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Speaker 2: But I mean, we haven't seen Christian McCaffrey run like

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Speaker 4: Is that confirmed?

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Speaker 1: Well, that's what they're saying. All signs are.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's an achilles.

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Speaker 3: Man. This was almost There was secrets in this marriage,

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Speaker 3: you know, uh, you know it's uh you know. I

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Speaker 3: had a separate credit card account Baser found out about.

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Speaker 3: We're now finding out that Christian McCaffrey was injured. That

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Speaker 3: was a secret kept from us and God himself. Why

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Speaker 4: He didn't know.

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Speaker 3: No, hey, kid didn't learn about it either. Trying to

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Speaker 1: You know, today is his birthday.

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Speaker 3: That's why I started with it. Keith didn't know about it.

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Speaker 4: Terrible draft pick.

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Speaker 3: If you don't. If you got Niners undefeated, last team undefeated,

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Speaker 1: I don't have a secret credit card account, but I

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Speaker 1: do feel like ray. I just got to see Kyle Shanahan,

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Speaker 1: They knew that the last month was draft sism for

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Speaker 3: Man, I'm gonna draft Sea Maac.

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Speaker 4: I found out in the bed with Bazer.

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Speaker 3: We woke up last Sunday morning going back in time

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Speaker 3: We've already said that it's important. It's CMC at semac,

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Speaker 3: and I said, that's cute. I'm what do you mean

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Speaker 3: The shoe dropped on Sunday morning.

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Speaker 4: Why were you in bed?

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Speaker 3: He's more in touch with himself than Arnold touching himself

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Speaker 3: It was the three temples of live, working, hard, sex, gratitude.

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Speaker 3: Oh he did say gratitude.

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Speaker 4: I made up the other two.

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Speaker 1: I understand you did.

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Speaker 3: He Honestly, you're thinking he's gonna have a big old

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Speaker 3: take about NFL football baby smashing the dick, you know,

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Speaker 4: What happened in that game?

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Speaker 4: You can't make this shit up.

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Speaker 1: He calls me after the game on Money Night and

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Speaker 1: We got us a squad. We are pumped. He goes,

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Speaker 3: It hits the same forty nine ers in Georgia football

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Speaker 4: We're not turning this in nice.

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Speaker 3: I go, what was my picture of oh Lamar Jackson

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Speaker 4: If I tell him about Lamar my bad.

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Speaker 1: Hey Mustard, there's no Mustard on Thursday Night.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Mustard and mayonnaise.

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Speaker 3: Center of the Road.

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Speaker 1: Man, Hey Mustard is out. He's got a chest injury.

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Speaker 1: So if you're a Dolphins fan. No, Mustard A Chane.

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Speaker 3: We put out an injury report for Arnold missed the

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Speaker 3: Making sure I don't interrupt you, dude. I got browbeat

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Speaker 4: And to that I say, go yourself, Santiago, and then.

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Speaker 1: In one comment say that, see this is where you

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Speaker 4: I'm not. That's why I just got it out.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna do it live. Arnie over there. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 3: just texting heavy that I miss her and I want

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Speaker 4: All right, man, we gotta do the show.

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Speaker 3: People said they love that you're here and they want

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Speaker 3: a lot oh the world two three so losers Arnold

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Speaker 3: say it, losers say it again, losers?

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Speaker 1: All right, what up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know

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Speaker 3: What a Bilts aren't on? I'm dating Nabby. We both

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Speaker 3: my turn, What up, y'all. It is Scison. I'm from

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Speaker 3: Actually we don't. That's just a figure of speech. People

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Speaker 3: That's factual. That has been measured by the Land Commission

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Speaker 1: Over to you, man, I really thought the debate like

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Speaker 4: Damn, you want to hear it breakdown?

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Speaker 3: Dude. You know everybody says hot take Tyreek kill. It's

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Speaker 3: terrible police brutality. Tyreek killed, bad dude. Clay Travis Broke

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Speaker 1: But what did he say about it?

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Speaker 3: He said, eighty percent Tyreek's fault, twenty percent cop. It

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Speaker 3: cops didn't know if Tyreek didn't have a gun, then

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Speaker 1: that that. Yeah. Anyway, when I watch that Tyreek Hill video,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Someone said it was Johnny Smith. I

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Speaker 1: But then the other cops like, let me see your ID.

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Speaker 4: What were we going to talk about?

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Speaker 1: I want to talk about how you slept last night? Man.

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Speaker 3: We have not done this segment in a while. It

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Speaker 4: That's what I'm talking.

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Speaker 1: That's how you do it.

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Speaker 3: Dreams were good. I think I just randomly remembered it. It

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Speaker 3: was good sleep, man. In that country, there ain't no

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we do.

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Speaker 4: We got locks on them, get them locked up. But

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Speaker 1: Thank you?

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Speaker 4: Well.

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Speaker 1: I got a call yesterday around three point fifteen from

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Speaker 4: I'm like, all right, don't cut it.

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Speaker 1: Well, no, because you're supposed to get him rice banana toast,

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Speaker 1: like there's some like I don't know, there's certain things

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Speaker 1: So eleven ten pm, Dad.

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Speaker 3: Dad, Dad, Run run run round here.

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Speaker 1: Here, here's the tub. Here's a tub. I'm not gonna

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Speaker 3: Where's mom?

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Speaker 1: She doesn't hear it. She literally does not hear it.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how.

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Speaker 3: Where's the night nurse?

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Speaker 1: Don't have one? Need one of those in these situations.

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Speaker 3: Al Dean said a night nurse is crucial, and also

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Speaker 1: Yes, different lifestyles. Don't really understand that. Never. I'll never

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Speaker 3: No, did you take care of my kid last night? Thanks?

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Speaker 3: Uh god?

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Speaker 4: I had to work. I appreciate your parenting.

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Speaker 1: How how is parenting?

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Speaker 2: Man?

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Speaker 1: It's really easy. I mean we have people come at

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Speaker 1: h Taylor Swift and Kelsey When do y'all guy, do

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Speaker 3: all horned up.

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00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:39,720
Speaker 1: He looked like it. Never mind anyway. So I was

436
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:47,680
Speaker 1: at eleven forty one five am. Dad, Dad, Dad, God,

437
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,920
Speaker 1: I'm running boom, running to the wall.

438
00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:52,280
Speaker 3: Oka.

439
00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:55,080
Speaker 1: No, because you're not awake. Dude, You're not awake and

440
00:20:55,119 --> 00:20:57,800
Speaker 1: you know that you don't have much time to get there.

441
00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:59,400
Speaker 3: You forget the lay out of your house.

442
00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:01,080
Speaker 1: Well, I mean you're have asleep and you're trying to

443
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:03,639
Speaker 1: cut the corner. Dude, tried to cut the corner, Coach.

444
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:06,280
Speaker 3: I've never read into a wall because I don't know

445
00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:07,479
Speaker 3: where the doorway hold up.

446
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:09,840
Speaker 1: And when I say run into the wall, I hit

447
00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:11,359
Speaker 1: the door for it, Like I mean, I tried to

448
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,239
Speaker 1: cut the corner and I hit. I didn't get all

449
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:13,520
Speaker 1: the way.

450
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:16,560
Speaker 3: I thought you were saying you turned the corner and forgot.

451
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:20,200
Speaker 1: There was no it was all bad description. I turned

452
00:21:20,359 --> 00:21:22,800
Speaker 1: and I hit the doorframe with my shoulder because I

453
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:25,400
Speaker 1: tried to cut it and I didn't. Yeah, didn't get

454
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:28,119
Speaker 1: out wide enough. So I give him the toub blood

455
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:29,000
Speaker 1: and he goes, I'm done.

456
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:29,440
Speaker 3: I'm done.

457
00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:33,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, are you sure? No? Cool?

458
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:33,280
Speaker 4: Cool?

459
00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:41,360
Speaker 1: All right, that's twice? Okay, three am? Dad, Dad? Here

460
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:44,720
Speaker 1: we go, run run, run, run run? Does it again?

461
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,000
Speaker 1: And then my wife texted me and said, hey, when

462
00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:49,720
Speaker 1: was the last time he threw up? And I said

463
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:52,560
Speaker 1: it was three three oh five and she goes, add

464
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:56,159
Speaker 1: seven thirty am to the list. So that was how

465
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,199
Speaker 1: I slept last night. Ray. It was a rough night

466
00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:00,640
Speaker 1: of sleep, and my wife's like, why didn't you wake

467
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:03,119
Speaker 1: me up? I could have gone down there. I'm like,

468
00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:07,280
Speaker 1: do you think in your launder? No? Do you think

469
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:10,399
Speaker 1: we have time for him me to hear him yelling

470
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:12,840
Speaker 1: for me to say, hey, hey, can you get up

471
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:14,399
Speaker 1: and go down there? Can you go down? Can you

472
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:17,560
Speaker 1: go see what's wrong? Can you know when someone's gonna vomit?

473
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:20,920
Speaker 1: You have about three point two seconds to get to them.

474
00:22:21,119 --> 00:22:23,159
Speaker 1: You can't have time to wake someone else up. Let

475
00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:26,680
Speaker 1: them shake the cobwebs out of their eyes, find their shoes,

476
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:30,399
Speaker 1: take their No, you just got a sprint. That's how

477
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:33,000
Speaker 1: I slept last night. And when we come back. We're

478
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,840
Speaker 1: headed down to Mexico because we got back from vacation

479
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:39,000
Speaker 1: like two weeks ago, and Ray still hasn't told his

480
00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:45,800
Speaker 1: best story. We'll be right back finally. I want to

481
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:46,399
Speaker 1: hear the story.

482
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,200
Speaker 3: All right, this is the one about me getting lost

483
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:53,679
Speaker 3: in Mexico. Right, Yes, So we went to La mouharas

484
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:58,240
Speaker 3: we took the boat. It was what you take a boat. Yeah,

485
00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:00,080
Speaker 3: it was a dope camir and there were other people on.

