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Speaker 1: Do you know what's cool about the podcast, you guys

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Speaker 1: is people would be listening from all over the world.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's at them.

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Speaker 3: So we need to do like Ola or Good.

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Speaker 4: Eye in Australia.

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Speaker 3: I was gonna go guten To. I don't know if

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Speaker 3: I know. On Chaos that's goodbye.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I think it's a toola.

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Speaker 5: Starting the show a little bit different this morning. I'm

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Speaker 5: gonna hand out a paper to my co hosts. It

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Speaker 5: has seven different types of coffees that you can consume

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Speaker 5: on it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so you guys need.

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Speaker 5: To look at the list right now and pick the

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Speaker 5: one coffee that you're most likely to order. We're doing

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Speaker 5: this because a behavioral expert came out and said you

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Speaker 5: could tell a lot about a person based on the

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Speaker 5: type of coffee that they like to drink.

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Speaker 3: Is it bad? I already know what you all are

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Speaker 3: gonna pick.

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Speaker 5: Really, let's see if you're right, Alexis. We're gonna start

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Speaker 5: with you, which coffee would you drink?

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Speaker 3: Iced coffee?

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Speaker 2: Iced coffee?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 5: So iced coffee drinkers. According to the behavior expert says,

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Speaker 5: if it's a hot day, you probably just want to

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Speaker 5: cool down, But if you like it in the winter.

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Speaker 5: You're a misfit who likes to go against the grain.

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Speaker 3: As I'm crazy all right.

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Speaker 2: Maybe not the most accredited behavioral expert that put this

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Speaker 2: list together, but Brook, what's your coffee order?

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Speaker 3: Latte?

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Speaker 2: You're okay? You're a latte.

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Speaker 5: Latte drinker says you like to keep things simple and

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Speaker 5: probably aren't that adventurous. Oh your mild mannered, agreeable and

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Speaker 4: Okay, if there is a flow flowing, Brook will stop

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Speaker 4: it and be like, he's not wrong.

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Speaker 2: He did not go to an accredited for your college.

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Speaker 2: This person was Jose.

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Speaker 5: I know you drank twenty cups of cheap break from

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Speaker 5: coffee every morning, but if you had a choice from

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Speaker 5: this list, what are you getting?

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Speaker 4: Okay? Well, I drink black coffee every day.

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Speaker 2: I get a stick with that even when I go

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Speaker 2: to this black coffee drinkers.

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Speaker 5: According to this behavior expert says, you're focused, determined, and

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Speaker 5: self sufficient, but you also tend to be so elfish

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Speaker 5: at times. Otherwise, this person was on drugs when they

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Speaker 4: Self destructive. I'm the opposite of that.

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Speaker 3: Where are the opposite of all of those about you?

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Speaker 5: I'm a cappuccino boy. You're the cappuccino people. They say

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Speaker 5: you're probably more fun than a latte drinker. You're open

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Speaker 5: minded and not afraid to try new things, even in

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Speaker 5: highway restrooms, are you?

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Speaker 3: That's what it says.

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Speaker 2: He what's up?

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Speaker 3: You know it's only in highway restrooms.

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Speaker 2: I learned a little bit about ourselves.

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Speaker 3: Not really, some of it.

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Speaker 2: Was pretty accurate.

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Speaker 5: I think, alright, well, let's just move on to the

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Speaker 5: shack Helvic question of the day, because we no, I

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Speaker 5: don't see the bucket in studio again.

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Speaker 2: I'm just going to send it over to Digital Jake

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Speaker 2: and let them do stuff to us.

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Speaker 6: Jake, go ahead, put your crocs in sport mode and

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Speaker 6: moisturize your haunches because it's National Walking Day.

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Speaker 3: Trying to figure out what a haunch was.

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Speaker 6: That's right, We'll be talking about the world's favorite form

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Speaker 6: under the age of seven.

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Speaker 2: Okay, And he went up for a quick mallwalk after

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Speaker 3: My grandmother loved malwalking, And.

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Speaker 6: Because it's National Walking Day, we're going to celebrate it

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Speaker 6: by doing a fun but slower than a run one

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Speaker 6: and done shot collar question the rhymes. Each of you

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Speaker 6: get it right, you're safe. And if you get it wrong,

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Speaker 6: I will take your car keys and you will have

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Speaker 6: to walk to Brooks House across the broken bridge to

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Speaker 3: Oh you said to swim part of it.

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Speaker 6: We're going to start with the person who learned to

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Speaker 6: walk most recently, alexis Okay. Experts say that the average

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Speaker 6: walker gets up to three point one miles per hour,

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Speaker 6: but if you can walk to the rhythm of what

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Speaker 2: On this one house or Taylor's swift knowledge pretty good.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to think.

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Speaker 1: First of that comes my head is a like we

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Speaker 7: That kind of.

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Speaker 3: The main part, the fast.

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Speaker 4: One that's say to yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: I was thinking shake it off.

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Speaker 5: I was thinking tear drops on my guitar, because like

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Speaker 3: I still think shake it off the fastest I'm going

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Speaker 6: You walk it five miles per hour, You're probably walking

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Speaker 6: to the beat of shake it Off.

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Speaker 2: You're welcome Jose big swift the only one I know. Brook.

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Speaker 2: I've seen you dance, and you're no stranger to weird movement.

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Speaker 6: So here's You burn seventy eight percent more calories by

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Speaker 6: walking this way rather than straightforward. What is it?

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Speaker 2: Oh, hello, Brooke Crab walk.

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Speaker 1: In a grapevine my way.

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Speaker 3: So I'll say my aunt was a power walker.

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Speaker 2: You know, stick your hips out back and.

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Speaker 1: Forth with your That's yeah.

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Speaker 3: And it's hard. I mean, that's the only thing I

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Speaker 2: Or walking through the snow or sand or water.

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Speaker 1: But I don't think he was saying through something. He

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Speaker 1: was saying a way that you walk, and so I'm

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Speaker 6: You burn seventy eight percent more calories walking sideways because

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Speaker 6: your body is unfamiliar with this movement has to work

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Speaker 6: harder to move later.

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Speaker 3: A little over.

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Speaker 1: Oh when you see me walking sideways all over the office, Jose,

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Speaker 1: I know you might be out of breath just from

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Speaker 2: But stay with you. I don't wrong.

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Speaker 6: In the nineteen seventies, sixty six percent of people walks

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Speaker 2: Where is it my.

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Speaker 4: First instinct would be like the store.

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Speaker 3: That was my thought too as a grocery store.

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Speaker 4: Because there are so many everywhere now you don't have to.

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Speaker 3: Oh wait, I have an idea. What about to school?

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Speaker 1: Because there's this whole campaign literally at my kids elementary

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Speaker 3: They need the independence.

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Speaker 2: And that was maybe before the.

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Speaker 4: School bus systems were so widely except.

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Speaker 3: It since helicopter parents weren't as bad back.

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Speaker 4: You know what, every parent has their I used to walk,

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Speaker 4: blah blah blah, I'm going to go to school. I

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Speaker 3: Go to school.

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Speaker 4: I never did, never will, Jake walk to school.

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Speaker 6: In the nineteen seventy, sixty six percent of people walk

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Speaker 6: to get to this place, and today only thirteen percent

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Speaker 6: of people do it. I'm talking about school.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like you well done.

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Speaker 6: Let's go, sweet sweet ambulatory Jeffrey. Here's your question means

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Speaker 6: related to walk in Yeah?

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Speaker 7: Maybe?

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Speaker 6: Please rank these countries from most to least average steps

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Speaker 6: taken per day. Your countries are Japan, India, and Australia.

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Speaker 6: Please rank them most to least average steps per day.

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Speaker 3: Oh God, I think you go India for the top.

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Speaker 8: Why. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I just like I'm picturing a video of like a

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Speaker 4: There's so many rickshaws in India because so many people walk.

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Speaker 5: Japan is a really small country with lots of people in.

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Speaker 3: It and tons of public transportation.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they have trains and all sorts of stuff all

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Speaker 5: the time. They're probably the least.

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Speaker 3: See I would go Australia the least.

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Speaker 5: It's and it's like hot and dangerous there. There's like

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Speaker 5: snakes everywhere, so you don't want to walk. It's like

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Speaker 5: safe to walk no matter where you walk, get eaten

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Speaker 3: Okay, where are you going? What are you doing?

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Speaker 5: Not really confident about this, but I'm gonna go with

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Speaker 5: Japan first, India second, Australia third.

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Speaker 6: The most steps taken on an average day, based on

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Speaker 6: the three countries I gave you, number one was.

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Speaker 6: Seven point one thousand, and India was number three, with

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Speaker 6: four point two thousand. Sorry, Budgy three times, I literally

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Speaker 3: No, that's okay.

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Speaker 2: I deserve that. I should feel bad about myself for that.

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Speaker 5: So I'm going to get shocked along with Brooke and

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Speaker 5: we're both gonna sing I'm gonna be by the Proclaimers.

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Speaker 3: Get it. It's a walking thing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's Bye would walk five hundred miles and Bye

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Speaker 2: would walk five hundred just the man who walked.

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Speaker 9: A thousand miles a phone.

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Speaker 2: That's your shot collar question of the.

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Speaker 8: Day, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Laser Stories is coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 5: But first, if you haven't heard, you can make a

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Speaker 5: lot of money right now with two simple steps. Number one,

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Speaker 5: make an imaginary character real and number two.

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Speaker 4: Shoot.

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Speaker 3: I don't understand what you're saying.

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Speaker 5: I say that because Oklahoma is now offering a two

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Speaker 5: point one million dollar bounty on anyone who can hunt

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Speaker 5: down Bigfoot.

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Speaker 3: God, and they don't want to capture it, they want

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Speaker 3: to shoot.

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Speaker 5: It, hunt it down. This is really happening, the whole thing.

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Speaker 5: It's a tourism play. They're hoping it brings more visitors

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Speaker 5: to the state to go on hunts for sash squatch.

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Speaker 1: It just sounds like it's gonna get other hunters shot,

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Speaker 1: is what it sounds like most likely.

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Speaker 5: Plus, they're gonna be selling bigfoot hunting licenses for twenty

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Speaker 5: five dollars a.

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Speaker 3: Day, all right, a day. You know what if those

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Speaker 3: suckers want to pay for those charge the more.

