Speaker 1: Last time on Do you Need a Ride?
Speaker 2: We are in the middle of what.
Speaker 1: Do you call it? A global pandemic?
Speaker 2: It's catchy.
Speaker 1: You know what we gotta do. We gotta answer.
Speaker 2: You've been listening Do you need a Ride? Part one one?
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Speaker 3: Either way, we want to be there, doesn't matter how
Speaker 3: much baggage you claim. Give us time and they turning
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Speaker 1: We want to send you off InStyle. We want to
Speaker 1: welcome you back home.
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Speaker 1: We scared or was it fine? Mal porn? Do you
Speaker 1: need to ride?
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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 6: Do you need.
Speaker 2: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need to Ride?
Speaker 2: This is Chris.
Speaker 7: Fairbanks and this is Karen Colgaroff and we are doing
Speaker 7: Perk two of the Q and A cliffhanger. A cliffhanger.
Speaker 7: Thank you for sticking with us. We know that everyone
Speaker 7: gets nervous, like what's gonna happen next? Because you know,
Speaker 7: we ended the last episode whether it to be continued,
Speaker 7: and we didn't play our theme music.
Speaker 8: When you were last with us, Chris and Karen were
Speaker 8: hanging off in a white Volvo.
Speaker 7: And we're still here in real life. It's been five minutes. Yes,
Speaker 7: so you know I'm not gonna I'm gonna go ahead
Speaker 7: and just hold a mirror.
Speaker 1: Up to the editing process.
Speaker 2: Amazing, we have not stopped the car.
Speaker 1: That's the kind of world we live in now.
Speaker 7: And if you want to hear us dust off our friendship,
Speaker 7: go to the previous episode.
Speaker 8: That's episode one, man. This is episode two where we
Speaker 8: use the friendship in life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 7: We're applying that that cleaned off friendship to answer your
Speaker 7: questions that you mailed in with envelopes and stamps.
Speaker 1: Yes, thank you for writing in by hand with.
Speaker 2: Your feather quill pen.
Speaker 1: Now let's get right to the questions, right Steven, Yeah.
Speaker 9: All right, first question from please or pos gotta They
Speaker 9: want to know must have quarantine snacks.
Speaker 8: I have to say the little little Debbie brownies have gotten.
Speaker 1: Me through some tough times. I love them.
Speaker 8: They're really disgusting and they taste like they're made of
Speaker 8: plastic and they remind me of grammar school lunches.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I made a mistake.
Speaker 8: Of eating too much peanut butter the other day like
Speaker 8: a weird performing dog. I couldn't stop eating it, and
Speaker 8: then I gave myself a crazy cold sore because I'm
Speaker 8: actually allergic to nuts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh really, did you know this?
Speaker 2: So you found out?
Speaker 8: I did it with my eyes wide open, thinking I
Speaker 8: was just going to kind of get around it. But yeah,
Speaker 8: it's the illogical kind of mindset I'm in because of
Speaker 8: this strange situation.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, you can just do whatever, throw cash into
Speaker 7: your lips.
Speaker 1: It was a huge mistake, though, I really regret it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, what have I been, I've been. I'm out of
Speaker 7: so much. I'm just kind of I don't have any
Speaker 7: must have. I get a lot of kind barts. I'm
Speaker 7: just getting what is easy because I don't like cooking, right,
Speaker 7: so I never buy frozen stuff. But I've been eating
Speaker 7: a lot of Annie's. My answer is boring. I don't
Speaker 7: have a snack thing.
Speaker 8: You know what I realized the other day because I
Speaker 8: went to the store and it was open and there
Speaker 8: was plenty of things to buy, but there was the
Speaker 8: energy in.
Speaker 1: The store was a little too frantic for me.
Speaker 8: So I just grabbed like the five things I needed
Speaker 8: and then as I walked by the deli area, there
Speaker 8: is a case at this Ralph's in my old neighborhood,
Speaker 8: and they have these casseroles, pre made casseroles that like
Speaker 8: Ralphs makes or whatever. So they're like either macaroni cheese
Speaker 8: or rice and chicken and broccoli.
Speaker 1: Sure have you ever made those? No?
Speaker 2: They haven't at the grocery store.
Speaker 1: They're really good.
Speaker 8: Yeah, if you ever feel like a homemade kind of
Speaker 8: like you know, comfort food type of meal, all you
Speaker 8: have to do is throw those things in the in
Speaker 8: the oven.
Speaker 2: And they make them at the grocery store.
Speaker 8: Ye, I think they like have them shipped to the
Speaker 8: grocery store. They seem like factory made cast roles. They're
Speaker 8: still really good and very comfort foodie, like really get
Speaker 8: the job done in that way.
Speaker 7: In general, when I know I'm gonna have to cook
Speaker 7: for myself, I get tortillas and ground turkey and whatever
Speaker 7: else I add to that, because I'm really it's embarrassing
Speaker 7: how I don't know how to cook, but I can
Speaker 7: make a mean whatever you call.
Speaker 1: That taco taco tacco?
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: Do you put me cheese in there?
Speaker 6: A little bit?
Speaker 7: I got some fake cheese, and then I got some
Speaker 7: real cheese depending on how I feel it.
Speaker 1: Oh sure, yeah.
Speaker 8: I at the grocery store that when I got my
Speaker 8: cast roles. The man that was in front of me
Speaker 8: was trying to buy like thirty to fifty bags of
Speaker 8: shredded cheese, and the lady had to go, oh no, sir,
Speaker 8: put that back.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, what are you doing?
Speaker 8: He was going to freeze it all and she said
Speaker 8: she actually, I said, I think he's just scared.
Speaker 1: And then the woman goes, I think he has a
Speaker 1: side business.
Speaker 2: Oh that's so funny.
Speaker 8: She was pissed because she's like, sir, you can't do that,
Speaker 8: Like other people need cheese too, you can't have fifty.
Speaker 1: And there's no sign and we're eazy about it.
Speaker 2: Yet I'd a weirdo.
Speaker 8: I was like, I bet you he has some weird
Speaker 8: pizza place and he's just freaking out or.
Speaker 7: He's yeah, he's he doesn't want to talk about his
Speaker 7: dream of bathing in a tub of kso.
Speaker 8: That's the only thing that makes him feel better. That's
Speaker 8: his required snack of quarantine.
Speaker 2: He just wants to have a ky so bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we all get it. Thank god, it's not us.
Speaker 1: All right, Steven, what's the next question?
Speaker 9: All right from Bradley Langle. What was the first movie
Speaker 9: you became obsessed with?
Speaker 2: The first movie I became obsessed with.
Speaker 8: If you listen to part one, you know Chris's answer
Speaker 8: is The Man with One Red Shoe.
Speaker 7: No, no, probably I would go back to Pee Wee's
Speaker 7: Big Adventure. I just watched it so many times, so good.
Speaker 7: But yeah, I don't know, you do you mind going.
Speaker 1: First movie I was obsessed? Well, I guess maybe.
Speaker 8: We really loved They used to always on different holidays
Speaker 8: throughout the year, our local TV station would play The
Speaker 8: Wizard of Oz. So they would play it like on
Speaker 8: Halloween night, and they would play it I think at Christmas,
Speaker 8: and I think one time they played it on the
Speaker 8: fourth of July, so like our whole family, everybody piling
Speaker 8: into the living room to watch The Wizard of Oz
Speaker 8: as like a huge group of people I used to love,
Speaker 8: So that was a good one.
Speaker 1: My dad would do a real good cowardly Lion. He
Speaker 1: knew the whole song, do the voice. Yeah.
Speaker 8: And then I think later on, like when I was twelve,
Speaker 8: the Outsiders came out, which I fucking.
Speaker 7: Mean loved that Stevie Wonder song in that that old
Speaker 7: gold is Can I just be obsessed with the song
Speaker 7: from the movie.