486
00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:02,159
Speaker 3: It wasn't just us, Okay, I think we got it

487
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:04,080
Speaker 3: for maybe one hundred of person. It was me be

488
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:07,400
Speaker 3: An all day affairs. We go over there, we're drinking.

489
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:09,800
Speaker 3: We had she was drinking more meeks. I had drive

490
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:12,159
Speaker 3: the golf cart. We had decided on the boat. The

491
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:13,600
Speaker 3: lady comes hard.

492
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,080
Speaker 1: So where do you get the boat? You get the

493
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:17,919
Speaker 1: boat from the resort. No, no, you get it.

494
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:21,199
Speaker 3: You got from the resort in an auto van to

495
00:23:21,359 --> 00:23:23,199
Speaker 3: the port, which is thirty minutes.

496
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,480
Speaker 4: And then the port is where everybody goes to. Isla

497
00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:26,760
Speaker 4: Mouha is got it?

498
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:31,760
Speaker 3: Which Isla Mouhare is rich people, Airbnbs, dope resorts. You

499
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:35,600
Speaker 3: can't fly into it. Turquoise blue waters, amazing.

500
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:35,680
Speaker 1: Got it?

501
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:38,800
Speaker 3: So we get over there, beazers drinking. Because I knew

502
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:40,199
Speaker 3: I was gonna have to do the golf cart, so

503
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:41,280
Speaker 3: I did one corona.

504
00:23:41,359 --> 00:23:43,880
Speaker 1: So you're driving the golf cart at is Amma mezoza.

505
00:23:44,119 --> 00:23:46,680
Speaker 3: Yep, got it on the boat. The lady says, hey,

506
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:50,880
Speaker 3: Isla mouhas. This is crucial. This information is you're gonna

507
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:52,439
Speaker 3: have two and a half hours over there if you

508
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:53,399
Speaker 3: do the golf cart.

509
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:55,800
Speaker 4: It takes two hours to try the golf cart around

510
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:59,640
Speaker 4: the island. That's important. Do you write did you write

511
00:23:59,680 --> 00:23:59,920
Speaker 4: that down?

512
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,480
Speaker 1: Two hours to get around the island?

513
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:05,080
Speaker 3: Okay, So we pay for it and I think that

514
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:07,399
Speaker 3: might have been two hundred and fifty. Again, this is

515
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:10,760
Speaker 3: all chalked up to it's your birthday whatever, whatever that means.

516
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:13,200
Speaker 3: I guess when it's the month of your birthday, everything

517
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:14,080
Speaker 3: just gets thrown at that.

518
00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:15,800
Speaker 4: So you budget it under that catch.

519
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:16,560
Speaker 1: Totally makes sense.

520
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:19,160
Speaker 3: So we get there and we're doing the golf cart.

521
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,320
Speaker 3: There were like five other couples that used to do it,

522
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:26,159
Speaker 3: but these one like lesbians from actually I don't know

523
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,960
Speaker 3: their sexuality, but I think they were dating because they

524
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:30,800
Speaker 3: came together from Kentucky.

525
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:32,760
Speaker 4: So and basic goes.

526
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:35,280
Speaker 1: Do they do they do the dougie. Yeah, no, they didn't,

527
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:35,960
Speaker 1: not in Kentucky.

528
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,840
Speaker 4: And Baser goes, oh my gosh, I just talked on

529
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:38,200
Speaker 4: the boat.

530
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:39,719
Speaker 3: These the sweetest ladies.

531
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:40,280
Speaker 4: They said.

532
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:43,320
Speaker 3: The golf cart's easy. You just rivee it around, You're

533
00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:45,520
Speaker 3: in and out. It's beautiful. It's the best option. I said,

534
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:46,200
Speaker 3: well that is good.

535
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:46,920
Speaker 1: I'm glad.

536
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:49,000
Speaker 3: We pay two hundred and fifty dollars. So we get

537
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,439
Speaker 3: there the one let we get dropped off in a

538
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:54,200
Speaker 3: diamond store. And I mean, we're in the middle of Mexico.

539
00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:58,000
Speaker 3: Nobody speaks English. There's hustlers everywhere. It's just different languages.

540
00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:01,520
Speaker 3: Like hold, I member being Overbamo's Mamo, hey, Migo.

541
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:02,600
Speaker 4: Mio pays pays.

542
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:09,520
Speaker 3: Every every which way, like like like people. Lady grabs

543
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:13,879
Speaker 3: my hand. I'm going to the crimes. I'm married to

544
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:16,280
Speaker 3: direct us. So we go and get the golf cart.

545
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:20,320
Speaker 3: And it was where you walk into this store next door.

546
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:21,920
Speaker 3: The store looked like a diamond store and all of

547
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:23,119
Speaker 3: a sudden, they sell golf carts.

548
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:24,160
Speaker 4: That's what type of the.

549
00:25:24,119 --> 00:25:24,560
Speaker 3: Thing it was.

550
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:25,000
Speaker 1: Got it.

551
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:28,000
Speaker 4: We walked there. Migo's sleeping.

552
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:33,760
Speaker 3: She goes, oh, yes, uh ye, mind you we just

553
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:35,479
Speaker 3: paid two hundred and fifty dollars for this.

554
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:37,960
Speaker 4: Migo, Migo, Migo, get him.

555
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:42,240
Speaker 3: Oh five is stot asitas and medicanos.

556
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,760
Speaker 4: So he just starts running.

557
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:48,080
Speaker 3: My version of walking, his version of running, goes to

558
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:49,920
Speaker 3: him and just start like. He had a T shirt

559
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:52,480
Speaker 3: in his pocket and he just starts rubbing these carts

560
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:55,879
Speaker 3: too that had put of dust. Thought, oh boy, and

561
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:58,800
Speaker 3: we just we just got torch for two hundred and.

562
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:01,520
Speaker 1: Fifty on this, so they haven't been using a while.

563
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:05,600
Speaker 3: And again, I don't know the map of the island.

564
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:08,560
Speaker 4: All I know is to lesbians from I don't know

565
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:09,359
Speaker 4: their sexuality.

566
00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:12,480
Speaker 3: Two ladies from Kentucky told Baser it's simple and you

567
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:14,720
Speaker 3: just go on a circle and it's so easy. So

568
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:17,840
Speaker 3: Migo just all over the place with this sweat shirt

569
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:18,920
Speaker 3: he had just dust.

570
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:19,920
Speaker 4: I mean it was a mess.

571
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:22,359
Speaker 3: I get in it and he just goes points forward

572
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:26,000
Speaker 3: and points to the pedal kind of like a golf cart,

573
00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:28,040
Speaker 3: not really a little bit more complicated. There were some

574
00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:30,240
Speaker 3: gears and stuff. So we get in and we're off

575
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:33,520
Speaker 3: and we start following the two checks from Kentucky. They're

576
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:35,639
Speaker 3: in their forties. They were kind of standovis to me

577
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:38,679
Speaker 3: and Baser said they're nice. And as we're starting to go,

578
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:42,280
Speaker 3: I said, Beazer, and so I'm starting to get panicked

579
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:42,679
Speaker 3: a little bit.

580
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:46,119
Speaker 1: Of course she is seventy because you've gone about ten feet,

581
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:46,879
Speaker 1: so you're nervous.

582
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,399
Speaker 3: You got it, and she got this direction that it

583
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:52,320
Speaker 3: was just a circle. And so I started now using

584
00:26:52,359 --> 00:26:55,080
Speaker 3: the logic. I had a corona and an Amstell light

585
00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:58,080
Speaker 3: at one of the other locations on Islamuharis because they

586
00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:00,960
Speaker 3: showed us this beautiful bathwater. Then we went back into

587
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,399
Speaker 3: our boat and went around the island to where the

588
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,479
Speaker 3: golf carts were. Got it and everybody else just got

589
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:08,280
Speaker 3: dropped off. These Americans just like walked the road, which

590
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:10,600
Speaker 3: would probably would have been a better option. And so

591
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:12,440
Speaker 3: I'm sitting there in the cart and I said, hey,

592
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:14,800
Speaker 3: this is actually kind of there's more turns, Like this

593
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:17,399
Speaker 3: is a this isn't just a circle. There's there's not

594
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:19,560
Speaker 3: stop lades. But here you could go right, here, I

595
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:22,280
Speaker 3: could go left if I went straight. There is that

596
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:24,680
Speaker 3: still the circle? And then we lost the Kentucky women.

597
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:26,440
Speaker 3: They joled it off to the right.

598
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:29,640
Speaker 1: Oh, it's like amazing race. When the mother and son

599
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:31,840
Speaker 1: lost their camera crew and they had to pull over

600
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:34,520
Speaker 1: and wait for the camera crew to find them, and

601
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:36,639
Speaker 1: then they got eliminated. And I'm like, how is that

602
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:37,080
Speaker 1: their fault?

603
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 3: Man?

604
00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:40,960
Speaker 1: The camera crew? Camera crew should have just that's the

605
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,560
Speaker 1: camera crew's fault, not theirs. I don't know why. I

606
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 1: gotta wait for him.

607
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:45,560
Speaker 3: Okay, And so guys, I will tell you this book,

608
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:47,440
Speaker 3: this podcast, we're gonna try to bleep as much a

609
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:48,879
Speaker 3: we can. It is gonna get a little vulgar, so

610
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:51,200
Speaker 3: you understand how I was dealing with this. Oh God,

611
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:53,920
Speaker 3: So we're thirty minutes in and I got to take

612
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:57,359
Speaker 3: a piss. We lost the two lesbian ladies from Kentucky.

613
00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:59,680
Speaker 4: They're gone, got it?

614
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:02,040
Speaker 3: I think I saw him holding hands, So can they

615
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:02,760
Speaker 3: be lesbians?

616
00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:03,359
Speaker 1: Yeah?

