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So that 0:02:22.160 --> 0:02:24.360 made that basically makes it sound like you're a co 0:02:24.480 --> 0:02:28.120 star the fifth hour with no it's like the Tonight 0:02:28.160 --> 0:02:30.880 Show with Johnny Carson or the Late Late Show with 0:02:31.000 --> 0:02:33.640 David Letterman. He's alive. He's not doing the show anymore. 0:02:33.680 --> 0:02:36.280 But that's the fact when late night TV mattered before 0:02:36.320 --> 0:02:38.639 it sucks like it does now. But back when comedians 0:02:38.639 --> 0:02:41.120 were funny and just didn't deal jokes about Donald Trump. 0:02:41.360 --> 0:02:45.000 Back then, uh, they had you know, the big headline 0:02:45.120 --> 0:02:48.080 name of the show, and bam right after that with blank, 0:02:48.560 --> 0:02:52.359 I'm the blank, I'm the blank? Who Benny the Blank? 0:02:52.680 --> 0:02:58.160 Who was your favorite nighttime talk show host? I loved Letterman, 0:02:58.240 --> 0:03:02.240 but my I remember watching car with my parents. We would, 0:03:02.320 --> 0:03:03.560 you know, I'd stay up. I was a night our 0:03:03.639 --> 0:03:05.600 as a kid, and I remember have some fond memories 0:03:05.600 --> 0:03:09.520 of that. Uh so Carson, but but I was more 0:03:09.560 --> 0:03:12.600 of a I love Letterman before he became popular, Like 0:03:12.600 --> 0:03:14.919 he was doing this like really late show on NBC, 0:03:15.040 --> 0:03:18.520 and they used to drop crap off buildings into stupid, 0:03:19.000 --> 0:03:23.080 stupid things that we're not normally seen it on television 0:03:23.440 --> 0:03:26.600 and those in those days, and uh, and I love them, 0:03:26.600 --> 0:03:28.640 and that's where I I became big fans of Penn 0:03:28.639 --> 0:03:31.440 and Teller because they popped up on Letterman. I didn't 0:03:31.440 --> 0:03:33.040 know who the hell they were, but they were on there. 0:03:33.680 --> 0:03:35.400 There are a lot. Now, did you watch The Man 0:03:35.440 --> 0:03:41.120 Show when you were younger? Uh No, not not really. 0:03:41.200 --> 0:03:45.480 I I watched a little of it, but I kind 0:03:45.480 --> 0:03:46.840 of had a weird thing because I was I was 0:03:47.120 --> 0:03:49.480 at the time it was on. When did The Man Show? So? 0:03:49.520 --> 0:03:52.240 I think it started in the what was that the 0:03:52.280 --> 0:03:55.160 mid nineties or some little mid too late? Yeah, yeah. 0:03:55.320 --> 0:03:57.000 See the problem I had was I was already working 0:03:57.000 --> 0:04:00.360 in radio, and Corolla was and Jimmy Kimbel working at 0:04:00.440 --> 0:04:03.560 k Rock. They were both on the k Rock payroll, 0:04:03.600 --> 0:04:05.200 so like they were like fellow radio guys. So I 0:04:05.240 --> 0:04:08.360 was like, I can't watch, I can't watch. You know, 0:04:08.440 --> 0:04:12.000 these guys are radio slubs. I mean, what's going on 0:04:12.040 --> 0:04:14.360 with that? But that's the goal, right, go from radio 0:04:14.400 --> 0:04:17.000 to TV. It is great though The Man Show. See 0:04:17.000 --> 0:04:19.800 how their lives turned out. You know, past Man Show. 0:04:19.839 --> 0:04:24.760 You've got Adam Carolla, who's a conservative pundit right pretty much, 0:04:24.839 --> 0:04:28.120 and then you've got Jimmy Kimmel who's acan clutching liberal 0:04:29.600 --> 0:04:33.880 nut job. So it's an interesting, interesting juxtaposition how they 0:04:34.279 --> 0:04:37.160 ended up going and their friends. I assume they're still friends, right, 0:04:37.279 --> 0:04:40.320 And so they got a honest they morphed off from 0:04:40.320 --> 0:04:43.760 a show