Speaker 1: What's that at the bed spooky? Hey, joky, I'm prety
Speaker 1: sure it's dead. It's coming this way.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, I.
Speaker 3: Said, esmays, Hey boo, it's me Roz.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: I got to talk to two comedians who I absolutely adore,
Speaker 4: Michael Henry and Tim Murray, two of them absolutely hilarious.
Speaker 4: They've been touring around the country together. They'll tell you
Speaker 4: about where you can find them and go go watch
Speaker 4: one of their shows live. They're incredible on stage and
Speaker 4: great internet comedians as well. They're real gay and I
Speaker 4: think that that is neat. There's also a video version
Speaker 4: of this episode. You can find the link to that
Speaker 4: in the description of this episode. We it's this conversation
Speaker 4: today is all over the place. We talk about UFOs,
Speaker 4: we talk about having sex with ghosts. I mean, there's
Speaker 4: just a lot and it gets a little raunchy, so
Speaker 4: consider yourself warned. But I had a great time and
Speaker 4: they crack me up, so I hope you enjoy. Here
Speaker 4: is me talking to Michael Henry and Tim Murray. And
Speaker 4: with the show, I'm joined by two friends who are
Speaker 4: honestly they've become a comedy team and I'm very happy
Speaker 4: about it. Tim Murray and Michael Henry and they can harmonize.
Speaker 1: I just realized that you guys have.
Speaker 4: Four first names amongst there's Tim Murray, Michael Henry.
Speaker 5: I don't know know Murray's.
Speaker 2: I don't know Henry's, there's Murray's. True.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, it's a lot of first names.
Speaker 5: Get on board.
Speaker 1: Well, I've been on board.
Speaker 6: I know like six Hernandez Is, Hernandez Smith, Hernandez Jones.
Speaker 4: I recently matched with somebody on Tinder that had the
Speaker 4: last name Hernandez, and I'm like, there's not a good chance.
Speaker 7: I watched Doctor Phil and it was this couple on
Speaker 7: who were I think they were siblings, and they were
Speaker 7: romantically inclined.
Speaker 1: Romantically inclined.
Speaker 5: They were procreating.
Speaker 1: They were they were having babies.
Speaker 5: And that's why it's illegal.
Speaker 2: This is because of Doctor Phil.
Speaker 5: Well, because you can't pro create if you're gonna be with.
Speaker 2: Your is it illegal to do that your cousin as well? No?
Speaker 5: I think substates allowed first cousins.
Speaker 2: That's weird.
Speaker 4: Well, usually what we do is we talk about ghosts
Speaker 4: on the show.
Speaker 1: It's just typically how it goes.
Speaker 7: You could fuck a dead relative's fun.
Speaker 1: You can fuck a ghost.
Speaker 2: That's what I want.
Speaker 4: Yeah, do you guys believe that a human could fuck
Speaker 4: a ghost.
Speaker 2: On Gray's Anatomy? I do.
Speaker 1: Did that happen on Gray's Anatomy?
Speaker 2: Absolutely? Is he Stevens.
Speaker 6: There's a whole season where he's fucking a ghost for real,
Speaker 6: the whole season, and that I think that was the
Speaker 6: season that she was like, these writers are not good
Speaker 6: and then never got mad at her.
Speaker 4: I recently talked to a person not on this podcast,
Speaker 4: just out out in the world that had sex with
Speaker 4: a ghost, because people love to like come up to
Speaker 4: me and be like, you want to hear a story
Speaker 4: about when I had sex with a ghost for three
Speaker 4: years And I'm like, yeah, tell me and once again,
Speaker 4: and I'm not going to generalize, but I have noticed
Speaker 4: from the people that tell me stories it's good.
Speaker 1: It's not.
Speaker 4: It is because you would think that it's like not
Speaker 4: very consensual, like you know, it could get a little tricky.
Speaker 5: Well, who's taking advantage of who?
Speaker 4: Well, I would think since you can't see the other person,
Speaker 4: it could be kind of a sneak attack.
Speaker 5: They're sneaking up on you, up and in on some occasions.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So I have talked I talked to other people
Speaker 4: and they tell me it's great. Billy Lee from vander
Speaker 4: Pumperule's Famous, they came on this podcast and told a
Speaker 4: story about having sex with a ghost.
Speaker 7: Well, well, I mean I am all for it, and
Speaker 7: I sometimes have felt like I was because I have
Speaker 7: incredibly vivid dreams.
Speaker 2: Yeah m hm, And sometimes I think that it's real.
Speaker 7: Like you know when you're like half awake, half asleep
Speaker 7: and you think you see currently.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, I have felt that.
Speaker 7: And even Joy Behar on the View a couple of
Speaker 7: weeks ago said she did she had sex.
Speaker 2: With a ghost.
Speaker 1: Do you believe it?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 7: And Nicole Smith said she had sex with the ghosts.
Speaker 7: Lots of people are having six with ghosts.
Speaker 2: It's the thing.
Speaker 4: I just was talking about this on one of my
Speaker 4: absolute favorite podcasts, Double Threat with Julie Klausser and Tom
Speaker 4: Sharpling Shout Out, and we were talking about Joey Bayhart
Speaker 4: having sex with a ghost and one of them said
Speaker 4: that sounds like a consent problem, and and I was like,
Speaker 4: oh yeah, and then the person and then one of
Speaker 4: them said, for the ghost.
Speaker 7: But usually the ghosts are the ones that are bored
Speaker 7: and wanting to inhabit your world.
Speaker 1: Well, because what's the ghost doing all this time?
Speaker 2: Like beaten off?
Speaker 7: Now once they see they got a willing person, they're like, Okay,
Speaker 7: the ghost doesn't have to flick its bean anymore.
Speaker 5: It could get into Jordan.
