Speaker 1: Freaking jewels second day. Everybody knows that the best place
Speaker 1: to meet somebody isn't the coffee shop or online. Really,
Speaker 1: it's club traffic. A lot of people sitting in club
Speaker 1: traffic right now, Yeah, A bunch of people sitting around
Speaker 1: hot board, ready for action. And that's where Jamie met
Speaker 1: the girl that he wants to call today. Her name
Speaker 1: is Mackenzie. I guess he met her in traffic, which
Speaker 1: is impressive. What's up, Jamie? How are you? I'm good?
Speaker 1: How you guys doing pretty good. I've actually tried to
Speaker 1: meet somebody in traffic before, and anytime I've looked at
Speaker 1: a girl who's been next to me driving, I try
Speaker 1: to get her attention somehow. And you can always tell
Speaker 1: that she knows I'm looking at her because she will
Speaker 1: not look from the road. Yeah, and I have never
Speaker 1: been able to do it. So what's your trick, Jamie persistent? Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know that that's a good trick to give you.
Speaker 1: Just keep honking, keep honkings. Is that what you did?
Speaker 1: You just honked at her a bunch and then you, guys,
Speaker 1: I just kept honking at her. Eventually they're gonna look Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: but the thing is like, I've been hit on in
Speaker 1: traffic and someone held up a sign with her phone
Speaker 1: number on it, Like, but what does hanking do? How
Speaker 1: did you make that work? Well, how it worked with
Speaker 1: me was we were in traffic, we weren't moving. I
Speaker 1: was honking at her. I got her to roll down
Speaker 1: her window, and then I told her that I liked
Speaker 1: what her licens Place said. She was like what And
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, like what your Lisas place said.
Speaker 1: She's like, what did my Lisas Place say? I said,
Speaker 1: it says that we should go out sometimes. I've actually
Speaker 1: given your points for that one and that worked. Yeah,
Speaker 1: worked this time. And so when the past second said
Speaker 1: hasn't worked for you before? Did you get her number
Speaker 1: right there in traffic or did you guys pull over
Speaker 1: and have a conversation. Well, I gave her my number. Okay.
Speaker 1: I shouted my number to her and then she texted
Speaker 1: me all right, okay, So what did you guys actually
Speaker 1: do when you went out? Well, we went to a bar,
Speaker 1: you know, has some drink, some appetizers. We're just getting
Speaker 1: to know each other. No, were you nervous because when
Speaker 1: you meet somebody online, at least you know kind of
Speaker 1: what their interests are and stuff. Before you go into this,
Speaker 1: you knew nothing about her, right, I knew she was hot.
Speaker 1: I knew that for a fact. That's all you really
Speaker 1: need to know sometimes. Okay, So did she seem into
Speaker 1: you on the data? I mean, I know she's not
Speaker 1: calling you back now, but do you think she was
Speaker 1: enjoying herself? I mean, yeah, we were having a great time,
Speaker 1: you know, we were laughing, we were talking, and then
Speaker 1: there was this guy at the bar, really drunk guy
Speaker 1: that fell off the bar stool and we both cracked up,
Speaker 1: laughing and sad. And then I kept imitating him falling
Speaker 1: off the bar stool, which has made, you know, made
Speaker 1: her laugh even more. Were you literally falling off your
Speaker 1: bar stool making fun of this guy? Yeah? I was. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Did anything else happen other than the guy falling off
Speaker 1: his bar stool and entertaining you? Well? I mean we
Speaker 1: were eating appetizers and she said she was and I said, no,
Speaker 1: you're not, and she's like, yeah, no I am, And
Speaker 1: I was like no, and I grabbed her spoon and
Speaker 1: I liked it. What why would you do that? I
Speaker 1: don't get what I don't get that I'm a funny guy.
Speaker 1: It's timing. It was perfect. It had to be this.
Speaker 1: It was funny. Laugh at it. Yeah, she laughed at it.
Speaker 1: I mean maybe not as as as hard as the
Speaker 1: bar stool thing, but she thought it was funny. Okay, Hey,
Speaker 1: I don't so how did everything end with you guys?
Speaker 1: So the weirdest thing happened towards the end of the night.
Speaker 1: Her friend shows up at the bar, and we were
Speaker 1: both really surprised. And so her friend said that she
Speaker 1: needed help with something immediately, and that you know, so
Speaker 1: she said that she had to go and help her
Speaker 1: friend out. So her friend randomly showed up to the
Speaker 1: bar that you were at and said that she needed
Speaker 1: help with something. Yeah, isn't that crazy? You realize you
Speaker 1: realize how that sounds, right? Yeah, it sounds like she
Speaker 1: used her friend, like she made the nine one one
Speaker 1: call that she needed to bail. No, no, no, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't know that. I wouldn't know if no, I saw
Speaker 1: the surprise on her faith when her friend showed up.
Speaker 1: She didn't know she was coming. Okay, okay, And what
Speaker 1: was the last thing you two said to each other
Speaker 1: before she rushed out to help her friend? I just say,
Speaker 1: I'll text you. She said, yeah, see in traffic traffic.
