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Speaker 1: the prop you up. Now, this is a tradition. I
Speaker 1: used to do this on the radio, but we moved
Speaker 1: it over to the magical world of podcasting. And the
Speaker 1: Super Bowl is all about the props. It's all about
Speaker 1: the props, and they call them the ones that are
Speaker 1: good are the exotics, the exotic bets and for the
Speaker 1: Super Bowl. And there's a million different versions of this.
Speaker 1: You can get them all over the place. I selected
Speaker 1: some that stood out to me, uh and uh, and
Speaker 1: I like, you know, the obviously I'm talking about on
Speaker 1: the radio here, so I like these, but the the
Speaker 1: super exotic bets for Super Bowl fifty five. Super Bowl
Speaker 1: fifty five, Now there's there's the traditional ones. What color
Speaker 1: liquid will be poured on the game winning coach after
Speaker 1: the game. That's been around for forever, and usually it's
Speaker 1: it's either clear because it's like water, or it's a
Speaker 1: blue color that's you although blues like plus eight under
Speaker 1: orange is actually the face read it? Plus one fifty
Speaker 1: is that because that's the main color of the gatorade
Speaker 1: they use, And I'm not sure how I assume that's
Speaker 1: how that is? Red is second? Lime? Green? Yellow? What
Speaker 1: is your what is your favorite color of a sports
Speaker 1: drink beverage? Uh? Man, I think it's mixed. Powerade is blue,
Speaker 1: Gatorade is red, So power raide in gatorade you would do?
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, yeah? Who will win? By the way, I'm
Speaker 1: going with clear on that? Just to be clear, I'm
Speaker 1: going with clear on that. You want in on that
Speaker 1: and you wanna, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go red, Okay,
Speaker 1: red plus one sixty five. I'm getting value on clear
Speaker 1: at plus six just ice water. I want just ice
Speaker 1: water poured on Andy Reid after the game. Who will
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl? Fifty five? M v P mentioned first?
Speaker 1: This is another staple of the exotic bets for the
Speaker 1: Super Bowl. Uh The first answer is teammates. The second
Speaker 1: answer would be God, and then you've got family or
Speaker 1: family members like, um, you know, mom, dad, you know.
Speaker 1: The one of those deals city is also their coach owner.
Speaker 1: And then the other possibility, which is plus six hundred
Speaker 1: is the Super Bowl. M v P does not mentioned
Speaker 1: any of the above. Is it possible to do a
Speaker 1: grab bass interview after a Super Bowl and not mentioned
Speaker 1: your teammates, god, family, the city, the coach, or the owner.
Speaker 1: I don't know that you can possibly do that, but
Speaker 1: if there is a way that is a possible, you
Speaker 1: can bet on it. I think. Okay, if you're looking
Speaker 1: at quarterbacks to be the Super Bowl m v P,
Speaker 1: I think Brady goes with Gazelle and his family first,
Speaker 1: or his mom and dad. You could do the mom
Speaker 1: and dad ever, but every time he does something in
Speaker 1: post game, it's always with the family, all right. Uh, well,
Speaker 1: and somebody's gonna have to keep track of us. We
Speaker 1: will any player be ejected for throwing a punch or fighting? No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: that's not not gonna would be fun if it did,
Speaker 1: be good talk, right, but and I don't see that happy. Well,
Speaker 1: here's the double doink exotic prop. Will either kicker, hit
Speaker 1: the upright or crossbar on a missed field goal or
Speaker 1: extra point. I think yes, I think Ryan suck Up
Speaker 1: has the potential to do that. Well, I'll have any
Speaker 1: kicker has the potential. I'm gonna go no, though, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go no because I don't think there'll be that
Speaker 1: many field goal attempts. I'd like to think there's not
Speaker 1: gonna be that many field goal attempts. Now the you
Speaker 1: know the point after the extra point at tip. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's obviously gonna be some of those. But I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go no. Uh. Let's see what will happen first in
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl on a Sunday, A sack or a touchdown?
Speaker 1: Go sack? Yeah, I go sack on that. One touchdown
Speaker 1: is actually a minus favorite. Wow, here's another weird one.