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Speaker 5: Exactly, God, a man there you go. That's what you're

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Speaker 5: looking for. Giant ape with a man's face.

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Speaker 3: It sounds like a hairy person.

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Speaker 5: They're going to be doing a big promotional push with

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Speaker 5: license plates, decals and quote bigfoot checkout stations.

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Speaker 3: This is not where you're gonna hunt down bigfoot. Where's

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Speaker 3: bigfoot even gonna hide? And you've been to Oklahoma, there

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Speaker 3: is nowhere to hide.

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Speaker 5: That requires too much thinking, Brooks, You're thinking too hard

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Speaker 5: about it.

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Speaker 2: You just have to go out there and act, stick.

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Speaker 3: That is Oklahoma. Right there.

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Speaker 5: You're gonna hear more genius ideas executed to perfection coming

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Speaker 5: up in a brand new Laser Stories right after this.

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Speaker 5: It's the video segment that came up with a cool

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Speaker 4: Bork would never WASTECHEETO.

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Speaker 3: You money, little orange bottom Qutie.

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Speaker 5: It's an extra salty edition of Laser Stories. The segmentary

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Speaker 5: read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone

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Speaker 5: else does, except we have a laser as other diaper

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Speaker 5: Thirty year old Jeffrey z Olenski broke into a parking

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Speaker 5: I know all you vapors are sneaking into airport bathrooms

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Speaker 5: Well, even worse, it wasn't in a concealed area. He

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Speaker 3: I know.

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Speaker 5: Out of food news, see pop Tarts wants to make

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Speaker 5: you feel all warm and fuzzy with both its brand

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Speaker 3: Oh give it to me.

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Speaker 5: I say that because just the other day, pop Tarts

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Speaker 5: the most exciting part of the announcement. What's that that

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Speaker 4: God, it's amazing.

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Speaker 5: See, the sweater looks like basically sixty pop tarts all

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Speaker 4: Tarts, and it's like ugly, It's so ugly, it's cute.

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Speaker 5: That happens in real life, right, hot models eating pop tarts?

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Speaker 5: This next slaze of stories out of the lifestyles of

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Speaker 5: Number five wearing very nice clothing without any brand identification.

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Speaker 2: You don't have like.

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Speaker 3: Gucci spell I screaming brand is.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, if you got your Gucci sunglasses with your Gucci

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Speaker 3: You're not very good or you just through ten need

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Speaker 5: Number four Casually having expensive hobbies.

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Speaker 5: Literally, if you know someone who's always golfing or sailing

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Speaker 3: Like or an English style, yes, equestrian.

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Speaker 3: People in the inner circle.

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Speaker 5: Many secret rich people have huge shoe collections too.

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Speaker 3: This is a good way.

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Speaker 2: And this guy doesn't like to brag, but he's all

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Speaker 2: He uses eight fingers.

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Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Sometimes I look back at the things that I posted online,

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Speaker 3: Was I You're cringing from only a year ago?

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Speaker 5: Like, oh no, this is the most embarrassing thing ever.

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Speaker 2: And then I look back at what I posted ten

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Speaker 3: Downhill?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? How did it get so much worse from ten

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Speaker 4: And then I was like, oh god, that makes sense.

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Speaker 5: Some people can end relationship on good terms and just

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Speaker 4: They can't. What's moving one.

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Speaker 5: Then there's the joss of the world who aren't able

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm still hoping my is listening right now.

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Speaker 3: I mean, it's only a decade, but it's fine.

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Speaker 2: It's give them a break, Brooks.

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Speaker 5: But what do you do if you're that time who's

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Speaker 3: Okay, usually people say that when they're not good ideas.

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Speaker 2: Her handle on TikTok is at die Chaklin Okay.

458
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Speaker 5: I think I'm pronouncing that right. I'm just gonna say.

459
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:57,480
Speaker 5: And her video got more than two million views. It's

460
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Speaker 5: titled remembering the time I taked my own wedding and

461
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Speaker 5: had a professional photo shoot so he would reach out.

462
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Speaker 3: This is brilliant joke. This is a joke, like she's

463
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Speaker 3: exaggerating or something.

464
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:15,480
Speaker 2: It's not a joke.

465
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Speaker 5: She actually has a picture montage that she posted of

466
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Speaker 5: all the wedding photos that she took that day.

467
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Speaker 2: Wearing a beautiful.

468
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:27,359
Speaker 5: White dress, looking lovingly into a man's eyes who turns

469
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Speaker 5: out to be a model that she hired to poses.

470
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Speaker 1: This is so much money, you guys, not worth it?

471
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Speaker 5: You have to There's all these pictures of them, like

472
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Speaker 5: cutting a three tier wedding cake, having their first look,

473
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Speaker 5: and there's even one with her and a horse in

474
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Speaker 5: the bridle gown.

475
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Speaker 8: Horses.

476
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, you know, I guess she went to

477
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Speaker 2: a farm for the wedding. So what's the idea?

478
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Speaker 1: I mean, alexis if you did this, Like I feel

479
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Speaker 1: like guys like girls that are taken, you know, it

480
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Speaker 1: just that when they want you.

481
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Speaker 5: Well, obviously the thinking is the X will see it

482
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Speaker 5: and be like, oh no, like she looks so beautiful

483
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Speaker 5: and now she's with somebody else, Like I shouldn't have

484
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Speaker 5: let her get away.

485
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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know, just saying like maybe an

486
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Speaker 1: engagement photo shoot would be better because then you're at

487
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Speaker 1: least you're not.

488
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Speaker 3: She's married to this man. Okay.

489
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Speaker 5: So that post went viral, got thousands of cons from

490
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Speaker 5: people asking lots of questions like why would your ex

491
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Speaker 5: reach out to you on your wedding.

492
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Speaker 1: Day unless he's psycho congrats, I'm glad you finally.

493
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:38,360
Speaker 2: Found the one.

494
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Speaker 3: He sends you a wedding gift. Yeah, I didn't want

495
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Speaker 3: to toast her.

496
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:43,679
Speaker 4: Like wait a minute, person.

497
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Speaker 5: Another person was like, what were you even gonna say

498
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Speaker 5: if he contacted you?

499
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Speaker 2: Like, how would you explain the divorce.

500
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:52,119
Speaker 3: The engagement shot?

501
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:55,840
Speaker 5: But some commentarys were actually on board with this idea,

502
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:58,200
Speaker 5: like this girl who said, got me feeling good right

503
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Speaker 5: now because I know there's crazier women out there than me.

504
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Speaker 2: But I think the real question here is did her

505
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Speaker 2: plan work?

506
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:09,840
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, well she updated her video a little later

507
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:13,440
Speaker 5: with the caption. Worst part is he watched my story

508
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:20,719
Speaker 5: and still didn't reach out, just because you spent all

509
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Speaker 5: that money and all that time you hired that guy

510
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Speaker 5: and then nothing, not.

511
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Speaker 2: Even a heart or I feel that you're like refreshing

512
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Speaker 2: your story to see if they've seen it yet.

513
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Speaker 3: Because all he's thinking is like, I feel bad for

514
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Speaker 3: that guy.

515
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Speaker 4: Yeah you ever married.

516
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Speaker 5: It's a pretty desperate move to get someone's attention. But

517
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Speaker 5: I'll say this, it's not the cringiest jab Because a

518
00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:48,360
Speaker 5: recent pole asked people to share the cringiest thing they

519
00:23:48,359 --> 00:23:51,159
Speaker 5: ever did to get their crush to notice them. Oh

520
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:54,040
Speaker 5: Yeah's got a lot of people responding to that, like

521
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:56,480
Speaker 5: this woman who said, my childhood crush was a kid

522
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Speaker 5: who lived down the block from my house. So one

523
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Speaker 5: day toll his dog from his yard, and then I

524
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:06,920
Speaker 5: went around to his front door to return it and

525
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:08,320
Speaker 5: try and get to talk to him.

526
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:09,720
Speaker 3: I found your dog.

527
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:11,680
Speaker 4: Somehow I stole a family member.

528
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Speaker 2: He said he saw me take it.

529
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Speaker 3: He's just watching.

530
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:21,360
Speaker 2: He didn't try to stop her.

531
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:26,359
Speaker 1: He was just like, that's how little he wanted to

532
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Speaker 1: talk to her.

533
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:31,480
Speaker 2: Another person said, in middle school, I picked flowers one

534
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Speaker 2: day and put them into her locker.

535
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Speaker 8: That's really cute.

536
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:37,200
Speaker 5: I didn't even leave a note or a name or anything,

537
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:38,480
Speaker 5: just the flowers.

538
00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:42,600
Speaker 2: I even denied it when she came and asked if

539
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Speaker 2: they were mine.

540
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:49,360
Speaker 4: That's a little yeah, stupid. I'm uncomfortable.

541
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:50,080
Speaker 3: I didn't do it.

542
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:53,639
Speaker 5: Another person said, when I was fourteen, I bought a

543
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Speaker 5: u ur L and made a fake website for a

544
00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:58,600
Speaker 5: fake movie to prove to a girl that I was

545
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Speaker 5: starring in a film.

546
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:02,920
Speaker 2: She still didn't believe.

547
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:05,120
Speaker 4: You were.

548
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:07,560
Speaker 3: Did you know the movie poster just he did it

549
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:08,320
Speaker 3: in paint.

550
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:13,439
Speaker 5: Or something like photoshop, like Tom Cruise onto we're co stars.

551
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:14,720
Speaker 4: This is the movie covered.

552
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:20,439
Speaker 5: And finally someone said, I really liked a boy in

553
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:23,399
Speaker 5: seventh grade. Every day I would buy a gatorade and

554
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:25,320
Speaker 5: pretend I couldn't open it and ask.

555
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:30,000
Speaker 2: Him to do it. Foreign really cute. But one day

556
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:33,720
Speaker 2: I did open it, and I panicked. I tried to

557
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:36,000
Speaker 2: close it again as tight as I could and give

558
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,320
Speaker 2: it to him to open it for me.

559
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:38,359
Speaker 6: He broke the seal.

560
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,199
Speaker 2: He called out how easy it was to open and

561
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:42,879
Speaker 2: looked like it had already been opened.