with women jumping around on trampolines in bikinis 0:04:43.800 --> 0:04:48.080 to now the the pearl clutching of yes of high 0:04:48.120 --> 0:04:52.840 mortal society. Here it's the stages of life and entertainment, right, 0:04:53.040 --> 0:04:56.240 stages of life and entertainment. Anyway, So let's get to 0:04:56.880 --> 0:04:59.719 the prop you up. Now, this is a tradition. I 0:04:59.760 --> 0:05:01.719 used to do this on the radio, but we moved 0:05:01.760 --> 0:05:06.800 it over to the magical world of podcasting. And the 0:05:06.839 --> 0:05:09.480 Super Bowl is all about the props. It's all about 0:05:09.560 --> 0:05:13.080 the props, and they call them the ones that are 0:05:13.120 --> 0:05:17.599 good are the exotics, the exotic bets and for the 0:05:17.640 --> 0:05:20.320 Super Bowl. And there's a million different versions of this. 0:05:20.480 --> 0:05:22.760 You can get them all over the place. I selected 0:05:22.800 --> 0:05:26.359 some that stood out to me, uh and uh, and 0:05:26.480 --> 0:05:28.760 I like, you know, the obviously I'm talking about on 0:05:28.800 --> 0:05:31.480 the radio here, so I like these, but the the 0:05:31.520 --> 0:05:39.000 super exotic bets for Super Bowl fifty five. Super Bowl 0:05:39.080 --> 0:05:43.440 fifty five, Now there's there's the traditional ones. What color 0:05:43.520 --> 0:05:46.800 liquid will be poured on the game winning coach after 0:05:46.839 --> 0:05:50.880 the game. That's been around for forever, and usually it's 0:05:50.920 --> 0:05:55.960 it's either clear because it's like water, or it's a 0:05:56.000 --> 0:05:58.840 blue color that's you although blues like plus eight under 0:05:58.880 --> 0:06:01.320 orange is actually the face read it? Plus one fifty 0:06:02.160 --> 0:06:04.360 is that because that's the main color of the gatorade 0:06:04.360 --> 0:06:07.200 they use, And I'm not sure how I assume that's 0:06:07.200 --> 0:06:10.880 how that is? Red is second? Lime? Green? Yellow? What 0:06:11.000 --> 0:06:14.600 is your what is your favorite color of a sports 0:06:14.680 --> 0:06:19.159 drink beverage? Uh? Man, I think it's mixed. Powerade is blue, 0:06:19.320 --> 0:06:23.600 Gatorade is red, So power raide in gatorade you would do? 0:06:23.720 --> 0:06:27.640 Uh yeah, yeah? Who will win? By the way, I'm 0:06:27.640 --> 0:06:29.760 going with clear on that? Just to be clear, I'm 0:06:29.760 --> 0:06:32.080 going with clear on that. You want in on that 0:06:32.279 --> 0:06:35.719 and you wanna, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go red, Okay, 0:06:35.720 --> 0:06:38.480 red plus one sixty five. I'm getting value on clear 0:06:38.640 --> 0:06:42.080 at plus six just ice water. I want just ice 0:06:42.120 --> 0:06:45.279 water poured on Andy Reid after the game. Who will 0:06:45.360 --> 0:06:47.760 the Super Bowl? Fifty five? M v P mentioned first? 0:06:47.800 --> 0:06:50.400 This is another staple of the exotic bets for the 0:06:50.440 --> 0:06:55.800 Super Bowl. Uh The first answer is teammates. The second 0:06:55.839 --> 0:07:01.120 answer would be God, and then you've got family or 0:07:01.680 --> 0:07:05.480 family members like, um, you know, mom, dad, you know. 0:07:05.520 --> 0:07:09.359 The one of those deals city is also their coach owner. 0:07:10.200 --> 0:07:13.120 And then the other possibility, which is plus six hundred 0:07:13.240 --> 0:07:15.520 is the Super Bowl. M v P does not mentioned 0:07:15.560 --> 0:07:18.920 any of the above. Is it possible to do a 0:07:18.960 --> 0:07:22.000 grab bass interview after a Super Bowl and not mentioned 0:07:22.400 --> 0:07:26.600 your teammates, god, family, the city, the coach, or the owner. 