Speaker 2: Sure, that movie made me sad. Outsiders was a real bummer.
Speaker 1: You know. It was about a class war, Yes, very real.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it really was.
Speaker 7: When Ralph mancho breaks into that burning he.
Speaker 1: Saves the children, Yeah, he gets all burn. You did
Speaker 1: it for Johnny Man? It's really sad? Did it for Johnny? Oh?
Speaker 2: That rat pack?
Speaker 8: Also that rat pack of boys. Matt Dylan is at
Speaker 8: his true hottest. I mean only eighties girls understand, but
Speaker 8: Matt Dylan. Having him be a teenage boy when I
Speaker 8: was like a preteen was one of the most stressful
Speaker 8: things because his pure mat Dilany.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's Italian.
Speaker 8: Or street or whatever, but like, h it was like
Speaker 8: someone you'd be afraid to run into at the arcade,
Speaker 8: but you also couldn't take your eyes off.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 7: That that movie where they are kind of wayward kids
Speaker 7: living in Vegas in these could I sac typee?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Over the Edge? Over the Edge? Yeah so good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good movie.
Speaker 8: That was his first film. The woman the casting director
Speaker 8: who found him for that like fifteen or something. Yeah,
Speaker 8: he was like, oh we got here, we go. Here's
Speaker 8: look at this beautiful child. Then he was in did
Speaker 8: you ever see My Bodyguard?
Speaker 7: I was gonna say My Bodyguard because I loved it
Speaker 7: when I was a kid. But I'm only thinking of
Speaker 7: the main curly haired bodyguard guy and the other kid.
Speaker 2: What role did he play?
Speaker 8: Mat Dylan was the bully, the bully that the boy
Speaker 8: was trying to protect him himself by using the big kid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, My Bodyguard is a great movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I gotta see it again.
Speaker 1: It's good. It's been a long time. It's really about something.
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 7: I don't, man, I'm blowing it. I don't think I
Speaker 7: was obsessed with I think we had what.
Speaker 1: About a skateboard movie?
Speaker 2: I mean they really never nailed it. Gleaming the Cube is.
Speaker 1: Okay, but you're obsessed with the watched it a.
Speaker 2: Lot, sure, because it's all we had. Frankly, rad is
Speaker 2: a better film with a better soundtrack?
Speaker 1: Is it? Oh?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is that the one Jack Blackson?
Speaker 2: And I didn't know he's in Airborne.
Speaker 7: That's a rollerblading movie, which also would have been better.
Speaker 7: It's a pretty good movie too. Unfortunately, you know roller
Speaker 7: blades are dumb. Yeah, they really and BMX saying is cool.
Speaker 2: I just never got into it.
Speaker 7: And a hey, if you're out there rollerblading because you're
Speaker 7: training for hockey and you need some side to side exercise.
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 7: But that movie, my friend Pat Parnell was the He
Speaker 7: was the stunt coordinator. He did a lot of the
Speaker 7: stunt coordination because he was He rode for Rollerblade.
Speaker 1: So Hi, Pat, Hi Pat?
Speaker 8: He listens, No, sure, no. Do you think he's on
Speaker 8: the list of celebrities that like you.
Speaker 7: You remember that Starbars commercial where the guy skates into
Speaker 7: a giant piece of watermelon off in the distance. That's him,
Speaker 7: or maybe it's Sunny Delight. I just know he skated
Speaker 7: off into the desert. You remember something Attack of the
Speaker 7: roller Babies or something. He did a bunch of roller
Speaker 7: blade based stunt work.
Speaker 8: When the when the roller Blade tsunami hit, he was
Speaker 8: right at the peak of it writing that way. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 8: he's congratulations, Yeah he did it. We're proud of you.
Speaker 8: He turned it into a nice hosting and I bet
Speaker 8: he has because of all that whirlerblading. He has those big,
Speaker 8: huge side butt dimples.
Speaker 2: I Ian we've been naked twice.
Speaker 7: Both times, I do not remember anything, and actually it's
Speaker 7: why I need to talk to him soon.
Speaker 1: I probably need maybe apologize.
Speaker 7: I don't remember the dimples, remember waking up scared?
Speaker 1: Pat?
Speaker 2: For Fuel TV?
Speaker 1: Pat, don't use your power like this?
Speaker 7: Yeah, Pat was the host of the show on Fuel TV.
Speaker 7: Oh as a segment very familiar. Yes, it's odd. That's
Speaker 7: how I came into your life. You don't into your
Speaker 7: living room.
Speaker 1: There, Ellie.
Speaker 8: There's your origin story from from episode one of this
Speaker 8: two part series. Oh yeah, that's her origin story. We
Speaker 8: never answered that, I guess because every time we do it,
Speaker 8: we're like, yeah, I guess.
Speaker 1: At that party, that really is the ice.
Speaker 7: Skimmed over it because I was like, it's the origin
Speaker 7: of our friendship. Not but you know, well, my Italian
Speaker 7: great great grandma it was how did we meet you guys?
Speaker 7: At a party? We watched Mac and Me, which I
Speaker 7: have to say I'm a little obsessed with. Just oh yeah,
Speaker 7: if you haven't seen it, man, what a bizarre film.
Speaker 1: It's McDonald's put out an et movie.
Speaker 8: Yeah, because they wanted to ride on that train like
Speaker 8: the next year, and it's they should have waited Oh god.
Speaker 2: They should have waited till the train got repaired.
Speaker 1: They should have workshopped it.
Speaker 2: Oh god, then put it on the train.
Speaker 7: Part of that movie is in the end when the
Speaker 7: aliens become American citizens and drive off into the sunset
Speaker 7: in a convertible, yeah, wearing he's wearing like an American
Speaker 7: flag tie. It's insane at the end, for no, isn't
Speaker 7: it all? One of the aliens is chewing bubble gum
Speaker 7: because what's more American right blows a bubble.
Speaker 2: And it says to be continued. And there was no
Speaker 2: Mac and Me Part two.
Speaker 1: There was.
Speaker 2: They were like, the bubblegum lied.
Speaker 8: They were looking at all of the beautiful things that
Speaker 8: ET was getting and and franchising and trademarking, and they
Speaker 8: were like, we're going to get a piece of this. Yeah,
Speaker 8: except for what they didn't realize is the movie had
Speaker 8: to be good.
Speaker 7: It was so yeah what they I hope they're embarrassed
Speaker 7: that and that monopoly thing.
Speaker 1: Oh did you watch that? I did. It's great.
Speaker 2: I did not see it coming.
Speaker 1: I loved it.
Speaker 7: The whole Mafia thing I was so good. Wow, that
Speaker 7: was really very good. I thought it would be about McDonald's.
Speaker 7: But they were victims in it as much as the people.
Speaker 7: It seemed like it seemed here's that Starbucks again, here's
Speaker 7: that Starbucks. Oh, such a long line.
Speaker 1: We can actually keep our appeals for that ninety nine
Speaker 1: cent store. Oh yeah, yes, I might have halluciny, but
Speaker 1: I think it's overre.
Speaker 2: Did the ninety nine cent store have skunk butts hanging?
Speaker 2: You may have contract? Yeah, that's our urgent story.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Okay. To answer the previous question, ten dollars
Speaker 1: are nothing less?
Speaker 7: Oh well, that's a confusing sign. Look at all that
Speaker 7: butt wipe. They've got so much of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 8: I think they're saying that's ten dollars and the doors
Speaker 8: are opened, so we'll go the towels.
Speaker 1: Is it? Motherfucker? All right? Next question?
Speaker 6: Best at advice from Jim Killer and Jim Fairbanks.
Speaker 1: Let's see.
Speaker 7: Yes, I remember my dad teaching me many things that
Speaker 7: stand out because it's like, why do I need to
Speaker 7: know how to fight a guy who maybe has a knife.
Speaker 2: You link your thumbs together, That's all I remember.