Speaker 1: That's not exactly like yeah, I can't wait to go
Speaker 1: out again. You realize that, right, Jamie, that was a joke.
Speaker 1: You know we met. How many times have you tried
Speaker 1: to get ahold of her? Jamie? Let me see, about three,
Speaker 1: three or four times? Anything back at all? I am not.
Speaker 1: So why do you think she's not calling you back? Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, maybe she's busy, or oh
Speaker 1: maybe she found somebody funnier, which I doubt is possible.
Speaker 1: But all right, well play a song, come back, call
Speaker 1: her and get your second date update. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: right man, just hang on looking jubil in the morning.
Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to this phone call for the second
Speaker 1: day up date today. If you're just joining us. We
Speaker 1: were in the middle of a second day update. Jamie
Speaker 1: is on the phone and we're about to call the
Speaker 1: girl that he went out with named Mackenzie. The way
Speaker 1: their night ended was Mackenzie's friend randomly shot up to
Speaker 1: the same bar they were at, had an emergency and
Speaker 1: got Mackenzie to leave with her, and Jamie is convinced
Speaker 1: that it was all just a big coincidence. We all
Speaker 1: say that she obviously texted a friend of hers to
Speaker 1: come to the bar and rescue her because she wasn't
Speaker 1: enjoying the date. Jamie, are you ready to find out
Speaker 1: if she did set that whole thing up or if
Speaker 1: you're right she did not set that up. I am
Speaker 1: telling you she was genuinely surprised, you know how. I
Speaker 1: know that it wasn't quizzes that her friends showed up,
Speaker 1: But she was genuinely surprised. But she made this noise
Speaker 1: that sounds that sounds stated stage. That's somebody who's really surprised. Okay,
Speaker 1: So she gasped when she saw her friend, and that's
Speaker 1: how you know it's legit. Ye. All right, Well, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna dial her phone of her right now and see
Speaker 1: why she's not getting back to you. Okay, okay, let's
Speaker 1: get to the bottom of this. All right, here we go. Hello,
Speaker 1: Hi is Mackenzie there? This is me. Hello, Hey Mackenzie,
Speaker 1: how are you? This is Jewil. I host a radio
Speaker 1: show called Brook and Jewil in the Morning. Oh, okay, hi,
Speaker 1: are you going? Well? I'm calling because one of our
Speaker 1: listeners actually sent us an email about you. Oh that's weird.
Speaker 1: It was somebody who is a big fan of yours
Speaker 1: and would love to hang out with you, but you're
Speaker 1: not calling him back after you guys went on a date.
Speaker 1: Oh have you been on on a lot of dates recently?
Speaker 1: Or uh no, not really. I think I know who
Speaker 1: you're talking about. Yeah, Wonderful is his name, Jamie? Yeah
Speaker 1: that's him. Yeah, Yeah, you got it right. Jamie emailed
Speaker 1: us because he said that you guys went out on
Speaker 1: a date and he had a great time, but now
Speaker 1: you're not calling him back, so he can't figure it out.
Speaker 1: And he was wondering if we could get you on
Speaker 1: the phone and find out why. Oh wow, wow, do
Speaker 1: you mind telling us? I don't know, kind of weird date.
Speaker 1: I guess you could say in the category of weird date,
Speaker 1: he seems a little strange. Yeah, that was the weirdest
Speaker 1: thing about Jamie. Um, just you know, he's one of
Speaker 1: those guys who just tried to make you laugh like
Speaker 1: a lot. And when we first met, I thought he
Speaker 1: was funny because we were in traffic and he started
Speaker 1: honking at me. He told us how you guys met,
Speaker 1: He was in traffic, honked at you and used some
Speaker 1: cheesy pickup line. Yeah, it was actually funny though kind
Speaker 1: of talked about my license. I actually gave him points
Speaker 1: for that because it was a pickup line that was
Speaker 1: obviously cheesy but not creepy. Yeah, and it was kind
Speaker 1: of creative, you know, like no one ever done that
Speaker 1: before is I was like, Oh, that's interesting, So I thought,
Speaker 1: why not. I'll grow up with this guy and see
Speaker 1: what he's all about. And I found out what he
Speaker 1: was all about. That sounds so positive when you say
Speaker 1: it like that sounds like you didn't like what Jamie
Speaker 1: is all about? No, not really, so what about he's
Speaker 1: too much? Honestly, Like, he kept doing this thing where
Speaker 1: he would imitate that this guy like who fell out
Speaker 1: of his chair, and it was kind of funny, but
Speaker 1: then he kept doing it. He gave it like six
Speaker 1: or seven times. I had a feeling even when he
Speaker 1: was telling us that that story that it was over kill. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And did he tell you about his impressions? No, he
Speaker 1: didn't tell us anything about impressions. He was an impressionist.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, really great awkward impressions that are not at
Speaker 1: all like the people that they're supposed to be. Like
Speaker 1: he did President Obama and games Bond, you get this
Speaker 1: like President Obama didn't sound like anything like him at all.