0:07:26.640 --> 0:07:28.040 I don't know that you can possibly do that, but 0:07:28.200 --> 0:07:30.040 if there is a way that is a possible, you 0:07:30.080 --> 0:07:33.480 can bet on it. I think. Okay, if you're looking 0:07:33.520 --> 0:07:35.320 at quarterbacks to be the Super Bowl m v P, 0:07:35.840 --> 0:07:38.480 I think Brady goes with Gazelle and his family first, 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:41.280 or his mom and dad. You could do the mom 0:07:41.280 --> 0:07:45.360 and dad ever, but every time he does something in 0:07:45.400 --> 0:07:49.800 post game, it's always with the family, all right. Uh, well, 0:07:49.840 --> 0:07:51.280 and somebody's gonna have to keep track of us. We 0:07:51.400 --> 0:07:56.960 will any player be ejected for throwing a punch or fighting? No, no, no, no, 0:07:57.000 --> 0:07:59.240 that's not not gonna would be fun if it did, 0:07:59.280 --> 0:08:02.440 be good talk, right, but and I don't see that happy. Well, 0:08:02.440 --> 0:08:06.360 here's the double doink exotic prop. Will either kicker, hit 0:08:06.440 --> 0:08:10.640 the upright or crossbar on a missed field goal or 0:08:10.680 --> 0:08:13.760 extra point. I think yes, I think Ryan suck Up 0:08:14.040 --> 0:08:16.840 has the potential to do that. Well, I'll have any 0:08:16.920 --> 0:08:19.240 kicker has the potential. I'm gonna go no, though, I'm 0:08:19.240 --> 0:08:21.160 gonna go no because I don't think there'll be that 0:08:21.200 --> 0:08:23.200 many field goal attempts. I'd like to think there's not 0:08:23.240 --> 0:08:25.800 gonna be that many field goal attempts. Now the you 0:08:25.840 --> 0:08:27.960 know the point after the extra point at tip. Yeah, 0:08:27.960 --> 0:08:29.920 there's obviously gonna be some of those. But I'm gonna 0:08:29.920 --> 0:08:33.240 go no. Uh. Let's see what will happen first in 0:08:33.280 --> 0:08:37.520 the Super Bowl on a Sunday, A sack or a touchdown? 0:08:40.080 --> 0:08:43.800 Go sack? Yeah, I go sack on that. One touchdown 0:08:43.880 --> 0:08:48.040 is actually a minus favorite. Wow, here's another weird one. 0:08:48.040 --> 0:08:50.320 How many times will the Chain Gang have to come 0:08:50.320 --> 0:08:53.120 out in the field for a measurement? What's the what's 0:08:53.120 --> 0:08:56.680 the over over under his one and a half? Oh um, 0:08:56.720 --> 0:09:00.760 I'm take the over on that. I'll take the over, 0:09:00.920 --> 0:09:04.720 but it's plus one thirty. All it has to happen 0:09:04.800 --> 0:09:07.600 is twice. Yeah, you know, could I play the first quarter? 0:09:07.640 --> 0:09:09.559 Could be a player? You know, they got the rest 0:09:09.559 --> 0:09:11.400 of the game to get one more. I'm gonna go under, 0:09:12.840 --> 0:09:15.760 just a big you would you would go under? Will 0:09:15.800 --> 0:09:20.040 any touchdown be overturned by replay? Yes is plus one 0:09:20.120 --> 0:09:22.600 eight five. I will agree with you. This is a 0:09:23.080 --> 0:09:25.840 thing the NFL likes to do quite a bit. Uh. 0:09:26.520 --> 0:09:29.439 They seem to do this every other week. There's once 0:09:29.480 --> 0:09:32.440 So I'll take the chances on that. Will any player 0:09:32.520 --> 0:09:35.679 exit the game and not return to this Super Bowl 0:09:35.880 --> 0:09:40.400 because of a concussion? Yes is plus two seventy five. 0:09:40.440 --> 0:09:42.600 I like the value on yes. No is minus one 0:09:42.800 --> 0:09:45.000 minus four fifty. I'm gonna go yes on that too. 0:09:46.040 --> 0:09:49.319 So much hype, so much adrenaline, any of the