Speaker 1: I'm scared of knives. That's gonna help you.
Speaker 7: And then but I like to girl at the screen
Speaker 7: printing shop, I was an artist at and he said,
Speaker 7: don't stick your dick in the cat registered and not
Speaker 7: always stuck out to me.
Speaker 2: A lot of.
Speaker 7: People say pen in the company, but the good advice
Speaker 7: I just you never really we just picked up from.
Speaker 1: Him, right he lived in things. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it didn't come from church. I'll tell you that.
Speaker 8: One time my dad said to me, I was I
Speaker 8: can't remember what we were talking about, but we were
Speaker 8: talking about somebody that was dishonest and that was stealing.
Speaker 1: It was like someone in the news.
Speaker 8: And then my dad said, you know, Karen, there's certain
Speaker 8: people in this world that can't keep their hands out
Speaker 8: of the till. And at the time, I was stealing
Speaker 8: from the from the cafe I worked at. I would
Speaker 8: take twenty dollars at night. I did it like three
Speaker 8: or four times. I think three times. Yeah, because of
Speaker 8: my Literally it was literally the till stealing. And in
Speaker 8: my mind I was rationalizing because I was like, they
Speaker 8: only pay me minimum wage. I hate this job.
Speaker 2: The jobs get tips, right, you're just choosing your own tips.
Speaker 8: We were getting tips, and so I had rationalized it,
Speaker 8: and the second he said that, I was like, oh,
Speaker 8: this is not the person I want to be.
Speaker 1: It made me feel terrible.
Speaker 8: I already felt terrible about myself and it was like
Speaker 8: one more thing to feel terrible about. And so then
Speaker 8: I always had that whereas like, if nothing else in
Speaker 8: this world, at least, I'm not a person who would steal,
Speaker 8: because I would. I never did it again, and anytime
Speaker 8: like anything close to that feeling came around, it would
Speaker 8: just be like, you can have it.
Speaker 1: I don't care, because I would.
Speaker 8: Rather be the person who fucking goes like this than
Speaker 8: the person who has to grab that fucking everything all
Speaker 8: the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is our dads are similar that way.
Speaker 7: I was just always taught never to even earn money
Speaker 7: at the expense of other people, and that, you know,
Speaker 7: he would tell me that that's what sales jobs were
Speaker 7: and everything, like he really didn't like the taking advantage
Speaker 7: of people. He always had a story about selling it
Speaker 7: insurance and feeling bad when you'd leave, knowing that it
Speaker 7: was maybe a package that person didn't need and he
Speaker 7: immediately quit.
Speaker 2: I just remember stories like that.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's like, don't take advantage of people, and of
Speaker 7: course stealing's part of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's hard.
Speaker 7: To like when you I did have a dad that
Speaker 7: I believe made me pretty morally sound.
Speaker 2: See is that toilet paper or is it looks like
Speaker 2: it's bathroom tissue?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 7: You guys, should we pull over and get some I
Speaker 7: need some toilet I do too, and they'll still have
Speaker 7: that when we're done.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but maybe we just run and do it right now,
Speaker 8: okay Wright Steeden, Yeah, yeah, yeah, there to do it.
Speaker 8: But I mean we have we probably have to face
Speaker 8: the deal right now that it's going.
Speaker 1: To cost ten dollars. Oh right, because everything's ten dollars
Speaker 1: in that store.
Speaker 2: That's fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think it's fine too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I have cash. Yeah, I gotta do it.
Speaker 2: We are pulling over to buy toilet paper. This ship
Speaker 2: is real.
Speaker 1: It is real.
Speaker 2: It needs to be taken care of.
Speaker 1: Pausing now TPTPPPPP.
Speaker 7: Back, Yes we're back on, Yes, we're back. We had
Speaker 7: to pull over and get toilet paper.
Speaker 1: I'm very excited, guys, we got some toilet else. I'm
Speaker 1: so excited.
Speaker 2: We just drove past a solution and we acted fast.
Speaker 1: It was nice. Yeah, people were talking to each other.
Speaker 2: Nice. They're desperately trying to make a connection from a distance.
Speaker 1: They were wearing masks, moving fast.
Speaker 2: I really liked the couple in front of us, the guy.
Speaker 1: The people in front of us. The man was like,
Speaker 1: we're from next door. He really wanted to like.
Speaker 8: It was pretty, but like that amount of toilet paper
Speaker 8: in one spot. I started getting nervous for that, Like
Speaker 8: people are going to come and like go crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 8: because there hasn't been toilet paper in the corner or
Speaker 8: the grocery store near my house for weeks.
Speaker 7: And it was a ten dollars and up store ten
Speaker 7: dollars ten dollars or less, ten dollars or less. And
Speaker 7: they didn't even they didn't They could have done ten
Speaker 7: dollars on that easy.
Speaker 2: They know how people are freaking out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they went eight.
Speaker 2: They went eight. They're trying to be.
Speaker 1: They went eight.
Speaker 8: And they said that the CBS is charging eight dollars
Speaker 8: for four packs.
Speaker 1: And that's a twelve pack of bad toilet paper.
Speaker 2: Oh man, I think that.
Speaker 1: Toilet paper is one ply, if not half ap ply.
Speaker 2: Sure, sure, that's the fold I used.
Speaker 7: You don't know your finger breaking through And I won't
Speaker 7: get any more detailed than that.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what happened. You just explained quickly what happened?
Speaker 7: Well, yeah, I think we did. We finish the last
Speaker 7: question before we pulled over for our wipes.
Speaker 1: I feel like the answer is wipes.
Speaker 2: Wipes. Yes, the answer is quitech but wipes.
Speaker 1: That was exciting and we.
Speaker 6: All have our own toilet.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 9: On hygienism, I'm being hygienic at just Carly Things says,
Speaker 9: what songs do you guys sing in your heads while
Speaker 9: you're washing your hands?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've just been washing them.
Speaker 1: I haven't been singing.
Speaker 7: I hate the birthday song, and uh, you know, it
Speaker 7: seems weird singing it to yourself.
Speaker 1: It's very haunted doll behavior.
Speaker 7: Is with a cupcake in front of me with one
Speaker 7: candle in it and a knife and a knife in
Speaker 7: the other bucket.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't been singing. I should. I like to
Speaker 2: as I wash my hands, I go my mommy, mal Ma.
Speaker 1: That's weird because I would have thought you would say it.
Speaker 8: Zion.
Speaker 1: I yell zion twenty times and that's when I know
Speaker 1: I'm done, hen Zion, What do you say?
Speaker 8: I don't, Actually, I just think of surgeons because you know,
Speaker 8: in like any kind of like doctor hospital TV show
Speaker 8: talk about like being influenced by TV shows.
Speaker 1: But when two surgeons are washing their hands, talking to
Speaker 1: each other. It takes like fucking three minutes, and they
Speaker 1: like scrape the back and.
Speaker 8: They oh yeah, I just think about that. I take
Speaker 8: it more of an acting than a singing direction. And
Speaker 8: just like if you were a surgeon or playing a
Speaker 8: surgeon right now, at.
Speaker 1: The end, you hold your hands in.
Speaker 8: The air with your people stand in the kitchen going George, George,
Speaker 8: get me my gloves.
Speaker 2: I am scalpel.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been because I don't trust my own towels.
Speaker 1: Hmmm not clean enough.
Speaker 7: Well, I mean it's hard to do laundry. The laundromat
Speaker 7: is a play said I want to go. I have
Speaker 7: clean towels, but even after they're lotched, I still don't trust.
Speaker 1: Well, but rather air dry. I that's when I use
Speaker 1: paper towels.
Speaker 8: I try to use everything, not crazy, but paper towels
Speaker 8: really make me feel like and now I.
Speaker 2: Have clean hands, yeah yeah yeah, and then you throw
Speaker 2: it away. Yeah. I ran out of paper towels.