617
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:07,240
Speaker 3: So we lost the lesbians from Kentucky. Whatever we had

618
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:09,560
Speaker 3: learned from them was gone. And so I said, Basil,

619
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:11,320
Speaker 3: I gotta take a piss. So I pull over the

620
00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:15,640
Speaker 3: golf cart and there's cars Whizen buy and everything like that. Yes,

621
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:18,680
Speaker 3: and Baser goes, I get out and I just start

622
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:21,800
Speaker 3: going the bathroom and Basil goes, hey, hey, get the

623
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:24,320
Speaker 3: back here, get the back here.

624
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:25,160
Speaker 4: We're gonna get towed.

625
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:27,480
Speaker 3: So she's all in on the towing too, So she

626
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:30,920
Speaker 3: stays in the golf cart and she's worried. Bro I'm

627
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:33,359
Speaker 3: taking a piss, and I got her going, hey, hey

628
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:36,879
Speaker 3: hurry there I see people over there. They're not gonna

629
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 3: toe the golf car, not the towing. But there's also then,

630
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:42,040
Speaker 3: I mean, there's just people walk in the streets and

631
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:45,200
Speaker 3: we don't know if they're going to there's I mean,

632
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 3: if there was a restaurant, it was a shack with

633
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 3: two poles and a chair pulled up. Okay, and so

634
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:52,600
Speaker 3: I'm I'm the whole time, I'm how are you supposed

635
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:54,360
Speaker 3: to pee? When I got basic going hey, hurry the

636
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,840
Speaker 3: cop so I pinched it off. Whatever that even means.

637
00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:00,200
Speaker 3: Did I go fully pee? I don't know, but I

638
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:02,960
Speaker 3: was bursting. Okay, So we go back around the loop.

639
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:03,640
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay.

640
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:05,120
Speaker 4: Two seconds later.

641
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:06,600
Speaker 2: Wo.

642
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:13,280
Speaker 3: Oh fuck fuck I had one of those.

643
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 4: Am still like fuck? Baser beser, are we still doing

644
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:17,760
Speaker 4: the circle? Word up?

645
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:19,560
Speaker 3: Are we? Word up?

646
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:20,920
Speaker 4: Are we? Okay?

647
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna pull over. I'm gonna pull over. What up?

648
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:27,280
Speaker 3: There's a federola with four dudes with semi automatics.

649
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:28,840
Speaker 4: AR fifteen's in the back.

650
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 1: And they're pulling you over.

651
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:35,720
Speaker 3: Oh fuck, Beaser. I don't even know if that guy

652
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:36,800
Speaker 3: gave us any documentation.

653
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 4: I just see a foot of dust right here. I

654
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,000
Speaker 4: pull off the side of the road.

655
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:43,320
Speaker 3: Dude, I'm gop nine to five and I'm just sitting there,

656
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:47,120
Speaker 3: and a miraculous act of God, the federal a just

657
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:51,880
Speaker 3: whoo whooo goes past me, went to some other bigger crime.

658
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:54,440
Speaker 4: So heart is going.

659
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:56,680
Speaker 3: We're about forty five minutes into this two hour trek,

660
00:29:57,160 --> 00:30:00,520
Speaker 3: and so I've pissed. We've avoided that. And then we

661
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:04,080
Speaker 3: back onto the loop. We're driving. There's gorgeous stuff. There's turquoise,

662
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:06,240
Speaker 3: there's a little cliff I can post all these pictures.

663
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:10,720
Speaker 3: There's a look like statues overlooking the Caribbean. It was gorgeous,

664
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:13,200
Speaker 3: it was so beautiful. But I kept telling Bezer, I'm

665
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:16,719
Speaker 3: not stopping. We only have two and a half hours.

666
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:19,480
Speaker 3: The boat's leaving and we have a two hour clip

667
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:21,600
Speaker 3: on this golf cart. Who knows how long did we

668
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:23,720
Speaker 3: sit in a golf cart place. How long did it

669
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:25,440
Speaker 3: take for that guy to dust off our chairs When

670
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:28,640
Speaker 3: I took a piss, that was ten minutes. Remember when

671
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:30,960
Speaker 3: we pulled off for the federals. That was another ten minutes.

672
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 3: So we're starting to do the math and we're saying, dude,

673
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:37,360
Speaker 3: we really don't have time to stop. So we have

674
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:40,480
Speaker 3: the most beautiful island ever. That was picturesque. You can

675
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:42,800
Speaker 3: walk down to the rocks and just getting slapped in

676
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:46,840
Speaker 3: the dick with turquoise waters. We didn't stop once or

677
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:49,880
Speaker 3: take any picture from the ground. Every picture we took

678
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:54,480
Speaker 3: was from the golf cart. And so now it's getting beautiful. Okay,

679
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:56,760
Speaker 3: we've avoided that. I would say, the pitfalls, and we're

680
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:58,720
Speaker 3: just from the golf cart because you know, I don't

681
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 3: want to get towed. And even Basis on the same

682
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:03,520
Speaker 3: board with me, she said, hey, what if we just

683
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:06,000
Speaker 3: leave the cart here and somebody steals it, We're gonna

684
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:07,920
Speaker 3: get fined for the cart. We're not gonna make it

685
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:10,680
Speaker 3: back to the boat. So I'm driving and I'll post

686
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:14,680
Speaker 3: them it's just me flashing pictures from the golf cart, dude,

687
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:17,160
Speaker 3: And so I'm going, I'm going, well, we're about an

688
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:20,880
Speaker 3: hour in, and when I say that, I'm lost. Is

689
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:26,160
Speaker 3: I had no idea where the guy was on an island,

690
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:28,400
Speaker 3: and so at times I was calm, at times I

691
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:30,600
Speaker 3: was stressed out. I go, I go, Laura. I need

692
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,480
Speaker 3: to say Laura, because Baser's kinda throw me off. So

693
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:36,120
Speaker 3: I said Laura. I said, because Laura is serious, I go, Laura,

694
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 3: I don't have a map. Our phone suck ass. The

695
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:42,320
Speaker 3: Wi Fi isn't banging here. It wasn't the resort. I said,

696
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:45,240
Speaker 3: I don't know this island. I get the lesbian from

697
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,080
Speaker 3: Kentucky said it was a circle. It's not a circle.

698
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:50,760
Speaker 3: I've made a square. I made a sphere. I went,

699
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:52,600
Speaker 3: and remember we went left that one time when we

700
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:54,920
Speaker 3: tried to go around that construction area. I said, I

701
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:57,160
Speaker 3: don't even know if I'm still on the circle, and

702
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,680
Speaker 3: she goes, just don't panic, and I'm And this was

703
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 3: maybe the one time I sweared at Beazer of the trip.

704
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:04,080
Speaker 4: There was more. In a second.

705
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:07,800
Speaker 3: I go, I'm sorry, but buck this you made the

706
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:09,920
Speaker 3: wrong decision. I said, I don't know where the fuck

707
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:13,840
Speaker 3: I am. And now the trip is not fun. We're

708
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:17,120
Speaker 3: an hour and twenty minutes in and dude, I'm straight

709
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:21,480
Speaker 3: stressed the fuck out. Laura. No, there's no smiles on

710
00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:24,120
Speaker 3: our face at all. Okay, she's trying to look in

711
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:26,680
Speaker 3: the glovebox to see if there's any information where we

712
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 3: could call the guys and ask him where we are.

713
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:31,520
Speaker 3: And I'm gunning it, dude, I'm going thirty miles an

714
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:33,840
Speaker 3: hour on this golf cart. I said, listen, that lady said,

715
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:36,520
Speaker 3: we had two fucking hours. This is a two hour

716
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:40,160
Speaker 3: golf cart ride. Remember we had thirty minutes of leeway,

717
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:43,200
Speaker 3: tend to piss, tend to pull over for the Federalalays

718
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:46,560
Speaker 3: five to avoid the construction five. When the guy the

719
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:48,880
Speaker 3: Amigo was cleaning off the dust on my golf cart,

720
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:51,000
Speaker 3: I said, we might be right up against the two

721
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 3: and a half hours.

722
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:53,280
Speaker 4: So here we go.

723
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 3: It's hour and a half hour and forty five nearing

724
00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:58,959
Speaker 3: the time. You know, it's two hours that we've been

725
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 3: on there and still not at the port. It was

726
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:05,120
Speaker 3: some other Americans that I remember from the boat. I said, Laura,

727
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:07,000
Speaker 3: those are they're from our boats. And I turned around

728
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:09,680
Speaker 3: and go do that and she goes, no, because they're

729
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:14,360
Speaker 3: probably get lost. And I said, so everybody is lost

730
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:16,200
Speaker 3: in these golf carts that were supposed to be so

731
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:19,280
Speaker 3: easy driving in circles around an island, So okay, don't

732
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:22,000
Speaker 3: follow them. So then we get into the city, but

733
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:24,920
Speaker 3: each city looks like, you know, New York City. You

734
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:26,960
Speaker 3: could be a city, a straight city, block.

735
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:28,720
Speaker 4: Away from where you're supposed to go, and you're completely lost.

736
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 3: And so I go to this one, lady, and I said,

737
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:36,280
Speaker 3: see Naditas passible one is a golf golf course and

738
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:40,280
Speaker 3: no English. I didn't know what the fuck she was saying.

739
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:43,040
Speaker 3: And so I just start gunning it down these streets. Dude,

740
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:46,560
Speaker 3: I'm going down back roads. I'm almost hitting dogs, parows, cats.

741
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:50,920
Speaker 3: I go, baser, if you have any Wi Fi, what's

742
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:53,760
Speaker 3: click onto a cafe? Just keep checking Wi Fi? I said,

743
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:56,760
Speaker 3: pull up a fucking map. I still hadn't had a

744
00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 3: map two hours into this trip.

745
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,720
Speaker 1: And Laura goes, only imagine the streets.

746
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:05,520
Speaker 3: And Laura goes, well, you dumb ass, if you hit

747
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:09,560
Speaker 3: the water, then keep going in a circle. I said,

748
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:11,359
Speaker 3: it's actually a great point. That's what I'll keep doing.