potential 0:09:49.360 --> 0:09:52.920 with big playmakers that are small like Antonio Brown, Tyreek 0:09:53.000 --> 0:09:58.640 Hill and even Kelsey like they take a shot, they're done. Well, 0:09:58.640 --> 0:10:01.400 here's one for you, guess n the prop the exotic 0:10:01.400 --> 0:10:05.560 prop for you will how will Sarah Thomas wear her hair? 0:10:07.240 --> 0:10:13.839 Ponytail or in the hat? About the acronym d G 0:10:14.160 --> 0:10:18.080 a F Look that up. If you don't know what 0:10:18.080 --> 0:10:23.080 it is, that is uh, that is outstanding, that is 0:10:23.280 --> 0:10:27.679 uh how yeah, exactly, I don't know who kill ponytail 0:10:29.800 --> 0:10:33.400 ponytails of minus five hundred, you're better off bag plus 0:10:33.440 --> 0:10:36.680 three hundred because that's the in the hat in that 0:10:36.960 --> 0:10:42.000 but I think she the ponytail works because uh for 0:10:42.000 --> 0:10:43.360 for a lot of reasons. For let's just leave it 0:10:43.400 --> 0:10:46.000 a lot of reasons. I will uh see, will Tom 0:10:46.040 --> 0:10:51.040 Brady attempt to high five an official no? No, no? 0:10:52.480 --> 0:10:56.040 What will Annie Reid's mask design be a and the 0:10:56.080 --> 0:10:59.320 options are here a Chief's branded logo, Well that's got 0:10:59.320 --> 0:11:03.040 to be the one single color no logo or Hawaiian 0:11:03.200 --> 0:11:11.760 theme Hawaiian themed plus seven? Then the exactly have If 0:11:11.800 --> 0:11:16.760 the Buccaneers win the coin toss, what will they do? Right? Uh? 0:11:17.240 --> 0:11:19.200 Meaning when they were defer receiving the same thing goes 0:11:19.240 --> 0:11:22.800 for the Chiefs on I think I think they both defer. Well, 0:11:22.840 --> 0:11:25.800 the Brady book was always with the patres with Belichick 0:11:25.840 --> 0:11:27.520 was always to defer. You want the ball to start 0:11:27.559 --> 0:11:30.839 the second half, So I'll say, why not all of 0:11:30.920 --> 0:11:34.960 your Chiefs? It is tempting to just put my homes 0:11:35.000 --> 0:11:37.600 out there and run down the field and score touchdown 0:11:37.640 --> 0:11:40.360 and force put the pressure on Brady to keep up 0:11:40.400 --> 0:11:45.760 with Mahomes. In the track meat situation, what will the 0:11:45.880 --> 0:11:52.160 primary color of bruce Arians flat cap be? You got red, white, gray, black, 0:11:54.480 --> 0:11:56.000 I'd have to go back and look at what hass 0:11:56.040 --> 0:11:58.720 Hee's I guess the red is the favorite. I'll go white. 0:12:00.080 --> 0:12:01.839 I'll go aren't the Bucks? Are they wearing white? I 0:12:01.880 --> 0:12:04.760 think they are right in the super Bowl? Go yeah, 0:12:04.840 --> 0:12:08.280 I was gonna say they're white or gray? Alright, some 0:12:08.400 --> 0:12:10.920 of the other they have the broadcast props. He's are 0:12:10.920 --> 0:12:14.520 the ones regarding the TV broadcast, which is on CBS. 0:12:14.720 --> 0:12:18.439 Right with Tony Romo and Jim Nance. How many times 0:12:18.480 --> 0:12:24.320 will Joe Biden be mentioned over under one? Over for sure? 0:12:24.400 --> 0:12:27.400 Because he's doing a halftime I think he's doing a 0:12:27.400 --> 0:12:30.480 halftime Q and yeah, oh well that's guaranteed coming up 0:12:30.480 --> 0:12:35.480 at halftime, Joe Biden. We wake up the president for 0:12:35.520 --> 0:12:39.320 a halftime. Uh, sleepy Joe will be joining us from 0:12:39.559 --> 0:12:42.920 his bed. How many times will Roger Goodell be shown 0:12:43.800 --> 0:12:50.360 over under one and a half over? I think it's 0:12:50.360 --> 0:12:52.680 gonna be shown twice. They'll be shown once