Speaker 8: I actually, luckily on Amazon two weeks ago ordered a
Speaker 8: bulk box of four sets of six pack six pack
Speaker 8: paper towels.
Speaker 1: So if you need any paper towels, I have something.
Speaker 2: I might grab a roll.
Speaker 1: I did not mean to hoard the way people are hoarding.
Speaker 8: I just because there was literally nothing at my grocery
Speaker 8: jo I was like, well, I better buy some paper
Speaker 8: products and just do something.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I guess that's what everyone at once thought. It was
Speaker 7: like I can control this. It's so funny that I
Speaker 7: was like, Wow, what a weird coincidence. I actually need
Speaker 7: toilet paper. Excuse me, that was an unrelate I have allergies, terrain.
Speaker 1: I sneezing is not a symptom.
Speaker 7: No, no, yeah, And in my mind, sneezing has never
Speaker 7: been a symptom of being sick.
Speaker 2: Ever, I'm just allergic to the world.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a hay fever thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: If when someone when I sneeze and someone's like, oh
Speaker 7: my god, are you sick?
Speaker 2: Do you have a cold, I'm like, no, I'm not
Speaker 2: a cartoon.
Speaker 8: Here, give me that ice pack so I can put
Speaker 8: it on my head.
Speaker 7: You all know that being sick is coughing, aching, stuffy head, fever,
Speaker 7: and ability to rest.
Speaker 1: And inability to rest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no sneezing on that list.
Speaker 1: Okay, I think it is.
Speaker 8: At the beginning, it is coffee turns out. I have
Speaker 8: it coffee sneezing, duffy head fever aches.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so you can restice they added to it.
Speaker 2: So sorry, Well I'm a gunner.
Speaker 1: Well bye.
Speaker 2: Next question all.
Speaker 9: Right from Lyddy Kitty eleven.
Speaker 6: They what do you keep in your glovebox?
Speaker 1: Chris? Do you want to report it?
Speaker 2: I everyone's got a thing. I'm crazy what.
Speaker 7: I have grass knuckles in my gloves. I've been meaning
Speaker 7: to take them out. They're illegal. I also have a
Speaker 7: round bomb with a wick. I have everything that you
Speaker 7: see at the airport silhouetted. Now I do have brass knuckles.
Speaker 7: I just I've always had them. They were a prop
Speaker 7: for something, but they're real, and then I will not.
Speaker 7: I have every registration, every oil chain. I don't throw.
Speaker 7: It's a mess. I open my glove box and everything
Speaker 7: flies out, except oddly gloves.
Speaker 1: Do you have?
Speaker 8: The thing is that a cop needs to look at
Speaker 8: all in one easy to grab spot. That would recommend
Speaker 8: that those are the times where you won't be able
Speaker 8: to really find anything because you're gonna be nervous. Is
Speaker 8: this LAPD officer is gonna be breathing down your neck?
Speaker 7: Can I see your license and registration? And just brass
Speaker 7: knuckles fly out. Oh no, but here's my certificate of
Speaker 7: being an asshole. How about a big bag of pot.
Speaker 7: I don't know why I'm keeping it in here. It's
Speaker 7: a regano. But I was in a play where I
Speaker 7: played a nasty gangster. Oh look at that Baby's a
Speaker 7: baby with an umbrella.
Speaker 1: I wish I had one of those little boots. Stop
Speaker 1: that baby from walking in the street.
Speaker 2: Look at the boots, the boots.
Speaker 1: On that baby. Oh sorry, I'm trying to look at
Speaker 1: a baby. God.
Speaker 2: Oh, they almost don't honk near a baby.
Speaker 1: You know, you know what kind of car it was?
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're gonna hunk.
Speaker 1: And where the fuck do you have to be pricked? Ovaria?
Speaker 1: You don't use you don't have to fuck me anywhere.
Speaker 1: You've got a hunk, new baby. Well came fucking Italiana.
Speaker 2: You let's see what you have and you're box.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's what I kept That's why I kept pointing
Speaker 1: to it.
Speaker 2: Oh oh it's so nice and neat.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 7: You have a little sticker, you have your service. Everything
Speaker 7: is organized, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's all these ointments and cream.
Speaker 7: It's just paperwork, very minimal that's a new car jockey box.
Speaker 1: Yes, and also it's a jockey box, thanks Dad.
Speaker 8: A person who fears the police, so I always am like,
Speaker 8: just keep the don't keep all of the registrations you've
Speaker 8: ever had, just keep the one that they want.
Speaker 7: The more paper I have in there, the more time
Speaker 7: I have to talk too much and get them to
Speaker 7: like me.
Speaker 1: That's true, A double shift.
Speaker 7: Well me too, say as much as you can. Try
Speaker 7: and quote your brother in law. He works for the
Speaker 7: city as a fireman, and I just yeah, I need it.
Speaker 7: I'm going to go home and clean out my car.
Speaker 8: Everyone great, Yeah, just make that commitment to us now
Speaker 8: the essentials only on part two.
Speaker 2: I will put the brass knuckles in the house.
Speaker 1: They belong, under lock and key in your personal safe.
Speaker 2: Yes, my knuckle safe.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 8: Driving around with no traffic and the light because it's raining,
Speaker 8: it's just gray and I just can't tell.
Speaker 1: I can't tell how much time is passing right right?
Speaker 1: I also can't the clock for some reason isn't helping me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and yeah, the hood on your sun dial, the
Speaker 2: sun dial on your hood, Oh the hood.
Speaker 8: Oh God Christ's sake, somebody put me down.
Speaker 1: I'm just stoked about the toilet paper. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: really give a shit what happens after this.
Speaker 7: I never thought at any point in my life I'd
Speaker 7: be excited about twelve rolls of toilet paper.
Speaker 8: Also, the guy that rang us up was just like
Speaker 8: loving life at the ten dollars an understore in Glendale.
Speaker 1: Yeah, highly recommends.
Speaker 2: What a happy place.
Speaker 1: Yeah. He had also weird black latex glove song.
Speaker 2: Yeah, look kind of cooly.
Speaker 7: I'd like long black undershirt, like I'm under armour with that.
Speaker 2: Segwayed nicely into those rubber gloves.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 1: He was kind of like a trainer dentist's grossy.
Speaker 2: He was like an executioner. Surgeon was hot. He was
Speaker 2: like a goth hot surgeon.
Speaker 8: He was like a black market toilet paper dealer that
Speaker 8: also jogs and isn't a running club.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 8: My favorite thing is when two people like we have
Speaker 8: friends who are a couple and very they're both very
Speaker 8: physically fit. I just called them the running club. Oh,
Speaker 8: it's such a good slam. They not in front of them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure it was a running club going to be there.
Speaker 6: That's great.
Speaker 1: It's pretty good. Uh makes me, you know what, it
Speaker 1: makes my fat ass feel better, and so that in
Speaker 1: this day and age, that's what we're looking for. I
Speaker 1: do to relieve the soul.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, it's exercise with It's just like, I don't
Speaker 7: know why it's something.
Speaker 10: I want to do alone, what it is, But yeah,
Speaker 10: I think this in this day and age, I understand
Speaker 10: the value of getting hot and then meeting someone while
Speaker 10: you're getting hot at like CrossFit.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you don't get hot with someone.
Speaker 2: What's the reason.
Speaker 1: You do it beforehand? Don't let them see you do it,
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 2: Behind closed doors, behind closet plate.
Speaker 1: Jog in the shower.
Speaker 2: I'm just going to go do some work at the office.
Speaker 1: Jog.
Speaker 2: Run for your life.
Speaker 1: Get out of that relationship.
Speaker 2: It's taken from you.
Speaker 1: Okay, next question, I had another version. Oh I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't run. Yeah, I.
