
Speaker 1: number one and seventeen of culture it's grow grew And
Speaker 1: it's always that same pitch. What is that? Can get?
Speaker 1: Can we can we get a pitch app? I'm gonna
Speaker 1: download one down and let me tell you where the
Speaker 1: where the beginning of groove comes from? Okay, please educate me.
Speaker 1: It's from went in Mad TV, when Deborah Wilson is
Speaker 1: playing Whitney Houston and she's like trying to put on
Speaker 1: she goes who. She just sings that note a bunch
Speaker 1: of times, and I thought it was truly the funniest
Speaker 1: thing that she'd just be talking like where I can't
Speaker 1: hear myself? Where am I? No, she wouldn't say, she
Speaker 1: wouldn't add she wouldn't she wouldn't. But because Bowen was
Speaker 1: became grew to me, and so then we start calling
Speaker 1: each other grew and we start to begin to sing.
Speaker 1: You became sometimes yes when you begin to sing, and
Speaker 1: so then you put a musical nature on what you're saying.
Speaker 1: It heightens the emotion. Music is heightened speaking Oh my god,
Speaker 1: these apps cost money. I'm no, I just damn it.
Speaker 1: I just spent a dollar on this and it has
Speaker 1: one star. Fuck okay, I just canceled it. Imagine having
Speaker 1: perfect pitch. We wouldn't even have to do this. I
Speaker 1: know we'd be like, c sharp, you know what, Okay,
Speaker 1: this is? This is? How do you know? That's? Because
Speaker 1: I just I might have I'm not gonna say I
Speaker 1: have perfect picture. I was around our metronome are digital
Speaker 1: metronome as a child, so so much Imagino keeps time bowing. No,
Speaker 1: but there's a digital one where where for violins, for
Speaker 1: for stringe a pitch where it's just the default pitches.
Speaker 1: A so so someone someone someone hit the group. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say it's c flat. But the best is the best.
Speaker 1: The best thing is when yeah, you change it. Can
Speaker 1: you do this for a while, I grew was really
Speaker 1: high and then it was too high. We have to
Speaker 1: sometimes you have to take it down because I remember
Speaker 1: there was a day where it was really high and
Speaker 1: we were doing it and then we were all like,
Speaker 1: it's honestly, it's gotten too high. But remarkably we keep
Speaker 1: it on the same pitch. Typically is wait, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. It's muscle memory something something is something that
Speaker 1: my phone's my phone buzzing. I think I think you
Speaker 1: should just pick it up and see who it is.
Speaker 1: It's a big if it's like an important thing, like
Speaker 1: you should know. It could be Hollywood or it could
Speaker 1: be okay, but the thing is it buzz But my
Speaker 1: screen didn't light up, and it's not undo, not disturbed,
Speaker 1: So okay, I'm just gonna I'm just gonna press see
Speaker 1: that was a different pitch that it was the same.
Speaker 1: First it was grew and then it was it grew,
Speaker 1: it grew up half a step. It changed. And I
Speaker 1: think it's because our emotions have been changing. Oh, I
Speaker 1: think it's like moving. Yeah, guys, um, if you're not
Speaker 1: completely alien needed by this stupid conversation so far, I'm angry. Why.
Speaker 1: I wish I had been able to take music theory
Speaker 1: in high school. They had a music theory that was
Speaker 1: able to be taken, but my school just didn't offer it.
Speaker 1: And I would love to sit here and be able
Speaker 1: to identify the notes. And you know what, I think
Speaker 1: that it's a true thing that I that I could
Speaker 1: have really musically persevered, but at a young age I
Speaker 1: was I was not giving that opportunity. This is the
Speaker 1: interesting thing about Matt is Matt did not grow up
Speaker 1: with you know, a pedagogical um, you know education and
Speaker 1: metrical education. But you just had the natural talent. You
Speaker 1: had the gift. You had the gift, but you don't
Speaker 1: have the theory the mechanics to pin that down. It's
Speaker 1: like whenever I work with someone and they say, can
Speaker 1: you read music? And I have to shamefully say no,
Speaker 1: you don't read music at all. Wow, you know I
Speaker 1: do you? Yeah, well, I grew up playing. But here's
Speaker 1: the thing. I grew up playing the piano. Oh that's right, bitch,
Speaker 1: I saw in your childhood bedroom. In my childhood bedroom,
Speaker 1: I played the cello. But the thing is, like I
Speaker 1: think about this a lot. Sometimes I feel like the
Speaker 1: like actors and performance who picked it up later are
Speaker 1: more interesting because they were living like other lives, whereas
Speaker 1: like if you grew up doing musical theater and stuff like,
Speaker 1: sometimes I get overwhelmed with culture honestly, because I'm like,
Speaker 1: my background is literally listening to Wicked for like thirty
Speaker 1: hours a day and like not knowing what popular music
Speaker 1: was there you go saying like I just learned who
Speaker 1: Robbie Williams was a few months ago. You didn't know Robbie.
Speaker 1: And I feel like this is such a So let's
Speaker 1: get into this with Rachel because this is the question
Speaker 1: we asked all of our guests. And I'm so excited
Speaker 1: to get into this with Rachel because I feel like
Speaker 1: I know Rachel very well, but I might learn something.
Speaker 1: People just surprised you. And this is something about people,
Speaker 1: is that they surprised you. That's rule number of culture
Speaker 1: people will surprise a prize. Now, Rachel, we're going to
Speaker 1: ask you the same question. What were the were the
Speaker 1: cultural pieces the elements that made you say culture is
Speaker 1: for me. I want to step in a cultural direction.
Speaker 1: You know, it's as if the culture was the rain,
Speaker 1: this would be the moment where the rain condensated. That's
Speaker 1: not what and the rain is. Okay, I'm talking about. First,
Speaker 1: you have, of course ejaculation, which is when the water
Speaker 1: comes from the ground to the sky. Eaculation is the water.
Speaker 1: The ejaculation is the water comes from the penises, goes
Speaker 1: up into space. Ejaculation, condensation, precipitation, run off, yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: run off is a pre come, rinse, repeat, and then
Speaker 1: it's shampoo. But the pre come is a state jump.
Speaker 1: It's like, what's it called? Um uh, you know it's
Speaker 1: it's not very common. A question is when did culture
Speaker 1: start coming on you? Oh my god, I'll never forget
Speaker 1: when I first got amon um come down by culture. Um. Okay.
Speaker 1: I really thought a lot about this, um because there
Speaker 1: as Billy Domino, who was like a little goal for
Speaker 1: I was like, that is really the ultimate answer. Um.
Speaker 1: I guess I became interested in culture. It was sixteen election.
Speaker 1: Um that was it for me. Um okay, I think
Speaker 1: that when you first started singing. That's when I started singing.
Speaker 1: Was after election. I was like everything has changed. And
Speaker 1: then I was like everything has changed and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh wow, I'm a singer now. Um okay, I think that. Okay,
Speaker 1: I think that for me. My introduction to culture was
Speaker 1: musical theater, sixties rock and Monty Python was like, I'm
Speaker 1: disgusted because it's crazy that boone has tried to eat
Speaker 1: his McDonald's and somehow you can still hear him chewing
Speaker 1: bone is straight up masticating a full chicken nugget. Can
Speaker 1: I say though? That was the first chicken nugget I've
Speaker 1: had in a long time, and it was better than
Speaker 1: I remember. Did they change the recipe? It's still pink page.
Speaker 1: Shouldn't have had it because now they got your back.
Speaker 1: I know. There. It felt like Crisp Bears. It's Crisp Bear.
Speaker 1: The batter is better. Let me tell you something. I'm
Speaker 1: a full whore for McDonald's. I will, I will give
Speaker 1: my whole body, your whole they have me, and you
Speaker 1: know what, it's Okay, that's okay. I'm like a proud hooker. Okay,
Speaker 1: I remember you know what, call me Passion because that's
Speaker 1: my hooker name. McDonald's. We went to a McDonald's, very
Speaker 1: wasted and got flurries. Yeah. When was where was this?
Speaker 1: It was? Were we traveling? No, it was in New
Speaker 1: York because now I don't remember the circumstances. But it
Speaker 1: was funny. Okay, here's what I'm having a memory of
Speaker 1: is it was really late and we were in Times Square.
Speaker 1: You know what, I'll tell you when it was? We
Speaker 1: were so so fucked up at the Story Pirates benefit
Speaker 1: after party. Yes, this is what I wanted that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we are. It was the after party. We had done,
Speaker 1: we had done the benefit. We imbibed, we imbibed, yes this,
Speaker 1: you're right. Then we were imbibed, and then we very
Speaker 1: embarrassingly exited a party. Yes you you um, what's the
Speaker 1: you flipped the deuce? It was the situation where you
Speaker 1: don't know how to say goodbye? So what we does?