749
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:13,879
Speaker 3: So I'm following the water. Okay, we leave the city

750
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:16,120
Speaker 3: because the city's kind of in the island, got it?

751
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:17,719
Speaker 3: And I said, you're right, Why don't we just keep

752
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:20,120
Speaker 3: following the water until we get to our fucking boat.

753
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 4: And so I'm following the water.

754
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:23,960
Speaker 3: Here we go, We're going it's two hours and ten minutes,

755
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:27,440
Speaker 3: two hours and fifteen and I this was my second

756
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:31,360
Speaker 3: outburst to Laura, and I honestly didn't I thought we

757
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:32,840
Speaker 3: were at the crossroads and I just stopped in the

758
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:34,400
Speaker 3: middle of the road and I said, I.

759
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:35,640
Speaker 4: Don't know where the fuck I am.

760
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:39,759
Speaker 3: I'm fucking lost. I said, this is a bad fucking decision.

761
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:41,680
Speaker 3: I'm so fucking lost.

762
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:43,760
Speaker 4: And she goes.

763
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:50,440
Speaker 3: She goes, well, do you see that over there.

764
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:51,600
Speaker 1: It's a cruise ship.

765
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:56,120
Speaker 3: And I said, yeah, but it's not our fucking boat.

766
00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:59,880
Speaker 3: And she said, but a cruise ship would be on

767
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:05,000
Speaker 3: similar port as to where we pulled into Smart And

768
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 3: so I start going worried about two hours and ten minutes.

769
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:11,000
Speaker 3: The timeline's important. Two hours and fifteen minutes. Remember it

770
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 3: leaves in two hours and a half. Yeah, two hours

771
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:16,239
Speaker 3: and eighteen minutes. And there it was.

772
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:19,720
Speaker 4: The break. Are we going to break?

773
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:19,960
Speaker 2: No?

774
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:20,880
Speaker 1: Okay?

775
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:23,680
Speaker 3: And I said, I'm not gonna leave in the middle

776
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:27,600
Speaker 3: of this cliffhanger. I said, do I keep going along

777
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:33,200
Speaker 3: the water or there's this random yellow, red temple.

778
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:35,600
Speaker 4: It's like an opening.

779
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:37,440
Speaker 3: I said, I've never pulled into there, and I've been

780
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,440
Speaker 3: going in loops and circles and down streets and in

781
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:42,120
Speaker 3: horizontal zigzags. I said, I've never gone in that temple,

782
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:46,680
Speaker 3: and Bazer said, I'm pretty sure I saw a red

783
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:49,520
Speaker 3: in the corner of my peripheral vision when we were

784
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 3: pulling out of the original port.

785
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:52,200
Speaker 1: Oh no, And I.

786
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 3: Said, well that's the thing. I just haven't gone into

787
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:55,959
Speaker 3: this weird Mayan temple. I don't know what the fuck

788
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,759
Speaker 3: it was, and so we hang it right.

789
00:35:57,920 --> 00:35:58,440
Speaker 4: It was not me.

790
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 3: I was gonna keep going in circle. We'd have been

791
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:01,640
Speaker 3: lost and never made the boat. We still haven't made

792
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 3: the boat. Two hours and twenty minutes, I go, I

793
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:06,280
Speaker 3: fucking trust you, I said, you know me, I'm terrible

794
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:06,760
Speaker 3: at directions.

795
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 4: I'm fucking lost. I had my two outbursts. I felt

796
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 4: better now.

797
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:12,400
Speaker 3: At this point, I was just fine with us missing

798
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 3: the boat and then we maybe have to call another

799
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:17,359
Speaker 3: boat the next day. And she goes, just go into

800
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:19,560
Speaker 3: the mine temple. So I turned right, go into the

801
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:23,839
Speaker 3: mind temple. And it wasn't ten feet into the mind temple. Dude.

802
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:25,399
Speaker 3: There was the golf cart guy. There was my fat

803
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:28,640
Speaker 3: guy taking another fucking nap. He had his dusty ass

804
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:30,880
Speaker 3: towel that he's ready for the next stupid ass Americans

805
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:33,040
Speaker 3: to fall for and fake clean off these carts for

806
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:35,799
Speaker 3: ten minutes and I just pulled in. I don't, dude,

807
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:37,680
Speaker 3: I've seen red. I don't know what I tipped him.

808
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:39,200
Speaker 3: I don't know what I gave him. I don't even

809
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:40,839
Speaker 3: know him, bro, I don't even know if I put

810
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:41,640
Speaker 3: the thing in park.

811
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:46,920
Speaker 4: We just we We were the fifth golf.

812
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:48,560
Speaker 3: Cart of the five American golf carts to pull in

813
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:51,759
Speaker 3: everybody else, I guess found it easily and I parked it,

814
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,239
Speaker 3: and then we started walking the streets and I looked

815
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:56,320
Speaker 3: at my watch and it was two hours and twenty minutes,

816
00:36:57,239 --> 00:36:58,840
Speaker 3: and I said, hey, we have ten minutes until this

817
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,320
Speaker 3: lady said were supposed to media exactly to the spot.

818
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:03,680
Speaker 3: And so I go up to this taco stand and

819
00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:10,400
Speaker 3: I go, Amigo Sinaita signor as vamosvama auto boos Mexico.

820
00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:13,040
Speaker 3: I said, uh as pasibe coomer if you get some food,

821
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:16,960
Speaker 3: and he goes me come on boom Taco bell grande

822
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:20,200
Speaker 3: style from Taco Bell. It wasn't It was a makeshift shack.

823
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:22,880
Speaker 3: And then I had Casadia's and he made him in

824
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:25,320
Speaker 3: about five minutes because he knew what when I said vamos,

825
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:26,080
Speaker 3: he went fast.

826
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:28,080
Speaker 1: He knew you were gonna miss the ship.

827
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:31,000
Speaker 3: I bite in that Casadia. Dude burnt the whole roof

828
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:32,520
Speaker 3: off the top of my mouth. I was so hungry

829
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:35,439
Speaker 3: and thirsty. Got diet coke, just slugging him down.

830
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:37,239
Speaker 1: Oh, you should have got a servesa. Then did you

831
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:39,799
Speaker 1: hit you the stress? You needed something to chill it out, dude.

832
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:42,360
Speaker 1: We hadn't had alcohol in three hours. Baser hadn't had it.

833
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 1: I hadn't had it about five. Beser was down to

834
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:45,600
Speaker 1: about two hours, not a drop.

835
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:48,799
Speaker 3: We just started chugging diet coke. I'm burning my whole

836
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:51,200
Speaker 3: fucking mouth. We go into the middle of the street.

837
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:52,880
Speaker 3: It's two and a half hours. The lady said the

838
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 3: boat leaves. We had to have that meal that we knew.

839
00:37:55,719 --> 00:37:57,800
Speaker 3: There was nothing on the way back and the lady

840
00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:00,720
Speaker 3: were supposed to meet in the diamond store. She grabs

841
00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:02,880
Speaker 3: my arm. The same person that grabbed my arm originally

842
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 3: said we were gonna leave you guys. All the other

843
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,400
Speaker 3: golf carts said they didn't see you the whole day.

844
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:18,200
Speaker 3: She said, we have to go to the port. Wow,

845
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:22,239
Speaker 3: and I got onto that boat. Sun burnt for the

846
00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:23,319
Speaker 3: first time in four days.

847
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:25,440
Speaker 4: Because I was.

848
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:28,600
Speaker 3: So mad, I didn't do sunscreen. I swore at my wife.

849
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:33,360
Speaker 3: I had two outbursts. She saved the day, and the

850
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:35,560
Speaker 3: entire roof of my mouth was burnt the fuck off.

851
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:39,239
Speaker 3: And I looked at everybody else, like, are y'all some

852
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:43,319
Speaker 3: fucking amazing racers? How did everybody else know the directions?

853
00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:47,200
Speaker 3: I know the lesbians from Kentucky knew it because they'd

854
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:49,520
Speaker 3: done it before, and it's so fun. How did all

855
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:52,520
Speaker 3: y'all find your fucking way back here?

856
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:55,640
Speaker 1: Did they all look nice and relaxed?

857
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:57,120
Speaker 3: Oh, A couple of them were from Spain, so they

858
00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:58,840
Speaker 3: didn't speak English. They just looked at me and shook

859
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:05,480
Speaker 3: their head. But everybody else knew where they were going. Guys,

860
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:09,800
Speaker 3: I say this honestly, those golf carts should have just

861
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:11,399
Speaker 3: gone to the beach and post it up and drink

862
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:13,440
Speaker 3: servases for two and a half hours.

863
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:17,640
Speaker 1: Wow. But I knew you made the boat. We made

864
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:19,680
Speaker 1: the boat. You know how I knew because you were

865
00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:22,520
Speaker 1: here today. It's the only way I knew you made

866
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:25,279
Speaker 1: the boat. I wasn't sure if the boat had to

867
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:27,520
Speaker 1: come back and get you, but I knew eventually you

868
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:29,440
Speaker 1: were gonna get on that boat. Because you're here today.

869
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:36,000
Speaker 1: We'll take a break and we'll be right back. Dude.

870
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:39,680
Speaker 1: When I was in Iceland, they have this thing where

871
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:44,760
Speaker 1: they they eat fermented shark. So they catch a shark

872
00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:47,520
Speaker 1: and they bury it in the ground for four to

873
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:52,120
Speaker 1: six months. Then they dig it up and they eat

874
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:52,799
Speaker 1: the damn.

875
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:53,960
Speaker 4: Thing shark winery.

876
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:57,320
Speaker 1: So we're at a restaurant and it has fermented shark

877
00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:00,359
Speaker 1: on the menu, and it's an iceland tradition, and you're

878
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:02,720
Speaker 1: supposed to do It's supposed to give you good gut health.