Speaker 1: And Morgan Freeman, he just like lowers his voice a
Speaker 1: little bit. And James Bond nothing changed at all. Nothing changed. Hello, there,
Speaker 1: I am James Jamison Bond. Yeah, every impression he did
Speaker 1: sounded just like himself because they were really bad. God,
Speaker 1: they were the worst that I've ever heard. They were terrible.
Speaker 1: Michelle and I welcome you to the White House. What, Oh,
Speaker 1: it's President Obama? What the hell is going on? Well, Mackenzie,
Speaker 1: I was waiting to tell you this, but Jamie is
Speaker 1: actually on the other line listening. Or yeah, it could
Speaker 1: be President Obama who just broke into our conversation. I
Speaker 1: don't know, but you McKenzie, that was President Obama listening.
Speaker 1: And oh gosh, wow, I'm born Jamie. That doesn't there's Lamie.
Speaker 1: What are you doing on the phone? Because I didn't
Speaker 1: know how to get a hold of you. I couldn't
Speaker 1: get you to call me back or check me back.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I don't know what to say to you. Jamie.
Speaker 1: This is really weird. I just don't understand. I mean,
Speaker 1: you were laughing at all of my impressions. I mean
Speaker 1: you didn't know. Come on, come on, that Obama. You
Speaker 1: couldn't tell the difference. No, it's not about any of
Speaker 1: your horrible impressions. It's about the whole night and how
Speaker 1: you didn't stop going. I didn't stop because you were laughing.
Speaker 1: Why would I stop you were laughing. I was trying
Speaker 1: to be polite and nice. No, no, Jamie, I mean
Speaker 1: she's saying it. How can you say no and disagree
Speaker 1: with her when it's Mackenzie herself telling you this. I
Speaker 1: know genuine laughter. When I hear genuine laughter, he thought
Speaker 1: it was funny. Yeah, But Jamie, I mean, the point
Speaker 1: of a first date is to get to know each other, right,
Speaker 1: So if you're on the whole time, Mackenzie doesn't ever
Speaker 1: get a look at who you really are exactly? Do
Speaker 1: you know who this is? The penguins are marching along
Speaker 1: the ice. Uh, I don't get it. Hey, Jamie, who
Speaker 1: was that? Come on, it's Morgan Freeman. How is that? Oh?
Speaker 1: The penguin got it? Jamie? You know what? I recognized
Speaker 1: the voice because I was like, dude, I know where
Speaker 1: it's from. It was just on the h my tongue
Speaker 1: right right. It's Morgan Freeman. He's always doing that. The
Speaker 1: univer sense is going, like, Jamie, that is like, has
Speaker 1: anyone ever told you that you're good at those in
Speaker 1: your life? I don't have to have anyone tell me.
Speaker 1: I hear their laughter when I do them. That's how
Speaker 1: I know they're funny. Man, that's man. You be a
Speaker 1: don't get it. Just keep doing you man, you know funny.
Speaker 1: I do know funny. And Mackenzie knows I was funny.
Speaker 1: There's just some other reason she's not telling you the truth. Really,
Speaker 1: so you're you're saying that Mackenzie is lying to us
Speaker 1: and using the fact that she didn't think you were
Speaker 1: that funny as an excuse. Yeah, so McKenzie, what's the
Speaker 1: real reason. Come on, I don't think you can handle
Speaker 1: the truth. No, I can handle the truth. Hey, who
Speaker 1: is that? Who is that? We don't know? I'm not
Speaker 1: you can handle the truth. Come on, I thinks you
Speaker 1: can't even Come on, it's Jack Nicholson, like you didn't know.
Speaker 1: Come on, we're hey, Jamie, We're just everybody's kind of
Speaker 1: screwing with you right now. Your impressions are really good.
Speaker 1: You're doing a great job. Why are you seat You're
Speaker 1: in the laughter. Obviously, I'm funny good, exactly like every
Speaker 1: time you do it. We're cracking up exactly all right,
Speaker 1: before we let this whole thing come doing it? And
Speaker 1: I do have to ask mckensey something. Whatckensey would you
Speaker 1: like to go on a second date with Jamie? We
Speaker 1: will pay for it, Jamie and all of his personalities.
Speaker 1: I would love to go out with somebody else, anybody
Speaker 1: but Jamie. Oh well, how about how about you go
Speaker 1: out with Stewie A baby that's Stewie from Family Guy,
Speaker 1: isn't it Jamie? Yes, you got it? Yeah, this spot on, Jamie.
Speaker 1: You are impressive. Dude. Hey, we're gonna keep your phone
Speaker 1: in case we ever need to use you for something.
Speaker 1: All right, that's awesome, but hey not free. Hey for
Speaker 1: the type of work that you do. We'll pull it
Speaker 1: for that voice work. Don't worry about it. You're good, mackenzie.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much for your time. I appreciate it. Yeah, yeah, Jamie,
Speaker 1: you take care man, and don't worry. You're gonna be okay,
Speaker 1: awesome Leavista baby. Yes, Arnold Schwarzenegger, who you got it? Broken?
Speaker 1: Jupil in the morning