Speaker 2: You know that we don't know that the ghosts aren't
Speaker 2: fucking each other. M They're not necessarily all ghost coffee,
Speaker 2: ghost book hockey booooo cocky.
Speaker 4: Okay, well okay, so these vivid dreams that you have,
Speaker 4: what makes you think that maybe they could be more
Speaker 4: than just a dream.
Speaker 7: I always think that they're more than dreams, and I
Speaker 7: have to convince myself that they're not because I don't
Speaker 7: want them again.
Speaker 5: Okay, I heard.
Speaker 7: If you say to ghosts, I don't believe in you
Speaker 7: and I don't want you around, they'll leave you alone.
Speaker 7: But I still have these dreams sometimes.
Speaker 2: What are the dreams like to be a star?
Speaker 5: Well, that's reality.
Speaker 2: Sure, I don't want you to have those dreams anymore either. Yeah, girl,
Speaker 2: this isn't gonna make me a star. Yeah, it's night will.
Speaker 1: In the paranormal community.
Speaker 5: Okay, good, great, the paranormal are listening.
Speaker 1: There's I think that there's ghosts that listen.
Speaker 4: People tell me all the time that they listen to
Speaker 4: this podcast and then shit goes down in their house.
Speaker 6: Oh really, okay, that is my goal for this pod.
Speaker 6: That is what I want, because he wants you to
Speaker 6: go down. Yes, ghosts, I think, because I believe ghosts
Speaker 6: do not come to me for the most part. I
Speaker 6: have one story about Yeah, you're right. They can tell
Speaker 6: I walk in the room and they're like, oh, he
Speaker 6: wants it too bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly.
Speaker 4: It's like yeaheah, it's like trying to be a star.
Speaker 4: They're gonna go you want it too much exactly. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's why ghost wall fuck me.
Speaker 1: So what what's your experience with that?
Speaker 6: Similar to Michael, I've had like really really vivid dreams
Speaker 6: my whole life. I was a bedwetter until I was
Speaker 6: sixteen years old, so my brain was like trying to
Speaker 6: wake me up, and like horrible, horrible, horrific things happen
Speaker 6: in my dreams to like and you know, like you
Speaker 6: don't die in your dreams, but because whatever.
Speaker 2: I do, you die in your dream all the time.
Speaker 7: That's it's the most jar feeling, like I got pushed
Speaker 7: off a cliff.
Speaker 2: A couple of weeks ago in a dream by Joey Bayhart.
Speaker 7: He's my going off, my man lay off, my afterlife. No,
Speaker 7: I jumped off, I was pushed or whatever off a cliff.
Speaker 7: And when you hit the pavement, you wake up and
Speaker 7: your heart is racing everything.
Speaker 1: You didn't wake up.
Speaker 6: You woke up. What happens to me is I my
Speaker 6: body's trying to wake me up. My brain's trying to
Speaker 6: wake me up, and I don't wake up. So I
Speaker 6: hit the pavement.
Speaker 2: Save more from.
Speaker 6: I would hit the pavement and still be alive, and
Speaker 6: then I have to navigate that. And I do sometimes
Speaker 6: wonder if that's like a paranormal something trying to it's
Speaker 6: not just my brain, if it's like something trying to
Speaker 6: communicate with me.
Speaker 4: Okay, now I've done this podcast for so many years
Speaker 4: that I can just retell old stories that people have told.
Speaker 4: You guys know Oscar Montoya, right, love love Oscar So.
Speaker 4: Oscar told this story about having this reoccurring dream over
Speaker 4: his whole life of falling off of a cliff and
Speaker 4: he could feel his bones snapping and for some I
Speaker 4: can't remember the exact details, go back and listen. When
Speaker 4: he was on it was probably like three or four
Speaker 4: years ago, he kept he would. He had some for
Speaker 4: some reason, he had this belief that he was going
Speaker 4: to die before like his twenty seventh or twenty eighth,
Speaker 4: I can't remember what the birthday was, but he could
Speaker 4: feel like his bones crunching and whatever.
Speaker 1: He had the stream all the time. And then one.
Speaker 4: Day, right before whatever year birthday it was, he does
Speaker 4: this commercial and in it he's supposed to bungee jump.
Speaker 4: He did kind of like one of those like sure
Speaker 4: I could do it, why not and never did it
Speaker 4: or whatever. So he's shooting it. As soon as he's
Speaker 4: about to do the first take, somebody comes in.
Speaker 1: They're like, stop, stop, stop.
Speaker 4: The cord was too long for the cliff. It was
Speaker 4: like longer than the cliff, and he almost just jumped off.
Speaker 2: Oh oh my god, my god.
Speaker 4: It's one of the most wild stories I've ever heard
Speaker 4: that just truly sent a chill down my spine. Listen
Speaker 4: to him tell it, because it's obviously way better.
Speaker 6: But one time I was at a Cedar Point Amusement Park,
Speaker 6: famously a very safe place, and we were watching those
Speaker 6: like you know, those bungee things. We like sit in
Speaker 6: the bungee and it kind of launches you. Yeah, and
Speaker 6: there's four like bunge cores on each side because they're
Speaker 6: in like a like a basket.
Speaker 2: This family and this girl's like freaking out. She's so scared.
Speaker 2: She's like, I don't want to do it. I don't
Speaker 2: want to do it. And the family's like it's gonna
Speaker 2: be great. It's gonna be great.
Speaker 6: And then other people can kind of stand around and
Speaker 6: watch them get launched. And they were like ten nine.
Speaker 6: At eight, one of the chords snapped off, no, I
Speaker 6: swear to God, Final Destination literally and they didn't launch
Speaker 6: her like it was okay, they got them off the.
Speaker 5: Ride, but it was like they launched her anyway.
