WEBVTT - Post Sex Regret ft. Jst Us Pod 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:03.520 Once upon a time there was a good old traditional housewife. 0:00:03.680 --> 0:00:06.440 She couldn't She cleaned and cared for her children and 0:00:06.480 --> 0:00:08.840 the man of the house, and of course she didn't 0:00:08.960 --> 0:00:12.240 talk back. She was both obedient and soft by nature. 0:00:12.360 --> 0:00:15.600 She was a good woman who always made good choices. 0:00:17.440 --> 0:00:18.759 We're Good Mom's bad choices. 0:00:18.800 --> 0:00:21.520 Two single mom who said fuck the patriarchy, shared all 0:00:21.520 --> 0:00:22.480 their bad choices and. 0:00:22.440 --> 0:00:24.680 Sound out they were so bad. After all, we're experts, 0:00:24.680 --> 0:00:28.240 overshares and your new besties. Sit back and enjoy the ride. 0:00:28.800 --> 0:00:29.320 I can do it. 0:00:32.400 --> 0:00:35.279 Welcome back to good Mom's Bad Choices. I'm Erica and 0:00:35.320 --> 0:00:37.920 I'm Meila, and I don't know what motherfuck. 0:00:37.600 --> 0:00:40.360 A camera to looking this one, bitch, I'm looking there. 0:00:40.880 --> 0:00:44.360 We're there there, I mean this one. Okay, we do this. 0:00:45.840 --> 0:00:48.080 We own these cameras. No, it's been a while since 0:00:48.080 --> 0:00:50.560 we've had two guests, so I feel like it's always 0:00:50.560 --> 0:00:53.040 just us plus one. So I'm excited to have two 0:00:53.080 --> 0:00:55.400 guests here and have two dynamic voices. 0:00:55.560 --> 0:00:58.560 Yes, you do, we're four were fortune, We're a foursome. 0:01:00.600 --> 0:01:03.280 You know how I feel about foursomes. You love a forum. 0:01:03.400 --> 0:01:07.479 I think that forms are the go to multiple situation, but. 0:01:07.520 --> 0:01:08.520 What about not sexually? 0:01:08.640 --> 0:01:11.319 Let's just like, how about just for you? 0:01:11.360 --> 0:01:13.440 Don't really say four some unless it's sexual. 0:01:14.040 --> 0:01:18.560 Okay, you like my foursome is going to the mall today? Oh, 0:01:18.600 --> 0:01:20.520 we're going to the We're going to the parking at foursome. 0:01:20.640 --> 0:01:22.440 I just thought you about you like four sums generally? 0:01:22.480 --> 0:01:24.560 I thought I thought it was universal, Like for sums 0:01:24.600 --> 0:01:26.080 generally universally work for you. 0:01:26.120 --> 0:01:26.600 If there's no. 0:01:26.600 --> 0:01:32.000 Sex involved, then I could do seven sevensome eight some. 0:01:32.800 --> 0:01:36.120 When there's sex evolved, it needs to be even number. Guys, 0:01:36.440 --> 0:01:38.800 this is your advice for the week from your sexologists. 0:01:40.120 --> 0:01:43.520 No threesomes are out, four sums are in its balance, Baby, 0:01:43.560 --> 0:01:44.520 it is balanced. 0:01:45.000 --> 0:01:45.520 How are you? 0:01:45.720 --> 0:01:46.560 I'm good. 0:01:47.240 --> 0:01:50.440 Let's we usually chat, but let's let's let's introduce our guest. 0:01:50.520 --> 0:01:54.800 Yes, we have a dynamic duo. You know the the 0:01:54.840 --> 0:01:59.800 Black podcast Cope Successful is a small a small crowd 0:01:59.840 --> 0:02:01.880 is especially in La. So we had to find our 0:02:01.920 --> 0:02:05.760 people's in La. Today we have Amber and Jacob of 0:02:05.800 --> 0:02:13.280 the just Us podcast. Sorry, everybody to go chat along, 0:02:13.320 --> 0:02:14.760 but we might as well chat together. 0:02:14.840 --> 0:02:17.119 We need to chat together. The fo some's here here. 0:02:19.160 --> 0:02:20.720 How do you guys feel about my advice? 