Speaker 7: Just just if I'm going to go running and you're
Speaker 7: also going to go running, I'll be like, okay, see
Speaker 7: you when you get back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go in different directions.
Speaker 2: Exactly, yeah, exactly, totally all right.
Speaker 8: I don't like walking up the same set of stairs
Speaker 8: with people because at the top you're out of breath
Speaker 8: in different ways, and that's always humilian.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Yeah, now I have to be confronted about my
Speaker 7: lung better bronchial two.
Speaker 1: Oh, I guess you go upstairs all the time. Well
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hate these lung show boats out there.
Speaker 1: Sick of it? Okay, okay, all right.
Speaker 6: All right.
Speaker 9: Dave Rocket Sourus says, I want to hear concerts stories,
Speaker 9: shows that ruled, shows that sucked, shows we wouldn't expect
Speaker 9: you to be rocking out at Just about your experience
Speaker 9: with live music, hm.
Speaker 7: I an old old girlfriend of mine worked.
Speaker 1: How old was she dated? And old lad?
Speaker 7: She was of a certain age, but you know, I
Speaker 7: was caring for her, and then one day the lights weird.
Speaker 1: I just went for it.
Speaker 2: Anyway.
Speaker 7: She used to volunteer work on Austin City limits and
Speaker 7: I would see, you know, like our acts that I
Speaker 7: would never like, Patty Loveless, or like stuff that I
Speaker 7: wasn't in true into like country almost Max and there
Speaker 7: so loved it. Yeah, living in Austin alone was that way.
Speaker 7: But the coolest thing. Yeah, I'm gonna have to say,
Speaker 7: I felt lucky to see it when when Beck was
Speaker 7: did that see I believe it was Sea Change, that
Speaker 7: album he toured with Flaming Lips as his band, and
Speaker 7: so wait, let's sing our Flaming Lips just kind of
Speaker 7: did lighting stuff and played with flashlights.
Speaker 1: Well, and they did.
Speaker 7: Beck songs, but they Beck also sang some Flaming Lips songs.
Speaker 7: They shared and it was the it was, and it's
Speaker 7: the recording of a show. The PBS show is Austin
Speaker 7: City limits. It's I always thought it was outside by
Speaker 7: the way, but it's in that studio with just a
Speaker 7: mural in the background with lights in it.
Speaker 2: I always thought it was a city escaped.
Speaker 7: Anyway, they did the whole concert and then said, we
Speaker 7: made a few mistakes, we're going to do the whole
Speaker 7: thing over again, and they just did it better shit
Speaker 7: and did all the songs over again.
Speaker 1: That's incredible.
Speaker 2: So I got to see a concert twice. That was
Speaker 2: another Hell yeah, yeah, that was really cool.
Speaker 1: That's great.
Speaker 8: Well, I guess my answer, like the most foremost is
Speaker 8: I had the great good fortune of being in the
Speaker 8: Largo scene when John Bryan and the Comedy Night came
Speaker 8: up in the nineties, and because they blended, Flanagin, who
Speaker 8: owned it, kind of blended the two together, or at
Speaker 8: least people.
Speaker 1: Would of course, you're not pulling over. Oh you good job, dipshit,
Speaker 1: A good thing.
Speaker 2: You got in front of us. If I had my
Speaker 2: brass knuckles on, I.
Speaker 8: Want to spread negative feelings around only people that are
Speaker 8: also driving around.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Yeah, anyway, so I think stand out from that. And
Speaker 8: this is a humongous brag. But Elliot Smith used to
Speaker 8: be around all the time during the Either Or album days. Sure,
Speaker 8: and so I got to see him perform off that
Speaker 8: album and the a couple of the subsequent albums.
Speaker 2: And then get on stage right after stand.
Speaker 1: Up right Yes.
Speaker 8: And also I had a conversation with him one time.
Speaker 8: He was very shy, and he was really really nice
Speaker 8: and he would come to people's parties and stuff like
Speaker 8: smaller parties or whatever. I had a conversation with him
Speaker 8: at one night at Largo where he told me he
Speaker 8: hated the sound of his own singing voice. And I
Speaker 8: it was everything I could do not to grab him
Speaker 8: to be like that, because I remember so John Bryan produced,
Speaker 8: he produced, he started producing for Elliott Smith. But the
Speaker 8: when mary Lynn Rice Cub played me Either Or, she
Speaker 8: put on the CD in her car and goes, hold on,
Speaker 8: listen to this, and then we just drove around listening
Speaker 8: to that album before it came out, and we were
Speaker 8: freaking out. Yeah, it was so beautiful and incredible and moving, and.
Speaker 1: He it was important to me when it came out.
Speaker 1: It's so good, and he was he hated the sound
Speaker 1: of his own voice. That killed me.
Speaker 8: It was one of the most heartbreaking kind of things
Speaker 8: to know about a person, where it's like, yeah, but
Speaker 8: it's so good and you don't you won't know it,
Speaker 8: like you refuse.
Speaker 7: To know it, and heartbreaking to know that the minute
Speaker 7: you hear that he killed himself that he didn't he
Speaker 7: didn't even like his own singing and he doesn't even
Speaker 7: know how much people loved him and he couldn't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's so awful.
Speaker 8: It's important to listen to other people and not just yourself,
Speaker 8: especially about you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right when it comes.
Speaker 8: Because the artists don't fucking know and they think they
Speaker 8: know everything because they've gotten themselves to the point where
Speaker 8: they are being paid attention to. But you still fuck
Speaker 8: yourself up because your experience on stage is psychotic compared
Speaker 8: to what other people are experiencing. I can't tell you
Speaker 8: how many times I've done comedy and been like that
Speaker 8: was terrible. Yeah, and then people are like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 8: that's my favorite thing ever, and it's just like, oh,
Speaker 8: I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's most times yeah for me. Yeah, yeah, I agree.
Speaker 8: You do that a lot to yourself where I'm like
Speaker 8: everyone was screaming and dying and you're like that yell,
Speaker 8: never doing it again.
Speaker 7: But there are times where I'm like, I really did
Speaker 7: well that time. Okay, I'm just I'm really paying too
Speaker 7: much attention.
Speaker 8: I guess, well, or we focus on just the things
Speaker 8: that we're worried about and don't take in the things that.
Speaker 1: People love that we like.
Speaker 8: The idea that Elliott Smith thought he was supposed to
Speaker 8: have like a voice like fucking.
Speaker 1: Who, Like who did he think we wanted him to sing?
Speaker 1: Like Elvis gives a fuck? Like he's his own original voice.
Speaker 8: That was so beautiful and meaningful and like expressive.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm not a huge Jimmy Hendricks fan at all,
Speaker 7: but I appreciate him, and I like he famously always
Speaker 7: said I'm a terrible singer.
Speaker 1: And he's not. I like it. It's cool. I've heard
Speaker 1: the song Crosstown Traffic. It's one of the best.
Speaker 7: I need to listen to more. I've been meaning to
Speaker 7: listen to him and Tom Waits. I just pretend I
Speaker 7: like it.
Speaker 8: Tom Waits is tough because he really does sound like
Speaker 8: he has a medical condition yea that he's trying to
Speaker 8: sing through his larynge is.
Speaker 7: The clinical version of he's got gravel on the throat.
Speaker 1: But he writes the most beautiful song. He really is
Speaker 1: the most talented songwriter. Yeah, piano player, singer, but man,
Speaker 1: it's painful.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I wish when I moved here it was on
Speaker 7: the tail end of the I only got to be
Speaker 7: at the Old Largo a handful of times for Greg
Speaker 7: Barren's show. He's the one that right when I moved here,
Speaker 7: I got to be on that stage and it was
Speaker 7: still still one of the biggest honor.
Speaker 1: It's just because I knew so much about it. It
Speaker 1: was cool. For the time it lasted, it was cool.