Speaker 1: How many times will the Chain Gang have to come
Speaker 1: out in the field for a measurement? What's the what's
Speaker 1: the over over under his one and a half? Oh um,
Speaker 1: I'm take the over on that. I'll take the over,
Speaker 1: but it's plus one thirty. All it has to happen
Speaker 1: is twice. Yeah, you know, could I play the first quarter?
Speaker 1: Could be a player? You know, they got the rest
Speaker 1: of the game to get one more. I'm gonna go under,
Speaker 1: just a big you would you would go under? Will
Speaker 1: any touchdown be overturned by replay? Yes is plus one
Speaker 1: eight five. I will agree with you. This is a
Speaker 1: thing the NFL likes to do quite a bit. Uh.
Speaker 1: They seem to do this every other week. There's once
Speaker 1: So I'll take the chances on that. Will any player
Speaker 1: exit the game and not return to this Super Bowl
Speaker 1: because of a concussion? Yes is plus two seventy five.
Speaker 1: I like the value on yes. No is minus one
Speaker 1: minus four fifty. I'm gonna go yes on that too.
Speaker 1: So much hype, so much adrenaline, any of the potential
Speaker 1: with big playmakers that are small like Antonio Brown, Tyreek
Speaker 1: Hill and even Kelsey like they take a shot, they're done. Well,
Speaker 1: here's one for you, guess n the prop the exotic
Speaker 1: prop for you will how will Sarah Thomas wear her hair?
Speaker 1: Ponytail or in the hat? About the acronym d G
Speaker 1: a F Look that up. If you don't know what
Speaker 1: it is, that is uh, that is outstanding, that is
Speaker 1: uh how yeah, exactly, I don't know who kill ponytail
Speaker 1: ponytails of minus five hundred, you're better off bag plus
Speaker 1: three hundred because that's the in the hat in that
Speaker 1: but I think she the ponytail works because uh for
Speaker 1: for a lot of reasons. For let's just leave it
Speaker 1: a lot of reasons. I will uh see, will Tom
Speaker 1: Brady attempt to high five an official no? No, no?
Speaker 1: What will Annie Reid's mask design be a and the
Speaker 1: options are here a Chief's branded logo, Well that's got
Speaker 1: to be the one single color no logo or Hawaiian
Speaker 1: theme Hawaiian themed plus seven? Then the exactly have If
Speaker 1: the Buccaneers win the coin toss, what will they do? Right? Uh?
Speaker 1: Meaning when they were defer receiving the same thing goes
Speaker 1: for the Chiefs on I think I think they both defer. Well,
Speaker 1: the Brady book was always with the patres with Belichick
Speaker 1: was always to defer. You want the ball to start
Speaker 1: the second half, So I'll say, why not all of
Speaker 1: your Chiefs? It is tempting to just put my homes
Speaker 1: out there and run down the field and score touchdown
Speaker 1: and force put the pressure on Brady to keep up
Speaker 1: with Mahomes. In the track meat situation, what will the
Speaker 1: primary color of bruce Arians flat cap be? You got red, white, gray, black,
Speaker 1: I'd have to go back and look at what hass
Speaker 1: Hee's I guess the red is the favorite. I'll go white.
Speaker 1: I'll go aren't the Bucks? Are they wearing white? I
Speaker 1: think they are right in the super Bowl? Go yeah,
Speaker 1: I was gonna say they're white or gray? Alright, some
Speaker 1: of the other they have the broadcast props. He's are
Speaker 1: the ones regarding the TV broadcast, which is on CBS.
Speaker 1: Right with Tony Romo and Jim Nance. How many times
Speaker 1: will Joe Biden be mentioned over under one? Over for sure?
