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Speaker 1: about mother and child. Yeah, well, okay, no surprise, You're

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Speaker 1: wrong on that, Brooke. The only connection more powerful, according

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Speaker 1: to Wikipedia, is the bond between a work husband and

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Speaker 1: work wife. Yeah. That's disturbing. In today's call, when we

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Speaker 1: find out a lady just got a new job, our

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Speaker 1: own Jose Bolanos is going to swoop in before anybody

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Speaker 1: else does and see if he can stake his claim

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Speaker 1: on this ram. I can't get a regular wife at

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Speaker 1: least work. Okay, So somebody worn hr because the phone

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Speaker 1: TAP's about to happen right now. Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Pete Speedie Zipper from work. Is this Kristen? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: This Christian Pete Who Pete Speedie Zipper? Silly good morning.

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Speaker 1: How are you. We are all so excited excited for what? Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: our boss has told us that you're the one who

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Speaker 1: accepted the new accounting position right at our company. Oh yes, totally.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's incredible. I can, first off bottom of my heart, congratulations,

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Speaker 1: thank you new job. I know I'm a little nervous.

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Speaker 1: I have to say that. Thank you for calling. Yeah, No,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna be fine. Actually, you know, I only work

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Speaker 1: about six cubicles away from you, so I have a

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Speaker 1: feeling we're gonna be really good friends. Yeah. Okay, that's

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Speaker 1: why I went down to human resources and I actually

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Speaker 1: asked them to give me your number because I wanted

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Speaker 1: to be the first one, the first one for what, Well,

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Speaker 1: the first one to ask you, Will you, Kristen from

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Speaker 1: accounting be my work wife? Yes? Wow, it would make

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Speaker 1: me the happiest employee in the whole building. Okay, does

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Speaker 1: that happen at the workplace? Like work wife work? Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's so weird to me, Yes, it does. Silly. There's

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Speaker 1: a lot of people around here that I have work

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Speaker 1: wives and work husbands. I mean, look, you don't have

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Speaker 1: to if you don't want to, but I think you'd

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Speaker 1: be very happy with me. That is so funny. It

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Speaker 1: is silly. Well, if everybody's doing it, then pete, I

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Speaker 1: do I guess yeah, you're saying yes, yes, oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: but no, no, no, always, that's something that people do

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Speaker 1: all the time, totally normal. It's our culture here. So anyway, Kristen,

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Speaker 1: did you want me to put in my worder now

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Speaker 1: with you? Or should I email you the specifics? What

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Speaker 1: does that mean? Well, you're gonna make my lunches from

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Speaker 1: now on? Silly, And I'm a picky eater, so I

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Speaker 1: want to make sure you had all the deals. I

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Speaker 1: don't really don't make it lunches for anybody. I don't

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Speaker 1: even make lunches for my kids. Well, here, our work

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Speaker 1: wise actually make the food. So you're funny. Well, no,

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Speaker 1: actually you're funny because this isn't going to happen. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'm not making lunch for anybody. I'm not sensing a

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Speaker 1: sour attitude over there, am I? Because that's not allowed

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Speaker 1: here either. Wow, we are going to get along great

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Speaker 1: no matter what. I don't know. I'm not quite sure

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Speaker 1: about that. I'm honestly, because if you're six cubicles away

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Speaker 1: and you want me to bring you lunch every day.

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Speaker 1: It might be thankful I'm six away. It's not like

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Speaker 1: it's Greg. That guy's desk is right by you. And

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you right now, i'd prefer it if you

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Speaker 1: don't speak with Greg. Okay, he's not a happy kid,

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Speaker 1: right Why not supposed to be friends? Is Craig? Well,

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Speaker 1: you know he made me look bad in a presentation

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Speaker 1: I did a few weeks ago, and as my work wife,

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Speaker 1: I need you to have my back on this. Okay,

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Speaker 1: not trust me, Pete. I just don't like the fact

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Speaker 1: that you know you're having me take alliances and be

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Speaker 1: mean to somebody before I even know them. It's just

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Speaker 1: none of my business. It's well, you're right, it's not

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Speaker 1: any of your business. It's our business because we make

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Speaker 1: such a good couple. Your problems are my problems too, right,

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Speaker 1: I got your back, you have mine, Pete. I don't

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Speaker 1: want to put your feelings here, but we are not

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Speaker 1: a couple. Wait, you're not doing what I think you're

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Speaker 1: doing right now? Are you telling you that I don't

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Speaker 1: want to be in a work relationship with a crazy person? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's what I'm telling you. Are you stepping out on me?

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Speaker 1: With Greg. You're going behind my back already. Huh. I

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Speaker 1: don't even know who Greg is. Oh, well, I need

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Speaker 1: to tell you something then. I have feelings for Alicia

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Speaker 1: and marketing. Okay, I don't even know that. Oh I

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Speaker 1: can hear it. You're burning, You're burning with jealousy. Hell,

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Speaker 1: I am not burning for anybody. Lobes are on fire.

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Speaker 1: I'm already regretting that I've taken this job. I need

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Speaker 1: to get off the phone with you right now. And

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Speaker 1: this is not okay. Would it be okay if I

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Speaker 1: told you that this was actually a prank phone call

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Speaker 1: work wife? Are you kidding me? No? This is actually

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Speaker 1: jose from the show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: We're doing a phone tap on you. Oh, holy crap, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're you're real husband. Martin actually is the one who

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Speaker 1: set you up for this. Oh my god. He said,

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Speaker 1: he said, you knew you were starting in your job,

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Speaker 1: and you're all nervous about it, and he's so nervous,

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Speaker 1: he's so dead. Oh god. No. Well, look, Martin may

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Speaker 1: have done a bad thing, but that does not mean

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Speaker 1: we're still not icing out Greg. We do not like him.

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Speaker 1: We do not like him at all. Still peet darling,

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Speaker 1: I'm still not making you a freaking sandwich. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: what about like a cup of noodle? Can I get

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Speaker 1: anything a cup of noodle? Yeah, I'll bring you a

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Speaker 1: cup of noodle. We are so in worklove. Wake up

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