0:02:20.760 --> 0:02:24.040 Do you think it's for some. I haven't had one. 0:02:24.880 --> 0:02:25.519 Have you had one? 0:02:26.000 --> 0:02:30.160 Well, like an orange kind of vibe for I like how. 0:02:30.080 --> 0:02:32.480 You said that orgy kind of vibe? 0:02:32.639 --> 0:02:34.720 Is it for some? An orgy? 0:02:35.000 --> 0:02:35.760 Is it four more? 0:02:36.240 --> 0:02:38.320 No, I would say, is like five or six? 0:02:39.120 --> 0:02:39.360 Five? 0:02:39.480 --> 0:02:46.160 Yeah, okay, maybe the boys be the boys having no 0:02:46.600 --> 0:02:51.480 no separation between regular fund and sex party fund. I 0:02:51.520 --> 0:02:54.440 once went to a gay sex party and I was like, oh, oh, 0:02:54.480 --> 0:02:57.440 it's starting right now. They were like it was like, 0:02:57.520 --> 0:02:58.640 doors are closed now. 0:02:58.680 --> 0:03:00.880 Literally. We were playing a game and I was like, oh, 0:03:00.919 --> 0:03:03.079 this is this is not so this is fine. 0:03:03.600 --> 0:03:07.040 About mid game three, we didn't finish the game. Nigga 0:03:07.120 --> 0:03:08.840 was like, excuse me. He started putting towels down. 0:03:08.880 --> 0:03:11.959 I was like I was like, oh yeah, he was 0:03:12.000 --> 0:03:12.480 like excuse me. 0:03:12.520 --> 0:03:14.560 I like my blinked and I was like, oh the 0:03:14.639 --> 0:03:15.240 tables now. 0:03:15.760 --> 0:03:17.440 Orlando was on his way and I was like, oh, no, 0:03:17.639 --> 0:03:20.359 it's light. We're just playing a game. Three minutes later, 0:03:20.360 --> 0:03:21.959 I was like, never mind, it's a gay sex party. 0:03:22.960 --> 0:03:26.919 I was like, no, false alarm, it's happening. So the 0:03:27.560 --> 0:03:31.160 boys don't fuck around at all. I was like, I'm 0:03:31.240 --> 0:03:32.639 kind of jealous they don't have they don't need to 0:03:32.639 --> 0:03:34.320 get warmed up, they don't need to have a speech. 0:03:34.400 --> 0:03:37.400 They just they know what they're here for. I was like, 0:03:37.560 --> 0:03:41.040 it made me realize that bitches have way more guilt 0:03:41.040 --> 0:03:43.800 and shame around their sexuality. Like being in that environment 0:03:43.840 --> 0:03:46.000 really made me seem like, oh, men are with it. 0:03:46.120 --> 0:03:48.640 Women are like we've been fucked up a little bit. 0:03:48.720 --> 0:03:52.800 So it's interesting. How do you feel about the multiples. 0:03:53.360 --> 0:03:57.920 I'm not into that. You hear monogamous woman one to one. 0:03:58.040 --> 0:04:02.400 I'm just just celebration, celebate. Yeah, I relate to that. 0:04:02.400 --> 0:04:04.240 I was celibate for a while. How long you been celibate? 0:04:04.440 --> 0:04:06.720 So it was four year? Then I broke it, regret 0:04:06.880 --> 0:04:08.800 breaking it, so now I'm back to it. 0:04:08.840 --> 0:04:10.800 Wait you do talk about that public and she was 0:04:10.800 --> 0:04:12.119 just telling me about it this kind of way. 0:04:12.360 --> 0:04:13.640 Okay, please wait. 0:04:13.600 --> 0:04:15.480 I want to know, Yeah, why why was it not 0:04:15.480 --> 0:04:17.200 worth it? Because I had a similar situation. I was 0:04:17.240 --> 0:04:18.640 selibate for a while that I broke it, and I 0:04:18.680 --> 0:04:21.120 was like that was underwhelming. 0:04:20.760 --> 0:04:23.440 No for real, And you know I was I was 0:04:23.520 --> 0:04:25.599 just like in a moment, like I was having drinks 0:04:25.600 --> 0:04:26.880 and you know, my friends come off and to go 0:04:26.880 --> 0:04:28.159 with my man and stuff, and I'm like, you know 0:04:28.200 --> 0:04:29.239 what I feel like, I want. 0:04:29.040 --> 0:04:31.640 To know, you know, a year why not were you already? 