879
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:06,160
Speaker 1: That's what the Icelandic you know, waitress is telling me,

880
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:09,560
Speaker 1: telling me, oh, yes, we do it once or twice

881
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:11,799
Speaker 1: a year, and it gives you good gut health. It's

882
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 1: supposed to be perfect for the body. And I'm like, okay, Well,

883
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:18,120
Speaker 1: if you're gonna tell me you buried that shark for

884
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:19,960
Speaker 1: four to six months and it's supposed to be the

885
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:24,359
Speaker 1: Icelandic tradition, I am ready for it.

886
00:40:24,719 --> 00:40:26,440
Speaker 4: I'll take a probiotic. Thanks.

887
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:30,240
Speaker 1: So I'm thinking it's gonna be a big old piece

888
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:32,080
Speaker 1: of shark that you're supposed to eat.

889
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:34,000
Speaker 4: Can I have some octopussy?

890
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:36,960
Speaker 1: They bring it out. My wife gets a piece too,

891
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:41,440
Speaker 1: and it's in a little jar, no bigger than a

892
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:46,000
Speaker 1: toothpick holder bull crab. It is tiny, and they have

893
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:49,319
Speaker 1: the lid on it because it smells so gosh darn bad.

894
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:52,080
Speaker 1: They don't want to sneak up the restaurant. Yeah, And

895
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, wow, And it is the size of like

896
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:56,680
Speaker 1: when you get those party trays and they have the

897
00:40:56,680 --> 00:41:01,799
Speaker 1: little cubes of cheese. That's small. And I'm like, this

898
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:04,880
Speaker 1: is supposed to give me good gut health. This is

899
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:08,640
Speaker 1: what the whole hype about Iceland. Your tradition is is

900
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:11,959
Speaker 1: to eat this little piece of shit ass shark. You're

901
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,359
Speaker 1: telling me this is what all the hype has been

902
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:16,719
Speaker 1: about that everybody in Iceland has been telling me of

903
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,400
Speaker 1: have you eaten the fermented shark? Have you done the

904
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:24,040
Speaker 1: fermented shark? And I'm like, this little thing is supposed

905
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:27,920
Speaker 1: to change my life. I'm like, this is so stupid.

906
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:29,920
Speaker 1: And I opened that little jar up and I'm like,

907
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:35,520
Speaker 1: oh god, oh god, that smells. Oh man, what was it?

908
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:39,759
Speaker 1: Or anally it was on a toothpick, stabbed in a

909
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:44,480
Speaker 1: toothpick and me and my wife go cheers and wet

910
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:55,920
Speaker 1: tap sharks. Put it in my mouth and very chewy hard,

911
00:41:56,040 --> 00:42:02,120
Speaker 1: look like I swallow it. Then they give you a shot.

912
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:03,839
Speaker 1: They were supposed to chase it with.

913
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,080
Speaker 4: Did you spitters?

914
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:06,600
Speaker 3: Ha poor?

915
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,479
Speaker 1: No, I hate the shark. Now I took the shot

916
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:11,160
Speaker 1: and the shot may have been worse than the shark.

917
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:14,200
Speaker 1: Shark wasn't very good. And I'm like, oh, that was cool,

918
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:16,920
Speaker 1: And They're like, yeah, now you did an Iceland tradition.

919
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,080
Speaker 1: Your gut health will be amazing. Yeah.

920
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:21,080
Speaker 3: In America we call those Jaeger bombs.

921
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:25,719
Speaker 1: So we went out a couple of places, had a

922
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:29,280
Speaker 1: couple of drinks, went back to the hotel, go to sleep.

923
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:35,600
Speaker 1: About three thirty am, the gut hell started kicking in

924
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:38,160
Speaker 1: in a good way. I woke up and I have

925
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:42,560
Speaker 1: never had rumbling in my tummy like that in my life.

926
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:54,120
Speaker 5: It was like, honey, shark attack. I'm like, what the

927
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:54,920
Speaker 5: hell is that?

928
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:56,319
Speaker 3: What is?

929
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:58,759
Speaker 1: And I didn't think about the shark at that point.

930
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:00,120
Speaker 1: I'm like, I do not want to get up in

931
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 1: the middle of the night and sit on the toilet.

932
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:03,320
Speaker 1: So I went to the fetal position.

933
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:06,480
Speaker 3: I hear you on that one. You almost wanted to

934
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:10,160
Speaker 3: subside until morning. Not only is it painful, but it

935
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:10,680
Speaker 3: wakes you.

936
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 1: Up, yes, because then you're sitting on toilet and then

937
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:14,719
Speaker 1: you're awake and it's like, how do I go back

938
00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:19,240
Speaker 1: to sleep? So, I mean, my stomach is just burn burn,

939
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:25,520
Speaker 1: and I'm like what is going on? And I'm able

940
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:28,960
Speaker 1: to fall back asleep and I wake up the next morning.

941
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:31,040
Speaker 1: Wife's like, all right, you're ready to go get ready

942
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:32,319
Speaker 1: for the day. I'm like yeah. She's like, all right,

943
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:36,319
Speaker 1: breakfast downstairs to serve till nine thirty. And I was like,

944
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:38,799
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be in the lobby. She goes, what do

945
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:42,760
Speaker 1: you mean, I said, the shark. The shark is coming.

946
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:45,239
Speaker 1: She goes what She goes, Yeah, that little piece of shark.

947
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:46,839
Speaker 1: You know how it's supposed to give me gut health,

948
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,960
Speaker 1: It's given me gut health. I was up at three

949
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:51,160
Speaker 1: point thirty. My stomach was grumb one. And now that

950
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 1: I'm dressed, I ain't got time to waste and I

951
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:56,880
Speaker 1: couldn't even tie my shoes. I was worried I was

952
00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:58,440
Speaker 1: gonna explode right there in the bedroom.

953
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:01,040
Speaker 3: But that's a class act for you to go lobby

954
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:02,200
Speaker 3: bathroom over bedroom.

955
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:04,200
Speaker 1: Well, because we were trying to go down to breakfast

956
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:05,719
Speaker 1: and she had to get ready, she had to brush

957
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:08,080
Speaker 1: her teeth and go to the bathroom, and.

958
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:10,520
Speaker 4: We're trying to keep the romance live.

959
00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 1: And I was like, I started putting my shoes on.

960
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:16,279
Speaker 1: I just slid my shoes on, and I go to

961
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:18,560
Speaker 1: bend down to time and I'm like, nope, nope, nope, nope,

962
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:22,080
Speaker 1: do that. Don't do that. And I go out and

963
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:23,960
Speaker 1: we're on like the fifth floor and I hit the

964
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:27,440
Speaker 1: elevator button and I'm like, oh my gosh, I'm like

965
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:31,600
Speaker 1: pulling my my my shorts away from my stomach, trying

966
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:33,400
Speaker 1: to give it some air, trying to give it some

967
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:35,319
Speaker 1: space because you know, you don't like the belt line,

968
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:38,279
Speaker 1: you know, pushing on your stomach. And I'm like, oh

969
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:40,040
Speaker 1: my god, I'm might to go down the stairs. I'm

970
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:41,440
Speaker 1: not to go down the stairs. I can't wait for

971
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:41,960
Speaker 1: the elevator.

972
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:43,880
Speaker 4: Did you go to the negative floor?

973
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:47,160
Speaker 1: I went to the negative floor is where breakfast was.

974
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 1: I went to zero for the lobby and I'm like,

975
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:51,960
Speaker 1: oh my god, Like I'm like I'm about to just

976
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,680
Speaker 1: take the stairs, and then the elevator gets there, and

977
00:44:54,719 --> 00:44:56,680
Speaker 1: then someone comes down the hall is like oh hold that,

978
00:44:56,719 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 1: hold that, and I'm like oh my god. So they

979
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:01,600
Speaker 1: get on. I'm the elevator with me and I'm just

980
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 1: like Cassie and I'm like, and they're leaking, yeah, and

981
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 1: they're speaking some language that I don't know. It's not English,

982
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:14,240
Speaker 1: it's not Spanish, but it was something some European languages,

983
00:45:14,239 --> 00:45:16,719
Speaker 1: and I'm just like yeah, and I'm looking so uncomfortable.

984
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:19,160
Speaker 1: I'm leaning against the side of the elevator, like I'm

985
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:21,040
Speaker 1: not standing straight up. I'm just like, oh my god,

986
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:24,040
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And the elevator door opens and they

987
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:25,640
Speaker 1: start walking towards the door and I cut them off.

988
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:28,439
Speaker 1: I'm like, nope, nope, nope, Like, I ain't got time

989
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:31,719
Speaker 1: for you to get out. I go around the front desk,

990
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:35,440
Speaker 1: find the toilet and there's someone in there, and I'm like,

991
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:37,520
Speaker 1: oh my god, please, please please. And then I hear

992
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:39,800
Speaker 1: them washing their hands, and I am pacing the hallway,

993
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:44,600
Speaker 1: pacing the hallway. Man, they get out, and I slam

994
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:47,279
Speaker 1: that door, and I mean, I don't know if that

995
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:53,560
Speaker 1: bathroom would be the same, man, Oh my light, dude. Like,

996
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:58,080
Speaker 1: I know people don't like to hear about throw up

997
00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:00,359
Speaker 1: and poop in our podcast, and I know we did

998
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:02,000
Speaker 1: throw up at the beginning and we're doing this now.

999
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:04,160
Speaker 1: But I will just tell you that when I got

1000
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 1: done and I stood up, you know, like that little

1001
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:10,360
Speaker 1: ledge right below the seat inside the toilet, it was

1002
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:12,640
Speaker 1: covered like the water doesn't even hit it because it's

1003
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:15,920
Speaker 1: too high up there. There was there was, There was

1004
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:17,280
Speaker 1: carnage left there.

1005
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:22,160
Speaker 3: And I that wasn't carnage, that was shark.

1006
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:25,080
Speaker 1: I looked at myself in the mirror and I was like, well,

1007
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:27,160
Speaker 1: they ain't bullshit. And when they say that will give

1008
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:29,400
Speaker 1: you good gut health, I was because I was like,

1009
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:32,439
Speaker 1: what can that little piece of shark do? It will

1010
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:35,359
Speaker 1: destroy your insides, is exactly what it will do.

