Speaker 1: America, it's been over to taking black judge.
Speaker 2: The Supreme Court has issued a ruling on the event
Speaker 2: of presidential immunity from criminal prosecution.
Speaker 3: Shocking body camera video released today shows the deadly police shooting.
Speaker 2: It sounds like, doesn't Charlemagne? Now is not the time
Speaker 2: to sit this one out.
Speaker 1: America gives a big reality TV show on the Breakfast Club.
Speaker 1: Would you rather have the black president or the white president?
Speaker 4: Figure out? Premier Trump? And you ain't black?
Speaker 5: It's enough, America, Come on, Maga, gather around all right.
Speaker 6: Donkey of Today for Wednesday, September eleventh goes to the
Speaker 6: former celebrity in chief of the United States of America,
Speaker 6: Donald J. Trump. We all watched the debate last night.
Speaker 6: If you didn't, you missed a good time, Okay. Vice
Speaker 6: President Kamala Harris versus the former forty fifth President of
Speaker 6: the United States of America, Donald J. Trump. And if
Speaker 6: you're being honest with yourself, doesn't matter if you are
Speaker 6: a Democrat or Republican independent, if you're just an honest
Speaker 6: person who calls things like it is, then you have
Speaker 6: to admit it was a complete and utter dog walk. Okay,
Speaker 6: I mean an absolute flawless victory for Vice President Kamala Harris.
Speaker 6: It went exactly how I said it would go. When
Speaker 6: they was having a straight up debate exchanging policy. If
Speaker 6: you want to say that, she watched them all right,
Speaker 6: simply because she knows what she's talking about and he doesn't.
Speaker 6: So he decided to talk out of turn, tried to
Speaker 6: overtalk through a couple of insults lied you know, the
Speaker 6: insults he did try to throw, they didn't land, and
Speaker 6: he ended up looking like a mad man, Okay, a
Speaker 6: devil damned lunatic look when Trump and Biden debated. After
Speaker 6: that debate, Democrats finally told the truth about their candidate
Speaker 6: in America. Okay, Maga, it's time you tell the truth
Speaker 6: about yours. Okay. I will never, for the life of
Speaker 6: me understand how or why Republicans just gave their party
Speaker 6: over the Maga. But after last night, there has to
Speaker 6: be some type of bias remorse. I get it. Okay.
Speaker 6: In twenty sixteen, twenty sixteen, you bet on the right horse. Okay,
Speaker 6: twenty twenty that horse didn't come through for you. Your
Speaker 6: gamble didn't pay off. But in twenty twenty four, why
Speaker 6: should have went with Nicki Haley, Chris Christy maybe, but
Speaker 6: Donald J. Trump, the oldest candidate to ever run for president,
Speaker 6: he just doesn't have it anymore. Okay, he never really
Speaker 6: had it, but there was an entertainment factor to what
Speaker 6: he did, and even though he lies all the time,
Speaker 6: he always seemed more sincere about his lives than Democrats
Speaker 6: did about their truth. He killed the language of politics. Okay,
Speaker 6: because of Donald J. Trump. Politicians, if they choose to,
Speaker 6: can speak freely. The language of politics is dead, and
Speaker 6: that's because of Donald J. Trump. But now when he
Speaker 6: speaks freely, he just sounds incoherent. He does not have
Speaker 6: a grasp on policy. In fact, he told us last
Speaker 6: night that he doesn't even have a plan. He just
Speaker 6: has a concept of a plan.
Speaker 1: Listen, Obamacare was lousy. Healthcare always was. It's not very
Speaker 1: good today. It's still never going to be great, and
Speaker 1: it's too expensive for people. And what we will do
Speaker 1: is we're looking at different plans. If we can come
Speaker 1: up with a plan that's going to cost our people,
Speaker 1: our population less money and be better healthcare than Obamacare,
Speaker 1: then I would apt literally do it. But until then
Speaker 1: I'd run it as good as it can be.
Speaker 6: Run so just yes or no.
Speaker 1: You still do not have a plan. I have concepts
Speaker 1: of a plan. I'm not president right now, but if
Speaker 1: we come up with something, I would only change it.
Speaker 1: If we come up with something that's better and less expensive,
Speaker 1: and there are concepts and options. We have to do that,
Speaker 1: and you'll be hearing about it in the not too
Speaker 1: distant future.
Speaker 6: For all, my brother's out there who was having a
Speaker 6: summer flame with a woman and now it's getting cold,
Speaker 6: She's gonna be looking to develop something more serious, possibly
Speaker 6: if she wants to be in a relationship and she
Speaker 6: asks you, what are we Okay, when she asked you,
Speaker 6: do you want to be in a relationship, tell her
Speaker 6: you don't have to be in a relationship, but you
Speaker 6: have a concept of a relationship that you potentially would
Speaker 6: like to be in. See how that goes for you. Okay,
Speaker 6: Donald Trump in that moment should have just blamed jay
Speaker 6: Z for not having a plan. Okay, everybody else blaming
Speaker 6: jay Z for stuff this week? Pile on Trump. Listen,
Speaker 6: the Vice president nailed it last night when she said
Speaker 6: Donald Trump looked weak and wrong. He literally fell for
Speaker 6: every single trap she laid out. See, folks is talking
Speaker 6: about how he sounded nuts when he started talking about
Speaker 6: Haitian migrants eating dogs. But Kamala laid the trap for
Speaker 6: him because she knew what to say to getting his
Speaker 6: head and disturb his fragile ego. Listen to the setup.