either prior 0:12:52.720 --> 0:12:55.640 to kickoffer or when the game first starts and then 0:12:55.720 --> 0:13:00.600 postcame go under, go under. How many times will Bill 0:13:00.600 --> 0:13:03.559 Belichick be mentioned over under one? I'll go over over 0:13:03.640 --> 0:13:05.280 for sure. You gotta be over. There's a lot of 0:13:05.360 --> 0:13:10.080 angles to this with Belichick and if the game drags 0:13:10.120 --> 0:13:12.200 at some point, they gotta have filler. How many times 0:13:12.240 --> 0:13:16.559 will Gazelle Muncheon be shown? I'll go over over one 0:13:16.600 --> 0:13:18.920 and a half. That told us. I'm let's say under 0:13:19.160 --> 0:13:23.240 nah over over because if Brady plays well, boom highlight 0:13:23.320 --> 0:13:27.640 showed Giselle. After Brady throws touchdown, Brady throws interception, boom 0:13:27.720 --> 0:13:32.160 cut to Giselle. Right, it's obvious right there. It's it's 0:13:32.280 --> 0:13:36.120 a cookie cutter TV paint by numbers. Just show the 0:13:36.200 --> 0:13:39.240 kids instead, it's better TV. What will we mentioned first? 0:13:39.520 --> 0:13:45.040 Tom Brady's tenth Super Bowl or Tom Brady's age ton 0:13:45.120 --> 0:13:47.960 super Bowl? That is the favorite at mius one ninety, 0:13:48.000 --> 0:13:50.160 but I'm gonna go age. I'm gonna say Tom Brady 0:13:50.240 --> 0:13:52.720 here at age forty three playing in his tenth Super Bowl. 0:13:52.760 --> 0:13:56.040 Boom done. See technically they threw the age out there 0:13:56.160 --> 0:14:00.440 before the number of Super Bowls? All right now? Uh. 0:14:00.679 --> 0:14:04.319 During the Biden Super Bowl interview, which he referenced what 0:14:04.559 --> 0:14:10.240 will be said first by President Biden? The Bucks or 0:14:10.320 --> 0:14:13.800 Buccaneers or the Chiefs? Which team will be mentioned first? 0:14:13.880 --> 0:14:18.880 The Jets? The Jets is like an Eagles fan or 0:14:18.920 --> 0:14:21.520 something like that. I don't know a Delaware. I know 0:14:21.640 --> 0:14:23.920 you used to go the Phillies invited him and he 0:14:24.040 --> 0:14:27.200 used to play in media games at the at the 0:14:27.400 --> 0:14:29.160 stadium or no he not even mean it was the 0:14:29.400 --> 0:14:31.400 Capital game, but the Phillies sent him a uniform. That 0:14:32.560 --> 0:14:34.720 that's right, that's right. I'm just the Capital base. I'm 0:14:34.720 --> 0:14:36.880 not saying he's a band wagoner. So I'll think he 0:14:37.000 --> 0:14:42.400 goes with Kansas City on this. Yeah, plus Brady connected 0:14:42.440 --> 0:14:46.280 to Trump, you know, so oh yeah, if he remembers. 0:14:47.280 --> 0:14:51.080 All right, let's see here, uh with Biden super Bowl interview. 0:14:51.120 --> 0:14:54.440 What will be mentioned first by Biden? You have pandemic, 0:14:55.200 --> 0:14:59.680 unity healing, and the long shot is in peach. Yeah, 0:14:59.680 --> 0:15:02.520 you gotta go pandemic. That's I'm gonna go. I'm gonna 0:15:02.520 --> 0:15:07.920 go unity. Please, Uh, pandemic. It's got to be pandemic. 0:15:08.520 --> 0:15:10.720 Be shocked if it's not pandemic, because the first question, 0:15:11.200 --> 0:15:12.960 how do you think the NFL did it going through 0:15:13.040 --> 0:15:17.760 the pandemic season? Then he'll repeat it. Uh. The length 0:15:18.000 --> 0:15:23.360 of the Joe Biden interview over under it says two 0:15:23.640 --> 0:15:27.440 d and twenty nine and a half seconds. It's four 0:15:27.520 --> 0:15:31.320 minutes roughly. Yeah, Yeah, I'm gonna go I like that 0:15:31.680 --> 0:15:34.200 I like that they went all the way to you know, 0:15:34.320 --> 0:15:37.280 