Speaker 1: Me and Rachel just did there and I just everyone
Speaker 1: was looking at us in the room and I just
Speaker 1: threw up, threw up the deuce, threw up the deuce.
Speaker 1: Like it was eleven grade. That was Richard Nixon, and
Speaker 1: we backed out of there. We backed out. It was
Speaker 1: we were, we were. We went to McDonald's and mcals
Speaker 1: and it took forever for some reason. And then you
Speaker 1: laid down on the counter, which I remember because I
Speaker 1: took a picture. That's vile and he when I say,
Speaker 1: I feel so at home there your passion. You walked
Speaker 1: in and everyone was like, ah, Maddie, welcome. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry. I mean that was so rude. Pick moment
Speaker 1: to just know, Oh my god, Okay, so chomp chomped
Speaker 1: down on a chicken ugget, but it's okay. Sixties rock
Speaker 1: like Joni Mitchell, Krazy Nash young and and that was
Speaker 1: me like nine years old. Um, like this song is
Speaker 1: about an abortion her, Like this song is about like
Speaker 1: her baby that she has to get up. Um. And
Speaker 1: then I think as I got older, like sci fi yes,
Speaker 1: and like you're a you're a fantasy queen. I'm a
Speaker 1: fantasy queen and I didn't know it until I was older,
Speaker 1: but I feel like that changed for me. What favorite like, um,
Speaker 1: oh god, my favorite piece is probably Doctor Who in
Speaker 1: D Minor Um, Like I love Dr who so much,
Speaker 1: and I didn't know until like two years ago. Um,
Speaker 1: I love Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I don't think I'm
Speaker 1: like high fantasy you are, but I'm like trash posh
Speaker 1: pop fantasy, pop fantasy. I love the things that are
Speaker 1: like I don't want to undermine how much I love fantasy,
Speaker 1: but like I like the things that are like safe
Speaker 1: to like written they're meant for. I love Harry Potter,
Speaker 1: but like I couldn't get through Lord of the Rings
Speaker 1: because I was like, there're too many names. I just
Speaker 1: realized why I haven't seen you lately, because you've been
Speaker 1: too busy with your scandal, your antasmin scandal. Okay, but
Speaker 1: that is so I guess for culture has become like
Speaker 1: I just fucking love television. Yeah, that's great, and I
Speaker 1: watched it so much. Well, this is the beautiful thing
Speaker 1: about culture in general. I think Rachel really embraces this,
Speaker 1: is that you can have these cultural phases where you
Speaker 1: redefine your parameters for culture, and for Rachel, it's watching
Speaker 1: Shonda It specifically Scandal or is a Shonda Land became
Speaker 1: s I did cross over it. I didn't know the
Speaker 1: magic of scandal until or the magic of Shonda until
Speaker 1: a few months ago I watched I watched all six
Speaker 1: seasons of Scandal that were on NET in like two months.
Speaker 1: It was constant fully like immersed yourself in that word,
Speaker 1: in that world. I did. And then it was over
Speaker 1: and like the current season was on and I started
Speaker 1: watching the current season, which was fun because then I
Speaker 1: became a part of like the like Shawonda community that Twitter.
Speaker 1: Twitter is crazy for Scandal, yes, And then I was like,
Speaker 1: I need more. And then I watched all of How
Speaker 1: to Get Away with It. There's only two seasons, three seasons, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: and I watched it not knowing that the fourth season
Speaker 1: hadn't been announced, and then when it was done, like
Speaker 1: even though I had literally just finished it like the
Speaker 1: day before, I immediately became like one of the fans
Speaker 1: that's like when that does do you like it? Do
Speaker 1: you actually really well? I think that Viola Davis is
Speaker 1: a better actress than like that show deserves. Like that's
Speaker 1: I think the show is really great, but like she
Speaker 1: is phenomenal, so good, so good always, and she's like giving,
Speaker 1: like she's truly giving, like and the show is like
Speaker 1: always giving, which I like love pretty great, though. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well the show is like really intense. It's and I
Speaker 1: think that did you guys watch Scandal all the way?
Speaker 1: That's probably for the best. I mean, it's like I
Speaker 1: can't to leave that Melly Grant is president. I will
Speaker 1: say that it's insane to me that not one Well,
Speaker 1: this is a spoiler? Are you guys planning on watching nod?
Speaker 1: I am going to the House of Cards. I'm talking
Speaker 1: about I've never seen House of Cards, you know what.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go ahead and say spoiler alert. Are
Speaker 1: you okay? Oh, it's the end of the season, so
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say I will not I will not
Speaker 1: spoil it. I will just say they need to get
Speaker 1: more imaginative about about the ways that they go. I
Speaker 1: think there's nothing wrong with introducing a new character that's
Speaker 1: a compelling new political figure, but it seems like the
Speaker 1: way that these shows I don't know. That's the problem
Speaker 1: with political shows is it's like, you know, every four
Speaker 1: or eight years, the people have to change change, yes,
Speaker 1: And this unwillingness to be realistic about that is like
Speaker 1: show killing for me. I know that's what happened with Candle,
Speaker 1: where they were like, well we need if I knowing
Speaker 1: to keep these people like in or near the White House,
Speaker 1: and it just got so convoluted, and then you remember
Speaker 1: that like this is a show where a president choked
Speaker 1: out a Supreme Court justice and killed her. And then
Speaker 1: you're like deserved it, though she well, I actually fully
Speaker 1: understood why he did what he did. This is like
Speaker 1: old scandal t now, But yeah, everyone on that show
Speaker 1: has killed someone. And then there's a part where Olivia
Speaker 1: Washington starts like laughing hysterically, like laugh crying. I think
Speaker 1: I think it's her character, and then she's Olivia Washington,
Speaker 1: Carrie Washington, Olivia Pope. She starts laugh crying and she's
Speaker 1: like everyone has killed someone. You're like, yeah, bitch, you
Speaker 1: get it. Has she killed? Yeah? Oh you need to
Speaker 1: watch the current season. Wow, she murders somebody. You have
Speaker 1: to watch now. I just don't know if I will
Speaker 1: because it's so far off the ground, like the fact
Speaker 1: that President I heard what happened to Portaderossi though insane
Speaker 1: she gets beat to death the golf club with the
Speaker 1: golf club. But like, okay, here's the thing that that
Speaker 1: season was bad, but what the show did and that
Speaker 1: it was like so obvious but kind of great. Was
Speaker 1: like in at the end of the season, they slowly
Speaker 1: like killed off or got rid of all of the
Speaker 1: extraneous characters that they had written in and got everybody
Speaker 1: back on the same side, like ready to fight together
Speaker 1: against like one evil and as like if you're like
Speaker 1: a fan of the show and you just wanted to
Speaker 1: succeed and you're not just looking for like insane drama,
Speaker 1: you're like, oh good, We're like back to basics. I
Speaker 1: think that was smart. I think it's smart for a
Speaker 1: show like Scandal, which started heightened when it's when it's
Speaker 1: House of Cards, which I think is to be honest
Speaker 1: with you, I was a real fan of House of Cards.
Speaker 1: Phil On Done. I think House of Cards is cartoon garbage.
Speaker 1: Now I think it's fully bad. That show literally just
Speaker 1: gets rid of anyone that's gonna like and it's such
Speaker 1: a cop out. It's like up the plot. Everyone that
Speaker 1: could suck it up for them, it's dead. It's it's
Speaker 1: crazy to me. I'm like and that I wanted reader
Speaker 1: an interview with the new creators because they switched showrunners,
Speaker 1: and they were like, don't you think this is a problem.
Speaker 1: They're like, yeah, we did think about that, and then
Speaker 1: that was like, really, do you think it's where it's starting,
Speaker 1: Like if I have never seen a single episode. I
Speaker 1: think that the first three seasons, first four seasons are
Speaker 1: really good. I think some seasons are better than others.
Speaker 1: I think the first season is great. The second season
Speaker 1: I loved because it was when they first stepped into
Speaker 1: this heightened direction they were going in. Didn't start it
Speaker 1: certainly did not, And I would say you could just
Speaker 1: you know how, you know the show is really different,
Speaker 1: and you know how you know it has new new creators,
Speaker 1: I think our new showrunners. She is talking a lot
Speaker 1: more like like they always they are trusted. They always
Speaker 1: used to trust her character to be strong and silent
Speaker 1: and say a lot without saying anything. And she was
Speaker 1: always very mysterious, whereas now she ain't mysterious at all.
