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Speaker 1: guess who it's me, Russell Peters. That's right, you're listening

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Speaker 1: to my podcast Culturally Canceled. Today. I'm excited to share

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Speaker 1: Welcome to Culturally Canceled with Russell Peters. This is the

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Speaker 1: Fame of weeds fame. You know, I gotta tell you, Russell,

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Speaker 1: is my last name? Took me calling you Neil? Yeah? Um,

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438
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Speaker 1: this with you guys, because I was working with Russell

439
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Speaker 1: and Naples and this isn't Naples, Florida. Naples, Florida, And

440
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:51,480
Speaker 1: we were on a friend's yacht, a famous cigar guy,

441
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Speaker 1: Rocky Patel. And then what happened was we got off

442
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Speaker 1: the it was late in the afternoon and when we

443
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Speaker 1: came back it was evening. It was evening when we

444
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:04,040
Speaker 1: came back, dark, really dark, because when we went out

445
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:06,000
Speaker 1: it was still sunny out yeah, we know how it starts.

446
00:23:06,359 --> 00:23:08,400
Speaker 1: And then and then and then when he came back.

447
00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:10,040
Speaker 1: So I was on the dock and I was with

448
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:14,280
Speaker 1: Russell's girlfriend and we're standing there, and I thought the

449
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:17,119
Speaker 1: house was from here to there. I could just walk

450
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:20,240
Speaker 1: to the house. And then what happened. I walked right

451
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:26,040
Speaker 1: into the old He was narrow. It was about his wife.

452
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:30,080
Speaker 1: This is very narrow, and he he wasn't paying attention.

453
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Speaker 1: He was talking to somebody, and he was stepping aside

454
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:34,560
Speaker 1: that that somebody else could get past him. And he

455
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:38,200
Speaker 1: stepped it right off. And I've never heard Russell laugh

456
00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:41,120
Speaker 1: that much of my life. And he was hammered driving

457
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Speaker 1: the yacht, but I gotta say that he was hammered

458
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:49,280
Speaker 1: and driving. They were The captain asked me if I

459
00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:51,359
Speaker 1: would like to steer, and I was like, you know,

460
00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:53,720
Speaker 1: I've been drinking, because that's fine. You can't really do anything.

461
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:56,159
Speaker 1: Are you gonna run into in the ocean? Yeah, he

462
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:58,520
Speaker 1: hit a fish. No, I mean, what's the worst thing

463
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Speaker 1: could happen to a boat in the ocean? What gonna

464
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:01,920
Speaker 1: run into an iceberg? Get out of here, it's not

465
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:07,359
Speaker 1: gonna That was one of many stupid moments. But then

466
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:10,680
Speaker 1: they told me after that there's huge crocs and bull

467
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:14,040
Speaker 1: sharks in those waters in the inlet in the bay.

468
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:17,040
Speaker 1: Were they talking about you? Probably I would have been

469
00:24:17,119 --> 00:24:19,800
Speaker 1: like a buffet for them, for sure. But if you

470
00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:21,879
Speaker 1: think about it, like I didn't have time to think

471
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:24,760
Speaker 1: about it. Now, there's zebra muscles all on the side

472
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:27,000
Speaker 1: of the docks. I couldn't touch it. So what they

473
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,760
Speaker 1: had to do they had to hoist me. I had

474
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,639
Speaker 1: to get on top of this thing that lifts up

475
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:34,280
Speaker 1: the boats. It did the boat lowers the boats to

476
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:38,040
Speaker 1: get on that, and then they brought me up and

477
00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:40,040
Speaker 1: they pulled me up on it. I was all drenched.

478
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:43,119
Speaker 1: They scraped the barnacles off. Yet that's what they were

479
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:45,320
Speaker 1: worried about him hitting the barnacles because they said, slice

480
00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:48,359
Speaker 1: them white open, right open, because they're like razor sharp.

481
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:51,280
Speaker 1: It could touch the bottom that protected species or something

482
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:54,720
Speaker 1: that play. You couldn't touch it. Probably, Yeah, that's scary. Man,

483
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:56,399
Speaker 1: Like he had no idea what was going on. I

484
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:58,480
Speaker 1: didn't know. I just fell right in and then I

485
00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:01,160
Speaker 1: lost my glassitude how many how many people are dying

486
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:03,560
Speaker 1: because the cell phones and the camera backing up and

487
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:06,080
Speaker 1: looking down and texting all those are, But the blooper

488
00:25:06,119 --> 00:25:07,879
Speaker 1: ones are funny. If you watch those, they are funny.

489
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:11,080
Speaker 1: Mane walk back into fountains trying to take a picture

490
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:15,240
Speaker 1: of something. There those bloopers on YouTube. My son shows

491
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:17,160
Speaker 1: me them all the time, These kids on their bikes

492
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:19,520
Speaker 1: going off a jumps, flipping and landing on their head,

493
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:23,400
Speaker 1: and the other kid not putting the camera down, just laughing,

494
00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:25,600
Speaker 1: you know, and the guy that let's take them away.

495
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:28,320
Speaker 1: Their crippled for life. You know, it's like we got

496
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:30,639
Speaker 1: some good footage. They got good footage. Man, That's all

497
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:35,000
Speaker 1: that matters at the end of the day. Was it funny? Yeah? Yeah.

498
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:37,240
Speaker 1: It's like my manager used to say if I complained

499
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Speaker 1: to him, you know, Bernie Brillstein, like the legendary talking

500
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:42,919
Speaker 1: about burning your manager. I was going to have his

501
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:46,280
Speaker 1: son on with you too, Mike. I don't know his son.

502
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:49,480
Speaker 1: I know his son, Mike Brostein, but he would say,

503
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:51,359
Speaker 1: you know, if you come back from a gig complaining

504
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:54,200
Speaker 1: I was horrible, Did you get paid? Yeah? I did?

505
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:59,160
Speaker 1: Off of him then, And that's where the Jews differ really,

506
00:26:01,119 --> 00:26:04,119
Speaker 1: they find the positive in it. You know, my son's

507
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:08,880
Speaker 1: going to a camp um Rikers Island actually now he's

508
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:11,760
Speaker 1: going to a camp and um, we just want to

509
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:13,360
Speaker 1: hang out in New York and I'm doing gigs from there.

510
00:26:13,359 --> 00:26:16,600
Speaker 1: I'm like down to Florida and Pennsylvania, New York in Connecticut.

511
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:20,200
Speaker 1: What kind of camp camp? A camp where you know

512
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:24,320
Speaker 1: they can learn Premiere pro photoshop. Okay, yeah, it's out

513
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:27,320
Speaker 1: of college and they stay in the dorms and so

514
00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:29,880
Speaker 1: it's a high tech camp. It is sort of. It's

515
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:32,720
Speaker 1: a it's a learning camp because he'll go to a

516
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:35,159
Speaker 1: regular camp before that to get it all out, you know,

517
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:40,960
Speaker 1: like swimming and swimming, outdoors, the door stuff, doors, pickpocketing.

518
00:26:41,119 --> 00:26:44,400
Speaker 1: See how much has changed? It's changed a lot now

519
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:47,480
Speaker 1: these kids, my daughters on her iPad all day playing

520
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:52,160
Speaker 1: uh what's that? Roadblocks and Minecraft? And sometimes I try

521
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:53,800
Speaker 1: to distract her and I said, how do you want

522
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:57,080
Speaker 1: to go for a ride on the bike and walk

523
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Speaker 1: around with you know, do you want to do any

524
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:02,000
Speaker 1: of this? And all I'm doing now is I wish

525
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:05,800
Speaker 1: I bought shares and roadblocks. Yeah, here's what I get

526
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:08,480
Speaker 1: from my kid a lot. Hey, Gabel, you want to

527
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:13,440
Speaker 1: go down to uh to the mall on Pico. How

528
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:17,359
Speaker 1: long a drive is it? It's like twenty minutes. Can

529
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Speaker 1: I stay at home? Does not like it? It being

530
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:22,560
Speaker 1: in the car more than like three minutes. Oh really,

531
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:24,000
Speaker 1: we're going to the end of the driveway. You want

532
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,359
Speaker 1: to come? How long is it ride? It's just to

533
00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:28,680
Speaker 1: the end of driveway? Okay, you know, but how long'

534
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:31,960
Speaker 1: gonna be there for? He doesn't even seem to mind

535
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:33,800
Speaker 1: how long we're gonna be there. It's just being on

536
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:37,080
Speaker 1: the road that's weird. I like being on long drives

537
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:39,440
Speaker 1: and stuff, but I like driving them. You do? You

538
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:42,159
Speaker 1: like driving those big old sue those bab like whatever.

539
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:48,920
Speaker 1: I'm in rapper bling. Yes, that's a whole certain there's

540
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 1: a subsect. I saw you were into cars, right, I

541
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:57,119
Speaker 1: saw the best Ford Bronco was seventy six. There's a

542
00:27:57,160 --> 00:28:02,840
Speaker 1: company that restores them in Ohio. You know, they're like two.

543
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,040
Speaker 1: This one was a hundred thousand dollars. Yeah, they're expensive

544
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:07,399
Speaker 1: as hell, but it's Bronco. You know what they do

545
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:11,560
Speaker 1: is they they put all modern technology in it. Oh cool,

546
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:13,720
Speaker 1: This one had the old stuff in it's still but

547
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,320
Speaker 1: they do have the ones with the new stuff, the

548
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:17,600
Speaker 1: LED screen and all that. So this one was just

549
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:20,440
Speaker 1: like a restored one because they do the rest do

550
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:22,600
Speaker 1: mod now. I think Joe Rogan has one of those,

551
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:27,359
Speaker 1: and it's manual transmission. But it's like everything else is

552
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:31,040
Speaker 1: like really good in it, Like it's got the breaks,

553
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:36,080
Speaker 1: fantastic air bags, and I love that style of jeep

554
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:38,360
Speaker 1: to you know, I want to get a ninety three

555
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:41,800
Speaker 1: white Ford Bronco because of where I live. I really

556
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:44,680
Speaker 1: have been looking at them online. Where's that Bronco right now?

557
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:46,600
Speaker 1: Do you think? Oh? I don't know where his is,

558
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 1: but it's being restored in Ohio Grand getting the blood

559
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:52,800
Speaker 1: out of it. You can you can pick one up

560
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:57,160
Speaker 1: for like nineteen grand though white Ford Bronco. I looked

561
00:28:57,160 --> 00:29:00,520
Speaker 1: at him online. Would you get an electric car? Maybe

562
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:02,760
Speaker 1: one day. I have one. It's in the shop and

563
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:04,320
Speaker 1: now we're having a gas engine put in it. But

564
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 1: I love it. I don't like electric cars. Well, I

565
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:16,160
Speaker 1: don't know what's gonna happen to fossil fuels. I mean,

566
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:18,520
Speaker 1: everybody's like electric car. You can hear them coming. I

567
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:21,640
Speaker 1: love how you're worried about fossil fuels. That happened with

568
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:24,520
Speaker 1: the oil. You know, you're sitting in the ground that

569
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:27,160
Speaker 1: that's oil from dead dinosaurs. You know, that's what we're using.

570
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:30,000
Speaker 1: I'll trying to be technically what happened to the dinosaur? Seriously?

571
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:32,400
Speaker 1: But they really power our cars now, and I think

572
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:37,360
Speaker 1: it's a good thing. Who coined the phrase fossils, it's

573
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:40,840
Speaker 1: from fossils, it's from dinosaurs. It's the oily from a

574
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:45,320
Speaker 1: long time ago, prehistoric. I wish I knew dates. I

575
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:47,680
Speaker 1: don't know dates. I have to just do like picture

576
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:50,520
Speaker 1: things like remember during the covered wagon times? You know,

577
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:52,400
Speaker 1: I don't know when was that. You could be like, hey,

578
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:54,920
Speaker 1: remember the covered Wagon times of ninety six? It was

579
00:29:54,960 --> 00:30:00,560
Speaker 1: like May that was a Ford Brongo eight thirty six.

580
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:03,840
Speaker 1: Damn my fault too. This isn't new Ford Broncos. They're

581
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 1: really badass. Yeah, but they're not what they I thought

582
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:09,960
Speaker 1: they were going to be. Yeah, what car disappointed you

583
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:14,720
Speaker 1: the most as it evolved, the Stingray. It did go

584
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:18,360
Speaker 1: through some bad variations About the Jaguar. The Jaguar had

585
00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:22,560
Speaker 1: its moments up and down. Volkswagen, Volkswagen kind of consistent.

586
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:25,080
Speaker 1: I will tell you the Volkswagen. I'm not promoting them

587
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:28,640
Speaker 1: or anything, but I'm tall six four and they got

588
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:30,760
Speaker 1: a lot of room in that car. Really, what are

589
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:35,320
Speaker 1: you driving now. I drive an electric car. Really, yeah,

590
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:37,920
Speaker 1: plug into your house. Your electric bill is gonna be

591
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:40,800
Speaker 1: a little high this you plugged it in. I have

592
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:44,600
Speaker 1: a Tesla. I have a Musk, a Musky Musky. Which

593
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:48,760
Speaker 1: one did you get? Did you get the Model X s? Oh,

594
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:51,280
Speaker 1: you didn't get the suv one with the gull wing

595
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:52,880
Speaker 1: doors and everything. No, they didn't have that when I

596
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:55,640
Speaker 1: got my car. My car is twenty five years old.

597
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:02,200
Speaker 1: We ran on staf electricity for a long time. I

598
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:03,880
Speaker 1: had to rub it on my head and then put

599
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:07,320
Speaker 1: on the on the road. You have to rub your

600
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:09,240
Speaker 1: head against it to get started, and it would stick

601
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:14,640
Speaker 1: to the ceiling too sometimes. Um. But I like this

602
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:16,760
Speaker 1: car because it's you know, I'm not a car guy.