562
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:46,440
Speaker 5: I wanted to climb underneath the bleachers and die, but

563
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:48,560
Speaker 5: texted into seven eight five nine to tell us the

564
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:51,399
Speaker 5: cringiest thing that you ever did to try and get

565
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:52,360
Speaker 5: somebody's attention.

566
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:54,119
Speaker 2: We got your phone tap coming up.

567
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:56,560
Speaker 8: Next Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

568
00:25:57,359 --> 00:25:59,880
Speaker 5: When two people have a kid, and Brooke knows this,

569
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:03,480
Speaker 5: you gotta communicate with each other as parents to be

570
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:04,479
Speaker 5: on the same page.

571
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:07,840
Speaker 3: Absolutely, and today kids will take over, right.

572
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:10,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, today we call a lady who's furious at

573
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:13,560
Speaker 5: her husband because he found a flyer on some random

574
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:18,199
Speaker 5: telephone poll that said piano lessons. He didn't think, he

575
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:21,040
Speaker 5: didn't ask any permission, He just signed their daughter up

576
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:24,919
Speaker 5: and shelled out four hundred bucks to do. Now, at

577
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,240
Speaker 5: least that's what he told his wife he did. Yeah,

578
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:30,479
Speaker 5: so obviously she freaked out and emailed the instructor and

579
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:32,800
Speaker 5: she's finally going to get her questions answered.

580
00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:35,800
Speaker 2: Yes, or will she because it is a phone tap

581
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:41,000
Speaker 2: after all, we're doing it right now on the twenties.

582
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:47,040
Speaker 10: He Hi, is this Jamie, I'm speaking.

583
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,040
Speaker 2: This is Peter Penist.

584
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:52,760
Speaker 4: I'm scheduled to teach your daughter Addison a little beginner

585
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:53,960
Speaker 4: piano on Thursday.

586
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,520
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you emailed me, remember.

587
00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:00,960
Speaker 11: Yes, my husband just I guess you saw your you

588
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:06,000
Speaker 11: kind of flyer up on a street sign or something.

589
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:07,720
Speaker 4: And that's me all over the city.

590
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:11,600
Speaker 11: He just he didn't check with me first, and he

591
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:15,040
Speaker 11: should have, and so I just had some questions.

592
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:18,439
Speaker 4: Go ahead and shoot whatever questions you have. Peter Penis

593
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:19,640
Speaker 4: will answer for you.

594
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:24,560
Speaker 11: Okay, thank you. So I'd like to know a little

595
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:26,120
Speaker 11: bit about your background.

596
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:27,760
Speaker 10: Are you class?

597
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:37,160
Speaker 12: Wait a minute, excuse me, hold on, I just need

598
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:38,520
Speaker 12: to excuse me, sir, Peter.

599
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:40,280
Speaker 2: What I just need to finish this bar?

600
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:42,560
Speaker 13: No no, no, no, no no no no.

601
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:45,840
Speaker 11: Are you teaching someone right now?

602
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:47,119
Speaker 2: No?

603
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:51,879
Speaker 4: Listen, no, I'm actually hold on. Sorry, do you get

604
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:52,720
Speaker 4: distracted easily?

605
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:57,240
Speaker 11: No, you get distracted. This is distracting.

606
00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:57,879
Speaker 10: Listen.

607
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:02,600
Speaker 4: I a nice okay, sorry. As an artist, it's always

608
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,120
Speaker 4: playing in my head. I just had to get it out.

609
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:07,359
Speaker 4: Let the music flow through me, right through my fingers.

610
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:08,359
Speaker 10: Listen.

611
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:11,560
Speaker 11: I would appreciate it if you don't do that again.

612
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:15,119
Speaker 11: Let's just have a very quick conversation. I let me

613
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:17,320
Speaker 11: just ask the questions and then you can answer, and

614
00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:17,840
Speaker 11: then that's it.

615
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 4: Okay, you you have my complete attention, my apologies, thank you.

616
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:25,080
Speaker 11: Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Wait a minute. I'm

617
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:28,000
Speaker 11: being serious right now. This isn't funny.

618
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:31,359
Speaker 4: I'm not playing then, Okay, I am, but hold on,

619
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:32,200
Speaker 4: I'm almost done.

620
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:35,760
Speaker 11: Oh my god.

621
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:37,600
Speaker 12: I'm sorry to reb you.

622
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,760
Speaker 4: But do you hear how fast my fingers are moving

623
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:40,920
Speaker 4: and I'm talking?

624
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:45,000
Speaker 11: That's fine. I really want to know about you. Are

625
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:48,120
Speaker 11: you classically trained? I want to know about your background,

626
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:49,160
Speaker 11: how long you've studied?

627
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:53,240
Speaker 4: Nothing's as classic as chopsticks. Did that answer your question?

628
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:53,920
Speaker 6: No?

629
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 8: It does it.

630
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,760
Speaker 4: I didn't hear any applause or you know, you know

631
00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 4: that's very typical in an orchestra or a symphonido applause

632
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:01,360
Speaker 4: for performance.

633
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:05,840
Speaker 12: You expect me to applaud you when you've interrupted our

634
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:07,400
Speaker 12: conversation with while I.

635
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:10,239
Speaker 4: Was playing a perfect rendition of Chopsticks. I mean, your

636
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:12,440
Speaker 4: daughter's in great hands, or I guess you could say

637
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:13,160
Speaker 4: great fingers.

638
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:17,520
Speaker 2: Right now, that's a piano joke from a professional penist.

639
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:19,160
Speaker 11: That was rude.

640
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:21,720
Speaker 12: It was inconsiderate, and I never want to hear that

641
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:22,360
Speaker 12: song again.

642
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 4: Okay, well, I definitely no more Chopsticks. I agree you're

643
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 4: probably looking for something more contemporary.

644
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:31,000
Speaker 2: How's this?

645
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:31,840
Speaker 4: Huh?

646
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:32,520
Speaker 10: Oh my god?

647
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:37,760
Speaker 4: No, hot shell ray way better than chopsticks. Man, this

648
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:40,360
Speaker 4: takes me back to community college when I used to

649
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:42,720
Speaker 4: play the keyboard in the parking lot for spare change

650
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:46,040
Speaker 4: pop Right now, first time I got an STD actually

651
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 4: many sins, but thankfully all curable.

652
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:50,000
Speaker 3: All right.

653
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 12: I would hang up on you, but my husband already

654
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:55,720
Speaker 12: paid you, So let's just figure this out.

655
00:29:56,120 --> 00:30:02,400
Speaker 4: Ooh, no re funds, sorry, no refunds. Never refund Oh

656
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:03,920
Speaker 4: my god, that's part of the song.

657
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:05,920
Speaker 10: You are an idiot.

658
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:06,960
Speaker 2: Okay, hold on?

659
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:09,480
Speaker 4: Did you want to request something else? Is that's the problem.

660
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:10,680
Speaker 2: I wasn't paying attention.

661
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:12,560
Speaker 11: My God's not gonna study with you.

662
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:15,400
Speaker 4: No, she's not because I'm a radio personality. This is

663
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:16,080
Speaker 4: a prank phone.

664
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:16,880
Speaker 10: Yeah, I get it.

665
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:20,520
Speaker 11: I get it. Your you're multi challenged. No, I get it.

666
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:24,080
Speaker 4: No, I'm Jose for the radio show Brook and Jeffrey

667
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:28,520
Speaker 4: in the Morning, and you're on the show show right now.

668
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:34,040
Speaker 11: Hey, are you serious?

669
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:36,480
Speaker 4: I was playing a recording the whole time. I'm not

670
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:39,000
Speaker 4: even buying a piano. I'm in the studio. Your husband

671
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:39,680
Speaker 4: set you up.

672
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:42,640
Speaker 11: You had me so ups.

673
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:47,640
Speaker 4: Hey, you sound a little uptight, okay, Jamie, And I

674
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:56,080
Speaker 4: know the solution to that. Peter Penis on the piano. Yeah,

675
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:59,360
Speaker 4: that's how you get.

676
00:30:59,080 --> 00:30:59,959
Speaker 2: Up to smile.

677
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:06,120
Speaker 4: Here's the raffle dabble. Sounds like you are. You're just

678
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:12,000
Speaker 4: jealous because I'm better, I know. Okay, fine, I'll go

679
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:13,440
Speaker 4: back to chopsticks from now on.

680
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 2: How's that? No?

681
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,240
Speaker 11: No, I never want to hear chopsticks again for the

682
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:17,640
Speaker 11: rest of my life.

683
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:21,600
Speaker 8: Wake up every morning with funk taps weekday mornings on

684
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:25,040
Speaker 8: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

685
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,800
Speaker 5: At this point, I'm used to getting blamed for other

686
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Speaker 5: people's problems.

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Speaker 2: Oh you are, like jeff it's your fault. Our show

688
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Speaker 2: is number one.

689
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Speaker 4: Right now, you must feel so bad.

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Speaker 2: Jeff, you made me laugh so hard I wet myself

691
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Speaker 2: in my tesla.

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Speaker 3: Oh not the tesla.

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Speaker 2: Jeff, you're so handsome. I only think of you when

694
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Speaker 2: I make love to my wife.

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00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:52,520
Speaker 4: He wow, I'm sorry.

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00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:55,440
Speaker 2: Dad, but you're making this Father's Day phone call really all.

697
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:04,200
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be honest. I don't feel bad about it,

698
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 2: don't feel any remorse, but I do think everyone in

699
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:09,600
Speaker 2: this room owes the guy on the phone an apology today,

700
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:13,080
Speaker 2: because he says he got inspiration for a first date

701
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:17,880
Speaker 2: just from listening to this show and it backfired on

702
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:22,120
Speaker 2: him in the worst way possible. It's all my faults again.

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00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:25,000
Speaker 2: You're gonna hear what happened in your second date update,

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00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:27,720
Speaker 2: next second date up date.

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Speaker 5: One thing that we've learned doing thousands of these phone

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Speaker 5: calls is trying harder on a date doesn't guarantee you're

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Speaker 5: gonna get good results.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes guarantees you give me back.

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00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:40,840
Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes trying is the key to failing. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: And that's what one of our listeners, Jimmy, said, happened

712
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 5: the other night. He tried, and now he regrets ever doing. Jimmy,

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Speaker 5: Welcome to Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning where dreams

714
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Speaker 5: go to die.