Speaker 1: She's doing monologues. No, no, no, she is really I
Speaker 1: think the lead of the show at some points. And
Speaker 1: also like fully, like I mean, I love the question
Speaker 1: of are they evil or are they not? Like I
Speaker 1: I loved that with him, you got it with her,
Speaker 1: you kind of did it. Now it's just like you know,
Speaker 1: she's they're evil, they're both so evil. Yeah, no, I've
Speaker 1: never seen it. I weirdly was like, it's it's David
Speaker 1: and I have very different Does David like it? Okay,
Speaker 1: So this is literally why I haven't watched it is
Speaker 1: because David watched like a couple episodes. I think of
Speaker 1: the first season like years ago when it first came
Speaker 1: out and was like not for me, and I was like,
Speaker 1: for some reason was just like, well, then it's not
Speaker 1: for me either watched it would like I've never done
Speaker 1: that with the show before, where I just like took
Speaker 1: someone else's word and never watched it. But all the time, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it's literally made to binge. I think I
Speaker 1: think you would like to show up really a lot.
Speaker 1: I just think you get to a certain point where
Speaker 1: you'd be like, I love political drama. It's it's so
Speaker 1: weird to watch that ship now though it is I
Speaker 1: know well and the world and like that's why Scandal
Speaker 1: got so weird too, because like they had a Trump
Speaker 1: character and they like it fellow a little bit too,
Speaker 1: like that like Law in Order, like ripped from the
Speaker 1: headlines thing like just doesn't feel good when it's like
Speaker 1: not a proced d Well, there's like it's impossible now
Speaker 1: for political dramas because either you completely there's this revisionist
Speaker 1: thing where Trump never happened and everything, or you or
Speaker 1: you rip it from the headlines and it just feels wrong.
Speaker 1: I know, I've been watching, and it's so weird because
Speaker 1: like the conversations on the West Wing like feel like
Speaker 1: so idealistic and so earnest and so different from like
Speaker 1: what's happening now, But they also feel so similar because
Speaker 1: I'm in the season where he runs for reelection, and
Speaker 1: they feel so similar to what's happening now that I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: like it feels like we're in a crazy time, but
Speaker 1: also like nothing has changed, and like all these things
Speaker 1: are so clicle and TV like keeps repeating it so interesting.
Speaker 1: I think that the rise of like these kind of
Speaker 1: Washington thrillers and even comedies, I think I think all
Speaker 1: of it is a little bit to blame for this
Speaker 1: because and because Twist, well before you let me just say,
Speaker 1: let me just say, I just think we've gotten so
Speaker 1: used to like I think people didn't even realize any
Speaker 1: of this ship was even possible, And you have to
Speaker 1: think about this, like a lot of people watch Scandal
Speaker 1: a lot, and when they hear about conspiracies, and when
Speaker 1: they hear about stealing elections and the word rigged and
Speaker 1: like this and this and this, it gets into their minds.
Speaker 1: So then when it's brought up in a public way
Speaker 1: about what's going on in real life, they don't say
Speaker 1: no way, they say, well, you know it can happen.
Speaker 1: It's I don't think people thought this was possible interesting,
Speaker 1: And maybe I'm really talking about everyone in America, like
Speaker 1: there're a lot dumber than they really are. But I
Speaker 1: definitely only think popularization of like Washington backstabbing and sp
Speaker 1: like kind of kind of like Washington bullshit. Popularization of
Speaker 1: that had something to do with everyone buying into fake news,
Speaker 1: and like I think that's true. I mean people like
Speaker 1: people like a good story also, and like they I
Speaker 1: think that Trump like went out and told a good story.
Speaker 1: He was like, people are evil and they're trying to
Speaker 1: get into our country, and like he like was spinning
Speaker 1: a tale. He's really I like to refer to him
Speaker 1: as the showrunner of the United States. Absolutely, he's I
Speaker 1: hate his show, you guys fucking hate it. I hope
Speaker 1: it lasts less than one season, So I hope it
Speaker 1: gets canceled. Well as far as like the as far
Speaker 1: as like the conspiracy stuff goes. I don't necessarily think
Speaker 1: it's like you like the locusts. The origin is these shows.
Speaker 1: I think it's just like Glenn Back gave Rice to
Speaker 1: like Alex Jones gave and then Trump is in June
Speaker 1: of last year starts calling the election right, like that's
Speaker 1: the path for me, but like maybe, I mean, maybe
Speaker 1: you're right, but like if if that's true, then Shaunda's
Speaker 1: to blame. I'm not saying. All I'm saying is it
Speaker 1: became fun. This kind of thing became fun, and then
Speaker 1: it became real. The drama is fun, right, or even
Speaker 1: like the incompetency on veep is fun. It's fun. It's
Speaker 1: like it's but now it's like, oh, we really do
Speaker 1: have an incompetent adminisiation. The point is, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm got to hear something. Where are you hearing it?
Speaker 1: That's so crazy. I'm hearing it kind of like under
Speaker 1: all of the chicken nuggets, but it's in Matt's mouth.
Speaker 1: Is it coming from the chicken nuggets? In your Oh
Speaker 1: my god, he can't speak, can't even make it sound.
Speaker 1: Oh my God, from your body. Just open your mouth
Speaker 1: a tiny bit, just to like he's pointing in his
Speaker 1: mouth right now. He looks really panicked. Okay, here we
Speaker 1: go one, two, three. Oh he shut his mouth so
Speaker 1: hard to go. Wow. Really a visual meeting hasn't get
Speaker 1: to grow out. You have to get the gu there's
Speaker 1: a lot of grou in my mouth. Oh my god. Um, yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I love Shondames. Have you watch an yet? I've watched
Speaker 1: a lot of episodes of Gray's Anatomy, like but disjointed,
Speaker 1: but disjointedly I've never liked. You should watch the first
Speaker 1: two seasons and then just stop, just stop and just stop.
Speaker 1: I think I've seen I've probably seen most of the
Speaker 1: first two seasons. Um, listen, are you gonna watch still?
Speaker 1: Star Cross? Probably? Probably? Are you guys going to watch it?
Speaker 1: One of my friends is on it? Oh yes, uh yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just down one of the cousins. Apparently she has
Speaker 1: like a pretty large good part. I read in a
Speaker 1: review that she was one of the standout roles. That's
Speaker 1: the dream. Yeah, I mean yeah, literally, that's the dream
Speaker 1: to get a good role on a Shonda Himes pretty
Speaker 1: show that's about something cool, that's My dream, I think
Speaker 1: is like I want to be on a Shonda Riimes
Speaker 1: like drama, but I want to play the like Cookie
Speaker 1: tech person. You want to be like Quinn. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: what Quinn started out as being, well, I feel like
Speaker 1: Abby kind of started out as like the one who
Speaker 1: they both did where they were like, we're a little sarcastic,
Speaker 1: and then they both became like drama. Yeah. I liked
Speaker 1: Abby on the show a lot. Darby Stanchfield, I like
Speaker 1: her too. That's a great name. I think she's really good.
Speaker 1: I can't did you know that Millie on that show
Speaker 1: was only supposed to be like the first couple episodes,
Speaker 1: like the first Lady was not going to be a thing,
Speaker 1: and then she just kept kind of like killing it
Speaker 1: in the back. Wait and they how are they going
Speaker 1: to do that? They were going to get rid of
Speaker 1: her character? No, she was just going to be the
Speaker 1: first Lady was just not going to be not like
Speaker 1: it was like it was going to be like she
Speaker 1: wasn't going to be like it just it just wasn't
Speaker 1: supposed to be as big of a thing as it is,
Speaker 1: and it certainly wasn't we're going to turn into what
Speaker 1: it is now which is she's the president of the
Speaker 1: United States. Yeah. I think she's great. She's so good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she she really sinks her teeth into it and like
Speaker 1: gives you so what's that actress name? That's name. She
Speaker 1: gives you soap realness. And also I found out she
Speaker 1: comes from the stage. She was she comes from the
Speaker 1: New York state. They don't come from the stage that often. No,
Speaker 1: she jumped right off the New York stage. She was
Speaker 1: in a show called The Life in the nineties, which
Speaker 1: was about hooking in Times Square in the old days.
Speaker 1: That's crazy because my where I come from is hooking
Speaker 1: in Times Square. Yes, Juliani Fish Rachel is classically a hoe.
Speaker 1: Category is play Julianni Eleganza pre The Lion King on Broadway.
Speaker 1: Her windows aren't broken. She's giving you spectaculars. This past year,
Speaker 1: I was crowned in a pretty major national contest um
Speaker 1: mid Town's Most Wretched Whore. Rachel's claim to fame is
Speaker 1: m and the Hurt, the amazing patron of mid Midtown's
Speaker 1: most Wretched Who Now, Rachel, what is your what is
Speaker 1: your coronation entail? What are your sort of services that
Speaker 1: you're providing for the community? Well, I walk around Midtown. Um,
Speaker 1: that's pretty much it. I like, walk around. You buy
Speaker 1: some iPads. I buy iPad that at those electronics stores.