603
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:19,080
Speaker 1: I just want something that's comfortable, that's got a good

604
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 1: sound system, and that's not going to break down. I

605
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:24,200
Speaker 1: don't find testa that's comfortable. That's why I don't like them.

606
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,960
Speaker 1: What don't you find comfortable with the seats? What's wrong

607
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,880
Speaker 1: with the seats? Uh? They're just two way seats. It's

608
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:32,600
Speaker 1: like up there, you know. Well, if I had to

609
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:35,400
Speaker 1: pick one problem with it, it would be the seats.

610
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:38,080
Speaker 1: But not for that reason. It's because I'm tall and

611
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:41,560
Speaker 1: they're a little difficult to get out of and to

612
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:44,280
Speaker 1: get in. Is it because it's so low? I think

613
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:46,040
Speaker 1: because it's low in the seats. I have the seat

614
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:47,440
Speaker 1: pushed all the way back and I got to kind

615
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 1: of get out and around, you know, and uh entering

616
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 1: the car too. I go and ask first, I just

617
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:57,800
Speaker 1: I just I just load my ass in and the

618
00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:00,640
Speaker 1: rest of me follows, you know what I mean. There

619
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:04,120
Speaker 1: was a BMW I went to test drive one day.

620
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:07,960
Speaker 1: It was that I ate remember when they had the

621
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:09,320
Speaker 1: I A was like a hybrid one. It was like

622
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:12,200
Speaker 1: very futuristically had sort of let go wingy doors. They

623
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:16,640
Speaker 1: opened up at an angle, but the well between the

624
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:19,800
Speaker 1: door and the car was like almost a foot wide.

625
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:22,760
Speaker 1: And to get in I had to I had to

626
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:25,400
Speaker 1: point my assid and then drop in like you're jumping

627
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:28,000
Speaker 1: out of like your scuba diving, right. And I didn't

628
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:29,320
Speaker 1: take a car for a drive. I was like this,

629
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:31,280
Speaker 1: I don't want to. I can't get in and out

630
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:35,520
Speaker 1: of this car frequently, you know, the whole time you're driving. Yeah,

631
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:37,880
Speaker 1: So I didn't ever have you ever seen the guys

632
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Speaker 1: in my slides trying to get in and out of

633
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:46,480
Speaker 1: Lamborghinis On YouTube, there's channels of it. There was the

634
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:49,960
Speaker 1: why are you buying a Lamborghini? It was there was

635
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000
Speaker 1: one of the really large black dude and he at

636
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 1: a gas station and he literally had to roll out

637
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 1: of the car, rolled out of the car. Why would you?

638
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:00,920
Speaker 1: Why would I buy? Like not that I could buy one,

639
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:02,840
Speaker 1: but why would I buy a Lamborghini? Do you ever

640
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:06,000
Speaker 1: wish you were a cop when you see people driving crazy?

641
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:09,479
Speaker 1: I do. Actually I drive down Sunset a lot. Look

642
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:16,040
Speaker 1: at this one Kevin's Angela when he shaved his head. No,

643
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:20,040
Speaker 1: look this guy can't. He can't. There's no way bait

644
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 1: to get him out. Look at the well, that guy's

645
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 1: two times my size. Man, you gotta get the guy

646
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 1: that falls out of the Lamborghini, rolled out of the

647
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:33,440
Speaker 1: car to get into The guy literally rolls like he

648
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:37,160
Speaker 1: rolls out like he's doing some kind of military maneuvers

649
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 1: or something. But I'll be driving down Sunset late at night,

650
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:42,720
Speaker 1: and I'll be coming back from a club or something

651
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:46,080
Speaker 1: not even that late at night, and there's these guys

652
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:49,880
Speaker 1: on these ferraris right, and I think of them as

653
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:53,480
Speaker 1: like trust fund kids. But you're probably right, and I'm

654
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:56,240
Speaker 1: not gonna say where they're from or anything like that.

655
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:59,280
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna judge, but I think they're trust fund kids, right.

656
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 1: And they are just flooring it and they're weaving in

657
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:06,080
Speaker 1: and out of cars like they're in the Lamon's, you know,

658
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,239
Speaker 1: And I just wish I was a cop. Then I

659
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:10,960
Speaker 1: can't even get their license plate because they go by

660
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:15,880
Speaker 1: too fast, too many. Just my back is to the

661
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:17,880
Speaker 1: screen and you guys are watching screen. This reminds me

662
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:21,240
Speaker 1: when I pitched an idea once to an executive at Sony.

663
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:25,040
Speaker 1: I'm pitching the idea and he's watching a basketball game

664
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:27,120
Speaker 1: on the TV. Yeah, yeah, good show. And every time

665
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:29,640
Speaker 1: I looked up, Yeah, every time I looked up from

666
00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:32,279
Speaker 1: my paper or I was pitching, I'd see him go

667
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:36,320
Speaker 1: from the screen back to me. Yeah. You know. Happened

668
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:38,520
Speaker 1: to me once in an audition. I was in there

669
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:41,719
Speaker 1: at the audition and I'm doing my lines, and I

670
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:44,880
Speaker 1: heard the Cassi agent look at his assistant, get me

671
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:49,320
Speaker 1: a tuna on whole wheat and hold the onions. You

672
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:51,400
Speaker 1: can hear the guy saying, if you're just teasing you,

673
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:54,560
Speaker 1: And I'm just sitting there like I could use for done.

674
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:56,719
Speaker 1: I could use that to a sandwich. Here he is here.

675
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:03,479
Speaker 1: He doesn't know that car. Why would you buy this car?

676
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:11,680
Speaker 1: He didn't buy that. Why would your boy car? He

677
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:13,520
Speaker 1: needs to pick up with a seat in the back.

678
00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:16,400
Speaker 1: He needs to pick me up. Would you imagine you

679
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:19,040
Speaker 1: pull up with a girl. You're like a sunset plaza.

680
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:24,720
Speaker 1: You're like this beautiful for you're rolling out like a walrus.

681
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:31,520
Speaker 1: You know. These basketball players that are like seven ft

682
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 1: one or whatever, they've got to have a custom built

683
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 1: seat where it slides all the way back, you know,

684
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:39,000
Speaker 1: where they have a track that the Shack is always

685
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,239
Speaker 1: selling his old cars. And I'm like, imagine, I'm like,

686
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:44,080
Speaker 1: I don't know how Like a lot of them have

687
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:45,919
Speaker 1: no back seats because they'll like take the back seats

688
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 1: out so we could finish, or he drives from the

689
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,080
Speaker 1: back seat, but he probably does. It probably takes the

690
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:53,120
Speaker 1: front seat down. Yeah, the discomfort they go through is

691
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:55,839
Speaker 1: made up for on the basketball court and the fame

692
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:58,840
Speaker 1: they get and the money and maybe the money I

693
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 1: think they get enough money to you know, dude, he's

694
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:06,200
Speaker 1: on every commercial, even the General Insurance, you know, the

695
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:10,320
Speaker 1: little cartoon General Generally there's the Shack O'Neil and Shack

696
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:15,000
Speaker 1: O'Neil for gold bond, palcoum powder, Shack O'Neil for you

697
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:22,160
Speaker 1: know heard somebody called Shock O'Neil. Shack O'Neil. Right, it's

698
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 1: a shock shock I used, I used to I live

699
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:28,080
Speaker 1: in Manhattan. I don't know why he doesn't get the

700
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:32,239
Speaker 1: gigs when he auditions. I don't know. I used to

701
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:35,160
Speaker 1: Little Manhattan Beach. A lot of basketball players live down there,

702
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:38,520
Speaker 1: and i'd see them around. I became friends with Kurt Rambis,

703
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:40,799
Speaker 1: you know, used to play for the Lakers. It's a

704
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:44,280
Speaker 1: long time ago, and uh we had the same shoe size.

705
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 1: So one day he goes, hey, man, if you ever

706
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,880
Speaker 1: want any any sneakers, I've got tons in my garage.

707
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:52,359
Speaker 1: They've been sitting out there for years. He gets these

708
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:55,200
Speaker 1: promo sneakers, never been worn, you know, they're in the

709
00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:57,840
Speaker 1: box still. So I said, sure, just give me like

710
00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:59,759
Speaker 1: five or six parents and so I'm not gonna wear

711
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:01,920
Speaker 1: more than that, So it gives them to me. It

712
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:04,279
Speaker 1: lasted about a week and the soul falls off because

713
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:07,799
Speaker 1: they've been sitting out there blue, all the glues dried up.

714
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 1: I've heard I've heard that happen to many, many people.

715
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:14,640
Speaker 1: A friend of mine, he got a pair of these

716
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:20,879
Speaker 1: really nice Jordan's from another another rapper guy. He used

717
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:22,879
Speaker 1: to collect them. It was okay with the same size.

718
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:26,040
Speaker 1: Once you try these, take these brand new, never wore

719
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 1: they're about they're about five six years old. And he

720
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:31,640
Speaker 1: said he put them on, went to the mall and

721
00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:35,200
Speaker 1: literally walked right out of the shoe. He walked in

722
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:36,879
Speaker 1: the mall and it took one step and the soul

723
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:38,759
Speaker 1: left was left behind him, and he was like they

724
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:40,560
Speaker 1: were sitting around too long. It was like, yeah, yeah,

725
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:43,240
Speaker 1: they can't. They gotta be worn or because the glue

726
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:46,560
Speaker 1: dries up. I don't want to date myself, but well

727
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:50,920
Speaker 1: you can't you're married. Um people don't get married anymore.

728
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:55,000
Speaker 1: Um No, But we remember when basketball players used to

729
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:58,840
Speaker 1: play in Converse sneakers. That was that was like the

730
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 1: nice sneaker back then, and that now it's hard to

731
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:03,120
Speaker 1: walk around in those. I don't know how you play

732
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:05,360
Speaker 1: a game. And they're just yeah, there's they're really flat,

733
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 1: like if you feel flat footed. And they run big too,

734
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:09,480
Speaker 1: about the half size big. They in fact to run

735
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 1: a half size big. Yeah. I tried on a pay yestery,

736
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:13,359
Speaker 1: I'm in eleven and they had to get a ten

737
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:16,520
Speaker 1: and a half because Chuck Taylor is actually an inch

738
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:21,000
Speaker 1: higher than he says he is. Take a break, We'll

739
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:27,799
Speaker 1: bit right back. Um, you're not a sport. You're not

740
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:29,920
Speaker 1: you did you play any sports growing up? I boxed

741
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:32,400
Speaker 1: amateur for nine years and I do jiu jitsu, but

742
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:35,080
Speaker 1: that's about it. I boxed amateur in the professional leagues.

743
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:40,719
Speaker 1: What was your sport? I'm assuming basketball because you would

744
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 1: assume that. But I was five eight when I graduated

745
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:46,160
Speaker 1: high school. No, yeah, I grew like to six four

746
00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:48,800
Speaker 1: after exponentially apparently, and when I showed up to my

747
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:53,520
Speaker 1: high school union. It was fun. It was fun. I

748
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:57,759
Speaker 1: played Um, I played um rugby, soccer and football, and

749
00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:01,000
Speaker 1: now you just golf. Uh. I'm getting back into golfing

750
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,560
Speaker 1: because I had my shoulder replaced the last summer. Yeah,

751
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:07,920
Speaker 1: you can't tell. Probably you have a well. I was

752
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:11,920
Speaker 1: a quarterback in college. Uh where Yeah? I was. I

753
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:15,600
Speaker 1: played a fatal the university in Connecticut, but I went

754
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:19,120
Speaker 1: to a different college. I graduated that college. My buddy

755
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 1: Bill says, hey, man, we could play football at Fairful

756
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 1: University and the club football team if we take a

757
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 1: night course. So I took. We took a night courses

758
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 1: in criminology and it qualified as to play football. The

759
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:34,359
Speaker 1: starting quarterback got hurt. I never played on a team before.

760
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:37,520
Speaker 1: We played pickup football top We had all that equipment

761
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:39,000
Speaker 1: that we had helmets and you know, pads, and we

762
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,520
Speaker 1: played the gangs from across town on a football field

763
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:43,400
Speaker 1: no ref so they were really you know, so this

764
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:45,600
Speaker 1: game was like playing with the school where they had refs.

765
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:47,359
Speaker 1: That was kind of easy. And I had a really

766
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 1: good arm and I was a kicker too. So the

767
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:51,239
Speaker 1: starting quarterback got hurt and I played the whole season

768
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:54,719
Speaker 1: got m v P. I loved kicking too, and uh

769
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:56,440
Speaker 1: so I moved out to l A to become a comic.

770
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:58,320
Speaker 1: I thought, I'm gonna try out for the l Express

771
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 1: USFL football team as a kick here so I want.

772
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:04,000
Speaker 1: I bought like six USFL footballs, which are a little

773
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:06,879
Speaker 1: bit lighter than the NFL, and I practice kicking every

774
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:09,759
Speaker 1: day down a Fairfax High and I thought this would

775
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:11,640
Speaker 1: be a good like kind of gimmick as a stand

776
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:13,719
Speaker 1: up with a good hook. Harry Is he's not only

777
00:40:13,719 --> 00:40:15,400
Speaker 1: a comedian, but he's also the kicker for the l

778
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:18,600
Speaker 1: Express to bring him up here. You know, but my

779
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:21,200
Speaker 1: career took off before the free agent walk on thing,

780
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 1: so I didn't do it. But there's also USFL fell

781
00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:30,319
Speaker 1: apart around them. Yeah, yep, didn't Trump have the New

782
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:35,280
Speaker 1: Jersey Generals. Wasn't that his theme in the USFL? Uh?

783
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:36,920
Speaker 1: If he said it was, I don't know if it

784
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:39,879
Speaker 1: was or not. I think her herschel Walker played for them.

785
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:41,800
Speaker 1: I think he had a heart on for the NFL.