second by the second. Yeah, I'm gonna go under. I 0:15:37.320 --> 0:15:42.280 don't think he has that much gas. Uh. Well, you 0:15:42.320 --> 0:15:43.840 don't know how they taped it. You could have been 0:15:43.880 --> 0:15:50.000 taped over multiple periods of time. Yeah, I'm gonna go Uh, 0:15:52.040 --> 0:15:56.200 I'll go over, I'll go over. Will John Gruden be 0:15:56.320 --> 0:15:59.120 shown a clip from Super Bowl thirty seven, the last 0:15:59.160 --> 0:16:02.160 time the Buccaneers won the Super Bowl. We're in the 0:16:02.240 --> 0:16:06.000 super Bowl. Yeah, I think that's reasonable. Yeah, it's been 0:16:06.000 --> 0:16:08.000 a long time since the Bucks were in the super 0:16:08.040 --> 0:16:11.880 Bowl last time. Blah blah blah, blah blah. Which coach 0:16:11.920 --> 0:16:14.520 will we mentioned first? After kickoff? This is also a staple, 0:16:14.600 --> 0:16:18.440 Andy Reid or Bruce Arians, even money on both man 0:16:18.720 --> 0:16:21.680 on to the same. Doesn't this really depend on who 0:16:21.720 --> 0:16:23.840 gets the ball first? If the Chiefs get the ball, 0:16:23.880 --> 0:16:25.880 they cut to Andy Reid. If the Bucks get the ball, 0:16:25.920 --> 0:16:28.000 they cut the Bruce Arians. I'm gonna go I'm gonna 0:16:28.040 --> 0:16:31.480 go Bruce Arians first. So you think the Bucks will 0:16:31.520 --> 0:16:33.720 get the ball first because I think they go with 0:16:33.800 --> 0:16:38.320 a pregame interview with him. Here's another which coach will 0:16:38.360 --> 0:16:43.880 have their nostrils scene first during the game, Bruce arians, Yeah, 0:16:44.000 --> 0:16:47.680 he's a big nostril guy. Yeah, isn't that great in 0:16:47.760 --> 0:16:52.920 the in the mask the mask era, you you have 0:16:53.040 --> 0:16:56.360 to put a prop up on when we'll see someone's nose, 0:16:57.200 --> 0:16:59.240 When we'll see someone's nose. That's the world we're living 0:16:59.280 --> 0:17:01.480 in today. And I saw I saw a quote on 0:17:01.480 --> 0:17:03.200 the internet a couple of days ago, was like, I 0:17:03.280 --> 0:17:04.600 really want to go back to days where we could 0:17:04.680 --> 0:17:07.800 raw dog air raw dog air. You know, I just 0:17:08.560 --> 0:17:11.040 just not have to put a protective device on and 0:17:11.200 --> 0:17:14.800 just eat that air up, just go for it. How 0:17:14.840 --> 0:17:18.360 many times will Tony Romo mentioned his kids slash children 0:17:19.480 --> 0:17:23.720 over under half his are like Brady's or somebody's and 0:17:23.840 --> 0:17:27.080 I think he's I'm gonna go over. I could see him, 0:17:27.160 --> 0:17:28.760 you know, at some point, you know, Jim, I was 0:17:28.800 --> 0:17:30.440 talking to my you know, so and so. I was 0:17:30.520 --> 0:17:32.640 taking care of my so and so, and I'm gonna 0:17:32.680 --> 0:17:37.800 go under. How many times will kindergarten be said over 0:17:38.040 --> 0:17:43.159 under a half, I'm gonna take over just because the 0:17:43.200 --> 0:17:46.680 oddsre plus four, dred knows minus seven. How many times 0:17:46.720 --> 0:17:48.600 will Joe Biden tweet during the game I don't know, 0:17:49.080 --> 0:17:54.199 zero during the game, zero I seriously doubt he watches 0:17:54.240 --> 0:17:57.800 the game. When will Sarah Thomas be mentioned during the broadcast? 0:17:59.480 --> 0:18:01.639 First half? Yeah, I agree with you it first half 0:18:01.800 --> 0:18:05.119 minus five. I wonder how many times she'll be shown? 0:18:06.760 --> 0:18:09.800 How many times will home field advantage be be said 0:18:09.920 --> 0:18:15.160 by Jim Nance under over one? I'll take the under. 