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Speaker 3: Say it again, Jeff.

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Speaker 2: We're putting it on our website. Jimmy, welcome man.

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Speaker 13: Thanks, thanks. Hopefully my dream doesn't die here.

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Speaker 2: Give me a shot.

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00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:09,840
Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I want to hear about your trying, Jimmy.

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00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:14,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds like you went in with hopeful attitude

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Speaker 1: on this date.

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Speaker 2: Who did you try for? What's her name?

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00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:18,760
Speaker 7: Her name's Erica.

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00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 13: She's really nice, she's super cute.

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Speaker 3: What about her made you want to try?

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00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:25,200
Speaker 13: We just we just a lot of the things we

728
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:26,560
Speaker 13: were looking for happened.

729
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:27,080
Speaker 7: To line up.

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Speaker 13: I mean obviously, for me, it starts number one, like

731
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:31,720
Speaker 13: am I attracted to you or not? So there was that,

732
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:34,719
Speaker 13: and then all this stuff just happened to match up.

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Speaker 2: So you want to be attracted to the people that

734
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Speaker 2: you date. Weird?

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00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:39,760
Speaker 7: I know, I know, it's crazy.

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00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:42,240
Speaker 2: Okay, that's the strategy you want to go with.

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00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:44,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, so.

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00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:48,720
Speaker 2: Shallow, that's good. Okay. So what you said you tried?

739
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:50,640
Speaker 2: What does that mean? What did you do that was

740
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:51,520
Speaker 2: above and beyond?

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00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:54,800
Speaker 13: So I kind of blame you, guys. I listened to

742
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:56,680
Speaker 13: you guys, and I hear all these stories about people

743
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 13: like trying something different, like oh, we didn't just go

744
00:33:58,680 --> 00:33:59,920
Speaker 13: to dinner in a movie.

745
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:01,440
Speaker 7: We did this weird thing.

746
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 3: Went like, guy, do you ever listen.

747
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:07,200
Speaker 1: To the end of those because it probably turns us

748
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,480
Speaker 1: off after two minutes like most people. He's like, that

749
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:13,160
Speaker 1: sounds like a great Do you realize why they're calling us?

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00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:13,680
Speaker 8: So?

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Speaker 3: What was your big creative idea for a date?

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Speaker 13: Okay, So first of all, we met out a food

753
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:23,560
Speaker 13: truck and I was like, I got a surprise for you.

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Speaker 7: So we walked a few blocks to a psychic.

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Speaker 1: Oh, oh, did you know if she I mean, some

756
00:34:31,239 --> 00:34:34,480
Speaker 1: people have some real strong opinions about this type of stuff.

757
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Speaker 13: Yeah, I guess so, I mean, I don't know. I

758
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:39,799
Speaker 13: thought it would be a fun thing. My friend they

759
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:41,600
Speaker 13: had gone to them and they had a good time.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, I always want to walk in when I

761
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:45,280
Speaker 1: see those, I think that they're.

762
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Speaker 3: More expensive than I want to pay.

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Speaker 5: That but on a date, if he's paying, whether the

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Speaker 5: fortune teller do did they look in like a crystal

765
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Speaker 5: ball or did they open up like a fortune cookie

766
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Speaker 5: and read.

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Speaker 2: It to you?

768
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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 13: No, it was a tarot card thing. It was a

770
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Speaker 13: ter Okay, Like a lot of my lady friends are

771
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Speaker 13: really into that too.

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Speaker 2: I thought maybe it might.

773
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Speaker 3: Be So what was her attitude when you told her

774
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Speaker 3: about the surprise?

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00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:09,279
Speaker 7: She was like she was surprised.

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Speaker 13: She was smiling and thought it was going to be fun.

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Speaker 7: I thought so. But you say I had no reason

778
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:15,240
Speaker 7: to be concerned.

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00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 2: You say that it didn't work out for you? What happened?

780
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:18,160
Speaker 10: Right?

781
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:18,520
Speaker 7: Well?

782
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:23,359
Speaker 13: Okay, so they you know, rereading the future, and like

783
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:27,120
Speaker 13: the big takeaway at the end was that Erica and

784
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Speaker 13: I were going to be a really really really bad match.

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Speaker 3: Fire did Erica? What did she say?

786
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 7: She left?

787
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:37,560
Speaker 8: She left?

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00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:39,920
Speaker 9: She just agreed with the psych It's hard not to

789
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:44,320
Speaker 9: believe those like a little like.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you know sometimes those people also like send

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00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:48,040
Speaker 1: something else that's going on?

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00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:49,880
Speaker 4: Are you're allowed to ask why?

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00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:50,080
Speaker 8: Like?

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00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 4: Are you allowed to say why? Why? Are they a match?

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00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:53,799
Speaker 3: Sounds good to me.

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00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:57,319
Speaker 13: I wasn't particularly interested in, Like he.

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Speaker 2: Did you offer to fight them?

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00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:04,720
Speaker 13: No, I'm a great guy.

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Speaker 3: Perfect macha. Erica just like dashed out.

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Speaker 13: No, no, no, she's not like I'm leaving.

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00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:15,440
Speaker 7: She was like laughing and it was awkward.

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00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 13: She's like, I gotta go outside, and I was like, okay,

803
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:20,440
Speaker 13: but I'm gonna stay in here because I gotta.

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00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:23,120
Speaker 7: Like, I'm just going to try to get my money back, right, Oh.

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00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,239
Speaker 3: Is that what you did?

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00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,240
Speaker 2: We looks cheap.

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Speaker 1: It's a it's a Tarot card reading, not a wingman situation.

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Speaker 13: You know, I'm not on a date, Like we're there

809
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:36,479
Speaker 13: to have a good time. And then like you're gonna

810
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 13: give me that, like you might as well say like,

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Speaker 13: oh no, you better go home.

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00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:40,319
Speaker 7: I now your dog's gonna die.

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00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 1: Well yeah, yeah, like you needed to get the diss

814
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:46,319
Speaker 1: on a psychic down the road.

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Speaker 4: Tell this girl sleep.

816
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly.

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00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:54,360
Speaker 7: It's like you guys said. I was like, what is this?

818
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:56,439
Speaker 7: She was like, sorry, of the cards don't lie.

819
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:58,719
Speaker 13: And I'm like, maybe you could make him lie for this.

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Speaker 4: I mean, most people don't know tarot cards. You could

821
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 4: tell me anything and be like, oh, this is the joker,

822
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:07,640
Speaker 4: but it's upside.

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00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 2: This is the thirteenth moon of Geneva. I don't know

824
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:12,880
Speaker 2: what that.

825
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:17,279
Speaker 1: It sounds like Erica was laughing, Like it doesn't sound

826
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:19,919
Speaker 1: like she was actually upset.

827
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:20,440
Speaker 2: But sounds she stormed out.

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00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:24,120
Speaker 3: He said, she was laughing. She said, I'll meet you outside.

829
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:25,719
Speaker 2: Did you meet up with her after that?

830
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:26,600
Speaker 7: Yeah?

831
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:28,640
Speaker 13: She actually came back in to get me out of there.

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00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:32,279
Speaker 1: Oh wait, so you were arguing with the psychic over

833
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 1: money and then Erica had to come back in and

834
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:35,239
Speaker 1: pull you out.

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00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:39,320
Speaker 13: Yeah that is way worse.

836
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:43,600
Speaker 4: This is what I'm saying. This guy is not cool.

837
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:46,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that's your bad luck.

838
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:49,000
Speaker 4: And again, bad luck doesn't mean you're a bad person,

839
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 4: doesn't mean you don't match. But I can see why

840
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:52,839
Speaker 4: that image isn't good.

841
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:54,359
Speaker 2: So how did this date end?

842
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:56,799
Speaker 13: I mean, we had a drink, but it was super

843
00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:58,440
Speaker 13: awkward and then that was it and.

844
00:37:58,440 --> 00:37:58,960
Speaker 2: It was over.

845
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:01,960
Speaker 3: You don't want to stick with the cards and just

846
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:02,880
Speaker 3: let this lie?

847
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:04,839
Speaker 13: No, No, I would love a second chance.

848
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:05,480
Speaker 7: I would love that.

849
00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:07,759
Speaker 3: Okay, you a tarot card?

850
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:10,000
Speaker 4: Should we make? It's a tarot card reading? Do you

851
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:10,960
Speaker 4: have any training in this?

852
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:11,319
Speaker 3: No?

853
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:13,520
Speaker 2: I just have some crystal balls that you got to rub.

854
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:15,440
Speaker 4: No, those are different.

855
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:17,480
Speaker 3: Why are they crystal?

856
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:21,759
Speaker 2: Two of them? Because are rubbing them now before we

857
00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:22,879
Speaker 2: before we call?

858
00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 4: Just like, do the normal way, I'm sorry, I asked.

859
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:27,680
Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, please don't love the crystal ball.

860
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:30,879
Speaker 2: We'll do it the old fashioned. Give her a call.

861
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:32,200
Speaker 2: See what she has to say.

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00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:34,759
Speaker 3: You go, Oh, I predict it's going to turn out great.

863
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:39,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's our psychic predictions. We're going to come back

864
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:41,279
Speaker 5: and do it with your second date update. Right after

865
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:45,800
Speaker 5: this second update. You've probably been out on a first

866
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:49,680
Speaker 5: date where a total stranger comes up and just randomly says,

867
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:51,960
Speaker 5: you two makes such a cute couple.

868
00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:54,400
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that is such a nice moment.

869
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:57,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, that happens sometimes, but probably not a lot of

870
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:00,919
Speaker 5: daters have experienced somebody saying, wow, you two.

871
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:02,440
Speaker 2: Look like a terrible match.

872
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:05,160
Speaker 1: Even if a lot of people are thank you about it,

873
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:06,960
Speaker 1: nobody actually says it.

874
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:08,600
Speaker 4: I know you're with them.

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00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:11,320
Speaker 2: I know. Brooks uncle said that to her once about

876
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:13,480
Speaker 2: her cousin because they look too similar.

877
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:17,239
Speaker 3: You're so dumb. I did not date my cousin because.

878
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,240
Speaker 2: Your uncle wouldn't allow it. Yeah, and that was smart

879
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:21,799
Speaker 2: of him. But most of the time, you don't get

880
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:24,920
Speaker 2: the kiss of death via tarot card on the first day.