Speaker 2: Joy Bayhart came and pulled the lever.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good. That is Final Destination.
Speaker 2: Oh. I love those movies.
Speaker 1: I love those movies so good.
Speaker 2: I love being scared. I love to be scared because
Speaker 2: I don't know, it takes us out of your like
Speaker 2: out of your head, out of your like I'm always
Speaker 2: overthinking everything, So I love. That's why I want ghosts.
Speaker 7: See, Okay, I am more into like real life murders
Speaker 7: and real life stuff like not horror films. Like I
Speaker 7: like true crime, Like, where's the DNA? That's my vibe?
Speaker 4: No, No, that scares me too much.
Speaker 5: I'm desensitized to it.
Speaker 2: Good.
Speaker 1: You just said that like a murderer.
Speaker 2: I guess we'll see.
Speaker 4: Well, can I tell you guys a little bit about
Speaker 4: a UFO case?
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 1: How do you guys feel about UFOs?
Speaker 5: I think real?
Speaker 6: Mmm, I think I neutralta not real? Why I'm just
Speaker 6: kind of like, why haven't we seen more of that?
Speaker 6: I believe you mean they're popping up everywhere UFO. I
Speaker 6: believe in alien posting, but I don't believe in UFOs.
Speaker 2: I believe like that there are getting here. I don't
Speaker 2: think they are getting here.
Speaker 6: I think they're like in other planets, like wherever Xenon
Speaker 6: is from.
Speaker 1: But I don't think, oh Xenon.
Speaker 2: But I don't think there's not an alien. No, No,
Speaker 2: she was.
Speaker 4: She was a girl, a girl in the twenty first century,
Speaker 4: which we now live in.
Speaker 2: So where it's so, why aren't we on the moon?
Speaker 4: Exactly? Zoom zoom zoom. We've been on zoom, we have zoom.
Speaker 4: Now remember she had the song zoom zoom zoom, Maha.
Speaker 2: Go and my body goes boom boom, boom.
Speaker 4: Now, yes, so she really predicted the phot things happened. Okay,
Speaker 4: so maybe this will convince you of UFOs, though I
Speaker 4: have a feeling it's not. This is a story that
Speaker 4: somebody told me, recommended to me a listener show.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry forget what it was. Thank you, though.
Speaker 4: The Golf Breeze UFO incident. This took place in Golf Breeze, Florida.
Speaker 2: Already a lot of.
Speaker 1: Well, let me tell you this story. The year was
Speaker 1: nineteen eighty.
Speaker 2: Seven, the year that's twenty years before I was born.
Speaker 1: I'm set in the town. It's nineteen eighty seven.
Speaker 4: Fatal attraction was tearing up the box office. Gloria Stefan
Speaker 4: sang that the rhythm is going to get you, and
Speaker 4: a man named Ed Walters and Golf Breeze, Florida didn't
Speaker 4: believe that it was a rhythm that was going to
Speaker 4: get you. He believed it was aliens. This is the
Speaker 4: story submitted for your approval by the Midnight Society. I
Speaker 4: call this story the Golf Breeze Florida golf, I mean
Speaker 4: incidents golfin Satchy.
Speaker 6: Before you say, Gloria Estephon, I was literally going to
Speaker 6: say the words Gloria estephon.
Speaker 2: So that's a little doo doo do do do do
Speaker 2: do doo.
Speaker 6: Already, when you said southern Florida, that's literally the words
Speaker 6: I was gonna say.
Speaker 4: Okay, so okay, Ed Walters. This man, he nineteen eighty seven.
Speaker 4: He's a local building contractor in Florida. He's just mine
Speaker 4: in his own business, in his house, and all of
Speaker 4: a sudden he feels immobilized by a blue beam up
Speaker 4: in the sky.
Speaker 1: He grabs his Polaroid camera. He gets out there.
Speaker 4: He snaps photos of a UFO that is hovering about
Speaker 4: two hundred feet up.
Speaker 1: I actually have a photo.
Speaker 6: He snapped, Mama, he snapped out there, and he's snapped.
Speaker 4: He took a lot of different photos, but basically this
Speaker 4: is like the most famous one.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's actually freaking me.
Speaker 7: Oh and in nineteen eighty seven for good quality, for
Speaker 7: that Wow, that actually really.
Speaker 4: Ok I believe this is from the polaroid, but it's
Speaker 4: definitely one of the photos. Because here's the deal. He's
Speaker 4: not the only one that experienced this.
Speaker 5: Okay, honey, you're not the only one.
Speaker 1: You think you're the only one, sis, she is not the.
Speaker 2: Only lad, you are not the one, honey.
Speaker 4: So he says, this was like something right out of
Speaker 4: a Steven Spielberg movie.
Speaker 2: It was threw three mile.
Speaker 4: The Flintstones. He did produce that one. So this was
Speaker 4: from November of nineteen eighty seven to May of nineteen
Speaker 4: eighty eight, and he took thirty two photographs of it
Speaker 4: and video. He claims that he saw it land and
Speaker 4: quote deposit five aliens on the road. He says that
Speaker 4: they stared into his windows and they spoke to him
Speaker 4: both in Spanish and in English.
Speaker 1: They were bilingual, so.
Speaker 4: They apparently telepathically showed him a book that had a
Speaker 4: bunch of dogs in it, and it like said what
Speaker 4: each dog was.
Speaker 1: This is just what he reported.
Speaker 4: He then was lifted three feet in the air through
Speaker 4: a blue light by them. He said that a humming
Speaker 4: in his head would let him know it's about to
Speaker 4: be aliens.
Speaker 2: This is the inspiration for defying gravity.
Speaker 4: He said that the UFO leaked a liquid that could
Speaker 4: actually boil for nineteen days.
Speaker 2: Michael has that problem too.