Speaker 8: And also in the beginning, no one knew it was
Speaker 8: just another place to do shows, and it was kind
Speaker 8: of it ended right when, or like plang and moved
Speaker 8: right when everyone started to get an attitude or like
Speaker 8: the yeah, man, it's our night or whatever, and then
Speaker 8: it kind of ended and everyone was like, oh, that's over.
Speaker 1: I guess you only had to have that anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the only time.
Speaker 7: The new Largo is great, but it's more but like
Speaker 7: it's a theater and it seems like.
Speaker 2: You better do well there because it's packed.
Speaker 1: It's three higdred people.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but the old it just felt great and people
Speaker 7: were eating really good food, like it's it's just you're
Speaker 7: performing for a bunch of people with a giant plate
Speaker 7: of chicken and must Yes, but people would maybe know
Speaker 7: what if you ever saw the original like Tenacious D,
Speaker 7: like before it was when it was just an HBO
Speaker 7: thing along.
Speaker 2: It wasn't that on the stage.
Speaker 8: No, you know, it's funny, that was the old Virgil
Speaker 8: when the Virgil is called the garage they film that
Speaker 8: because actually in that thing, I'm play a waitress. You
Speaker 8: never see me do anything, but i am basically I'm
Speaker 8: background playing a waitress in that video in the Tenacious D.
Speaker 7: That first one, wasn't that around the time or just
Speaker 7: after Girls Guitar Club?
Speaker 2: Yes, were you ever like, god damn it, we were
Speaker 2: doing this.
Speaker 8: No, no, no, no, those guys did it first, and they
Speaker 8: did it so well like our things very different. It's
Speaker 8: the opposite. They had us open for them at the
Speaker 8: Viper was my next question. Yeah, we opened for them
Speaker 8: and so great. We got heckled almost the whole time
Speaker 8: because it was our first foray into bro comedy. M
Speaker 8: metal head people come to well like comedy nerds, they're
Speaker 8: so really yeah, territorial comedy nerds are like what the
Speaker 8: fuck is this?
Speaker 1: And you're just like wow. And then I remember at
Speaker 1: one point and we kind.
Speaker 8: Of sucked, you know, it built up after a while
Speaker 8: that we we closed strong, but it was like you
Speaker 8: really had to be patient and they were not well.
Speaker 1: And then I looked to the side, I thank you.
Speaker 8: I looked over to the side during that show and
Speaker 8: there was Elijah Wood. Just was it Elijah Wood or
Speaker 8: to maguire, Yes, it was Toby maguire.
Speaker 1: It was Toby MacGuire, and he was just staring at me.
Speaker 1: He didn't look like he liked it, and he didn't
Speaker 1: look like he hated it.
Speaker 8: And it was the weirdest feeling where I was like,
Speaker 8: I think I would like it better if he didn't
Speaker 8: like it.
Speaker 2: Well, that's you just described every movie he's in.
Speaker 1: He's mister neutral.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure how he felt about being spider man.
Speaker 1: I don't what what were the cider house rules? I
Speaker 1: had got no sense of it. Did you like the rules?
Speaker 1: Did you hate the rules? Dead faced?
Speaker 7: Then everyone wants dead face, adorable, dead face, and big eyed?
Speaker 2: All right? Next question?
Speaker 9: All right, this is from Shelle New New Angelina over here.
Speaker 9: What are some of your favorite spots favorite things to
Speaker 9: do in this Stephen.
Speaker 1: Are you sick? I swear to God, I'll kick you
Speaker 1: out of this car.
Speaker 6: No, I was just podcasting before this.
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, you need a lozenge.
Speaker 6: Yes, and I will take a lozenge.
Speaker 9: What are some of your favorite things to do or
Speaker 9: places to go off the beaten path in the city.
Speaker 7: Well, I've been just recently discovering in my neighborhood because
Speaker 7: I'm like, I have to do something. I'm not gonna
Speaker 7: pull on rubber bands and lift weights in my living
Speaker 7: room or watch P ninety X. I've just started hiking
Speaker 7: and there's Lesion Park is right by my house. I
Speaker 7: didn't realize it is my mini Runyon Canyon. And I've
Speaker 7: been and it's been pouring rain like it is right now.
Speaker 7: So it's all lush and green and those flowers everywhere,
Speaker 7: and I'm like, oh my god, I live near If
Speaker 7: you squint it looks like wilderness. Yes, it's just really
Speaker 7: beautiful and I've I've been, I've been really enjoying that.
Speaker 7: So there is in this city what And it's so funny.
Speaker 7: You can live here for years and not really you
Speaker 7: can ignore it. But there's the outdoors, the access to
Speaker 7: just outdoors, the situations like even just going up to
Speaker 7: Big Bear. That's my favorite thing is that we are
Speaker 7: so close, so close. Sure, the ocean, we all know
Speaker 7: that's great, No one cares. There's also mountains and pine
Speaker 7: trees in the other direction so close.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like totally different atmosphere. It's great.
Speaker 7: So yeah, when you if you move here and you're
Speaker 7: focused on oh my god, I hate driving, make sure
Speaker 7: that you also balance that out with with uh being
Speaker 7: outdoors if that's what you want to do.
Speaker 1: And if you hate driving, how about you don't move here.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's the whole fucking point of Yeah, tires.
Speaker 7: Say, one has opinions about this place, that people are
Speaker 7: a certain way or whatever. But yes, traffic, I will
Speaker 7: give you that. It is bad and it's getting worse.
Speaker 7: But everyone you go to fucking Toledo that's still a city,
Speaker 7: and they'll complain about traffic.
Speaker 1: I went back to Ohio, I went to Boise City.
Speaker 1: Was gone, Oh who's that? That's the Pretenders?
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I really like Chrissy hy He's cool. What's
Speaker 7: your favorite hidden gym?
Speaker 1: Oh? You know?
Speaker 8: The first thing that popped in my head was not
Speaker 8: in the city. Well, first of all, the arts district downtown.
Speaker 8: Look at what Mark Thomas on a billboard?
Speaker 1: Oh I know people say that his special is great.
Speaker 2: It is great.
Speaker 8: Oh you loved it? Everybody loved it. Yeah, I haven't
Speaker 8: seen it. I have a very hard time watching people's
Speaker 8: comedy specials.
Speaker 1: It It really takes it out of it.
Speaker 8: It is I get so nervous, I gets I don't
Speaker 8: want to have a bad opinion.
Speaker 1: I get really whatever.
Speaker 8: But then, but every single person that's watched it is
Speaker 8: delighted and thralled.
Speaker 2: It is different.
Speaker 7: It's the the behind the scenes documentary side of it
Speaker 7: is very sweet and important.
Speaker 1: That's great.
Speaker 8: He's the best and he's a great actor. I'm I'm
Speaker 8: I hope he's on some kind of a star trek.
Speaker 8: Oh he is, because he deserves it. He was in
Speaker 8: a short film that I watched one time and he
Speaker 8: was so good. Yes, he was the dick boyfriend. Here's
Speaker 8: the dick boyfriend that the mom pays off. Oh it's
Speaker 8: such a good short film. Yeah, Joey, shit, Joey. Somebody
Speaker 8: Italian last name made it.
Speaker 1: Whim Thomas. I bet you. It's on IMDb.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, watch especially HBO.
Speaker 1: So the first thing I was going to say was
Speaker 1: I like parts of downtown.
Speaker 8: I don't know if that is true, though, I like
Speaker 8: sometimes I think I would like to live downtown in
Speaker 8: those arts district spots. Yeah, yeah, because there is that
Speaker 8: cool railroad tracks, but then around the corners of fancy restaurant.
Speaker 8: But then also there's people making something in a warehouse,
Speaker 8: like I like the general vibe uh.
Speaker 2: Ignored for two days, dead body fat.
Speaker 8: Or though exactly there is a really intense not just
Speaker 8: oh this is about part of town, but things are
Speaker 8: happening down here that are not humane, right, and that
Speaker 8: ship is bad for you to be around.