Speaker 1: I go to pre um hands, I shake hands, trip
Speaker 1: trip on the steps of tk TS. Have I told
Speaker 1: you about the day that I barfed into pred Oh? No?
Speaker 1: And I want to hear about this now? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: It was wild w it was this year? What or
Speaker 1: it was? It was two thousand and sixteen? It was
Speaker 1: it was? Why did it was after the election though,
Speaker 1: still the low point, you M. I was sick and
Speaker 1: I but I was like, I have to get better fast,
Speaker 1: So I went and I never do this. I went
Speaker 1: to the doctor and was like, I'm sick. I never
Speaker 1: do that because I'm a woman, and only men do that.
Speaker 1: Only men go to the doctor. To be like interesting, interesting, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm going to say that right here, only men go
Speaker 1: to doctor. Rule number that's crazy. I feel like that's
Speaker 1: the opposite rule number fifteen. Men go to the doctors.
Speaker 1: But I don't agree with that. I think I think
Speaker 1: that only men go to doctors with like a cold. Interesting,
Speaker 1: more straight men. I know. I'm like, no, I'm not
Speaker 1: going to the doctor. I'm gonna tough it out. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, David always goes to the doctor. David, women
Speaker 1: like you also get signus infections. So you know that's
Speaker 1: he's still get signus infections as bad as he always did.
Speaker 1: He still David's a little I love him. He's a
Speaker 1: little boy. Okay, so you're okay. So we I went
Speaker 1: to the doctor and I never do this, and I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm sick and I have to get better.
Speaker 1: And because I was like where I was like working
Speaker 1: on Monday, and I was like I have to be
Speaker 1: better for this job or whatever. And I got like
Speaker 1: a Z pack and it turns out I'm They said
Speaker 1: it's not an allergy, but that I had a quote
Speaker 1: adverse effect. And so what happened was I took my
Speaker 1: back and then which is an antibiotic. And then I
Speaker 1: had this important meeting, like it was literally like I
Speaker 1: was meeting with an agent with an agency, and I
Speaker 1: almost I got up to Midtown and then I was
Speaker 1: like suddenly felt the most like I've ever felt in
Speaker 1: my life, and was like I sat down on a
Speaker 1: bench in Midtown and I called my mom and I
Speaker 1: was like I don't know what to do. I don't
Speaker 1: know how I'm gonna get Like I felt literally like
Speaker 1: I couldn't get myself to my apartment. But I went
Speaker 1: into this meeting and I fucking like didn't speak, like
Speaker 1: stood as still as possible. Oh wait, I forgot about
Speaker 1: the first part of MAA so so so on my
Speaker 1: way into this meeting, I stopped at a PARTAMA and
Speaker 1: I go into the bathroom and I bared horribly. And
Speaker 1: then I go to this meeting and I sit as
Speaker 1: still as possible and I don't talk, and I just
Speaker 1: get I just like nod and I say yes, and
Speaker 1: I look all around the room and I make sure
Speaker 1: I know where all the trash cans are for when
Speaker 1: I bowed. And then they showed me out of their
Speaker 1: like fancy office and then I'm like, could you show
Speaker 1: me where the bathroom is? And they're like, it's right
Speaker 1: down the hall. I'm like, great, thanks for me. And
Speaker 1: then I go to the bathroom and it wasn't barfed.
Speaker 1: It was like I prooved to God, I destroyed the bathroom.
Speaker 1: God Like, I think they probably knocked it down like
Speaker 1: they did your permanent side. And then but then it
Speaker 1: turned out that that building was a part well okay,
Speaker 1: so then after my horrible liquid ship, yeah, I go,
Speaker 1: I take the elevator down like floors or whatever. And
Speaker 1: then I got out and I walk out, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I guess I'm feeling a little bit better. And I
Speaker 1: walk out of the building and then immediately start to
Speaker 1: feel sick again. And I have no idea, but I
Speaker 1: look and what is right next to their building but
Speaker 1: a different paroma, of course, and so I run into
Speaker 1: that pradamage and I threw up again. Thank god not
Speaker 1: all of them have bathrooms. Thank god these both had. Honestly,
Speaker 1: if this one had had a bathroom, I still would
Speaker 1: have barbed in it. Love it is it that you
Speaker 1: can't take a z back? I can't ever, I'm allergic
Speaker 1: to it. I guess she learned this now this is okay.
Speaker 1: And I was talking to a coworker about this. He
Speaker 1: was telling me how she and this is tragic. She
Speaker 1: threw up in her lift because not because she was drunk,
Speaker 1: because she got food poisoning and it just she did
Speaker 1: not see it coming. It just happened. And I feel
Speaker 1: so bad. And she'd pay the cleaning. She had to
Speaker 1: pay so much fifty dollars. I threw up in a
Speaker 1: cab one horrible, horrible, horrible, and I've never thrown up.
Speaker 1: But here, here's the thing, Guys, these stories about either
Speaker 1: shooting your pants, shooting in public, throwing up in public,
Speaker 1: like these are these these reveal who you are. It's
Speaker 1: like Michelle Obamas as the presidency reveals who you are.
Speaker 1: Pants shooting and vomiting stories in public reveal who you
Speaker 1: are and your most your most vulnerable killing. I started today,
Speaker 1: I'm not where we have to take a break. You're
Speaker 1: working on forever, Reductress. Hey, that literally that was as
Speaker 1: anything you're thinking women, that was like, is how we
Speaker 1: do it? All right, let's get this done. Um, you're
Speaker 1: working Reductress. I edit articles, I write articles, performed I
Speaker 1: perform articles. Uh yeah, that's why work. How you liking?
Speaker 1: How you liking actress? Okay, here's the thing. They provide
Speaker 1: a good service. They provide a beautiful service to women
Speaker 1: across the globe. This is this is the antithesis. I
Speaker 1: feel like mouth time is sometimes um like antithetical to
Speaker 1: what we do at Lost cultures because lost cultures, because
Speaker 1: they write, they write it it's great, and then people
Speaker 1: come out with character bits and it's fantastic. We just
Speaker 1: sucking run our mouths here with no structure. Don't should
Speaker 1: talk to us? Somehow I like better? Somehow it works?
Speaker 1: Umu Okay, they can write down all the ship that
Speaker 1: they want, my goddamn mouth and do just as well. Rachel,
Speaker 1: would you rather? I mean there's there's place about. Would
Speaker 1: you rather there's room for spot in atie of course
Speaker 1: in mouth Time? No you would, Yes, there is there. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But the thing about women is they think too much down,
Speaker 1: they think too much that there's my god, will I
Speaker 1: do it? I should just stop talking? Oh my god
Speaker 1: talking up the people come hot. Producer Joe loves it.
Speaker 1: I am disgusted. Okay, So Rachel plays. Rachel voices Dakota. Yes,
Speaker 1: mauth Time is the Doctor's podcast official. Yes, um, and
Speaker 1: so tell us tell us a little Dakota. Where did she?
Speaker 1: Where would she sharp? Where would she throw up? Okay? Well,
Speaker 1: Dakota lives in Times Square? She lives at Times Square.
Speaker 1: There are certain things about So so yeah, mouth Time
Speaker 1: is like half scripted. And I'm the third host to
Speaker 1: come on to like come into this world. That was
Speaker 1: Anna Dressin and Nicol silver Ware who started it? Who
Speaker 1: are brilliant, and then they're fine, and then an I
Speaker 1: went off Tripe for Saturday Night Live, and then I
Speaker 1: came in um to close with Nicole and uh, and
Speaker 1: then Nicole left right for a TV show, and then
Speaker 1: Bowen came in and closted for a bit. But then
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what this is. It's a
Speaker 1: women's it's for women for women. No. I mean well,
Speaker 1: in a way, I was like, I'm not going to
Speaker 1: take this spot over like one of the millions of
Speaker 1: other like great, great, great like comedy women out there,
Speaker 1: so then you are millions of um no, you were
Speaker 1: so great. But yeah, it is funny, how like it
Speaker 1: definitely it's it's parodying the like Cosmovolgin, yes podcast. But
Speaker 1: then there are people in your reviews to just don't
Speaker 1: get that it's we we have a lot of It's
Speaker 1: so weird because like on the show, I do a
Speaker 1: character that like talks like this, and she's like, it's
Speaker 1: actually gone a little better over over time, but like
Speaker 1: in the beginning she had like a lot of vocal fry.
Speaker 1: I was like very like welcome and ung and like
Speaker 1: people left us so many iTunes reviews when I started
Speaker 1: that was like that were like, I can't the vocal fry.