Speaker 6: I'm let honey, every time, I'm always like a goat
Speaker 6: to the clinic.
Speaker 2: Girl, you are leaking a boiling calculating.
Speaker 4: Right now, parklating, Okay, Mary Jay.
Speaker 2: This dancery.
Speaker 4: So at one point he was at a park and
Speaker 4: they visited him and then he just lost consciousness for
Speaker 4: an hour. Overall, he had nineteen encounters. He used a
Speaker 4: couple of aliases out of fear of ridicule, but he
Speaker 4: gave his photos to the Gulf Breeze Sentinel in nineteen
Speaker 4: eighty seven. He even volunteered to take a lie detector test.
Speaker 4: They had some you know, experts looking at these tests
Speaker 4: and they concluded that he believed it.
Speaker 1: So I don't know if that means that it's real
Speaker 1: or not.
Speaker 2: But you know, no other witnesses, just him.
Speaker 1: Well, funny you say that.
Speaker 2: Behart.
Speaker 4: She was playing the Gulf Breeze improv that wet. So
Speaker 4: there was a lot of credible people that reviewed the
Speaker 4: photos and they concluded this is some bullshit, but a
Speaker 4: lot of credible people believe it too. The director of
Speaker 4: the of Moufon, which is the Mutual UFO network, his
Speaker 4: name at the time, Walter Andris. He said that it
Speaker 4: was quote the best case we've ever seen.
Speaker 1: According to the photos, this.
Speaker 4: UFO would have had to be ten times the diameter
Speaker 4: of the sun or the moon, so obviously they're like,
Speaker 4: why didn't more people report this? The nearest air Force
Speaker 4: base said that there were no blips in their radar.
Speaker 4: After the article came out, dozens of people in the
Speaker 4: area claimed that they had sightings. So was it massa
Speaker 4: was a people being like, Oh, it happened to me too.
Speaker 4: I don't know, but there were reports of UFOs in
Speaker 4: the area since nineteen the nineteen fifties, a woman around
Speaker 4: this time was awoken at two am and she found
Speaker 4: one hovering over her yard. In nineteen eighty eight, a
Speaker 4: couple named Fanner and Shirley McConnell. They said that they
Speaker 4: saw a disc shaped aircraft glowing over a local pier.
Speaker 4: A golf Breeze councilwoman named Brenda Pollock was a friend
Speaker 4: of Ed and she said that he is not the
Speaker 4: type to make up such a thing, and she also
Speaker 4: witnessed it in nineteen eighty eight. She was crossing the
Speaker 4: Pensacola Bay Bridge and she saw a bright orange light
Speaker 4: that was flying overhead.
Speaker 1: So how do we feel about this so far?
Speaker 2: I feel like this is Shenanigan's and Tomfoolery.
Speaker 6: I know people from Florida and they are desperate for attention.
Speaker 6: I once went to the Prices right, everybody there was
Speaker 6: from Florida, and they were like, we want to get
Speaker 6: on TV, we want to get on TV. I think
Speaker 6: these people really wanted a news story.
Speaker 5: I believe it.
Speaker 1: But he used aliases.
Speaker 2: Jennifer Gardner, Wait, but what do you so he what
Speaker 2: do you mean? He like said he said he was
Speaker 2: different people reporting him.
Speaker 4: Originally he was like, it's not really me, Like he
Speaker 4: used like fake names.
Speaker 2: What what is that prove?
Speaker 8: Just because he.
Speaker 1: Wanted to share it. But he didn't want.
Speaker 2: The fa.
Speaker 1: For cloud.
Speaker 6: I don't really buy that. I think that was like
Speaker 6: a smart plan to try to get Floridians are planners, honey?
Speaker 2: Ever heard of hurricanes? You got to have the shutters up.
Speaker 2: You gotta have they plan.
Speaker 1: You ever heard of Disney World? You got a plan.
Speaker 1: That's a big place.
Speaker 6: That's true. You got four different parks to get to. Well,
Speaker 6: you can skip UPco because it's boring.
Speaker 5: But I love whether you said the own de generous exhibit.
Speaker 1: Oh god God, I would just yell at you.
Speaker 7: You go in a box and I would yells on
Speaker 7: her show.
Speaker 4: Okay, so this is where the story gets real good
Speaker 4: let's cut to nineteen ninety. Now Ed Walters has moved
Speaker 4: out of his house and the man or person I
Speaker 4: don't know who the person, moves into his house. They're
Speaker 4: rifling around their new house. They go into the attic
Speaker 4: and they find a UFO model and it is some.
Speaker 1: Hobby lobby.
Speaker 4: This thing was done with draft It was wrapped in
Speaker 4: drafting paper. It was made out of foam, pie plates,
Speaker 4: paper and cardboard.
Speaker 1: And here is what it looked like.
Speaker 6: No, girl, that is giving, hoppy lobby. It's giving, not
Speaker 6: supporting reproductive rights.
Speaker 5: It's giving. It's giving that thing at l a.
Speaker 6: X, Yes, the the UFO restaurant in the middle. It's
Speaker 6: not even that. It's giving like.
Speaker 1: Like look at the little guard syrophone plates.
Speaker 5: Yeah, two Dixie plates.
Speaker 2: Two Dixie plates. Also, it's giving.
Speaker 4: Poor aliens are like Beverly Hill billy. Okay, well, now
Speaker 4: here's what do you think?
Speaker 2: He said?
Speaker 6: He said, I saw the UFO and then I made
Speaker 6: a replica of it because I was inspired.
Speaker 1: And he guesses from you, he said, Sis, you.
Speaker 5: Don't know me.
Speaker 6: I only had one day in the workroom to make this,
Speaker 6: and I had to use unconventional materials.