Speaker 1: Because he's doing a halftime I think he's doing a
Speaker 1: halftime Q and yeah, oh well that's guaranteed coming up
Speaker 1: at halftime, Joe Biden. We wake up the president for
Speaker 1: a halftime. Uh, sleepy Joe will be joining us from
Speaker 1: his bed. How many times will Roger Goodell be shown
Speaker 1: over under one and a half over? I think it's
Speaker 1: gonna be shown twice. They'll be shown once either prior
Speaker 1: to kickoffer or when the game first starts and then
Speaker 1: postcame go under, go under. How many times will Bill
Speaker 1: Belichick be mentioned over under one? I'll go over over
Speaker 1: for sure. You gotta be over. There's a lot of
Speaker 1: angles to this with Belichick and if the game drags
Speaker 1: at some point, they gotta have filler. How many times
Speaker 1: will Gazelle Muncheon be shown? I'll go over over one
Speaker 1: and a half. That told us. I'm let's say under
Speaker 1: nah over over because if Brady plays well, boom highlight
Speaker 1: showed Giselle. After Brady throws touchdown, Brady throws interception, boom
Speaker 1: cut to Giselle. Right, it's obvious right there. It's it's
Speaker 1: a cookie cutter TV paint by numbers. Just show the
Speaker 1: kids instead, it's better TV. What will we mentioned first?
Speaker 1: Tom Brady's tenth Super Bowl or Tom Brady's age ton
Speaker 1: super Bowl? That is the favorite at mius one ninety,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna go age. I'm gonna say Tom Brady
Speaker 1: here at age forty three playing in his tenth Super Bowl.
Speaker 1: Boom done. See technically they threw the age out there
Speaker 1: before the number of Super Bowls? All right now? Uh.
Speaker 1: During the Biden Super Bowl interview, which he referenced what
Speaker 1: will be said first by President Biden? The Bucks or
Speaker 1: Buccaneers or the Chiefs? Which team will be mentioned first?
Speaker 1: The Jets? The Jets is like an Eagles fan or
Speaker 1: something like that. I don't know a Delaware. I know
Speaker 1: you used to go the Phillies invited him and he
Speaker 1: used to play in media games at the at the
Speaker 1: stadium or no he not even mean it was the
Speaker 1: Capital game, but the Phillies sent him a uniform. That
Speaker 1: that's right, that's right. I'm just the Capital base. I'm
Speaker 1: not saying he's a band wagoner. So I'll think he
Speaker 1: goes with Kansas City on this. Yeah, plus Brady connected
Speaker 1: to Trump, you know, so oh yeah, if he remembers.
Speaker 1: All right, let's see here, uh with Biden super Bowl interview.
Speaker 1: What will be mentioned first by Biden? You have pandemic,
Speaker 1: unity healing, and the long shot is in peach. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta go pandemic. That's I'm gonna go. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go unity. Please, Uh, pandemic. It's got to be pandemic.
Speaker 1: Be shocked if it's not pandemic, because the first question,
Speaker 1: how do you think the NFL did it going through
Speaker 1: the pandemic season? Then he'll repeat it. Uh. The length
Speaker 1: of the Joe Biden interview over under it says two
Speaker 1: d and twenty nine and a half seconds. It's four
Speaker 1: minutes roughly. Yeah, Yeah, I'm gonna go I like that
Speaker 1: I like that they went all the way to you know,
Speaker 1: second by the second. Yeah, I'm gonna go under. I
Speaker 1: don't think he has that much gas. Uh. Well, you
Speaker 1: don't know how they taped it. You could have been
Speaker 1: taped over multiple periods of time. Yeah, I'm gonna go Uh,
Speaker 1: I'll go over, I'll go over. Will John Gruden be
Speaker 1: shown a clip from Super Bowl thirty seven, the last
Speaker 1: time the Buccaneers won the Super Bowl. We're in the
Speaker 1: super Bowl. Yeah, I think that's reasonable. Yeah, it's been
Speaker 1: a long time since the Bucks were in the super
Speaker 1: Bowl last time. Blah blah blah, blah blah. Which coach
Speaker 1: will we mentioned first? After kickoff? This is also a staple,
Speaker 1: Andy Reid or Bruce Arians, even money on both man
Speaker 1: on to the same. Doesn't this really depend on who
Speaker 1: gets the ball first? If the Chiefs get the ball,
Speaker 1: they cut to Andy Reid. If the Bucks get the ball,
Speaker 1: they cut the Bruce Arians. I'm gonna go I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go Bruce Arians first. So you think the Bucks will
Speaker 1: get the ball first because I think they go with
Speaker 1: a pregame interview with him. Here's another which coach will