786
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,840
Speaker 1: And Marcus Dupree when he left college went to the

787
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:49,360
Speaker 1: New Orleans franchise. This is all very entertaining information. I

788
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:52,560
Speaker 1: like this. I know it just triggered something off. And

789
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:55,400
Speaker 1: you're just checking to see if you have Alzheimer's, right,

790
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:57,719
Speaker 1: you just want to make sure you don't have Alzheimer's.

791
00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:00,960
Speaker 1: Did you said USFL? And I remember, oh yeah, you

792
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:11,560
Speaker 1: know it's some more interesting I know, useless facts, useless facts. Um.

793
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:13,480
Speaker 1: So that's the only thing I do now is golf,

794
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 1: which I'll be doing again soon. I play every year

795
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:20,160
Speaker 1: up in like Taha at the American Century uh UM

796
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:23,760
Speaker 1: Golf Championship, and it's on NBC, so you're on camera

797
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:26,000
Speaker 1: hitting the ball. I play with the pair me up

798
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:30,920
Speaker 1: with Charles Barkley every year because we both suck. He sucks,

799
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:33,760
Speaker 1: not because he's bad at golf. He has a psychological

800
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:37,319
Speaker 1: hitch in his swing where he can't swing through. He

801
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:42,200
Speaker 1: stops about a foot from the ball and then continues. Seriously.

802
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:45,399
Speaker 1: Everybody's trying to fix it. Tiger, Hank Haney, all these people.

803
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:47,840
Speaker 1: They can't fix it. He tried it, hits with one hand,

804
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:51,080
Speaker 1: closes his eyes. So I beat him usually by about

805
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:53,880
Speaker 1: ten strokes every year. But he's fun to play with.

806
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:56,839
Speaker 1: He smokes a cigar like you guys, and I think

807
00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:58,279
Speaker 1: that's the only way to smoke it with your mouth.

808
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:04,439
Speaker 1: I mean, no, but hey, that's true. What about Phil

809
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:08,000
Speaker 1: Michoelson oldest guy to win? Uh? Oh, more facts, guys.

810
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:12,960
Speaker 1: Yesterday it was yesterday. I'm just saying yesterday because I heard,

811
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,759
Speaker 1: I heard he was winning. He won. He won. The

812
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:19,200
Speaker 1: guys like fifty was fifty three? That's the oldest guy.

813
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:22,080
Speaker 1: Well that's his number. Do they have numbers in golf?

814
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:24,400
Speaker 1: Is that the numbverse jersey? I don't know what his

815
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:28,719
Speaker 1: jersey was. I'm just saying that's I thought jersey. My

816
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:31,560
Speaker 1: sister in law went to a pro tournament once a

817
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:34,759
Speaker 1: golf tournament and Phil Nicholson was there and he did

818
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:36,800
Speaker 1: a commercial with him, didn't you know, with Arnold Palmer.

819
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:42,160
Speaker 1: But he's from Latrobe, Michigan, I mean Pennsylvania. More facts.

820
00:42:43,719 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 1: She told her husband watch him Charles Barclay's golf swing.

821
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:53,120
Speaker 1: Yeah there it is, saying, Oh, that's talking, that's weird,

822
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:58,479
Speaker 1: that's weird. Oh I thought you were joking. No, it's true.

823
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:01,399
Speaker 1: Look at that, and I'm a little better than that.

824
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 1: He can't follow through. His legs started switching. I've seen

825
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:12,799
Speaker 1: him walk away from it because he couldn't do it.

826
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:16,799
Speaker 1: I think he's afraid he's going to hit somebody. I

827
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 1: think that's why he has it's a psychological But why

828
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:22,319
Speaker 1: would he worry about that? I don't know. I saw

829
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:26,520
Speaker 1: him kill a goose once on the seventh hole, feathers

830
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:29,840
Speaker 1: one flying everywhere. I thought he had a bad swing.

831
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:34,959
Speaker 1: What I didn't think he hit this far? So tired

832
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:39,520
Speaker 1: of watch him that swing. That's a good podcast with

833
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:43,840
Speaker 1: throw it right there? Do we incorporate that in the podcast?

834
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:45,839
Speaker 1: Do we get that footage while so the audience can

835
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:48,359
Speaker 1: see that I did a podcast with Arnold, I mean

836
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:51,600
Speaker 1: commercial with Arnold Palmer. Now there's you, Charles Barkley and

837
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:55,200
Speaker 1: Larry the cable guy. Yeah, and a weird goate I've

838
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:58,360
Speaker 1: never seen you with a goatee. My father was following

839
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:03,200
Speaker 1: us once and he's watching Barkley swing and I leave

840
00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:05,000
Speaker 1: the green right, I leave the tea box. I hit

841
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:07,120
Speaker 1: already in walking. Charles catches up to me. He goes,

842
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:09,640
Speaker 1: he's smiling, he's kind of chocolate. I said, what's so funny?

843
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:12,000
Speaker 1: It was some old dude back then said, just hit

844
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:14,279
Speaker 1: the ball. Just hit the ball, Charles. And that was

845
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:20,440
Speaker 1: my father. Yeah, Latoe, Pennsylvania's were Arnold Palmer's from and

846
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 1: I did a commercial with him there. That's where he learned.

847
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,919
Speaker 1: Were out of golf. That's where my manager Pauli's from.

848
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:31,279
Speaker 1: Is that right? Yeah? That guy right there. Yeah, I

849
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:34,920
Speaker 1: mean this guy has done everything. Arnold Palmers still well,

850
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,960
Speaker 1: like a few years ago though, we became really good friends.

851
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:38,520
Speaker 1: He was, we were buddies, you know, I was kind

852
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:41,359
Speaker 1: of this was it the val Tres commercial? It was?

853
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:45,000
Speaker 1: It was for herpes? Yeah, it was what was that?

854
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:50,560
Speaker 1: It was for Lato commercial? I love his drink. Yeah,

855
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:53,480
Speaker 1: Arnold Palmer, Well, you know when they asked me to

856
00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:56,160
Speaker 1: do a pharmaceutic commercialized. Can we make it at least

857
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:58,239
Speaker 1: a little funny, you know, they say a little bit,

858
00:44:58,239 --> 00:45:01,359
Speaker 1: but not too much, because so Hill order Hill order

859
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:03,760
Speaker 1: the Arnold Palmer, and I'll say, I'll have the Kevin Nealon.

860
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:08,960
Speaker 1: Ye Wait, who else was there was a third person? Bosh,

861
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 1: Chris Bosh, I know, Chris Bryan Vickers, the race car driver. Yeah,

862
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:15,760
Speaker 1: that's right, that was it. But Chris Bosh was playing

863
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:18,120
Speaker 1: and he brought his acoust guitar with him. He was

864
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:20,360
Speaker 1: learning how to play the guitar because I guess he

865
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:25,080
Speaker 1: couldn't play basketball because he had this condition. What is

866
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:27,719
Speaker 1: that condition? I think it was. I don't know what

867
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:29,520
Speaker 1: he had. But you take you take that if you

868
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:31,920
Speaker 1: have like a fib, or do you have a fi

869
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:35,640
Speaker 1: I did? I had an oblazon or you or if

870
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:41,439
Speaker 1: you have a blood clot or a TV or something vehicle? Yeah,

871
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:42,919
Speaker 1: if you have an a TV at home, he gotta

872
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:46,000
Speaker 1: take it. And you got rid of this a fib.

873
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:48,680
Speaker 1: I don't know if you can ever get rid of it.

874
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:51,640
Speaker 1: But I don't have episodes where my heart takes off anymore.

875
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:55,279
Speaker 1: Is it wasn't just race? Oh my god, It's like

876
00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:59,320
Speaker 1: horses running, it's like two beats per minute to fifty

877
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:02,120
Speaker 1: and then it slows down and then it becomes irregular

878
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:06,759
Speaker 1: and panic. At first, you do yeah. I mean I

879
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:09,160
Speaker 1: was always feeling my pulse on my neck to see

880
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:12,640
Speaker 1: if it was an a regular rhythm. And then finally, uh,

881
00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:14,680
Speaker 1: my doctor said, look, this is happening a lot. Why

882
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:17,680
Speaker 1: don't you just go get an ablazon. So I got

883
00:46:17,719 --> 00:46:19,960
Speaker 1: went to this Italian doctor. It's great. He was like

884
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:27,239
Speaker 1: the pioneer of ablazions black and Asian person. I'm gonna

885
00:46:27,239 --> 00:46:28,799
Speaker 1: take a break, Russell. We're gonna come back and we'll

886
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:32,879
Speaker 1: talk about that statement when we come back. Step daughters

887
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:38,480
Speaker 1: are Ablazian. An ablation is when they all right in

888
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:41,719
Speaker 1: a nutshell and aphib is an electrical problem with your heart.

889
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:44,440
Speaker 1: It can't kill you, but if you let it go

890
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:45,959
Speaker 1: for a couple of days, you get a blood clot

891
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:49,520
Speaker 1: and that'll kill you. But um, so what they do

892
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:51,960
Speaker 1: is they don't know what causes it. But an electrical

893
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:53,440
Speaker 1: I get all this stuff that people don't know what

894
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:55,920
Speaker 1: causes it. Like I had my feet getting numb from neuropathy.

895
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 1: It's not diabetes or Parkinson's or anything. It's just an array.

896
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:02,600
Speaker 1: It's just an irritated nerves. They don't know what causes

897
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:05,959
Speaker 1: the top part of my right thighs numb at all times, really,

898
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 1: and I don't know what it is. Like I know

899
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:10,360
Speaker 1: I'm touching, but I can't feel it. It's not you

900
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:11,920
Speaker 1: know you've heard of No, No, I know you. I know.

901
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:14,160
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking here, I'm not laughing at time, thinking

902
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:17,520
Speaker 1: as you get older, we start talking about moropathy and all.

903
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:19,839
Speaker 1: I wouldn't worry about that. That's probably just diabetes or something.

904
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:25,719
Speaker 1: But this, this has uh, this is just gets numb

905
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:28,279
Speaker 1: and you know, and it's weird. It's not totally. Does

906
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:31,319
Speaker 1: it affect your mobility a little bit? I mean's my

907
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:34,759
Speaker 1: balance a little bit? It's not. No. I wish I

908
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 1: had a name for it. I wish I was a

909
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:38,200
Speaker 1: minority so I had something to talk about my act.

910
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:40,840
Speaker 1: I wish I had MS so I could blame something

911
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:44,239
Speaker 1: on it. But you know, please give it up our

912
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:48,560
Speaker 1: aphib Comic of the Year, Kevin Neil Laser Kevin. So. Anyway,

913
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:50,680
Speaker 1: the ablation is they go in through your groin. There's

914
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:53,560
Speaker 1: that big ardor your vein there and then the pains

915
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:57,360
Speaker 1: they go up through they go up through that to

916
00:47:57,480 --> 00:47:59,200
Speaker 1: your heart, and then they come in through your neck,

917
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:02,120
Speaker 1: and then they there not a better way of getting

918
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:03,640
Speaker 1: at this thing. Well you take the four or five,

919
00:48:03,719 --> 00:48:08,600
Speaker 1: but that's usually packed up, so they go in through

920
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 1: that way, and then they they solder it. They like

921
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:14,320
Speaker 1: little thoughts around the area that he has the electric

922
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:17,920
Speaker 1: current that's going. They cauterize it, sort of like they

923
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:21,400
Speaker 1: make a little corral around it. Scar scar tissue. And

924
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:23,839
Speaker 1: then the guy finishes, and I'm relieved because it's like,

925
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:27,239
Speaker 1: you know, ten fourteen years of that, you know, now

926
00:48:27,239 --> 00:48:30,279
Speaker 1: it's don't have to worry about it anymore. But he goes, um, yeah,

927
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:31,759
Speaker 1: you look good. You know, I think you'll be fine.

928
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:33,319
Speaker 1: I did see a scar in your heart, but it

929
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:36,279
Speaker 1: doesn't mean anything. Scar. What do you mean scar? What's

930
00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:38,360
Speaker 1: that from? He goes, I don't know. Nobody knows anything.

931
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:40,960
Speaker 1: What comes in the rock? The I don't know. I

932
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:43,000
Speaker 1: was I went to bed. You know, I think the

933
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,320
Speaker 1: scar on your heart was caused from that ex girlfriend

934
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:50,040
Speaker 1: from I think you're right it could be. I've had

935
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:52,640
Speaker 1: breakups where I've had noises coming out of my mouth

936
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:55,520
Speaker 1: I've never heard before, like a wounded animal. I'm on

937
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:59,960
Speaker 1: the floor. You know, it's like wha, Spielberg's hey you

938
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:06,239
Speaker 1: one of the next hour wars. But no, it's it's

939
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:08,319
Speaker 1: really kind of crazy. As you get older, you know,

940
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:10,640
Speaker 1: you think you're gonna like I always thought, now I'm

941
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:11,960
Speaker 1: gonna work out the rest of my life and I'm

942
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:13,560
Speaker 1: gonna be the gym. I'm not gonna be lean all

943
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:16,680
Speaker 1: the time. And you know, toned, you've stayed, You've stayed

944
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:19,239
Speaker 1: very lean over the years. You've never had a fat

945
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:22,160
Speaker 1: last year's been rough. But what happens you don't know,

946
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:25,279
Speaker 1: is your body starts breaking down. I go to bed.

947
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:29,000
Speaker 1: My mother died about a year ago, and a week

948
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:31,919
Speaker 1: after she died, I go to bed and I wake

949
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:36,600
Speaker 1: up in an ambulance. This is last April, right, I

950
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:39,239
Speaker 1: don't know anything. They tapped me on the show. They say,

951
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:41,800
Speaker 1: Mr Neelon, we're taking to St. John's Hospital or in

952
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:44,920
Speaker 1: an ambulance. You had a grand mouse seizure. What a

953
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:48,440
Speaker 1: grand mouth seizure? I thought, how did I get the friends?