0:04:31.640 --> 0:04:33.839 Were you on a date with someone or you my 0:04:33.839 --> 0:04:36.760 homegirls getting drunk having a ball. And I get on 0:04:36.760 --> 0:04:40.800 the Facebook dating and this guy is on there. You 0:04:40.839 --> 0:04:44.240 haven't heard, you haven't heard? No, no, not, I haven't heard, 0:04:44.279 --> 0:04:53.159 bitch heard public after this story? 0:04:53.240 --> 0:04:55.240 Probably not no. 0:04:55.400 --> 0:04:57.320 So I get on there and you know, we're conversing, 0:04:57.440 --> 0:04:59.039 going back and forth, and he like, pull up and 0:04:59.040 --> 0:05:00.960 I'm like, okay, you. 0:05:00.000 --> 0:05:02.760 You pulled up on a nigga from Facebook? From Facebook? 0:05:03.400 --> 0:05:06.000 And then minds you? He twenty five, I'm thirty four. 0:05:06.560 --> 0:05:09.080 That no, oh wait. 0:05:09.120 --> 0:05:10.400 So I picked it up from his house. But we 0:05:10.440 --> 0:05:13.719 go to an alley off a Broadway in La Not 0:05:13.839 --> 0:05:15.760 an alley. You're in the alley like I had to 0:05:15.800 --> 0:05:17.560 get out the car to go around and have these 0:05:17.560 --> 0:05:20.120 fucking big ass rick owens. I'm walking on the fucking ground. 0:05:20.320 --> 0:05:24.839 It's wet, it's pissed. Probably it's Cheeto package, it's needles. 0:05:25.200 --> 0:05:29.839 It was say oh, so. 0:05:31.880 --> 0:05:33.279 You know, we get it on in the car and 0:05:33.520 --> 0:05:35.840 it was decent, but it was no connection, like there's 0:05:35.880 --> 0:05:40.200 no kissing or nothing, just in and out done talk 0:05:40.240 --> 0:05:42.160 about any right, But. 0:05:42.200 --> 0:05:43.400 Then what really messed me up? 0:05:43.440 --> 0:05:46.000 It is like after no contact, like we didn't talk 0:05:46.040 --> 0:05:47.680 at all, it was just like a touting boot. 0:05:47.800 --> 0:05:49.640 Was that agreed upon or y'all just kind of like 0:05:49.800 --> 0:05:51.000 it was everything happened so fast. 0:05:51.040 --> 0:05:52.400 It was like I don't even know what was supposed 0:05:52.400 --> 0:05:55.599 to happen like so it was nothing like solidified. But 0:05:55.680 --> 0:05:57.040 it just kind of broke me down, Like why do 0:05:57.120 --> 0:05:59.200 I do that just for some temporary gratification. 0:05:59.680 --> 0:06:01.800 I feel so stupid. Then I hit him up the 0:06:01.800 --> 0:06:04.440 next week like, oh hey, like how you being? He 0:06:04.560 --> 0:06:07.159 gonna say, you want to have a threesome? He went 0:06:07.279 --> 0:06:08.400 straight the first. 0:06:10.080 --> 0:06:11.880 And I'm like, you think I'm in the twenty five 0:06:11.960 --> 0:06:14.160 year olds? If that's already that's christy one is enough 0:06:14.200 --> 0:06:15.839 to fifty years old. 0:06:15.839 --> 0:06:17.640 But he wanted to was like him and his home point. 0:06:17.839 --> 0:06:18.800 I don't even bad. 0:06:19.040 --> 0:06:23.200 It sounds excited bad's way. 0:06:23.440 --> 0:06:30.280 Look how a friend that told me about you from hey, 0:06:30.400 --> 0:06:31.280 are you from face? 0:06:32.040 --> 0:06:36.240 Oh? Y six? Now she could take it up or not? 0:06:36.800 --> 0:06:38.719 Four sons, let. 0:06:38.560 --> 0:06:40.320 Me not, let me not traumatize you. 0:06:40.400 --> 0:06:42.160 She was just saying how she had one of her 0:06:42.400 --> 0:06:44.800 niggas fuck on her friend and got him pregnant. 