Speaker 1: I wanted to kill myself. And they didn't get that
Speaker 1: it was satire. And I was also like, you hate
Speaker 1: listening to women, That's what it is. I was going
Speaker 1: to say that that is the root of all of this. Also,
Speaker 1: are like our ads were being run or like the
Speaker 1: ads for our podcast, we're being run during like a
Speaker 1: podcast that was like a most perfect murder like something
Speaker 1: that just like it was not there was no crossover
Speaker 1: between the fan bases, and they were so frustrated. Was
Speaker 1: this this? Um, now you guys are under Feral, but
Speaker 1: before you guys were with another network. Yes, was this,
Speaker 1: but this was this was this? This was with Barrel
Speaker 1: though we even with Barrel pretty much since I started,
Speaker 1: and and I mean, they're amazing. It was just like
Speaker 1: and we changed our advertisements a little bit to be
Speaker 1: to make it more clear that it was a joke.
Speaker 1: But yeah, people don't like listening to women. We've made
Speaker 1: it a thing though now we did um, we did
Speaker 1: a really really fun episode when we were in l
Speaker 1: A that we did live with Paul F. Tompkins and
Speaker 1: who was so amazing and I keep calling him, I
Speaker 1: keep bacting calling him Paul Thomas Anderson, who I love um.
Speaker 1: But we like made a point. We like took a
Speaker 1: break and we like talked to the audience and we
Speaker 1: were like, like, you guys should definitely like don't regret
Speaker 1: rate and subscribe and don't forget to talk about how
Speaker 1: much you love our podcast, how much you love our voices,
Speaker 1: and how good our voices are and how goes how
Speaker 1: nice this is listen to. And we like suddenly got
Speaker 1: a slew of reviews that were like, I love now Time,
Speaker 1: especially their voice. They did that for us, the cultural system.
Speaker 1: We just asked them to write reviews and they were like,
Speaker 1: I'm writing a view because they told me to. Fans
Speaker 1: are so fun. But yeah, the Mouthing podcast is really fun.
Speaker 1: It's like half scripted, right, it's half I'm sorry, but
Speaker 1: I feel like that's a that's a little bit of
Speaker 1: a challenge. When you say like it's changed, does that
Speaker 1: mean you've laid off the voice. I've laid off the
Speaker 1: voice a little bit to make it like a little
Speaker 1: bit more palatable. And also like I think it's like funnier.
Speaker 1: I think it's funnier if the vocal fries, like at
Speaker 1: specific women. But that's so like a punctuation. I get that,
Speaker 1: and like you're doing that like because it's like it
Speaker 1: doesn't make it more palatable, but I mean that, God,
Speaker 1: that's so shitty that people are just like these women
Speaker 1: sound stupid. Yeah, they're like these baby women because like
Speaker 1: Nicole and I both do voices that are kind of
Speaker 1: like like we're like dumb idiots, because the premise of
Speaker 1: the whole show is that we're like dumb idiots. But
Speaker 1: I love being a dumbadio, so like I would never
Speaker 1: pull back on that. The funnest, the funnest, the absolute funnest.
Speaker 1: Being a dumbadiot is the funnest, And our brand is,
Speaker 1: of course genius, genius, cold culture cultural yeah, roast. Sometimes
Speaker 1: I've intimidated by your culturally sta knowledge, but then you
Speaker 1: have to know, like there's some things that I have
Speaker 1: literally no barometer for, Like, for example, what I just
Speaker 1: started watching The Bachelorette today, never seen an episode. I
Speaker 1: haven't seen it either, but I'm pretty gagged for it,
Speaker 1: and I'm a little I'm a little bit like like
Speaker 1: I came like Henry came home today and I was
Speaker 1: watching and he's like, are you watching this and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I can I tell you something. I'm getting my life.
Speaker 1: I'm actually getting my life in a real way. I did.
Speaker 1: I watched the first episode of this season of The
Speaker 1: Bat Shot and it was the first episode I've ever watched,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, I get it. I watched.
Speaker 1: I watched with a drezzen and when the dog came out,
Speaker 1: we both cheered. We both cheered for so long that
Speaker 1: it was like it became uncomfortable. It's the cutest sucking dog.
Speaker 1: It's so cute and I didn't know. It was like
Speaker 1: we'd we both kind of had this moment of like,
Speaker 1: if we knew they were dogs on the show, we
Speaker 1: want to start watching it years ago. As a cast,
Speaker 1: dog is a cast. I hope the dogs had the
Speaker 1: cast for a while. To me, it's like you have
Speaker 1: to explain why the dog was because they've never said anything.
Speaker 1: Like when she revealed to the one guy that she
Speaker 1: was bringing the dog on the date, he was like,
Speaker 1: why does it have a cast? And she goes, we'll
Speaker 1: get to that later. Let's get on the plane. I
Speaker 1: was like, no, I have this question to what happened
Speaker 1: to the dog, But she said it like a Segway,
Speaker 1: like I guess as maybe more a talent about that
Speaker 1: when we get in the plane and I was like no,
Speaker 1: and then you get on the plane and she doesn't
Speaker 1: say what about her dog? I just really wanted to know, like,
Speaker 1: what's wrong with the dog? That was like a carpal tunnel.
Speaker 1: Her dog is and got carpet tunnel from her email.
Speaker 1: Watch reality TV though, because I don't watch any yeah,
Speaker 1: besides drags and like The bachelorad is like this the
Speaker 1: number one show that we watches a reality television show.
Speaker 1: We definitely don't count it as one because we counted
Speaker 1: as something outside. But I wouldn't say watch reality TV
Speaker 1: because even me, like venturing into the Bachelorette territory now,
Speaker 1: it is very new for me. It's been a long
Speaker 1: time coming. I think you watch reality TV and you
Speaker 1: love it, I think, and you're obsessed with Groupaul. Also,
Speaker 1: n DA Grace feels to be like. The only reality
Speaker 1: show I've ever gotten into was Dance Moms and a
Speaker 1: show Tanked, which we can talk about later. But the
Speaker 1: thing about Dance Moms is that everyone has a skill.
Speaker 1: Like it's fun to watch because even though it was
Speaker 1: about the moms. All the kids had these they were
Speaker 1: so talented and they all had a skill, and I
Speaker 1: feel like drag Grace is the same thing, where like
Speaker 1: watching a show where everyone is really talented and something
Speaker 1: is different than watching a show where like everyone's put
Speaker 1: into a house and like, yes, drama happens because someone
Speaker 1: else tells them that there's drama happening, right exactly, Like
Speaker 1: everyone on drag Race is so talented in their own
Speaker 1: right and like they're all I don't know, competition shows
Speaker 1: like that are competitions. Having watched Unreal, I do watch
Speaker 1: the kind of you've seen Unreal, yeah, the first season,
Speaker 1: so you so like having watched that though, and then
Speaker 1: watching this drama just like Unfold, it does change it
Speaker 1: for me because it's like, you know, what happened is
Speaker 1: they got these people so fucking drunk, and because you
Speaker 1: can look in their eyes and also they're always sweating.
Speaker 1: So something I've noticed a lot is like they don't
Speaker 1: even try to blot these people like they're just sweating, sweating, sweating,
Speaker 1: because they truly have to catch them saying things in
Speaker 1: the moment. Because that's something about The Bachelor, which I
Speaker 1: will say is different, is like they really are like
Speaker 1: shooting that on the spot, like as it's happened. Like
Speaker 1: you can tell there's like six cameras at a time,
Speaker 1: like all trying to get different shots or whatever. It's
Speaker 1: really like they're trying to create authentic drama based on
Speaker 1: manipulation at all times. So they're not really concerned about
Speaker 1: how people look on camera because they look drunk and
Speaker 1: they look bad. A lot of them look like a
Speaker 1: lot in the Confessionals. They'll be half us fun can sleep.
Speaker 1: Their eyelets are like halfway down. Like this guy Lee
Speaker 1: who we're finding out it's like a racist tweeter. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: the country singer, the guy who came out and singing country.
Speaker 1: He always looks so tanked on the show. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: you're trying to get this person to embarrass himself so crazy,
Speaker 1: it's crazy. I mean. The thing is though, like you
Speaker 1: have to admit, like we love RuPaul's drag Race, and
Speaker 1: even RuPaul admits he's on record of saying, we produced
Speaker 1: the funk out of that show. Oh yeah, sure. The
Speaker 1: best So the best reality show is what is it? Okay?
Speaker 1: Tank is on? Oh God, it's about scuba divers people.