Speaker 2: Then he's going to talk about immigration a lot tonight,
Speaker 2: even when it's not the subject that is being raised.
Speaker 2: And I'm going to actually do something really unusual, and
Speaker 2: I'm going to invite you to attend one of Donald
Speaker 2: Trump's rallies because it's a really interesting thing to watch.
Speaker 2: And what you will also notice is that people start
Speaker 2: leaving his rallies early out of exhaustion and boredom.
Speaker 1: She can't talk about that. People don't leave my rallies.
Speaker 1: We have the biggest rallies, the most incredible rallies in
Speaker 1: the history of politics. What they have done to our
Speaker 1: country by allowing these millions and millions of people to
Speaker 1: come into our country. And look at what's happening to
Speaker 1: the towns all over the United States. In Springfield, they're
Speaker 1: eating the dogs the people that came in. They're eating
Speaker 1: the cats, they're eating they're eating the pets of the
Speaker 1: people that live there.
Speaker 3: I just want to clarify here. You bring up Springfield, Ohio,
Speaker 3: and ABCDWS did reach out to the city manager there.
Speaker 3: He told us there had been no credible reports of
Speaker 3: specific claims of pets being harmed, injured, or abused by
Speaker 3: individuals within the immigrant community.
Speaker 7: All I've seen people on telligence.
Speaker 1: Let me just say, this is the people on television.
Speaker 1: My dog was taken and you just food. So maybe
Speaker 1: he said that, and maybe that's a good thing to
Speaker 1: say for a city manager.
Speaker 3: Again, the Springfield city manager says, there's no evidence of that.
Speaker 3: Vice find us. I'll let you respond to the rest
Speaker 3: of what you've heard.
Speaker 2: Talk about extreme.
Speaker 6: Extreme is an understatement. That's why she laughed at the end,
Speaker 6: because she knew her plan at work. She was chuckling
Speaker 6: because she knew she just scored. She brings up that
Speaker 6: nobody is coming to your rallies, that people leave early
Speaker 6: because you'd be at the rally sounding crazy, and you
Speaker 6: reply by sounding crazy. Donald Trump don't even know how
Speaker 6: to be racist, right anymore. That was a time he
Speaker 6: would have blamed the pets being eaten on China. Well,
Speaker 6: he don't even have that kind of spark anymore. Okay,
Speaker 6: The vice president had him on the defensive all last
Speaker 6: night the bully got bullied. He was bobbing and weaving, ducking,
Speaker 6: and when he did swing, he just didn't land much. Maga,
Speaker 6: You have to be honest with yourself, okay, with Nikki
Speaker 6: Hally said the first party to get rid of their
Speaker 6: eighty year old candidate was gonna win this thing, and
Speaker 6: she was probably absolutely right. All right, there was no
Speaker 6: reason for you all to restart the Trump the Trump train. Okay.
Speaker 6: The man has a whole bunch of other things he
Speaker 6: should be dealing with, like his criminal cases. But no, Now,
Speaker 6: last night was not an election. I am fully aware,
Speaker 6: and I'm sure his base was not moved. They will
Speaker 6: be there in November, riding with Trump. But what about
Speaker 6: those undecided, those independents? Okay? Last night Political reported that
Speaker 6: in the first hour of the debate, seventy one percent
Speaker 6: of Kamala Harris's grassroots donors were women. Seventy one percent.
Speaker 6: You know why because the Vice President laid out simple
Speaker 6: and plane how Donald Trump is the person who appointed
Speaker 6: three Supreme Court judges who abolished Roby Wade, and how
Speaker 6: Trump takes full credit for the attack on women's reproductive rights,
Speaker 6: and Donald Trump's only instident was a lie. Let's listen.
Speaker 1: Well, the reason I'm doing that vote is because they
Speaker 1: have abortion in the ninth month. They even have and
Speaker 1: you can look at the governor of West Virginia, the
Speaker 1: previous governor of West Virginia. He said, the baby will
Speaker 1: be born, and we will decide what to do with
Speaker 1: the baby. In other words, we'll execute the baby. And
Speaker 1: that's why I did that, because that predominates because they're radical.
Speaker 1: The Democrats are radical in that. And her vice presidential pick,
Speaker 1: which I think is a horrible pick, by the way,
Speaker 1: for our country, but her vice presidential pick says abortion
Speaker 1: in the ninth month is absolutely fine. He also says
Speaker 1: execution after birth, it's an execution, no longer abortion because
Speaker 1: the baby is born is okay. And that's not okay
Speaker 1: with me. Each individual state is voting. It's the vote
Speaker 1: of the people now, it's not tied up in the
Speaker 1: federal government. I did a great service in doing it.