Speaker 4: It was the Dollar Store challenge. Yes, no, he says
Speaker 4: it was planted.
Speaker 2: Oh, this guy is stupid.
Speaker 4: I read something online that said that he was like,
Speaker 4: Come to think of it, there was a time when
Speaker 4: a car with they didn't have plates drove into my garage.
Speaker 1: They went into my attic and then they drove.
Speaker 4: Offy you, this is what I was just acting.
Speaker 1: That was really really good acting.
Speaker 4: So the Pensacola News Journal had some photographers take the
Speaker 4: model and they staged.
Speaker 1: Like reshoots remakes.
Speaker 2: Of the Pensacola model. That's what they called me, the
Speaker 2: model of.
Speaker 6: Honey's Barberzan Pensacola Model tray.
Speaker 4: So you know, they they tried to do these photos
Speaker 4: over and they're like, looks a lot like that.
Speaker 1: Also, he was known as being prankster.
Speaker 5: Allegedly he'll pan to anybody.
Speaker 6: And now what our girl Brenda was like, he's not
Speaker 6: a person who would lie about it, doesn't do that.
Speaker 6: But he's a prankster, famous prankster.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: Now, this was a huge story, I think, particularly in
Speaker 4: the area.
Speaker 1: A lot of books have been written about this.
Speaker 4: He actually wrote a book about this, and so there's
Speaker 4: been a lot of.
Speaker 1: Debate about this. This whole story and.
Speaker 4: There's people that really believe it's real because there were
Speaker 4: other sightings.
Speaker 6: Okay, but don't you think like power of suggestion, like
Speaker 6: when somebody says they see something and then everyone's like,
Speaker 6: I saw it.
Speaker 2: Too, you know what I mean?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know why, but I fully believe in ghosts,
Speaker 6: and I'm just like not sold on aliens.
Speaker 5: I well, you have to be ok for me, daddy,
Speaker 5: Oh my god. I mean, the planet's been around for
Speaker 5: what thousands of.
Speaker 7: Years at least since nineteen eighty seven at least, and
Speaker 7: there's multiple universes, so I think that even if there's
Speaker 7: there's life in other.
Speaker 6: Okay, Okay, I'm sorry, You're right, that's that's what I mean.
Speaker 6: I think there's life in other universes. I don't know
Speaker 6: about them.
Speaker 2: You want to come here, Well, it's not popping off here.
Speaker 1: Well where do you think that they live that?
Speaker 2: I don't know, But to get here, I think.
Speaker 4: Because you're from the Midwest, just like me, and you
Speaker 4: know that people from the Midwest love Florida for spring
Speaker 4: break and stuff. Maybe these are aliens from the Midwest.
Speaker 2: And going to spring break.
Speaker 1: They were doing spring break.
Speaker 6: Carson Daly's MTV spring break exactly in Florida. Okay, I
Speaker 6: could see that for them, because why would you you
Speaker 6: land in a cornfield in Ohio.
Speaker 2: You're like out of here? Yeah, not what's going on here?
Speaker 2: Let me go down to spring break.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but they could they could make some crop circles
Speaker 4: in the cornfield.
Speaker 6: They make the crop circles, and then they're tired from that.
Speaker 6: They got to party it off for one week only
Speaker 6: in South Beach golf breeze, golf breeze.
Speaker 2: Okay, but can I ask you another question?
Speaker 1: Please do?
Speaker 2: Why are they always like circular? Round? Like? What is
Speaker 2: that about UFOs? Why is you know what I mean? Like,
Speaker 2: if if I were to be like I saw UFO,
Speaker 2: why we made that up right?
Speaker 6: That they would be circular and round? So like, couldn't
Speaker 6: they just look like a regular airplane or like a
Speaker 6: spaceship or something.
Speaker 4: Well, honestly, you know, I very much believe that they're
Speaker 4: real and that there was so much smarter than us.
Speaker 4: Those things very rarely crash. They're way faster, way more
Speaker 4: accurate than what we have.
Speaker 7: Okay, I think it's creepy, but I think that they're
Speaker 7: here right now and they probably look just like us.
Speaker 2: Oh, I kind of love that. Yeah, I think that's
Speaker 2: kind of scary.
Speaker 7: I think that they are light years ahead of us,
Speaker 7: like they're so advanced that they have.
Speaker 5: We come here and they're like, let's just fuck a rip.
Speaker 4: Can we curse at this point at some of the
Speaker 4: things I've come out of your mouth, and now you're
Speaker 4: asking if we can curse.
Speaker 2: Wait to see the things that come in heng now.
Speaker 7: Oh, I'm coming for your bad.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 7: No, they're coming here looking like us in our bodies
Speaker 7: just to have fun.
Speaker 1: They don't look like me.
Speaker 2: You could be one.
Speaker 5: We don't know.
Speaker 2: What do you know? Oh?
Speaker 4: Now, we're gonna do a little segment where I go
Speaker 4: to eBay and I look for haunted dolls and I
Speaker 4: got one for you that is for sale for a
Speaker 4: lucky winner sixty five dollars.
Speaker 1: I want you right now to meet sarch.
Speaker 2: Oh. I actually I'm actually living for the color scheme,
Speaker 2: if I'm being honest.
Speaker 4: Surge is like, what do you call those kinds of clowns?
Speaker 4: Like an old timey clown?
Speaker 6: Yeah, but with like kind of listener. It's like pink
Speaker 6: and green with like some gold trimmed. It's giving a gesture,
Speaker 6: but I'm gonna say, like, it's kind of giving fashion
Speaker 6: and I'm kind of living for like almost like a
Speaker 6: Smoky Eye situation.
Speaker 2: I kind of like this doll. It's like a condom
Speaker 2: on a head. It does look like a condom on.
Speaker 1: A head, a green condom.