0:18:15.320 --> 0:18:17.639 Jim Nance is pretty buttoned up. I don't see him 0:18:17.680 --> 0:18:19.840 wanting to say Queen Latif, even though she's old news 0:18:19.920 --> 0:18:23.520 at this point. But let's see here. What will we 0:18:23.600 --> 0:18:28.000 said first by Tony Romo and the options on this? 0:18:28.119 --> 0:18:34.640 You've got read penetration, blitz, a gap trick play read 0:18:34.800 --> 0:18:38.920 is plus one hundred, penetration plus two hundred. I'm gonna 0:18:38.920 --> 0:18:42.640 go penetration. Yeah, feeling you were going to go down 0:18:42.720 --> 0:18:46.440 that down that road. What will be said mentioned first? 0:18:46.480 --> 0:18:49.040 Patrick Mahomes will be a father, daddy, he's having a kid, 0:18:49.240 --> 0:18:55.320 or Patrick Mahomes is engaged getting married, getting married, not 0:18:55.480 --> 0:19:00.560 go kid? Yeah, Patrick Mahomes a far other to be 0:19:01.280 --> 0:19:05.840 he's also getting married. Busy offseason coming up for Patrick Mahomes. 0:19:07.920 --> 0:19:11.000 Bull crap? Will baby goat be said in reference to 0:19:11.040 --> 0:19:15.280 Patrick Mahomes? Uh? No go? Knowing that don't see Nance 0:19:16.000 --> 0:19:20.440 saying that, Will Burger be said by Andy Reid, I'll 0:19:20.440 --> 0:19:25.360 go yes. Will Lebron be said during the broadcast, I'm 0:19:25.359 --> 0:19:28.000 gonna go yes on that because Lebron will be tweeting 0:19:28.119 --> 0:19:29.920 during the game. I don't think the Lakers are playing 0:19:29.960 --> 0:19:32.240 during the game. I have to check on that. Um, 0:19:32.520 --> 0:19:35.960 but I'm gonna go yes. At plus three, Lebron will 0:19:36.000 --> 0:19:38.560 say something and then you will somehow get back to 0:19:39.119 --> 0:19:41.560 Romo or nance and they will they will say it. 0:19:42.440 --> 0:19:45.480 So I'm gonna I'm gonna go with that. You're gonna 0:19:45.520 --> 0:19:47.159 go knowing that. I mean, there's there's a bunch of 0:19:47.240 --> 0:19:50.520 other prop beds. I mean some of the other just 0:19:50.600 --> 0:19:52.040 a few other ones because we we don't have a 0:19:52.119 --> 0:19:53.440 ton of time here and we have to get to 0:19:54.280 --> 0:19:59.600 pop Quiz. You had crossover props like which will be 0:19:59.720 --> 0:20:04.480 higher Travis Kelsey receptions or the Kentucky Derby winning horse number, 0:20:05.440 --> 0:20:08.240 Like that's a fun one. Um another one, what will 0:20:08.240 --> 0:20:11.440 be higher Travis Kelsey receiving yards or the highest round 0:20:11.600 --> 0:20:17.560 score at the Masters? Mhm, does Kelsey? If Kelsey gets 0:20:17.600 --> 0:20:19.320 like a hundred and fifty yards, you'd say there's no 0:20:19.440 --> 0:20:21.840 way that someone's gonna go higher than that a professional 0:20:21.920 --> 0:20:26.120 golfer at the Masters. Yeah, those are intrigue. I don't 0:20:26.119 --> 0:20:28.119 know much about the horse number thing at the I 0:20:28.160 --> 0:20:30.240 know they're they're usually low numbers and all that. So 0:20:30.359 --> 0:20:35.160 I guess Chelsea is good for eight about eight receptions 0:20:35.200 --> 0:20:41.080 a game, So you're getting anything below anything above eight, right, 0:20:41.119 --> 0:20:43.600 which will we hire you? So I guess below you've 0:20:43.640 --> 0:20:46.040 got more value on that if the numbers are all low. Yeah, 0:20:46.040 --> 0:20:48.000 I alst's say a middle here for Kelsey. I think 0:20:48.040 --> 0:20:50.520 it gets anywhere from eighty to twenty yards in the game. 0:20:51.800 --> 0:20:54.080 Let's hear what will be higher? This is almost an 0:20:54.119 --> 0:20:57.280 