1011
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:38,440
Speaker 3: It'll take a fucking hammerhead to your inside.

1012
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:43,400
Speaker 1: So let me recommend if you ever go to Iceland

1013
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:46,160
Speaker 1: and you're at a restaurant and they offer you for

1014
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:50,200
Speaker 1: fermented shark, you have to eat it. It'll change your life.

1015
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:53,960
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I don't want to go back there.

1016
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:58,279
Speaker 1: That memory is just so bad. And now I'm gonna

1017
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:01,800
Speaker 1: take you to Ireland. I was held hostage. We'll be

1018
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:02,319
Speaker 1: right back.

1019
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:05,640
Speaker 2: Wow.

1020
00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 3: We turned this into a fully loaded episode there, so.

1021
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:11,440
Speaker 1: We're leaving that Monday morning.

1022
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:14,040
Speaker 4: Ray I got involved in the sex Trade.

1023
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:19,239
Speaker 1: Labor Day, Monday right, and all weekend everywhere there's cabs everywhere,

1024
00:47:19,239 --> 00:47:22,240
Speaker 1: cabs everywhere. Cold Play was in town doing three concerts

1025
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:25,719
Speaker 1: that weekend. Had no idea, Oh, Monday Day, Monday Labor Day.

1026
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 4: I thought you were live.

1027
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:29,440
Speaker 1: No, we never said we were live Monday Labor Day.

1028
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:33,440
Speaker 1: We said we were on Vaca. And so we get

1029
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:35,680
Speaker 1: up and we eat breakfast and it's eight o'clock in

1030
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:38,400
Speaker 1: the morning. Our flight's at eleven thirty. My wife is

1031
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:39,840
Speaker 1: one of these people that likes to get to the

1032
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:43,719
Speaker 1: airport early. It's raining in Dublin. It never rains when

1033
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:46,799
Speaker 1: we were there, but it was raining, and so we're like, oh,

1034
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:50,520
Speaker 1: let me. We asked the people the hotel, Hey, can

1035
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:52,719
Speaker 1: you guys call us a cab because they I guess

1036
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:54,440
Speaker 1: they have a number of the parked around the corner.

1037
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:57,760
Speaker 1: They're like, oh, sorry, we've been having trouble getting cabs

1038
00:47:57,800 --> 00:47:58,759
Speaker 1: and you know what I mean, you might want to

1039
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:02,319
Speaker 1: walk outside and find one. I'm like, all right, So

1040
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:04,840
Speaker 1: I walk outside and I'm waving them down. None of

1041
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:08,600
Speaker 1: them they're all full, all full off. So I get

1042
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:10,560
Speaker 1: on the uber app. I'm like, all right, let me

1043
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:16,560
Speaker 1: order an uber Sorry, can't find any drivers. Try again later. Okay,

1044
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:19,959
Speaker 1: try it again. Sorry, can't find a driver.

1045
00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:22,400
Speaker 3: Try again later, dude, I find more drivers in the

1046
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:23,920
Speaker 3: country than you do in Dublin.

1047
00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:24,400
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1048
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:27,560
Speaker 1: I will connect you with your driver in six minutes. Okay, cool,

1049
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:31,000
Speaker 1: sit here for six minutes. Sorry, couldn't find any drivers.

1050
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:34,040
Speaker 1: Try again later. I did that three times. Six minutes,

1051
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:36,120
Speaker 1: eight minutes nine is My wife is starting to panic,

1052
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:38,239
Speaker 1: she's starting to pan and we're gonna miss our flight.

1053
00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 1: And she's like you Ray, She's pacing the hotel lobby.

1054
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:45,320
Speaker 1: And so then the guy at the front desk is

1055
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:49,319
Speaker 1: using his own phone to call a different service. And

1056
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 1: there's no drivers, no drivers, And I'm like, I ask

1057
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:54,680
Speaker 1: you if they have an umbrella I can use. I'll

1058
00:48:54,719 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 1: walk and I'll find a I'll find one.

1059
00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:58,040
Speaker 4: Did you give a timestamp?

1060
00:48:58,440 --> 00:48:59,920
Speaker 1: This is eight in the morning, so now it's eight.

1061
00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:03,800
Speaker 1: Should be Ubers should be everywhere anywhere. But I guess

1062
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:07,440
Speaker 1: because of Coldplay, it brought so many people into Dublin

1063
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:10,479
Speaker 1: that they all the drivers were busy. So I walk

1064
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:12,800
Speaker 1: a few blocks away and I'm looking for cabs, looking

1065
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:17,040
Speaker 1: for cabs, nothing, nothing. I get a phone call, hello, Hey, uh,

1066
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:18,600
Speaker 1: they got us a cab, but it'll be here in

1067
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:20,560
Speaker 1: two minutes. Come back to come back to the hotel.

1068
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:22,920
Speaker 3: I'm all right, who is that the guy or your wife?

1069
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:23,319
Speaker 1: My wife?

1070
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:24,479
Speaker 4: But you did a guy's voice.

1071
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:28,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't do my wife's Hey, that's Arnold anyway.

1072
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:30,839
Speaker 1: So I get back to the hotel lobby and shoes.

1073
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:34,040
Speaker 1: We're going to share with this couple. They were from Norway, ganky,

1074
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:38,440
Speaker 1: and they were in town for the Coldplay concert, and

1075
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:41,560
Speaker 1: so we're like, okay, I guess we're sharing. So we

1076
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:42,239
Speaker 1: get in the cab.

1077
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:43,960
Speaker 3: Did you tell him you were in town for the

1078
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,080
Speaker 3: Hammerhead Schlitz.

1079
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:47,239
Speaker 2: No?

1080
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:51,319
Speaker 1: They so their friend had bought tickets to Coldplay and

1081
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:54,239
Speaker 1: ended up wasn't gonna be able to go, so they were.

1082
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:56,960
Speaker 1: They came to Dublin for the concert, and they had

1083
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,360
Speaker 1: planned this vacation a year ago, so it's been a

1084
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:01,400
Speaker 1: year in the make for them to come to Dublin.

1085
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:02,719
Speaker 4: Truly fascinating.

1086
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:05,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, dude, and the cab driver hilarious telling stories

1087
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:07,799
Speaker 1: about Ireland. We're all talking, you know what I mean,

1088
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:10,200
Speaker 1: like talking to these people that barely speak English because

1089
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:12,640
Speaker 1: they're from Norway. They live up in the mountains. They

1090
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:16,239
Speaker 1: cross country ski, they do the downhill skiing. They do

1091
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:18,319
Speaker 1: it all. The husband does a lot more than the wife,

1092
00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:21,399
Speaker 1: but she does. They have a couple sons. They're out

1093
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:24,719
Speaker 1: of the house now, they're in college. They're about they

1094
00:50:24,719 --> 00:50:26,320
Speaker 1: were gonna go visit their one of their sons the

1095
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:29,800
Speaker 1: next weekend. Just having a great conversation talking about cold Play.

1096
00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:33,120
Speaker 1: They loved it. It was a great concert. And we

1097
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:36,120
Speaker 1: start pulling into the airport and we're talking about who's

1098
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:39,560
Speaker 1: gonna pay, and the lady is like, you guys, don't

1099
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:41,319
Speaker 1: worry about it. We'll pay for it. You know, you

1100
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:42,040
Speaker 1: guys are good.

1101
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:44,920
Speaker 3: It's fake wallet grab and.

1102
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:46,960
Speaker 1: The husband's like, yeah, I'll put I got a credit card,

1103
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:50,200
Speaker 1: don't worry about it. And the cab driver's like, cash

1104
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:54,239
Speaker 1: is king and we're like what. He goes, I only

1105
00:50:54,280 --> 00:51:01,640
Speaker 1: take cash. Yeah, bitcoin, And I'm like and the Norway

1106
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:03,239
Speaker 1: people look at each other. He looks back at her

1107
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:04,560
Speaker 1: and she looks at him. She goes, I don't have

1108
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:05,960
Speaker 1: any Do you guys have cash?

1109
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:06,680
Speaker 4: What's the money?

1110
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:12,000
Speaker 1: I guess it's you euros and he goes, I only

1111
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:13,520
Speaker 1: have a credit card. In the cab driver goes, I

1112
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:17,200
Speaker 1: don't take I don't take credit card, and they look

1113
00:51:17,239 --> 00:51:19,560
Speaker 1: at me and I go, I got cash, and he goes, good, good.

1114
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:22,160
Speaker 1: I go, yeah, I got American cash and the guy goes, no,

1115
00:51:22,239 --> 00:51:24,440
Speaker 1: that's not any good. I need I need euros. I

1116
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:28,920
Speaker 1: need cash. And we're like and he goes, cash is

1117
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,040
Speaker 1: king here. I don't have time for credit cards.

1118
00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:32,840
Speaker 3: So what did you do you get the sore losers

1119
00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:34,040
Speaker 3: fantasy cash out?

1120
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:37,040
Speaker 1: Dude, I don't have any euros. I don't have anything.

1121
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:39,279
Speaker 3: We're like ray that paid for a lot of the truth.

1122
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:43,239
Speaker 1: He said, no, he goes, they take forty percent if

1123
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:46,759
Speaker 1: you use credit card. I don't take credit card. And

1124
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:48,000
Speaker 1: this is when it's getting awkward.

1125
00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:50,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks for your system of checks and balances.

1126
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:51,560
Speaker 4: I just needed a ride.

1127
00:51:51,719 --> 00:51:54,120
Speaker 1: The lady the Norway ladies like but at the hotel,

1128
00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:57,040
Speaker 1: they said you take credit and he goes, well, they

1129
00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:58,320
Speaker 1: lied to you. I don't take credit.

1130
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:01,960
Speaker 3: Did she really sound like that? She they.

1131
00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:05,919
Speaker 1: Hotels say you take cash, dude.

1132
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:07,799
Speaker 3: Your boys must have been so dominant there.