Speaker 2: I guess I thought that was going to be scarier.
Speaker 2: I think Surge is kind of serving. So what makes
Speaker 2: it haunted?
Speaker 4: Well, I'll tell you, Oh, Surge. So these dolls come
Speaker 4: with spirits inside of them, and the people that sell
Speaker 4: these somehow get these backstories from doing seances or using
Speaker 4: paranormal equipment whatever. They gather these back stories from the
Speaker 4: spirit inside of the dolls. So you're not just buying
Speaker 4: a doll, you're buying a spirit.
Speaker 5: It's like a bogo exactly.
Speaker 4: By one, get one? Why pay more when exactly? So
Speaker 4: here's Serge sixty five dollars. It says Surge was a
Speaker 4: male escort. So Surge is the dollar, the spirit, the spirit,
Speaker 4: but the dolls called the spirit's name, the dolls. It's
Speaker 4: all they're one insane, gotcha, they're both okay.
Speaker 1: So Surge was a male escort.
Speaker 4: The majority of his clients were single men, but he
Speaker 4: also worked with couples.
Speaker 1: The men he had been with.
Speaker 4: Were sometimes gay, but more commonly they were by or
Speaker 4: they were by curious. Surge sometimes went out to dinner
Speaker 4: with his clients, to shows, casinos, even on their private
Speaker 4: yachts or jets, but usually they just came to his
Speaker 4: apartment or his hotel. All of his gigs involved having sex. Say,
Speaker 4: Sarge is super sexually forward. He will throw himself at
Speaker 4: you when you are not expecting it. He can be
Speaker 4: excessive at times, and he needs someone who loves sex
Speaker 4: as much as he does. Surge needs to find someone
Speaker 4: who can keep up with his desires. He enjoys watching
Speaker 4: the view to see joy Beyharten the vessel that's in
Speaker 4: It's in a music box doll, it's nine inches tall.
Speaker 1: And yeah, so now how do we feel about Serge?
Speaker 5: Well, here's the thing. Am I gonna buy this doll
Speaker 5: and get hustled by the doll? Like?
Speaker 7: Is it gonna will always want me to pay for
Speaker 7: the boyfriend experience?
Speaker 4: Well, but it does, say, and I quote. All his
Speaker 4: gigs involve having sex.
Speaker 6: Yeah huh yeah, but yeah, but do you is it
Speaker 6: a one time payment of sixty five dollars and then
Speaker 6: go sex for the rest of your life. Like Michael
Speaker 6: is saying, is it like you pay sixty five dollars
Speaker 6: for your initial entry to the doll and then every
Speaker 6: time you hook up it's like another fee.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, he might give you a discount, maybe like
Speaker 4: a punch card.
Speaker 2: I think i'd really just do mussour finder. Yeah, then
Speaker 2: then get served.
Speaker 6: But I will say the eradica of the like written
Speaker 6: word was pretty well done.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good.
Speaker 2: That's worth the sixty five.
Speaker 5: Your photo of the person that posted this.
Speaker 1: I wish why would they want to get ridistered? Maybe
Speaker 1: search took all their money?
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, okay, you want to hear some ghost voices?
Speaker 6: Hell yeah, it's time for EVP.
Speaker 2: Or ev plicse.
Speaker 5: Do you know the term EVP no extra virgin pe.
Speaker 1: Electronic voice phenomenon close.
Speaker 4: So it's when ghost hunters believe they've captured a ghost speaking. Okay,
Speaker 4: So what I do is I go to YouTube, I
Speaker 4: look for EVPs, and I want you to guess what
Speaker 4: this ghost hunter believes this ghost is thing.
Speaker 2: Okay, I can't wait.
Speaker 1: Okay. This first one was posted by Kimberly Simpson.
Speaker 2: Come on, Kim, no relation to Ashley or Jessica, I wonder.
Speaker 6: On a Monday, my friend babysat for her. The other day,
Speaker 6: I was hanging out with my friend for like three
Speaker 6: hours the other day hour three.
Speaker 2: She was like, oh yeah the.
Speaker 6: Other day when I was babysitting for Ashley Simpson, and
Speaker 6: I was like, you just bury the lead. Why Why
Speaker 6: wasn't that the first thing you said when I walked
Speaker 6: in the door.
Speaker 5: Why does he actually need a sitter because.
Speaker 2: She got killed?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Oh, like what was she? What was she doing? You
Speaker 2: mean she's got ad sir.
Speaker 4: So Kimberly Simpson found this at a place in North
Speaker 4: Carolina called Booger Hollow. Sorry, Booger Holler.
Speaker 2: That's Michael's drag name, Booger Holler.
Speaker 4: This is a real place. I looked it up. Also
Speaker 4: in my research of Booger Holler. I found a place
Speaker 4: in West Virginia. Sorry, yes, West Virginia. It's a haunted town.
Speaker 4: It's called Booger Hole.
Speaker 5: That's your drag name.
Speaker 4: Okay, so this is that Booger Holler.
Speaker 1: What did Kimberly Simpson believe? This ghost is saying?
Speaker 2: I gotta hear it again? Sorry? Can you.
Speaker 5: Did you film me?
Speaker 2: Can you nail me, can you email me?
Speaker 1: This is an Okay, that's not what Kimberly Simpson heard.
Speaker 4: Is it a are you serving?
Speaker 2: Is it B?
Speaker 1: Is that a Wells drink?
Speaker 4: That's a shady thing to say to someone because you
Speaker 4: know it is. You know it's a Wells drink?
Speaker 1: Is it c are you my daddy? Or d yes? Mama,
Speaker 1: sleave queen.
Speaker 2: I got to say e all of the above.
Speaker 1: Or E on a Monday. I am waiting.
Speaker 2: I'm waiting for sure.
Speaker 5: I wanted to be the well drink one.