881
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:25,560
Speaker 8: Man.

882
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 5: Unfortunately, that's what happened with one of our listeners, Jimmy,

883
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:32,719
Speaker 5: where the psychic literally looked at the cards and said, oh,

884
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:34,560
Speaker 5: this relationship is duke.

885
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:37,480
Speaker 1: Oh man, I mean it is a bad tone for

886
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:38,520
Speaker 1: the rest of the night.

887
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:42,359
Speaker 5: Yeah, but we're coming in with a slightly more optimistic

888
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 5: attitude when we call Erica for him. Here, Jimmy, how

889
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:46,600
Speaker 5: are you feeling right now?

890
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:49,680
Speaker 7: I'm feeling all right. Let's see hopefully.

891
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:53,120
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, man, that's you need to be more like

892
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,279
Speaker 1: I don't know, there we go.

893
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:57,319
Speaker 3: You need to be going into this.

894
00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 4: And jeff was rubbing his crystal balls for you very

895
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:02,080
Speaker 4: extensively in the in between the break.

896
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:03,680
Speaker 3: He said, it was gonna what did you see in

897
00:40:03,719 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 3: those The outlook is.

898
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:07,720
Speaker 2: Good, very good, Jimmy.

899
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:13,319
Speaker 13: Someone telling me that's not gonna help.

900
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:16,799
Speaker 2: But let's just call and see if that helps too.

901
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:29,600
Speaker 2: All right, We're gonna call America. Let's do it. Hello, Hey,

902
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:33,560
Speaker 2: we're looking for Erica this time. Hey Erica.

903
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:37,600
Speaker 5: We're a morning radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey, and

904
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:41,800
Speaker 5: that means you're on the radio right now. I'm Jeffrey.

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00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:42,840
Speaker 3: By the way.

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Speaker 10: Oh hi everybody.

907
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:51,319
Speaker 3: Hi. Congratulations. Big feature spot on our show today is

908
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:51,879
Speaker 3: that what we're calling.

909
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:57,080
Speaker 5: Maybe congratulations is quite the right word, but it might

910
00:40:57,120 --> 00:41:00,759
Speaker 5: be if it turns out you are still interested in

911
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:02,960
Speaker 5: the guy you went out with the other night named Jimmy.

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00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:06,800
Speaker 10: What I thought this was a prize giveaway.

913
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:09,080
Speaker 2: Well it is, and Jimmy is your price.

914
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:12,719
Speaker 3: Take a little teddy bear at the bottom of a

915
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:13,560
Speaker 3: clow machine.

916
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:14,320
Speaker 4: Get him.

917
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:18,040
Speaker 10: Okay, well, I'm gonna exchange that price for something else,

918
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:20,560
Speaker 10: for like.

919
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:21,359
Speaker 4: What like a key shake.

920
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:23,160
Speaker 2: I don't know if we can do that. Why do

921
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:24,000
Speaker 2: you say that though?

922
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:26,200
Speaker 5: I mean, we know you're not calling Jimmy back after

923
00:41:26,239 --> 00:41:28,080
Speaker 5: your date where we're trying to help him.

924
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:28,720
Speaker 2: Figure out why.

925
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 10: Okay, so this is oh my gosh, it was so crazy.

926
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:35,320
Speaker 10: I don't know what Jimmy told.

927
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:38,879
Speaker 3: You guys, but we'd love to hear your version of

928
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:39,359
Speaker 3: the night.

929
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:45,720
Speaker 10: It was horrific. Okay, let me let me rewind. Yes, please,

930
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:50,320
Speaker 10: we went to a psychic to read our future.

931
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:53,120
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what did you think when he because he

932
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:55,920
Speaker 1: said that he surprised you with that a tarot card reading.

933
00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:57,960
Speaker 3: What was your initial thought on that?

934
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,319
Speaker 10: I thought it was weird and strange. I was like,

935
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 10: why aren't we going to see a psychic? But I

936
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:07,080
Speaker 10: was trying to be optimistic, so I was like, well,

937
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:08,240
Speaker 10: let me go with the flow.

938
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 2: Yeah.

939
00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:11,160
Speaker 5: I think that was his whole goal is he was

940
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:14,239
Speaker 5: just trying to do something new. It wasn't something that

941
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:17,920
Speaker 5: he necessarily like believes like wholeheartedly in his soul.

942
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:23,239
Speaker 1: It's a risky activity to pick because yeah, it doesn't

943
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:25,759
Speaker 1: sound like it was something you were super comfortable.

944
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:28,160
Speaker 10: With, right, And it's crazy you said it was risky

945
00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:32,080
Speaker 10: because when we got there, like he was reading the

946
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 10: cards and all of a sudden, as one car came

947
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:37,640
Speaker 10: out and it was called like the three of wand

948
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:43,600
Speaker 10: the swords, three of swords. Swords, Yes, like three daggers

949
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:45,560
Speaker 10: through you or something like that.

950
00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:47,360
Speaker 2: Three swords sounds good to me.

951
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:48,920
Speaker 10: It was horrible.

952
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:51,400
Speaker 2: It's horrible.

953
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:55,960
Speaker 10: It was actually horrible. It meant like something about portrayal

954
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:57,120
Speaker 10: and heartbroken.

955
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,239
Speaker 1: Oh is that when the tarot card reader told you

956
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:02,400
Speaker 1: guys that you shouldn't be together?

957
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:05,920
Speaker 10: Yeah, she actually said we were going to be like

958
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:07,359
Speaker 10: really bad for each other.

959
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:09,880
Speaker 2: But do you feel like maybe she was just a

960
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:15,080
Speaker 2: little bit jealous with you?

961
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:18,920
Speaker 10: I honestly don't think she was jealous. I think she

962
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:24,400
Speaker 10: was actually pretty legit because when we first met. I

963
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:27,680
Speaker 10: got there, I was all cute. I was nine and

964
00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:29,560
Speaker 10: I saw you and I was like, okai, and I'm

965
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:32,759
Speaker 10: thinking we're about to eat together. But he said to

966
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:36,919
Speaker 10: me like, hey, I already ate, but you know, if

967
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:39,280
Speaker 10: you want something, you can go get in a line.

968
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:41,680
Speaker 2: Oh, are you talking about at the food truck.

969
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:42,719
Speaker 10: Yes.

970
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:45,799
Speaker 1: Wait, he said he took you to a food truck,

971
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:47,600
Speaker 1: meaning that you guys ate together.

972
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:52,160
Speaker 10: That was what we thought, Well, he ate, but I didn't.

973
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:56,520
Speaker 3: Oh my god, he before you really.

974
00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:59,359
Speaker 10: Before I even got there. And you know, I really

975
00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:01,640
Speaker 10: thought it was so rude that he told me to

976
00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:04,000
Speaker 10: just go get in line and go buy my own food,

977
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:05,360
Speaker 10: like on a first date.

978
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:10,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, but it also could be like a show of

979
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 5: your independent woman.

980
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:12,799
Speaker 3: No, no, I.

981
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:15,640
Speaker 2: Support yourself.

982
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:18,520
Speaker 1: Listen, if you're gonna take me out on the date,

983
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:19,360
Speaker 1: you're gonna feed me.

984
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:23,799
Speaker 3: If I am not fed, wait in line with me. Seriously,

985
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:25,480
Speaker 3: that is just that is super rude.

986
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:26,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't deny that.

987
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:30,439
Speaker 10: Yeah. So I had this gut feeling, but the tour

988
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:34,040
Speaker 10: reader she pretty much confirmed it to me. And even

989
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:36,400
Speaker 10: in there, it was like I just rushed out of

990
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:40,160
Speaker 10: there and I hear him still arguing with her about

991
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:41,919
Speaker 10: giving his money.

992
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:45,319
Speaker 3: Back, and I'm like, plus you're hungry at the time too.

993
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:46,200
Speaker 3: I mean, all of it.

994
00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:48,399
Speaker 4: It doesn't help.

995
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:50,719
Speaker 5: Well, you don't know this, but I have a tarot

996
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:52,640
Speaker 5: deck out in front of me, and I just drew

997
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:58,879
Speaker 5: the three phone calls, the microphone, No oh no, I'm

998
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:03,280
Speaker 5: a pretty bad tarror reader. And one of the phones

999
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:05,879
Speaker 5: must be Jimmy on the other line wanting to talk

1000
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:08,400
Speaker 5: to you.

1001
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:10,280
Speaker 11: Are you joking?

1002
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:12,760
Speaker 2: No, I'm not joking, Jimmy.

1003
00:45:14,239 --> 00:45:14,839
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm here.

1004
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:20,400
Speaker 1: Wow, Jimmy, it didn't sound good anything to say.

1005
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:22,520
Speaker 13: I mean, the only thing I have to say is

1006
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:24,560
Speaker 13: that I don't know what I did that was that bad.

1007
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:27,239
Speaker 13: I mean, y'all are like the guy in the backgrounds

1008
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:28,720
Speaker 13: like haha, and I'm like, what.

1009
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:30,400
Speaker 7: Just because I didn't buy her the food at the

1010
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:30,919
Speaker 7: food truck?

1011
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:34,480
Speaker 3: Why exactly, Jimmy, why aren't you starting with I'm sorry?

1012
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:36,480
Speaker 4: You don't see why, bro, But that would be a

1013
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:38,920
Speaker 4: little upsetting to anybody on a day like you ate

1014
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 4: without them upsetting.

1015
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:45,560
Speaker 7: That's a really good food truck. You should be happy, you.

1016
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:47,080
Speaker 8: Know, no manners.

1017
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:49,240
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I didn't want to wait fifteen minutes

1018
00:45:49,239 --> 00:45:50,720
Speaker 5: for her to get there so you can eat together.

1019
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,920
Speaker 7: It's not a restaurant, guys, it's a food truck. You

1020
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:55,799
Speaker 7: go on and go out whenever you want. We want

1021
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:57,240
Speaker 7: it like a five star restaurant.

1022
00:45:57,680 --> 00:46:00,680
Speaker 3: Why wouldn't you order food for Erica and like waiting

1023
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:02,719
Speaker 3: there for her? If it's like your favorite food truck

1024
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:04,560
Speaker 3: and you're like, you've got to try this, Like, just

1025
00:46:04,719 --> 00:46:05,200
Speaker 3: order it.