Speaker 1: It does it's I want to say it's on Animal Planet,
Speaker 1: but maybe Discovery Channel. It's like on a network that
Speaker 1: it shouldn't be on. But it's about these luxury fish
Speaker 1: tank design Las Vegas. Okay, I'm on board. And they
Speaker 1: are like according to the show, they're like the guys
Speaker 1: that when like the Magic Castle in l A is like,
Speaker 1: we want a fish tank and we want like Harry
Speaker 1: Houdini upside down like submerged in our in this fish tank,
Speaker 1: and like we want you to design it. Like these
Speaker 1: are the guys that do it, and they're really talented
Speaker 1: and the fish tanks are really amazing. But it's the
Speaker 1: best show because the drama is so contrived and so stupid,
Speaker 1: and it's the drama is always like it's always like
Speaker 1: I don't know how we're gonna get this fish tank
Speaker 1: through this door. That yeah, it's so good. And in
Speaker 1: the moment that ship is tense, yes, you're like how
Speaker 1: are they going to get it through the door. You're like,
Speaker 1: it's a fucking like forty foot fish tank, it's made
Speaker 1: of glass, it has a fucking shark in it, Like
Speaker 1: how are they going to get it? I love when
Speaker 1: people take ship seriously that no one else does. Like,
Speaker 1: to me, that's so funny that they could sit down
Speaker 1: and like in a circle, like and it's like a
Speaker 1: reunion special and they really come for each other based
Speaker 1: on fish tank design. Yeah, that to me is the
Speaker 1: funniest thing I've ever heard, Like, this is what the
Speaker 1: client wants, but if we put this much water in it,
Speaker 1: the whole thing is going to blow. And it's so dramatic.
Speaker 1: Is Little Chocolate Tears? Literally about little people who are
Speaker 1: chocolate tears? I have never heard of this show, but
Speaker 1: I fucking hope is that what it is? Because I
Speaker 1: think that's what it is. Okay, and that is so
Speaker 1: specific little Chocolate. How have you guys heard of this show?
Speaker 1: This movie tiptoes? Okay, Wow, Okay, you've heard of Okay,
Speaker 1: hot Hot producer Joe has heard of it. Don't call him?
Speaker 1: How you're married? You're right, girlfriend? What are you doing? So?
Speaker 1: I'm so embarrassed. I'm so embarrassed. If I was a
Speaker 1: gay man, I could objectify anyone. We've earned it. We've
Speaker 1: earned it, and this is Pride Month and don't make
Speaker 1: a job. No, you're right. As a straight woman, I
Speaker 1: need to just shut the funk up. Um okay, so
Speaker 1: someone said, someone said kind month is the month that
Speaker 1: women have to shut I honestly don't. Sometimes I do
Speaker 1: want a comment on people's Facebook status is like have
Speaker 1: you considered just shutting? Just shutting the up? Um okay?
Speaker 1: We I don't want to dwell on this because it's boring,
Speaker 1: but um. Beth Noel, one of the founders out of Reductress, today,
Speaker 1: was like, there was this movie in two thousand three
Speaker 1: that never got released because it was so insane, and
Speaker 1: it's where Gary. It's Matthew McConaughey and Gary Oldman plays
Speaker 1: a little person. Yes, Yes, And we watched this trailer
Speaker 1: from two thousand three that never got released, and it
Speaker 1: is the fucking craziest thing I've ever seen. It's like
Speaker 1: a guest who's coming to dinner, except the whole premise
Speaker 1: is that Matthew McConaughey is dating back in sale and
Speaker 1: she doesn't know that his brother is a little person,
Speaker 1: and when she meets him, it's like, why didn't you
Speaker 1: tell me? And then and then it's like this crazy movie.
Speaker 1: I guess. We're like, it's like meat, It's like meet
Speaker 1: the parents, except they're all little people and so it's
Speaker 1: like can you believe it? And like the mom mattheth
Speaker 1: mcconnie's mom, Like in the trailer sees uh matthe mcconnee's
Speaker 1: dad for the first time. He's a little person and
Speaker 1: like her face falls like like he's Hitler and liked bread.
Speaker 1: Whatever I think about you, like it's sleep Whenever I
Speaker 1: talk about you. Two we said why can't I sleep?
Speaker 1: Whenever I talk about you, I feel like I speak
Speaker 1: literally said the same thing as you. So it goes
Speaker 1: to show that either she's she's not pronouncing it correctly,
Speaker 1: or we're right. It's one of those list I'm going
Speaker 1: to go ahead, and because it's pride months, because it's
Speaker 1: we can't be wrong, but we can't be wrong and
Speaker 1: list fair is not an ally? Nope, guys, okay, we
Speaker 1: said we may have. We've said some general ship about
Speaker 1: ally ship. Guys, Ally ship is whatever you wanted to be. Baby.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm so sick. All I know is that
Speaker 1: I'm not a fucking ally. I'm not a fucking ally,
Speaker 1: but I am an ally to Midtown's most wretched horse.
Speaker 1: When will we see the birth of Midtown the musical?
Speaker 1: Because you keep talking about it, and now I'm just
Speaker 1: liked the three of us, we're supposed to all write
Speaker 1: this together. You know the thing we need to get
Speaker 1: in a room and right midtown the musical. I thought
Speaker 1: we could write it in twenty We need to write
Speaker 1: one of those rooms. What are those rooms? To retreat? Oh,
Speaker 1: a breather. We need to get a breath and we
Speaker 1: need to write thought about getting a breathing from myself
Speaker 1: the other day and then I was like, Oh, I'm
Speaker 1: literally really poor. They're so expensive to They're like. We
Speaker 1: had this moment yesterday in rehearsal matt Um David was
Speaker 1: talking about seeing j Loo in Vegas, and so then
Speaker 1: I was just like, wait a minute, has a Vegas
Speaker 1: residency and like something like maybe we're when we were
Speaker 1: doing a Vegas show and like there's like a fucking
Speaker 1: heist going on or something. It should be that like
Speaker 1: Celine Dion stool all our costumes, and it should be
Speaker 1: called glitter money, gay naked money. When retweet? When will
Speaker 1: we retweet? When will we reband and do something? Everyone's
Speaker 1: we're also busy. Everyone in Papua lett is famous. Now
Speaker 1: that's true. That's so we all are so mus Rachel
Speaker 1: is a CBS queen queen. I'm the Queen of CBS.
Speaker 1: I am the Queen of um iTunes. Yeah, high maintenance.
Speaker 1: Are you allowed to talk about it? I'm allowed to
Speaker 1: talk about it. I'm not allowed to talk about the script, honest,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is something I think I think
Speaker 1: I can talk about for the Highmenans auditions. Both times
Speaker 1: they went in for different things, like the guy was
Speaker 1: written as someone else and I went in, Like the
Speaker 1: first time I went, I was like, is this is
Speaker 1: Mark the guy? And they were like, we can't tell you,
Speaker 1: And I was like, very clearly, he's like selling this
Speaker 1: person weed anyway. So it's very I mean, they keep
Speaker 1: things very close to the best stature um at CBS.
Speaker 1: They um they tell you everything and they say, share
Speaker 1: this with your friend Christine Baranski's prize at the election.
Speaker 1: That was a reshoot. That was a reshoot after the election, believe,
Speaker 1: because you shot that like around November for October. Right,
Speaker 1: the Good Fight. The Good Fight was I was in
Speaker 1: the pilot of the Good Fight and they had started shooting, right,
Speaker 1: they had started doing a storm and they had been
Speaker 1: shooting for like a week or two, and then they
Speaker 1: took a month to shoot the pilot, and I worked
Speaker 1: on it for five days and I wrapped on them
Speaker 1: for eight. Like it was so crazy. It was like
Speaker 1: fucking Christine Branski walking around wearing an eye Voted sticker,
Speaker 1: Like everyone was so excited. The mood was like hon
Speaker 1: could be president, and like we're making a TV show
Speaker 1: about like powerful women and like about a character that
Speaker 1: literally has a Hillary Clinton, like a frame photo of
Speaker 1: Hillary Clint on her desk. And then the election happened
Speaker 1: and I never was back on that set, but I
Speaker 1: imagine it was crazy. And then I saw interviews with
Speaker 1: the Kings who write the show, and they like rewrote
Speaker 1: the show going forward to make it tailored more towards
Speaker 1: like a new World. And then the episode was called Inauguration,
Speaker 1: which it wasn't originally, and then they like had that
Speaker 1: scene with her crying, like she says something like well,
Speaker 1: she's like it's really it's a great scene. Um I
Speaker 1: mean but yeah, like I think you were even telling
Speaker 1: me like that, Like people aren't like like the crew,
Speaker 1: like crew crew crew people were leaving because they were
Speaker 1: like go vote, like everyone, Yeah, they started late that
Speaker 1: day so everyone could go vote. I'm sure, every like
Speaker 1: production and business did that because you have to legally
Speaker 1: let your people to vote. But it was so I think,
Speaker 1: I honestly think everyone on that set was like, we're
Speaker 1: making a show that is about Hillary Clinton like type,
Speaker 1: and like Hillary Lyne's going to be president. It's going
Speaker 1: to be such a big deal. But then I think
Speaker 1: the show kind of became even more important because it
Speaker 1: was like, but even Alicia Floor, like like Julian Marklei's
Speaker 1: character was based on Hillary. Yes, yeah, yeah, what's that?
