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Speaker 1: Jewels dirty little Secret. It's time for your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Well maybe not yours, because if you're listening to this,

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Speaker 1: probably not yours. But it's someone on the phone to

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Speaker 1: tell us a dirty little secret stopping so literal, it's

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Speaker 1: the Jewels Show. If you want to tell us a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret, all you have to do is text

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Speaker 1: in four one oh six one and say that you

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Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret and we'll let you say

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Speaker 1: whatever you want on the show. And we keep everybody anonymous,

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Speaker 1: so nobody will know who you are. We don't even

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Speaker 1: ask what your name is. That's why everybody gets a

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Speaker 1: fake anonymous nickname. So on the phone right now, the terminator, Wow, wow, yeah, back,

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Speaker 1: I like it. Hi guys. Oh you're supposed to say

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Speaker 1: I'll be back. Oh um, I'll be back. Yeah, definitely.

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Speaker 1: Arno swartznagger. Um. So you have a dirty little secret, Terminator,

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Speaker 1: I do? Ummal yeah um. So. I don't have a

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Speaker 1: lot of room in my backyard, but my name he does.

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Speaker 1: He's got this big, beautiful garden, and so I asked

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Speaker 1: him if I could plant some stuff there and like

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Speaker 1: like mmm, no, Um, So I planted weed in your

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Speaker 1: neighbor's garden. Well he doesn't know, he doesn't know he is.

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Speaker 1: I mean he's in this late eighties up there, so funny. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so yeah, and I mean he's not you know, he

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Speaker 1: still gets around and stuff slowly, but he doesn't seem

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Speaker 1: to be aware. So well yeah, I mean I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: assume that he would probably be going out to a

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Speaker 1: garden that he has nothing in. Yeah, um, well, you know,

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Speaker 1: and I just I figure, like the worst case scenarios

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Speaker 1: if he figures it out, that I would just offer

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Speaker 1: him some. That's funny, try to make like, you know,

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Speaker 1: there's a lot of medical benefits to it, right, and

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Speaker 1: you don't know it'll make you feel better. Yeah, people,

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Speaker 1: old people, they try all kinds of things. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: we forget that they were young ones too. I mean

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Speaker 1: he's probably done with a ton of stuff. Yeah, totally exactly. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just a lot better nowadays. Yeah, I know, yeah, blow

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Speaker 1: his mind. Actually, are you sure this hasn't laced with

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Speaker 1: some kind of cocaine meth or something? Because that stuff

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Speaker 1: wasn't white stuff on that top? Crystal stuff? Is this

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Speaker 1: crystal meth? I don't even know how to feel right now.

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Speaker 1: This is that wasn't like that when I was young,

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Speaker 1: why we just smoked dirt, just just clouds of dirt,

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Speaker 1: and we pretended like we were high or something. But

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Speaker 1: this is actually very strange. BC. Oh, I thought you

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Speaker 1: meant before christ. It's like a back in the day,

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Speaker 1: back in the day, back in the day we used

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Speaker 1: to call BC because Canada, and it was it was worse.

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Speaker 1: It was worse than the clods of dirt that we

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Speaker 1: were already smoking. And so now this is just amazing.

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Speaker 1: I wish I would could be around for another eighty years. Okay, So, like, um,

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Speaker 1: do you have any vegetables or anything growing around it?

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Speaker 1: Or does it just as very obvious. So in the

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Speaker 1: back it's pretty secluded, and I keep up on the plant,

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Speaker 1: so I keep them like really well groomed, so I

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Speaker 1: don't let them get you know, crazy, so no one

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Speaker 1: can see them. It's interesting when his grandkids come to

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Speaker 1: visit him. Yeah, well listen, if some goes missing, it's

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Speaker 1: just all part of the part of the trade. All right, Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for telling us you're doing a little secret

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Speaker 1: terminatory back. Yes, what's your dirty little secret