Speaker 7: So yeah, guy covered blood on a wound on its head,
Speaker 7: vampire teeth holding a baseball bat with nails.
Speaker 1: In the end of it. I've seen that. Yeah shit, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: just keep driving, so don't go down there.
Speaker 8: I would say instead. You are also very close to Pasadena,
Speaker 8: and there is a what the fuck lady, Sorry, there's
Speaker 8: a museum in Pasadena.
Speaker 1: That I'll have.
Speaker 8: I need to say the name of in four minutes
Speaker 8: because I won't be able to think of it right now.
Speaker 1: But it's a very small museum. I need to go
Speaker 1: to it. I haven't seen it. It's so good.
Speaker 8: And it has a bunch of it has a bunch
Speaker 8: of van Goes, it has a bunch.
Speaker 1: Of Deca, it has.
Speaker 8: It's the motherfucker Stephen, please help me.
Speaker 7: Simon.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's the Norton Simon. Oh yeah, he's the best painter.
Speaker 1: I think. I agree, he's my favorite.
Speaker 8: Van Goes amazing and the Northern Simon was a rich
Speaker 8: guy and this was his actual personal art collection.
Speaker 2: Oh wow.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and it's nuts. So that's a great little spot.
Speaker 8: Like that's a good place to take your parents when
Speaker 8: you don't know what to do with your parents.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, art gallery, you got I it's so fine.
Speaker 7: I've been to the Road, the Broad, the.
Speaker 2: Breed, the Brood, the Broad.
Speaker 1: I think it's the Broad.
Speaker 2: I was right the twelfth time.
Speaker 7: I've heard people say Broad because Braun is like, hey, Dan.
Speaker 1: It's not a good museum.
Speaker 6: Well you don't like my paints?
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's I gotta go tomorrow art museums. I always
Speaker 7: say that when I'm doing stand up in some city,
Speaker 7: I'm like, I'll go to the museum, but just watch
Speaker 7: disney Pants, disney Pants with my channel off.
Speaker 8: Do you know that when we were in Amsterdam, whenever
Speaker 8: we were in Europe on tour, I had planned three
Speaker 8: days in a row. Oh we weren't there that long,
Speaker 8: two days in a row to go to the Van
Speaker 8: Go Museum, and everyone's like, you have to go. It's amazing,
Speaker 8: it's amazing. Never fucking did it. And I was truly
Speaker 8: like maybe five blocks away from it.
Speaker 2: Oh man, So I really regret it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: He is just the best.
Speaker 7: And he had a brother that was like made a
Speaker 7: living as an artist.
Speaker 2: He didn't sell a paint.
Speaker 7: I think he sold a painting for like foreigner bucks
Speaker 7: in his life, but he didn't become a famous artist.
Speaker 2: Tulli is dead.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's always just like the coolest to me. It's tragic,
Speaker 7: but it's cool.
Speaker 1: It's very cool.
Speaker 8: And also it's the thing where the way his style
Speaker 8: of painting was not popular, it was completely new so
Speaker 8: of course all those fucking hacks hated it, which is
Speaker 8: how it always happens in art. It's very threatening when
Speaker 8: you have something that's like, what's this, It's not what
Speaker 8: I'm doing? Yeah, and everyone ship's a brick, And then,
Speaker 8: like you know, one hundred years later, people are like, no,
Speaker 8: no what, no, no what.
Speaker 7: I hope and Ella Elliott Smith are just bragging about
Speaker 7: how long I hope they.
Speaker 4: I hope they're in heaven realizing Heaven, realizing LoVa.
Speaker 1: Oh god, oh the whole time we do doing it.
Speaker 1: An impression of the lead singer or the psychedelic first
Speaker 1: Oh god, I.
Speaker 2: Thought he was like a cement worker.
Speaker 1: Okay, the last handful of questions.
Speaker 6: To you, Yeah, I think we're wrapping it up.
Speaker 1: I mean, oh yeah, or does anyone want Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a lot.
Speaker 9: I mean we're all about to faint from a come
Speaker 9: on at Heather, Yeah, at Heather on the Hill.
Speaker 6: What's one thing from science fiction you wish was real? Mine? Teleporting?
Speaker 1: Nice?
Speaker 7: Oh god, yeah, I mean imagine all the especially now
Speaker 7: it had come in Andy. Teleparting is a good one.
Speaker 2: I guess my whole life.
Speaker 7: The one that I'm like, would I like it? Or
Speaker 7: would I not like it. I guess that's more just
Speaker 7: being a vampire is living forever. I've decided, like, no way.
Speaker 7: But when you're a kid, and I was so scared
Speaker 7: of dying when I was a kid, I'm like, wait,
Speaker 7: this is a limited time, this is a limited run.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's I always wanted.
Speaker 7: I don't know if I want sci fi, I have
Speaker 7: to think I know sci fi. I don't ever want
Speaker 7: to end up in a cocoon, some sort of a cocoon.
Speaker 7: That's a bad that's a bad sign.
Speaker 8: Are you thinking of Lord of the Rings with the
Speaker 8: big spider wraps up, Elijah Wood slash Toby Maguire.
Speaker 7: Every sci fi movie at some point they go it
Speaker 7: looks like this is some kind of cocoon and then.
Speaker 2: You know, yeah, then you know where I'll fuck.
Speaker 8: I would say mine is the medical situation in Star
Speaker 8: Trek where they just kind of run a pen over
Speaker 8: you and they're like, you have light cancer.
Speaker 1: We're carrying it now.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah with another pad future futuristic light immediate full
Speaker 8: body X ray. That's like, you have a problem, but
Speaker 8: it's no it used to be a problem. Now it's
Speaker 8: just like a passing issue that will take care of immediately. Yeah,
Speaker 8: don't worry about your Cancer's so nice to be so nice.
Speaker 2: Infrared scanning of all your cancer and.
Speaker 8: Then everybody just be healthy and let's not have superviruses anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I wish the future was not what the
Speaker 2: past was. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know the best answer for that one.
Speaker 1: You can stick with cocoons. Yeah, I don't want a
Speaker 1: whole lobe you called cocoon.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: If I do end up in a cocoon, I hope
Speaker 7: it's that one that helps me break dance as an
Speaker 7: elderly man.
Speaker 1: I want to dive into your pool, your cocoon pool.
Speaker 8: The worst hit, the worst pick up, Like, oh yeah,
Speaker 8: that is pretty gross.
Speaker 1: I apologize, okay.
Speaker 6: Stephen at Alicia Lynn PMW.
Speaker 9: What should we use as currency when our current financial
Speaker 9: system collapses?
Speaker 1: I suppose pelts and gold bowl gone. Well, clearly it's
Speaker 1: gonna be toilet paper.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we've already reached it.
Speaker 1: It's happening.
Speaker 2: We just got excited about toilet paper.
Speaker 1: Well, we just made an investment.
Speaker 7: I think, yeah, water, it will be water, funny true. Oh,
Speaker 7: and that's what the Matt Max thing is yeah, fresh water.
Speaker 7: Otherwise you're gonna grow gills on your neck and learn
Speaker 7: how to boat.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 8: I don't want to answer this questions to dark. Also,
Speaker 8: it won't be my job to figure this out.
Speaker 1: I can't. I should be, and I can't.
Speaker 7: I'm afraid it'll still be money. Just a lot of
Speaker 7: people won't have it.
Speaker 8: Yeah, they'll figure out something else. It'll be like bananas whatever.
Speaker 8: But nobody can.
Speaker 7: Have some cryptocurrency that I still don't. I can't even
Speaker 7: grasp it. It exists and I don't know what it is.
Speaker 7: This house is always interesting or is it angering? It's
Speaker 7: a it looks like a cruise ship. It looks like
Speaker 7: a ship, but it's a house. Uh, the fence.