954
00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:54,360
Speaker 1: Why am I friends? And but it's all like disbelief,

955
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:56,400
Speaker 1: And I think that's how you die eventually, is you

956
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:58,600
Speaker 1: don't even know what happens. You're just gone. You know,

957
00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:00,959
Speaker 1: but I did not woke enough. That would have been it.

958
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:03,520
Speaker 1: But I woke up. I can't but know I would

959
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:04,920
Speaker 1: have been the way I went. And had I not

960
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:07,359
Speaker 1: woken up, that's about that. I would have not known

961
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:10,920
Speaker 1: anything and I just would have been gone. But yeah,

962
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:14,000
Speaker 1: so I get to the hospital and uh, it's funny,

963
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:17,000
Speaker 1: you know if I try to avoid talking about any

964
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:19,240
Speaker 1: of this stuff because I hate comics talking about getting

965
00:50:19,239 --> 00:50:21,120
Speaker 1: older on stage, like, I won't do that. I won't

966
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:23,759
Speaker 1: talk about you know, oh man, I'm getting old. You

967
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:27,279
Speaker 1: know you're gonna hate my new act. But you're still young,

968
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:31,040
Speaker 1: so you can get away with it anyway. They do

969
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:32,759
Speaker 1: all kinds of tests on you, m R I s

970
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:35,680
Speaker 1: X rays, and then the doctor. You know, I come

971
00:50:35,719 --> 00:50:37,000
Speaker 1: out of the m R I thing. I'm in and

972
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,759
Speaker 1: out because I'm tired, you know, And I come out

973
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:42,440
Speaker 1: of the you know, it's a tough conversation. When Russell's

974
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:47,520
Speaker 1: distracted by the birds driving hear the birds singing. Yeah,

975
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:49,160
Speaker 1: I'm just like in my head, I'm like, I'm like,

976
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:55,560
Speaker 1: what happened next? In my head? I'm anyway, the doctor

977
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:58,120
Speaker 1: looks at the m R I. You got tests from

978
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:04,080
Speaker 1: my m R EI there. Uh, he looks at it.

979
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:06,319
Speaker 1: He goes, um, I don't know if this was the

980
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:10,759
Speaker 1: Causier seizure, but you you have a tumor, brain tumor. Hey,

981
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:14,959
Speaker 1: we found a brain tumor. But it's a menageoma. It's

982
00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:17,200
Speaker 1: a brain tumor that's not in the brain. It's between

983
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:19,440
Speaker 1: the brain and your skull right here. You can't see it.

984
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:24,319
Speaker 1: And stop looking up there, he said. It's been there

985
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:26,960
Speaker 1: for like, probably a couple of decades. It's calcified, it's

986
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:31,000
Speaker 1: probably not growing. Uh. I wouldn't worry about it. I

987
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:32,920
Speaker 1: like it when people tell you just had a seizure.

988
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:35,439
Speaker 1: I wouldn't worry about that tumor though it's not don't

989
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:37,160
Speaker 1: worry about it. But anyway, I've had it for like

990
00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:39,880
Speaker 1: a year now, and uh, and I just take anti

991
00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:42,120
Speaker 1: Caesar stuff. Now. I don't have room in my pill

992
00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:44,680
Speaker 1: box for any more pills. Russell. I have to stand

993
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:47,600
Speaker 1: on it now like a suitcase to close it. You

994
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 1: don't even take multi vitamins anymore. I have to. I

995
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:51,279
Speaker 1: have to get rid of the vitamins that I have

996
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:53,719
Speaker 1: in there, because there is some vitamin D and some

997
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:55,840
Speaker 1: B complex and see, those are the ones who actually

998
00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:57,759
Speaker 1: very necessary one, so you should need those now they

999
00:51:57,760 --> 00:51:59,920
Speaker 1: are now they are. But I don't even know what

1000
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:02,840
Speaker 1: I've been so busy lately. I don't even know what

1001
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:05,839
Speaker 1: today is. According to my pill box, today is M

1002
00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:10,520
Speaker 1: That's all I know. M day, M day. Edward Back,

1003
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:12,600
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, you're just joining us. I'm talking to

1004
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:17,680
Speaker 1: Angelo and Russell Peters, the Peter Brothers on Medication, Kevin Nealon.

1005
00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:22,840
Speaker 1: This so are my plan on being out and about

1006
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:25,120
Speaker 1: as much as possible. I don't think any of us

1007
00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:27,640
Speaker 1: had enough fun last year at this time, myself included.

1008
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,239
Speaker 1: So I'm looking forward to filling my schedule with as

1009
00:52:30,239 --> 00:52:33,279
Speaker 1: many shows and trips as I can, whether it's for

1010
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:35,160
Speaker 1: work or play. A lot of us are going to

1011
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1013
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1014
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1015
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1024
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1041
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Speaker 1: dot com slash Peters. What meds are you on right now? Oh?

1042
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:19,560
Speaker 1: I'm on a bunch of stuff besides Valt Treks. Valt

1043
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:21,400
Speaker 1: Trek is number one. But I only bought that because

1044
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Speaker 1: of your endorsement to it that you thought I will

1045
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Speaker 1: actually have a fab. I just was like, you know,

1046
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Speaker 1: that's my friend and I want to support. But still, yeah,

1047
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Shot, I'm on the wrong drugs. Four. I

1048
00:54:34,239 --> 00:54:37,960
Speaker 1: hope that's not the Is it shingles? It could be

1049
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,680
Speaker 1: for herpes? Is that for herpes? It's for cold sours,

1050
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:44,480
Speaker 1: cold sours? Herpies. You know, this last year it's kind

1051
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:48,160
Speaker 1: of been like the eighties with STDs. You know, are

1052
00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:50,279
Speaker 1: you vaccent? Yeah? Do you have like any kind of

1053
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:53,759
Speaker 1: sweating or before you have sex? You are any kind

1054
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:56,880
Speaker 1: of cough? Anything? And this is your wife talking to you.

1055
00:54:57,120 --> 00:55:04,600
Speaker 1: And that's my mother. She haunts you. Yeah. Yeah, Well

1056
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:08,320
Speaker 1: they're together now, that's nice. Yeah, wherever they are, they're together,

1057
00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:12,640
Speaker 1: I feel or they're nowhere. That's true, then there could

1058
00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:15,319
Speaker 1: be nowhere, but they're nowhere together, your parents a life

1059
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:20,400
Speaker 1: still just my mom she turns eighty this year. Okay.

1060
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:23,399
Speaker 1: My mother lived to be ninety almost ninety two. Yeah,

1061
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:25,000
Speaker 1: I remember when you posted it and I sent you

1062
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,200
Speaker 1: a message. I believe you did you but no flowers.

1063
00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:30,400
Speaker 1: But that's okay. No, I mean I figured she did us.

1064
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:33,759
Speaker 1: Round though over ninety is great. If you get a

1065
00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:37,400
Speaker 1: bonus round, it's bonus. You're in there. What is the

1066
00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:40,440
Speaker 1: age when somebody dies where you don't get upset and

1067
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:46,360
Speaker 1: say what happened? What happened after? After and up? I

1068
00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:49,480
Speaker 1: would think eighty okay, somebody in the paper says, you

1069
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:54,400
Speaker 1: know some of us have died, Okay, not that you

1070
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:56,440
Speaker 1: don't care about them, it's just like, well, it happens.

1071
00:55:56,560 --> 00:56:00,040
Speaker 1: You know. It was a sandy bottom though, right, it

1072
00:56:00,239 --> 00:56:06,439
Speaker 1: wasn't rocks. No, it's all let's see my lady face

1073
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:09,000
Speaker 1: time to his wife as soon as it happened. So

1074
00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:11,840
Speaker 1: his wife's watching this in real time on the phone.

1075
00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:14,239
Speaker 1: My wife's watching it in real time in l A

1076
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:17,040
Speaker 1: and I'm I'm I'm in did you land on your back? No?

1077
00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:19,239
Speaker 1: I just felt I walked straight. He walked straight in

1078
00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:21,959
Speaker 1: like he didn't see I didn't see it. I think

1079
00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:25,000
Speaker 1: I came on, I can swim. He literally walked the plane.

1080
00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:27,480
Speaker 1: How long after that did you continue to laugh? Like

1081
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:29,920
Speaker 1: all night? I know, you stop and then you think

1082
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:32,959
Speaker 1: about it again, you start laughing. Absolutely. I love those still.

1083
00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:36,040
Speaker 1: I still laugh about it. I showed it, you know,

1084
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:38,160
Speaker 1: it's funny. I showed it to my friend and he

1085
00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:40,520
Speaker 1: looks at me and he goes, You're like the Greek

1086
00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:45,360
Speaker 1: Chris Farley. You you knew him, and it's funny. I

1087
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:48,800
Speaker 1: mean I walked literally walked right off the dock, didn't

1088
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:52,520
Speaker 1: even see it, and felt right into the water. It's

1089
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:55,400
Speaker 1: just this. It's taking you longer to get out of

1090
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:57,320
Speaker 1: the water than that woman that swam from Cuba to

1091
00:56:57,440 --> 00:57:02,520
Speaker 1: Key West. I'm talking from the beginning she left. I

1092
00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:04,880
Speaker 1: thought Russell was going to pass out from laughing. I

1093
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:08,360
Speaker 1: never heard him laugh at hard. Never you knew you're okay.

1094
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:10,440
Speaker 1: I did once I found I was okay. That's when

1095
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:13,640
Speaker 1: I started laughing. And then but I start getting really lightheaded.

1096
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:16,880
Speaker 1: I started getting and then you fell in. What I

1097
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:18,560
Speaker 1: was afraid of because I can't swim, so I would

1098
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:20,680
Speaker 1: have been dead. No, you can't swim? How do you

1099
00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:22,400
Speaker 1: do that? Why don't? Why don't you go learn? I'm

1100
00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:30,000
Speaker 1: learning Spanish, you can learn to swim. Well, what what

1101
00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:33,720
Speaker 1: country do I call to learn how to swim? Any country?

1102
00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:35,840
Speaker 1: What part of Mexico to used to teach swimming to

1103
00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:40,840
Speaker 1: handicapped kids? Mentally handicapped kids can swim. Are you afraid

1104
00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:43,200
Speaker 1: of the water? I'm well, we're on the bed in

1105
00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:46,440
Speaker 1: my pool and all doggy paddle in the deep end

1106
00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:50,240
Speaker 1: in doggy paddling and back. But what kind of dog up?

1107
00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:56,560
Speaker 1: I swim like ships? Well it's easy, man, It's all

1108
00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:58,040
Speaker 1: about just you know, you know what it is. I

1109
00:57:58,120 --> 00:58:00,440
Speaker 1: panic when my face goes underwater. My head is underwater.

1110
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:03,720
Speaker 1: How about when you're shaving? I don't care. I don't

1111
00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:07,960
Speaker 1: submerge when I'm shaing shower? How about a shower? Sprinklers?

1112
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:09,880
Speaker 1: How about sprinklers? Work your way up to the pool,

1113
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:11,640
Speaker 1: run through a sprinkler, and then jump in the pool.

1114
00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:17,280
Speaker 1: I ran through sprinklers my whole childhood. Are you pyromaniac?

1115
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:23,280
Speaker 1: Where they coming from the ceiling? Almost drowned twice. That's

1116
00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:26,800
Speaker 1: why I did too. When I was four and when

1117
00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:29,920
Speaker 1: I was thirteen, and then that was it. I was like, nope,

1118
00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:34,520
Speaker 1: I'm good. My father was a hero uh many times.

1119
00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:37,640
Speaker 1: But one time these kids fell through the ice on

1120
00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:44,720
Speaker 1: a pond skating and he rescued them. Where'd you grow up, Florida? Oh?

1121
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:51,360
Speaker 1: Really it was Connecticut? Alright. Yeah. We used to skate

1122
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:53,800
Speaker 1: on the lake by our house every winter and play

1123
00:58:53,840 --> 00:58:55,800
Speaker 1: hockey and stuff. Is great. I'm playing Bridgeport in a

1124
00:58:55,840 --> 00:58:58,600
Speaker 1: couple of weeks. That's where I'm from, are you Yeah?

1125
00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:00,600
Speaker 1: Stress factory, right, that's what want to be in July.

1126
00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:04,400
Speaker 1: Bridgeport is like, you know, it doesn't belong in Connecticut.

1127
00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:07,760
Speaker 1: It's the Detroit of Connecticut, which part of Detroit, The

1128
00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:10,880
Speaker 1: Detroit part of Detroit, the Detroit part. Oh yeah, that's

1129
00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:13,400
Speaker 1: what everybody said, don't go out at night. It's very

1130
00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:16,720
Speaker 1: it's very diverse, it's ethnic. It's a lot of Like

1131
00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:21,720
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, there was mafia there when I grew up, gangs,

1132
00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:26,560
Speaker 1: you know drive bys. Well, it's Connecticut. They're all on

1133
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:30,440
Speaker 1: the witness protection program there. Yeah. I mean for a

1134
00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:32,840
Speaker 1: couple of the mayors were convicted and sent to prison

1135
00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:35,720
Speaker 1: for racketeering there. The city was won bankrupt a few

1136
00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:39,080
Speaker 1: times recently, not recently that I know of, but I

1137
00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:43,680
Speaker 1: will tell you that there was rumor that Wayne Newton

1138
00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:47,920
Speaker 1: met Johnny Carson there at the dinner on Main Street

1139
00:59:48,080 --> 00:59:51,640
Speaker 1: to talk about buying a casino in Vegas together. No,

1140
00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:56,240
Speaker 1: they had they had a disagreement over the lawsuit or something,

1141
00:59:56,280 --> 00:59:59,480
Speaker 1: and there was Yeah, that's just a rumor though, I think,

1142
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:01,720
Speaker 1: but it maybe happened. But the big thing about Bridgeport,

1143
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:04,640
Speaker 1: I don't know if you're superstitious, I'm not, but carry on.