Speaker 1: What If I could go back, I just I wouldn't
Speaker 1: have voted for Harambee. Okay, I just wouldn't have voted
Speaker 1: for Harambe because I realized now that he couldn't have won.
Speaker 1: What Rachel Rachel mad said on election night, when the when,
Speaker 1: when the numbers were, when the numbers were coming in,
Speaker 1: That's when it hit me. If you vote for someone
Speaker 1: you know cannot be president, then you don't care who
Speaker 1: is president, especially if you wrote in Harambe, magic came doom.
Speaker 1: I didn't never realize that their whole section is called
Speaker 1: the Port of Harambe, and the section quickly go through.
Speaker 1: You just came back. Guy, I can't believe we haven't
Speaker 1: talked about Disney or Universe from because we're all such
Speaker 1: Disney universal clean we are, and I hope just give
Speaker 1: a quick review of Pandor. Okay, So Pandora itself is
Speaker 1: beautiful the end of the it's a feat of engineering,
Speaker 1: the way that they built the floating islands. It's gorgeous
Speaker 1: as just a piece, but you can tell that the
Speaker 1: river rode, the river journey was only made because they
Speaker 1: were like wolf ship. If we're going to justify this
Speaker 1: whole Avatar themed land, we need a second ride and
Speaker 1: it needs to carry some spillover from people from Fight
Speaker 1: of Passes and have to be good for kids, and
Speaker 1: have to be good for kids. It's just a river.
Speaker 1: It's just it's a it's a lazy river ride with
Speaker 1: like all these glow on the dark plants. Blah blah
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. Visual effects are good, they're fine, they're
Speaker 1: not we're saying it's not as good as Pirates. It's
Speaker 1: like visually, no, visually it's beautiful, but it's like a
Speaker 1: it's like a boring Pirates basically, and then and there's
Speaker 1: no like there's it's just more. I love Pirates and
Speaker 1: there's no like, there's no like drops like that there
Speaker 1: are in Pirates. But then the la, like the big
Speaker 1: lead of the build up of this river journey is this,
Speaker 1: I will say, a gorgeous animatronic of some blue fucking nation.
Speaker 1: Not the most the most advanced they've ever had. I heard, yes,
Speaker 1: like the lip movements sync up and it's just like
Speaker 1: the eyes blink, so it's it looks very real. Um.
Speaker 1: But then fight passage is great. I will say, maybe
Speaker 1: it's because I was wearing glasses below my three D glasses,
Speaker 1: it was not as immersive as as it could have been,
Speaker 1: and I don't normally experience that with a lot of
Speaker 1: three D rights. But it's a giant fucking screen. Basically,
Speaker 1: the way that they have it set up is you're
Speaker 1: mounting this you know sent h banshee and it's breathing
Speaker 1: under you. It's like it's like you're on this like um,
Speaker 1: you know, plastic like foamy thing that's like like like
Speaker 1: a bike, like a breathing a living breathing bike, and
Speaker 1: it's just like if you're flying through through Pandora. But um,
Speaker 1: like the rooms are set up where it's like the
Speaker 1: Simpsons ride, which We're not the Simpsons, right, but it's
Speaker 1: kind of like this where you're stacked on top of
Speaker 1: you like the Simpsons, the people above us. It was
Speaker 1: just like a wall of fucking people, like a hundred
Speaker 1: fifty people facing this one giant convex screen and us
Speaker 1: being like flown through. And it was amazing. I mean,
Speaker 1: there were some amazing parts I just will never be
Speaker 1: fully gagged out of at a ride that's just a screen.
Speaker 1: That's why The Forbidden Journey to me is the best
Speaker 1: ride because it like seamlessly takes you between like practical
Speaker 1: sets and screens interesting and amazing, and then you get
Speaker 1: like the spiders, Like, yes, the mentors every time Star
Speaker 1: Wars Land, I'm hearing Tea that they're they're big ride
Speaker 1: for that is going to be this millennium Falcon Journey,
Speaker 1: and it's just gonna be screens. I get what you're saying.
Speaker 1: Like it it gets dated so fast. Also, like the
Speaker 1: stuff on the video on the screens after like a
Speaker 1: year two years looks already dated, whereas Pirates is from
Speaker 1: the seventies and it still looks fucking cool. Okay, And
Speaker 1: I will say this, I hadn't been to in all
Speaker 1: Kingdoms since like nine, So I was fucking gagged for
Speaker 1: ever best coaster in all Disney. Amazing, amazing coaster. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I got my life. We went on at
Speaker 1: three times. It was amazing. There were lines, but it
Speaker 1: was a little bit rainy. The lines were all concentrated
Speaker 1: at Pandora. Everything else was like great and we fast
Speaker 1: past it brilliantly. Thank you Michael Hartney who orchestrated all this.
Speaker 1: But one got to experience Felicia Rashad doing the pre
Speaker 1: show at Dinosaur, and she kills it, even if she
Speaker 1: has a Bill Cosby apologist, Okay. And then somebody said,
Speaker 1: was it you that said, oh no, oh no, it
Speaker 1: was Luan Posted. He's like, I got my life hearing
Speaker 1: Felicia Rassad say the word dinosaur. She's beautiful, beautiful, a scorgeous,
Speaker 1: scrgeous creature of the stage and screen. Wait, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I hear something. Oh my god, Oh my god, where's
Speaker 1: that coming from? I think it's coming. It's coming from
Speaker 1: this packet of barbecue sauce that's unopened. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: should I open it? Um? You should open it, Matt,
Speaker 1: I think no, Wait till I think I think you
Speaker 1: should open it. I'm the guest, so I'm going to
Speaker 1: open it really slow. She isn't frightened to open it.
Speaker 1: I'm a woman ready. Woman took it. Okay, let's move on. Still.
Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think so honey. Here we go.
Speaker 1: This is the moment for those of you who don't know.
Speaker 1: Did you come prepare for them? I don't think so honey. Okay,
Speaker 1: we don't have one either. I don't don't speak from me. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I do have one. Is Matt you want to start? Yes,
Speaker 1: I'll start now. I don't think the honey is our
Speaker 1: moment in the show to take woman. It's a real
Speaker 1: again something and culture that is driving us fucking not
Speaker 1: Christ's sake. And so I have one, and I don't
Speaker 1: know really where it's going to go, but I know
Speaker 1: that I feel it in my heart. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: This is Matt Rodgers. I don't think so honey. Time
Speaker 1: starts now. I don't think so honey. People at my
Speaker 1: restaurant who touched me to get my attention. Okay, So
Speaker 1: I'm a human being. I don't work for you. You're
Speaker 1: not allowed to touch me when I'm talking to someone else,
Speaker 1: and I feel anything on my body, and it's especially
Speaker 1: when it's someone pulling me or touching me with your
Speaker 1: cold ass hands or your crabby fingers. I shiver in
Speaker 1: my skin. Do not touch your servers. Don't touch them.
Speaker 1: I'm serious about this. I don't know what you would
Speaker 1: you just touch someone on the street, Like, is it
Speaker 1: because I'm like in a subservient position together you're touching me?
Speaker 1: Don't touch me? And also it's rude. What do you
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna turn around while I'm talking to someone
Speaker 1: else and then feel your question. People really think that
Speaker 1: when you go to a restaurant and you touch someone,
Speaker 1: you deserve a fate worse than death. You deserve to chill.
Speaker 1: That's one minute and five seconds. You deserve to chill. Wow,
Speaker 1: I like, you know what. We don't really know what
Speaker 1: that means, but I think we do know what that.
Speaker 1: I think you all felt it when I said absolutely,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, Matt, but you know what maybe some
Speaker 1: people would like in that I do being tickled, and
Speaker 1: you're recently after watching The Bachelor, you know, I used
Speaker 1: to say I thought no, I never said I thought
Speaker 1: it was fair game for people to just tickle people.
Speaker 1: I just said. I just said that, Like, if you're
Speaker 1: with somebody and you know them and you give them
Speaker 1: a little tickle, like, they shouldn't get mad about it.
Speaker 1: Of course they should. To me, it's a showing of affection.
Speaker 1: But I tickle. I do it because I love him.