0:06:45.080 --> 0:06:47.840 What with one of your exes. 0:06:47.440 --> 0:06:49.760 Or one of we was like bulls for nine months. 0:06:50.080 --> 0:06:52.320 We was really bulls. And I introduced him to her. 0:06:52.360 --> 0:06:54.200 We would all hang out, and now I feel like 0:06:54.279 --> 0:06:55.560 something was going on. Like I would get out the 0:06:55.560 --> 0:06:57.000 car leave him in the car, like dang, was y'all 0:06:57.040 --> 0:06:58.800 like messing around in the car and I left y'all together? 0:06:59.440 --> 0:07:03.360 But just friends first of all. Ye, but no, no, no, 0:07:03.400 --> 0:07:05.400 she's gone. She's gone. But we was friends for like 0:07:05.440 --> 0:07:08.240 at least it was like six years, like she's my 0:07:08.279 --> 0:07:12.200 ground pass and everything, like, yeah, really that's. 0:07:12.160 --> 0:07:14.800 Why I know that means to be a bit Yet 0:07:15.360 --> 0:07:16.040 they suggest that. 0:07:16.200 --> 0:07:17.800 And I saw them for the first time I saw 0:07:17.880 --> 0:07:19.200 them together. They was at this party. It was like 0:07:19.240 --> 0:07:20.680 a thick girl party out here in LA like two 0:07:20.680 --> 0:07:23.040 summers ago. I saw him together and my homegirl told me, 0:07:23.080 --> 0:07:24.720 I pulled up. It was booed up. 0:07:24.760 --> 0:07:28.520 She got behind her Aunty said, look in my mind, 0:07:28.600 --> 0:07:31.800 my mind to crack her knuckles. I want you to know. 0:07:31.840 --> 0:07:32.720 I hope you heard it. 0:07:37.320 --> 0:07:41.000 She got behind her unties so fucking quick, and I 0:07:41.040 --> 0:07:42.480 was just like, this is what we're doing. And they 0:07:42.480 --> 0:07:44.600 both just sat there and just they couldn't say nothing. 0:07:44.720 --> 0:07:47.640 They knew that was fucked up, and so I just laughed. 0:07:47.680 --> 0:07:51.239 And she never spoke to me, like, she never apologized anything. 0:07:51.360 --> 0:07:53.920 You never said anything. She just ended up getting pregnant 0:07:53.960 --> 0:07:56.720 having a baby. Never said nothing, told you she was pregnant. 0:07:56.760 --> 0:07:59.240 Her him, no, my friends, so we yeah, we knew 0:07:59.760 --> 0:08:01.920 the air body. So some of them was still following its 0:08:01.920 --> 0:08:03.240 like you know, we'll do it was pregnant, I said, 0:08:03.240 --> 0:08:05.640 hey on all, oh she was praziy baby like too. 0:08:05.720 --> 0:08:08.920 Now, oh okay, so this is a minute ago. Was 0:08:08.920 --> 0:08:11.200 that the first thing that puts you into celibacy? Yeah? 0:08:11.200 --> 0:08:13.120 That made me get for real, like yeah, like I'm 0:08:13.120 --> 0:08:14.720 cool anybody into something. 0:08:14.760 --> 0:08:15.240 I was. Damn. 0:08:15.240 --> 0:08:17.000 I was crying for like six months because I already 0:08:17.000 --> 0:08:19.120 was rocking with a dude like you know, and his 0:08:19.240 --> 0:08:20.760 friends was telling like he's not good for you. 0:08:20.800 --> 0:08:22.040 He did like a little funny shit out. 0:08:22.040 --> 0:08:24.200 I'm defending him, getting mad at Jacob and all kind 0:08:24.200 --> 0:08:24.640 of stuff. 0:08:25.160 --> 0:08:29.880 You're all, damn all, listen to your friend Jame. 0:08:30.480 --> 0:08:32.400 He was so tired me bringing him around. But I 0:08:32.440 --> 0:08:34.560 was just like, nah, come on, let me tell you 0:08:34.920 --> 0:08:37.480 another twenty five year old I gotta stand away her. 0:08:37.880 --> 0:08:42.960 I got thirty, Okay, we're done. Maybe not Facebook, Marketplace 0:08:43.040 --> 0:08:44.960 or whatever. Marketing practice is crazy? 