1144
01:00:05,160 --> 01:00:06,600
Speaker 1: Most of my friends, you know, I lived in a

1145
01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:09,560
Speaker 1: blue collar neighbor. Most of my friends fathers were either

1146
01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:14,160
Speaker 1: firemen or police policeman. And I came home from school

1147
01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:16,760
Speaker 1: once and my buddy Bill goes, Okay, we gotta go

1148
01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:18,720
Speaker 1: down to Linley Street. There's a haunted house. There's a

1149
01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:21,280
Speaker 1: girl possessed in a house on Linley Street. I said,

1150
01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:23,320
Speaker 1: no way, because no, my father told me. My fathers

1151
01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:25,200
Speaker 1: down there. Now he's a fireman, you know. So we

1152
01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:27,439
Speaker 1: go down there and it's at night. Now it's dark,

1153
01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:30,120
Speaker 1: it's a winter, it's all lit up. All the press

1154
01:00:30,120 --> 01:00:34,120
Speaker 1: are down there. There's thongs, throngs of people. There's not

1155
01:00:34,160 --> 01:00:37,600
Speaker 1: thongs of no songs, but there was now in Brazil,

1156
01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:41,520
Speaker 1: where there's thongs and throngs of people. Throngs of thongs.

1157
01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:44,960
Speaker 1: Good name for your next special, by the way, throngs

1158
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:49,840
Speaker 1: of thongs with Russell Peters. Uh straight from Brazil waxed

1159
01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:54,160
Speaker 1: uh fully wexed um. So I go down there and yeah,

1160
01:00:54,200 --> 01:00:56,680
Speaker 1: and it's like hundreds of people and it's barricaded off.

1161
01:00:56,720 --> 01:01:00,560
Speaker 1: There's lights, there's cameras, you know, news cops and and

1162
01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:03,680
Speaker 1: my apparently a girl was adopted from an orphanage that

1163
01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:06,480
Speaker 1: was on an Indian reservation in Canada. You know, that's

1164
01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:08,200
Speaker 1: where she lived now in this house. It's a little

1165
01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:13,240
Speaker 1: bungalow house a side street. And apparently the cement swans

1166
01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:15,760
Speaker 1: vibrated and shook to face to each other out on

1167
01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:20,680
Speaker 1: the porch, the elevator, the refrigerator elevated up. The crucifix

1168
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:23,120
Speaker 1: fell off the wall. My friend's father, who was the

1169
01:01:23,160 --> 01:01:26,720
Speaker 1: captain of the fire department, told us privately, said I

1170
01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:30,000
Speaker 1: was walking downstairs to check the foundation, and I kid you,

1171
01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:32,880
Speaker 1: not coming up the stairs was a cat. It looked

1172
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:36,320
Speaker 1: up to me and said, how's your brother George? And

1173
01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:39,160
Speaker 1: he's got a brother George. As if a talking cat

1174
01:01:39,240 --> 01:01:44,040
Speaker 1: wasn't enough, he was psychic cat psychic and he wasn't joking,

1175
01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:47,320
Speaker 1: That's what I remember. Maybe he was at the time,

1176
01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:51,520
Speaker 1: but I remember that I believe that he was. I

1177
01:01:51,560 --> 01:01:55,720
Speaker 1: believe in that stuff. There's a there's a definitely an

1178
01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:58,360
Speaker 1: energy that a lot. I don't know if if you

1179
01:01:58,400 --> 01:02:00,720
Speaker 1: could call it haunted or not, but I feel it.

1180
01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:03,400
Speaker 1: I can sense it. And you can always feel if

1181
01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:06,800
Speaker 1: there's somebody else in the room. Uh, And I can

1182
01:02:06,880 --> 01:02:08,800
Speaker 1: feel it and I know. But the thing is, you

1183
01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:10,840
Speaker 1: don't want to tell people this because if you tell

1184
01:02:10,880 --> 01:02:12,920
Speaker 1: them that, then they think that there's something's wrong with

1185
01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:18,360
Speaker 1: you with the facts. But no, you can I can

1186
01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:20,600
Speaker 1: sense it. Are you one of these people that believes

1187
01:02:20,600 --> 01:02:24,000
Speaker 1: in signs too? Like if you if you like ladybugs.

1188
01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:26,400
Speaker 1: I have a friend that loves ladybugs. If she's he's

1189
01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:29,000
Speaker 1: a ladybugs, she goes, Oh, that's meant I'm meant to

1190
01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:31,320
Speaker 1: do this then because I saw that ladybug, I'm supposed

1191
01:02:31,360 --> 01:02:35,560
Speaker 1: to buy this house or whatever. You know, if I'm

1192
01:02:35,640 --> 01:02:41,640
Speaker 1: driving and I see a red hexagon, I stop. You know,

1193
01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:44,280
Speaker 1: if all right, let's just say, let's say you're you're

1194
01:02:44,280 --> 01:02:48,160
Speaker 1: on the fence angelo about doing something right. It's gonna

1195
01:02:48,160 --> 01:02:52,120
Speaker 1: be strong fence. Let's say you're on a semant wall.

1196
01:02:53,240 --> 01:03:01,440
Speaker 1: You're on a semant wall, I'm gonna I'm gonna ask you,

1197
01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:04,840
Speaker 1: like tonight, before tonight, if you see what's the thing

1198
01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:08,280
Speaker 1: you look for the paper clip or is it? No? No,

1199
01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:11,240
Speaker 1: it could be. It could be it could be a hamburger,

1200
01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:15,560
Speaker 1: but it could drive through. It could be anything. Sometimes

1201
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:19,560
Speaker 1: it's seeing a person, a place or a thing. Something

1202
01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:22,240
Speaker 1: that could be a bird or an animal. So you

1203
01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:24,680
Speaker 1: don't have a specific thing. It's like you've got to

1204
01:03:24,800 --> 01:03:27,920
Speaker 1: feel if something's gonna happen like that. Or sometimes you

1205
01:03:27,960 --> 01:03:31,360
Speaker 1: ask yourself if you get lost and you end up somewhere,

1206
01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:35,520
Speaker 1: why Sometimes it's true because you follow your GPS. Because

1207
01:03:35,560 --> 01:03:39,080
Speaker 1: I also screen on your phone was so dirty from

1208
01:03:39,120 --> 01:03:41,720
Speaker 1: all the spit that you couldn't see. Here's what I wonder.

1209
01:03:41,760 --> 01:03:43,680
Speaker 1: If you're stopped at a stoplight, or if you don't

1210
01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:46,080
Speaker 1: make it through that stoplight, how would your life have

1211
01:03:46,200 --> 01:03:48,320
Speaker 1: changed if you got through that green light? You know

1212
01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:50,600
Speaker 1: it didn't stop at that light. That's a little different,

1213
01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:54,920
Speaker 1: because that's no I'm wrong, no, But I mean that

1214
01:03:55,280 --> 01:03:58,160
Speaker 1: you know it's a stoplight is one thing. But have

1215
01:03:58,240 --> 01:04:01,280
Speaker 1: you ever been in a situation where you end up

1216
01:04:01,360 --> 01:04:05,280
Speaker 1: somewhere and then you ask yourself what am I doing here?

1217
01:04:05,480 --> 01:04:08,200
Speaker 1: And then there's a sign of something that happens that

1218
01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:11,120
Speaker 1: tells you that. And I know this sounds spiritual, but

1219
01:04:11,280 --> 01:04:12,880
Speaker 1: you pull up somewhere, you're like, what am I doing here?

1220
01:04:12,880 --> 01:04:19,960
Speaker 1: And then the big hospital signing like, oh, by the way,

1221
01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:22,600
Speaker 1: there was a time angel when I had that a

1222
01:04:22,680 --> 01:04:26,120
Speaker 1: fifth thing going on. I would know exactly where every

1223
01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:29,080
Speaker 1: hospital was and which one I was closest to. And

1224
01:04:29,120 --> 01:04:31,800
Speaker 1: the most insecure I felt was when I was right

1225
01:04:31,840 --> 01:04:35,440
Speaker 1: between the middle of two hospitals equi distance, because I

1226
01:04:35,520 --> 01:04:37,200
Speaker 1: knew i'd have to get it would be at least

1227
01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:39,240
Speaker 1: forty minutes to get to one of those two hospitals,

1228
01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:41,240
Speaker 1: and they were like traffic, which one has less traffic

1229
01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:45,280
Speaker 1: right now? Yeah? Exactly. Um. But you know, some people

1230
01:04:45,320 --> 01:04:47,080
Speaker 1: have certain things that they always look for, Like if

1231
01:04:47,080 --> 01:04:50,560
Speaker 1: somebody passed away and they see butterflies the next day,

1232
01:04:50,760 --> 01:04:52,480
Speaker 1: like that happened with my grandmother. We thought, oh, it's

1233
01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:55,200
Speaker 1: a sign from her, you know. Or if you're you're

1234
01:04:55,240 --> 01:04:58,160
Speaker 1: like my friend's mother loves paper clips, left gold paper clips,

1235
01:04:58,240 --> 01:05:00,240
Speaker 1: use those a lot. If she saw paper up on

1236
01:05:00,280 --> 01:05:03,920
Speaker 1: the ground because my mother's signaling me because there was

1237
01:05:03,960 --> 01:05:07,320
Speaker 1: something about I. I once when I lived in Toronto,

1238
01:05:07,560 --> 01:05:09,880
Speaker 1: I saw a man walking at four o'clock in the morning.

1239
01:05:09,920 --> 01:05:11,600
Speaker 1: I was on the porch having a cigar. It was

1240
01:05:11,680 --> 01:05:15,600
Speaker 1: early morning. He looked exactly like my father, identical to

1241
01:05:15,680 --> 01:05:18,040
Speaker 1: my father, and he was walking and I freaked out.

1242
01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:20,200
Speaker 1: I said there, I stood there staring at him. And

1243
01:05:20,280 --> 01:05:23,280
Speaker 1: another time at the Cleveland Improv in the front row

1244
01:05:23,280 --> 01:05:25,000
Speaker 1: of a man and a woman, I came out on

1245
01:05:25,120 --> 01:05:28,920
Speaker 1: stage and the guy sitting at twelve o'clock exactly looked

1246
01:05:28,920 --> 01:05:31,520
Speaker 1: like my father. It was so weird. Maybe it was

1247
01:05:31,560 --> 01:05:33,400
Speaker 1: your father, Maybe it was and I don't know. It's

1248
01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:36,760
Speaker 1: so weird. And I kept trying to do, uh, my act,

1249
01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:38,720
Speaker 1: and I kept staring at the guy. Have you ever

1250
01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:40,840
Speaker 1: done that where you're on stage and you see somebody

1251
01:05:40,880 --> 01:05:46,800
Speaker 1: that somewhere familiar I don't know, like this is you

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Speaker 1: know what I'm saying is usually if I see somebody familiarities,

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Speaker 1: I probably know them nobody. What if they you're not

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Speaker 1: sure what the lights on and everything else too, then

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Speaker 1: you gotta hit him with that line, what do I

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Speaker 1: know you from? Stop hitting on me? But they look

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Speaker 1: at the guy and say, hey, you're my dad. But

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Speaker 1: that's happened to me a couple of times. Actually, do

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Speaker 1: you know that disease that that Brad Pitt has? I

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01:06:08,360 --> 01:06:10,360
Speaker 1: think he has it, And then I know another guy

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Speaker 1: that has it where they don't recognize faces like you

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01:06:13,640 --> 01:06:15,800
Speaker 1: can know him. Yeah, you could just have a meeting

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Speaker 1: with him for an hour and then come back in

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01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:20,360
Speaker 1: because you forgot your coat. He wouldn't know who you were.

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01:06:21,040 --> 01:06:22,960
Speaker 1: He probably know you because of your clothes, whatever you're wearing.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I can't remember people's faces. Yeah, that's why

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Speaker 1: he breaks up with these women. Maybe maybe, Well, so

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Speaker 1: why why can't they just give it like a regular

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Speaker 1: name like forgot face guy? Yeah? Well in Greek his

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Speaker 1: face yeah yeah. Most of these words, gentlemen, come from Greeks.

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Speaker 1: A lot of these words phobias, diseases, illnesses. I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to think of the swear word. My friend tell me, sugar,

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01:06:58,920 --> 01:07:01,520
Speaker 1: that's our favorite word on the road. All of times

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Speaker 1: you call people pagnosia would be horrible. You gotta pretend

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Speaker 1: you to everybody, Hey, how you doing a long time?

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Speaker 1: No recognize because you remember smells or something? Yeah, I

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01:07:17,920 --> 01:07:20,400
Speaker 1: mean if the guy smell e. Then it's yea, you'd

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Speaker 1: want to go in fragrant when you say it right there?

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Speaker 1: Which his face? But I lost some memory, so prosopagnosia, Wait,

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Speaker 1: what's moo moody? Well you got which is your and

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01:07:35,200 --> 01:07:40,800
Speaker 1: then moody, So moody is face but prosopa is uh,

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Speaker 1: it's like your whole head head. But that's so well,

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Speaker 1: you're the one that brought it up. Kevin brought it

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Speaker 1: up for a second. For a second, I didn't think

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Speaker 1: we're gonna have a debate over this. Man. I just

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01:08:01,400 --> 01:08:03,800
Speaker 1: had a Spanish class. I don't be listening to Greek.

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Speaker 1: Think Kevin, do you think that's true? Or do you

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01:08:06,560 --> 01:08:10,000
Speaker 1: think he just everybody wants a great excuse right now?

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Speaker 1: Think about it. And I didn't introduce my wife to

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Speaker 1: him a couple of years ago some awards show and

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Speaker 1: it looked like he knew her. I was pretending to

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Speaker 1: know her to give her a big hug and a kiss,

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Speaker 1: and he called her Kevin. Yeah, yeah, you know, I

1294
01:08:22,280 --> 01:08:26,479
Speaker 1: gotta stop trying to think I know people's names when

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01:08:26,479 --> 01:08:28,000
Speaker 1: I see them, because it's oh, I get it wrong

1296
01:08:28,040 --> 01:08:30,080
Speaker 1: all the time. Like I'm trying to show him like,

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Speaker 1: how how you know what a great memory I have? Hey, Dwayne,

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Speaker 1: how you doing? You know? And then later no, it's Wayne.