Speaker 1: have their nostrils scene first during the game, Bruce arians, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a big nostril guy. Yeah, isn't that great in
Speaker 1: the in the mask the mask era, you you have
Speaker 1: to put a prop up on when we'll see someone's nose,
Speaker 1: When we'll see someone's nose. That's the world we're living
Speaker 1: in today. And I saw I saw a quote on
Speaker 1: the internet a couple of days ago, was like, I
Speaker 1: really want to go back to days where we could
Speaker 1: raw dog air raw dog air. You know, I just
Speaker 1: just not have to put a protective device on and
Speaker 1: just eat that air up, just go for it. How
Speaker 1: many times will Tony Romo mentioned his kids slash children
Speaker 1: over under half his are like Brady's or somebody's and
Speaker 1: I think he's I'm gonna go over. I could see him,
Speaker 1: you know, at some point, you know, Jim, I was
Speaker 1: talking to my you know, so and so. I was
Speaker 1: taking care of my so and so, and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go under. How many times will kindergarten be said over
Speaker 1: under a half, I'm gonna take over just because the
Speaker 1: oddsre plus four, dred knows minus seven. How many times
Speaker 1: will Joe Biden tweet during the game I don't know,
Speaker 1: zero during the game, zero I seriously doubt he watches
Speaker 1: the game. When will Sarah Thomas be mentioned during the broadcast?
Speaker 1: First half? Yeah, I agree with you it first half
Speaker 1: minus five. I wonder how many times she'll be shown?
Speaker 1: How many times will home field advantage be be said
Speaker 1: by Jim Nance under over one? I'll take the under.
Speaker 1: Jim Nance is pretty buttoned up. I don't see him
Speaker 1: wanting to say Queen Latif, even though she's old news
Speaker 1: at this point. But let's see here. What will we
Speaker 1: said first by Tony Romo and the options on this?
Speaker 1: You've got read penetration, blitz, a gap trick play read
Speaker 1: is plus one hundred, penetration plus two hundred. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go penetration. Yeah, feeling you were going to go down
Speaker 1: that down that road. What will be said mentioned first?
Speaker 1: Patrick Mahomes will be a father, daddy, he's having a kid,
Speaker 1: or Patrick Mahomes is engaged getting married, getting married, not
Speaker 1: go kid? Yeah, Patrick Mahomes a far other to be
Speaker 1: he's also getting married. Busy offseason coming up for Patrick Mahomes.
Speaker 1: Bull crap? Will baby goat be said in reference to
Speaker 1: Patrick Mahomes? Uh? No go? Knowing that don't see Nance
Speaker 1: saying that, Will Burger be said by Andy Reid, I'll
Speaker 1: go yes. Will Lebron be said during the broadcast, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go yes on that because Lebron will be tweeting
Speaker 1: during the game. I don't think the Lakers are playing
Speaker 1: during the game. I have to check on that. Um,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna go yes. At plus three, Lebron will
Speaker 1: say something and then you will somehow get back to
Speaker 1: Romo or nance and they will they will say it.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna I'm gonna go with that. You're gonna
Speaker 1: go knowing that. I mean, there's there's a bunch of
Speaker 1: other prop beds. I mean some of the other just
Speaker 1: a few other ones because we we don't have a
Speaker 1: ton of time here and we have to get to
Speaker 1: pop Quiz. You had crossover props like which will be
Speaker 1: higher Travis Kelsey receptions or the Kentucky Derby winning horse number,
Speaker 1: Like that's a fun one. Um another one, what will
Speaker 1: be higher Travis Kelsey receiving yards or the highest round
Speaker 1: score at the Masters? Mhm, does Kelsey? If Kelsey gets
Speaker 1: like a hundred and fifty yards, you'd say there's no
Speaker 1: way that someone's gonna go higher than that a professional
Speaker 1: golfer at the Masters. Yeah, those are intrigue. I don't
Speaker 1: know much about the horse number thing at the I
Speaker 1: know they're they're usually low numbers and all that. So
Speaker 1: I guess Chelsea is good for eight about eight receptions
Speaker 1: a game, So you're getting anything below anything above eight, right,
Speaker 1: which will we hire you? So I guess below you've
Speaker 1: got more value on that if the numbers are all low. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I alst's say a middle here for Kelsey. I think
Speaker 1: it gets anywhere from eighty to twenty yards in the game.