Speaker 1: She believes it is c are you my daddy? Okay,
Speaker 1: let me play it again now that we know that.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 7: Why would this is kost be saying that to Stephanie
Speaker 7: Kimberly my dad?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: So okay, here's the next one. This is from mud
Speaker 4: Vein five one three.
Speaker 5: That's hot, screamed.
Speaker 1: I never really is. This was taken at mud Vain's house.
Speaker 1: What is it saying?
Speaker 4: Okay, there's some kind of I don't know what's in
Speaker 4: the background, but it's the obvious whisper voice.
Speaker 1: Let me turn it up a little bit.
Speaker 2: One more time. I heard it.
Speaker 5: What's on it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I definitely heard you at the beginning.
Speaker 4: Really, oh, it's not the one in the background. It's
Speaker 4: the one that's Oh okay, that's what we're going for.
Speaker 2: Give that again. Then one more time, Carol Caine.
Speaker 1: Carrol, Okay, I love that.
Speaker 5: I'm just here.
Speaker 1: Well, that's not what mud Vain heard.
Speaker 5: Okay girl?
Speaker 1: Five one three?
Speaker 8: Is it a you're gay? B are you okay? C
Speaker 8: f you then or d hey girl?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 4: Mud Vein five one three believes that it's saying you're okay?
Speaker 1: I heard are you okay?
Speaker 8: Now?
Speaker 2: I heard that. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean the end.
Speaker 2: There's no photo of mud Vein, not that I.
Speaker 4: But mud Vein apparently I believe this video said that
Speaker 4: he and another girl that lives in the house.
Speaker 1: He was asking are you watching us in the shower?
Speaker 1: And then it says you're okay?
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Final segment of the show.
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna list off some like paranormally type stuff,
Speaker 4: and I want you to tell me if you believe
Speaker 4: in it, if you've got a story for it, any
Speaker 4: of that.
Speaker 1: Where are we at on witchcraft?
Speaker 6: I am obsessed with witchcraft too. Yeah, I love witchcraft.
Speaker 6: I absolutely believe in it. Yeah, I think witches are real.
Speaker 7: I believe in wickan. I watched the fourth season of
Speaker 7: Beverly Carlton she is what did she call herself? Phone white?
Speaker 5: Did she see there's a black witchcraft and white witchcraft
Speaker 5: or some.
Speaker 2: Black magic black? And I believe in dark magic, dark
Speaker 2: magic and maybe light magic or something like that.
Speaker 5: But whatever, Carlton, I'll bring Carlton on here.
Speaker 2: You should get Carlton on here.
Speaker 1: She was big for the witch community.
Speaker 4: I mean like that there was never there's never been
Speaker 4: witches in the real house, no world, and it was really.
Speaker 5: Different for a lesbian housewife.
Speaker 2: Yeah for her, for hers right, But yeah, I.
Speaker 7: Believe in witch is witchcraft. I think it's all real.
Speaker 7: It's dangerous, It's very dangerous.
Speaker 6: I'm really obsessed with with witches. I have a whole
Speaker 6: like Witch's comedy show that I do. I'm like, deeply,
Speaker 6: deeply into it. And I do think there's, like, whether
Speaker 6: you believe in paranormal stuff or not, there's absolutely something
Speaker 6: to like people sitting around and actively putting their brain
Speaker 6: power and verbalizing stuff about the world and people that
Speaker 6: comes to fruition, like they were all afraid of Carlton
Speaker 6: on Beverly Hills because she was like, I'll, you know, jokingly,
Speaker 6: like I'll put a spell on your husband, and then
Speaker 6: the guy got really sick. And it's like, okay, whether
Speaker 6: you believe in like spells or not, she did put
Speaker 6: that out into the universe.
Speaker 1: And that's that's the big thing at those and housewives like,
Speaker 1: now it's out there.
Speaker 2: Now it's out there.
Speaker 1: Now you put it out there?
Speaker 4: Did you call the papers Radar online line? Okay, do
Speaker 4: you believe in like demons?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sitting right next to one. Come touches demons skin, Yeah, honey,
Speaker 2: I believe in demons. I believe in demons like I mean,
Speaker 2: I believe in.
Speaker 7: Demons because I believe that, like there's witchcraft, you can
Speaker 7: mess with all sorts of different things, and witches can
Speaker 7: mess with demons. I think, you know, people die, and
Speaker 7: I think that they can become a demon.
Speaker 1: So you think a human can die and then turn
Speaker 1: into a demon, I think so interesting. Okay, that's not
Speaker 1: the way it works, right, nobody knows. Let's be honest.
Speaker 2: I do please. I think demons are like from hell.
Speaker 5: Yeah that's where do you think?
Speaker 1: Were you guys raised with religion?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I was raised super Catholic.
Speaker 1: That's why you believe in that.
Speaker 7: But I was in Catholic, so we don't believe in
Speaker 7: like hell, hell, we we're obsessed with Lutheran.
Speaker 5: It's like Catholic light.
Speaker 6: My poppy, my grandpa from Long Island, was Lutheran and
Speaker 6: he had to go to the Lutheran church every day
Speaker 6: when we would go to the Catholic church, and he
Speaker 6: was like so shunned for it. And Lutherans don't give
Speaker 6: it two shits about Mary because you're what misogynist anyway,
Speaker 6: And Catholic Church famously nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 4: Nothing flawless, flawless, no notes none. Okay, so what about psychics?
Speaker 2: Unfortunately for me, it's a chop. It's a no for me, dog,
Speaker 2: But what are you talking?
Speaker 4: It's a major For now, you're sitting next to someone
Speaker 4: from the town that went to college in the town
Speaker 4: of maybe the most iconic.
Speaker 5: Teresa Caputo, the Long Island medium.