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Speaker 1: Wayne is not that I know, but I don't want to.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's not even usually that close and it's

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Speaker 1: and it's a girl. I think we covered everything, didn't

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Speaker 1: we We got this. I think you edit this down

1303
01:08:51,080 --> 01:08:53,920
Speaker 1: to five minutes and you're good. We gotta just just

1304
01:08:53,920 --> 01:08:56,920
Speaker 1: just the facts people. It's Angelo talking for well, I'll

1305
01:08:57,000 --> 01:09:00,679
Speaker 1: just bringing up facts. I meant to that. I meant

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Speaker 1: the geography. I meant the populations. I mean the things

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01:09:03,439 --> 01:09:05,400
Speaker 1: that people maybe you went to. Uh you know. I

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Speaker 1: was just telling my son this. I said, I don't

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Speaker 1: think you need to go to school. You could say

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Speaker 1: home and watch Jeopardy, Ted Talks, Shark Tank and get

1311
01:09:13,560 --> 01:09:17,760
Speaker 1: a great education. You really can't, you know, any masterclass. Yeah,

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01:09:17,840 --> 01:09:19,880
Speaker 1: there's so many things going on at home, you don't

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Speaker 1: need to go into school. Information, Yeah, are used probably

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Speaker 1: it's probably more useful information. You're gonna learn that way too.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you're also gonna know what a hundred people

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Speaker 1: surveyed and the top tenances would be. Yeah, where all

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Speaker 1: those thing you know, what you were on family feud.

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Speaker 1: I saw you was. I did a lot of these

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Speaker 1: game shows the last year, except for Jeopardy. I would

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Speaker 1: be the worst on that. I would forget how to

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Speaker 1: set up the what is? Who? I'm sorry what I

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Speaker 1: forgot to say? What is? Yeah? I would do the

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Speaker 1: same thing, what is and who is? And yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: where I would screw that up. My cousin was on Jeopardy.

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Speaker 1: She won three days in a row. This was in

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Speaker 1: the early two thousands. I think she did this a

1327
01:09:58,479 --> 01:10:02,320
Speaker 1: cousin times pretty good, is really smart. That's why I

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Speaker 1: played at home in my family, and it's just like

1329
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Speaker 1: just yelling at the TV. I do well at home?

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Speaker 1: Do you at home? I do really well on Jeopardy.

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Speaker 1: I do home. I do well at home with comedy too.

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Speaker 1: If I get to a club and crickets, I know.

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Speaker 1: I heard your son tweet about how were you killing

1334
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Speaker 1: the in the kitchen at dinner? My son wrote the

1335
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Speaker 1: first joke he's ever written for me. He read it himself,

1336
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Speaker 1: but I took it. His teacher asked him. I heard

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Speaker 1: him on zoom. His teacher said, what have you guys

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Speaker 1: been doing? What have you been doing to stay busy

1339
01:10:34,040 --> 01:10:39,800
Speaker 1: during the pandemic and he goes, um, well, we've been

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Speaker 1: binge watching our ring doorbell footage. I said, I'm taking that.

1341
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Speaker 1: My daughter came up with a good joke during COVID.

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Speaker 1: She's eight years old, and she said, Daddy, I stepped

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Speaker 1: on a piece of cereal in the kitchen. Does that

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Speaker 1: make me a serial killer? That's good? Which I thought

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Speaker 1: was really good. Yeah. Yeah, my kids are better joke

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Speaker 1: writers than I. I think our kids are, like because

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Speaker 1: my daughter the same way. Yeah. She she was eating

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Speaker 1: shredded cheese and then she made across at him and

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01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:17,639
Speaker 1: she goes, look, it's Jesus. That's actually pretty funny. Here's

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Speaker 1: a T shirt that I was working on for a

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Speaker 1: while for what yeah I design. I came home from

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Speaker 1: the gym and I looked at the sweat, you know

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01:11:26,160 --> 01:11:28,639
Speaker 1: how the sweat like on a tortilla you see Jesus.

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01:11:29,360 --> 01:11:32,800
Speaker 1: It kind of looked like Jesus on the Cross, but

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Speaker 1: not quite so I kind of like did some experimenting

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01:11:37,240 --> 01:11:40,160
Speaker 1: sample stuff, like I would make it look more like

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Speaker 1: Jesus on the Christ, like I had sweated that out.

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Speaker 1: Jesus on the Christ, I mean Jesus on a cross.

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Speaker 1: And as if that was you know what happened with

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Speaker 1: my workout? And that was that was the image of

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Speaker 1: him and then people how was? Yeah, Jesus, I want

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Speaker 1: to ask you about your art, um, because it's freaking awesome.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, the paintings, thank you. I just want to

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Speaker 1: know if you would draw me one day, I would

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Speaker 1: be honored if Kevin, those are amazing billows like the

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Speaker 1: Jim Carrey on was incredible. Oh you Drew Angelo, look

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Speaker 1: at that, right? And then the moors came across and

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Speaker 1: you know, I look at some of these and these

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Speaker 1: are from like a year or so ago, and I've

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Speaker 1: gotten better. What do you do with them? Good question.

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Speaker 1: I just got a book deal with Abraham's right. Uh,

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Speaker 1: not a coffee table book, but one that you could

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Speaker 1: kind of take with you where I'll have about fifty

1374
01:12:37,720 --> 01:12:39,760
Speaker 1: of those in it, and then on the opposite page,

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Speaker 1: I'll have a little anecdote about that person, like how

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Speaker 1: what my experience with them, like, whether it's Tom Petty

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Speaker 1: or you know, Jim Carrey whomever. Um, how big are

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Speaker 1: they when you initially paint them? Are they paintings, sketchings?

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Speaker 1: Their digital paintings? No? Yeah, really you do that on computer?

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Speaker 1: What app Although I did just take an oil painting

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Speaker 1: class last Saturday, so I started that as well as Spanish,

1382
01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:08,679
Speaker 1: learning how his paint and Spanish take a Spanish digital.

1383
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Speaker 1: But I took lessons from a guy in England two

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Speaker 1: summers ago on Skype. I was sitting in l a

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Speaker 1: X waiting to go to a gig and I was

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Speaker 1: following a few artists on Instagram and I saw this

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Speaker 1: guy's work. I like this guy, and then I saw

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Speaker 1: he was giving art classes for five euros for like

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Speaker 1: ten weeks. So I took those and he showed me

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Speaker 1: how to get into digital art. I never knew anything

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Speaker 1: about it. And uh, it was funny when you're on stern.

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Speaker 1: He wasn't catching half the jokes you were dropping. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: a lot of them were just flying over his head

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Speaker 1: and I was listening to it. I was laughing my ass. Well,

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Speaker 1: you know, he's like so far ahead, he's not like

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Speaker 1: thinking at the moment. I don't think, because he's got

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Speaker 1: he's got rapid fire questions. You know, does this hap

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Speaker 1: the latest one I just drew of um of Andy Kaufman?

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Speaker 1: Is he Andy Kaufman up therety? I just posted it today.

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Speaker 1: It's on Instagram Instagram. Yeah, Kevin Kevin neal and artwork.

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Speaker 1: So I've gotten better like over there, and I find

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Speaker 1: the more time I spend on each painting, the better

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01:14:14,320 --> 01:14:17,280
Speaker 1: it is to hes got board at the airport and thought,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna sign up for art lessons. Well, do I

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Speaker 1: have to become more famous to be drawn? No, it's

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01:14:22,520 --> 01:14:24,080
Speaker 1: just a matter of time. I gotta do this book

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Speaker 1: by November. I have to have all this stuff. And

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Speaker 1: so that's a painting a week and plus a story.

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Speaker 1: But you can't use the ones you've already made. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna use some of those, but um, I don't have

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Speaker 1: a story for all of them. But when I turned sixty,

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Speaker 1: how old you one this year? Oh? Wow, you're getting

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Speaker 1: up there. When I turned I said, enough with the rehearsals.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to start doing this stuff I've always wanted

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Speaker 1: to do in life. And it it meant everything. You know,

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01:14:53,600 --> 01:14:58,960
Speaker 1: taking Spanish salsa dancing. I haven't done that yet. But

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Speaker 1: just see if there's a Mexican lady who can teach

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Speaker 1: oil painting and saucea dancing at the same time. They

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Speaker 1: probably all can. But but but one of the things

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Speaker 1: was going on Howard Stern and also on Bill Maher

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Speaker 1: on Real Time because I'm not a big politically Have

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Speaker 1: you been on Yeah, I was on Real Time like

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Speaker 1: three or four times, and it was great and I

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Speaker 1: boned up on all the you know, the issues, and

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Speaker 1: and Stern was great. And I always avoided that show

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Speaker 1: like the Plague, because I didn't want to be made

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Speaker 1: fun of and put on the spot. And I went

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Speaker 1: on there. He couldn't have been more respectful and nice.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, he's doing as much got you anymore. He's

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Speaker 1: successful now, I think, and he's just you know, he's

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Speaker 1: I think he's more secure with his place in life,

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Speaker 1: and and he's learned these interview skills, which I think

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Speaker 1: he's really one of the best interviewers out there. Besides,

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Speaker 1: you know, I'm clearly I got a little holes in it.

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Speaker 1: I think you're leaning on Angelo too much. You need

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Speaker 1: to break free, get rid of him, get rid of

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Speaker 1: the dead weight. He's uh, he's solid. You know, how

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Speaker 1: much better is this than the Lovet's interview? Huh, Kevin,

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Speaker 1: why are you talking about me? Russell's summer is basically here,

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Speaker 1: Is that welding torch? You should wear goggles when you

1466
01:17:40,840 --> 01:17:42,200
Speaker 1: like that thing. I know. That's why I hold it

1467
01:17:42,200 --> 01:17:46,320
Speaker 1: away from my face. Who sent me? I think Sebastian

1468
01:17:46,360 --> 01:17:48,840
Speaker 1: sent me that. If I'm not mistaken, I really got

1469
01:17:48,840 --> 01:17:52,679
Speaker 1: to confirm the original Sebastian of the comic. The comic

1470
01:17:54,560 --> 01:17:58,160
Speaker 1: Sebastian who was the original Sebastian is a pirate or something?

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01:17:58,360 --> 01:18:03,400
Speaker 1: I think? Is this alert? Um? What other vices do

1472
01:18:03,400 --> 01:18:21,000
Speaker 1: you have besides alcohol and cigars and fiance's That was funny.

1473
01:18:21,040 --> 01:18:23,800
Speaker 1: That's the hardest he's laughed the whole day. That's the

1474
01:18:23,840 --> 01:18:27,799
Speaker 1: hardest he's laughed. That was funny. He takes a bigger

1475
01:18:27,800 --> 01:18:32,760
Speaker 1: inhale on that cigar. Have you now that you're fifty one?

1476
01:18:32,800 --> 01:18:35,720
Speaker 1: Do you get checked for your kiloscopies? I just had

1477
01:18:35,760 --> 01:18:37,640
Speaker 1: one a couple of weeks, colon and into all in

1478
01:18:37,720 --> 01:18:41,800
Speaker 1: one shot. At the oldest, same tool. Yeah, but when

1479
01:18:41,840 --> 01:18:43,519
Speaker 1: he was doing my calling oscary, both his hands around

1480
01:18:43,560 --> 01:18:45,639
Speaker 1: my shoulder, so I was a little nervous about that. Wow,

1481
01:18:46,160 --> 01:18:49,080
Speaker 1: that is a little weird. I bet that's in your

1482
01:18:49,080 --> 01:18:53,000
Speaker 1: act no actual um, but I did. I did, honestly.

1483
01:18:53,040 --> 01:18:55,320
Speaker 1: When we went in and he said you in front

1484
01:18:55,320 --> 01:18:56,240
Speaker 1: of I go, do you want you just put an

1485
01:18:56,240 --> 01:19:00,160
Speaker 1: apple in my mouth? Whn't you gonna do this, I'd

1486
01:19:00,160 --> 01:19:03,960
Speaker 1: tell you. I love being put out for surgery or

1487
01:19:04,040 --> 01:19:06,600
Speaker 1: furcal on oscar. I just love whatever. That drug is

1488
01:19:08,960 --> 01:19:10,360
Speaker 1: the problem, and I did it. It's when I first

1489
01:19:10,400 --> 01:19:12,680
Speaker 1: did in Inoscy. Before they just gave me poll and

1490
01:19:12,720 --> 01:19:14,680
Speaker 1: I woke up and I felt great. This time they

1491
01:19:14,760 --> 01:19:16,960
Speaker 1: doubled down to give me something else and propofol, and

1492
01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:20,920
Speaker 1: I woke up feeling groggy and irritable as hell. I

1493
01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:26,000
Speaker 1: was gross. So you felt normal? Yeah, the first time

1494
01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:28,400
Speaker 1: I took profo fol, I'm laying on the gurney. I

1495
01:19:28,400 --> 01:19:33,160
Speaker 1: looked at my right it's Michael Jackson, like, what are

1496
01:19:33,160 --> 01:19:34,960
Speaker 1: you in here for? And you didn't answer you. But

1497
01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:36,920
Speaker 1: I remember being wheeled in once for I had my

1498
01:19:36,960 --> 01:19:39,160
Speaker 1: shoulder replaced, and maybe at the drug you know that

1499
01:19:39,240 --> 01:19:41,360
Speaker 1: kind of loosens you up as you're going in and

1500
01:19:41,479 --> 01:19:44,240
Speaker 1: right before you're passing out. I remember the doctor saying

1501
01:19:44,280 --> 01:19:47,960
Speaker 1: to me, please release the railing with your left hand

1502
01:19:48,160 --> 01:19:54,400
Speaker 1: and release my neck with your right hand. But you

1503
01:19:54,520 --> 01:19:56,680
Speaker 1: just go in there. And I always worry that I'm

1504
01:19:56,680 --> 01:19:59,200
Speaker 1: gonna say something like under the drug of a coming

1505
01:19:59,200 --> 01:20:01,479
Speaker 1: out of it or it's but you know, like because

1506
01:20:01,520 --> 01:20:03,960
Speaker 1: my wife likes to be there because she she knows

1507
01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:05,840
Speaker 1: I do that. That's how often I get something done.