Speaker 1: Let's hear what will be higher? This is almost an
Speaker 1: outdated prop right now. What will be hired? Tom Brady
Speaker 1: passing yards? Or the Game's stop closing price on February five?
Speaker 1: Oh boy, well the game stop things gone way down? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean you if it's not there's a problem, right,
Speaker 1: Like it's as we are schmoozing away here in the
Speaker 1: Magic podcast box, the price of game stop stock is
Speaker 1: around fifty dollars. So it was a couple of days ago,
Speaker 1: was it four hundred dollars? And so it's gone down
Speaker 1: to fifty? Help you did you get out of that?
Speaker 1: By the way, But in that you were not involved.
Speaker 1: I thought you were in on that. You're not on
Speaker 1: the the Wall Street Bets page on Reddit, and okay,
Speaker 1: all right, anyway, all right, so that's the problem. We've
Speaker 1: got some time for pop quiz. We've got a few
Speaker 1: pop quiz questions here, which is very exciting, very very exciting.
Speaker 1: So these are things I found around the internet, and
Speaker 1: guest gons gonna play along. You can attempt to answer
Speaker 1: as you listen, and we'll see how you do. All right. Uh,
Speaker 1: let's see here, page down, page down. Twenty years ago,
Speaker 1: we did this almost half a dozen times a day.
Speaker 1: Now it's about twice a day on average. What is
Speaker 1: it make a phone call? That is absolutely right? Twenty
Speaker 1: years ago six phone calls a day? All right? About
Speaker 1: two thirds of us admit that we would be able
Speaker 1: to do this, uh simple repair. We would not be
Speaker 1: able to. We should be able to do the simple repair,
Speaker 1: but we don't know how to do it with our
Speaker 1: car change a flat tire? No, actually, will I replaced
Speaker 1: the windshill? Well, all you people are fucking terrible. I
Speaker 1: calm down, Chemosabi, calm down. About what in six people
Speaker 1: will call this person today? And I've called this person
Speaker 1: not today, but I have called this person quite a bit.
Speaker 1: One SI do do do do pharmacy? Due pharmacyts do?
Speaker 1: So you think that one in six people are on
Speaker 1: pharmaceuticals and need to call the pharmacy of people today
Speaker 1: will call themselves to try to find their phone. I
Speaker 1: don't know where my phone is. Let me try to
Speaker 1: locate I've done it. Everyone's done it. I don't know anyone.
Speaker 1: My wife does it three times a day. Everyone does it.
Speaker 1: I don't do it. That's bull crap. You do do it?
Speaker 1: You you're you're getting old. You're an old man. You're
Speaker 1: older than me. You forget your phone. About thirty of
Speaker 1: American households have this in the freezer. What is it? Um?
Speaker 1: Three out of ten? Uhla, I'm gonna say a water bottle.
Speaker 1: Water bottle, all right? That is incorrect. Ice cube tray.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I have that, the ice cube, ice cube tray.
Speaker 1: The I'm the ice guy, ice ice baby, all right.
Speaker 1: On average, On average, we spend just over forty minutes
Speaker 1: a day doing this. What is it? I do not,
Speaker 1: by the way, I am not in the I do
Speaker 1: not spend forty minutes a day doing going to the
Speaker 1: bathroom the bad when you get hemorrhoids. If you spent
Speaker 1: forty minutes going to the bathroom a day depends on
Speaker 1: what you eat, Yeah, you might as well. Just where
Speaker 1: depends if you spend forty minutes a day going there. No,
Speaker 1: the the answer is you actually gave the answer without
Speaker 1: realizing you're giving the answer. Eating forty minutes a day
Speaker 1: eating one of the great things about the inter minute
Speaker 1: fasting lifestyles. I do not spend forty minutes a day eating.