0:08:45.800 --> 0:08:49.280 Do you do you know what I mean? This is 0:08:49.280 --> 0:08:51.080 a big thing I feel like with women or just 0:08:51.120 --> 0:08:54.800 in general. Do you tell your friend if you think 0:08:54.880 --> 0:08:57.480 that the person she's dating isn't the one? Because I 0:08:57.480 --> 0:08:59.880 think a lot of times a bitches don't listen so 0:09:00.040 --> 0:09:01.520 that friends are like, I'm not saying shit to this 0:09:01.520 --> 0:09:04.120 bitch because then we get offended and then also. 0:09:03.960 --> 0:09:07.000 Be then two years later you're like, nigga, why did 0:09:07.040 --> 0:09:07.400 you tell me? 0:09:07.440 --> 0:09:09.360 Like I did tell you, and then so like I 0:09:09.360 --> 0:09:11.400 think this is a big thing in the friend community. 0:09:11.760 --> 0:09:13.160 Do you tell your friend if you're like, I don't 0:09:13.160 --> 0:09:15.160 think this is it? Or is it our? Is it our? 0:09:15.640 --> 0:09:17.959 Like should we ask our friends do you think that 0:09:18.040 --> 0:09:20.760 this is? And then welcome the response because I think 0:09:20.880 --> 0:09:23.040 generally this could be caused friction in friendships? Does that 0:09:23.080 --> 0:09:24.240 cause friction in your friendship? 0:09:24.679 --> 0:09:26.840 It did for a minute, but I feel like it 0:09:26.880 --> 0:09:28.559 was needed, Like I'm glad that he did, like even 0:09:28.559 --> 0:09:30.640 though afterwards I'm like, wow, thank you, Like I was 0:09:30.640 --> 0:09:32.880 the one being dumb. I was, you know, digmatized you 0:09:32.920 --> 0:09:35.120 feel me? So we know yeah that was me. But 0:09:35.160 --> 0:09:36.880 I'm like, I'm grateful, like, you know, thank you, and 0:09:36.880 --> 0:09:38.640 thank you for not leaving me and sticking around. 0:09:38.760 --> 0:09:38.960 You know. 0:09:39.559 --> 0:09:41.200 Yeah, yeah, I think it's the part to let our 0:09:41.240 --> 0:09:44.080 friends have their moments, let them figure it out. I 0:09:44.120 --> 0:09:46.920 think we were dating people. People often talk about the 0:09:46.960 --> 0:09:48.880 situation that happen with that person, so they makes you 0:09:49.000 --> 0:09:51.120 not like that person, and then we see a pattern. 0:09:51.120 --> 0:09:54.240 It's like, okay, bitch, you know, so for. 0:09:54.200 --> 0:09:56.839 Sure, have you had any time shore you're being a 0:09:56.920 --> 0:09:57.360 dumb bitch. 0:09:57.440 --> 0:10:01.120 And so I haven't really been dating much me like 0:10:01.160 --> 0:10:01.920 with a guy or two. 0:10:02.200 --> 0:10:03.520 You've never been that bitch. 0:10:03.559 --> 0:10:06.079 You've never been digmatized, No, never dicumatized. 0:10:06.080 --> 0:10:07.960 But I got my own dick. 0:10:08.000 --> 0:10:08.319 That good. 0:10:10.280 --> 0:10:12.120 Is it a symptom of only women? The only women 0:10:12.160 --> 0:10:12.920 can digmatize? 0:10:12.960 --> 0:10:15.960 I know, yeah, you can digmatize this is this? Is 0:10:15.960 --> 0:10:17.920 this an epidemic in the gay community or not? Now, 0:10:18.040 --> 0:10:21.320 because it's surely the epidemic in the female community, the 0:10:21.320 --> 0:10:22.360 straight female community. 0:10:22.400 --> 0:10:23.440 We'd be like to demas ship. 0:10:23.520 --> 0:10:25.360 We probably do not. If a guy is like really hot, 0:10:25.400 --> 0:10:26.959 we're really into them. It's more so for like a 0:10:27.040 --> 0:10:29.640 soul tie. It's not like that dick. What's so good 0:10:29.960 --> 0:10:31.520 because you know we hold my breath the whole time. 0:10:33.880 --> 0:10:36.320 I mean, yeah, I prefer a comfortable dick. I don't 0:10:36.360 --> 0:10:38.040 need a big weapon. You know what I'm saying. 