1508
01:20:06,920 --> 01:20:10,280
Speaker 1: You don't even have problems. You just like probo following. Yeah,

1509
01:20:10,320 --> 01:20:13,280
Speaker 1: but you know, you think you're being really funny, and

1510
01:20:13,320 --> 01:20:16,759
Speaker 1: it's like the worst. Like I bet you played table tennis.

1511
01:20:16,920 --> 01:20:25,599
Speaker 1: Uh those uh moves sound like me on stage exactly exactly?

1512
01:20:25,640 --> 01:20:27,360
Speaker 1: Are you still doing your show with the laugh Factory

1513
01:20:27,360 --> 01:20:30,080
Speaker 1: on when you know I haven't been there and over

1514
01:20:30,120 --> 01:20:32,439
Speaker 1: a year because the pandemic. No, but when it comes back,

1515
01:20:32,479 --> 01:20:34,880
Speaker 1: are you gonna be doing it again if Jamie wants

1516
01:20:34,880 --> 01:20:37,040
Speaker 1: me to come back new material night. I love doing it,

1517
01:20:37,080 --> 01:20:38,920
Speaker 1: but it didn't really bring in a lot of people.

1518
01:20:39,320 --> 01:20:41,120
Speaker 1: So I think Jamie kind of likes to sell drinks

1519
01:20:41,120 --> 01:20:43,400
Speaker 1: and stuff. And what happened was I think maybe even

1520
01:20:43,400 --> 01:20:47,080
Speaker 1: you had a show after me, Reuben Paul does, Oh, well,

1521
01:20:47,120 --> 01:20:51,479
Speaker 1: what happened where he was here? You met him right now, Reuben? Right, yeah,

1522
01:20:51,600 --> 01:20:57,560
Speaker 1: I met him. No, originally I had I had like

1523
01:20:57,600 --> 01:20:59,600
Speaker 1: an hour and a half show there, I think, I like,

1524
01:20:59,680 --> 01:21:02,120
Speaker 1: right seventh, I've done it with you. Yeah, of course

1525
01:21:02,520 --> 01:21:05,280
Speaker 1: a lot. But and when Larry David would do, a

1526
01:21:05,320 --> 01:21:06,880
Speaker 1: lot of people would come, you know, would be packed

1527
01:21:06,920 --> 01:21:10,960
Speaker 1: and stuff. But I think he wasn't making a lot

1528
01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:14,479
Speaker 1: of money and drinks and it was really like people,

1529
01:21:14,520 --> 01:21:16,000
Speaker 1: you know, just about it was. I think it was

1530
01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:18,200
Speaker 1: also an early like seven it was early. It was

1531
01:21:18,200 --> 01:21:21,640
Speaker 1: early on Tuesday, seven o'clock on Tuesday, and I didn't care.

1532
01:21:21,680 --> 01:21:23,800
Speaker 1: I kind of like the smaller crowds. But he likes

1533
01:21:23,800 --> 01:21:26,360
Speaker 1: to sell drinks and stuff. And then other people kind

1534
01:21:26,360 --> 01:21:28,400
Speaker 1: of like, we're doing well after me in that show,

1535
01:21:28,439 --> 01:21:29,760
Speaker 1: So he kind of wanted to start that one a

1536
01:21:29,800 --> 01:21:32,560
Speaker 1: little bit earlier. So mine kept getting narrower and narrower,

1537
01:21:33,240 --> 01:21:36,439
Speaker 1: and uh and I call him, I said, Jamie, you know,

1538
01:21:37,720 --> 01:21:39,120
Speaker 1: I really don't have a lot of time. I like

1539
01:21:39,200 --> 01:21:41,040
Speaker 1: usually have four people on and now I gotta like

1540
01:21:41,120 --> 01:21:43,160
Speaker 1: do like five minutes for each person that I'm out

1541
01:21:43,160 --> 01:21:46,880
Speaker 1: of here, you know, the body body by day. I

1542
01:21:46,920 --> 01:21:50,600
Speaker 1: have to make money. But but yeah, it's funny as

1543
01:21:50,680 --> 01:21:52,120
Speaker 1: I you know, as I've been in this business for

1544
01:21:52,120 --> 01:21:54,080
Speaker 1: a while, I don't take anything personally. I get I

1545
01:21:54,080 --> 01:21:55,960
Speaker 1: get's like a business thing, you know, I get it.

1546
01:21:55,960 --> 01:21:58,880
Speaker 1: You gotta make money. Okay, did you diversify your money

1547
01:21:58,880 --> 01:22:00,960
Speaker 1: at all? I gave it to a lot of black

1548
01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:12,200
Speaker 1: people and some brown people. No, I did not diversify.

1549
01:22:12,240 --> 01:22:15,200
Speaker 1: I put all my money into bitcoins, did you. Well,

1550
01:22:15,240 --> 01:22:18,000
Speaker 1: that's pretty I just put a little bit into the bitcoins.

1551
01:22:18,560 --> 01:22:21,760
Speaker 1: My son wrote that, chuck anything. It doesn't work. I

1552
01:22:21,760 --> 01:22:23,840
Speaker 1: think it's corner, I'll say my son. My son wrote it,

1553
01:22:24,120 --> 01:22:25,519
Speaker 1: it's fourteen. At least you give it a shot. I

1554
01:22:25,560 --> 01:22:29,640
Speaker 1: throw him under the bus. Bitcoin did school bus. Bitcoin

1555
01:22:29,960 --> 01:22:34,040
Speaker 1: tanked about, but it came back. It's a thirty two,

1556
01:22:34,560 --> 01:22:36,880
Speaker 1: is it? Yeah? It was a fifty seven and it

1557
01:22:37,040 --> 01:22:40,439
Speaker 1: was like, thirty two is a thirty one? Up? Would

1558
01:22:40,479 --> 01:22:44,280
Speaker 1: you invest in anything that's called bit coin? That's sort

1559
01:22:44,280 --> 01:22:46,000
Speaker 1: of a coin, part of the coin bit it's just

1560
01:22:46,040 --> 01:22:47,880
Speaker 1: a little bit. You can make a little bit of

1561
01:22:47,920 --> 01:22:50,479
Speaker 1: money from this doge coin, and it's I'm surprised we've

1562
01:22:50,520 --> 01:22:52,400
Speaker 1: all agreed to call it doge coin. It's a dog

1563
01:22:52,439 --> 01:22:54,920
Speaker 1: e coin dog v coin. I've never even heard of

1564
01:22:54,960 --> 01:22:59,840
Speaker 1: that doage coin. Really, that's the one that Elan's and

1565
01:23:00,120 --> 01:23:06,160
Speaker 1: didn't Now I don't even know who Ellen is. Elon gold.

1566
01:23:07,880 --> 01:23:10,800
Speaker 1: I had my sixties birthday party and I would have

1567
01:23:10,840 --> 01:23:16,800
Speaker 1: been there, but I wasn't invited. You weren't invited, that's right.

1568
01:23:16,840 --> 01:23:20,880
Speaker 1: I remember saying no to you. I even did the

1569
01:23:20,920 --> 01:23:23,880
Speaker 1: hint like, hey, happy birthday, keV. It's funny, I have

1570
01:23:23,920 --> 01:23:27,080
Speaker 1: a great party I had. We could only invite like

1571
01:23:27,080 --> 01:23:30,520
Speaker 1: a certain amount of people. But I remember like afterwards,

1572
01:23:30,560 --> 01:23:32,320
Speaker 1: I thought, oh shoot, I forgot to invite Sellis, So

1573
01:23:32,320 --> 01:23:34,200
Speaker 1: I forgot to like that. There's like a lot of

1574
01:23:34,200 --> 01:23:37,800
Speaker 1: people I forgot to invite. Yeah. So Norm McDonald's uh

1575
01:23:38,240 --> 01:23:41,679
Speaker 1: friend lo Jo comes and she brings Elon Musk's mother

1576
01:23:41,920 --> 01:23:45,400
Speaker 1: and sister, Elon's sister to my party. I met Elon's

1577
01:23:45,439 --> 01:23:47,160
Speaker 1: mother before you have. I guess she likes to get

1578
01:23:47,200 --> 01:23:49,320
Speaker 1: out around. I did it. I did a show and

1579
01:23:49,439 --> 01:23:51,240
Speaker 1: TV show in Canada and she was like the next

1580
01:23:51,240 --> 01:23:55,960
Speaker 1: guest after me. Canadian. Right, No, No, they're South Africa,

1581
01:23:55,960 --> 01:23:58,800
Speaker 1: but they moved to Canada. No. I think the dad's

1582
01:23:58,800 --> 01:24:01,960
Speaker 1: South African and the mom from mom mom South African

1583
01:24:01,960 --> 01:24:05,960
Speaker 1: to South African. Therefore he's born there too, and he

1584
01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:08,240
Speaker 1: went to Queen's University and they moved to Canada. And

1585
01:24:08,240 --> 01:24:11,439
Speaker 1: then yeah, oh, I know why I didn't invite you

1586
01:24:11,479 --> 01:24:14,120
Speaker 1: because I had, I had my quota of Indians there.

1587
01:24:14,200 --> 01:24:16,960
Speaker 1: I had, gee, who you are? You son of it?

1588
01:24:19,360 --> 01:24:21,240
Speaker 1: But will you come to my seventieh party? And spent

1589
01:24:22,360 --> 01:24:25,960
Speaker 1: right there? She has a South African accent. Yeah, it

1590
01:24:25,960 --> 01:24:28,479
Speaker 1: doesn't matter up there. You know who else is from

1591
01:24:28,520 --> 01:24:34,519
Speaker 1: South Africa, Jeremy Hatts chart least their own correct, Sure

1592
01:24:34,560 --> 01:24:36,360
Speaker 1: you picked the better looking of the two. But no,

1593
01:24:36,400 --> 01:24:40,040
Speaker 1: I actually from South Africa. His parents are South African.

1594
01:24:42,080 --> 01:24:45,519
Speaker 1: I'm taking African. I'm taking language South African right now,

1595
01:24:46,160 --> 01:24:51,360
Speaker 1: learn speaking South African, South African from Mexican girl. And

1596
01:24:51,520 --> 01:24:53,040
Speaker 1: it's kind of like now you don't you're afraid to

1597
01:24:53,120 --> 01:24:54,840
Speaker 1: even say the name of a race because it's like

1598
01:24:54,920 --> 01:24:58,120
Speaker 1: you think you might be offending somebody, so you always

1599
01:24:58,160 --> 01:24:59,519
Speaker 1: kind of lower your voice. You know, I was talking

1600
01:24:59,560 --> 01:25:03,040
Speaker 1: a couple of guys the other day. I was waiting

1601
01:25:03,000 --> 01:25:04,439
Speaker 1: in line at a food truck, and you know, I

1602
01:25:04,479 --> 01:25:07,080
Speaker 1: know the Mexican guy that owns it, and I was

1603
01:25:07,120 --> 01:25:08,360
Speaker 1: gonna get you know what I got. I got a

1604
01:25:08,439 --> 01:25:12,160
Speaker 1: nice burrito, and uh, you don't whisper the words you should.

1605
01:25:12,200 --> 01:25:16,120
Speaker 1: Like I was talking to a politician the day and

1606
01:25:16,200 --> 01:25:20,559
Speaker 1: there's a couple of lawyers nearby. Trader Joe's changed the

1607
01:25:20,720 --> 01:25:25,640
Speaker 1: packaging on some of their foods, saying it was appropriation. Appropriation,

1608
01:25:25,760 --> 01:25:28,680
Speaker 1: Like everything is so sid You know what complains about it?

1609
01:25:28,720 --> 01:25:30,839
Speaker 1: Not the people who are being appropriated. They don't. They

1610
01:25:30,880 --> 01:25:34,200
Speaker 1: don't give a ship somebody, you know. I kind of

1611
01:25:34,200 --> 01:25:35,599
Speaker 1: look at it as a tribute. They got to look

1612
01:25:35,600 --> 01:25:37,680
Speaker 1: at it the right way. Yeah, man, I looked at

1613
01:25:38,040 --> 01:25:40,320
Speaker 1: not everything is an insult. You know. You call me

1614
01:25:40,320 --> 01:25:42,760
Speaker 1: at kneeling, Yeah, I mean, if that's where you're at,

1615
01:25:42,840 --> 01:25:46,840
Speaker 1: you know, Yeah, what's your connection to Germany? Again? I

1616
01:25:46,880 --> 01:25:54,320
Speaker 1: own it. You get a good deal bitcoin, a great

1617
01:25:54,320 --> 01:25:58,360
Speaker 1: deal bitcoin. Um. I used to live there when I

1618
01:25:58,360 --> 01:25:59,560
Speaker 1: was a kid, when I was six and closed to

1619
01:25:59,560 --> 01:26:01,479
Speaker 1: tell my father worked for a helicopter company. He called

1620
01:26:01,520 --> 01:26:03,680
Speaker 1: it a German outfit. So I thought he worked for

1621
01:26:03,720 --> 01:26:07,519
Speaker 1: later hosing for a long time, but take a break,

1622
01:26:08,000 --> 01:26:11,960
Speaker 1: but he Uh. So I learned how to swim in grease,

1623
01:26:15,360 --> 01:26:18,360
Speaker 1: and I learned how to argue in Italy. I got

1624
01:26:18,360 --> 01:26:23,600
Speaker 1: all my education in Italy. What if we hear like

1625
01:26:23,680 --> 01:26:28,280
Speaker 1: five in the morning, we're still talking cigars everywhere I

1626
01:26:28,280 --> 01:26:30,200
Speaker 1: can work in. Kevin's got a needle hanging out of

1627
01:26:30,240 --> 01:26:32,800
Speaker 1: his zone. What's that? There's like cigars smoke coming out

1628
01:26:32,800 --> 01:26:34,920
Speaker 1: of my clo I gotta wash my clothes tonight. I

1629
01:26:34,960 --> 01:26:37,200
Speaker 1: haven't wahed my clothes since the pandemic started, and now

1630
01:26:37,280 --> 01:26:39,800
Speaker 1: I gotta wash it. Your wife's gonna hate us. I apologize.