1026
00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:08,000
Speaker 7: For her because I use on my suming money on

1027
00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:08,560
Speaker 7: the psychic.

1028
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:14,520
Speaker 3: Okay, it's not that you no wonder you wanted to refund.

1029
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:16,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, psychics aren't cheap.

1030
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:18,920
Speaker 4: If you didn't spend money.

1031
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:20,279
Speaker 3: On her, that doesn't.

1032
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:25,280
Speaker 13: First okay, but actually didn't even invite her to dinner.

1033
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:27,200
Speaker 13: I was just like, let's meet at the food truck

1034
00:46:27,239 --> 00:46:28,239
Speaker 13: because that was the place I know.

1035
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:32,279
Speaker 3: Oh, so it's on Erica. It's on Erica that she

1036
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:33,320
Speaker 3: didn't understand.

1037
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:35,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, see, Erica, he's not rude, he's just poor.

1038
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:40,879
Speaker 10: Honestly obviously poor and bad manners. Yeah, will you tell

1039
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:43,120
Speaker 10: me we're meeting at a food truck. I'm assuming that

1040
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 10: we're having dinner together.

1041
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like, hey, meet me at all Garden at

1042
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:48,880
Speaker 4: seven o'clock. And then it's like, okay, where do you

1043
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:49,200
Speaker 4: want to be?

1044
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:49,480
Speaker 8: Yeah?

1045
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:53,960
Speaker 3: What I mean, I think that's a universal Like.

1046
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:55,960
Speaker 13: Right, next time we go out, then can we meet

1047
00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:57,760
Speaker 13: twenty feet away from the food truck.

1048
00:46:58,360 --> 00:46:59,840
Speaker 3: That's how you solve your problem.

1049
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 2: Three truck adjacent.

1050
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:05,720
Speaker 1: And I like how we started this whole thing about

1051
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:07,320
Speaker 1: how Jimmy put in extra effort.

1052
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:12,520
Speaker 5: If you're willing to do that, Erica, then we would

1053
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:14,359
Speaker 5: love to send you to out on a second date

1054
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:15,040
Speaker 5: and pay for it.

1055
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:19,319
Speaker 10: Absolutely not, there would not be a second date.

1056
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:20,000
Speaker 1: Man.

1057
00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:23,000
Speaker 3: It sounds like Jimmy may still need the gift card though, jeff.

1058
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,240
Speaker 2: I don't know if he even wants it anymore.

1059
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 13: You know what I bet if I went to that

1060
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:32,520
Speaker 13: psychic again, I bet she would pull a tel card

1061
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:34,440
Speaker 13: that tells me that I shouldn't have gone on that

1062
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:36,640
Speaker 13: radio show because you guys have been no help.

1063
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:38,879
Speaker 3: Someone else.

1064
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:41,160
Speaker 2: Suddenly now you're on the psychic side.

1065
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:45,200
Speaker 1: I thought the three microphones.

1066
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:48,640
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning, all right, Well, obviously that guy

1067
00:47:48,719 --> 00:47:51,400
Speaker 2: was acting a little out of pocket, eating his dinner

1068
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:53,960
Speaker 2: before his date even got there, and then telling her

1069
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:56,279
Speaker 2: she's hungry, get in line and buy her own.

1070
00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:01,440
Speaker 3: That's not apologizing. After he heard it, recap to him, Yeah, yeah, that.

1071
00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:02,320
Speaker 2: Was pretty heartless.

1072
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:04,440
Speaker 5: But I don't know about the argument that if you

1073
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:07,759
Speaker 5: asked to meet up near something, then it's assumed that must.

1074
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:08,000
Speaker 2: Be your date.

1075
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:10,440
Speaker 1: You didn't say near, he said at the top at

1076
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:12,160
Speaker 1: the food trick, I think it's always yes.

1077
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:13,040
Speaker 3: Absolutely.

1078
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:15,040
Speaker 4: At the bowling Alley, you assume you're gonna.

1079
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:17,080
Speaker 3: Go bowling, yeah, or let's meet at the bar. We're

1080
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:17,799
Speaker 3: going to get a drink.

1081
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:19,960
Speaker 2: Well, then I'm just glad that they didn't meet near

1082
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:25,120
Speaker 2: a proctologist's office. Maybe I'm disappointed that they didn't meet

1083
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:28,920
Speaker 2: in front of the proctologist. Yeah, I can't decide how

1084
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:29,600
Speaker 2: I feel about.

1085
00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:34,080
Speaker 4: It'd be a good date plus health matters.

1086
00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:35,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, well a clean date.

1087
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:38,040
Speaker 5: It's a date that they're never going to go on

1088
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:40,080
Speaker 5: because we didn't get them a second date.

1089
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:41,200
Speaker 3: But it just gave you an idea.

1090
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:44,799
Speaker 2: It really got to book after this.

1091
00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:50,680
Speaker 5: But Mae, you ever need help with your dating life,

1092
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:53,080
Speaker 5: you can always email that show, our show, that.

1093
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:58,960
Speaker 3: Show that you like it, doesn't you are thinking about something?

1094
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:03,040
Speaker 2: Wait, all right, we'll help you. Help you have called

1095
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:04,880
Speaker 2: that person is calling you back? Go check out a

1096
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:09,040
Speaker 2: podcast where we get you as a Brook and Jeffrey a.

1097
00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:10,000
Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1098
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:14,680
Speaker 5: Last night, I was struggling with my song, so I

1099
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:17,840
Speaker 5: needed to get some advice from someone older and wiser,

1100
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:21,400
Speaker 5: And of course I'm not going to call my parents,

1101
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:25,000
Speaker 5: so instead I reached out to all of yours.

1102
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:26,279
Speaker 3: Wait what.

1103
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:28,920
Speaker 2: Inspiration?

1104
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:33,040
Speaker 5: And Alexis's mom said she couldn't talk because she was

1105
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:37,560
Speaker 5: at some sort of adults only effect, so that wasn't

1106
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:41,920
Speaker 5: very helpful. Jose's dad told me, don't worry, because we're

1107
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:43,000
Speaker 5: all going to be dead soon.

1108
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:46,919
Speaker 4: I am not worry. We're all going to die.

1109
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:48,800
Speaker 2: Books.

1110
00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:52,040
Speaker 5: Mom Arlene told me to take a swing of tonsil paint.

1111
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:55,920
Speaker 9: Just have some darn duty root shooting boots, shoot and

1112
00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:58,680
Speaker 9: fun while you're make sure I'm talking.

1113
00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:02,600
Speaker 2: By the time, the segment sounds like Fox Family.

1114
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:07,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, thanks to all my co host parents. I'm officially

1115
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:10,440
Speaker 5: ready for my brand new song of the week, which

1116
00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:11,520
Speaker 5: is coming up at eight ten.

1117
00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:13,160
Speaker 2: Because we're all gonna die anyway.

1118
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:18,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's called the dead Man singing he can not walk.

1119
00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:20,799
Speaker 2: We'll do it right after this. It is time for

1120
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:23,919
Speaker 2: my song of the week. Yeah, and would you look

1121
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:27,160
Speaker 2: at that. The end of the school year is finally

1122
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:28,080
Speaker 2: within reach.

1123
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:28,880
Speaker 4: Wow.

1124
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:31,760
Speaker 2: We are in the home scretch now towards summer.

1125
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:34,680
Speaker 5: Schools across the country are going to be ending anywhere

1126
00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:38,840
Speaker 5: from late April to mid June. Yea and very exciting

1127
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:41,439
Speaker 5: for all the kids, but it can be a little

1128
00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:43,000
Speaker 5: bit heartbreaking for some of them.

1129
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:45,960
Speaker 1: Like my daughter is always sad to go to the

1130
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:47,840
Speaker 1: next grade because she's like, I'm getting older.

1131
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:50,480
Speaker 3: I supposed to feel that. In elementary school.

1132
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:52,279
Speaker 5: Kids, it might be a little of that, but they

1133
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:55,480
Speaker 5: know that they only have a small window left now

1134
00:50:55,800 --> 00:51:03,520
Speaker 5: to get up the courage to talk to their longtime crush.

1135
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:08,160
Speaker 5: You guys know, it's like you shyly go up to them, like, hey,

1136
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:12,359
Speaker 5: I I never told you this, but you know I'm

1137
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:13,680
Speaker 5: more than just like you.

1138
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:16,120
Speaker 2: I like I like like like like you?

1139
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:20,160
Speaker 3: Did you?

1140
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:22,200
Speaker 8: Did?

1141
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:23,880
Speaker 4: She say? Actually? Still how I approach?

1142
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:24,759
Speaker 3: Did they like you?

1143
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:25,279
Speaker 10: Did they like you?

1144
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:26,120
Speaker 4: You don't know.

1145
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:29,880
Speaker 5: You always remember your first crush, whether that happens in

1146
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:31,440
Speaker 5: elementary or middle school.

1147
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:32,880
Speaker 2: For Brook and pre.

1148
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:39,399
Speaker 1: K seriously not even shut out Kyle Miller.

1149
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:40,200
Speaker 3: Kindergarten.

1150
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:43,800
Speaker 5: But if you're an adult listening, you can agree how

1151
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:46,520
Speaker 5: awkward that period of time in your life because you

1152
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:50,560
Speaker 5: don't really know how to navigate those weird new romantic

1153
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:52,239
Speaker 5: emotions and feelings that.

1154
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:54,719
Speaker 4: You've been so overwhelming so many horrmones.

1155
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:57,120
Speaker 5: But if you remember when this happened to you, you

1156
00:51:57,160 --> 00:52:01,000
Speaker 5: are very certain that this is true life. Oh, you

1157
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:05,680
Speaker 5: have already met your forever soulmate at the age of eleven, so.

1158
00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:07,640
Speaker 4: It's fourth grade. But where do you want the venue?

1159
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:09,640
Speaker 3: It's interested.

1160
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:14,640
Speaker 1: I always kind of knew there'd be more.

1161
00:52:14,239 --> 00:52:15,319
Speaker 2: Poor weeds to.