outdated prop right now. What will be hired? Tom Brady 0:20:57.359 --> 0:21:02.560 passing yards? Or the Game's stop closing price on February five? 0:21:02.960 --> 0:21:09.200 Oh boy, well the game stop things gone way down? Yeah, yeah, 0:21:09.280 --> 0:21:12.639 I mean you if it's not there's a problem, right, 0:21:12.960 --> 0:21:17.879 Like it's as we are schmoozing away here in the 0:21:18.280 --> 0:21:24.119 Magic podcast box, the price of game stop stock is 0:21:24.160 --> 0:21:29.560 around fifty dollars. So it was a couple of days ago, 0:21:29.840 --> 0:21:32.080 was it four hundred dollars? And so it's gone down 0:21:32.119 --> 0:21:33.480 to fifty? Help you did you get out of that? 0:21:33.600 --> 0:21:35.919 By the way, But in that you were not involved. 0:21:35.920 --> 0:21:37.800 I thought you were in on that. You're not on 0:21:37.960 --> 0:21:41.280 the the Wall Street Bets page on Reddit, and okay, 0:21:41.600 --> 0:21:43.600 all right, anyway, all right, so that's the problem. We've 0:21:43.600 --> 0:21:46.080 got some time for pop quiz. We've got a few 0:21:46.119 --> 0:21:50.520 pop quiz questions here, which is very exciting, very very exciting. 0:21:50.960 --> 0:21:53.600 So these are things I found around the internet, and 0:21:54.359 --> 0:21:56.560 guest gons gonna play along. You can attempt to answer 0:21:56.560 --> 0:22:00.480 as you listen, and we'll see how you do. All right. Uh, 0:22:00.840 --> 0:22:04.200 let's see here, page down, page down. Twenty years ago, 0:22:04.600 --> 0:22:07.360 we did this almost half a dozen times a day. 0:22:08.119 --> 0:22:11.040 Now it's about twice a day on average. What is 0:22:11.119 --> 0:22:16.200 it make a phone call? That is absolutely right? Twenty 0:22:16.280 --> 0:22:19.000 years ago six phone calls a day? All right? About 0:22:19.040 --> 0:22:22.080 two thirds of us admit that we would be able 0:22:22.160 --> 0:22:24.680 to do this, uh simple repair. We would not be 0:22:24.840 --> 0:22:26.640 able to. We should be able to do the simple repair, 0:22:26.720 --> 0:22:28.800 but we don't know how to do it with our 0:22:28.880 --> 0:22:34.040 car change a flat tire? No, actually, will I replaced 0:22:34.080 --> 0:22:37.720 the windshill? Well, all you people are fucking terrible. I 0:22:37.840 --> 0:22:42.320 calm down, Chemosabi, calm down. About what in six people 0:22:42.480 --> 0:22:47.879 will call this person today? And I've called this person 0:22:48.320 --> 0:22:50.679 not today, but I have called this person quite a bit. 0:22:54.320 --> 0:23:00.080 One SI do do do do pharmacy? Due pharmacyts do? 0:23:00.640 --> 0:23:03.119 So you think that one in six people are on 0:23:03.240 --> 0:23:08.000 pharmaceuticals and need to call the pharmacy of people today 0:23:08.080 --> 0:23:11.720 will call themselves to try to find their phone. I 0:23:11.840 --> 0:23:14.600 don't know where my phone is. Let me try to 0:23:14.640 --> 0:23:19.200 locate I've done it. Everyone's done it. I don't know anyone. 0:23:19.320 --> 0:23:22.080 My wife does it three times a day. Everyone does it. 0:23:22.160 --> 0:23:25.040 I don't do it. That's bull crap. You do do it? 0:23:25.760 --> 0:23:28.040 You you're you're getting old. You're an old man. You're 0:23:28.040 --> 0:23:31.600 older than me. You forget your phone. About thirty of 0:23:31.680 --> 0:23:35.800 American households have this in the freezer. What is it? Um? 0:23:40.280 --> 0:23:50.639 Three out of ten? Uhla, I'm gonna say a water bottle. 0:23:51.640 --> 0:23:54.920 Water bottle, all right? That is incorrect. Ice cube tray. 0:23:55.640 --> 0:23:59.840