1133
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:10,839
Speaker 1: And we're just like, uh, and we're looking at each other.

1134
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:13,120
Speaker 1: My wife's in the middle, the ladies on the right side.

1135
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:15,200
Speaker 1: I'm on the left side, and I look yank and

1136
00:52:15,239 --> 00:52:17,040
Speaker 1: I said, I don't know if he's joking, and lady goes,

1137
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:21,560
Speaker 1: I don't either. I don't either, and he's like, and

1138
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:24,319
Speaker 1: the guy in the front is the Norway guy goes,

1139
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:28,880
Speaker 1: I go to the cash out thing and he goes, no,

1140
00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:31,680
Speaker 1: I don't have time for that. I'm very busy. You

1141
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:33,520
Speaker 1: can give me jewelry or you can give me cash.

1142
00:52:33,719 --> 00:52:37,520
Speaker 3: All right, get out the ap and I'm like, oh

1143
00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:38,560
Speaker 3: my god.

1144
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:41,200
Speaker 1: And the Norway they's like, you guys, just go ahead

1145
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:42,839
Speaker 1: and get out and we'll just we'll figure it out.

1146
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:46,239
Speaker 1: She goes, I guess I'll just be the hostage. Why

1147
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:51,319
Speaker 1: my husband goes for it, and she goes, you guys

1148
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:52,960
Speaker 1: have three kids to get home to. You guys just

1149
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:53,560
Speaker 1: go just.

1150
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:55,879
Speaker 4: Go You're right, you guys only have two college.

1151
00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:59,040
Speaker 1: And the the cab driver's like, no, no one gets

1152
00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:02,600
Speaker 1: out till I get cash, jewelry, what about sex? And

1153
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:04,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, we got credit. Man.

1154
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:06,239
Speaker 3: They say this, they say on the road you either

1155
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:08,799
Speaker 3: give ass, grass or cash.

1156
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:10,040
Speaker 4: Did you have any of those three?

1157
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:15,040
Speaker 1: I had ass, I didn't have grass, and I was

1158
00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:16,840
Speaker 1: just like, man, it was such a fun ride.

1159
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:18,560
Speaker 4: Can I interest you in some skag?

1160
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:21,479
Speaker 1: So we're just sitting there at the like drop off,

1161
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:23,319
Speaker 1: and he has the he hits lock on the door.

1162
00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:29,840
Speaker 1: I hit unlock and I'm like, I'm looking at my

1163
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:31,719
Speaker 1: wife and luckily she didn't bring her wedding ring.

1164
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:33,800
Speaker 4: Why would that matter?

1165
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:35,200
Speaker 1: Because he wanted jewelry?

1166
00:53:35,239 --> 00:53:39,400
Speaker 3: You mother, Oh, I thought you like, I don't know,

1167
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:41,400
Speaker 3: like he thought he was going to guy to hit

1168
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:41,680
Speaker 3: on her.

1169
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:44,320
Speaker 1: No, he wanted jewelry. And if he would have seen jewelry,

1170
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:48,839
Speaker 1: he said, that'll do. And we're all and he goes,

1171
00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:50,440
Speaker 1: you see all those people over there, they're waiting for

1172
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:51,839
Speaker 1: a cab. I don't have time for this.

1173
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:54,960
Speaker 3: At what point are you thinking you're gonna get ballgagged?

1174
00:53:56,200 --> 00:54:00,920
Speaker 1: About the time he hit lock on the doors, and

1175
00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:03,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm ready to make a run for it.

1176
00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:04,839
Speaker 1: I'm ready to just leave my suitcase. I don't give

1177
00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:08,160
Speaker 1: a damn like, keep my clothes, bud, I'm out, Like,

1178
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:10,920
Speaker 1: I don't give a shit. Well, I mean, what do

1179
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:12,200
Speaker 1: you want me to do? He wouldn't letting me out

1180
00:54:12,239 --> 00:54:15,440
Speaker 1: the damn cab? Like he's not letting us.

1181
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:17,919
Speaker 3: He's telling us we can't get out of the cab, right.

1182
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:21,080
Speaker 3: But if you start running, that's when you just committed fraud.

1183
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:24,920
Speaker 1: I understand that. But then I'm like, he's kidnapping me.

1184
00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:27,080
Speaker 4: Are you yelling this to police?

1185
00:54:27,719 --> 00:54:31,680
Speaker 1: The damn windows are rolled up, man, and we're we're

1186
00:54:31,719 --> 00:54:37,400
Speaker 1: all just looking up. I'm just looking at each other.

1187
00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:39,200
Speaker 1: And my wife is starting to freak out. She's starting

1188
00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:41,839
Speaker 1: to pay Oh you think, dude, And I'm just like, oh, dude,

1189
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:43,359
Speaker 1: I don't know. And I showed the dude my walls,

1190
00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:44,560
Speaker 1: like here you go want something of this? He goes,

1191
00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:45,640
Speaker 1: that doesn't do me any good.

1192
00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:47,760
Speaker 4: Well, you had nothing.

1193
00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:50,520
Speaker 1: I had American cash in there. He goes. That doesn't

1194
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:55,080
Speaker 1: mean no good. He goes, this is unacceptable. What about watches?

1195
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:59,200
Speaker 1: You guys have wings? Okays, you and your wife travel

1196
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:02,080
Speaker 1: without any jewelry on. Yes, she may have a couple

1197
00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:04,120
Speaker 1: of earrings in, but she's nothing and.

1198
00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:07,520
Speaker 3: How modest in a world where everybody tries to show out.

1199
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:13,440
Speaker 1: And finally, after about eight minutes of sitting there, he goes, okay,

1200
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:15,200
Speaker 1: twenty dollars eats credit card and he pulls out his

1201
00:55:15,239 --> 00:55:20,440
Speaker 1: credit card machine and I was just like what And

1202
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:22,960
Speaker 1: we got out of the cab and the Norway people

1203
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:25,080
Speaker 1: and we all like what was that. You guys are

1204
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:26,759
Speaker 1: like hugging and They're like, hey, guys, have to say

1205
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:28,239
Speaker 1: flight were out of here. We made it.

1206
00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:30,040
Speaker 3: Did you try to grab his wife? No?

1207
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:32,480
Speaker 1: No, no, but we did. Hey, we did hug being

1208
00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:34,640
Speaker 1: like I thought we were in trouble. She goes, She goes,

1209
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:36,520
Speaker 1: I thought we're gonna be hostages forever.

1210
00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:38,680
Speaker 3: Did the Norway husband hug your wife?

1211
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:42,120
Speaker 1: Yeah? He was like your girl, He goes, I'm glad

1212
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:42,839
Speaker 1: we got out of there.

1213
00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:44,920
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1214
00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:46,560
Speaker 4: Right, it was like eight minutes in heaven.

1215
00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:47,560
Speaker 3: For him, it was.

1216
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:49,919
Speaker 1: Eight minutes of the most awkward moments of my life.

1217
00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:52,040
Speaker 1: Just send them. Oh my god, I'm I'm gonna I'm

1218
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:53,440
Speaker 1: gonna die in Ireland.

1219
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:56,080
Speaker 3: The way you were saying it the dialogue, it sounded

1220
00:55:56,080 --> 00:55:58,000
Speaker 3: like the Norway chick was kind of hitting on you,

1221
00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:00,520
Speaker 3: like is he kidding? And then you were going back

1222
00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:02,840
Speaker 3: with him and her, and then it sounded like the

1223
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:05,080
Speaker 3: other guy was kind of feeling your wife.

1224
00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:08,640
Speaker 1: No. He kept looking back going like throwing his hands up,

1225
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:10,560
Speaker 1: like what do we do? What do we do? And

1226
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:12,239
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know, and his wife's like,

1227
00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:15,319
Speaker 1: I can stay in here while you go, and he goes,

1228
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:16,560
Speaker 1: I don't I'm a busy man.

1229
00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:18,200
Speaker 4: She was being a trooper she's gonna take it.

1230
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:21,720
Speaker 1: She was going to sacrifice herself, dude. She was willing

1231
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:24,960
Speaker 1: to volunteer his tribute so we could catch our flight

1232
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:26,879
Speaker 1: and whatever happened, and then we would never know because

1233
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:27,719
Speaker 1: we didn't get their number.

1234
00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:29,360
Speaker 4: He knew it was gonna happen to him.

1235
00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:30,879
Speaker 1: He was gonna dump him in.

1236
00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:34,800
Speaker 3: A freaking She was going to offer ass, grass or cash.

1237
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:35,120
Speaker 4: Dude.

1238
00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:38,560
Speaker 3: That's always the thing internationally. Man, how do you think

1239
00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:44,680
Speaker 3: we got the boat ride? Man?

1240
00:56:44,760 --> 00:56:47,279
Speaker 1: It was a it was a it was a rough one.

1241
00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:47,440
Speaker 3: Man.

1242
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:52,120
Speaker 1: Hey, let me tell you that was Those were the

1243
00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:53,879
Speaker 1: My wife when she listened back to the post, she goes,

1244
00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:56,040
Speaker 1: you didn't talk about the shark, and you didn't talk

1245
00:56:56,040 --> 00:56:57,320
Speaker 1: about us getting kidnapped.

1246
00:56:57,560 --> 00:57:00,640
Speaker 4: Oh no, we got the lava story about a pick show.

1247
00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:02,920
Speaker 1: You're right. And I was like, you're right. I will

1248
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:04,959
Speaker 1: bring it back up. I will tell it, because she goes,

1249
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:06,920
Speaker 1: that was the scariest moment of my life. I've never

1250
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:10,000
Speaker 1: been so scared. I've never been held captive in another country.

1251
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:12,480
Speaker 4: Especially internationally. That's what makes it really scary.

1252
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:14,600
Speaker 1: It's not like you're in America. This is I mean,

1253
00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:16,320
Speaker 1: what if he just decided, you know what, and just

1254
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:18,440
Speaker 1: drove right out of the airport. No one would know

1255
00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:19,200
Speaker 1: where we were.