0:10:38.120 --> 0:10:41.040 I need a huge I need a huge dick, but 0:10:41.120 --> 0:10:41.960 not for my asshole. 0:10:42.040 --> 0:10:42.840 That's not going to work. 0:10:42.920 --> 0:10:43.360 Yeah, I'm not. 0:10:43.760 --> 0:10:45.559 That place is clouds. I don't know what I mean. 0:10:45.559 --> 0:10:47.720 I've done it. I've done a few things with a 0:10:47.720 --> 0:10:50.720 big dick in my butt and it's just it's so bad. 0:10:51.480 --> 0:10:57.640 Enjoyable though a big Yeah were you? Were you intoxicated? Times? 0:10:59.160 --> 0:11:01.560 Yes, you had to be like knocked out because sometimes 0:11:01.600 --> 0:11:03.600 I've done it with That's how you know you can 0:11:03.600 --> 0:11:05.199 Actually you have to be relaxed. 0:11:05.600 --> 0:11:06.440 You have to fade. 0:11:08.040 --> 0:11:11.040 It's hard to relax with something large going in your butt, right, 0:11:12.440 --> 0:11:13.400 you can relax enough. 0:11:14.360 --> 0:11:15.559 One time I was like, I'm gonna die. 0:11:15.559 --> 0:11:16.959 It was a priming that has to happen. 0:11:17.200 --> 0:11:18.719 Yeah, well, I mean there's a lot of lubrication, but 0:11:18.760 --> 0:11:20.000 I feel like months of priming. 0:11:20.120 --> 0:11:21.000 Not like to start there. 0:11:21.040 --> 0:11:22.679 We got to start with the other hole and then 0:11:22.720 --> 0:11:26.400 we work our way there. You must have been doing 0:11:26.520 --> 0:11:30.560 the drugs involve hard drug It was very enjoyable. I 0:11:30.640 --> 0:11:32.599 was shocked when I was like, I can't believe I 0:11:32.640 --> 0:11:35.400 took that, but I will say the aftermath is never cute. 0:11:35.720 --> 0:11:40.640 About of gas and just yet, of air bubbles. You 0:11:40.679 --> 0:11:42.560 have the bathrooms down to Peele. 0:11:44.920 --> 0:11:47.640 Like a balloon. It's true, right, it wasn't just me. 0:11:47.720 --> 0:11:50.160 No, it's true. 0:11:50.600 --> 0:11:56.400 I'm a balloon. Anyway. Have you all made any bad 0:11:56.480 --> 0:11:58.839 choices this week? Do you have any bad choices of 0:11:58.880 --> 0:11:59.280 the week? 0:12:00.240 --> 0:12:04.960 Mom, not a bad mom, but a bad mom so good. 0:12:08.760 --> 0:12:14.000 I listen, I do, but it's not too crazy, but 0:12:14.040 --> 0:12:16.360 it's bad and okay tell me, okay, So for your 0:12:16.400 --> 0:12:18.600 viewers they don't know me. I've been on the weight 0:12:18.640 --> 0:12:21.400 loss journey. So my highest was four thirty. Right now 0:12:21.400 --> 0:12:22.240 I'm in the three twenties. 0:12:25.200 --> 0:12:26.000 A long way to go. 0:12:26.080 --> 0:12:28.079 But anyway, so I've been working out. But this week 0:12:28.120 --> 0:12:30.600 my mom got some goddamn Easter candy and she got 0:12:30.640 --> 0:12:32.880 a bag in the little chocolate eggs from seas. I 0:12:32.920 --> 0:12:35.440 ain't gonna lie over indorsed in a couple of chocolate eggs, 0:12:35.480 --> 0:12:37.359 and you deserve them, chocolate. 0:12:37.120 --> 0:12:42.040 Egg How did you feel afterwards about? Oh no, something was. 0:12:42.040 --> 0:12:45.240 Good, said, We've been missing right here? 0:12:45.800 --> 0:12:47.880 Mother, with my mind. I'm like, oh man. 0:12:47.720 --> 0:12:49.560 I just felt so fucked up, like you've been going 0:12:49.600 --> 0:12:51.720 so hard. I felt like, damn, can't fit my clothes. 