Speaker 1: I don't like it. And I tickle Henry and he
Speaker 1: doesn't like it at all. Okay, you gotta be careful
Speaker 1: you tickle. Would you like to be tickled? I don't
Speaker 1: like to be tickled. I wouldn't be offended by it,
Speaker 1: but I'd be like, no, I would be offended. Be
Speaker 1: don't tickle me, violating my physical space. No, get your
Speaker 1: hand away, stop it, stop, no, stop, this fucking sucks. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's the family, is fine. Everyone. I'll come over to
Speaker 1: you and I'll get you with my fingers tamically. That
Speaker 1: does not tickle together, stays together. Here we go, start
Speaker 1: me up. I don't think so. Any time starts now,
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Honey, Facebook Stories, no one fucking
Speaker 1: uses you. Why are you at the very top of
Speaker 1: my screen every time I opened the app? Honey, no
Speaker 1: one's using it? And you know what's even worse is
Speaker 1: that you're faintly suggesting the possibility that my friends are
Speaker 1: using it, and those great out circles like as if
Speaker 1: like Matt or Rachel or pop producer Joe will have
Speaker 1: a story waiting for me when they don't. It's just
Speaker 1: a placeholder, honey. And placeholders do not belong in the
Speaker 1: actual executed app, and they belong in a staging. They
Speaker 1: belong on a staging for the developers to test. They
Speaker 1: do not here. Here's here. Here's what placeholders are for
Speaker 1: designer comps, designer prototypes and vision, perhaps not on the
Speaker 1: final product. Honey, do you have product designers Facebook? I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. I don't think so, honey. I
Speaker 1: don't think you're your product designers you know what, know
Speaker 1: what they're doing. Yeah. Sure, you maybe pull some people
Speaker 1: from the Instagram office, but they do not know how
Speaker 1: to do Facebook well, so, Facebook app, I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: If you suck, why are you two hundred megabytes? Goodbye?
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I can't believe Facebook costs two
Speaker 1: d magobye isn't that insane? My that that's twenty photos
Speaker 1: too much? Photos of my pets. I don't have that
Speaker 1: many bites No, me neither. And I think that Facebook
Speaker 1: is going to be huge. I think it's going to
Speaker 1: take off in the next two to four years. I
Speaker 1: think it's going to be I think we're going to
Speaker 1: see people like talking about Facebook going on Facebook. What
Speaker 1: about my Space? Now this is Rachel's I don't think.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's gonna continue to be successful in
Speaker 1: my space. Okay, that's fair, alright, harambe. Okay, So Rachel
Speaker 1: sometimes bring that up. Sometimes literally inspiration hits you. When
Speaker 1: I hit start, I know I'm nervous. Okay, I think
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna talk. We don't have time because Joe,
Speaker 1: who is who I respect as a gentleman and a
Speaker 1: hot producer. I'm not going to say that, but he sleeps.
Speaker 1: So why don't you want to say it? What's weird
Speaker 1: about it? Well, I'm a married woman. That why are
Speaker 1: you making it weird? This is making it weird. I'm
Speaker 1: a I'm a married woman. I have a husband that
Speaker 1: I love very much and only game and I'm I'm
Speaker 1: straight and only sis gay men are allowed to rectify. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm going to just go for something that is really
Speaker 1: that is genuinely like I don't think so, honey, this
Speaker 1: week and it will grow. Girl. I think I don't
Speaker 1: know this is the beauty. I don't think somebody see
Speaker 1: where it takes. You know you've done it before, the
Speaker 1: journey at our life shop. Okay, this is Rachel when
Speaker 1: it's case. I don't think so many time starts now, Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Rachel metto being sick her
Speaker 1: a fucking week. I really rely on Rachel, like every
Speaker 1: single morning. The first thing I do is I put
Speaker 1: on her the podcast version of her show. And that
Speaker 1: is how I welcome myself into the day and how
Speaker 1: I slowly integrate myself into my morning. I go on
Speaker 1: the F train, which is right now the worst of
Speaker 1: the trains. People got stuck on the F train for
Speaker 1: an hour the other night without a sea, without lights.
Speaker 1: They were freaking out. I couldn't get home because of it.
Speaker 1: I missed an exercise class that I signed up for.
Speaker 1: All I want is to sit on the F train
Speaker 1: every morning and listened to Rachel Maddow and have her
Speaker 1: talk about the Russian collusion and really like make me
Speaker 1: feel at peace. I want her to soothe my soul.
Speaker 1: And she has been sick for a week and a half.
Speaker 1: She just came back this morning. But I don't want
Speaker 1: to listen to Joy Read. I don't want to listen
Speaker 1: to that guy Ari. His voice is so intense because
Speaker 1: she tells it to me like it is and she's
Speaker 1: my best friend and she lays it down. When she
Speaker 1: was absent, I stopped listening to her show. And that's
Speaker 1: one minute, honestly and stopped. People love Doroy Read and
Speaker 1: she's good, and she she's good better than she's not excellent,
Speaker 1: like Rachel and even like Steve Cornaki used to fill
Speaker 1: in for Rachel on then, and he's like the most
Speaker 1: boring of white men. Yes, well, I know Joe, who
Speaker 1: I respect as a as a co human, has to leave.
Speaker 1: But the thing about Rachel Madow is that she tells
Speaker 1: the news to you like she is your friend who
Speaker 1: is as pissed and as confused and incense as you are.
Speaker 1: And it's so fun to listen to her because she's like,
Speaker 1: isn't this crazy? Whereas those those two are, they're very talented,
Speaker 1: but they're so practiced, they're so wooden, and they're they're
Speaker 1: they're just reading off the prompter of Rachel. I can't
Speaker 1: tell if she's reading off the prompter or if she's
Speaker 1: just talking off the cup and telling and weaving this
Speaker 1: beautiful tail. I think she's weaving a beautiful tail, partially
Speaker 1: because on this morning that last night, when she's like,
Speaker 1: do we do we have this? Here? Do we have this?
Speaker 1: And then she's like, oh, it's on my prompter, it's
Speaker 1: not in my notes, right, So that made me think that,
Speaker 1: like not, she's not always looking at the prompter. I
Speaker 1: do love the perform and have a little highlight that
Speaker 1: she does when she takes her highlight and underlying something
Speaker 1: like paper like I love I just love herself, her dad. Guys,
Speaker 1: I'm still Rachel. When it's are on the Matow train,
Speaker 1: I know Matt, Matt. Matt can listen to it if
Speaker 1: he wants to. We're going to encourage Matt. You gotta
Speaker 1: get down, you gotta get into that. I think I
Speaker 1: have to get into it because I don't know, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I guess it just it overwhelms me. The
Speaker 1: news is really big right now, but it just it
Speaker 1: just overwhelms me. To be honest with you, sometimes, but
Speaker 1: Rachel makes it work, Rachel connect. Sometimes I don't fully
Speaker 1: understand everything that's going on. I'll just I'll just that
Speaker 1: She's really good though, because her a blox will take
Speaker 1: it all the way back. Honey. She tells you what
Speaker 1: you need to know. She's going to get you over
Speaker 1: that learning curve. Yeah. It just sometimes I feel like
Speaker 1: I'll feel very on top of things because I'll be
Speaker 1: listening every single day and then I'll step away for
Speaker 1: a little while, just from my own sanity, and then
Speaker 1: I'll come back and I'll be like, wait, what happened.
Speaker 1: That's kind of the thing that's happened. I think happening breaking.
Speaker 1: So know she really is. She's breaking news and you
Speaker 1: can watch her and not know what's going on because
Speaker 1: she is only dealing with like bombshell stuff. My drag
Speaker 1: name Rachel name. Every day I go into a doctress
Speaker 1: and I sit at my desk and I turned to
Speaker 1: the room and I say, I'm just waiting for bombshell
Speaker 1: reports because that's all I do. Gorgeous quick announcement my
Speaker 1: my drag name. I've now realized after seeing Um wonder
Speaker 1: Woman is pictures. Okay, um, guys, this has been a
Speaker 1: great episode of Last Culture Rats. We have our family
Speaker 1: member Rachel's great movie by the way, Wonder Woman. Yeah,
Speaker 1: good movie, good movie. We'll do that in part two
Speaker 1: of my episode. Thank god, I'm so excited. I'm doing
Speaker 1: two episodes. You're doing there. We go crazy that I'll
Speaker 1: be president, but she'll be back in four years, more
Speaker 1: years years the girl, the girl who ran for president
Speaker 1: of my high school. Her her slogan. Her slogan was
Speaker 1: four more year is It doesn't make sense. I didn't
Speaker 1: make any sense at all. I've been doing God bless her.
Speaker 1: I've been bow and yang and I've been gorgeous. Wait,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Oh my god, I'm Matt Rogers. But wait,
Speaker 1: I have to tell you. I'm hearing something and I
Speaker 1: have to point it out because I feel like if
Speaker 1: I don't point it out, I will feel angry. I'll
Speaker 1: feel like I didn't do my job today. Okay, where
Speaker 1: is it coming from? I think it's coming from from Joe.
Speaker 1: I think it's going to Joe's ass. Joe, open up
Speaker 1: your ass. There goes ready, one, two three by. This
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