Speaker 8: Around it, Yeah, it seems like it's that's all about
Speaker 8: wheelchair access.
Speaker 1: Oh, I bet you. It's apartments. Yeah, instead of a
Speaker 1: house and be a weird house.
Speaker 2: They run a clean ship there.
Speaker 1: Okay, Steven, all right?
Speaker 6: At Kim underscore, Kim postable.
Speaker 9: What's the dumbest thing you believed as a child boy?
Speaker 8: So many that love was real, that I would never tie,
Speaker 8: that I could have my own cocoon.
Speaker 7: Yeah, there was a brief period where I thought I
Speaker 7: was living forever.
Speaker 6: Um.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. The dumbest thing I believed as
Speaker 2: a child. God this is I could think of something
Speaker 2: if given more time.
Speaker 8: I used to want my mom to fill out all
Speaker 8: the Publishers clearing House sweepstakes informa packets. I didn't understand
Speaker 8: why she wouldn't just try, and she'd be like, Karen,
Speaker 8: turwed away.
Speaker 1: It's garbage. They just that's all. They're trying to get
Speaker 1: money out of you.
Speaker 8: And I'm like, mother, everybody has a chance to win.
Speaker 8: I remember to like walking her through the packet one
Speaker 8: time because we got the big envelope with Technicman's picture
Speaker 8: on it. I was just like, Mom, we could win this,
Speaker 8: and she's like, it's not real, Karen, throw it away.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, you're a quitter. You're a fucking synec
Speaker 1: and a quitter. That's so mad. People do win, they do,
Speaker 1: That's what they said.
Speaker 8: Although then we watched the mcmillion documentary fucking fake.
Speaker 1: She was right all along. Sorry, Sorry, Pat, I should
Speaker 1: have listened to you. Last question.
Speaker 9: This might be a good one to go out on
Speaker 9: him at Karen reads books?
Speaker 1: Not really?
Speaker 6: What is your favorite dad joke?
Speaker 1: That's a full circle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, I can't you say. Look what I almost
Speaker 2: stepped in.
Speaker 7: When I recorded this podcast with my dad, there was we've.
Speaker 1: Droven by a man. I didn't see it coming.
Speaker 7: I've heard this before, but it was just when a
Speaker 7: dad joke is applied at the perfect moment. There was
Speaker 7: just a guy in the middle of this pastor walking around.
Speaker 7: He wasn't farming, there was no animals near him. He
Speaker 7: was just standing in the field like a and my
Speaker 7: it's like, what the hell is that guy doing? And
Speaker 7: my dad said, he's outstanding in his field. And it
Speaker 7: made me laugh because the moment he said it right away,
Speaker 7: it was quick. It's a dad, definite dad joke for
Speaker 7: sure that my dad said, so it's actually a dad joke.
Speaker 2: My favorite dad joke moment. Uh.
Speaker 8: You know what's funny, and I think this is true
Speaker 8: for both of us, is we have I want to
Speaker 8: block you out, block Stephen.
Speaker 1: I could actually park anywhere I want.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it turns out.
Speaker 1: They always park in our spots.
Speaker 8: My dad is so much funnier than most dad jokes, Like,
Speaker 8: you know, dad jokes are about like dad's being hacked
Speaker 8: or whatever, But my dad is truly hilarious. And the
Speaker 8: thing that makes me laugh the hardest is he'll do characters.
Speaker 1: Oh so, here's an example. My sister with this whole
Speaker 1: quarantine thing.
Speaker 8: My dad was like, well, I got it. I'm gonna
Speaker 8: go down to the hospital pick up my medicine. My
Speaker 8: sister like, don't go to a fuck in the hospital.
Speaker 8: You're almost eighty, Like, stop going to places where sick
Speaker 8: people are, stop going to play likes, don't go to
Speaker 8: the grocery store.
Speaker 1: I'll go for you. And he wouldn't do it.
Speaker 8: And she and my sister, being a teacher, was getting
Speaker 8: all the CDC information like first line, so she knew
Speaker 8: about all the.
Speaker 1: Bad shit first and early. So she was trying to
Speaker 1: tell my dad.
Speaker 8: He wouldn't listen, and he kept doing whatever, and he
Speaker 8: was And then one day he went to Costco and
Speaker 8: she lost her shit and she was like.
Speaker 1: Stop going into these big groups. You're going to die.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to deal with it.
Speaker 8: Like she went crazy and then hung up the phone
Speaker 8: on him, and then she felt bad until like a
Speaker 8: half an hour later she calls him back and he
Speaker 8: answers Costco delivery, And that is a that's my dad's sense.
Speaker 1: If you were in a nutshell.
Speaker 2: Oh that's the best.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I love it.
Speaker 7: I think my favorite phone thing that my dad always
Speaker 7: did and it makes no sense, but I did it
Speaker 7: for years when because it throws off anyone, especially if
Speaker 7: people are calling and trying to sell something the phone
Speaker 7: had ringing, and he'd pick up and just go telephone
Speaker 7: and then they just they stand there, they just don't
Speaker 7: say anything. Yeah, it throws off any one if you
Speaker 7: just say telephone. Yeah, like I'm hello, what yeah, yeah,
Speaker 7: just up and say what it is.
Speaker 2: I think that's great that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, throws off the script. Yeah, yeah, I like telephone guys.
Speaker 1: Another legendary Q same non stop? How do we do it?
Speaker 7: Quite hot the whole time, zero to no lulls, even
Speaker 7: when we pull over to buy.
Speaker 8: Toilet paper, although I have to say Steven's voice got raspy.
Speaker 8: Now my throat hurts, That's all I'm saying. If this
Speaker 8: is it, what a way to go.
Speaker 7: Every Yeah, you just listened to us all contracting a virus.
Speaker 1: I mean mine, I've.
Speaker 2: Had better throat days.
Speaker 8: Right, but it's raining and the temperatures down, and you know,
Speaker 8: I've had the AC weirdly on because we have to
Speaker 8: keep it on for right right this who knows, We're fine.
Speaker 8: We've been talking for two straight hours.
Speaker 7: I saw a video where you all you have to
Speaker 7: do is keep the virus at fifty five degrees celsius,
Speaker 7: so you blow a hair dryer up your nostrils.
Speaker 2: And it kills the virus because it stays in your
Speaker 2: nasal cabinet. So we're fine if you have a hair
Speaker 2: dryer just blown up that.
Speaker 1: I really did, that seems but I've watched it.
Speaker 2: I had very much, seems face very much. But then
Speaker 2: I watched the whole thing, and I'm like, why does
Speaker 2: this make sense?
Speaker 1: Why does this feel so good?
Speaker 2: Well produced?
Speaker 1: You know who made it? The guy at the ten
Speaker 1: dollars an understore.
Speaker 2: Oh god, ah, but I was in a long black jacket.
Speaker 1: What are you coach youth socker?
Speaker 2: I coach youth goth soccer.
Speaker 1: But I'm super happy, but also want some toilet paper.
Speaker 1: He was the best, all right, Well, you know, peace
Speaker 1: and love out to that guy. Only I re stuff
Speaker 1: all right, and we'll see you soon. We love you.
Speaker 7: Take care, please do stay strong, stay strong, but not
Speaker 7: near one another.
Speaker 2: Nope, You've been listening. You need to ride d Y n.
Speaker 6: A r.
Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 3: Either way, we want to be there. Doesn't matter how
Speaker 3: much baggage you claim, and give us time and a
Speaker 3: terminal and gay.
Speaker 1: We want to send you.
Speaker 3: Off inside you want to welcome you back home.
Speaker 8: Tell us all about it.
Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine? Malborn? Do you need
Speaker 1: to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you need
Speaker 1: to ride?
Speaker 5: Do you need to ride? Do you need a ride?
Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need.
Speaker 2: With Karen and chriss
Speaker 6: Mm hm