0:12:51.720 --> 0:12:52.440 And even if you. 0:12:52.480 --> 0:12:55.520 Get like, oh my god, right right right, I just 0:12:55.559 --> 0:12:57.439 felt like shit, I'm over here trying to take laxis 0:12:57.480 --> 0:13:01.120 and ship like right right, drink some salt water, bitch, 0:13:01.160 --> 0:13:02.160 there we go with you. 0:13:03.640 --> 0:13:05.079 My dad told me that is that a colonic? 0:13:06.440 --> 0:13:07.360 You do it the first thing in the morning. 0:13:07.440 --> 0:13:10.040 You drink like a lot of like a big it's 0:13:10.120 --> 0:13:12.280 not a gallon, but a lot of water, warm water 0:13:12.360 --> 0:13:14.600 with sea salt and salt and a little bit of 0:13:14.640 --> 0:13:17.720 lime makes it taste a little better and just and 0:13:17.800 --> 0:13:18.040 it is. 0:13:18.720 --> 0:13:19.959 It's like a colonic, just. 0:13:19.880 --> 0:13:22.120 Being near your being near back. I'm doing it tomorrow. 0:13:22.160 --> 0:13:23.440 I'm not doing nothing. I'm doing it tomorrow. 0:13:23.920 --> 0:13:29.400 She screenshot. 0:13:29.520 --> 0:13:33.360 Let me take a Yeah, I have a similar bad choice. 0:13:33.400 --> 0:13:35.800 I got really high, and because so I've been smoking 0:13:35.800 --> 0:13:38.040 my stepdaddy's weed. Shout out to my stepdaddy and his 0:13:38.160 --> 0:13:40.120 good ass weed. But he ran out of it. So 0:13:40.160 --> 0:13:41.920 then I went back with dispensary. And now I really 0:13:41.960 --> 0:13:44.840 see the difference of my high when I smoke dispensary 0:13:44.880 --> 0:13:46.320 weed and just homegrown weed. 0:13:46.320 --> 0:13:46.560 Bitch. 0:13:46.640 --> 0:13:50.360 I am like I unravel, I'm so stoned. I'm so 0:13:50.600 --> 0:13:53.559 fucking hungry. Like I think that's the problem. I think 0:13:53.559 --> 0:13:55.760 whatever they're spraying on the weed, it's making hungry, is 0:13:55.760 --> 0:13:56.800 making us hungry. 0:13:56.920 --> 0:13:58.400 Because I went and I ate. 0:13:58.400 --> 0:14:03.439 Like three four tortia is I all my daughters nothing 0:14:03.440 --> 0:14:05.000 on it? Well, so I have, you know, I like, 0:14:05.080 --> 0:14:09.200 I make my butter, the Mexican butter and jelly. 0:14:09.440 --> 0:14:10.680 Yeah, so I do that. 0:14:10.880 --> 0:14:12.640 And then I ate that, and then I had a 0:14:12.679 --> 0:14:14.520 grilled cheese and I had a case which almost want. 0:14:14.800 --> 0:14:16.480 Then I had a case of dia. Then I had 0:14:16.520 --> 0:14:19.800 some ice from the fund that ship was there, and 0:14:19.800 --> 0:14:21.520 then I was like, damn, my daughter had a little 0:14:21.520 --> 0:14:23.760 bit like some pretzels. I put the Natella on the press. 0:14:24.240 --> 0:14:24.440 It was. 0:14:25.920 --> 0:14:26.880 Dark. It was so dark. 0:14:26.920 --> 0:14:30.960 And the next morning I was like my stomach eropists, 0:14:32.360 --> 0:14:34.400 pists and that's like my body like I was, I've 0:14:34.400 --> 0:14:37.640 been having gas like three days. 0:14:36.920 --> 0:14:40.680 Oh my god, three days. I'm at the end of it. Guys. 0:14:40.680 --> 0:14:44.680 So right, it's a small ship. 0:14:45.200 --> 0:14:47.880 Wait, I have not a bad choice, but this is 0:14:47.920 --> 0:14:50.960 just a p S announcement. I went to I got 0:14:51.480 --> 0:14:53.760 I was online or I was driving by the Fonda 0:14:53.800 --> 0:14:57.520 and I saw a division d N V D or 0:14:57.520 --> 0:15:00.640 whatever d V S N and I was like, you know, 0:15:00.840 --> 0:15:02.360 and that l it's pretty boring. I'm like, I like 0:15:02.400 --> 0:15:04.240 to go to concerts. Let me go online and see 0:15:04.240 --> 0:15:06.040 how much these tickets are because I heard it them 0:15:06.120 --> 0:15:08.640 and so I was like, I was it was affordable. 