Speaker 1: It took courage to do it, and the Supreme Court
Speaker 1: had great courage in doing it, and I give tremendous
Speaker 1: credit to those six justices.
Speaker 2: There is no state in this country where it is
Speaker 2: legal to kill a baby after it's born noun and
Speaker 2: vice president.
Speaker 6: Want to get your response to the President Trump?
Speaker 2: Well, as I said, you're gonna hear a bunch of
Speaker 2: lies and that's not actually a surprising fact.
Speaker 6: Hey man, can I tell y'all something Donald Trump might
Speaker 6: be retarded? Okay, stop using that word I said. I know,
Speaker 6: retarded is considered of fencing it again, but in Webster's dictionary,
Speaker 6: retarded as an adjective, and one of the definitions of
Speaker 6: retarded is very stupid or foolish.
Speaker 5: If you agree that Donald Trump is very stupid or foolish,
Speaker 5: then guess what what he's retarded? Okay, and I want
Speaker 5: everyone saying that everyone on cable news should be talking
Speaker 5: about how Trump is incoherent. He does not have a
Speaker 5: grasp on policy, he doesn't have a plan, he has
Speaker 5: the concept of a plan, and maga some of y'all
Speaker 5: holding off for dear life. But remember, if you can't
Speaker 5: tell the truth about your guy, then you're no better
Speaker 5: than those people who couldn't tell the truth about Biden.
Speaker 5: That's why I was pleasantly surprised to see Republicans telling
Speaker 5: the truth about what we saw on that debate stage
Speaker 5: last night. Tim Miller of the Bullwark said he called
Speaker 5: up with Lindsey Graham last night and Lindsey Graham said this.
Speaker 4: I asked several of his surrogates like what they thought,
Speaker 4: and the number one question I asked him was what
Speaker 4: did you think? His best answer was tonight. And then
Speaker 4: I saw my old friend Lindsay Graham. You know, we
Speaker 4: used to beat panels of twenty sixteen when he was
Speaker 4: a Jeb endorser, and we had we had a pretty
Speaker 4: heated exchange I have to say where he said I
Speaker 4: should be ashamed of myself, and the feeling is kind
Speaker 4: of mutual. But after our argument about the state of
Speaker 4: affairs of politics, you know, when when we calmed down
Speaker 4: a little bit, he looked at me and he was
Speaker 4: just like, you are right about one thing.
Speaker 7: That was a disaster.
Speaker 4: He was unprepared and we should fire the debate team.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, okay, well that's I think that's
Speaker 4: all you need to know about tonight. You know, when
Speaker 4: you have your surrogate in the debate room saying you
Speaker 4: should fire the debate prep team, I think we know
Speaker 4: who won and who lost.
Speaker 6: Come on, now, old lady bug, Lindsay Graham telling the
Speaker 6: truth of Chris Christy. Republicans said the vice president was
Speaker 6: exquisitely well prepared. She laid traps and he.
Speaker 5: Chased every rabbit down every hole.
Speaker 6: And he also said, whoever prepared Donald Trump should be fired.
Speaker 6: He was not good tonight at all. They're just telling
Speaker 6: the truth. Britt Hume, a conservative pundit on Fox News.
Speaker 6: He was on Fox News with hand of the last
Speaker 6: night and he said this, Maga.
Speaker 7: Listen, make no mistake about it. Trump had a bad night.
Speaker 7: He rose to debate repeatedly when she baited him something
Speaker 7: I'm sure his advisors had begged him not to do.
Speaker 7: And we heard so many of the old grievances that
Speaker 7: we long thought that Trump had learned were not winners politically,
Speaker 7: and now they all were, you know, talking about how
Speaker 7: he didn't lose the election and all that. I mean.
Speaker 7: So my sense is that she came out of this
Speaker 7: in pretty good shape. Now, how long this will last
Speaker 7: and is anybody's guests, But for tonight at least, this
Speaker 7: was pretty much her night. You're saying she had a
Speaker 7: good night, I'm saying she certainly did.
Speaker 6: That was on Fox News. That was Brit Hume, a
Speaker 6: conservative pundit on Fox News at some point last night,
Speaker 6: Trump should have just reminded people that he pardoned Lil Wayne,
Speaker 6: and he should have said, the vice president is the
Speaker 6: reason Lil Wayne isn't performing at the super Bowl. That's
Speaker 6: the only thing that could work, because it was a
Speaker 6: complete shutout, flawless victory. Madam vice President was completely and
Speaker 6: totally herself and Trump couldn't do nothing with her, okay
Speaker 6: to debate. The debate was a complete and total dog walker.
Speaker 6: And I don't care what your leader says. The dog
Speaker 6: that got walked is not edible. Please let Kathy Griffin
Speaker 6: give Donald Trump the biggest he hull.
Speaker 7: Please give this giant yar male the biggest he haul.
Speaker 2: If he had got up there and just did a
Speaker 2: here's the rundown.
Speaker 6: What should have happened at the super Bowl because I
Speaker 6: parted on that probably would have if he would have said,
Speaker 6: I'm a pardon thug as soon as I get in
Speaker 6: first day of office. Hmmm, you know.
Speaker 1: No, all right, Well, thank you for that.
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