1256
00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:23,640
Speaker 3: We were would have known and come and found you. Man,

1257
00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:25,680
Speaker 3: that whole store Loser's Nation had your back.

1258
00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:27,520
Speaker 1: No, no, you guys didn't know I was going to

1259
00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:29,280
Speaker 1: be in Dublin and that this cat. We got in

1260
00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:32,080
Speaker 1: this guy's cab and he drove us, and he got

1261
00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:33,840
Speaker 1: us to the airport and then decided, you know what, No,

1262
00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:35,440
Speaker 1: let's go somewhere else.

1263
00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:38,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you didn't post any pictures, we didn't know

1264
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:40,000
Speaker 3: where the shit you were.

1265
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:41,600
Speaker 1: You're right, I did.

1266
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:43,400
Speaker 3: You didn't leave a paper trail.

1267
00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:47,600
Speaker 1: Speaking of paper trail, the Texas bet has been canceled.

1268
00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:51,560
Speaker 1: The Texas Longhorns to win the national title has been canceled.

1269
00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:54,360
Speaker 3: Oh but you already increased the odds and made everybody

1270
00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:55,600
Speaker 3: two hundred dollars.

1271
00:57:55,480 --> 00:58:00,240
Speaker 1: Uh, canceled the bet, refunded everybody their money. Proxy bets

1272
00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:02,640
Speaker 1: are not legal in the state of Tennessee, so venmo

1273
00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:07,280
Speaker 1: the money back bet off, genius bet off. There you go,

1274
00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:12,280
Speaker 1: Happy birthday kid, And you want my research I did

1275
00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:14,000
Speaker 1: during the Big Show. Yeah, you're gonna give it to

1276
00:58:14,080 --> 00:58:16,439
Speaker 1: us on Friday's pod Ray is gonna tell you.

1277
00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:20,760
Speaker 3: Who I just did the research during the whole Big Show.

1278
00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:23,560
Speaker 1: I know, but we were trying to keep these to

1279
00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:24,240
Speaker 1: forty minutes.

1280
00:58:25,720 --> 00:58:27,760
Speaker 3: So fine, I'll do more research at the Big Show

1281
00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:28,240
Speaker 3: on Friday.

1282
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:32,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, he will tell us some big information on Friday.

1283
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:35,960
Speaker 1: He's been doing it. Have a great week Wednesday.

1284
00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:38,640
Speaker 3: It's a sports bat, guys. That's that's the hint.

1285
00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:42,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, and uh Bills Dolphins tomorrow night. I mean, I

1286
00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:45,560
Speaker 1: don't know who enjoy it Thursday night football? Anything else?

1287
00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:47,800
Speaker 4: Ray Dolphins.

1288
00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:53,640
Speaker 1: Bill's no mustard maybe ah and a Josh Allen has

1289
00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:55,560
Speaker 1: a hurt hand, but it's his non throwing hand. It's

1290
00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:57,800
Speaker 1: only one week end of the season and he's already

1291
00:58:57,960 --> 00:59:00,160
Speaker 1: got injuries because he runs the ball to damn.

1292
00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:01,960
Speaker 4: You guys, think you had a busy week.

1293
00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:04,959
Speaker 3: Tyreek arrested on Sunday, played a game on Sunday, scored

1294
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:06,160
Speaker 3: a touchdown.

1295
00:59:06,160 --> 00:59:09,720
Speaker 1: Got rearrested in the game, and then by Jalen want

1296
00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:11,480
Speaker 1: A Wattle arrested him in the game.

1297
00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:14,920
Speaker 3: His own teammate celebration, went to practice all week and

1298
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:16,800
Speaker 3: now has another game tomorrow night.

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00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:18,680
Speaker 4: That's busy and.

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00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:20,959
Speaker 1: That's why you gotta bet him first person to score

1301
00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:25,280
Speaker 1: first TD scored Tyreek Hill. Tomorrow night, Dolphins are gonna

1302
00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:26,720
Speaker 1: feed him. They're gonna prove a point. Be like, you

1303
00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:28,600
Speaker 1: know what, you want to mess with Tyreek? This if

1304
00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:29,920
Speaker 1: he wanted to run from you, guys, this is how

1305
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:30,720
Speaker 1: fast he would have ran.

1306
00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:32,800
Speaker 3: How did your Aaron, Judge, do you hit a home run?

1307
00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:33,400
Speaker 1: Bett?

1308
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:37,880
Speaker 3: Because he's gone fourteen games without hitting a home run.

1309
00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:39,240
Speaker 3: He's high cold.

1310
00:59:39,560 --> 00:59:41,960
Speaker 4: He hasn't hit a home run since the fourth of July.

1311
00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:47,520
Speaker 3: Ohtani's govin for you. Seventeen games left, Otani's five back

1312
00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:51,120
Speaker 3: in the home run race. It is cooled off significantly.

1313
00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:53,880
Speaker 3: Otani got two home runs last week. Judge hasn't got

1314
00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:55,000
Speaker 3: won since. Uh.

1315
00:59:55,160 --> 00:59:56,960
Speaker 4: I believe Clinton was in office.

1316
00:59:57,400 --> 00:59:59,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Happy Wednesday, guys. We out.

1317
01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:03,400
Speaker 3: And to all those of nine to eleven who lost

1318
01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:07,000
Speaker 3: their lives, the heroes, yeap. Look up the story about

1319
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:12,360
Speaker 3: Adam Scheffler. I believe Scheffler. Believe he's somewhat connected in

1320
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:12,680
Speaker 3: a way.

1321
01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:14,120
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, I didn't know that.

1322
01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:16,920
Speaker 3: I believe he married one of the widows who lost

1323
01:00:16,920 --> 01:00:20,280
Speaker 3: her husband during nine to eleven. Really, and he rebrought

1324
01:00:20,280 --> 01:00:23,560
Speaker 3: her love of life and so much enthusiasm. We see

1325
01:00:23,560 --> 01:00:25,439
Speaker 3: it every Sunday when he gives you your breaking news

1326
01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:27,240
Speaker 3: on a guy getting you know.

1327
01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:30,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, it does blow my mind, that twenty three year

1328
01:00:30,600 --> 01:00:34,959
Speaker 1: old like it's been like people that were not even

1329
01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:37,200
Speaker 1: born yet that we can drink.

1330
01:00:37,720 --> 01:00:41,160
Speaker 4: Okay, but does it feel like it was twenty years ago?

1331
01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:43,800
Speaker 1: No, yes, it does, yeah kind of.

1332
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:45,680
Speaker 4: I mean I was at physics class in high school.

1333
01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:48,360
Speaker 4: I was in I was in Michigan.

1334
01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:52,200
Speaker 3: Dude, dude, that seems worlds away. I moved to Texas, that,

1335
01:00:52,280 --> 01:00:54,480
Speaker 3: I moved to Nashville, then I moved to downtown, then

1336
01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:56,160
Speaker 3: I moved the West side, then I moved to the

1337
01:00:56,200 --> 01:00:58,240
Speaker 3: north side. Sinsan ray Mundo, I got two point two

1338
01:00:58,280 --> 01:01:00,000
Speaker 3: acres bro. That seems like fifty years ago.

1339
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:02,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I was at Sage Hollow Apartments in

1340
01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:08,120
Speaker 1: San Antonio. It ten and four to ten, and Alicia Bacon,

1341
01:01:08,160 --> 01:01:11,480
Speaker 1: who was at Trinity University called me. She was looking

1342
01:01:11,480 --> 01:01:13,840
Speaker 1: for John, who is her boyfriend at the time or

1343
01:01:13,880 --> 01:01:15,919
Speaker 1: maybe ex boyfriend now they had to be I don't

1344
01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:18,640
Speaker 1: know what they were, but she called and she's like, hey,

1345
01:01:18,640 --> 01:01:20,880
Speaker 1: where's John. I was like, he's at class. She's like,

1346
01:01:20,920 --> 01:01:23,080
Speaker 1: you got to turn on the TV. And so that's

1347
01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:25,320
Speaker 1: when I saw it because Alicia Bacon called me. Yes,

1348
01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:28,280
Speaker 1: she is Shane Bacon's brother, the announcer that covers like

1349
01:01:28,320 --> 01:01:31,320
Speaker 1: the US open the for like Fox and all that,

1350
01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:33,240
Speaker 1: and he has a podcast, don't know what it's called,

1351
01:01:33,280 --> 01:01:37,360
Speaker 1: but yeah, of Longview, Texas. She's the one that informed me,

1352
01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:39,520
Speaker 1: and I was like, dang, that is just and I

1353
01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:42,680
Speaker 1: remember seeing the second plane hit the tower whenever I

1354
01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:45,560
Speaker 1: turned on the TV. And then I went to class

1355
01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:48,960
Speaker 1: because for some reason, my professor didn't cancel class. It

1356
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:51,600
Speaker 1: was drugs in Society, where you got to learn all

1357
01:01:51,600 --> 01:01:55,120
Speaker 1: about different types of drugs, and he goes, we're not

1358
01:01:55,160 --> 01:01:56,920
Speaker 1: really going to do much today, but since you know,

1359
01:01:56,960 --> 01:01:59,400
Speaker 1: I just didn't have time to cancel it before class,

1360
01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:01,680
Speaker 1: and if you guys were driving up here or you know,

1361
01:02:01,720 --> 01:02:04,080
Speaker 1: already on campus, I didn't want to waste your day

1362
01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:06,560
Speaker 1: of not having class. So I was like, well, so

1363
01:02:06,560 --> 01:02:08,120
Speaker 1: we're not going to do anything, so why didn't you

1364
01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:09,680
Speaker 1: just cancel class? It was real weird, So we only

1365
01:02:09,720 --> 01:02:10,840
Speaker 1: stayed in there for like thirty minutes.

1366
01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:13,560
Speaker 4: Taught us about skag right, No, I think we.

1367
01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:20,400
Speaker 1: Were doing cocaine that day. Yeah,