1162
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:18,520
Speaker 5: Stand in the way of young love and say don't

1163
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:21,799
Speaker 5: follow your heart right now. You're gonna have thirty eight

1164
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:24,480
Speaker 5: more partners after this and probably a few divorces, so

1165
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:28,440
Speaker 5: enjoy this while you can't. Yeah, we're not gonna be

1166
00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:29,560
Speaker 5: crushing spirits today.

1167
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:31,479
Speaker 4: It's not gonna work though in the time.

1168
00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:34,640
Speaker 5: No, we're saying times running out to share how you

1169
00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:37,640
Speaker 5: really feel, whether you really want to or not. We

1170
00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:41,200
Speaker 5: understand what you're going through. That's why, in honor of

1171
00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:46,000
Speaker 5: young love and school crushes everywhere, instead of singing Lizzo's

1172
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:52,359
Speaker 5: hit song truth Hurts, it's Young Jeffrey's school flirts.

1173
00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:54,799
Speaker 2: For all those crushes in school right now, you.

1174
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:55,960
Speaker 3: Just send this to them.

1175
00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:59,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're just like, oh no, no, it was accident.

1176
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:05,000
Speaker 2: I mean I said it to everybody. I said, I'll

1177
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:08,120
Speaker 2: point when I'm ready point.

1178
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:20,080
Speaker 9: Ben loves playing Devil since the third grade. I just

1179
00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:23,040
Speaker 9: played the mash game and turns out I'm gonna own

1180
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:26,480
Speaker 9: a mansion on Mars and have forty seven babies. Yeah,

1181
00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:27,640
Speaker 9: I got a school crush.

1182
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:27,719
Speaker 1: It.

1183
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:31,840
Speaker 9: That's a student in me carving our initials into school property.

1184
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:33,520
Speaker 4: Say you want to first kiss.

1185
00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:37,120
Speaker 14: I've had zero, done a lot of practice with my

1186
00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:41,080
Speaker 14: pillows when you are around, I got a sweaty, intense

1187
00:53:41,239 --> 00:53:45,839
Speaker 14: our friendship now feeling like Barbie you kents Ben Love

1188
00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:49,200
Speaker 14: playing devil since the third grade, takes the wigs from

1189
00:53:49,239 --> 00:53:50,880
Speaker 14: a squeeze bottle of kool aid.

1190
00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:54,040
Speaker 9: Won't talk to you because I'm feeling too shy.

1191
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:55,440
Speaker 14: My head nod.

1192
00:53:55,520 --> 00:53:56,840
Speaker 2: Actually, if you walk.

1193
00:53:56,680 --> 00:54:01,200
Speaker 9: By school year, what do you look amazing? I've kissed

1194
00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:04,480
Speaker 9: all the pages that you're gracing and rehead what you

1195
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:06,799
Speaker 9: wrote me in the facing hold the dack.

1196
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:08,480
Speaker 2: You have a great summer.

1197
00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:11,680
Speaker 9: When the school dance starts, I can win your heart.

1198
00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:14,600
Speaker 9: You will be slow dancing together, standing four feet apart.

1199
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:17,120
Speaker 9: Rest our hands and new places like on our hips

1200
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:19,160
Speaker 9: and our shoulders. We'll get close to close and cost

1201
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:21,279
Speaker 9: the close until the teachers walk over. I put the

1202
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:26,280
Speaker 9: page in temple, got to clear the sea on my temple.

1203
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:29,440
Speaker 2: Maybe take a chance and confine me.

1204
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:32,920
Speaker 9: At recess, You and me holding hands on the swing,

1205
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:37,120
Speaker 9: says then love play goudness since the third grade all

1206
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:39,680
Speaker 9: day Keith doodle in the heart shape.

1207
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:43,280
Speaker 2: Play it cool as I'm walking by your locker. Don't

1208
00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:46,040
Speaker 2: know why it's coming off the awkward.

1209
00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:50,000
Speaker 9: In class secret notes that I'm writing low past.

1210
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:53,080
Speaker 2: You will avoid the teacher sighting. I pause a little

1211
00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:58,239
Speaker 2: question so inviting circle. Yes, no, or maybe I just.

1212
00:54:58,239 --> 00:55:01,799
Speaker 9: Want to know how you feeling, but not directly say

1213
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:02,800
Speaker 9: what a meaning?

1214
00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:06,080
Speaker 2: So i'ma ask my friend to go in, ask your

1215
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:08,279
Speaker 2: friend to ask you if you like it? What do

1216
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:09,040
Speaker 2: you see?

1217
00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:09,359
Speaker 8: Yan?

1218
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:13,160
Speaker 9: I don't want to talk to my parents. I hate

1219
00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:15,520
Speaker 9: it when they asked about my business.

1220
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:18,760
Speaker 2: Yes, I have a crush. No, I'm not gonna rush

1221
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:21,719
Speaker 2: whatever I gotta say to shut them up.

1222
00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:25,759
Speaker 9: A big cuftage that was just the third grade read

1223
00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:29,520
Speaker 9: fortunes and folded or gom it don't way that you

1224
00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:33,080
Speaker 9: looked at me in Hopscotch. I'd give you the gogurt

1225
00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:34,200
Speaker 9: from my lunchbox.

1226
00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:35,240
Speaker 3: So sad.

1227
00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:36,359
Speaker 2: When the final.

1228
00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:39,759
Speaker 9: Bell will ring in it means you're about to believe

1229
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:42,840
Speaker 9: in school, for it's got me hopelessly believe.

1230
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:46,400
Speaker 2: And guess I'll just see you on Monday.

1231
00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:49,400
Speaker 8: By chat.

1232
00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:53,120
Speaker 2: Oh uh, yeah, my talk to me.

1233
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:54,879
Speaker 4: Hopefully it's my name?

1234
00:55:55,480 --> 00:55:57,239
Speaker 2: They know my name? Y?

1235
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:03,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, you knew your name all right?

1236
00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:07,200
Speaker 3: Jeff dude, dude putting the pimp and pimple.

1237
00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:08,879
Speaker 2: That was Oh my god.

1238
00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:12,120
Speaker 4: Also, school dances I forgot when you first start dancing

1239
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:15,120
Speaker 4: with people, arms are just completely extended.

1240
00:56:14,719 --> 00:56:18,359
Speaker 2: And it's still super awkward there. Yeah, the feelings are

1241
00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:18,920
Speaker 2: too real.

1242
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:22,439
Speaker 1: The years later, absolutely, I feel like I haven't grown

1243
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:25,239
Speaker 1: out of some of these ways a friend and ask a.

1244
00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:30,319
Speaker 4: Friend and said, just listening on third what was.

1245
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:33,440
Speaker 3: The third line or whatever?

1246
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:35,640
Speaker 5: Text in seven eight five nine too, and tell us

1247
00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:36,960
Speaker 5: what you thought about the song of the week. We're

1248
00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:38,759
Speaker 5: going to post the video up on our socials at

1249
00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:41,600
Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey, on our TikTok, Instagram, Facebook, everywhere with

1250
00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:42,120
Speaker 5: all the lyrics.

1251
00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:43,640
Speaker 3: Oh my god, tag your crush.

1252
00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:46,440
Speaker 4: Old crush like I would have sent you this in

1253
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:47,040
Speaker 4: high school.

1254
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:48,879
Speaker 5: Or tell your friend to tag a friend to tag

1255
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:49,840
Speaker 5: the crush you don't want to be.

1256
00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:52,600
Speaker 2: That's your song of the week.

1257
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:56,640
Speaker 8: It's brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1258
00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:58,319
Speaker 5: Textas seven eight five nine two says thanks for making

1259
00:56:58,320 --> 00:57:01,120
Speaker 5: me think about the one who got away. No, my

1260
00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:03,239
Speaker 5: husband was in the car when I pulled up my

1261
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:05,239
Speaker 5: old crushes Facebook.

1262
00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:08,480
Speaker 2: Page on my phone. Okay do that, Yeah, that's on you, lady.

1263
00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:09,000
Speaker 9: Don't do that.

1264
00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:11,480
Speaker 2: While your husband's around, or you don't do it at all.

1265
00:57:11,560 --> 00:57:14,160
Speaker 3: Maybe that's the message the second one you've.

1266
00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:15,680
Speaker 2: On past your third grade crush.

1267
00:57:15,719 --> 00:57:18,080
Speaker 5: Maybe if you're not sure what I'm talking about, though,

1268
00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:21,360
Speaker 5: Instead of singing Lizzo's song truth Hurts, I sang my

1269
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:24,480
Speaker 5: own version called school Flirts, because end of the school

1270
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:27,240
Speaker 5: year is approaching for some people, and if any kids

1271
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:30,120
Speaker 5: were in the car and needed some extra courage to

1272
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:33,160
Speaker 5: just go and say something before summer or that person

1273
00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:36,360
Speaker 5: moves away, I've got your back and think you.

1274
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:37,000
Speaker 2: Should do it.

1275
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:39,440
Speaker 5: Go talk to your crush, or at least you know,

1276
00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:41,800
Speaker 5: walk by them and like look in their general direction.

1277
00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:44,120
Speaker 5: Right then, we got some other texts coming in seventy

1278
00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:45,120
Speaker 5: five nine too, Brooke, what.

1279
00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:45,439
Speaker 2: Are you saying?

1280
00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:47,000
Speaker 1: Oh, you hit a nerve with the kids, Jeff, we

1281
00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:50,000
Speaker 1: got this and said, Hi Jeff, my name is Carson

1282
00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:50,880
Speaker 1: and I'm seven.

1283
00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:55,360
Speaker 3: I have a crush on the school librarian, missus Chelse.

1284
00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:58,080
Speaker 1: Oh God, and today I'm gonna ask if I can

1285
00:57:58,160 --> 00:57:58,800
Speaker 1: kiss her hand.

1286
00:57:59,000 --> 00:57:59,720
Speaker 3: Wish me luck.

1287
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:03,200
Speaker 2: I can't ship that relationship, Carson. I'm so sorry you're

1288
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:04,800
Speaker 2: not old enough for me to get there.

1289
00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:06,720
Speaker 3: But I do like that he likes a smart woman.

1290
00:58:07,080 --> 00:58:09,680
Speaker 5: Yes, if you missed it, if you want to hear

1291
00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:11,160
Speaker 5: the song again, we're gonna put it up at the

1292
00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:13,800
Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffery YouTube page, on our Facebook it's and

1293
00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:16,000
Speaker 5: on our TikTok at Brooke and Jeffrey.