Speaker 1: You know, I spend a lot of times drink of water,
Speaker 1: But I don't spend forty minutes a day eating. Doesn't happen.
Speaker 1: A new survey claims ninety six of people by at
Speaker 1: least one of these every month, slight increase from nearly
Speaker 1: a decade ago. What are these people buying? Ship? Um?
Speaker 1: They're buying ship it? No, they're not buying ship um
Speaker 1: d D dude, toy paper. No pizza, Oh pizza. Good
Speaker 1: for a pizza once a month. I like to make
Speaker 1: my pies, you know, the Mallard pizza, the homemade Mallard
Speaker 1: pizzas A mazy pizza. Yeah, pizzas good. In over six
Speaker 1: thousand newborn babies had this in common COVID No born
Speaker 1: in a car? Oh, born in a car? Born in
Speaker 1: a car? Even people, you know, I can't make it
Speaker 1: in time. You know, kid wants to come out early.
Speaker 1: You know, Mom's in the back seat or whatever, the
Speaker 1: front seat doesn't matter. I can't make it to the hospital.
Speaker 1: Pop goes the baby. How many of those were made
Speaker 1: in the car? I'm gonna go over six thousand. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go over six thousand on that, all right? According
Speaker 1: to Bride's this is the worst place to propose. According
Speaker 1: to the worst place Sporting event. That is absolutely right.
Speaker 1: Sporting event is the worst place to propose. Did you
Speaker 1: see that graphic that Sports Plus sent out this week
Speaker 1: One of our guys, Mallar Militia guy, that he had
Speaker 1: the list of how much teams in baseball charge to
Speaker 1: have a proposal. It was crazy. It was absolutely insane.
Speaker 1: I was like, you gotta you gotta be kidding me here,
Speaker 1: Like it's it's craziness, man. It's like you know some
Speaker 1: teams that it's like, you know, fifty bucks whatever propose
Speaker 1: and then you have to do they give you the ring,
Speaker 1: same same organization that charges you like two or for
Speaker 1: a stupid cut out cardboard look of your well, that
Speaker 1: is I have the list and I have listened from you.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it's the podre on the Pirates. Pirates thirty
Speaker 1: nine bucks to propose if you want to get a
Speaker 1: proposal of the Pirates game that you could do that
Speaker 1: with a great background too though. You know you could
Speaker 1: do is you could go for um, you could do
Speaker 1: the Pirates, Braves, Rockies, and Red's for under two they're
Speaker 1: all the Reds, Rockies and Braves are fifty bucks. Pirates
Speaker 1: are thirty nine bucks bucks. And then you have the Dodgers.
Speaker 1: How do they sleep at night? It's embarrassing. That's great. See,
Speaker 1: when I was growing up, as always Dodges the brag
Speaker 1: the O'Malley family would brag about how their tickets were
Speaker 1: cheap and that, you know, everything was cheap, and you
Speaker 1: know it was a great family value. They can't do
Speaker 1: that anymore. That the ownership over the years has changed
Speaker 1: quite a bit. They are they are right in your
Speaker 1: wheelhouse financially, my good. All right. A new report says
Speaker 1: you'd find one of these products in more than half
Speaker 1: of American homes in the nineteen eighties, but now they're
Speaker 1: extremely rare. What are they a broom? Not something in
Speaker 1: the kitchen. Something in the kitchen, in the kitchen in
Speaker 1: can't be a blender? How about a cutting board? Uh? No?
Speaker 1: Air popcorn maker? Oh man, I was a long time Yeah,
Speaker 1: well because microwa. Yeah, they don't need it. There's no
Speaker 1: need to all right. I think that's is that good?
Speaker 1: I think that's that's good. All right, thank you all
Speaker 1: for listening. We appreciate We're gonna have an air mail
Speaker 1: bag tomorrow. Mail bag tomorrow. We'll try to go rapid
Speaker 1: fire on that. Have a wonderful rest of your Saturday,
Speaker 1: enjoy the day, and then Super Bowl Sunday right around
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