1631
01:26:40,040 --> 01:26:43,559
Speaker 1: I used to bartend at the improv Angelo one back

1632
01:26:43,560 --> 01:26:47,040
Speaker 1: in the nine d and uh it was you know,

1633
01:26:47,120 --> 01:26:50,519
Speaker 1: it got so thick with smoke in there would be

1634
01:26:50,520 --> 01:26:52,400
Speaker 1: burning like after a half hour. I go out every

1635
01:26:52,400 --> 01:26:54,960
Speaker 1: half hour after go outside and I have to always

1636
01:26:55,000 --> 01:26:57,000
Speaker 1: you know how you haven't always wash your clothes. Back

1637
01:26:57,640 --> 01:27:02,000
Speaker 1: back in the I and I finished gigs, I think

1638
01:27:02,080 --> 01:27:04,560
Speaker 1: right up, it's around ninety seven. You could smoke in

1639
01:27:04,600 --> 01:27:08,880
Speaker 1: the club and uh, every weekend I would commean a

1640
01:27:08,920 --> 01:27:10,600
Speaker 1: close stink. I have to wash him every week. The

1641
01:27:10,600 --> 01:27:13,040
Speaker 1: only reason you wash them, because it really was the

1642
01:27:13,040 --> 01:27:14,720
Speaker 1: only reason I would watch them. How about when they

1643
01:27:14,720 --> 01:27:16,840
Speaker 1: had the smoking section in the airplanes, there was no

1644
01:27:16,960 --> 01:27:20,439
Speaker 1: divideer it was just a seat behind. Yeah, it's true.

1645
01:27:20,840 --> 01:27:24,439
Speaker 1: I remember that too. These were the days and we

1646
01:27:24,520 --> 01:27:26,680
Speaker 1: got some great memories from today. Yeah, we really did.

1647
01:27:27,200 --> 01:27:29,280
Speaker 1: This is a walk down memory Lane with Kevin Nelon

1648
01:27:29,320 --> 01:27:33,000
Speaker 1: and Angelo Cerrucus and uh memory Lane. And do you

1649
01:27:33,000 --> 01:27:36,240
Speaker 1: want to give some facts on memory Lane. Let's recap

1650
01:27:36,280 --> 01:27:42,679
Speaker 1: first of all, Charles Barkley paintings, Spanish aphib fib Um

1651
01:27:43,120 --> 01:27:48,040
Speaker 1: and the Five Fiance. That's the name of my that's

1652
01:27:48,040 --> 01:27:49,800
Speaker 1: the name of my Ha's the name of my next special.

1653
01:27:49,800 --> 01:27:53,519
Speaker 1: I'll wreustle on the Five Fiance. I like that you're

1654
01:27:53,520 --> 01:27:55,640
Speaker 1: able to commit partially though, you know what I mean,

1655
01:27:58,600 --> 01:28:05,240
Speaker 1: I can. I mean that's like I remember I was

1656
01:28:05,240 --> 01:28:07,840
Speaker 1: gonna get me. I was gonna propose to my wife.

1657
01:28:07,880 --> 01:28:10,400
Speaker 1: It took me a while, but I got cold feet,

1658
01:28:10,439 --> 01:28:12,559
Speaker 1: but it was it was gonna be before Halloween. That

1659
01:28:12,600 --> 01:28:15,439
Speaker 1: was my set this time limit. And I went out

1660
01:28:15,479 --> 01:28:18,680
Speaker 1: got a pumpkin, and I got a diamond ring, and

1661
01:28:18,720 --> 01:28:20,560
Speaker 1: I was going to place the diamond ring inside the

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Speaker 1: pumpkin from the bottom and then say, hey, and you

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Speaker 1: want to carve a pumpkin tonight, We'll have some champagne

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Speaker 1: and stuff. And she'd find the ring as we're carving.

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Speaker 1: I proposed her every time I went over to her house,

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Speaker 1: I get the pumpkin out and it all carved out.

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Speaker 1: I get the ring from the top of the door

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Speaker 1: frame and I set it all up, putting the trunk

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Speaker 1: of my car. Go to her house and I check

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Speaker 1: it out. And Halloween came and went, and it was

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Speaker 1: and I returned the ring. Now, I returned the ring

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Speaker 1: after Thanksgiving because I put in a turkey for a while,

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Speaker 1: because I was I was gonna propose to ring Thanksgiving.

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Speaker 1: You had a collection of pumpkins and rings and rings,

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01:28:55,560 --> 01:28:58,080
Speaker 1: and then Easter came along, and that rabbit was not

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01:28:58,200 --> 01:29:01,240
Speaker 1: happy with that going up there. I really had to

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01:29:01,240 --> 01:29:06,800
Speaker 1: force it, but UH ended up wearing the rabbit. I

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01:29:06,800 --> 01:29:10,160
Speaker 1: would have expected more kids from that. Those things smuck

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Speaker 1: like bunnies. Man, how about that guy that put the

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01:29:14,680 --> 01:29:18,080
Speaker 1: ring in her drink and the woman drank the drink

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Speaker 1: and then she started choking and she died. Did that happened?

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01:29:23,400 --> 01:29:25,639
Speaker 1: Happened like in cincinnat He put he put the ring

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Speaker 1: in her drink, and you was it a mood ring?

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Speaker 1: Oh no? And I guess when she went to drink

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01:29:33,680 --> 01:29:37,640
Speaker 1: and she'd see it dis clearly fucking moron. And she

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01:29:37,720 --> 01:29:39,720
Speaker 1: drank it and they went down her throat and she

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01:29:39,720 --> 01:29:42,840
Speaker 1: started choking, and he goes, oh, the rings in there,

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01:29:42,960 --> 01:29:44,519
Speaker 1: and then she they try to get it out, and

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01:29:44,560 --> 01:29:48,080
Speaker 1: then I think, well, she either the triggeredometry or the

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01:29:48,400 --> 01:29:56,280
Speaker 1: triggermetry about you thinking of what do you call it

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01:29:56,320 --> 01:29:58,360
Speaker 1: when they put the thing here? Checking out of me,

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01:29:59,320 --> 01:30:04,479
Speaker 1: out of me, tricking out of me tri for the Greek.

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01:30:04,520 --> 01:30:12,720
Speaker 1: It's a Greek word that means complex math. That was

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01:30:12,760 --> 01:30:17,760
Speaker 1: taking something else. And the funny thing I think she

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01:30:17,840 --> 01:30:22,240
Speaker 1: almost died. The funny thing is, I mean, what mala

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01:30:23,520 --> 01:30:25,840
Speaker 1: the ring? You know, here's the ring? Do you want

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01:30:25,840 --> 01:30:28,040
Speaker 1: to marry? He didn't. He didn't you put it in

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01:30:28,040 --> 01:30:30,640
Speaker 1: a milkshake. That's the problems in the milkshake. It was

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01:30:30,680 --> 01:30:34,360
Speaker 1: a thick drink. It was the milkshake. He didn't do

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01:30:34,400 --> 01:30:36,519
Speaker 1: the Heimlich maneuver because he thought maybe she wouldn't like

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01:30:36,600 --> 01:30:39,160
Speaker 1: the ring if she saw it. But why would you

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01:30:39,160 --> 01:30:42,639
Speaker 1: put it in the milkshake? Who proposes to somebody over

1703
01:30:42,640 --> 01:30:44,880
Speaker 1: a milkshake? Over a milkshake? You put a ring in

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01:30:44,880 --> 01:30:50,000
Speaker 1: the milkshake? Was it? Ronald McDonald whom Wendy's Frostyfat that

1705
01:30:50,040 --> 01:30:54,320
Speaker 1: with a spin you. I thought he put it like

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01:30:54,320 --> 01:30:57,639
Speaker 1: in a shot and she just you know, dunk. Remember

1707
01:30:57,680 --> 01:31:01,040
Speaker 1: that night me Neil Brennan did my show. I interview

1708
01:31:01,120 --> 01:31:04,439
Speaker 1: him and then he had enough and he goes and

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01:31:04,520 --> 01:31:08,519
Speaker 1: he goes, all right, we're done. What what? What? What

1710
01:31:08,560 --> 01:31:10,760
Speaker 1: was the last straw frame? In that one? I was

1711
01:31:10,800 --> 01:31:14,800
Speaker 1: messing with him. I was just I knew he wanted

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01:31:14,840 --> 01:31:16,840
Speaker 1: to go, so I kept ask him stupid questions. He

1713
01:31:16,960 --> 01:31:20,600
Speaker 1: was all right with Joe. And there's a reason I

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01:31:20,600 --> 01:31:32,200
Speaker 1: bring that up. That's that's the episode of Culturally Chance

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Speaker 1: was with a cross little theater. I gotta get home

1716
01:31:35,400 --> 01:31:37,880
Speaker 1: because my wife has like been making me dinners and

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01:31:37,960 --> 01:31:41,840
Speaker 1: my son every every night. It's called Hello Fresh in

1718
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Speaker 1: a box and it's healthy. I'll eat that, and then

1719
01:31:45,160 --> 01:31:46,680
Speaker 1: I'll eat there's that they don't eat, and then I'll

1720
01:31:46,680 --> 01:31:48,519
Speaker 1: have ice cream. So it's not healthy in the long run,

1721
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Speaker 1: but it's Hello Fresh. As a sponsor of this podcast,

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Speaker 1: are they really? They really are? So that's all fresh

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Speaker 1: dot com slash peters So you don't have to do

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Speaker 1: any of the lifting. Now, yeah, thanks, I appreciate that.

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Speaker 1: Not only does the food get delivered, but Kevin Neelon

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Speaker 1: will finish the ad for you. I had one one

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Speaker 1: possible sponsor for hiking with Kevin. Yeah, why should get you? Oh,

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Speaker 1: I asked you to do that. I did it, I know,

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Speaker 1: but I should I had one disease. We forgot a

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Speaker 1: bottom or what? All right, We're done so culturally canceled today. Hey,

1731
01:32:31,680 --> 01:32:35,679
Speaker 1: I want to thank my guests. Um, the hysterical Kevin

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01:32:35,760 --> 01:32:39,000
Speaker 1: Neelon was here and and as as I hoped he

1733
01:32:39,040 --> 01:32:41,759
Speaker 1: would be, he was in fine Kevin Neil in form

1734
01:32:41,840 --> 01:32:45,360
Speaker 1: you know I'm always here for you. Well, thanks Kevin,

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01:32:45,400 --> 01:32:51,880
Speaker 1: Angelo and Angelo convenient Angelo Serrucas was here, Um with

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01:32:52,000 --> 01:32:56,840
Speaker 1: all the facts and uh and math information if you

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01:32:56,920 --> 01:32:59,040
Speaker 1: needed uh and don't forget the trick it on That's

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01:32:59,040 --> 01:33:04,559
Speaker 1: what I said the math. Thank Smaga. It was fun, guy,

1739
01:33:04,600 --> 01:33:06,160
Speaker 1: I had a lot of fun today with you. Thank

1740
01:33:07,080 --> 01:33:13,480
Speaker 1: and does and does Greek? Matthew doesn't at algebra algebra exactly.

1741
01:33:14,040 --> 01:33:17,760
Speaker 1: I'm Russell Peters. Thanks for listening. Kids, You've got enough

1742
01:33:17,800 --> 01:33:25,040
Speaker 1: here for a week a weeker shows. Hey, thanks for listening.

1743
01:33:25,040 --> 01:33:27,680
Speaker 1: I hope you enjoyed today's conversation or whatever you want

1744
01:33:27,680 --> 01:33:31,080
Speaker 1: to call it, just a series of random thoughts that

1745
01:33:31,120 --> 01:33:32,800
Speaker 1: were coming out of all our mouths. I think that's

1746
01:33:32,800 --> 01:33:34,720
Speaker 1: just a nice way to describe this show. I'm really

1747
01:33:34,720 --> 01:33:36,800
Speaker 1: excited to tell you that Culturally Canceled has a phone

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Speaker 1: line now, so now you can call and leave a

1749
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Speaker 1: message and ask me a question that I just might

1750
01:33:40,600 --> 01:33:42,800
Speaker 1: answer on the show. Maybe I won't, but who let's

1751
01:33:42,840 --> 01:33:44,759
Speaker 1: let's gamble in by No, it's not gonna cost you anything,

1752
01:33:45,400 --> 01:33:48,240
Speaker 1: is it. I don't know anyway? Look, I know things, okay,

1753
01:33:48,320 --> 01:33:50,680
Speaker 1: So I asked me about stuff and and glean some

1754
01:33:50,800 --> 01:33:53,280
Speaker 1: knowledge from me. The number tw call is four to

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Speaker 1: four six six six, So give me a call. And

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1758
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1759
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Speaker 1: when you keep your negative bullshit to yourself and follow

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Speaker 1: us on Instagram a Culturally Canceled and culturally RP on Twitter.

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Speaker 1: We're also on YouTube if you want to see what

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Speaker 1: the area in which I do these podcasts looks like

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Speaker 1: in real life. And until then, keep it real U