1294
00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:25,000
Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, Brooks.

1295
00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:26,480
Speaker 2: Going for nineteen wins in a row today.

1296
00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:29,160
Speaker 5: And you're taking on Lee from Muckle te O who's

1297
00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:30,120
Speaker 5: an electrician.

1298
00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:34,240
Speaker 2: And you know what that means. What means that he

1299
00:58:34,320 --> 00:58:35,760
Speaker 2: makes a lot of money.

1300
00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:40,600
Speaker 1: My dad was an electrician, and that's not necessarily true.

1301
00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:43,920
Speaker 2: I think Lee is rich? Am I right?

1302
00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:46,600
Speaker 4: I don't know about that.

1303
00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:49,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he's humble and rich. Dude.

1304
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:51,120
Speaker 3: I'm with you, Leaf.

1305
00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:55,680
Speaker 4: You must have an electric car, yeah, Tesla, Oh jeez,

1306
00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:57,000
Speaker 4: I wish Yeah.

1307
00:58:57,080 --> 00:59:00,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, Hey Lee, how you doing good? How are you

1308
00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:04,200
Speaker 3: guys good? Yeah, I don't know what you guys think

1309
00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:04,920
Speaker 3: of today.

1310
00:59:05,480 --> 00:59:08,960
Speaker 5: Electrician on the line just turned the voltage in the

1311
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:13,320
Speaker 5: studio up to a billion chemistry microphone, Lee, I'm gonna leave.

1312
00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:15,200
Speaker 3: They apparently want a moment with.

1313
00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:19,320
Speaker 2: Making eye contact the whole time. Yeah, getting out of here, Brooke,

1314
00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:21,120
Speaker 2: leave us alone with the electrician.

1315
00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:23,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh, you can't feel the spark.

1316
00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:30,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, okay, okay, my power source is turning off.

1317
00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:33,000
Speaker 5: Let's uh, let's just get to the game here, Lee,

1318
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:35,400
Speaker 5: we have thirty seconds on the clock to answer as

1319
00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:36,960
Speaker 5: many questions as possible. If you don't know when, you

1320
00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:38,520
Speaker 5: can say past. But you do have to beat Brook

1321
00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:39,280
Speaker 5: outright to win.

1322
00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:40,080
Speaker 2: Are you ready?

1323
00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:40,760
Speaker 7: Yep?

1324
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:44,360
Speaker 5: All right man, good luck? Your time starts now. Jay

1325
00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:47,200
Speaker 5: Leno celebrates a birthday today. Is he in his seventies

1326
00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:47,880
Speaker 5: or eighties?

1327
00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:49,000
Speaker 7: Seventies?

1328
00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:52,440
Speaker 5: Duster, trench and p are all types of what article

1329
00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:52,960
Speaker 5: of clothing?

1330
00:59:54,040 --> 00:59:54,479
Speaker 7: T shirt?

1331
00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:57,520
Speaker 2: What decade was Prince William Bourne.

1332
00:59:58,680 --> 00:59:59,160
Speaker 13: Thirties?

1333
00:59:59,800 --> 00:59:59,880
Speaker 4: He?

1334
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:03,760
Speaker 5: Egypt has the second biggest population of camels. What non

1335
01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:05,240
Speaker 5: African country is number one?

1336
01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:07,840
Speaker 7: Russia?

1337
01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:11,000
Speaker 2: A ninety degree angle is also called.

1338
01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:13,200
Speaker 7: What right angle?

1339
01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:21,800
Speaker 2: Oh my god, welcome Russian. I don't know if it's right.

1340
01:00:21,840 --> 01:00:23,280
Speaker 7: But you helped me on that.

1341
01:00:24,080 --> 01:00:25,680
Speaker 4: At least you gave an answer.

1342
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:26,000
Speaker 2: That is true.

1343
01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:26,440
Speaker 4: You never know.

1344
01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:28,720
Speaker 5: All right, Brooks coming back in studio, and you have

1345
01:00:28,760 --> 01:00:32,200
Speaker 5: your work cut out for you, Brooke, because Lee is rich, humble,

1346
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:34,200
Speaker 5: and also extremely smart.

1347
01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:35,240
Speaker 3: Still going.

1348
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:39,160
Speaker 2: Just keeps winning me over? All right, Brook it's here.

1349
01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:39,680
Speaker 2: Are you ready?

1350
01:00:40,440 --> 01:00:41,800
Speaker 3: Almost? Okay?

1351
01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:42,000
Speaker 7: Now?

1352
01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:47,080
Speaker 5: Okay, your time starts now. Jay Leno celebrates a birthday today.

1353
01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:49,160
Speaker 5: Is he in his seventies or his eighties?

1354
01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:50,400
Speaker 3: Eighties?

1355
01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:53,800
Speaker 5: Duster trench and p are all types of what article

1356
01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:59,960
Speaker 5: of clothing? What decade was Prince William Bourne eighties? Egypt

1357
01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:03,600
Speaker 5: has the second biggest population of camels. What non African

1358
01:01:03,640 --> 01:01:04,640
Speaker 5: country is number one?

1359
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Speaker 3: D you bai?

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01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:10,160
Speaker 2: A ninety degree angle is also called what a right angle?

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01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:14,080
Speaker 5: The game of golf was first played in which European country?

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01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:14,640
Speaker 3: Scotland?

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Speaker 2: There it is answers are in. Let's go to the

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01:01:18,520 --> 01:01:20,600
Speaker 2: scoreboard and see how you both did with jose.

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01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:29,880
Speaker 14: Hey, funny man.

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01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:31,960
Speaker 4: Well, I will you got to correct today?

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01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:32,680
Speaker 2: Really good?

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01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:36,200
Speaker 3: You too? You too are really viben today? And I

1369
01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:37,080
Speaker 3: like that about you.

1370
01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:41,160
Speaker 4: And brook Yup you got four color?

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01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:45,160
Speaker 7: Sorry Lee, I guess it wasn't Russia?

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01:01:45,280 --> 01:01:45,520
Speaker 3: Was it?

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01:01:45,640 --> 01:01:46,680
Speaker 2: No Russia?

1374
01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:49,200
Speaker 5: Let's go over the answers here for everybody. Jay Leno

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01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:52,480
Speaker 5: celebrates a birthday today. He is in his seventies, Duster

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01:01:52,520 --> 01:01:56,200
Speaker 5: trench and pr all types of coats duster coat, trench coat,

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01:01:56,200 --> 01:01:59,840
Speaker 5: peak coat. Prince William was born in the nineteen eighties,

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01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:01,680
Speaker 5: not the nineteen thirties.

1379
01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:03,040
Speaker 2: Is that? Is that? What Lee said?

1380
01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:04,240
Speaker 7: I was his dad.

1381
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Speaker 6: I don't know, a really really old guy.

1382
01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:09,200
Speaker 2: He just looks great for his age. No, he does not.

1383
01:02:10,120 --> 01:02:14,480
Speaker 5: Egypt has the second biggest population of camels. Australia is

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01:02:14,520 --> 01:02:16,680
Speaker 5: the number one country, not Russia.

1385
01:02:16,920 --> 01:02:18,200
Speaker 2: Shockingly, I know.

1386
01:02:19,680 --> 01:02:22,240
Speaker 3: I just have never pictured a camel in Australia.

1387
01:02:22,600 --> 01:02:23,400
Speaker 8: Yeah, I need to.

1388
01:02:23,360 --> 01:02:24,160
Speaker 3: Do some research.

1389
01:02:24,560 --> 01:02:25,000
Speaker 2: Everywhere.

1390
01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:27,240
Speaker 5: A ninety degree angle is also called the right angle.

1391
01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:30,720
Speaker 5: And the game of golf was first played in scotlandand

1392
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:35,120
Speaker 5: that's right. Something interesting though I know about Lee also

1393
01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:38,200
Speaker 5: is that apparently he has a tattoo of an animal

1394
01:02:38,280 --> 01:02:40,120
Speaker 5: on his back. Do you guys want to guess what

1395
01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:40,760
Speaker 5: animal it is?

1396
01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:42,040
Speaker 3: Please don't tell me it's a camel.

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01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:45,880
Speaker 1: If it is a camel, it's not a scorpion.

1398
01:02:46,320 --> 01:02:48,439
Speaker 3: No, it's not Okay, Can I guess again?

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01:02:48,560 --> 01:02:50,840
Speaker 2: One more pig? Lee, tell him what it is.

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01:02:51,360 --> 01:02:52,200
Speaker 10: It's not a pig.

1401
01:02:52,240 --> 01:02:53,160
Speaker 2: It's a monkey.

1402
01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:57,280
Speaker 3: A monkey, A monkey on his back.

1403
01:02:57,040 --> 01:02:57,280
Speaker 8: Back?

1404
01:02:57,480 --> 01:02:59,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, he had a monkey on your back.

1405
01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:01,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the story behind that.

1406
01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:03,360
Speaker 7: I just turned eighteen years old.

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01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:04,680
Speaker 10: The tattoo.

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01:03:05,040 --> 01:03:07,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's still as funny as it was when you

1409
01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:07,680
Speaker 2: were eighteen.

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01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:10,960
Speaker 13: Oh man, I get laughed every single day from my wife.

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01:03:12,480 --> 01:03:13,320
Speaker 3: All right, thank you man.

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01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:16,440
Speaker 5: So Lee unfortunately can't give you any money today, but

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01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:18,240
Speaker 5: the good news is just for playing you win a

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01:03:18,240 --> 01:03:21,840
Speaker 5: pair of tickets to Professional bull Riders Unleash the Beast

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01:03:22,480 --> 01:03:25,520
Speaker 5: PBRs Unleash the Beast Tours coming to Tacoma on April

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01:03:25,600 --> 01:03:28,360
Speaker 5: twentieth and twenty first to go ahead to PBR dot

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01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:30,000
Speaker 5: com to get your tickets today.

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01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:31,280
Speaker 1: All right, appreciate it, thanks goods.

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01:03:31,680 --> 01:03:33,120
Speaker 2: Hey, you have a great day. We'll be back to

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01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:34,560
Speaker 2: do Windbrooks bockx same time

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Speaker 8: On Monday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.