0:15:08.680 --> 0:15:10.120 I got it for me and my man I was like, oh, 0:15:10.120 --> 0:15:11.960 I got his ticket to the DVS and he's like, oh, 0:15:12.040 --> 0:15:14.560 I love that. I'm like me too or whatever. So 0:15:14.600 --> 0:15:16.520 I looked I saw him online because they must have 0:15:16.560 --> 0:15:18.000 been trying to promote the tour because I saw him 0:15:18.000 --> 0:15:19.680 like having bitches dance on him and he's black, and 0:15:19.720 --> 0:15:20.960 I was like, I thought he was a different I 0:15:21.000 --> 0:15:22.600 thought it was two of them, and I thought he 0:15:22.640 --> 0:15:24.600 wasn't black. But I was like whatever, So then begins 0:15:24.600 --> 0:15:27.000 to the content. It wasn't black, let me tell you, Okay. 0:15:27.120 --> 0:15:28.520 So I get to the concert and it was good. 0:15:28.520 --> 0:15:30.160 I knew some of the songs and I was like, 0:15:30.200 --> 0:15:32.680 I could have sworn it was two like non black guys. 0:15:33.080 --> 0:15:36.640 And then I'm like, isn't there another duo with another 0:15:36.760 --> 0:15:39.600 like magid mg D ed. 0:15:39.920 --> 0:15:41.720 Magid Oh let me tell you, guys, somebody, this is 0:15:41.720 --> 0:15:42.200 the problem. 0:15:42.640 --> 0:15:46.040 Stop fucking naming yourselves. First of all, there's two of you, 0:15:46.480 --> 0:15:48.680 one of you. We don't need any more abbreviations. 0:15:48.760 --> 0:15:51.800 We don't need a DVS and a magid, a six black, 0:15:52.040 --> 0:15:54.440 a spring break like the weekend had break. 0:15:54.760 --> 0:15:57.200 Yes, bitch, oh there's one of those. 0:15:57.360 --> 0:15:57.680 Okay. 0:15:57.920 --> 0:16:01.680 The point is have regular names so bitches can remember. 0:16:01.720 --> 0:16:02.960 So wait, was it the first? Did you buy the 0:16:02.960 --> 0:16:04.000 tickets for the right people? 0:16:04.040 --> 0:16:04.160 No? 0:16:04.440 --> 0:16:06.360 Luckily I know both songs, but I thought it was 0:16:06.520 --> 0:16:10.840 Madgid who isn't black, and there was from from Canada. 0:16:11.000 --> 0:16:14.360 They're all from They were from Drake's Dvis is also 0:16:14.440 --> 0:16:16.440 from Obio and he's also from Canada. But then he 0:16:16.480 --> 0:16:18.560 makes that sexy song that we play in our central devotions, 0:16:18.560 --> 0:16:20.760 And I know they all make kind of sexy songs, bitch, 0:16:20.760 --> 0:16:22.440 and we don't really see them because we don't have 0:16:22.520 --> 0:16:25.960 videos anymore. And they all have abbreviations instead of having 0:16:26.040 --> 0:16:27.200 real different names. 0:16:27.440 --> 0:16:32.200 It's and honey spell mag M, J I D. 0:16:32.400 --> 0:16:40.360 That's they made it, I know because nobody told them 0:16:40.360 --> 0:16:41.920 the name. There's ships, some ship like that. I don't 0:16:41.920 --> 0:16:43.200 know if I'm an old bitch. But I was like, 0:16:43.240 --> 0:16:44.280 this is getting confusing. 0:16:44.320 --> 0:16:48.640 Now, guys, what happened to fucking you know, Teddy Riley 0:16:48.880 --> 0:16:50.560 fucking not. 0:16:52.800 --> 0:16:58.480 All you know, regular Britney spears. 0:16:58.560 --> 0:16:59.880 You know real quick. 0:17:00.280 --> 0:17:03.239 We don't need any more fucking spring breaks or weekends 0:17:03.320 --> 0:17:04.040 or six blacks. 0:17:04.080 --> 0:17:07.040 Because I was confused. I'm happy I went, But other 0:17:07.119 --> 0:17:11.160