Speaker 2: I know about her.
Speaker 7: She's from an area called Hicksville, which is a real
Speaker 7: town name on Long Island, and.
Speaker 5: I've actually never come across.
Speaker 1: Her, but I believe I don't want to cross her, no.
Speaker 7: Because I'm she'll talk to whoever's crossed over from my life,
Speaker 7: and I don't.
Speaker 2: Know if I want that. Michael, You're in danger girl. Well.
Speaker 7: I believe in psychics, but I feel like the real
Speaker 7: ones are very far and few between. I think there's
Speaker 7: a lot of con artists, and I think a lot
Speaker 7: of people that want to go to a psychic that
Speaker 7: I want to talk to. People that have crossover are
Speaker 7: kind of like sad and vulnerable. Remember John Edwards is
Speaker 7: that his name?
Speaker 5: He used to have a show at like three pm
Speaker 5: every day, a syndicated show.
Speaker 1: There's someone over here. The name starts with a A. Yeah,
Speaker 1: B exactly a D.
Speaker 2: We got a D.
Speaker 7: But yeah, But no, I don't I don't know if
Speaker 7: I believe in those types of psychics, but I believe
Speaker 7: in psychics.
Speaker 2: Wait, so a psychic is that's different than a medium, right?
Speaker 2: Or the same thing psychic medium?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean psychic sort of a broader term.
Speaker 6: I believe that there are people who can talk to ghosts.
Speaker 6: I don't believe that there are people who can tell
Speaker 6: you your future. Okay, that's so you don't believe in
Speaker 6: taro readings.
Speaker 2: I believe in.
Speaker 6: Tarot readings to an extent, but I don't believe in
Speaker 6: like crystal Ball psychics. What about Tara reading, Honey, I
Speaker 6: believe in Tara reading all day law watch.
Speaker 5: Her read Doctor Seuss Cat in the hat.
Speaker 2: She comes in and just reads you to fucking filth.
Speaker 6: She's like, honey, the urban legend here is that fucking
Speaker 6: face with those shoulders.
Speaker 5: Those shoulders seed.
Speaker 4: Urban legends. Hey, do you guys have urban legends from
Speaker 4: where you're from?
Speaker 2: Oh, what a good question.
Speaker 5: There's a murder in my hometown unsolved.
Speaker 1: You get so serious.
Speaker 2: It really does for real.
Speaker 1: This grocery store that the way that you said that
Speaker 1: was they haven't found me.
Speaker 2: I haven't got I was a brag.
Speaker 7: I'm telling you, well, it's because I have a close connection.
Speaker 7: This woman went missing at the grocery.
Speaker 5: Store that I worked at.
Speaker 1: This was before you were working.
Speaker 2: I was a David, I.
Speaker 5: Was a friend was a different grocery store that night.
Speaker 5: But no, she was murdered.
Speaker 7: Well, we don't know she went missing, but her husband
Speaker 7: said she went to go by stuff to make Christmas
Speaker 7: cookies at eleven PM night the night before Christmas at Pathmark,
Speaker 7: this grocery store that I used to work at on
Speaker 7: Long Island.
Speaker 5: Never was seen again.
Speaker 7: Her car was found there, but nobody knows what happened
Speaker 7: to her, but people suspect he killed her and.
Speaker 5: Buried her behind his.
Speaker 1: Business does What does Teresa have to say about this?
Speaker 2: No comment?
Speaker 4: What do you guys think of like synchronicities, Like do
Speaker 4: you read into things in life?
Speaker 1: Do you go, oh, that was supposed to happen, that
Speaker 1: was meant to be.
Speaker 5: That's like the movie Sarah Tipity Okay, Oh, nothing good word.
Speaker 2: I fully believe that.
Speaker 1: That's a good drag name Sarah Dippitity, Sarah Dippity.
Speaker 2: I like that. I really believe in that stuff. I
Speaker 2: do too.
Speaker 7: There's been a lot of times where I'm like I
Speaker 7: was in the right spot at the right moment. I
Speaker 7: saved someone's life.
Speaker 2: Once tell us a friend of mine.
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 5: I was at Vine and Sunset. We just came from Chipotle.
Speaker 7: We had our drinks. We were crossing the street heading
Speaker 7: over to the Chase Bank. My friend was about to
Speaker 7: cross the street. A bus was coming. I yanked her
Speaker 7: by the back of her bra and yanked her back.
Speaker 2: She would have been.
Speaker 5: Squashed if it weren't for me.
Speaker 1: Did you break her bra?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: But she dropped her big gulp.
Speaker 2: Oh, God, what a bummer. What a bummer?
Speaker 5: Wear bras around me.
Speaker 2: It might save your life.
Speaker 5: I believe in being at the right spot at the
Speaker 5: right time.
Speaker 2: I really believe in that something like that happened to
Speaker 2: me recently. My brain is blinking.
Speaker 6: But the main one I can think of is my
Speaker 6: parents were in Amsterdam and they were like sitting at
Speaker 6: a cafe and my cousin Mark walked by and I
Speaker 6: was like, that looks like my uncle John. And they
Speaker 6: had no idea that they were both there at the
Speaker 6: same time, and he was like, that is my uncle John.
Speaker 6: They were like in Amsterdam at the same time and
Speaker 6: they just ran bumped into each other.
Speaker 1: So when they enemies, Hey, guess what, that's the end. Wow.
Speaker 1: Thank you guys. You want to tell people where to
Speaker 1: find you and know that.
Speaker 2: You don't worry about him.
Speaker 6: You can follow me at t Murray zero six, on
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Speaker 2: And me.
Speaker 7: You can find me on Instagram, TikTok, Twitter, Michael Henry
Speaker 7: nine one five and on YouTube just search Michael Henry Gay.
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